omg lol. right after the news about Trump's meltdown and threats towards the UK on the Falklands.
Hilariously stupid. Hopefully the UK's direct response to Argentina is short and succinct: No.
272
nsfwthrowaway5969Apr 24, 2026
+52
It will be.
52
TyrialFrostApr 24, 2026
+33
The USA interested in the Falklands after coincidently recent find of ~319 million barrels of oil?
33
MrPezzaApr 25, 2026
+18
And coincidentally not long after Trump gave them $20 Billion dollars to pay off their national debt, which I'm sure come with the caveat of him personally getting kickback on any kind of drilling rights.
18
Intergalatic_BakerApr 25, 2026
+2
Argentina Starting a war on behalf of Trump drilling rights when he’s about die of old age.
Even with F-16s, they’re still be in dire shape of mounting any attack, because once they start, they have to take it.
Even if they destroy the defences then, they’ll face an RAF logistics mission that will reinforce the islands, and that can be executed by air bridge within hours of an attack being reported.
Despite this war’s success because of the Royal Navy, this time around, the Navy would take weeks to arrive, the Royal Air Force would take 24 hours of travel. And they could fly troops and weapons out in the same flights…
Hell, if they really want to be efficient, they’d charter BA A350/B789-10s as a first leg flight to Ascension Island, there’s numerous planes and seats, that would take the strain off MRTTs flying into the combat zone (I wouldn’t recommend an A350/B787 flying to Falklands too, because if they have to turn around, there’s not a landing strip and at least an MRTT could A2A Refuel).
2
HourPlate994Apr 25, 2026
+11
Doubt they care. It would be expensive to extract and transport, also 319M barrels isn’t even that much. Saudi Arabia pumps something like 2-3M a day so it would be 100-200 days worth in comparison.
11
ZookeepergameNo7151Apr 25, 2026
+3
Bingo
3
OllyDeeApr 24, 2026
+949
Ask the Falklanders for a negotiation, they’re the ones that live there.
949
Alundra828Apr 24, 2026
+532
They already voted 99.8% favour to remain part of the UK a few years ago... as if there was any doubt...
532
Ratattack1204Apr 25, 2026
+72
Wonder what that .2% is like. Like a dozen dudes? lol
72
No-Risk-2584Apr 25, 2026
+296
It was 3 people
One voted that way so it didn’t look rigged (he thought 100% would look suspicious)
I believe another vote was a joke or a mistake, and the last one was a protest vote because he wanted the islands to be fully independent.
296
jcw99Apr 25, 2026
+95
I believe I've heard a few times the joke one was to piss off his wife.
95
HinDae085Apr 25, 2026
+23
Must be quite idyllic in the Falklands where pissing off the missus is joke voting no on a referendum lol
23
SKULL1138Apr 25, 2026
+6
I know someone who was stationed at the Falklands for a good while in the Forces. I think he’d call it anything but idyllic.
Now retired, I’m not sure how much he’d require to ever go back, even for a quick trip. Bearing in mind a quick trip is months on a boat in the middle of nowhere. Or a military aircraft.
6
Guilty_Bit_1440Apr 25, 2026
+9
That last guy is their Dale Gribble.
9
GlobalNuclearWarApr 25, 2026
+31
That’s Marvin. He doesn’t get along with anyone.
31
realborislegasovApr 25, 2026
+13
Classic Marvin
13
_larsrApr 25, 2026
+8
He’s a depressed robot with a mind the size of a planet. People don’t like being around him.
8
ElMatasiete7Apr 25, 2026
+4
I know that at one point in time there were one or two argentinians living there I think. Have no idea if it would be them though.
4
Tomas2891Apr 25, 2026
+3
They didn’t ask the sheep?
3
Sunless_TatooineApr 24, 2026
+72
Exactly! Everybody else can Falk off!
72
evilparagonApr 25, 2026
+16
Exactly what Denmark said during Trump’s first term when he proposed buying Greenland all the way back then. Don’t ask Denmark, ask Greenland.
