Hides thumbnails of NSFW content (whether it has NSFW in the title or comes from an over 18 sublistnook).
21
j-marDec 15, 2009
+10
Why thank you.
10
KeyserSosaDec 15, 2009
+538
Hey! C'mon! Keep the 4-letter words to a mimimum! I mean what the f***!
538
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+349
[deleted]
349
ChrisisawarmgunDec 15, 2009
+29
My damn weiner kids are listening
29
pavsDec 15, 2009
+208
“Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too” ~ Eminem
208
Darth_MikeDec 15, 2009
+166
"Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so f*** Will Smith" - Jimmy Pop
166
Lut3sDec 15, 2009
+65
That dont rhyme.
65
kronholmDec 15, 2009
+59
Drats.
59
Lut3sDec 15, 2009
+46
For everyone wondering, this person did get the reference.
46
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+2
I love bloodhound gang. Half of it is for that little tracks on the album
2
SonewallDec 15, 2009
+10
I find your lack of faith in Darth_Mike disturbing...
10
Lut3sDec 15, 2009
+37
For everyone wondering, this person did not.
37
PenseurLibreJan 7, 2010
+1
You mean don't; Right, b****?
1
lebelgedu91Jan 31, 2010
+1
He is choosing a dvd for tonight
1
thom5rDec 15, 2009
+4
Awesome. What song is that?
Edit: ignore that, I remembered an invention called the search engine.
4
SonicSamDec 15, 2009
+4
>Dissed by Eminem but did it bother him (yup)
But he classy Big Will just get another 20 mil
And walk right pass E. I'm a nice guy why y'all harassing me?!
4
rickiibetaDec 15, 2009
+3
no one here seems to get [your reference.](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/willsmith/mrniceguy.html)
3
TMI-nternetsDec 15, 2009
+6
Meh, commercial rap is *such* a pissing contest.
6
notvDec 15, 2009
+10
I always thought 'Teenager Warning - No Explicit Lyrics' would be an apt sticker for my releases...
10
NegativeKDec 15, 2009
+9
Was it bad that I saw apt and thought of apt-get, then saw releases and confirmed my suspicion..
Only to have you dash my hopes of combining explicit lyrics references and Debian package management?
9
grgcnnrDec 15, 2009
+4
it was totally inappropriate.
you should be using aptitude
4
maniaqDec 15, 2009
+3
so I should stop looking for a repository, huh?
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+2
Most rap (Not aimed at nerdy white kids) is a pissing contest. Even grime is a pissing contest.
In fact, I think most of humanity's culture is a pissing contest.
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+7
[deleted]
7
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+78
This is roughly where the joke died.
78
bdfortinDec 15, 2009
+5
B****, b****, b****.
5
therealreptarDec 15, 2009
+35
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY PLANE!!!
35
loquaciousDec 15, 2009
+11
What the f***? I'll tell you what the f****** f***!
You cuntpunching popefelcher! What kind of shitty f****** language is this? I thought this was a f****** family site! You f****** fuckers couldn't f*** shit with a shit-stirring stick stuck upright in a flaming bag of c***, you jewburning, nunshitting christ-fuckers! I'll teach your grandmother to f*** eggs! You cocksucking motherfuckers couldn't shit in a c*** even if your titties were f****** on fire!
tl;dr: Shitcock.
Edit: Please don't ban me. I like my f****** username, you f*****!
This crapflood of profanity is sponsored by Shitty Earl's Crazy F****** Plumbers.
11
reductionistDec 15, 2009
+3
Truly inspired cursing guy.
3
TheReligulousOneDec 15, 2009
+2
Take it easy you c***-juggling thunder-c*** my little shit-bricks are reading all your foul f****** language. F***.
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
Upcoted for shitcock.
3
loquaciousDec 15, 2009
+1
But not for using all 7 of the FCC "banned words" in one grammatically correct sentence? Cocksucker! ;)
1
budaliciousDec 15, 2009
+1
Poop! You poop mouth. Get all that poop out of your mouth.
1
loquaciousDec 15, 2009
+2
I can't. I'm too busy kissing your mom.
2
parkourlewisDec 15, 2009
+24
[Class it up some](http://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/6337728595), please.
24
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+8
[deleted]
8
AcidwormDec 15, 2009
+6
http://xkcd.com/75/
6
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
One particularly rough day at work, I wanted to b****, but self-censored myself. "This poop f****** sucks" was my gripe.
