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FreeChickenDinner Mar 23, 2026 +479

>What we don't know: >Police have not explained how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. Don't put out that headline and leave us hanging. The lack of closure is unsettling.

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theknyte Mar 23, 2026 +114

Wonder if it's like the paraplegic guy who was arrested for kicking down a door? Lady says an ex-boyfriend came over and kicked in her door, then fled on foot. Officer arrests a guy confined to a wheelchair for the last 25 years for the crime... [https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/10/23/college-park-officer-off-force-after-falsely-arresting-wheelchair-bound-man/](https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/10/23/college-park-officer-off-force-after-falsely-arresting-wheelchair-bound-man/)

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jmakovsk Mar 24, 2026 +5

These amputee crimes are getting out of hand

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EvergreenThree Mar 27, 2026 +1

Except in this case, the quadraplegic guy posted a video of himself on youtube firing a gun using his residual arms. So he is entirely capable of shooting someone.

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PRgeek82 Mar 23, 2026 +54

Here's how: https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=NJUkBRi7JC_M0BZ0

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GrapeAyp Mar 23, 2026 +33

This video will 100% be evidence

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AtrusHomeboy Mar 23, 2026 +8

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" - quote from man shot

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WeAlmostAlwaysAlmost Mar 24, 2026 +5

“You don’t have the balls.” Last thing my aunt said to her husband before he shot her to death. It was Arkansas in the 70’s so he got like three years.

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michaelcuz Mar 24, 2026 +1

Super risky click

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kelemvr Mar 25, 2026 +1

Is this the guy?

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lostroadrunner22 Mar 23, 2026 +38

Or play cornhole!

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corrosivecanine Mar 23, 2026 +36

I mean I’m a lot more inclined to believe a quadruple amputee that can play cornhole professionally is capable of murdering someone with a gun than your average everyday quadruple amputee.

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DolphinRodeo Mar 24, 2026 +12

https://www.today.com/health/essay/dayton-webber-professional-cornhole-rcna95307 He wrote a piece a few years ago where he referenced both driving and hunting, so presumably he can both drive and shoot a gun with whatever his setup is

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backdoc983 Mar 23, 2026 +10

Or, like, you know, throw a cornhole bag?

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TripleSingleHOF Mar 23, 2026 +65

Sidenote: P********** featuring quadruple amputees is known as "nugget p***".

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dehydratedrain Mar 23, 2026 +98

I am going to take your word for that, because I sure as hell am not going to google it.

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denNISI Mar 23, 2026 +25

I'll do it. Yeah, it is true! Wow, really didn't need to see this...

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DoubleBlackBSA24 Mar 23, 2026 +21

I checked your comment history. Needless to say, I feel let down. I'm more curious how a seemingly vanilla comment history has led to this chaotic p*** fact.

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TripleSingleHOF Mar 23, 2026 +43

One of my first jobs in high school was working at a pizzeria whose owner was, for lack of a better term, a degenerate. He drank beer all the time and had stashes of random p*** magazines all over the kitchen. And I'm not talking Playboy/Penthouse, I'm talking the raunchy ones - Club International, 40+, 50+, Swank, High Society, Perfect 10, among others. One time when was on one of his drunken rants, he lamented that the p*** he really liked was hard to find, and is it really that hard to "find a little nugget p***"? When I stared at him with a blank face, he said "What you've never seen nugget p***? With no arms and legs, they look just like little chicken nuggets!" Needless to say, I learned a lot about the world in the couple years I spent working there.

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DoubleBlackBSA24 Mar 23, 2026 +6

That job would teach you a lot about the world, wow. Thanks for answering!

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ToddlerPuncher5000 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Things we learned over the summer: -how to light a cigarette on a stovetop -how to pickup whores without getting busted for being a john -sometimes if you tilt it right you can get free snacks from vending machines -the difference between bud light and budweiser

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Jonesbro Mar 23, 2026 +36

If this was on a test, I would have been stumped...

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denNISI Mar 23, 2026 +7

If this were in the water, I would be Bob.

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ThinkSoftware Mar 23, 2026 +13

The doctor is the child’s mother

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Septopuss7 Mar 23, 2026 +4

I can't operate on this child

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mrlolloran Mar 23, 2026 +2

I call it the aristocrats!

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ProofElevator5662 Mar 23, 2026 +5

Stumped eh?

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HoochieKoochieMan Mar 23, 2026 +4

I saw a sign advertising "stump grinding" with a phone number. I wasn't sure if this was lap dances \*for\* amputees or \*from\* amputees, and I'm too shy to call.

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Low-Exam-7547 Mar 23, 2026 +3

And Cornholin' isn't a game

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FreeChickenDinner Mar 23, 2026 +3

Sucky sucky...I nub you long time.