16
Constant-Map7687Apr 25, 2026
+8
2013 sovereignty referendum . The Falkland Islanders voted to remain a British overseas territory. Can't imagine much has changed.
[read more here](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21750909)
8
Brilliant_Version344Apr 24, 2026
+13
Well this administration doesn’t care they insulted Greenlanders and expect Greenland to want to be part of the USA
13
RickyRetardo__Apr 25, 2026
+5
Who do you think owns the Falklands Islands?
5
Puzzle-NeckedApr 24, 2026
+6
Their response: Baaaaah
6
M-liftsApr 24, 2026
+1
The sheep?
1
Beerboy01Apr 24, 2026
+534
Milei government must be in turmoil if they're wheeling out this distraction.
534
MananninApr 25, 2026
+42
When was Argentina not in turmoil?
42
Eagle4317Apr 24, 2026
+255
Seriously, whenever Argentinian politicians bring up taking back the Falklands, it essentially always means they’re a desperate despot.
255
staybehind23Apr 24, 2026
+275
"Taking back" implies it's ever been Argentinian, which it hasn't.
275
MrBeer9999Apr 25, 2026
+2
A desperot, if you will
2
Feedback-NeatApr 25, 2026
+1
They just don't want to be kidnapped by trump
1
vaska00762Apr 24, 2026
+50
Not really. Trump/Hegseth say they'll no longer recognise UK claims to the islands in retaliation for the UK refusing to attack Iran.
50
NaxirianApr 24, 2026
+141
The US didn't do shit to help last time so what difference does it make lol
141
atlanticverveApr 25, 2026
+18
I think this is a serious problem for the UK.
The US didn’t help last time, but they didn’t hinder either.
Trump is not just neutral, he’s anti Europe. He will team up with Putin against Europe for example.
And meantime, he has loaded (practically gambled) 40 billion usd to bail out Argentina already.
The UK can still defeat Argentina, but not if the US interdicts our navy.
18
HairlessWookieeApr 25, 2026
+21
> The US didn’t help last time
They didn't participate directly, but they supplied munitions, fuel, and took over the in-flight refuelling operations in Europe normally handled by the RAF because all their tankers were diverted to Ascension Island. Reagan even signed off on a backup plan to borrow a US Marines assault ship capable of operating Harriers if one of the Royal Navy carriers was sunk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War#United_States
21
atlanticverveApr 25, 2026
+3
Thanks, I didn’t know that
3
Optimal-Divide8574Apr 25, 2026
+2
I think Reagan and Thatcher cooperating was a very different situation than Keir Starmer and Trump.
2
yubnubsterApr 25, 2026
+3
That would be quite the move though..
3
Beerboy01Apr 24, 2026
+28
Really the title itself says it's Argentina wheeling out this distraction, as they do when there's domestic turmoil.
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vaska00762Apr 24, 2026
+17
There's never not going to be an Argentinian government that keeps claiming the islands.
And there's never not going to be domestic issues in Argentina.
The fact is that the Millei government has taken the opportunity of Trump/Hegseth saying they'll cease recognising the territory as British. When you realise the whole mess with Chagos/Diego Garcia is also dependent on what Trump is feeling that day.
17
Optimal-Divide8574Apr 25, 2026
+2
It was the Diego Garcia base being handed over to the Mauritius I think.
2
primax1ukApr 25, 2026
+3
It'll be because he thinks Trump will back him up
3
DashyguurlApr 24, 2026
+4
This is Argentinian politics they bring it up all the time, pretty sure Milei brought it up at the height of his governments optimism as well
4
MacriTheCat75Apr 24, 2026
+9
Economy is shit, there are more poor people then before, crime won't stop and now people eating donkeys cause they can't afford real meat. This f***** goes all over the world yapping and then dancing like a monkey for Israel meanwhile our country burns
9
LittleSchwein1234Apr 24, 2026
+136
And I call for negotiations with my neighbour over his gazebo.
Sorry, things don't work like this.
136
bterrikApr 24, 2026
+7
You can’t negotiate with a [Gazebo](https://www.thedailydungeonmaster.com/08-24-2021/eric-and-the-dread-gazebo)
7
TyrialFrostApr 24, 2026
+8
Did your neighbour also recently discover ~319 million barrels of oil under the gazebo?
