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153 people on Princess cruise ship in the Caribbean infected with norovirus

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classicjuice Mar 15, 2026 +499
Man, I had norovirus once in Thailand…holy literal shit, that was probably the worst 3 days of my life. The ship’s sewage system will be put through hell with over a 100 people experiencing the symptoms.
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rabidstoat Mar 15, 2026 +331
I just think about a family of four in a cabin, all sick, with a single toilet.
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Banryuken Mar 15, 2026 +117
This is why I upgrade for the balcony
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NarwhalEmergency9391 Mar 15, 2026 +28
Do you also get the top floor? 
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Banryuken Mar 15, 2026 +31
For maximum … visibility, yeah that
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EnthusiasmUnusual Mar 15, 2026 +38
Oh god that's a nightmare 
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Hot_Blackberry_6895 Mar 15, 2026 +14
There’s also a shower and a sink. Needs must. A drain is a drain.
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barelyasysadmin Mar 15, 2026 +1107
I had this once with my kids at the same time. Wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy lol. Shitting with a bucket to throw up in at the same damn time.
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Unending-Flexionator Mar 15, 2026 +608
I had it before. I couldn't keep water down but my body kept creating liquids. for days it went on. I thought I was going to die. It was so agonizing it was the purest experience of my life. While I was convulsing and heaving like in a seizure, nothing else existed. That was probably the closest I've been to torture or rapture I could imagine. No thoughts in that moment of pain, nothing existed but searing agony.
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barelyasysadmin Mar 15, 2026 +249
Incredible choice of words. > “It was the purest experience of my life. While I was convulsing and heaving like in a seizure, nothing else existed.” Truly the most accurate explanation of it lol
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SorryAboutTheWayIAm Mar 15, 2026 +153
I endured a round of norovirus whilst deep in the throes of alcoholic addiction so I was hungover/withdrawing simultaneously. I genuinely almost died. It was like a bad acid trip, a descent into hell
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Unending-Flexionator Mar 15, 2026 +43
A right of purification. Long and hard is the road, that leads from darkness up to light.
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SorryAboutTheWayIAm Mar 15, 2026 +52
rite* (I can't help it, see my username)
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Unending-Flexionator Mar 15, 2026 +34
it was a test of sobriety. you passed, so far. but I've got my eyes on you
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Libby_Sparx Mar 15, 2026 +5
I'm also sorry about the way I am. Or maybe for existing at all...? Anyway, I forgive you. (⁎♡ᴗ♡⁎)
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AnotherLolAnon Mar 15, 2026 +42
I had it in college. I couldn't stand up. I just laid on the bathroom floor. I kept falling into some sort of stupor between sleep and unconscious between vomiting. I kept dreaming I had died or that I went to the hospital and they were closed. I finally decided I probably really did need to go to the hospital. I had to crawl into my parents' room and wake my dad up. It was only a few feet but I have no idea how long it took me because I kept collapsing. When we got to the hospital they had me stand up for an x-ray and I passed out again. I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Truly the worst experience of my life and I thought I was going to die. I can't imagine getting it on a cruise.
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Lessllama Mar 15, 2026 +45
I had it just last week. I kept thinking how tf is all this coming out of me when I haven't eaten in 2 days?
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intheskywithemeralds Mar 15, 2026 +9
I went through a bout of this last year. It’s incredibly humbling and humanizing.
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jjamesyo Mar 15, 2026 +128
My sister’s family came down with it once while at a wedding. There were two family’s sharing a hotel room with one bathroom and all of them were sick. Throwing up over the balcony, going in the toilet, going in the garbage can. One of them even shat their pants. We now call it “the brown wedding.”
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cambreecanon Mar 15, 2026 +19
In your situation I might get a low cost camping toilet to keep on hand for such situations.
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SeaWitch1031 Mar 15, 2026 +32
You can kill it with bleach but it isn’t easy when your body is trying to dissolve itself.
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barelyasysadmin Mar 15, 2026 +16
We did wipe down everything with bleach wipes the day the kids got it but I suppose we were too late lol
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Radiant-Objective-35 Mar 15, 2026 +8
You actually have to let the bleach solution sit for like 10mins on surfaces with noro virus. Its an incredibly resilient little virus.
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tykogars Mar 15, 2026 +21
Near the end of it I wasn’t even upset. I was more impressed by the virus and how bad it tore through my house and and forced a high PSI clean out of all orifices. Really something.
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nodicegrandma Mar 15, 2026 +8
I just had this! Luckily it was only 24 hours. Wasn’t as bad as one I had a few years back when I stood up and shit my pants, that was brutal.
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barelyasysadmin Mar 15, 2026 +7
The only silver lining here is that it’s about 24-48 hours!
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raidmytombBB Mar 15, 2026 +21
Best thing you can do for yourself if to sit in the shower.
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tauntonlake Mar 15, 2026 +22
"shivomits" in the shower *shudders*
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ILoveLamp9 Mar 15, 2026 +7
Same here. Got it for the first time becsuse of my kids a couple years ago. Leaking on both ends. Fortunately, it really only lasts 1-2 days so it resolves quickly. But it was damn awful.
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TakeThreeFourFive Mar 15, 2026 +6
Norovirus caused me to literally shit the bed. Trusted a fart when I was starting to feel better, and boy was I wrong.