1
DafuzzDec 15, 2009
+8
I saw the "NSFW" tag, and was shocked, as this post seems rather innocuous. I'm very glad I waited until I got home to read this, you trickster.
8
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+29
[deleted]
29
kloo2yooDec 15, 2009
+20
I see a little silhouetto of a red.
20
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+19
What'd he do? What'd he do? Post a naked prego?
19
charliedaymanDec 15, 2009
+11
Thunderthighs and child things! Very, very frightening me!
11
roganartuDec 15, 2009
+1
P********** and lighting, very very tightening her.
1
ShadowroseDec 15, 2009
+7
Is that related to a little red rocket?
7
workroomDec 15, 2009
+24
I think the [A] stands for a***.
24
redditnoobDec 15, 2009
+1
Heh I laughed at "little red rocket" because it reminded me of a _puppy's penis_.
1
ShadowroseDec 15, 2009
+4
Hey! You got the [joke](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red%20rocket)!
4
SpoggerificDec 15, 2009
+5
What's with the complete lack of capital letters on the preference page?
5
raldiDec 15, 2009
+6
The same thing as the complete lack of capital letters on most other pages on listnook.
6
supaphly42Dec 15, 2009
+13
They take more bandwidth.
13
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+13
You have just given me a great power.
13
parkourlewisDec 15, 2009
+8
He's got a red glow. Just like the Shogun of Harlem.
8
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+8
**Sho'nuff**!
8
MechaAaronBurrDec 15, 2009
+8
Woah. Woah. Woah.
*Language*, mister. This is a family internet.
8
pegothejerkDec 15, 2009
+4
manson, maybe.
4
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
I don't get you. Why is [An enclosed superstructure at the stern of a ship](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/poop) NSFW?
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
i don't want to add to anyone's workload, but i can't get this request "voted up" enough as a post to get it noticed.
it would be so freaking great if on a listnook admin page the "spam" link would be a different color or something if there was new spam there.
icing on the cake would be some way to remove from view spam that's decidedly spam, just so it isn't re-thought about every time one visits the 'spam' folder.
ThAnKyOu!
1
raldiDec 15, 2009
+2
I promise we're well aware of the deficiencies in the current system. Change is coming. Not soon, but we're working on it as fast as we can.
2
bondagegirlDec 15, 2009
+2
Am I the only one that got a chuckle out of the honesty of this:
>Change is coming. Not soon
Things are gonna change man, just you know... not soon. One day though. It'll be *great*!
2
ubuwalker31Dec 15, 2009
+1
Can you take the handcuffs off now, please?
1
Capitol62Dec 15, 2009
+2
Any chance you can "make safe(r) for work" change the blazing red NSFW to listnook blue NSFW? Blazing red NSFW kinda sticks out as... well... NSFW while at work.
Great feature though.
2
geekdadDec 15, 2009
+1
Hey raldi... can you look at [this post](http://www.listnook.com/r/listnook.com/comments/a92n6/listnook_admins_if_i_am_logged_in_and_i_have_i_am/) I made a week or so ago?
since we are on the topic of NSFW and all
1
raldiDec 15, 2009
+1
That's a question / suggestion for KeyserSosa.
1
VulturEDec 15, 2009
+1
Thanks. It was annoying as hell to have TrueListnook displayed as NSFW every time cause the admin arbitrarily used it for poor reasons.
1
tobaDec 15, 2009
+3
The scarlet letter.
3
jedbergDec 15, 2009
-3
If you are in 4th grade, apparently retard is a bad word. So is stupid.
They have a lot of bad words actually...
-3
raldiDec 15, 2009
+17
I'm sure that serves to retard the development of their vocabulary.
17
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+15
[deleted]
15
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+2
He called the shit "poop!"
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
Ooh, F and A. What happens if you have [F, A, M, and S]?
I hope it makes FAMS.
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+7
> What happens if you have [F, A, M, and S]?
you get A Flying Spaghetti Monster
7
snarkhunterDec 15, 2009
+30
The f***? We have preferences?
30
KeyserSosaDec 15, 2009
+14
Welcome to listnook!
*\*\*hands sharkhunter some bacon.\*\**
14
snarkhunterDec 15, 2009
+20
I don't fry my bacon. I spear it on a narwhal tusk and roast that on a fire. A fire fueled by burning Twilight books.
