2 Florida teens arrested after riding lawnmower through Target

“Used a leaf blower in a Culver’s restaurant the night before” lol well on their way to being a “Florida man”.

Florida teens, soon to become Florida Man before they know it. Parents must be proud.

...streamers?

Of all the “Florida” things riding a lawnmower through target sounds incredibly tame

Modern day Beavis and Butthead

I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

It’s the circle of life

This is the least heinous crime committed in Florida today. I saw a billboard that said something along the lines of ‘Remember she is your daughter not your date even if you are drunk’ when driving through Florida. It’s a scary place

Thats just a Florida boy's right of passage

The controversy is that they're from Georgia. They're being charged with cultural appropriation. 

I mean, is that even news in Florida? Unless they were also on bath salts and bit an old lady's face off, this is hardly newsworthy.

You could've left Florida off the headline and still known where it happened. I need more info on the Culvers incident.

Aka, pulling a Ludgate

*Mad Men* did it [first.](https://youtu.be/iI2A8bQv2xA?t=65)

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you go to Walmart for that.

The level of upset I am at this depends entirely if they removed the blade

Rockstar, can we get this incident in a day 1 update for GTA 6?

Need a David Attenborough style documentary about the life cycle of a Florida man starting from florida baby

My first reaction was “I’m glad to see some teens are getting out of the house.”

Clicks. Views. Jail. The new American Journey.

I couldn’t help but laugh imagining the title

"We thought it would be funny"

Social media makes the worst people you know even worse.

The next generation of kids only know the world of social media. They’re doomed

They really need to also introduce social media bans for these kinds of offenses

All for the social media I bet. Losers

Is that Beavis and Butthead?

You don’t do this in a Target. You do this in a Kmart (RIP).

I mean… it’s Florida, fork found in kitchen

We need video evidence mainly for entertainment but to prove it's real

Local teen wanted to ride his e-bike inside Walmart.

April Ludgate rode a lawnmower through a Nordstrom.

Is this like a tiktok challenge? I was at Target this afternoon and 4 teens were wearing full BMX gear and riding the display bikes around. I left before it escalated.

Sooner or later, local governments should consider adding “social media enhancements” to criminal charges. Similar to gun enhancement laws that bring harsher penalties if guns are used in the commission of a crime, if a crime is committed for the sake of social media, it would add additional penalties in an effort to disincentivize these reckless stunts.

Checks mugs. "Yup, the Broccoli brigades latest act of cringeass terrorism"

Influencers will forever be the biggest cancer on society..

They start them young in Florida. Can't have "Florida man..." titles in a couple of years if you don't have "Florida teens..." titles now.

“So funny dude”. Said idiots everywhere.

Most regular day in Florida

It’s always the broccoli heads.

I got cousins who were kicked out of Walmart a long time ago for riding the bikes and jousting with the pool noodles

You'd think Target would have been happy with the traffic

I’ve never seen a law that says you can’t drive a lawnmower in a target store. It’s almost like one of those electric scooters, but with more horsepower and a little louder.

These two arrested for a stupid (but awesome) joyride, yet just ONE F****** person arrested for Epstein files crimes, and there's rumor of a pardon for that one even. This country is f****** dumb.

They wouldn’t get off the poor mowers back even after he repeatedly asked them

Are these the dudes that force fed each other in Arby’s?

lmao i just saw this clip, they broke the glass trying to get inside

This sounds like a Jason Mendoza backstory 

Fun fact: this Target was built on the site of Ocala's original airport when it had commercial service.

you can't make this up.

I see rockstar started the GTA6 marketing campaign

Shenanigans intensity

Woah. Did the irl beavis and butthead forget to listen to the warning jingle before the show? "Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way, DON'T try this at home". Yet, they still copied the Anderson lawnmower episode.

Probably making 20k a video on tik tok

Mean while the sheriff is being investigated for corruption

They probably hope their tiktok bucks will buy them a lawyer

Watched too much jackass I think

The new popular kids are on some weird shit

My friends and would have totally tried this.

OMG, it’s the real-life reincarnation of Beavis and Butthead. Heh heh.

That’s not how you graduate high school there?

Trying to get the latest viral video. This is what its come to.

A country where kids see viral fame as their most realistic option for upward financial mobility needs to be real with itself about how much trouble it's in, but we won't.

the city is a barnyard

This is one of those moments where your parents yell at you…while simultaneously trying to not laugh because riding a lawnmower through target is kind of ridiculous.

Why is something this dumb, also done by a couple of idiot teens, such big news??

Based on how pale they are I guess they’ve never ridden that mower outside.

Big bravos and butthead vibes on the mugshots.

Of course it’s Florida …

And….not surprising. Fits the stereotypes.

We used to be a proper country smh. Can't even do a few lawnmower laps in the ol' Target no more.

I’m with them. Fuk target

Maybe we're missing a bit more detail but was arrest really necessary? Were they actively destroying property or threatening to harm people? I mean, sure, call the cops to have them kicked out and maybe have them banned from the store, but something about this strikes me as being something of a waste of the time of the court system. To have them arraigned, receive bond and stand before a judge for something this stupid just doesn't sit right with me.

I wonder what their home lives are like.

Good wholesome fun is what this is.

Florida gonna Florida.

That may fly at Walmart, but Target?

And you blame teens of just staring at their screens.

good! places like Korea and Vietnam, have done a great job of punishing douchebags like this for being a f****** nuisance, more states should crack down on nuisance streamers like this

Enjoy your time on Kimmel.

Things like this should never happen in Target. You go to Walmart and it is ok.

Bring back hard labor punishment

Dumb and dumber

I will be very surprised if GTA6 doesn’t lampoon this now

Shout out to dude on the left trying his damndest to look hard for the mugshot

Idiots. Should have chosen Walmart. Amateurs…