8
Random-MutantApr 25, 2026
+8
It wasn’t recently. That oil has been known about for a long time, and the UK went to war to defend it.
8
Ra_InApr 25, 2026
+3
The money is in the ~~banana stand~~ gazebo.
3
antisocialdecayApr 24, 2026
+6
I mean, do you REALLY want a gazebo?
6
LittleSchwein1234Apr 24, 2026
+23
Not really, but my cat once shat at the ground there, so it's obviously mine
23
macross1984Apr 24, 2026
+116
Falklanders already stated their preference.
116
frozen_popeApr 24, 2026
+77
There’s no negotiation. Let’s not do this again.
A lot of young men died for the right of the islanders to self determination.
77
ApricotNo2315Apr 25, 2026
+22
Ironically Argentina’s war guaranteed no British government could hand them over. I’m sure the UK would have liked to be rid of them previously; it’s not as if they were desperate to hold onto territory in that period.
22
Mr_LazApr 25, 2026
+11
We did want to get rid of them previously because of the cost. Margaret Thatcher actually agreed to joint sovereignty with Argentina multiple times and then to lease the islands from them, similar to Hong Kong, but the Falklanders and Argentina were strongly against it.
11
LordChichenLegApr 25, 2026
+3
I think Argentina was for it for a while as the US was pushing us and them to make a deal. But I'm pretty sure military dictator took over and went to war so to keep his power.
3
Mr_LazApr 25, 2026
+2
Sounds right, I believe the offer was made before the war like you said, during the war when the task force set sail, which Argentina refused again, and then finally after the HMS Sheffield sank the US attempted to mediate the joint-sovereignty of the island (or soemthing similar I can't remember), but at this time British lives had been lost and we refused it. That's where that famous phone call between Reagan and Thatcher comes from.
[https://history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1981-88v13/d315](https://history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1981-88v13/d315)
"Thatcher: (garbled) lies, because they refused to accept the deal before we had to re-enter to take the island. I have to retake them now. I didn’t lose some of my finest ships and some of my finest lives, to leave quietly under a cease fire without the Argentinians withdrawing."
2
WestleyMcApr 24, 2026
+61
If the US wants to destroy any remaining right wing support in the UK, suggesting Argentina should take the Falklands might be one of the best ways you could think of!
They might keep the ones who don’t watch the news or can’t read.. which might be a decent % tbf
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pattyboiIIIApr 25, 2026
+19
It's almost comically the perfect stance to take to destroy all remaining support.
Maybe second only to spitting on Thatchers grave, which this honestly would feel like.
19
zevonyumaxrayApr 25, 2026
+7
Thatcher is disliked by a fairly large percentage of the UK population even with the dozen years since she died.
7
pattyboiIIIApr 25, 2026
+9
I'm well aware. I'm one of them.
But the few members of the right who like the US love thatcher.
9
Dial-AppreciatorApr 25, 2026
+4
Farage will support Trump no matter what, he has no ideology
4
FlamingoWitty9324Apr 25, 2026
+2
i dont think they care
2
NecessaryCharge6071Apr 25, 2026
+18
There’s nothing to negotiate. The matter was settled quite decisively in 1982 by the men and women of HM Armed Forces and by the Falklanders in 2013 when they voted overwhelmingly to remain with the Brits. Buenos Aires can kick rocks.
18
PropJoesChairApr 25, 2026
+44
To any onions reading this who think the falklands should be argentinian: learn from the mistakes of the generations before you, and read a history book before you get embarrassed on the world stage again.
This is an imperialist and colonial attitude. the falklands were british before your country existed. you never had a population there. the population who live there voted absolutely overwhelmingly to stay british. nobody wants you there, you aren't welcome there, you have no claim to it whatsoever. stop falling for the jingoist propaganda. we WILL fight you over it.. AGAIN... and you WILL lose.. again.