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thiccychicky Mar 15, 2026 +4
I had it and was sitting on the toilet and leaning over to throw up into my shower. Slept on the bathroom floor for 3 nights cuz the floor was cold and I couldn’t make the short walk from my room to the bathroom reliably. Now I always wash my hands before eating
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KtinaTravels Mar 15, 2026 +5
Ugh, at least you were wise enough to not shit in the bucket and throw up in the toilet 😬🫠
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Lt__Barclay Mar 15, 2026 +4
I never believed in the concept of body/diet cleansing until experiencing 2 days of noro-forced bidirectional cleansing. Upon recovery, I felt like I had boundless energy and strength for about a month after... Fascinating, yet wouldn't want to repeat that experience!
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Little_View_6659 Mar 15, 2026 +9
Sounds like one of my migranes. I have a special puke bowl I keep in the bathroom. Fun times.
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Saerdna0 Mar 15, 2026 +3194
For anyone wondering the Norovirus is a highly contagious viral illness commonly known as the “stomach bug” or “stomach flu” (though it’s unrelated to influenza).
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phil_the_builder Mar 15, 2026 +2099
Noro is notorious for letting you spew from both ends. Both feces and vomit are highly contagious. Extreme caution and really thorough hygienic measures are super important. Every surface, toilets and door handles and so on need to be desinfected. To have that shit in your home is already really unpleasant, but on a ship it is really bad.
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snowmuchgood Mar 15, 2026 +976
Don’t forget that hand sanitizer and sanitizer wipes do nothing to kill norovirus or rotovirus (another awful gastrointestinal virus). Bleach and/or soap and hot water are your friends here.
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Available_Border1075 Mar 15, 2026 +200
Don’t drink the bleach though
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SweetLittleFox Mar 15, 2026 +253
Idk after a couple days with noro it starts looking pretty appealing
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terrierhead Mar 15, 2026 +113
Especially in a tiny ship cabin sharing a bathroom with another person who also has norovirus.
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a_spirited_one Mar 15, 2026 +75
God can you imagine the ship rocking while your puking your guts out and already so nauseous? I already get sea sick easily and will never take a cruise
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Persimmon-Mission Mar 15, 2026 +92
I have had norovirus. I am not exaggerating when I say I was sitting on the toilet holding a trash can in my lap so I could puke and shit at the same time. It was a miserable experience
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haysoos2 Mar 15, 2026 +16
Had it once, and was so thankful that the bathtub was in bending range from the toilet.
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SmashleyX Mar 15, 2026 +5
Same. Except I was two months pregnant. It was torture.
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CharleyNobody Mar 15, 2026 +5
Get yourself a collapsible silicone bowl. Flatten it and stick it under your bathroom sink in a cabinet. You’ll be happy you did the next time you get norovirus. Easy to clean. Going on a cruise? Pop a flat one in your bag. You never know when you’ll need it.
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BlueFalcon142 Mar 15, 2026 +39
Navy here. Its pretty common our ships go through a wave of "Double Dragon". At least once on deployment. Which, in an environment where the heads/toilets are either secured, broken, or so gross that a flamethrower wouldn't be enough to clean them, is a shitty situation. It's literally hell and theres no escape. Found myself wrapped around one of those gross toilets for 2 days. The motion of the ship is really an afterthought at that point.
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dannydrama Mar 15, 2026 +20
I was never going to go on one anyway but hearing it described as being on a floating petri dish sealed the deal.
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shortyrags Mar 15, 2026 +6
Watch Triangle of Sadness!
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LionClean8758 Mar 15, 2026 +3
Can you imagine needing to spew from both ends at the same time, but your partner is already on the toilet with the trash can in their lap, and there's no other bathroom for you to use? Nightmare.
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Several-Opposite-746 Mar 15, 2026 +75
Only an idiot would drink bleach. Follow Trump's advice and have it injected.
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hoppertn Mar 15, 2026 +9
I’m sorry I only do internal light therapy.
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Molto_Ritardando Mar 15, 2026 +21
I was told it was an enema!
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LMGooglyTFY Mar 15, 2026 +23
No no, don't be silly. It's sunlight he wants up your butt.
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neuromonkey Mar 15, 2026 +6
I've heard that it's fine, as long as you shine UV light inside your body. We should look into that.
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Yuukiko_ Mar 15, 2026 +109
Don't give them any ideas 
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accidentlife Mar 15, 2026 +19
Household sanitizer wipes are typically QUAT based, which is ineffective against Norovirus. Household alcohol based wipes are also typically ineffective. However other wipes are available which are effective, including bleach wipes. Some commercial alcohol based wipes are effective. For example, this GoJo (Purell) wipe lists a kill claim for Noro: https://a.co/d/06Jjgnmo
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cecil721 Mar 15, 2026 +13
And for the love of all that's holy, flush with the lid down.
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MissElphie Mar 15, 2026 +8
Hypoclorous acid kills it, as well
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aled677 Mar 15, 2026 +20
Hypochlorous acid!
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GoodPointMan Mar 15, 2026 +223
Also generally passes in a day or two... but that day or two... wheeeew!
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phil_the_builder Mar 15, 2026 +106
Yepp, my wife, young son and I hab that shit last year. That was a ride. Also you are still contagious for at least two days after the symptoms subside.
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FerdTergusen Mar 15, 2026 +78
Former Norovirus researcher here. Your body sheds the virus for up to two weeks post infection. Flush with the lid down, wash your hands thoroughly with soap and warm water, and dry with a paper towel to prevent further infection.