20
myotheraltDec 15, 2009
+15
I wouldn't let Twilight books anywhere near my fire, the fire might get contaminated.
15
sodypopDec 15, 2009
+5
[Here you go.](http://i.imgur.com/JfhoK.png)
5
mayonesaDec 15, 2009
+11
Is there an option to change it to say A*** in red?
11
KeyserSosaDec 15, 2009
-3
Not at the moment, but I'll make sure to dispatch that request to our room full of an infinite number monkeys with an infinite number of keyboards.
-3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+19
Can you tell them to stop posting already?
19
mayonesaDec 15, 2009
+8
Sweet! Maybe you can get them to listen to nu-metal while they do it.
8
tazmanicDec 15, 2009
+3
Have you ever yelled at a monkey for writing "it was the blurst of times"?
3
sandrc2002Dec 15, 2009
+3
Are they the ones that worked out a script for Hamlet?
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+7
[ ] Hide thumbnails that are not safe for work (NSFW)
7
KeyserSosaDec 15, 2009
-4
Yeah, I agree: that makes more sense than "make safe(r) for work". We'll probably tweak that on our next deploy.
-4
captainronDec 15, 2009
+1
I saw a sponsored link a week or two ago with some serious NSFW content on the thumbnail and it wasn't flagged NSFW. The option would still be very helpful to have but I'm way too concerned people will submit NSFW content without flagging it now, especially with all the "angry" Listnookors that apparently don't take breaks at work.
1
emc2raeDec 15, 2009
+6
Maybe I'm the only one who wants this, but as long as things are able to be tagged NSFW, is there a way for me to just...not have them show up on my listnook page at all? I tried claiming to be under 18, but that just affects my ability to subscribe to certain listnooks.
6
ArkonnanDec 15, 2009
+159
>About the little red "NSFW" that appears next to posts...
I love it. It makes it easier to find p*** quickly without having to leave the front page.
159
luckytopherDec 15, 2009
+38
Kinda like [NSFW](http://www.listnook.com/r/nsfw) ?
38
Clay_PigeonDec 15, 2009
+47
Except /r/NSFW isn't supposed to be just p***. It was supposed to be weird NSFW stuff. There are and have been p*** sublistnooks forever. Oh well. More p*** is good too.
47
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+18
[deleted]
18
dorelDec 15, 2009
+6
p*** >> weird except if you like weird p*** whatever that is
6
diceyDec 15, 2009
+9
Thank you! I ended up turning off the 18+ setting on [/r/drunk](http://listnook.com/r/drunk) because it ticked me off so much.
9
db2Dec 15, 2009
+7
So what you're saying is you're an angry drunk.
7
eerockDec 15, 2009
+6
i don't know why sites don't make an easily accessible "At Work" / "Not At Work" toggle button. i wish StumbleUpon and Listnook both had this feature.
6
davelogDec 15, 2009
+151
Any way you can make it blink?
151
lxeDec 15, 2009
+30
Paste this in the address bar:
javascript:void($('acronym').each(function(){$(this).css({'text-decoration':'blink'});}))
**UPDATE:** Chrome-friendly version:
javascript:void($('acronym').each(function(){var el=$(this);el.blink=function(){el.css({'visibility':el.css('visibility')!='hidden'?'hidden':'visible'});setTimeout(el.blink,500);};el.blink();}))
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jrblastDec 15, 2009
+1
Upvoted for the neat trick, even though it involves the blink tag.
Ah, true, it uses CSS instead. Still, same effect, same problem.
1
MattyiDec 15, 2009
+17
It's been said here before but the only thing blinking should be used for is:
> Schrodinger's cat is dead.
17
raldiDec 15, 2009
+580
Open and close your eyes real fast.
580
davelogDec 15, 2009
+207
That did the trick! Upvoted!
207
raldiDec 15, 2009
+80
Maybe we should make another announcement post about this.
80
jmkogutDec 15, 2009
+78
RECENT REPORT: RALDI REVIVES
78
davelogDec 15, 2009
+128
Relax, listnook's been revolting for years.
128
inthebackofyourheadDec 15, 2009
+21
Thank you for the most fun line here in, well, minutes.
21
db2Dec 15, 2009
+2
Like the peasants.
2
NSMikeDec 15, 2009
+2
No kidding, they stink on ice.
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+6
Firefox still supports Blink so ha!
6
fuckbuddyDec 15, 2009
+9
That made everything blink, though.