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ApricotNo2315Apr 25, 2026
+23
This. I’d have more sympathy if Argentina wasn’t a colonial state existing on land stolen from indigenous people. Being criticised by people with surnames like ‘Sanchez’ without them realising the irony.
23
bananagrabber83Apr 25, 2026
+9
Especially so considering the genetic mankeup of Argentina compared to nearly every other Latin American country, where there are still significant populations of people with indigenous blood. Argentina is 99% white European because they just wiped out the indigenous residents.
9
ApricotNo2315Apr 25, 2026
+6
Yes and they’re notorious for being the most arrogant in South America because of it.
6
jack5624Apr 24, 2026
+154
As a Brit, I must say. We had a war over this once. I don’t see why we wouldn’t again.
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Maleficent_Owl_7001Apr 24, 2026
+111
Honestly Americans have as much understanding over the Falkland Islands as they do over Greenland.
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woodpaulusgnomeApr 24, 2026
+8
Polar bear and penguin habitats too.
8
ScottyBonemanApr 24, 2026
+14
Should start negotiations over Patagonia.
14
ElementaryRogueApr 24, 2026
+12
We've already got welsh infiltrators over there, so why not.
12
Heisenberg_235Apr 24, 2026
+7
Send Clarkson back
7
TyrusXApr 24, 2026
+2
Please do keep guard of those people.
2
doobiedaveApr 25, 2026
+2
The islands are now much better defended anyway. Argentina would need US assistance to attack again, so that's not happening. There's over a thousand military personnel stationed there, and four fighter jets that could more or less wipe out the Argentinain Air Force on their own, even without the air defenses the UK have installed.
2
Lucky-Elk-1234Apr 25, 2026
+2
Because they would probably have the Americans on their side this time. I have no doubt that Trump has encouraged this conversation, purely to stir up shit in the world as usual.
2
xinzahaApr 25, 2026
+9
For all his blustering, flailing and bellowing- there is no world in which the USA would side with Argentinia in an armed conflict against the United Kingdom. Trump may threaten it, but it would be the end of the western world as we know it - if he even tried to direct troops that way his ousting or heart attack would be swift.
9
KoriJenkinsApr 25, 2026
+14
Such a tired thing.
I'm anti-colonialism, but the Falkland islands are like fully British. It's not like other old colonies that are ethnically diverse and distinct from the mainland. This is a British settlement.
14
explorerazureApr 24, 2026
+36
Argentina refuse (contrary to the UK) to take it to the UN cos they know they'd lose, all you need to know
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Constant-Map7687Apr 25, 2026
+13
In 2013 the Falkland Islanders spoke. They overwhelmingly wished the islands to remain a British overseas territory. Can't imagine much has changed
[read more here ](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21750909)
Trump is like a little baby stomping his feet when he hears the word no . He threatening everyone when he doesn't get his own way.
13
RelbangApr 25, 2026
+3
The argentine argument does not care for the islanders, as they call them "implanted" or "occupiers"
3
RaiTheSlyApr 24, 2026
+45
Does Argentina have any historical claim to these islands, or is it a case of "it's close to our coast so it should be ours for some reason"?
45
lemons_of_doubtApr 24, 2026
+57
I read one argument that the islands belongs to them because they share a continental plate.
I could point out that by this logic Sweden owns Japan
57
theocratsApr 25, 2026
+18
An Argentine argued the treaty of tordesillas meant that the Falklands belong to them. As Spain ceded the territory to the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata.
That logic means the US is Spains!
18
ABitTooMehApr 24, 2026
+87
The islands were uninhabited when Britain settled them c. 1760, half a century before Argentina existed. And they're 300 miles/500 km from the Argentina coast. London and Paris are closer.
The significance of Argentina's claim is the 200 mile sole access to mineral resources zone, and a further claim to South Georgia another 800 miles/1300 km south east which then gives a claim to Antarctic territory.
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PresidentPopcornApr 25, 2026
+3
300 miles away. Hardly local.
3
RezzleGApr 24, 2026
+9
Kind of.
