Crooked cops always trying to get Afromans [Lemon Pound Cake](https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=iXfaQOAIRO-e2tvY).
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bagelwholedonutwholeMar 18, 2026
+92
Bastards always breaking his door and his gate!
92
datamatr1xMar 19, 2026
+36
This outcome was always fate, I just hope he gets his money to fix his gate.
36
BestieJulesMar 19, 2026
+33
they played this song in court, I can't imagine being a juror having to keep a straight face during it
33
wynnduffyiskingMar 18, 2026
+24
Damn I love that one
24
saffroleMar 19, 2026
+15
He was smelling for weed but then he smelled another smell
15
captcha_trampstampMar 19, 2026
+8
Well the Adam’s County sheriff WAS hungry and he big as hell…
8
metacosmonautMar 19, 2026
+7
The song slaps.
7
micro_penismanMar 19, 2026
+7
This banger
[licc'em Low Lisa](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWQxSV8CK8)
7
itsaconspiraciMar 19, 2026
+6
To be fair: I'd like a slice of that lemon pound cake.
6
SouthernHiker1Mar 19, 2026
+3
He needs to capitalize on this. Start selling “Momma’s lemon pound cake”
3
SorcererSupremPizzaMar 19, 2026
+3
It does look nice
3
Ambitious-Drawer-659Mar 19, 2026
+2
Don’t forget agent Licc’em Low Lisa
2
chenjia1965Mar 19, 2026
+1
Did he dangle his lemon(s) over their foreheads?
1
WhenIWannabeMEMar 18, 2026
+271
Finally! Some good f****** news, lol
271
GraphiteJasonMar 18, 2026
+69
Lol, exactly! It's so sad that this is the most uplifting news story I've seen in the past 422 days.
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NecroCannonMar 19, 2026
+8
There’s a sub for that if it isn’t gone to shit
r/upliftingnews
8
Ghoulius-CaesarMar 18, 2026
+26
The First Amendment is back baby, thank you Afroman!
26
linds360Mar 19, 2026
+9
Seriously. I’m drinking this up.
The thirst is real.
9
AHole1stClassSkippyMar 18, 2026
+400
Got one of the cops to say he wasn't sure if Afroman fucked his wife. Best lawsuit ever.
400
LastTry530Mar 18, 2026
+169
I hope that dude's wife divorces him. Imagine being a fuckin man and getting on the stand and saying that shit. What a f****** loser.
169
hoeassbitchasshoeMar 19, 2026
+82
she testified and said that her life wasnt impacted at all by her inclusion in the song. He initiated a divorce and he cited that her being in the song was part of it. Seriously pathetic
Edit: this is how i interpreted her testimony atleast
82
goldenboy2191Mar 19, 2026
+5
That side of the aisle always glorifies being a man, and yet never truly are manly are they?
5
RunBrundlesonMar 19, 2026
+3
All the manosphere creatine chugging thin blue line gun loving right wing dickheads that go on and on about why it means to be a man are always the biggest pussies on the planet. Every single one. There is no exception or debate.
3
Luis0224Mar 19, 2026
+2
Anyone who has to yell that they’re manly likely *isnt* manly. Actions speak louder than words lol
2
ExplorationGeoMar 18, 2026
+94
And like the thin skinned moron he is, the instant someone asked him if he didn't know if his wife was cheating on him, he got angry and made veiled threats.
Seriously, the man looked like he doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.
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LknateMar 18, 2026
+33
When he was asked if he was a son of a b**** he said something about his mom being dead for six years. Dude really thought he was clever.
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OhLookConsequencesMar 19, 2026
+11
Only for him to answer the intial question about his wife cheating, later on
11
brainhack3rMar 19, 2026
+36
MAGA are all a bunch of submissive betas ...
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mundotakuMar 19, 2026
+15
That is why Afroman has to f*** his wife. The poor lady needed a powerful, dark and big 🐓
15
abundleofboomersMar 19, 2026
-18
You do realize typing that out makes you sound like a literal cuckold right? I'm glad afroman won, but you're a little too excited buddy.
-18
chrash-manMar 19, 2026
+13
Projecting your f***** again bro
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FlyOrdinary1104Mar 19, 2026
+2
Projection much?
2
dessertforbrunchMar 19, 2026
-5
Afroman is MAGA though.