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Stay-At-Home-Jedi Mar 15, 2026 +18
This is my first thought as well. I would not want to stay in any of those rooms on the next trip...
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FerdTergusen Mar 15, 2026 +63
Noro loooooooves a cruise ship because it creates perfect conditions for viral spread. Without proper disinfection (a 10% bleach solution,) the virus can survive on hard surfaces up to a month. It can live on door handles, countertops, light switches, desks, walls, in washing machines, dryers, refrigerators, etc. It can survive repeated heating and freezing. If you are actively infected and you vomit with any amount of force, or if you vomit into a toilet and flush with the lid up, you will aerosolize the virus particles and those particles can stay in the air for at least two hours. It only takes a few norovirus particles to make you violently ill (for reference, it can take 10,000-20,000 flu virus particles to infect you.) Noro is truly an apex predator and it is sinister in the way it reproduces. So cruise ships have astronomical potential for infection/re-infection as controlling its spread is near impossible. I used to advise anyone with a weakened immune system or serious medical comorbidities to avoid cruise ships at all costs.
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carvingmyelbows Mar 15, 2026 +14
Can norovirus be lethal if you have a weakened immune system? I have stage 4 cancer and was hospitalized for noro right at the symptom peak of my first cycle on a new chemotherapy, so highly immunocompromised—I’m wondering how at risk of actual death I was, lol. I don’t really remember the first couple of days in the hospital but I know I couldn’t walk and they told me I was at the precipice of sepsis and had to have 2 separate IVs hooked up for antibiotics, fluids, and electrolytes/nutrients. When the delirium cleared, I definitely *felt* like I was on death’s doorstep, at least.
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FerdTergusen Mar 15, 2026 +13
Norovirus itself can’t cause death, but it can cause severe dehydration, which can be lethal for elderly or immunocompromised people, if not treated. Any infection in immunocompromised people increases their risk for complications. You likely had a severe inflammatory response and developed a secondary infection (bacteria and viruses like to find weakened hosts to latch onto) which set you on a septic path. Glad you’re on the mend from that. Good luck with chemo! Keep me posted when you’re done with treatment!
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carvingmyelbows Mar 15, 2026 +86
I got norovirus this past November/December and it almost killed me—it was right when the worst side effects from my first infusion of a new chemotherapy were supposed to kick in too so I thought it was just that at first. Maybe it was because the chemo tanked my immune system, but it lasted me like 2 weeks and I had to be hospitalized, I was a hair away from being septic and I remember the ER nurse told me I would’ve been a goner if I had waited much longer to go in. I was expecting the chemo side effects to be bad so I didn’t realize it was noro at first, and I toughed it out at home for 3-4 days until I couldn’t stand or walk without falling anymore and was becoming delirious, so my partner called an ambulance. They had to give me IV antibiotics at first for the near sepsis and I wasn’t allowed to stand or walk because my heart rate and blood pressure were so high, and they hooked me to 2 separate IV lines so they could keep up all the fluids and vitamins/nutrients I kept rapidly losing. Worst experience ever. I’ve been on 6 different chemotherapies in the last 2 years, been hospitalized more times than I can count because of my stage 4 cancer, but norovirus was without a doubt the absolute sickest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I do not envy those cruise attendees.
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mikailovitch Mar 15, 2026 +19
Damn, that sounds so f****** rough. I caught covid while going through chemo and I rode it out at home alone. I also thought I might die. I remember calling the p******* next door to bring me over some medicine and finding their number on google maps and pressing call took me about 2 hours. I was delirious, could barely see, and kept falling asleep. After getting some medicine I think I slept for 3 days straight, but who knows? I don't remember any of it.
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carvingmyelbows Mar 15, 2026 +14
I also got COVID for my first time during my 2nd line of chemo! Literally got a text from my friend that she had it right as I got home from infusion, walked in the door and my phone buzzed lol. Grabbed a test from my bathroom soooo fast and it took like 10 seconds for the positive line to appear. Luckily it wasn’t nearly that bad for me, your experience sounds horrible. It was already 2024 when I got it so the strains were milder, and I was fully vaccinated which probably helped. It still fucked me right up though, pretty sure it permanently shot my stamina to shit because since then, I haven’t been able to make it to the end of my driveway without losing my breath. Who knows with cancer though lol it could be that too. God, what a miserable experience, I’m so sorry you got it so bad and had to go through that.
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rebelkitty Mar 15, 2026 +4
I just went through the same thing - chemo plus norovirus. It was SO rough! Fortunately,  though, I'm several rounds into chemo, so I knew this wasn't normal. Plus, everyone else in my household also got sick. I kept calling the nursing line, and they kept telling me I'd just have to ride it out. But by day four my heart was pounding, and I was dizzy, so they had me come in and got me straight away hooked up to fluids. I thought I was getting special treatment, skipping the queue, but now I realize they just didn't want me infecting other patients. 😅 Then once they got me stabilized, and my blood pressure and heart rate were in a more acceptable range, they sent me home with an order for a nurse to come daily and top me up with more fluids. My chemo was delayed until I was strong enough. Norovirus sucks. There's really nothing they can do for you, other than try to keep you going with fluids and nutrients. I hope your current chemo is going well!