Spain governed the Island originally and Argentina claim that it 'lawfully' took over administration of the Falklands after they became independant. They did claim the Islands back in 1820 before the British swiftly took them in 1833. The British have held them ever since, and it is claimed by the British that their explorers and settlers landed on the Island some 100 years prior.
It also has some poor moral arguments saying that because the British populated the Island, they are therefore not 'indegenous' despite the Island being largerly uninhabited prior. The Georgaphy also has a part in it.
So yes they did 'formally' occupy the Falklands before the British, but this is largely seen as illegitimate.
9
JigsawsupportApr 24, 2026
+32
To be accurate.
Sequence goes.
"Penguins"
"Possibly native South American since extinct".
"British captain"
"Failed separate French and British colony"
"Failed Spanish Colony"
"Extremely failed Argentine colony they accidently started a minor war with the US"
"British Colony from then to now".
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MrBigWafflesApr 24, 2026
+6
Are there any particular valuable resources in or around the island?
Or is it just "we want land".
6
RezzleGApr 24, 2026
+11
Historically it's always been a matter of claims to the land, and I suspect to the Argentinians it still is; however they are moving into large-scale development drilling production for off-shore rigs as of 2025, which may be why Trump has suddenly peaked an interest, and I suppose it gives the Argentinians a bit more of a reason to start talks again
11
umataroApr 25, 2026
+2
Piqued. I don't think he had already had any interest that could've peaked.
2
PiloteandoNeoApr 25, 2026
+3
It is not just the land, it is the sea. There is oil and fish, and chinese fleets doing whatever they want because the UK and Argentina can’t agree on the limits nor fishing regulations.
3
Secret_Wishbone_2009Apr 25, 2026
+9
The falklands were a country before argentina existed
9
No-Anything-7291Apr 24, 2026
+39
Krusty: Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!
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Bluetiful88Apr 24, 2026
+13
The disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina
13
NibenleidApr 24, 2026
+45
People always try to make some news out of this sort of thing when the headline may as well still be "water is wet."
The Falkland issue is a weird universal issue in Argentina, the country may be bitterly divided in just about every other way but in this one, its lock step.
There's no politician in Argentina that will not at least pay lip service to the issue.
Nothing is going to happen, ever, Argentina has no functional military and for the absolute disaster that it is, its still a democracy, it cannot and will not do anything than keep doing what it has been doing for 40 years, pointlessly feed a nationalistic clamor with meaningless actions.
The whole Trump thing will serve to stoke nationalism in both the UK and Argentina but its otherwise meaningless.
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Maleficent_Owl_7001Apr 24, 2026
+23
It only comes up when the Argentine economy is shit or their government is in trouble.
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NibenleidApr 24, 2026
+21
Its always coming up, regardless.
Not that the Argentinean economy or its goverment are ever not in trouble.
Its just being posted and commented on because Trump became involved. I bet the Argentinean foreign ministry talks about on a monthly if not weekly basis.
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JigsawsupportApr 24, 2026
+2
They ought to use it as a economic indicator at this point.
"oh they are sabre rattling again best summon the IMF for yet another rescue package".
2
Exact_Green2061Apr 24, 2026
+13
This is the new type of "Ally" the US wants instead of the UK. Maybe Argentina should some ships to the Persian Gulf to help out Trump.
13
old-legs-623Apr 24, 2026
+7
That one *was* on my Bingo card.
7
No-Letterhead9608Apr 25, 2026
+8
UK should call for negotiations over Buenos Aires. Why the f*** not? We have as much claim to that as they do over the falklands.
And let’s be real, based on how the falklands war went down, we could take it if we wanted.
8
Frosty_Audience2349Apr 24, 2026
+5
Send Jeremy Clarkson over there as a negotiator.
5
ImpressiveGift9921Apr 25, 2026
+4
There already is a peaceful and definitive solution. The islanders decide their future, not the US, Argentina or anyone else.
4
AthrulApr 25, 2026
+4
What's up with the Trumps and Putins of the world and wanting land. Can't they just go back to their island?
4
NetflixVodkaApr 25, 2026
+7
The Falklanders can negotiate with the natives of Argentina - oh wait, they can’t, because they were all genocided by colonialists.