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Nuggets105 Mar 24, 2026 +1

Eyy whats good

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iDoWeird Mar 25, 2026 +1

My whole thing is the niche within niche of f***** and it bothers me that I didn’t know this. Granted, it’s not one of the niches I can serve, but still.

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CombatMuffin Mar 23, 2026 +6

You don't need to be the person doing the actual killing to be charged with murder. On a slightly less somber note: after seeing videogame players with disabilities absolutely smash Elden Ring with accessibility controllers... I'd give the benefit of the doubt until I hear the evidence.

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championsofnuthin Mar 23, 2026 +5

I’m all in

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Low-Exam-7547 Mar 23, 2026 +6

Did they use him as the bag?

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Borne2Run Mar 23, 2026 +3

Is he a f****** cyborg like Dr Octopus?

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cmgr33n3 Mar 23, 2026 +70

[Here he is murdering the competition.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xoDm0iYLAiw)

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kosmokramr Mar 23, 2026 +10

Raises even more questions about how he managed to fire a gun let alone drive

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GoodOmens Mar 23, 2026 +36

His youtube channel showcases exactly that: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q) They also make car adaptations to allow vehicle control as it seems he's got pretty good control of whats left of his appendenges

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azsnaz Mar 23, 2026 +4

I dont understand how he's pulling the trigger

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wyvernx02 Mar 23, 2026 +13

Looks like he's got a little nubbin that he uses.

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GrapeAyp Mar 24, 2026 +5

I was thinking maybe just the friction from pressing into the side of his arm bone(I’m no boneologist)

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Fluttermun Mar 24, 2026 +7

I'm glad I'm not the only one that refers to them as nubbins.

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SuperGameTheory Mar 23, 2026 +10

Apparently he was driving with two people in the back, too. Three total people trusted their lives to a quadriplegic behind the wheel...

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ArchMageGeorgie Mar 24, 2026 +7

His car would have to be modified to allow him to drive it and any person with a child car seat can tell you the car seat doesn’t come out unless there are no other alternatives. It is likely very inconvenient to disable this setup to allow a person with all their appendages in tact to drive.

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Mondofrog Mar 23, 2026 +5

I didn't think I needed to see that, but now I'm glad I did.

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rnilf Mar 23, 2026 +101

> A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in La Plata. Don't let your dreams stay dreams (unless it involves murder). I have many questions that this article does not answer.

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0zzm0s1s Mar 23, 2026 +14

A true crime documentary on Netflix with a clever name like “Look Ma, No Hands: The Amputee Corn Holer Murder” is in order.

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[deleted] Mar 23, 2026 +8

Oscar Pistorius all over again. But more confusing as to, and I’m sorry to finish this sentence this way, the execution.

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azsnaz Mar 23, 2026 +8

He had arms and hands though

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kolkitten Mar 23, 2026 +36

I gotta hear an explanation of how this guy shot that guy

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dwilkes827 Mar 23, 2026 +31

Another commenter in this post shared this, but believe it or not we can see exactly how this specific dude would fire a gun lol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q

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kolkitten Mar 23, 2026 +1

I suppose I don't know how much limbs he has. I'm thinking like at the shoulder with nothing but he could be at the elbow I guess

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dwilkes827 Mar 23, 2026 +28

No, I mean the guy in that youtube link I posted is actually the same guy the article is about lol

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kolkitten Mar 23, 2026 +5

Oh shit I didn't know then yea I suppose he could have done that shit

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PaidUSA Mar 23, 2026 +7

I’m sorry was the victim letting him roll around and get setup?

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Luniticus Mar 24, 2026 +3

I believe his last words were, “what are you going to do, shoot me?”

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sadrice Mar 24, 2026 +2

If you saw a quadruple amputee messing with a gun, would you actually think they were going to pick it up and shoot you? I might’ve more confused than afraid.

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ArchMageGeorgie Mar 24, 2026 +5

Plus in the video he spends most of his time loading the gun. You don’t load a gun in front of your intended victim when you are going to merc someone. You come preloaded ready to go. The issue with having no appendages when committing a crime like this is there is almost no doubt about it’s premeditation because you have to premeditate anything to be able to overcome the extreme limitation you have in life.

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Lying_virgin_ta Mar 24, 2026 +1

Counterpoint: if he had a ccw for self defense purposes, why would he carry an unloaded gun? Seems like one of the best cases for keeping a round in the chamber tbh.

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Organic_Award5534 Mar 23, 2026 +19

The fact that he’s an amputee cornhole player probably explains some of it

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kolkitten Mar 23, 2026 +27

See that just opens more questions

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jlees88 Mar 23, 2026 +2

I just watched a video of him throwing bags and there’s nothing special to it. He holds the bags with his two wrist/nubs and then to throw, he flings the bags and thrusts his body. Still no idea how he could fire a gun much less drive a vehicle.