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Odd-Scientist-2529 Mar 15, 2026 +13
But it continues to be in the host for several weeks and they continue to infect others 
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rebelkitty Mar 15, 2026 +5
And if you're immunocompromised,  like me, you may get to enjoy it for a whole lot longer. I was acutely ill for 8 days, to the point where I had to have a nurse come to my home to give me fluids (over 3 of the 8 days). And it took a further three weeks for my digestive system to get back to something approaching normal.  And even now I'm still lactose intolerant! The hospital nutritionist says the norovirus stripped my gut of all its good bacteria. It's going to take time to rebuild. Norovirus is the worst!
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agentchuck Mar 15, 2026 +99
And lemme tell you that the lowest common denominator of cruise ship patrons aren't exactly fastidious with their hygiene. I was behind one woman filling her water bottle at a water dispenser right next to a big sign saying to not jam your own bottles in to prevent cross contamination. When I pointed out the sign and mentioned Norovirus she said "it's fine, my bottle has a cap." Uh... What?
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helpinghear Mar 15, 2026 +82
Reason #500000 I will not cruise.
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terrierhead Mar 15, 2026 +66
To me, cruise ships are giant Petri dishes that spew pollution into the air, and drop sewage into the sea. Also, I don’t like crowds. I’ll go on a cruise in hell.
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the_north_place Mar 15, 2026 +12
I did a cruise this winter with family and my MIL refused hand sanitizer at every meal. Half of our party of 10 got sick with some sort of flu bug during the week or immediately after. 
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whogivesafu Mar 15, 2026 +3
If it makes you feel any better, hand sanitizer doesn’t typically kill norovirus (though it helps with many things, obviously). Gotta wash that off with soap and water. If anything, I suspect the false sense of security many people get with hand sanitizer probably makes them less likely to just wash their hands instead and actually helps noro spread 😅
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sv21js Mar 15, 2026 +38
Also key point about norovirus: it will not be killed with alcohol based sanitisers. So you need to wash your hands properly with soap and water. And clean surfaces with bleach based cleaning products.
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shoulda-known-better Mar 15, 2026 +76
A ship rocking and rolling on waves seems like the absolute worst place ever to be that kinda sick....
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rabidstoat Mar 15, 2026 +9
You can fit up to four people in a single cabin with a single toilet to share.
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Bazrum Mar 15, 2026 +37
My partner caught this last year, and thank god we have a second bedroom/bathroom combo, or I probably would’ve as well. Locked them in the guest bedroom, gave them food on a tray (what little they could stomach for a little while), gloved up and scrubbed the hell out of everything that came out of the room. When they felt better they cleaned the bathroom with a gallon of bleach and washed everything else too. Was horrible to sit and not really be able to help more than making sure they choked down some crackers and Gatorade/water, but if I’d been ill too no one would have been around to take care of the pets and such. We still aren’t allowed to eat Texas straw hats in my house, because that’s the last meal we had before my partner got noro lol
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Alradeck Mar 15, 2026 +10
i got it about a month ago and made the mistake of eating a chipotle bowl before the worst kicked in... gonna be a long time before i eat chipotle again.
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unbalancedcentrifuge Mar 15, 2026 +10
Yep...a two bucket disease! And a non-enveloped little b****** that can live on surfaces for a while and cannot be disinfected by alcohol; you need soap or bleach.
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mightdieingranada Mar 15, 2026 +11
Had it once. I remember pissing water out my arse and suddenly had an urge to puke. Fortunately the sink was beside me. After about 3 days I lost over 5kg in bodyweight. I was so dehydrated it took a couple weeks to fully recover.
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Jane__Delawney Mar 15, 2026 +19
If you’re gonna spew, spew in this 🥤🤏
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NotTheRocketman Mar 15, 2026 +5
Does that girl know how to party or what!?
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jenny_905 Mar 15, 2026 +10
Yep. It ruins riot in healthcare settings too, I used to be a paramedic and had it a few times. I knew I was going to get it every time as well, you begin to recognise its markers. There's a distinct smell beyond just shitty mess and if your patient has been doing the both ends thing for 24 hours and you walk in the room they've collapsed in then you've got to be pretty lucky to avoid it.
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noteveni Mar 15, 2026 +8
In my first year of culinary school 2 kids got it, and they shut it down with a couple weeks of contact limiting and sanitizing measures. They had an iron clad response, because a culinary school having a foodborne outbreak could be a disastrous reputation blow, plus as the experts they *should* have all the tools to handle it well. Cruise ships, maybe ask culinary schools what to do lol
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McRaige Mar 15, 2026 +9
I got to find this out first hand when I worked for a summer season in Yellowstone NP back in like 2013, the hotels refused to turn away multiple busloads of tourists who all had it, didn't make any of them quarantine, instead, let us housekeepers get infected from having to clean their rooms everyday, along with the rest of the staff around the park having to interact with them, then we had to quarantine once we got sick. It was essentially an almost month long rolling quarantine of almost all the park employees, some of whom got it twice.
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MrPuddington2 Mar 15, 2026 +4
And most cruise ships are terrible about this. Shared ladles at the buffet, door knobs everywhere, not even foot operated controls in the toilet. I am convinced that norovirus on cruise ships spreads through the eateries - one of the main draws of being on a cruise.
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tes_kitty Mar 15, 2026 +4
Also important: You will still be spreading the virus for days even after you feel better. So do NOT go into work right away. And for everyone else: Never touch the internal door handle of a public toilet (at work counts) with your bare hands after you washed them. Always use a paper towel. Too many people don't wash their hands before leaving.