-5
haikus-r-usMar 19, 2026
+5
He isn’t. There is a real photo of Trump and Afroman shaking hands at a political event because Afroman was running for Sheriff as an independent. Everyone was shaking everyone’s hand there, so the pic means absolutely nothing.
There is zero evidence that Afroman is maga or a trump supporter. None at all.
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dessertforbrunchMar 19, 2026
[none at all??](https://youtu.be/OgLD1yhxNik?si=pJHDd_Hd_ttievXq)
0
zerothreeonethreeMar 18, 2026
+22
This is what happens when you are used to testifying in court and remember the old mantra "....lawyers don't ask questions unless they already know the answers..." So this deputy dawg doesn't know how to answer: "Hmmm do they know something about my wife that I don't? Should I answer that she's pure as the driven Michigan snow, or do they have pictures of her doing......????" DUDE!!! The ONLY answer to that question is "MY WIFE IS TOTALLY FAITHFUL!" Otherwise, yo ass is now on the couch til the divorce papers are filed, then it's yeet to the street. Have fun co-parenting!!!
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melvinthefishMar 18, 2026
+17
The cop said he wasn't sure if afroman fucked the cops wife? Or if afroman fucked afromans wife?
Sounds like the cop wasn't sure if the cops wife fucked afroman which is hilarious, but I want to make sure I understand.
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Q_OANNMar 19, 2026
+24
Yes, you understand right. The cop said he didn’t know if Afroman fucked his own wife, because afroman said it in a song and thats part of the lawsuit the cops brought how embarrassing it was for him, the cop
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[deleted]Mar 19, 2026
+7
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Apprehensive_Error36Mar 19, 2026
+2
The wife is a cop who fucked Afroman’s wife?
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AHole1stClassSkippyMar 18, 2026
+9
If Afroman fucked the cops wife, I now realize I could have been clearer. Afroman talked about f****** the cop's wife in the song.
9
CellarDoor238Mar 19, 2026
+4
I hope Randy Walters kept his attorney on retainer because if I were his wife, I’d be divorcing him in a heartbeat.
4
spsd9Mar 19, 2026
+8
If he's as good of a divorce attorney as he was a defamation attorney, she's getting the house and the pension.
8
crimedog58Mar 19, 2026
And my axe!
0
RevolutionNumerous21Mar 19, 2026
+4
When the lawyer said “wet ass p****” I almost died.
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EnorytDiovMar 19, 2026
+2
Maybe he did...maybe...
2
GristlekittyMar 19, 2026
+1
That was my favorite part
1
StatementCareful522Mar 19, 2026
+1
the look in his eyes when he said that legit has me fearing for his wife’s safety when he got home that evening
I would be at a motel. In another state.
She should divorce him because Imagine trusting that angry, stupid coward to stand up for you like a man and husband should ever again.
1
Miguel-odonMar 20, 2026
+1
His own lawyer must have advised him ahead of time that this would be asked in court. He went all the way to trial, knowing this would happen.
1
True_PirateMar 18, 2026
+95
lol! If anyone is unaware, on the eve of the trial he published a group of music videos on YouTube, individually mocking each plaintiff. Shit was funny as hell.
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Jon_E_DadMar 19, 2026
+10
Afroman’s thing has always been “comedy” songs versus hard rap. Not saying they’re not crass or I agree with everything, but I’ve been following this case because he was the blunt smoking soundtrack of the early ‘00s.
His lifetime achievement award goes to the fact that he Don King’ed this bogus case into oblivion.
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rbnlegendMar 19, 2026
+6
Better than oblivion, the case has made sure more people see the video and hear the song. Never hurt the court jester.
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True_PirateMar 19, 2026
+2
Yeah, I am originally from about 50 miles from his hometown. I know “Because I got high” was his breakthrough song, but that whole album was fantastic.
2
AppollixMar 18, 2026
+56
If anything, they should help him [repair his gate.](https://youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y?si=6B4mStDbxK4y11HW)
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NB-HeathenMar 18, 2026
+36
They played that entire video about that lady doing down on other ladies in a court while she cried. Nobody was like “we get the point”.