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Trep_xp Mar 23, 2026 +5

You're correct; he would have to have very accurate aim

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Bobaximus Mar 23, 2026 +3

I mean, it wasn’t exactly an absurdly accurate grenade toss…

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Zrkkr Mar 23, 2026 +16

https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=6Ci_xlsQWQ-GUilN Video of him shooting a gun

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skippyspk Mar 23, 2026 +7

This video will single-handedly blow up his defense.

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Lying_virgin_ta Mar 24, 2026 +2

He has a wear/carry permit from Maryland. He already passed a live fire test so his capacity was never in question.

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skippyspk Mar 24, 2026 +1

Sure, names on forms and permits is one thing, but a video exhibit that shows him loading and firing is MUCH more convincing, at least to a layperson like me

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the_archaius Mar 23, 2026 +4

Ok, so I stand corrected! Maybe he can shoot a gun and drive a car.

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Current_Theme_9815 Mar 23, 2026 +29

At no point while reading this headline could I have ever guessed what the next word was going to be.

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WasteBinStuff Mar 23, 2026 +32

Never before heard sentence.

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globetheater Mar 23, 2026 +6

/r/BrandNewSentence

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Curmadgeon Mar 23, 2026 +18

If the glove don't fit, well about that....

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slamdanceswithwolves Mar 23, 2026 +3

This man is innocent into proven guilty, and he will not (and can not) stand for that kind of joke

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suture224 Mar 23, 2026 +9

I'm wondering how they arrested him. Did they cuff him? Stuff him in a sack?

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New_Prior2253 Mar 23, 2026 +17

Every few months I read a crazy headline, I'm glad this one hit my feed this quarter. Edit: I am in fact not glad someone is dead, that sounded bad.

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Agentkeenan78 Mar 23, 2026 +7

Everyone's concerned about how a quadraplegic is committing murder, but I'm interested in how he plays cornhole.

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InappropriateTA Mar 23, 2026 +11

Murder over cornhole? Must be MD. Yup.

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KimJongFunk Mar 23, 2026 +1

Right in Chuck County

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Wintersage7 Mar 23, 2026 +5

At no point reading the title could I have predicted what came next.

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acromaine Mar 23, 2026 +8

Guys in the ACL but doesn’t even have any knees

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calvinwho Mar 23, 2026 +9

Anyone remember when 'cornhole' meant you were in to butt stuff?

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strzeka Mar 24, 2026 +3

Beavis called himself Cornholio.

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RenderedMeat Mar 23, 2026 +4

Was this headline generated with Madlibs?

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runninhillbilly Mar 24, 2026 +4

This guy needs the literal doctor from Arrested Development as his defense attorney. "You see, my client could not have committed this murder, because he was and is unarmed."

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RPDRNick Mar 23, 2026 +3

Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole, bud.

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S_A_R_K Mar 23, 2026 +3

I cannot wait for this southpark episode

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whatintheactualfeth Mar 23, 2026 +3

"All behold the spectacle, the fleshy limbless rectangle."

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hawkwings Mar 23, 2026 +3

I can see where disposing of a dead body would be difficult. He asked 2 passengers for help, but they didn't want any part of murder, so they left.

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Investolas Mar 24, 2026 +3

It's always the ones you expect the least.

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fxkatt Mar 23, 2026 +10

>*Police have not explained how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to drive a car or fire a weapon.* If he could play cornhole, why not this. Ingenuity is ingenuity.

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MagicPistol Mar 23, 2026 +2

I saw the video of him playing cornhole. He puts his arm stumps together to hold the bag and toss it. I have no idea how he would fire a gun that way.

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masta030 Mar 23, 2026 +8

He has a video of himself on YouTube loading, aiming and firing a pistol, someone linked it in response to top comment

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_John_Dillinger Mar 23, 2026 +4

what’d he do, nub em to death?

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0vrwhelminglyaverage Mar 23, 2026 +2

He is the average cornholio

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djy887 Mar 23, 2026 +2

I've seen those late-night cornhole tournaments on ESPN when there's no football, basketball, or baseball to show. I guess I'd say 'that seems about right'.

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Leprechaunaissance Mar 23, 2026 +2

This is easily the most fucked-up sounding headline ever to appear anywhere.

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Designer-Contract852 Mar 23, 2026 +2

That is a wild headline

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Reien Mar 23, 2026 +2

This is a headline straight out of GTA.

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Douglasqqq Mar 24, 2026 +2

"Accused of murder" is the half of this headline that I understood.

