48 hours until the stock market opens #coincidence
7056
Weekly_Host_2754Apr 4, 2026
+1638
And after the peak, he gives Iran 4 more days.
1638
Open_Buy2303Apr 4, 2026
+620
More like his favorite “two weeks”.
620
IaMm1N3Apr 4, 2026
+155
Yeah it's gonna be two weeks
155
Marsley82Apr 4, 2026
+95
It’s always two weeks
95
THECapedCaperApr 4, 2026
+15
Everything is going to be better in two weeks since 2017.
15
notnotbrowsingApr 4, 2026
+49
Taco taco taco!
49
ZAlternatesApr 4, 2026
+50
If I gotta live through this shit, I wish I’d at least know the right stocks to buy!
50
sandpinesriderApr 4, 2026
+52
We don't get to know that. Only Donnie's family and friends.
52
SeeMarkFlyApr 4, 2026
+36
It's not ever inside trading, it's inbred trading.
If that family was any more inbred it would be a sandwich.
36
Spiritual-Physics700Apr 4, 2026
+5
Someone out there made a website or app where you can track what Nancy Pelosi, and other congress members trade.
5
ZAlternatesApr 4, 2026
+9
It’s delayed by like a month or something. The data source is the official disclosures. It certainly isn’t gonna help with these pumpers and dumpers.
9
IamjacksplasmidApr 5, 2026
+4
They move too fast for their fraud to be measured. It's like the end of interstellar, but with financial crimes.
4
XollectorApr 4, 2026
+221
TACO sequel “another 48 hours” starring a white Eddie Murphy and an even whiter Nick Nolte
221
sandpinesriderApr 4, 2026
+77
Gary Busey is the whiter Nick Nolte.
77
AdministrativeGift80Apr 4, 2026
+32
Gary Busey would come across as far too logical and intelligent to portray Trump.
32
GuyInThe6kDollarSuitApr 4, 2026
+4
Appointing Busey to the cabinet might have actually served as a stabilizing force, given the baseline level of madness already present.
4
sk1nnyjeansApr 4, 2026
+5
Is there a way for the average American to capitalize on any of this with their own stocks/investments? If trump and his cronies are getting richer, is there a way for average people to ride the patterns/lies at least so they aren’t screwed?
5
wjames0394Apr 4, 2026
+4744
Insider trading,stock market manipulation again.
4744
my_juicy_noseApr 4, 2026
+723
fool me twice, never gonna get fooled again.
723
Dead_Internet69420Apr 4, 2026
+443
After Trump’s reelection, we gotta ask ourselves, *is our children learning?*
443
space_prostituteApr 4, 2026
+49
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
49
thuktunApr 4, 2026
+20
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
20
nick2kool4skoolApr 4, 2026
+10
I know how hard it is to put food on your family
10
ProfessorPetrusApr 4, 2026
+86
Nope not the children, young adults, middle aged, or seniors. We spent 10 years spending 1.5 trillion dollars in two countries in thenmiddle east and trump just asked for that amount for Iran.
Goodbye american empire.
86
DonnictonApr 4, 2026
+98
Born too late to fight in the Middle East
Born too early to fight in the Middle East
Born just in time to fight in the Middle East
98
cyb3rg0d5Apr 4, 2026
+25
No it isn’t 😅
25
this_is_greenmanApr 4, 2026
+52
They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do
52
illinformed-willApr 4, 2026
+21
*Mr president, we just had confirmation that another news release hit your ego*
21
Slayer1973Apr 4, 2026
+374
Iran should announce they’re opening the strait, then 5 minutes before the markets open, rescind that announcement.
