Alex Jones Goes Topless in On-Air Rage Over The Onion's Deal to Buy InfoWars: 'Keep Laughing'

This is the Onion's first InfoWars article, right? Right? It's fun seeing Alex Jones lose his tenuous grip on sanity.

> “The whole thing’s about defaming me,” Jones said. “You can’t take something over and then act like you’re somebody, even if you say it’s a parody. You could do a parody of somebody, but not if you took something from them. I’ve already checked with lawyers, so they’re in deep s—t. I’m already suing the Democrat Party law firms, already got civil rights lawsuits. Look, just because you’re wearing my shirt don’t mean you’re me, so let’s be 100% clear about that.” > During his rant, Jones claimed that “the left” is trying to “silence” him. > “This is what the left do,” he said. “They try to silence you, then they misrepresent who you are. They’re body snatchers! They’re skin walkers! They literally take your skin! This is gonna backfire big time, folks.”

Maybe it wasn't just the frogs....

For most, this would be considered crashing out. For Alex Jones it's just Tuesday.

My all time favourite Alex Jones moment is when he said that eating too much chili caused him to forget his kid’s teacher’s name

What a fuckin crisis actor

"Keep laughing!" Can do! AH-HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Part of me wishes the Onion bought InfoWars in secret, let Alex Jones continue doing his thing unaware, but were feeding him fake articles written by the Onion staff to read on his show and do segments on. Like unreleased Onion stories. Let this happen for months before publicly revealing they owned InfoWars and were feeding Jones complete bullshit stories so he could do bullshit segments on them. It wouldn’t change what Alex Jones was doing to begin with, but at least the material might’ve been entertaining for once.

This is hilarious, no notes.

I was worried the Onion would run out of content… hahaha 

Why isn't he living in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere in rural Wyoming?

It's wild that anyone ever listened to this maniac

It’s too bad they didn’t also sue the t*** off of him

Wait a minute. It wasn't a parody/satire site already

Does Jones seriously want to start a new conversation about "defamation?"

I seriously thought the title was Onion satire.

Why is he always so goddamn red? I assume “democrat” is as many syllables as he can huff out before losing his breath

I feel like the Onion could have fun with this, just continually post articles about his tantrums

Good. I hope ot hurts him every second of every day for the rest of what I hope is as miserable of a life as possible.

These Onion articles really write themselves!

Man showing up with his titties out to be intittymidating like we all can't see he brought muffin tops

Are humans normally that color?

The Onion has their work cut out for them. It's very difficult to parody someone who's already a joke.

He's like a rum ham that likes conspiracy theories.

It’s not authentic unless he takes his shirt off like Burt Crysler

Oh, don’t worry Alex….we will

Did you drink the gay frog water? Are you trying to attract bears? I don't think there's too many folks depraved enough my man but best of luck

So...sounds like he's down for hosting ONN.

Maybe it’s a waste of money that The Onion is buying InfoWars. Between this administration and Alex Jones being Alex Jones, I worry for the state of satire. >!It’s not, that site deserved to die years ago.!<

What happened to his company in the aftermath of the lawsuit? Did he actually pay any of the money he was ordered to pay, or did he just declare bankruptcy and hide all his assets?

Wait that was real??

I hope the onion keeps infowars going, not only keep it going but give it the top spot. But make it absurd to watch, slowly add more ad breaks for democrats and leftist and altruistic endeavors. Slowly start to run ads in half the screen in every stream. Just get the miles out of the show and absolutely destroy it.

This has such WWE side drama energy.

Is The Onion paying him for this hilarious performance?

Anyone else notice his pants had been pissed again?

Somebody please give him a cheeseburger to fit in his burger locker and then a nappypoo 

**Obligatory** [**https://i.imgur.com/zOpzI0o.png**](https://i.imgur.com/zOpzI0o.png)

This guy is younger than me? Wtf

Bootstrap and all that shit

Nice moobs. B cup?

The arc of justice is long but righteous. May this man never know peace again.

R/brandnewsentance.

He's actually not in such bad shape as I expected him to be. 

Looks like a deformed titan

Trying to out Onion the Onion.

Ah, he finally lost his shirt from multiple lawsuits.

This turds downfall is so nice to watch.

This „rage“ could very well be orchestrated by the onion allready

Jones is preparing material for the new Overlord of Inforwars, Tim “The Aquarius” Heidecker… The future is bold, and mostly supplements and serums.

Dude! NSFW filter!

He doesn’t deserve any mentions A shirtless man- massive mental issues

Wasnt be suppose to be all muscles? Those are skinny arms and a lot of gut

Damn bro look at them titties.

Oh, damn. I thought it was already a done deal.

Can we all agree to not show him topless ever again?

Wish I could see some of this stuff without paying for it. /s

Mission accomplished. This pos is crashing out and it’s hilariously fantastic.

Dude looks like a mashed potato / ninja turtle hybrid at this point.

I've been waiting so long to watch him explode, I feel like suing him for false advertising.

His rants sound like the plot points to a Coleman Francis film.

I'm going to go Donkey Kong King Kong crazy

Alex is an odd dude.

Bert Kreischer would like a word.

This season, on Knowledge Fight

Unfortunately I stopped laughing cause I just feel bad for you. You’re just too pathetic to laugh at.

Bought and paid for, fair and square. Now, go f*** off, Alex.

Hey needs to lay off the estrogen

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the alpha males.

Worst Shia Lebouf impression ever.

Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like /s

I’m the words of one of the great, he’s built like a deep breath

Jeezus, he’s really crazy. And stupid.

I’ll take “Randy Bo Bandy” any day of the week over this numbnuts…

I cannot WAIT for Dan and Jordan to talk about this.

Yeah that’s not helping

I hate all the misinformation about this. The Onion has a deal to \_lease\_ Infowars, there's no purchase. Everyone is becoming Infowars about this shit.

Seeing him shirtless reminds me of a bear bottom I topped years ago.

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How is a fat, demented psychopath able to just waltz onto their set? Security much

How is this not a new headline from either the onion or inf🧅wars lmao

Great first entry by the onion…I mean Alex jones

‘Keep Laughing’ We were planning on it, but thanks for having another meltdown and taking your shirt off on-air.

I looked this up and apparently shoot removal is his thing. Now he takes off his shirt all the time.  He’s desperate for attention!

You got it, buddy, I’ll “keep laughing.” No problem, random shirtless dude.