7
hazzap913Apr 25, 2026
+4
The people of the falklands want to remain a British territory, end of story
4
Senior-Surprise-3401Apr 25, 2026
+3
The people of the Falklands are British, so that's not exactly a surprise.
3
ConsequenceNo2571Apr 24, 2026
+11
They should try attacking and see how that works out for them
11
SHITBLAST3000Apr 24, 2026
+10
>"The Argentine Republic once again expresses its willingness to resume bilateral negotiations with the United Kingdom that will allow for finding a peaceful and definitive solution to the sovereignty dispute and bring an end to the special and particular colonial situation in which they are immersed," Foreign Minister Pablo Quirno said in a post on social media.
The response will be most likely a nuclear submarine going on a trip to the region.
10
fuzzbookApr 24, 2026
+35
There is a peaceful and definitive solution. It's that the island is British.
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fuzzbookApr 24, 2026
+8
Trade them for the 1986 world cup that you stole from us
8
Illustrious-Ebb-5460Apr 25, 2026
+2
Never forget.
2
manfr57Apr 24, 2026
+16
Encore un coup de Trump derrière Javier Milei pour faire pression sur keir Starmer pour le faire fléchir sur l'Iran
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Skarmory2Apr 24, 2026
+23
This should be the spur to truly separate ties with this US government. This sort of talk is threatening the sovereignty of our territories.
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RezzleGApr 24, 2026
+4
I'm seeing comments like this on a regular basis and I don't think people appreciate just how difficult 'seperating ties' with the US would be, there are so many huge US tech and finance companies which we rely on every day, our militaries including our nuclear deterrant are intertwined, the US is our largest export base outside of the EU, we have a ton of supply chains with the US, and a lot of our global leverage is based on our relationship with the US.
We are not ready to cut ties, at least not yet. It should be a slow, methodical and impact mitigating transaction over many years. Build our military, invest in our tech sectors, invest in renewables and work with our EU allies to promote bilateral growth amongst countries. Then we can look at seperating ties.
4
vaska00762Apr 24, 2026
+11
Cutting ties is one thing. Sending the King on a State Visit to the US is another.
If the United States has unilaterally decided UK sovereign territory will no longer be recognised as such, then why is the UK government still lining up to kiss Trump's feet?
This is the sort of incident where you'd expect Foreign Secretary David Lammy to summon the US Ambassador, and for the government to even consider canceling the State Visit by the King.
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NotEntirelyShureApr 25, 2026
+3
Britain and the Falkland islanders are more than happy to negotiate how you will f*** off and how far.
3
After-Dentist-2480Apr 25, 2026
+3
Of course it does. Trump told it to.
U.K. starting point should be the wishes of the islanders. U.K. ending point should be telling Argentina to f*** off.
3
Diligent-Rule4109Apr 25, 2026
+3
So if Argentina were to have it then what will they do with the people on the island that don't want it?
3
PresidentPopcornApr 25, 2026
+3
I bet they have. They can f*** off.
3
HirorkApr 25, 2026
+3
No. Argentina's claim is the most flimsy of any territorial claim. Before European powers showed up the islands were completely uninhabited. The islands are well outside the extent of their maritime border.
Their single claim is that Spain gave control of the Islands when they gained independence. But no effort was made to inhabit them.
The US are being stupid with their current games, if they support Argentine control but deny the Chagos deal.
3
the_chin2Apr 25, 2026
+4
The Falklands are quite firmly British territory. There's nothing to negotiate like there's nothing to negotiate between USA and Greenland.
4
oldmanbellyApr 24, 2026
+2
This is the time that we hold those god damn sheep accountable.
One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, shit, this is a lot of sheep. I’m getting sleepy.
2
Street_AnonApr 24, 2026
+2
Who would want to join a country that went from developed to developing country?
2
urmumr8s8outof8Apr 25, 2026
+2
Computer said no.
2
manniesaladoApr 25, 2026
+2
And Trump finds just a little more shit to disturb.