374
RobotFloydApr 4, 2026
+218
“Thanks to Donald Trumps unparalleled skill at negotiation we are opening the strait”
*Trump fans go crazy*
5 minutes before the market opens “SIKE morons”
218
AppleTree98Apr 4, 2026
+59
15 minutes until the grand opening with a ribbon and all "Upon hearing from our prophets and high council we have determine that we are not going to open the toll-booth at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter". /s
59
IamapartofthisworldApr 4, 2026
+9
That would be brilliant
9
NotgreygoddessApr 4, 2026
+19
Psych
19
DonkeyTron42Apr 4, 2026
+10
Right after a shit ton of zero DTE puts. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
10
fbassApr 4, 2026
+13
Announced on a new Lego video!
13
CaptainCanuck93Apr 4, 2026
+119
Maybe, but I think he actually has backed himself into a corner where he can't perpetually TACO
The USA is going to keep escalating until the the planes are overflowing with flag draped coffins IMO
119
koolaidkirbyApr 4, 2026
+150
Theres a reason everyone always says that ending a war is much harder than starting one. Both sides have to agree to stop.
So far every time Trump has been able to walk away from everything that he thinks makes him look bad because the other party has always been willing to drop it. This is the first time hes run into someone whos responded to his "its over" with "no its not".
150
thuktunApr 4, 2026
+89
>This is the first time hes run into someone whos responded to his "its over" with "no its not".
[E. Jean Carroll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Jean_Carroll_v._Donald_J._Trump)
89
chicaneukApr 4, 2026
+83
Trump seems to think he can just bomb them a bunch and then say "now lets make a deal" ... dude you just killed thousands of people. You just reaffirmed their hatred for the west. They ain't making any deal.
83
Dyolf_KnipApr 4, 2026
+35
Oh, I dunno. If we made a deal that included handing over Trump and his entire cabinet over to the Iranian government, I think they might find that acceptable.
35
chicaneukApr 4, 2026
+26
I think a lot of us would. I'm done with that piece of shit.
26
hollee-oApr 4, 2026
+44
Ask people outside the US in cultures with much longer histories than the US about the martial reputation of the Persians. This was a stupid ass war to start.
44
IFartOnCats4FunApr 4, 2026
+11
“It’s over when I say it’s over”
11
GuelphEastEndGhettoApr 4, 2026
+7
A bit like marriage and divorce if you will.
7
TheIowanApr 4, 2026
+15
In my opinion, he's going to do what he did to Iraq and set it up in a way that the next administration gets to deal with the fallout of his short-sighted deal.
15
Peter225BApr 4, 2026
+45
He’s already bored with the war, but nobody is talking about his rapes anymore.
45
flashlightgigglesApr 4, 2026
+20
There’s still more than 2.5 years of his term that will need MORE distractions. Can’t wait for his next r*** diversion tactic
20
PartyMetal1916Apr 4, 2026
+18
We're still talkin bout it, Pam Bondi is forced to testify on the 14th. He ain't hiding from shit.
18
TheAnalogKid18Apr 4, 2026
+6
What a moron. He just fired someone who is going to throw him under the bus lol
6
Mist_RisingApr 4, 2026
+8
The only way congress gets anything from Bondi is if they give her immunity for the crimes she committed. First as Florida AG, which includes bribe taking from Trump and more importantly whatever complicity she has with Epstein and the deal she made with him, but also for the time as AG under Trump. Otherwise the only word she says is "I take the fifth, give me immunity."
8
SignificanceLate7002Apr 4, 2026
+44
Based on the time of the post. That 48 hour deadline just happens to land about 30 minutes after the stock market opens.
44
Mr-BrohamApr 4, 2026
+11
Directly after the lord rises and the stock market opens there will be fire and brimstone in Iran and the straight shall be reopened.
11
ddrober2003Apr 4, 2026
+46
Listen, the moron judges of the Supreme Court took away his money making method of tariffs. So he HAD to start a war in order to get that stock manipulation in again. Really Trump is the victim here and its the judges to blame for it!
/s
46
BarbarianCarnotaurusApr 4, 2026
+21
Which stocks should I buy right now? I always miss the window
21
mmavcanuckApr 4, 2026
+44
Ammunition and non-perishable food.