It’s killed me
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StatementCareful522Mar 19, 2026
+2
no disrespect to Afroman whatsoever, but some of these songs just go onnnn and onnnn and retread the same info and play the choruses 8x in a row so its extra funny that the whole video was played in court.
2
NB-HeathenMar 19, 2026
+1
And the fact the video I saw you can hear her crying throughout. It was killing me. It’s just so absurd this is a thing that really happened lol
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jeep-ollllloMar 18, 2026
+20
Will the officers have to pay Afroman's attorney fees?
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Blazeland_USAMar 18, 2026
+12
Hopefully his counter suit will pay him an ample sum.
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HighwayInternal9145Mar 19, 2026
+5
I thought that they already dismissed his counter suit
5
mikegates90Mar 19, 2026
+8
They did, back in February. This win was the original "defamation" lawsuit from the officers.
Pure winning energy regardless.
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No-Equivalent7630Mar 19, 2026
+5
Plus now he can file a federal 1983 lawsuit for viewpoint discrimination and in 1883 lawsuits even if the plaintiffs only wins $1, the government has to pay all attorney fees
Afro has a slam dunk case
5
No-Equivalent7630Mar 19, 2026
+2
That was his state claims, next is a federal 1983 lawsuit for viewpoint discrimination
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ReiperXHCMar 19, 2026
+1
Only if he makes a music video about it.
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NiceFaithlessness645Mar 20, 2026
+1
American tax dollars*
1
Hey-Bud-Lets-PartyMar 18, 2026
+41
If the lawsuit was brought by ordinary citizens Afroman would have lost. But it wasn’t. They are public officials and need to toughen up a bit because taking a little pushback comes with the job.
>Robert Klingler, the lawyer for the officers, told the jury that Afroman had “perpetuated lies intentionally” for years about public servants who had “risked their lives for this county for years”
I’m so sick of this line. They are armed to the teeth. Delivering pizza is a far more dangerous job than being a cop.
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HairlessHoudiniMar 19, 2026
+16
Not even in the top 15 most dangerous jobs in America and the only one where you carry loaded guns and can shoot anything that moves in you vicinity
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NB-HeathenMar 19, 2026
+2
And until surprisingly recently no body has really questioned a whole lot of in the line of duty shootings. At least not as publicly and vocally as now.
I believe in law and order but also find it strange that some people are allowed to point weapons at others and use “force” but other people just have to not “resist”. I also freely admit I have no answers and just add to the questions.
2
RoxAboutMar 19, 2026
+1
And if they get out of the car and get hit by a truck, they will get a highway named for them. Go team
1
BummyGMar 19, 2026
+1
Isn’t the risk of having a child more damaging than being a cop?
1
RedneckMarxistMar 18, 2026
+128
97% Adams County is white. He's gonna need to stay strapped!
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MuddaFrmAnnudaBruddaMar 18, 2026
+70
They are being watched by the world. If they harass him or his family-we get a new video.
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SuperAngryGuyMar 18, 2026
+44
Afroman has been trolling everyone the last few days:
* https://www.youtube.com/@ogafroman/videos
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spideroncoffeinMar 19, 2026
+24
I'm not gonna pretend that these are high art.
But holy f***, no ICU is prepared to treat this kind of burns.
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piggiedippinMar 19, 2026
+14
They definitely are "high" art that's like his most famous song 😁
I know that's not what you meant just had to say it 😌
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spideroncoffeinMar 19, 2026
+2
Fair point!
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kroxtiMar 19, 2026
+6
When you’re putting out a diss track a day about how the cops stole from you it could be the quality of “I killed Darnell” concept album and I’d still listen to it
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HatredInfiniteMar 19, 2026
+3
Honestly, I feel like it's elevated significantly by the fact that he's out here openly f****** with people whose jobs usually make them feel insulated against being fucked with. Watching him repeatedly shit on them while they show the world how abjectly soft they are is pure gold.
3
BasilisksRPrettyMar 19, 2026
+2
[https://youtu.be/P6lpraTioF8?si=eN\_l5IKi2DxgxJ91](https://youtu.be/P6lpraTioF8?si=eN_l5IKi2DxgxJ91) good Lord this one
2
RedneckMarxistMar 18, 2026
+6
You gonna get more videos!!!
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WakeNikisMar 18, 2026
+32
I mean, a jury of Adams county citizens just sided with him…
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yingyanghomieMar 18, 2026
+7
Yes. Haha! Affromam rocks.