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_aviemore_ Mar 15, 2026 +9
This reminds me of the shit piss vomit sloshing around scene in Triangle of Sadness 
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jackp0t789 Mar 15, 2026 +115
Interestingly enough, my partner and I were convinced that we both had Noro last year... We could barely leave the bathroom for two days as we were exploding from both ends and running moderate fevers.. After a few days of that it started to get better so we went to urgent care just to be safe, and immediately were given covid/ Influenza test strips... Turns out It was in fact regular Influenza A and not Noro at all.. the regular flu can in fact in some cases cause severe gastro symptoms that can mimic a case of Noro.
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Narrow-Key365 Mar 15, 2026 +36
Yeah, noro typically doesn't present with a fever. Also, if you regularly take antacids you are more susceptible to getting sick from noro. Ask me how I know.
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mayhemmel Mar 15, 2026 +10
How do you know 😭
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Narrow-Key365 Mar 15, 2026 +14
Had the unfortunate pleasure of having noro every six months or so for 5 years until I finally narrowed in on antacids as a contributing factor. It says on the box not eat them like candy, but with reflux you'll do just about anything. Until you get noro, that is 🫠 haven't been sick since the end of 2023, but I'm so paranoid of it that I probably just jinxed myself haha.
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Miserable-Ticket-244 Mar 15, 2026 +4
Noro is viral. How were antacids a contributing factor?
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Narrow-Key365 Mar 15, 2026 +10
By reducing stomach acidity, creating a more forgiving environment for viral load. All Proton pump inhibitors to the best of my knowledge are suspected of contributing. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5426289/
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Tabs_555 Mar 15, 2026 +3
Norovirus totally does present with a mild fever. Normally 100-101.
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Hodr Mar 15, 2026 +18
And somehow it's newsworthy despite happening multiple times a year, every year. Happened on 2 of the 3 cruises I have been on (and I caught it both times).
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heftybagman Mar 15, 2026 +4
It’s known to disrupt plumbing at institutions because it spreads very quickly and causes severe diarrhea and vomiting. Many a dormitory bathroom and kitchenette sink have weathered the storm.
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Pugilist12 Mar 15, 2026 +359
I had norovirus once. I tell you no lies, it was the worst 48 hours of my life. I woke up suddenly drenched in sweat, terrible stomach ache, and rushed to the toilet. From that point on I vomited basically non stop until it finished. If I took a sip of water, I threw it up within 5 minutes. I was sucking on ice cubes, praying for death, with a bucket next to me. It was brutal.
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HighFoxy Mar 15, 2026 +74
I remember very little from the few days I had it, it’s mostly a blur because I was barely conscious on the bathroom floor. But I do remember praying to god, *any* god, for help. For context, I abandoned religion and cut it out of my life a very long time ago. But this shit managed to get me *praying* for the first time in a VERY long time.
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deFleury Mar 15, 2026 +18
Fellow athiest here, IIRC I was praying for *death*...
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TheMoogster Mar 15, 2026 +139
It is crazy how intense it is, the fever, the puking, the ass puking... And then 2 days later, its Gandalf and the Rohirrim on the top of the hill with sunlight at their back.
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PunishingCrab Mar 15, 2026 +12
Had it last month for maybe the second time in my life. It’s incredible how dominant it is. For like 36 hours I was utterly nonfunctional as an adult. I could do anything without having to be near the toilet. Didn’t eat food for that time because I couldn’t keep it down. I could only sip water/pedialyte and it took a week to regain my normal appetite.
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eloquenentic Mar 15, 2026 +163
It’s extremely contagious. And fun fact: Hand sanitizer doesn’t help, as alcohol doesn’t impact this virus. Careful hand washing with loads of soap is required to flush it off your skin.
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che-che-chester Mar 15, 2026 +32
And if you wash your hands but are sharing a cabin with a partner or kids who don't, you'll still likely get it.
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eloquenentic Mar 15, 2026 +21
It’s best if everyone washes of course, but it does lower your chances if only you do. The virus somehow needs to get into the mouth, and that often happens because people touch an infected surface, then their food or mouth. Also, fecal spray from flushing is also contagious. Close the lid! And use a mask if you need to after someone has defecated or puked into a toilet that you need to use…
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KtinaTravels Mar 15, 2026 +14
And if going to the buffet, wash your hands AGAIN after you put your plate down on a table. Everyone else is “sanitized” and touching everything because they think hand sanitizer does the trick. It doesn’t!
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SeaWitch1031 Mar 15, 2026 +34
Bleach every hard surface in your house.
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Sophie_MacGovern Mar 15, 2026 +9
When I was on a cruise last year, whenever I went to the buffet, I would use a napkin to grab the tongs instead of using my bare hands. I don’t know if it helped any, but many of the friends I met on the ship came down with some kind of illness over the course of the two week cruise and I didn’t.
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eloquenentic Mar 15, 2026 +5
That definitely helps! Prevents bacteria and viruses on your hands, and from getting in your mouth when you touch your face. Food and salad tongs are touched by literally everyone…
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thecactusblender2 Mar 15, 2026 +5
200 parts per million hypochlorous acid is effective at inactivating non-enveloped viruses like norovirus in 60 seconds. Not terribly hard to get either
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Bosir Mar 15, 2026 +1265
Cruises, always a case study in epidemiology
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Unumbotte Mar 15, 2026 +272
"Sir, I've come up with a way to resolve pandemics!" "Is it torpedoes again?" "...would that be a problem?"