44
KoalaDeluxeApr 4, 2026
+8
sadly, this is the right answer.
8
YellowBookApr 4, 2026
+9
Diapers
9
KupoCheerApr 4, 2026
+13
Palantir and Yum brand foods.
13
linedashlineApr 4, 2026
+1418
48 hours or two weeks?
And what is the end-game here?
1418
Odd-Row9485Apr 4, 2026
+739
Money
739
sck178Apr 4, 2026
+338
Yup. For himself, his family, and friends
338
NeilDeWheelApr 4, 2026
+187
He has no friends; only people serve a purpose for him.
187
SweatytubesockApr 4, 2026
+94
His “friends” (as you note, he has no actual friends) are the Epstein class - fellow pedophiles in the worldwide sex trafficking ring.
94
ZerochildX23Apr 4, 2026
+12
He actually does have ONE friend, former WWE(F) owner & fellow sex-pest, Vince K. McMahon.
12
Hikiko_MoriApr 4, 2026
+23
Gotta crash the market so they could buy those assets at a bargain. They will drag this for as long as they can until their buy orders are filled.
23
honjudenApr 4, 2026
+5
The money won't be worth anything at this rate.
5
Whitewind617Apr 4, 2026
+87
"Eventually everyone will just give up and give me what I want. It's happened every other time..."
87
jefe_hookApr 4, 2026
+34
To make Barron the best stock trader ever lived.
34
unidentifiableApr 4, 2026
+6
"I got started with nothing but the clothes on my back and a small 500 million dollar inheritance from my father, and today I'm worth over a hundred million."
6
Science-SamApr 4, 2026
+1013
This is a direct quote, so publish it as such and don't correct his grammar. It should be "Hell will reign [sic] down." If media didn't hide how he is stupid on the little things, then maybe we would not be watching a huge dumbass making colossally bad decisions that will mire us for generations.
Alternatively, Trump is a demon on a mission from Satan, in which case "Hell will reign" is 100% gramatically correct.
1013
SolarJetman5Apr 4, 2026
+264
Even Daily Mail have highlighted it
"Trump issues bloodcurdling MISSPELLED threat to Iran as deadline to reopen Strait of Hormuz approaches"
"'Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign (sic) down on them. Glory be to GOD!', the President wrote on his Truth Social website Saturday morning."
264
VanceKelleyApr 4, 2026
+287
"Glory be to GOD!" is something I used to expect from ISIS. Now it comes from the president of the USA.
How times have changed. For the worse.
287
no_f-s_givenApr 4, 2026
+64
and as if that mf believes in anything except enriching himself at the cost of others. he is a malignant narcissist, incapable of love or respect of anyone else, treating everything and everyone as a transaction.
64
Koala_eiOApr 5, 2026
+8
You know, USA is the most theocratic country of the West. I can't quite explain how ridiculous swearing on the Bible looks from my outside point of view.
8
dougmccleanApr 4, 2026
+128
Wait. He ends his messages with Allahu Akbar now? F***. Bring back "thank you for your attention to this matter."
128
Darkknight8381Apr 4, 2026
+36
Actually it would be Subhan Allah, Allahu Akbar means God is the greatest.
36
dougmccleanApr 4, 2026
+14
I stand corrected, thanks.
14
r4wbon3Apr 4, 2026
+6
Or, “Make no mistake!”
6
WisteriaLoApr 4, 2026
+56
Glory be to god?? Yea this is not misspelled, and it's not trump writing it, this is somebody from that 'religous war' side of his cabinet, and they meant that hell will reign
56
fakieTreFlipApr 4, 2026
+16
Giving them way too much credit here, it's Easter weekend, that's all this is
16
TrankElephantApr 4, 2026
+45
Yep. Saw a piece linked recently about how everything DT says is so idiotic and abhorrent that translators end up sugarcoating and paraphrasing it, unintentionally making it more intelligible. It was supposed to explain why he somehow has international appeal.