2
Rasples1998Apr 25, 2026
+2
Here we go. It's our turn to get greenland'ed
2
NOT_EVEN_THAT_GUYApr 25, 2026
+2
oi not the fuckin Falklands again
2
notabarcode128535743Apr 25, 2026
+2
And Maggie, over lunch one day, took a cruiser, with all hands, apparently, to make them give it back
2
SteveBusecmi01Apr 25, 2026
+2
Nothing to negotiate I’m afraid, Falklands are British 🤷♀️
2
LwyrUpAmrcaApr 25, 2026
+2
I love the Argentines but they really need to let this one go
2
Blank3kApr 25, 2026
+2
And what's the cause of this latest round of nonsense? Oh yeah, it's that orange prick yet again.
2
Ok-Middle8656Apr 25, 2026
+2
We already negotiated this. I seem to remember it ended with an Argentine battleship at the bottom of the sea.
2
Kampfzwerg1992Apr 25, 2026
+2
How about NO?
2
Known_Limit_6904Apr 25, 2026
+2
It's all fun and games till the argie conscripts are receiving a bayonet charge to the face.. again 🤭
2
Fresh_Sock8660Apr 25, 2026
+2
Something tells me their president's front is a complete facade. On the front he seems like a lunatic who'd probably make a dog his minister of defence (or whatever they have in Argentina). But he has yet to do anything truly crazy, like invading the Falkland islands.
2
CombatRedRoverApr 25, 2026
+2
Argentinians kicking themselves for not having something ready to go a few weeks ago.
2
Fit-Knowledge-3714Apr 25, 2026
+2
Time to close the US airbases UK.
2
Equivalent-Point475Apr 25, 2026
+2
the "most logical" progression is:
1) argentina takes back falklands with the US's help
2) renames it to Trump Islands
3) sells it to the US under a special administrative region framework in which the island's finances fall under a privately owned company by trump
/s
or is there an "/s"? can't tell anymore
2
hdixApr 25, 2026
+2
Good news both UK aircraft carriers are sailing at the moment. Should book a nice vacation right outside Falklands
2
Ok_6970Apr 25, 2026
+1
Time to rev up the Vulcans again…
1
Good_Ad_1386Apr 25, 2026
+1
Since it seems that Trump provoked this, do it his way. SAS kidnaps Argentine president....
1
hlmather86Apr 25, 2026
+3
Dear Argentina, No. Kind regards the United Kingdom.
3
Kaito__1412Apr 25, 2026
+3
It's kind of hilarious that all Argentina wants to do is use force and invade, but they can't because they are poor and stupid.
3
edotbApr 24, 2026
+4
argentina is a mess poverty stricken place
4
Tacti_Kel_NukeApr 24, 2026
+4
People are stupid is they think our country would try to take the Malvinas again though force. Our armed forces are made of paper, and we are a democracy now, not the best ofc, but is not a dictatorship like the one that declared war on the UK in the 80s just because the military "president" wanted to save face and avoid being trial by the population after leaving power.
The only nutjobs that want a war again are a small minority of fat right extremists online that would make Milei and Trump look like social democrats. Milei doesn't care about the isles ofc, he only cares now cuz now supporting the claim would be political suicide
4
Senior_Astronomer_26Apr 24, 2026
+9
Milei is not bothered with Falklands. He has said in an interview with Wall Street Journal that he has got no problems with British and he only plays lip service about Argentinian claim over Falklands as constitutionally required. That language is far softer than any Argentinian leaders. Also, he is Anglophile and loves British rock bands.
9
Tacti_Kel_NukeApr 25, 2026
+5
And he loves Margaret Thatcher too
5
Downtown_Ad6875Apr 25, 2026
+2
Falklands*
2
JobTight8252Apr 24, 2026
+2
Milei, don't even think about it. Take a giant step back and think long and hard about your next move. Uncle Sam isn't the friend you think he is.
2
Mr_burns_Apr 25, 2026
+2
Falklands war pt 2.. get the Vulcans out of storage!!
2
Intruder313Apr 25, 2026
+2
Pointless
Now go find a new way to distract from your economic woes
2
ash_ninetyoneApr 25, 2026
+2
Milei must be needing a distraction.
