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For Sale Mar 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM

Anaconda 2025

Posted by Organic_Pangolin_691


The is literally the worst movie I have ever seen and I once saw a movie about a killer turkey killing on thanksgiving. I love that movie by the way. Steve Zahn should never be allowed to act again. Thandiwe Newton’s wig is unflattering. This movie makes me hate Paul Rudd. And I don’t care about jack black’s b+ life dilemma. Like don’t do 30 minutes of us hating his character’s life because he is moderately successful while he has a loving and caring wife and with a kid whol liked his dad’s childhood movie. It’s terribly written. Now I hate Paul Rudd and Steve zahn. And wigs. All wigs.

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neroselene Mar 28, 2026 +12
OP is wigging out.
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WhiskyWillFixIt Mar 28, 2026 +7
You clearly haven’t seen War of The Worlds yet
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Southern-Brother5693 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Or Chris Pratt's Mercy.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -4
I don’t do ice cubes.
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CptSanity Mar 28, 2026 +13
This guy really hates wigs.
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Bernies_Hair Mar 28, 2026 +3
When will you wear wigs?
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -1
No more bad wigs!
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ifeelpin Mar 28, 2026 +6
Okay
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weeman774 Mar 28, 2026 +3
Okay
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Okay
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grumblyoldman Mar 28, 2026 +4
I haven't seen the movie myself, but I can't fathom anyone hating Paul Rudd. I can only conclude the problem is you, and I hope you can find the help you need.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -3
Sadly this movie ruined him for me if you haven’t seen it you don’t like Paul Rudd either
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grumblyoldman Mar 28, 2026 +2
There's a difference between not liking and hating though.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -1
I hate him now.
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Slayerkid13 Mar 28, 2026 +5
I thought it was a fun time. Not everything needs to be the pinnacle of cinema and it's okay for some stuff to be a fun popcorn movie.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026
I watched thanks killing for that. I knew what that movie would be and rolled with it. Just like I did with rubber. But this movie is such a waste.
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BosskHogg Mar 28, 2026 +6
You should watch more movies. The film is not good but far from the worst
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -2
Nah this movie should have been good. Should have been meta and smart and funny but it’s so much of a letdown it has to be the worst.
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songsforthedeaf07 Mar 28, 2026 +5
The movie was hilarious
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wford112 Mar 28, 2026 +7
Anaconda rules Steve Zahn rules, take it all back
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 -3
Steve zahn is always Steve zahn in any movie he is in. He even ruined the oissing on Jack black scene. Like come on -act!
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Left_Apparently Mar 28, 2026 +5
Strong disagree. I watched with my wife and kids and it was a good time. Of course it is a dumb movie. Sometimes movies are supposed to just make you laugh, cringe, or say “god this is so dumb”.
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Kurtting Mar 28, 2026 +2
saw it with a friend and thought the same thing. it started off slow and dumb and then became funny and dumb. very very fun movie
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Antisocialsocialite9 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Yea this movie was ass. My friend put it on yesterday randomly and I laughed maybe a couple of times
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brewz_wayne Mar 28, 2026 +2
Legit terrible movie.
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Sonmi-551 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I thought the screenplay, plot, and giant CGI snake were awful, but the chemistry between the cast saved it. The headbutt dinner scene was fun. The pee scene was funny for being so audaciously dumb. Overall a mid movie.
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SanctimoniousSally Mar 28, 2026 +1
I think it was fun. You can't take any of it seriously and need to just keep your expectations low. Also, how can you hate Paul Rudd? Guy is America's sweetheart right alongside Matthew Lillard.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Have you seen this movie? Paul Rudd is terrible in it and so is his wig.
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SanctimoniousSally Mar 28, 2026 +1
Yes I've seen it which was why I said it was a fun movie. Did you go in blind? I just feel like there is no way you saw a trailer and what it was going to be like going in and thought it would be Oscar award winning performances all around.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Never said that scar worthy just entertaining. It was not. It was legit bad. Not in a campy way just legit bad
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Firm-Calendar-4490 Mar 28, 2026 +1
Watch Adaptation first. Anaconda is its spiritual successor.
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 +1
No sir no it is not. It’s a terrible movie badly acted, badly costumed, badly written and bad at entertaining
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ThrowawayOldCouch Mar 28, 2026 +1
Not at all. Adaptation is a fantastic film that is both funny and a great story. Anaconda was not.
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GtrGbln Mar 28, 2026 +1
So you didn't like it?
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Organic_Pangolin_691 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Well I hated it. So maybe?
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GtrGbln Mar 28, 2026 +2
Yeah me and my gf were going to go see it Xmas day but then the reviews started coming in. We went and saw Avatar instead which was also very lousy, even for an Avatar movie.
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