I think the idea that he literally is the antichrist makes more sense though, and I say that as an agnostic. :]
45
Sweet-Economics-5553Apr 4, 2026
+6
The hair style is to hide the horns.
6
ThisIsWorthTheCandleApr 4, 2026
+17
You know, I would almost find that to be comforting at this point. It would somehow be better if it were all on purpose.
17
Lord_SkelligApr 4, 2026
+8
You think that reporting his spelling mistakes would have stopped him getting re-elected?
8
wwarnoutApr 4, 2026
+221
"48 hours before all Hell will reign down", not knowing how to spell "rain".
221
sketchahedronApr 4, 2026
+89
It does kinda feel like hell is reigning.
89
____DEADPOOL_______Apr 4, 2026
+6
It's because it is. We have created this hell for ourselves through many ways.
6
AleWatcherApr 4, 2026
+849
Trump has no moves except to try to *act* like he is a tough guy.
He always folds after the slightest resistance because he is a coward and a bully
849
scuzzy987Apr 4, 2026
+192
He was the school bully that ran home crying to daddy telling him to sue when someone had enough and punched him in the nose. He's a punk ass b****
192
Bobbi_fettuciniApr 4, 2026
+34
Crybully fail son
34
[deleted]Apr 4, 2026
+115
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115
ModronosApr 4, 2026
+45
That laughter has now turned into outright despisement or even hate. There's nothing funny about a second time.
45
mymolemanApr 4, 2026
+53
Yeah, as a Canadian, we were essentially a vassal state. Now, after annexation threats, stripping women of their rights and for private ice prisons, not to mention the pedo coverup, I am cheering for rhe us' downfall.
Rabid dog is rabid, must be put down.
53
wildweaver32Apr 4, 2026
+71
The problem is unlike Canada or Greenland this isn't something he can just fold on and go back to business as normal.
This is going to be felt his whole presidency and likely a very extended time after that. Trump is going to go down as one of the worst Presidents in US History. Especially if we get generations of new terrorist born from the rubble of Iran.
71
Euphoric_Regret_544Apr 4, 2026
+77
One of the worst? Stop smoking the cope, bud. Historians are going to write entire books about Trumps corruption and *destruction*
77
squeak37Apr 4, 2026
+21
If or when?
The crazy thing is they had the public support when the protests were ongoing. Trump promised to act and didn't. Thousands died. Now he's coming in far too late hitting schools and bridges but simultaneously not achieving anything.
21
NotSayinItWasAliensApr 4, 2026
+22
> they had the public support when the protests were ongoing. Trump promised to act and didn't
He and his ilk give zero fucks about the Iranians being oppressed by that regime. He wanted a war because he thought it would boost his "ratings". The people there (and here) mean nothing to him, and we should never forget that.
22
felis_scipioApr 4, 2026
+21
Trump already fucked shit up royally with Iran his first term throwing out the Obama nuclear agreement. That only encouraged them to step even closer to the nuclear line by building up their centrifuges and near weapons grade enriched uranium stockpile.
Now we’ve outright attacked them so if you half ass, which we are, this and they recover there’s no question they’re going to start building a bomb.
21
lebennaiaApr 4, 2026
+14
In the circumstances, pretty much any country would do that.
14
goldfishpawsApr 4, 2026
+12
USA is practically forcing their hand at this point, I don't even think they genuinely *want* nukes, they just want the leverage and credibility of having them. The Iranian regime is now also legitimised on the world stage, US/Israel have forced other nations to negitiate directly for shipping traffic, handing Iran a route to huge load of cash at the same time, and managed to quash anti-regime sentiment within the country by making the population pull together against a common enemy. And that's before we get started on Israel and their now demonstrated vulnerability and impotence and how this will play out. It's an utter shitshow.
12
samples98Apr 4, 2026
+13
Art of the deal!
