I know a girl who reminds me of Cher,
She's always changin' the color of her hair,
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dvowelMay 12, 2026
+5
But she don't use nothin', That you buy at the store,
She likes her hair to, be real orange
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RunningPirateMay 12, 2026
+19
Some men just want a tangerine https://youtu.be/ZS6bD3SpIvk?si=ITkKiac7gm830cMS
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theFather_loadMay 12, 2026
+4
Some wear [tangerine speedos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdLskQtWo8&list=RDxAdLskQtWo8)
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jhon-smith2May 12, 2026
+57
It’s a wonderful find, but let’s be realistic: this ruby will be used to fund more weapons and conflicts in Burma. Just like all the other gemstones that come from that country. I’m happy for whoever dug it up, but the timing couldn’t be more depressing.
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Big_Treat5929May 12, 2026
+48
That's why I'm such a fan of lab grown gems. They're just as beautiful, if not more so due to lack of natural flaws, and they don't put money in the hands of quite so many scummy people. It's a win-win in my book. They're more affordable, too.
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Only--EastMay 12, 2026
+14
I think the natural flaws in a gem is makes them so special, but I'd be caught dead before buying gems that were mined off the backs of human suffering like that. Lab-grown ftw
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Economy-Ground1990May 12, 2026
+5
I’ve got bad news then about many of the electronics and phones that you use then.
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IvanowMay 12, 2026
+11
Most people are probably familiar with conflict nature of some metals used in electronics. The difference with blood diamonds is:
- There are simply no alternatives. If you need cobalt, you effectively have to get it from Congo.
- Companies are developing technologies (like sodium-ion batteries, instead of current lithium-ion ) to replace those metals wherever possible.
- Companies aren't running ads that your phone motherboard isn't "real" unless a 7yo child died digging it up.
- Gemstones are usually a "vanity" items that people could do away with, modern electronics are effectively essential.
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hexdeedeedeeMay 13, 2026
+2
the real gotcha when it comes to the human suffering factor of a product will always be recreational drugs. Hilarious watching slacktivists try to justify how having a fun night is worth supporting the most inhumane industry on earth
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Only--EastMay 12, 2026
+1
Oh I know. That's why I take care of my devices and use them as long as possible until I can't anymore and then recycle them so the parts can be reused. I'm not out here buying the new IPhone everytime one drops. I used my mom's hand-me down phones for years and she does the same thing I do when it comes to using them until you absolutely need another one. Not the gotcha you think it is.
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jax024May 12, 2026
+3
And Rubys are particularly easy to make right? I know I have a ton of ruby pearls I use as heat batteries.
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Vezir38May 12, 2026
+7
Yeah, corundum (ruby/sapphire) is just a particular flavor of aluminum oxide and is c**** and easy to produce.
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UsermenaMay 12, 2026
+2
They are so c**** I use them as blasting media.
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VailxMay 12, 2026
+1
Can corundum even be grown that big? Also lab grown stuff should have brought prices down way more than it has.
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OrinTheLostMay 12, 2026
+26
You know, this reminds me... *a long time ago, I was in Burma and my "friends" and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.*
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Loewin_LeonaMay 12, 2026
+27
I have one of those in the back of my fridge drawer.
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shadowofsunderedstarMay 12, 2026
+3
I know
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Drak_is_RightMay 12, 2026
+6
I wonder on a stone that big if you do some sort of imaging to try and work out where all the flaws and cracks are to maximize cuts.
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UsermenaMay 12, 2026
+2
100%. It used to be a human skill cleaving gems but now it’s all computer.
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Kindly-Track-8183May 12, 2026
+5
Geez- the article nor the NPR reporter I first heard this on gave an estimate of how much it’s worth. It’s really all I give a c*** about. I mean is it my yearly salary or Myanmar’s yearly GDP? If it’s the former, who really cares…
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mmoonbellyMay 12, 2026
+2
Science journal has the precise answer : a fortune
[https://www.sciencealert.com/giant-11000-carat-ruby-found-in-myanmar-could-be-worth-a-fortune](https://www.sciencealert.com/giant-11000-carat-ruby-found-in-myanmar-could-be-worth-a-fortune)
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ExpressLab6564May 13, 2026
+1
Not a lot from what I've been able to find. It's not gemstone quality because of the lack of clarity. A million to a few million $.
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MourningRIFMay 12, 2026
+8
Stained red with the blood of the land...
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t3hjsMay 12, 2026
+9
Definitely no gem quality. Maybe a cabochon or just a specimen
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infinus5May 12, 2026
+24
That texture is common for the rubies of magok and similar mines. It comes from the marble the rubies form in. There's a gemstone in there it just needs to be cut.
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Drak_is_RightMay 12, 2026
+4
Or possibly a few.
I wounderstand how many they can cut from it and how big
4
JyoseaMay 12, 2026
+2
Raspberry sorbet. Well, now I’ve got a plan for the weekend.
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Yosemite_Sam9099May 12, 2026
+1
I’ve been to Mogok. They blast rubies out of marble with home made dynamite. This ruby had not been blasted out of a mine. Maybe tumbled in a river.
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Rare-JamesBond-007May 12, 2026
+1
Cooked strawberry
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Odd-Signature-3897May 12, 2026
+1
Reminds me of a dialogue between Alfred and Batman
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this_dudeagainMay 12, 2026
+1
Have a couple of these from Idaho.
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curtyshooMay 12, 2026
+1
Looks like a wad of chewing gum.
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alancusader123May 12, 2026
+1
Magical
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Ill-Advertising-3287May 12, 2026
+1
Resist fire, increased health, or added fire damage. Tough choice.
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CaptainNeutron1991May 12, 2026
Can someone explain what's so special about a tangerine sized ruby?
[lab grown ruby](https://biron-gems.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/What-are-lab-grown-rubies_-468x365.jpg)
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toran74May 12, 2026
+6
The rarity of naturally grown one of that size.
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CaptainNeutron1991May 12, 2026
-7
Ok, but what makes that special? I guess I just don't understand.
-7
toran74May 12, 2026
+4
That's subjective, why is a rare gold coin worth a lot, its physically identical to normal gold, and you could start up the mint tomorrow and make more coins with the exact same design but they wouldn't have any premium on them.
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UnifiedQuantumFieldMay 12, 2026
-5
> 11,000-carat ruby
Is that a lot? Lol.
-5
arobkincaMay 12, 2026
+12
> (2.2 kilograms, or 4.8 pounds)
Define "a lot".
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carsnbikesnplanesMay 12, 2026
+2
A 5ct ruby is a lot
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Kubrick_FanMay 12, 2026
As far as I know this isn't gem quality, I'm happy to be proven wrong.
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