Gold; how to distract Trump from literally anything.
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torinismynameMar 28, 2026
+17
He's like a human Piglin from Minecraft
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A_Poor_MiserMar 28, 2026
+10
Have you seen how gaudy and repulsive the oval office is now?
10
Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 28, 2026
+5
Yes. It is a true reflection ot the one who occupies it.
A c**** interior covered by c**** gold coloring.
5
papaHansMar 28, 2026
+9
Squirrel! Squirrel!
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Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 28, 2026
+2
..and like a flying squirrel, he floats from grift to grift.
2
papaHansMar 28, 2026
+3
Sure why not, but I was thinking like trump is the dog in the movie Up.
3
Most-Appointment-756Mar 29, 2026
+2
same attention span ,true.
2
WetFinsFineMar 28, 2026
+22
“*Do you mind if I step over here and just look at that tractor for a second? Because I assume it’s a gift to me.*”
just non-stop a****** this guy, everything's about him...everything
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1776cookiesMar 28, 2026
+4
I expect that was a joke, but It's 100% possible that there is a gold tractor at the white house.
Whoever provided the tractor may have clinched his butthole for a moment.
4
Quiet-Corner6150Mar 28, 2026
+12
There apparently very much was a gold \[wrapped\] tractor at the White House, it's in the article:
>*A gold tractor was parked on the South Lawn of the White House during President Trump's remarks on providing relief to farmers... The tractor was a gold-wrapped Fendt 1167 Vario track model made by AGCO* ... *Two other tractors were also on display: a Magnum wrapped in the colors of the American flag and a green John Deere.*
Also nobody "clinched their butthole", these are major agricultural corporations who are absolutely giving Trump stupid shiny tractors as tribute and to curry future favors. Everyone knows that's how this admin works.
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OneSeaworthiness7768Mar 29, 2026
+1
>I expect that was a joke
What trump said, or what this comment said? Because Trump doesn’t joke. People just assume things he says are jokes because they’re so god damn ridiculous.
1
Strange_Tamer069Mar 28, 2026
+10
Pedo Rapist President that gets distracted by shiny things… we are so fucked.
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iymcoolMar 28, 2026
+6
So, distract him with a gilded paddced cell? Got it.
6
Ok-Annual50Mar 28, 2026
+7
He has gold on the brain. He has made the white house look like shit with all the gold.
7
DramaticApple6590Mar 28, 2026
+5
Gold for the king. Bitcoin for the peasants.
5
Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 28, 2026
+1
Bits of coins.
1
Teigh99Mar 28, 2026
+6
We ain't surviving three more years of this.
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JackBurton___MeMar 28, 2026
+7
“…as he called on agricultural companies to lower equipment prices.”
Gotta love that “small government” and free market
7
space_for_usernameMar 28, 2026
+2
Da, comrade ! State tractor factory will build 1,000,000 tractors in next 5-year plan.
2
InevitableAvalancheMar 28, 2026
+5
Dude is so dumb. He embarrasses us every day.
5
DUMBOyBKMar 28, 2026
+4
Daniel 3:18 “…be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.”
4
Sonofagun57Mar 28, 2026
+3
Quick somebody set up a meeting w/Zelensky in a gold suit and ace card patterns stitched also in gold.
3
TravelerdudeMar 28, 2026
+2
What a f****** monster.
2
randeylaheyMar 28, 2026
+1
Where the f*** is Not Sure?
1
Smidge-of-the-ObtuseMar 28, 2026
+1
“Because I assume it’s a gift for me…”
Amazing how a single sentence can encompass an entire US presidency
1
SnootSnootBasiliskMar 28, 2026
+1
He wants to f*** the tractor, doesn't he?
1
Most-Appointment-756Mar 29, 2026
+1
it's a fent truck! arrest em!
1
SoggyBoysenberry7703Mar 29, 2026
+1
Does it have his name on it too?
1
veryboredatworkMar 29, 2026
+1
ME blowing up, lives lost every day, inflation blowing up, markets tanking, farmers getting screwed……
“Oooh ! A gold tractor! All for me?”
1
ThebritishdovahMar 29, 2026
+1
Soon to be stolen.
Not even using a law, Trump will nick it for himself
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