13
lastpassonrightApr 4, 2026
+167
Why do these articles keep fixing his typo.
167
NoahFectApr 4, 2026
+60
[Sanewashing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanewashing)
The media, including this site, is complicit.
60
NotSeveralBadgersApr 4, 2026
+8
A typo implies an accident; this is ignorance.
8
zombiekoalasApr 4, 2026
+156
"Guys in case you forgot about the country thats been bombing you...I'm still really mad! Open up the strait or I cant protect you from what I'm going to do to you!"
156
sck178Apr 4, 2026
+77
So much for "we don't need the strait open" 🙄
77
wildweaver32Apr 4, 2026
+32
This is to build fear and manipulate the market.
We don't need the strait open and wanting peace is going to come on Monday like clockwork-To manipulate the market some more.
They are getting rich off this.
32
Dead_Internet69420Apr 4, 2026
+60
Trump: [starts bombing Iran]
Iran: [responds to bombing by closing the Strait of Hormuz]
Trump: “if you don’t open the Strait, I’m going to bomb you!”
Iran: “LOL ok”
60
DueAd9005Apr 4, 2026
+414
He said "reign down". Dumbest USA president ever.
414
SporksInjectedApr 4, 2026
+51
I thought the glory be to god part was much worse.
51
LarktheDogApr 4, 2026
+23
Yep. That’s just f****** weird.
23
SporksInjectedApr 4, 2026
+18
Yeah. It also feels kind of dumb to attack a theocracy by being religious. I would think the better angle would be to avoid that stuff.
18
FreaudinnippleslipApr 4, 2026
+5
Right? My coworker was going off about how they are religious fanatics and can’t be reasoned with, like dude do you not see and hear what is happening in this admin? It’s the exact same shit
5
cheetuzzApr 4, 2026
+16
it’s basically the equivalent to “allahu akbar”. He’s not even pretending to not be a terrorist.
16
AK_PandaApr 4, 2026
+4
It's worse tbh. The takbir is a pretty common phrase in Arabic and used regularly in daily life. I've known a lot of Muslims that use it all the time. It gets associated with combat in the sandbox because of the context we normally see in the West, but it's a normal phrase.
I've never known a Christian that casually drops "Glory be to god" in a conversation. In church, in prayers, sure. In public, let alone in office? No. A western leader dropping that in a threat of destruction and war would be offensive to most of them.
4
que_seraApr 4, 2026
+108
It’s a Freudian slip. He can’t help thinking about being a king.
108
sakumarApr 4, 2026
+62
You’re attributing too much intelligence to him. He misspelled it because he doesn’t know the difference and he’s a moron.
62
GeshtiannaSGApr 4, 2026
+17
I was surprised he spelled "strait" correctly; previously he didn't.
17
premature_eulogyApr 4, 2026
+7
Really should've hit them with the "48 hours before hell will reign [sic] down" headline.
7
Potential_Day_7087Apr 4, 2026
+136
TACOs all around, coming right up
136
Scholastic_nobodyApr 4, 2026
+51
True Monday morning, an hour before the markets open, Trump will announce that Iran has agreed to a deal.
Later in the day, Iran will say they have no idea what he is talking about and they will launch more missiles.
51
aquagardenerApr 4, 2026
+190
Can't wait until we read this guy's obit
190
SuspiciousFunction42Apr 4, 2026
+48
I wouldn't even give that obituary the time of day to read it.
48
sixtyfivewatApr 4, 2026
+26
I got a bottle of champagne ready for when it happens, though.
26
Cohens4thClientApr 4, 2026
+12
On that glorious day, the party will be so lit, aliens will make first contact to file a noise complaint
12
fartsonyourmomApr 4, 2026
+66
He said hell will reign down. Please quote him correctly.
66
lake_country_dadApr 4, 2026
+78
"Reign"
78
Dead_Internet69420Apr 4, 2026
+40
If they’re not gonna learn the language, they can go back where they came from!