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McMan777 Mar 15, 2026 +38
You're like [Bill Burr in solving problems.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-VLyZyHkTU)
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Fract_L Mar 15, 2026 +11
2014 Bill Burr for 2028
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Character-Year1821 Mar 15, 2026 +52
Cruises have to report it. Disney World doesnt. Noro is everywhere dirty people gather.
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sxzxnnx Mar 15, 2026 +28
Cruises make it pretty easy to find out where you got Noro. If you are at Disney World you have probably been somewhere else that same day and may be off their property by the time symptoms hit. You could have picked it up anywhere. If everyone else at the park that day is also sick you would not know. You have all left the park and mixed in with the general population. On a cruise you have been on the boat the whole time so you know that is where you got it and you see it spread to all your fellow passengers.
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F1Husker91 Mar 15, 2026 +154
Nothing against people who truly enjoy cruises, but y’all are psychos. Nothing but bad things happen on cruises. I’ll stick with land.
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Ratattack1204 Mar 15, 2026 +65
Keep in mind “Nothing bad happened on a cruise and everyone had a great time :)” doesn’t make the news.
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pchlster Mar 15, 2026 +36
God: "Okay, so I've filled the ocean with monsters, made the water undrinkable and made storms in those areas nightmare inducing. *Now* humans will stop going there for sure!" - The eighth day of creation that he had struck from Genesis out of embarrassment.
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Aurora1717 Mar 15, 2026 +20
I'll never get on a cruise ship after watching those people stuck on the ship at the start of the covid 19 pandemic.
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Ornery_Mix_9271 Mar 15, 2026 +13
That and the poop cruise. No thanks.
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speakermic Mar 15, 2026 +10
I go on a cruise every year and have never gotten sick. The one time I got food poisoning was at a resort in Mexico.
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intothemoonbeam Mar 15, 2026 +9
Same. Just got back from one on Friday that had nearly 6,000 passengers, no sickness, had a fantastic time as usual.
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KoriJenkins Mar 15, 2026 +79
Slightly altered comment I made elsewhere: Outbreaks on a ship like this are exceptionally rare. There are over 300 major cruise liners in the world, all of which usually sail every week, and there were 25 outbreaks of norovirus on all of them combined in 2025. That's 25 outbreaks on 25 voyages, out of the total of over 15,000. There's a lot of reasons to think cruises are bad (the environmental impact as the biggest) but "you WILL get sick on one" is not one of them.
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MazzIsNoMore Mar 15, 2026 +17
What percentage of people on cruises catch norovirus compared to the general population?
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WelderFamiliar3582 Mar 15, 2026 +9
Norovirus results in about 685 million cases of disease and 200,000 deaths globally a year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norovirus
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fakejacki Mar 15, 2026 +5
The vast majority of deaths from infectious diseases such as norovirus are in economically disadvantaged countries, not people from rich countries who have disposable income to go on cruises.
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threeseed Mar 15, 2026 +25
Of course people on cruises will get highly transmissible diseases at a higher rate than the general population. But they also are less likely to get hit by buses, trains etc. Some things are safer. Some things are not.
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Luckylemon Mar 15, 2026 +3
Norovirus likes schools a lot, too. The gen pop catches noro plenty. It's not news worthy to say "elementary school students and their families all sharing tummy bug".
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Jeremys_Iron_ Mar 15, 2026 +28
I've only ever been on one cruise and I caught covid. It is pretty disgusting. You might not get norovirus but there are plenty of other viruses and bacterial infections to catch.
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eddythinman Mar 15, 2026 +140
I was in the navy and every deployment this was guaranteed to burn through the ship once. You have cold sweats and your whole body aches for two or three days. Also the whole double dragon thing. It’s real shitty. Wash your damn hands
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snasna102 Mar 15, 2026 +44
The opposite of a chinese finger trap is how I describe noro (worked in waste water and we called it the poo flu or wastewater wake up) You develop an immunity to it after 3-4 times and it only takes you out of commission for a few hours after your 5th rodeo. (We had a mechanic operating his boom truck, put the controller down to puke off the side of his truck bed and go back to the lifting operation… he was a “seasoned” vet)
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Lower-Engineering365 Mar 15, 2026 +21
Idk whether to be impressed or appalled lol
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Meta2048 Mar 15, 2026 +375
Doesn't this happen multiple times a year?  
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Setekh79 Mar 15, 2026 +239
Yep, these things are plague colonies dressed up as a vacation, I still don't get why people spend money on them.
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phyneas Mar 15, 2026 +150
In fairness you aren't any more likely to get sick on a cruise than you are on any other holiday, but it's the cruise ship outbreaks that make headlines because they're known and reportable. You could just as easily contract norovirus (or any other infectious disease) at the airport or on a plane or in a restaurant or a bar or a club or wherever else you might be going that has a lot of people gathering in close proximity and touching the same stuff, but "150 random people in ** caught norovirus" wouldn't make for a very interesting headline even if anyone knew about the outbreak in the first place (which they might not, if none of those people had to seek medical treatment).
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drunkcowofdeath Mar 15, 2026 +66
Exactly. My wife and I caught the norovirus on a trip to Paris last year. I bet the same amount of people caught that out break too, but we weren't stuck on a boat together so who was going to count it? Anyway, we are going on our first cruise this year because what are the odds we get hit again?
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Moveyourbloominass Mar 15, 2026 +17
Bring Clorox wipes and wipe down your cabin and don't forget door handles. Years back, my parents went on a cruise with their friends. The friends made fun of my parents and their Clorox wipes. On day 4 of the cruise, all friends were struck with the Norovirus. My parents did not get it and enjoyed their trip.