9
rafftersDec 15, 2009
+2
Holy shit... its a make-your-own quantum physics problem!
2
xyroclastDec 15, 2009
+1
1
eouhhohhDec 15, 2009
+3
So when I get home how can I get rid of all the SFW posts?
3
romlDec 15, 2009
+26
lol
totally thought I had friended a listnookor named **NSFW**.
26
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+13
[deleted]
13
mndtDec 15, 2009
+6
>added a preference to turn it off
thank you but it is easier to find my favorite posts this way.
6
cinsereDec 15, 2009
+3
Or if you enjoy lots of little red "NSFW" then please visit [/r/fuckbuddies](http://www.listnook.com/r/fuckbuddies)
3
surewhynot000Dec 15, 2009
+4
I would also appreciate the option to change the color of the text. So one Listnookor could have the standard red and visible NSFW tag, and I could have an invisible green one.
4
ilikeyoureyesDec 15, 2009
+44
can there be an option to just have it not be red?
44
soniconDec 15, 2009
+11
yeah I still want to know it's NSFW, but not have it be red
11
maniaqDec 15, 2009
+5
orange?
5
JKossDec 15, 2009
+2
orangered?
2
mipadiDec 15, 2009
+6
[This book](http://www.amazon.com/If-You-Give-Mouse-Cookie/dp/B00159UUZA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260886777&sr=1-2) has all your answers.
6
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
-4
[deleted]
-4
pancakeradioDec 15, 2009
+16
Hey, I thought your comment was below average.
16
RhyonoDec 15, 2009
+5
His comment was below ilikeyoureyes' comment, not average's.
5
WoozleWuzzleDec 15, 2009
+1
The people who downmodded me. He was at -4 when I made my response. I guess my comment and upmod to him had some kind of effect as he's now sitting at a comfortable 41.
1
alphabeatDec 15, 2009
+1
You're going to have to settle with a Stylish extension or something.
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+6
I was misled, I only clicked this link because it was labeled NSFW.
There is no NSFW material here, only lies.
6
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+12
I like it. It's like a big, shiny red button that says "click me. Here are boobies"
12
Sparke28Dec 15, 2009
+4
Literally 5 seconds after I read "makes your eyes bleed", water from my cup swished up into my eye. It burned.
4
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
why not add an option to set nsfw manually rather than just pulling it out of the headline, so posts like this don't get flagged.
I noticed that there is a privacy option "make my votes public"
What does that mean?
1
slydeeDec 15, 2009
+2
Can you make sure you didn't break it? I unclicked 'i am over eighteen years old and willing to view adult content' and I am still getting NSFW posts in bold red letters on the front page...
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
[deleted]
3
rabiddachshundDec 15, 2009
+1
I like the fact that it's red (and a nice shade at that). Red generally signifies a warning, which it is. I think if it were any other color people would complain because it's not noticeable enough.
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
[deleted]
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
This announcement post was to announce the added feature of being able to turn the NSFW tag on or off.
3
dearsomethingDec 15, 2009
+3
I miss your signature.
3
funnynicknameDec 15, 2009
+7
How about a way to make it not red. It's the red that kills me.
7
KantLockeMeInDec 15, 2009
+4
But the red makes everyone realize that the mail icon color is orange and *not* red. Isn't that reason enough?
4
Ron_SantoDec 15, 2009
+2
I'd like it there, just so long as it isn't bright red. Shouldn't there be a compromise option?
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+2
If the make safe(r) for work option is being used, why not surpress the nsfw links entirely?
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
[deleted]
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
I'd expect they'd still be marked as nsfw.. just when the option is also ticked to hide them entirely.
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
[deleted]
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
Seeing the NSFW makes me feel like I should get back to work.. it's unsettling :)
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
[deleted]
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
Yes, that's my excuse.. like the Greeks with the Oympics and the suggestion that doing work last minute is best; not having to deal with a run of perpetual change.
1
robotsongsDec 15, 2009
+2
Thank you thank you thank you. I appreciate listnook's responsiveness in user matters.
2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+4
[removed]
4
syn-aboundsDec 15, 2009
+4
[That is Perfection.](http://myprops.org/viewimage/?i=1219201_1219300/4zXfO9rE&n=1&g=/adultcontent/Great-t***-and-ass-compilation/&c=/adultchannels/Handpicked-Adult-Pictures/) NSFW OBVIOUSLY.