40
reiks12Apr 4, 2026
+21
Barron looking to make another billion on this obvious market manipulation move
21
McG0788Apr 4, 2026
+252
This is why they fired all the generals. "Hell" is something that smart generals don't support. We're either going to put boots on the ground or use a tactical nuke to try and strong arm them into submission. Both are obviously terrible ideas but this administration has zero brain cells.
F*** Trump
252
Odd-Row9485Apr 4, 2026
+57
I doubt a tactical nuke will be used. I think if the do use a nuke USA will find out what sanctions are all about
57
McG0788Apr 4, 2026
+74
I think boots is far more likely but I wouldn't put it past this regime to think a nuke would be a good idea.
"Why don't we just drop an A-bomb on em like we did to Japan? Remember that? We dropped 2 bombs and the war was over. We should just do that here. Drop an a-bomb on Tehran and watch them come begging for Mercy.".- Trump or Miller probably
74
EatpineapplerightnowApr 4, 2026
+15
this sounds like a plausible outcome. Boots on the ground will probably come first, but when that fails
15
ignatious__reillyApr 4, 2026
+32
I absolutely agree. People think that can’t happen, but all rationality in the White House is gone. Trump and Miller are backed into a corner now, they have no way out of this and Trump would never just surrender, he’s too weak of a man to realize he fucked up.
Nuclear is most certainly an option, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they have already floated this idea around in their war meetings. Also, Hegseth purging the Generals is terrifying, they seem to be removing anyone still standing in their way.
At this point, using nuclear warfare, is most certainly not off the table, even writing this sentence is chilling.
32
Ok-Working3714Apr 4, 2026
+16
What’re the odds these morons put boots on the ground, drop a nuclear bomb and forget to tell the ground troops to get the hell out of dodge.
16
dwairApr 4, 2026
+21
Sure, but Trump is an idiot and the US has form for using them before when they thought the ends justify the means. You also have to consider Israel. They haven't exactly shown much restraint in the last few years. Much as I hate to admit it, I think nuking Iran isn't out of the question anymore.
21
NwcrayApr 4, 2026
+4
I agree. I don’t think it’s likely, like at all. There are enough people who understand what a nuke is & would mean, even if Trump doesn’t.
But the odds are non-zero. There’s a chance. And it’s bigger than it’s ever been in my lifetime.
Can’t rule it out.
4
-QuestionMark-Apr 4, 2026
+6
"I don't want Iran to have nukes, they can't have that much power! We should drop a tactical nuke on them to prove that point."
-Trump, probably.
6
foghillgalApr 4, 2026
+28
Tactical nuke means Iran destroys litterally all production in the Middle East and water too .
28
McG0788Apr 4, 2026
+18
I agree. But trump is a bully. He thinks he just needs to hit hard enough and he'll get his way
18
tegatApr 4, 2026
+5
Ukraine would also be on the receiving end of few dozen nukes or so.
5
ImyoteacherApr 4, 2026
+107
Imagine voting for a convicted Felon, Grifter, and Insurrectionist to run your country. America stood in line and asked for this!
107
Dead_Internet69420Apr 4, 2026
+35
“We need a president who’s not scared to do insane things like this, and we need to break down the system of checks and balances that slow him down.” -MAGA voters
35
R101CApr 4, 2026
+15
Part of american. And part stood by like idiots. Part of us have been freaking the f*** out for the last decade over this asshat.
15
Remarkable_North_999Apr 4, 2026
+11
Better yet both. But realistically though it will likely be the escalation of the US air campaign from solely targeting tactical and operational targets to strategic level targets aka targets that if hit would destroy Iran's ability to function as a nation. Targets would include power plants, desalination plants, dams, bridges, railways, oil refineries, oil and natural gas terminals.
11
jimvo99Apr 4, 2026
+17
So in 48 hours he will announce the US and Iran have reached a concept of a deal so he’s putting the destruction off.