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Strong-Log-7095 Mar 23, 2026 +6

"What we don't know: Police have not explained how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. " Yeah, if I'm on that jury I'm pretty sure I'd want that answered pretty quickly. Listen, I'm sure this person found a way, and there are adaptations for amputee's or people without leg control to drive a car. And probably fire a gun. I'm not a lawyer. Can't practice law legally anywhere. But I would drop everything I'm doing in life, go to law school, pass the bar, and practice law solely to be this person's defense lawyer and spend the entire trial wildly pointing to my client, who has no arms and no legs, and make funny quizzical faces everytime they accused them of this crime. Prosecutor: "Then the defendant fired the gun and drove away. We later found the victim in a field." Me: (wildly gesticulates at my client while making confused faces and shrugging my shoulder's dramatically.) "Case closed!"

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Dumetella Mar 23, 2026 +7

Unfortunately for his defense team, the suspect has a [video posted on his youtube page](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qb9HD9viKpw) that shows exactly how he may have committed this crime.

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HumansNeedNotApply1 Mar 25, 2026 +1

That doesn't answer how he was driving and was able to shoot the guy at the same time without crashing the car and apparently there were two other people in the car. What a weird story.

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Dumetella Mar 25, 2026 +1

Yeah I'm still stuck on the fact that, in a car with 3 other assumedly able-bodied people, the person driving was the guy with no limbs. This is one of those headlines that I'll randomly think about for weeks.

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Lying_virgin_ta Mar 24, 2026 +2

>Yeah, if I'm on that jury I'm pretty sure I'd want that answered pretty quickly. Does the explanation really need to be that robust when there is going to be a mountain of evidence against him? Its gonna be pretty clear that Wells got killed in the passenger seat of Webbers car by someone in the driver seat with a gun if thats how it happened. The driver seat was probably heavily modified so its not like he can say he was in the backseat at the time of the murder.

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Thunderosa Mar 23, 2026 +3

Wow, what a headline. Can't be improved.

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Lettuce_bee_free_end Mar 23, 2026 +3

This guy is an inspiration!

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_pinklemonade_ Mar 23, 2026 +2

Every amputee cornhole player I've met is a jerk

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jbm1957 Mar 23, 2026 +1

I'm picturing him holding the gun with his teeth, then pulling the trigger with his tongue. Lol! Secondly, I didn't know there was such a thing as professional cornhole.

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MarkRJ Mar 23, 2026 +1

Now that's a headline

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Popsiey7 Mar 23, 2026 +1

New sentence just dropped

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ksgt69 Mar 23, 2026 +1

This is the shortest headline that I didn't know where it was going next.

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LawrenceSB91 Mar 23, 2026 +1

So much to comprehend here

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Texasville44 Mar 23, 2026 +1

I don’t think the last paragraph is necessary.

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IowaJL Mar 23, 2026 +1

That’s a WILD headline.

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Lostsailor73 Mar 23, 2026 +1

This was not a headline I expected to see today.

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ShigodmuhDickard Mar 23, 2026 +1

Not a title I thought I’d ever see.

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Crazy_Sniffable Mar 23, 2026 +1

Is this an ARG for DTF St Louis?

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lookydis Mar 23, 2026 +1

Poor journalism if your article leaves more questions than answers.

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Samtoast Mar 24, 2026 +1

This nugget is popping up all over the place with her wild shenanigans

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AC_deucey Mar 24, 2026 +1

“Watch out for your cornhole, bud”

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Sheilasboy Mar 24, 2026 +1

Bet he has a itchy phantom trigger finger.

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mashley503 Mar 24, 2026 +1

I love it when people with perceived disabilities show that they are capable of anything when they set their minds to it.

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Splunge- Mar 25, 2026 +1

I’d give an arm and a leg to be that good.

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Even_Commission9526 Mar 25, 2026 +1

How did they cuff him?

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QueenSmarterThanThou Mar 25, 2026 +1

The word "cornhole" threw me off. I had never heard of that game. "Cornhole...io?"

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DoradoPulido2 Mar 23, 2026 +2

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he didn't do it.

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Queen-of-everything1 Mar 23, 2026 +3

https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=6OmkFNg_E5nj5SJr rip his defense

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Gullible_Sea_8319 Mar 23, 2026 +1

What the f*** is this headline?

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steve_ample Mar 23, 2026 -1

Maybe his lawyer can get the jury into a state of cornfusion. Sorry, it's the only cornhole joke I can come up with.

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Andovars_Ghost Mar 23, 2026

The prosecutor’s case doesn’t have a leg to stand on… and neither does the defendant.

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Queen-of-everything1 Mar 23, 2026 +3

[This](https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=6OmkFNg_E5nj5SJr) begs to differ, unfortunately. From his own YouTube channel.

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Intellectual_Dodo_7 Mar 23, 2026

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that we know for sure he wasn’t armed.

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McKnightmare24 Mar 23, 2026

It was the one armed man! Thank you ma'am, due to your accurate description we have found the culprit and apprehended them!

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Queen-of-everything1 Mar 23, 2026 +4

Quadruple amputee 😭

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