This always seems to come around every so often. Usually when the Argentine government has bad news to bury
2
Brutal_De1uxeApr 25, 2026
+2
There's nothing to negotiate, so no.
2
manchester449Apr 25, 2026
+2
Maybe they saw UK paying Maritius to take over the Chagos Islands and thought that’s a great deal if we can get it too. It was obvious that Chaogs would lead to questions about Falklands.
2
-ToniCipriani-Apr 24, 2026
+1
It’s a pure diplomatic thing that everybody knows will go nowhere, there’s no chance Argentina’s current armed forces can take over. Only scenario was if they had the power from 1982 and Britain in present day, but even so, a coalition would surely form and intervene.
1
yamanagashiApr 24, 2026
+1
This took a WILD turn didn’t it?
1
Potential-Fan-6148Apr 25, 2026
+1
Holy f***. I bet Trump promised Argentina support to take the falklands because he’s having a spat with the UK.
So stupid. I hate this.
1
elitistjerkApr 25, 2026
+1
Do we really have to relitigate f****** the entire 20th century?
1
_yetifeetApr 25, 2026
+1
Surprise, f****** surprise.
1
Old-Tomorrow-2798Apr 25, 2026
+1
2026 vibes so bad that Margaret Thatchers ghost has risen from its piss filled grave.
1
thatasianguy88Apr 25, 2026
+1
NATO have been busy
1
Brilliant_Bowler_994Apr 25, 2026
+1
Of Course you do sweetheart..
1
No_Wolf4283Apr 25, 2026
+1
Going to get messy this
1
rockford853okgApr 25, 2026
+1
Yo professor, what focking islands are we talking about?
1
WGSMAApr 25, 2026
+1
The negotiations should be “come and take them”
1
willNffcUkApr 25, 2026
+1
Just sent Argentina some donkeys to eat
1
SavingsSquare2649Apr 25, 2026
+1
Could the UK call on article 5 this time if Argentina tried to take the islands again?
1
Visible_Property8813Apr 25, 2026
+1
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aplayer_v1Apr 25, 2026
+1
The people voted to stay with the uk why can't they respect that
1
markycrummettApr 25, 2026
+1
Is it election time already?
1
Individual_End_9004Apr 25, 2026
+1
Economy on its arse, no money for anything, but yes, taking on a conduct where they’d essentially be using the same shit they used last time wound great idea.
Would be over before It started.
Absolutely zero threat.
1
blufinApr 25, 2026
+1
It’s not going to happen. There would be a riot if Starmer even entertained the notion.
1
Guardian2kApr 25, 2026
+1
We settled it once already, young men died for a conflict that started because of a failing far right government was desperate to cling onto power, the people of the falklands have made their position clear and so has the UK, cheeky bastards.
1
RcomianApr 25, 2026
+1
ok, we get at least two ships to the Falkland Islands immediately, and we openly negotiate with our NATO allies about potential article 5 invocations so that everyone is knows where we stand.
1
Then_Owl7462Apr 25, 2026
+1
Its just a grift, it needs putting into law that the only people who can change the status of overseas territories are the people living there.
1
Brido-20Apr 25, 2026
+1
Sure.
"No."
Negotiations over.
1
Regular_Print_7650Apr 25, 2026
+1
Argentina must have too many flagships floating around and needs some help getting rid of them
1
GlenFoySuperStrikerApr 25, 2026
+1
The Falklands are for some reason the one talking point that unites every Brit that isn’t on Russia/Maga take. Insanely stupid to do this again.
1
Background-Gas8109Apr 25, 2026
+1
I thought that he was gonna take them?
Did he piss his pants already?
1
ScientistNational363Apr 25, 2026
+1
There’s nothing to negotiate.
1
opisskaApr 25, 2026
+1
I would be surprised if Argentina wanted to negotiate over Falkland islands.
Islas Malvinas on the other hand ...
1
Particular_Cicada395Apr 25, 2026
+1
Hey Argentina, F*** the hell off. The Orange trumpet won't do shit for you.
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