17
ElderGoose4Apr 4, 2026
+37
Trump bought puts on Thursday
37
Most-Artichoke6184Apr 4, 2026
+17
And right after that, he praised God lol
17
ThrowawayourmumApr 4, 2026
+11
He really does tick all the boxes for being the Antichrist, doing this on Easter of all days and pretending he has some sort of faith is so low
11
Vernknight50Apr 4, 2026
+17
Stop sane-washing him, he said "reign" like a moron.
17
CanadianTigermeatApr 4, 2026
+15
He actually misspelled rain and used reign instead, because he's a f****** imbecile.
15
ollervo100Apr 4, 2026
+54
"Glory be to GOD!" loosely translated to arabic is the same as "Allahu Akbar" . Christian fundamentalism and Islam fundamenatlism are two pages of the same book.
54
cucci_mane1Apr 4, 2026
+66
An average American has 1 million times higher chance of death from heart attack than from a ballistic missile from Iran.
This lunatic caused all this chaos to fix an issue that doesn't exist for vast majority of Americans. I hear that he is good buddies with the PM of the Israeli government.
Trump needs to be impeached and tried for teason.
66
DracogameApr 4, 2026
+12
Actually worse. The issue was fixed and he created it again out of spite.
12
TheBoraxKid1trblzApr 4, 2026
+5
Oh, did the press finally come up with a reason for Trump's war?
5
readerf52Apr 4, 2026
+11
He *always* says this shit late Friday or Saturday to try to keep people focused on his bluster rather than the price of gas and groceries, the lack of health care, the money this war is hemorrhaging from our economy, Epstein and any other topic that he can’t control, so he wants to obfuscate.
And since he skips off to play golf afterwards, the MSM just spins possibilities or different outcomes, knowing full well that this is just his way of getting away for the weekend and leaving people talking about nonsense instead of real issues.
Every weekend.
I’m so tired of this, and tired of people falling for it.
11
SlowCratesApr 4, 2026
+11
"Help is on the way" turned into this because Iran wouldn't capitulate. As with every narcissist, his only real motive is power and control. It is not to help anyone with anything at all.
11
Prudent_Link6029Apr 4, 2026
+11
They’re airdropping dvds of Melania
11
lebennaiaApr 4, 2026
+5
Surely that must count as a warcrime?
5
Dreamgirl1654Apr 4, 2026
+18
Bla bla bla
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aha5811Apr 4, 2026
+21
"Reign"
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Jonnyflash80Apr 4, 2026
+9
*yawn*
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, a******.
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gcwardiiApr 4, 2026
+8
Stop correcting him and sanewashing him. He spelled rain, REIGN
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jcouballApr 4, 2026
+9
Impeach and convict this war criminal.
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BuckscienceApr 4, 2026
+8
He said all hell would REIGN down in his post. Because he is dumb.
8
Own-Palpitation8194Apr 4, 2026
+13
Epstein
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LoadingLastSaveApr 4, 2026
+8
Ah, the '48-hours' and '2 weeks' specialist.
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CanadianGuy39Apr 4, 2026
+8
Right on cue. War over comments by Thursday.
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WloveWApr 4, 2026
+7
Deadline? I swore he flipped on that. Wasn't he waiting for the other countries to step in because he doesn't know what to do and doesn't want to be responsible all of a sudden? But Iran has been letting ships through so technically it's not closed. Cuba is dying. Gas prices are rising faster in the US than most other countries but we are a net exporter and have reserves. It's all fake billionaire obfuscation while they r*** the world. .
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EgotisticalTLApr 4, 2026
+6
In an uncorrupt regime, he would long have been investigated for market manipulation.
6
willacceptpancakesApr 4, 2026
+8
HAPPY EASTER
8
SozebjApr 4, 2026
+13
It is ironic that Iran was largely responsible for Jimmy Carter’s low approval and Trump by choice may be in the same boat. While tremendously different in moral character, they both may share an Iranian downfall.