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denM_chickN Mar 15, 2026 +26
Just wash your hands religiously. And have fun. Contrary to all the haters, I love cruising. Im happy to just sit on deck and watch the ocean pass, but theres more to do than that!
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RhetoricalOrator Mar 15, 2026 +14
I have friends with high stress jobs that go on cruise vacations specifically because it's low effort and they become plausibly unreachable for most of the cruise. It's been decades since I been on one and I hated it...but it was also a budget cruise. I could stand to give them another chance if I knew I wouldn't get patient zeroed or something like that.
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NotPromKing Mar 15, 2026 +3
Yup, my first cruise was when I was working a super busy and stressful job. Had to take a vacation before starting the even busier season. Booked the cruise on a Friday night with one single payment, took a cab to port on Sunday, and just like that I was on vacation for a week.
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KoriJenkins Mar 15, 2026 +84
Because they aren't actually that and outbreaks on a ship like this are exceptionally rare? For comparison, since weirdos will disagree with a hard fact, there are over 300 major cruise liners in the world, all of which usually sail every week, and there were 25 outbreaks of norovirus on all of them combined in 2025. That's 25 outbreaks on 25 voyages, out of the total of over 15,000. There's a lot of reasons to think cruises are bad (the environmental impact as the biggest) but "you WILL get sick on one" is not one of them.
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KerouacsGirlfriend Mar 15, 2026 +49
Quite rare! That’s only .17 % of cruises… *point* one seven, which is less than a quarter of 1%. It’s like how with plane crashes we hear the tragic stuff and imagine flying is incredibly dangerous, but dismiss how statistically safe flying really is, with crashes happening in .000001% of flights. (Kinder odds than a cruise noro tho, heh)
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BenVarone Mar 15, 2026 +62
They’re relatively c**** and require zero planning or effort ahead of time. You book your cruise, they tell you when to show up, and your vacation begins. Is that worth the risk of disease and environmental impact? No, but until we make them illegal people will keep signing up.
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DrScitt Mar 15, 2026 +67
I always have a wonderful trip on cruises. I don’t like the negative environmental impact, but it’s a good time.
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bwoah07_gp2 Mar 15, 2026 +6
What's to blame for the illnesses? People just boarding and sharing a shared space while sick, or inadequate cleaning crews? A little of both??
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Brandoe Mar 15, 2026 +33
I had Norovirus last year. I do not wish that on my wrost enemy. I didn't even know my body could do those things at the same time.
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Sophie_MacGovern Mar 15, 2026 +7
Double Dragon!
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terrierhead Mar 15, 2026 +31
What I used to tell my students was that norovirus won’t kill you (most of the time), it will just make you wish you were dead. Somehow, my husband and I got it when we had a newborn. My MIL had to take over baby care for us because we were stuck in the bathrooms playing “switch” on the toilet, because we didn’t think to put buckets in there.
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enhancedgibbon Mar 15, 2026 +27
I had norovirus once. I spewed every few minutes for like 12 hours. I've never experienced anything like it. Towards the end of it I literally wanted to die to make it stop. Can't imagine going through that on a bloody boat, ugh.
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dbrodbeck Mar 15, 2026 +27
It went through my family about 20 years ago. At one point I decided to see how long I could keep a glass of water down. I knew I was thirsty, and I knew it would come back up. I am, however, a scientist, so I figured let's collect some data. I threw up 41 times that night, and the record for the shortest amount of time keeping down a glass of water was 17 second.
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cwaffwooday Mar 15, 2026 +93
This happened on my last cruise. Norwegian boat in Hawaii. 20 years ago. Crew was just as sick as passengers-they couldn’t clean up the messes fast enough. Wet floor signs over multiple vomit piles all over common areas. Noro is the reason I will NEVER get back on a cruise again. No matter how fancy they make these new ships. Remember: hand sanitizer does NOT kill norovirus. Only hand washing does.
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Sophie_MacGovern Mar 15, 2026 +22
On the cruise I was on last year, they had hand washing stations at the entrance to the buffet and there was always a crew member there asking people to wash their hands on the way in. Many did. some didn’t.
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greydawn Mar 15, 2026 +4
Yeah cruises are a lot more hygenic now. I just finished a cruise a few weeks ago and the buffet now has basically all food and drinks behind glass - no self-serve to prevent contamination.
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Mikeg216 Mar 15, 2026 +62
Poop cruise part 2: norovirus revenge
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beluga1968 Mar 15, 2026 +15
One time at my old job, a single guy managed to infect almost 200 people with norovirus. It was one of the chefs in the canteen, he infected the food he prepared. That's why you should stay at home.
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Sh00ter80 Mar 15, 2026 +12
If you’re ever on a cruise ship and suddenly somebody across the room vomits onto the floor, hold your breath and run out of that room. It only takes a few of those microscopic particles to be inhaled to catch it yourself.
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Doofsta Mar 15, 2026 +10
Lotta activity on the poop deck
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Efficient_Carrot_669 Mar 15, 2026 +8
Norovirus is the sickest I have ever been in my life. It had me sobbing in the ER, sure that the end was coming and almost accepting it. I got mine working in a daycare. I avoid cruises.
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WhereAreMyMinds Mar 15, 2026 +8
They literally teach about the association between norovirus and cruise ships in med school lol. The two go together like peanut butter and jelly
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pb_syr Mar 15, 2026 +7
Moderna is coming up with a Norovirus vaccine. Not sure our anti-vax FDA will do with it. 