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sgtpepperslaststandMar 18, 2026
+18
I’ve seen videos of him outside the courthouse and there’s people all passing by honking and celebrating lol
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vamattMar 19, 2026
+7
One thing he has going for him is that the locals seem to love him
7
RedneckMarxistMar 19, 2026
+9
I think most of the people in that county hate those f****** cops.
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Tricky-Trick1132Mar 18, 2026
+2
Yeah, I'm afraid for him. Stay safe Afroman!!
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micro_penismanMar 19, 2026
Yeah he's got to move to another state
0
jreid0Mar 18, 2026
+13
This is awesome! Go and celebrate with a nice big Marley
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LesFogginGohMar 18, 2026
+13
Randy Walters is a son of a b****, woo, wooooooo…
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ClovieKayMar 18, 2026
+12
Bro, can’t wait for the Afroman banger he’s gonna put out in 6 months to the backdrop of all the court videos. The more cops f*** with him and find out, the more banger songs we get.
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abundleofboomersMar 19, 2026
+13
Based Afroman, watching that female cop cry in court as they played his song was one of the most satisfying things I've seen in a long time. They raided his house, kicked in his door, and got mad that he teased them for it? Ridiculous. Glad things worked out.
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ArdvarkMasterMar 19, 2026
+11
Cops have qualified immunity so it's almost impossible for people to sue them for their actions. Then they have the balls to sue people.
Seems like if you want qualified immunity you should have no right to sue anyone.
Or better yet, let's just end qualified immunity for all public officials.
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RoxAboutMar 19, 2026
+3
Just like the blue line. If you don't like the bad ones then you should report them. The blue line SHOULD BE FOR HONESTY not protection of the bad one. If not well then expect the problems you are causing. On a really bad note. If you join ice they wipe your criminal record and yes they will accept the most unqualified amongst us.
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MoonoftheStarMar 18, 2026
+6
Put that in the next music video
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karatebullfightrMar 19, 2026
+2
I really want that dribbling CHUDs wife to be in the next clip.
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thatslegallycheeseMar 19, 2026
+6
if you can't make a banger music video + song making fun of the cops for raiding your f****** house and breaking down your door without getting sued then truly there is no america to strive for. our first amendment is very s*** actually. you are allowed to make cops cry. it's what our founding fathers would've wanted.
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StatementCareful522Mar 19, 2026
+1
The right to make cops cry and then the right to keep a shotgun under your pillow in case they try to f*** with you later as payback
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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AdTiny2166Mar 19, 2026
+8
Afroman being the voice of the people against police corruption wasn’t what I was expecting. I am very glad though.
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holydeniableMar 18, 2026
+9
Great news for afroman those cops were clowns.
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gadget850Mar 18, 2026
+3
I would never have heard of him. This got Streisanded bigly.
3
WarlockTrexMar 19, 2026
+5
The best part of the trial for me was Afroman bringing in the officer's ex-wife wife for his defense.
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backdoorwolfMar 18, 2026
+10
They fucked with the wrong guy. They get everything they deserve. Should have repaired his door, his gate and said sorry.
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Potential_Yam_5196Mar 18, 2026
+6
Let’s get some lemon pound cake!
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Civil-Carpenter8569Mar 18, 2026
+3
Now does he get to go after their stuff? Sounds like a nuisance lawsuit from the start….
3
Blackops606Mar 18, 2026
+4
That video is pretty golden. “Randy Walkers is a son of a b****! ooooooOOOOOO!”
4
elastikatMar 19, 2026
+3
Imagine this. Cops who don’t know the law while trying to play victim. Also, grass is green.
3
bigmike2k3Mar 19, 2026
+4
This might be one of the hardest Streisand Effect strikes in recent memory…
4
crimsonjesterMar 18, 2026
+3
strong Larry Flint Free Speech vibes :)
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PropellerDMar 19, 2026
+3
I hope he writes a song about this too.
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Ok_Courage6032Mar 19, 2026
+3
This is the news I needed to hear in this crazy world :)
3
godsanastronautMar 19, 2026
+3
When life gives you lemons make lemon pound cake
3
tweek264Mar 19, 2026
+3
Best news I’ll hear all day!!