13
RoyH0bbsApr 4, 2026
+5
But he said “reign” down. Don’t fix his grammatical errors. Let the world see his dumbfuckery in action.
5
soulsnooberApr 4, 2026
+6
correcting the spelling of the President of the United States just so that headlines will be sensible is crazy work.
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InvertReverseApr 4, 2026
+7
Are these new 48 hours or the ones from last week or the week before?
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RibbitmomentApr 4, 2026
+6
Trump is making America look so weak with this
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EnthusiasmUnusualApr 4, 2026
+15
Casual war crime conversations. The world is fucked. Israel, Iran, US and Russia....all cunts.
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GardeniaFrangipaniApr 4, 2026
+10
I was thinking that once Trump is gone, the US would slowly return to normal, and its credibility would be restored. Our issue is with him, not the US or its people.
Now I’m not so sure. Can we nonAmericans trust you guys to vote in sane, competent, trustworthy presidents in future?
10
54-2-10Apr 4, 2026
+7
Trump is not the cause of our problems, but he is the biggest symptom.
We brought this upon ourselves with our own actions and priorities. We seem to have lost track of right and wrong quite long ago.
7
SlightlyAngyKittyApr 4, 2026
+12
They voted him in twice, and assuming they still have elections they could easily elect someone even worse
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stuffedandpickledApr 4, 2026
+3
Nope. A large number are too lazy to vote. A large number are so dumb that they believe it because they are completely uneducated. A large number are so greedy that they prefer the money over the socialism. A large number are very hateful and rather see the poor and needy starve for their own personal joy. A very large number will obviously preach Christianity the love of god and why the democrats are evil.
There’s still resistance from half the country but sadly we also have to live and let the other half vote.
Better to completely distrust us and drop us down a peg. Maybe then the other half can wake up from the delusion.
3
[deleted]Apr 4, 2026
+6
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alexnmiamiApr 4, 2026
+5
Lol, TACO with the final, final, final, final threat...
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Ok_Revolution_9253Apr 4, 2026
+6
F****** spell it like he did. Don’t try to make it sound like he knows how to spell.
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nyxie3Apr 4, 2026
+6
He said "reign down". Don't sane-wash this moron.
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wh4tth3huhApr 5, 2026
+5
Remember when Sun Tzu says in the Art of War; Give the enemy sufficiently advanced notice of an attack so that they can actually prepare for it leave you with no strategic advantage because surprise is for chumps and hookers. Ya, me neither.
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kjlsdjfskjldelfjlsApr 4, 2026
+10
I would take this threat seriously. All of us in the states are already living in hell thanks to this guy (and his voters)
10
PrimarycoreApr 4, 2026
+12
Guys, remember early 2025 when it was just Panama, Greenland and Gaza Beach Hotel. I feel so tired... What happened with the 100 bazillion military budget.
And more importantly, what about the Epstein files?
12
dantespairApr 4, 2026
+7
“Glory be to God”?! The US is getting ridiculous.
7
Maximus15637Apr 4, 2026
+8
If you’re gonna quote him you shouldn’t fix his spelling mistakes.
8
RocMercApr 4, 2026
+3
I gotta start buying on Friday every week huh
3
Fandango_JonesApr 4, 2026
+4
Insider TACO trading LLC back again
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cowman3456Apr 4, 2026
+4
Oh I guess it was Friday, again.
4
kimstrangerApr 4, 2026
+4
Wait... didn't Trump already made a claim than Iran was opening the strait last week and they were ready to proclaim him as the Supreme Leader?
4
nomoreusernamersleftApr 4, 2026
+4
Stock manipulation aside. I think he thinks he’s dealing with a New York contracter.
4
daesmonApr 4, 2026
+4
Open Hormuz or else we will bomb you, also we probably will bomb you anyway and also the reason you closed it is because we bombed you. F****** idiot and his idiot voters.
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