4
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
Very nice, I hope more people see that. Submit it on it's own.
1
SirChasmDec 15, 2009
+1
Could we have more options regarding NSFW content? I'm just not sure the current customization options adequately protect those of us at work who have co-workers constantly watching over our shoulder as we're browsing listnook.
1
kloo2yooDec 15, 2009
+3
Who / what determines whether the NSFW flag is set? I've made submissions and haven't noticed a nsfw checkbox.
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
Is checks if NSFW is in the text of the title and, if so, puts the red thing there too with css hackery.
3
kloo2yooDec 15, 2009
+1
Actually, I can't find the post now, but I came across one this morning that had a red tag on it, but was not nsfw and the magic letters weren't in the headline.
1
caleb555Dec 15, 2009
+3
If it's in a NSFW sublistnook it will be marked as NSFW.
3
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+3
I don't believe you.
3
acmecorpsDec 15, 2009
+1
And, if I'm not mistaken, it also tags the posts from sublistnooks that set themselves as NSFW.
1
smeenzDec 15, 2009
+1
Who even thought that a bold red tag saying NSFW would be a good idea has never had a manager shoulder surfing their session.
A better idea would have been to display the story in a pale grey on white or something so that their eye is not drawn automatically to the only bold red tags on the page.
1
dagny_asDec 15, 2009
+8
Great idea
8
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
1. Turn off thumbnails
2. Don't add 18+ to My Listnooks
3. B**** at people who post NSFW stuff without NSFW flag
4. WIN
But uh.. thanks :) Not sure what poop does, but I'm hoping you didn't flag every post that has poop in the comments.
1
MitsuhoDec 15, 2009
+3
Yeah right, like I'm clicking this link at work.
3
the_argusDec 15, 2009
+1
>i am over eighteen years old and willing to view adult content (required to view some listnooks) - yes
>make safe(r) for work. - no thanks
>label posts that are not safe for work (NSFW) - nope
So, where are the b****.
1
gerundronautDec 15, 2009
+1
Is there a way I can mark my comments as NSFW? The preference "i be over eighteen years old, an' be willing t' view adult content (be required t' view some listnooks)" should then apply.
1
samsu3Dec 15, 2009
+2
that is a welcome change
2
factorVDec 15, 2009
+1
remember, I am saying with all due respect, but that feature ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on.
1
db2Dec 15, 2009
+1
I couldn't click this link and read your announcement that I can turn off the NSFW tag because this post is NSFW.
1
TheDude06Dec 15, 2009
+1
thanks! it doesnt seem like that big of a deal, but i quite enjoy having a blurless line between all content
1
S2S2S2S2S2Dec 15, 2009
+8
Thank you!
8
lucasvbDec 15, 2009
This reminds me, why is it that when I'm at work, the top posts of the hour are full of p***, with thumbnails and everything, even if they are marked as NSFW, or are from NSWF sublistnooks, and even if I disable adult content on my preferences? Why doesn't any of it work?
0
raldiDec 15, 2009
+5
That seems odd. Can you post the relevant sections of your prefs?
5
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
I thought I had developed really lame super powers. The ability to see little nsfws in red. Damn.
1
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+1
Thank you listnook. I now feel safe to use your site.
1
Nothing2DoWithPostDec 15, 2009
+1
I like scrambled eggs best this week. Last week I liked fried better.
1
dopamemeDec 15, 2009
+1
yowza, now i can find them immediately.
1
mabelfooDec 15, 2009
+1
What the cuss are you talking about??
1
maniaqDec 15, 2009
looks kinda orange...
0
ChickenCroquetDec 15, 2009
I appreciate this. New features are fine for those that love them but the ability to NOT 'upgrade' is great for those who like listnook just the way it is!
0
yolkstalkDec 15, 2009
-2
that is great. I clicked on a link before and i came up in a p*** video having say WTF? lol... this is not nice if there are other people in the room
-2
[deleted]Dec 15, 2009
+7
I'm not sure if you said WTF before you came or if you accidentally ended up in a p*** video, but hey, here's an upvote.
7
yolkstalkDec 15, 2009
oh sorry I write so fast sometimes, bad habbit. I clicked on a link but i didn't know whether that goes to a p***, or a its was a catchy title to a funny vid. or parody ha ha , well, it wasn't, it was pretty raw, and she was screaming and my girl said "what is that" haha
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