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Publius015 Mar 15, 2026 +6
This kind of thing is why you'll never find me on a cruise. Sounds like my worst nightmare. 
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Yommination Mar 15, 2026 +5
Cruises are floating petri dishes
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Kkwoowoo Mar 15, 2026 +5
Why I have never and will never do a cruise. Just a floating cesspool of grossness
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knight714 Mar 15, 2026 +11
Likely place for it to happen
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shake-dog-shake Mar 15, 2026 +11
Even after Covid, people haven’t learned to wash their hands properly. 
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Miserable-Savings751 Mar 15, 2026 +4
Time for a lovely game of battleshit
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indiharts Mar 15, 2026 +4
i had a severe case of noro last year and it still affects me to this day
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Kurtotall Mar 15, 2026 +5
I was so weak from blowing out both ends that I collapsed onto the restroom floor. Continued to blow out and laid there in my own filth for quite a while. Hours later, I regained some strength and crawled into the shower. Then I laid in there, blowing out once again, until the hot water ran out. I just slept in the bathroom (my other bathroom because of the mess in the first) for the night using towels for warmth.
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triggered318 Mar 15, 2026 +5
Im going on a cruise in 2 weeks and this is the shit that keeps popping up on my feed
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succesful_deception Mar 15, 2026 +16
I feel like I'm in a Plague Inc save with how the news are looking lately.
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TheKanten Mar 15, 2026 +15
I suspect Madagascar already closed the ports.
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IUsedToBeThatGuy42 Mar 15, 2026 +67
Between living in a giant floating mall/c***** and the disease factor I just can’t see what would attract me to a cruise.
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Just-Take-One Mar 15, 2026 +92
Included nightly song and dance shows, all you can eat breakfast/lunch/dinner buffet or restaurant dining, ability to disconnect from "the real world", free kids club, pools/spa/sauna, included activities like rock climbing/waterslides/etc *and* an overseas trip (Hello Duty Free!) visiting multiple countries for less than $120AUD pppn? The value proposition can be hard to look past.
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thatisnotmyknob Mar 15, 2026 +26
They're good for people in wheelchairs and older folk. I have no interest but I do have a friend in a wheelchair who can't trust airlines with her chair. So cruises are it for her. So there is a genuine market.
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IUsedToBeThatGuy42 Mar 15, 2026 +10
Being legally blind and unable to drive I guess I could see having multiple attractions in a walkable distance being attractive. My partner has mobility issues so if we had the budget, a (child free) cruise with the right amenities could definitely be more attractive than we might’ve thought.
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simimaelian Mar 15, 2026 +8
It’s been literally 20 years since I was a teen on cruises with family, but a lot of places on the ship were much more chill and relaxing than you’d think, even with kids allowed. If you tried to book a Disney cruise, it’d be worse obvs, but my grandparents took us on Princess cruises and outside the central pool deck or the literal kids club areas were really nice. I have autism (undiagnosed at the time) so not being wildly overstimulated at all times even when literally stuck on a boat was pretty novel. Also the mildly absurd free “classes” were great. Like sure, I’ll learn how to fold napkins into shapes at the fuckass hour of 6-7am on vacation with a handful of grannies, why not.
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Thediciplematt Mar 15, 2026 +3
Home had norovirus 3 years ago. My 1 year old got it. I went from perfectly fine, 100% healthy, to down and throwing up in 30 minutes after he vomited on me. The thing is brutal. Hits you like a rocket.
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matt-is-sad Mar 15, 2026 +3
I had noro last year when the post-holiday bug was going around. Sickest I have ever been in my life. Had like a 103 degree fever, couldn't keep even a sip of water down
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hydruxo Mar 15, 2026 +5
This shit is why I’ve never been on a cruise and probably never will. Stuck on a ship with a bunch of nasty ass people? Nah.
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JohnDoee94 Mar 15, 2026 +4
I went on one cruise in my life. A Disney cruise in 2022… got norovirus. I’ll never go on a cruise again.
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Hugh_Bromont Mar 15, 2026 +4
Being this sick while away from home sounds like a living hellscape.
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EquipmentOk2008 Mar 15, 2026 +4
I got Norovirus from the hospital I gave birth at- it was coming out both ends for hours while I was hooked up to monitors. The staff had no idea. They thought I was sick with pain. Would not recommend.
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PelicanWaveSurfer Mar 15, 2026 +3
When will cruise ships be outdated ways to travel… they are so gross 🤮
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Surullian Mar 16, 2026 +2
Are there ever any outbreaks NOT on cruise ships?
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000000564 Mar 15, 2026 +7
Fun fact: Norovirus is not killed by hand sanitiser!
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cates Mar 15, 2026 +8
> staff members consulted with the CDC on best practices for eliminating the highly contagious, long-lasting virus, the agency said. If it were me I would have consulted with WHO.
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Vanwanar Mar 15, 2026 +7
You'll never get me to hop on in a cruise, so nasty
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cordelette_arete Mar 15, 2026 +7
You couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise
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Nixeris Mar 15, 2026 +7
This isn't even news anymore, it's just how cruise ships work. You go on, you eat infected food, you get sneezed on from 5 decks away by infected passengers due to the air system, you spread it to everyone you know when you get back.
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DwinkBexon Mar 15, 2026 +8
Stuff like this is why I have never gone on a cruise and never will.
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