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fizixnmMar 19, 2026
+5
From a lawyer who watched Afroman on the stand, he was his best witness composed, funny, and likeable.
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B_1_R_DMar 18, 2026
+2
Heck he has new content to make a remix video using the court footage and court record
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Jagfan27-0Mar 19, 2026
+2
Love to find out when the wife of the one cop is like...so you dont know if Afroman is f****** me?
2
nattcatttMar 19, 2026
+2
Adams county is one of the most corrupt in the entire country. I thought he would lose because of that. Edit* also pretty racist.
2
spiderland5150Mar 19, 2026
+2
That is great news!
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No-Cheetah-1462Mar 19, 2026
+2
He should have counter sued.
2
wuatrMar 19, 2026
+2
Apparently he did, just for the damages to the property and the crooked judge dismissed his case -____-
2
No-Cheetah-1462Mar 19, 2026
+2
Well at least he’s making up for the loss of money by gaining listeners and followers.
2
wuatrMar 19, 2026
+4
For sure! We love some karmic justice! Watching his follower count grow from 300k to almost 600k over the last 24hrs was incredible. Happy for him!
4
Euphoric-Proposal-42Mar 19, 2026
+2
Those cops are dumbasses for suing him
2
theewall2000Mar 19, 2026
+2
The cops nver stood a chance. How it went this far is mind boggling
2
GoblinLoblawMar 19, 2026
+2
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
2
moosejaw296Mar 19, 2026
+2
Well at least the law works once in a while
2
nonelectronMar 19, 2026
+2
Finally, some good news.
2
Repulsive_Page_4780Mar 19, 2026
+2
Had no doubts that he would win, 1st 4th and 14th amendments. This is only my opinion
2
RTwhyNotMar 19, 2026
+2
Poor piggies. F*** them
2
OysterHoundMar 19, 2026
+2
It was a fight for every American!! Freedom of Speech!
2
Denny_ThrayMar 19, 2026
+2
I've been following this. It was pretty amazing. Also credit where credit is due, the plaintiff was pretty sharp and actually got some good blows in on Afroman during the cross examination.
He was fighting a battle that was pretty much already lost, but if the police DID have a basis to sue that shouldn't have been DOA to begin with, that plaintiff was an excellent trial lawyer.
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StatementCareful522Mar 19, 2026
+2
My *only* wish is that this had somehow made it to the supreme court and his win set a precedent that we could all make fun of public officials without risk of legal consequence.
2
Welder_SubjectMar 19, 2026
+2
Did Afroman get his legal fees paid by the plaintiffs?
2
ExplosiveBrownMar 19, 2026
+2
Why is it that invariably American police officers are the biggest babies of all
2
reboot_your_lizardMar 19, 2026
+2
Shout out to Lick ‘em low Lisa
2
Texastony2Mar 19, 2026
+2
I need to bake me some lemon pound cake now.
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Leather-Map-8138Mar 19, 2026
+2
Now counter sue! Ask for $100 million, or… $1 million and all the cops on the warrant fired, the local DA fired, and the judge who signed off on it removed from the bench.
2
LungHeadZMar 18, 2026
+1
I wanna see him and weird al Collab and get creative now. Idk why they would Collab, I just think it would be pretty sweet
1
Gabe-dietMar 19, 2026
+1
I was gonna go to court… but then I got high
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fsu23phdMar 19, 2026
+1
He posted several new videos in the past week, some are quite juicy. If you haven't seen them already I highly recommend that you check them out.
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Alphaprime81Mar 19, 2026
+1
Then he got High right? Right?
1
StatementCareful522Mar 19, 2026
+1
I sure did!
1
weregruvinMar 19, 2026
+1
Not all heroes wear Afros...but this once certainly does.
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tobywankenobi526Mar 19, 2026
+1
Police blow my wad🎶🎶
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Trick-Substance6841Mar 20, 2026
+1
We need the love emoji back!
"I got the right to kick a can in my back yard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time".
Quote of the year!
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Valuable_Reference95Mar 20, 2026
+1
Judge was crooked as f. Check this link out about him https://www.newswatchman.com/comment/letter-to-the-editor-more-concerns-about-judge-hein-voiced/article_d28ffd74-d4fb-11ef-80d5-c76b2af55a4d.html
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