Hey, no need to bring my Hardee’s Apollo 13 Saturn V into this.
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delicioustreeblood4 days ago
+18
Are you 100% sure they weren't replaced with their clones from the alien base on the dark side?
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RudeNewYorker4 days ago
+6
No one can be 100% sure!
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APeacefulWarrior4 days ago
+1
That would honestly be a great setup for a movie.
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Sandelsbanken4 days ago
+2
Literally the twist in Oblivion.
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cantgetthistowork4 days ago
+1
The robots* living on the dark side of the moon
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Berkuts_Lance_Plus3 days ago
+1
There is no way to know.
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platinumarks4 days ago
+17
Back again?
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MAHHockey4 days ago
+18
Tell a friend.
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Tylendal4 days ago
+10
Damn, missed our chance. How funny would it have been if we'd hidden the Earth while they weren't looking?
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This_Way_Comes4 days ago
+2
Would be a wonderful prank
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ConsistentAsparagus4 days ago
+3
“Moon’s haunted.”
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MultiGeometry4 days ago
+1
Spoiler alert!
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HalfSoul304 days ago
+1
From outer space!
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PeterNippelstein4 days ago
And better than ever.
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This_Way_Comes4 days ago
Yap
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cjp_19894 days ago
+121
What if I couldn't refresh my Listnook feed for 40 minutes if I was on the dark side of the moon?
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ianjm4 days ago
+88
That's why we've not been selected as astronauts
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Protean_Protein4 days ago
+13
I love the idea that of all the reasons I’m not an astronaut, the reason the space agency didn’t select me was that I was distracted by some bullshit on Listnook during the interview.
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NotUniqueWorkAccount4 days ago
+4
Hmmm... Can astronauts browse the internet and/or what do they do in their free time?
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platinumarks4 days ago
+19
They have a lot of "chores" to maintain the ship, data they're collecting during all parts of the flight, exercising on a flywheel, eating their meals, and getting some sleep. They probably don't have a lot of downtime.
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arnham4 days ago
+9
12-14 hr workdays. 5 days on 2 days off on ISS for astronauts.
I imagine due to the limited duration, Artemis astronauts won’t be having any days off on this particular mission.
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got-trunks4 days ago
+3
I keep telling myself I never want to go to space even with like proven spacecraft if they were affordable for a trip.
But I know I'd buy a ticket if I could just go for a joy ride around the moon. I would be crapping myself the whole way but worth. I don't even like tall buildings or taking off in airplanes though, just tranquilize me for launch.
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IamATacoSupreme4 days ago
+7
I feel like as soon as i looked around at the nothingness I'd freak out. And I can't think of a worse place to have a freak out than a space ship/capsule...which would just make the freak out worse. I'd be the death of us all.
Even thinking about the trailer of the movie Gravity starts my head spinning. And now im pre- freak out, freaking out.
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got-trunks4 days ago
+2
I do everything in my power to not find myself doing something stupid, but once I do find myself there, there's a kind of serenity as my mind locks down that parts of itself that would cause me to die immediately lol.
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IamATacoSupreme4 days ago
+2
My brain didn't develop that attribute. I find myself doing something stupid and just add more tricks to the deep dive.
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JerbTrooneet3 days ago
+1
Better hope that they perfect space toilets by then. Considering that the one on Artemis at the moment is still a bit finnicky.
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liberal_texan4 days ago
+4
At the cost it takes to get them up there, I’d imagine they don’t waste any of their precious time.
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NotUniqueWorkAccount4 days ago
+3
Fair points all around. Thanks fellas
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ianjm4 days ago
+7
Ping time from the Moon is 2600ms so no chance of spawn camping in CS:Go
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glhughes4 days ago
+3
Can I interest you in a quantum-entangled modem?
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[deleted]4 days ago
+1
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ianjm4 days ago
+3
With math skills like that maybe your chances of being an astronaut are higher than I thought
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delicioustreeblood4 days ago
+2
I wonder if they all took advantage of the um 30m of privacy
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TastyFappuccino4 days ago
+1
It was the only reason…so close
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Joes___Garage4 days ago
+1
Astronot
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LovingHugs4 days ago
+2
Its worse than that. For 40 minutes you're the most alone and isolated people... ever.
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smurf-vett4 days ago
+10
Worse, you have to listen to mooninite radio for 40mins
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Jesus_Is_My_Gardener4 days ago
+6
"I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can."
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kennedye21124 days ago
+2
Not if you remembered the Foreigner belt.
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dinosaur18314 days ago
+1
I'd argue that maybe an astronaut like Michael Collins or one of the other solo orbiters of the moon would take the title of most isolated ever. The crew of Artemis at least have each other, but Michael Collins was all alone on the far side of the moon while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were on the surface.
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WittyAndOriginal4 days ago
+1
They were on the far side of the moon, which happens to be 77% dark right now.
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Burgergold4 days ago
You would die, instantly
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IonTichy4 days ago
depends on where the dark side of the moon currently is
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HisCromulency4 days ago
Scarier than the scariest horror movie.
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PeterNippelstein4 days ago
Is this what that Pink Floyd album was about?
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Spidero0w0o4 days ago
+14
Imagine they came back wrong
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Cloud_Disconnected4 days ago
+20
Imagine they didn't come back around the other side. No accident, no debris, just didn't come back around.
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Override96363 days ago
+2
That sounds like a really interesting short film idea, like a documentary style film following a NASA mission director (like District 9). It starts like a day-in-the-life following her around and all the people she works with, and her communications with the crew heading to the moon. She reaches out on CapCom to reestablish communications to the crew when they should be back around the moon and it's just silence. Then the movie turns into an Apollo 13/The Martian style of rapid problem solving to figure out what the hell happened.
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L1QU1DF1R33 days ago
+1
Its the perfect plot for the beginning of a scifi horror
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Kaffe-Mumriken4 days ago
+88
The baitiest headline
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aaronhayes264 days ago
+46
“Man loses contact with world for 8 hours each night”
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GingeredPickle4 days ago
+8
It seems pretty vanilla, what's the bait?
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theCommTech4 days ago
+13
Without more context it's written to be sensationalist. Losing contact with astronauts sounds like a problem if you don't understand the specifics of the situation. A better way to say it is "planned radio blackout occurs for 40 minutes as Artemis crew moves behind the Moon" or something like it.
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APeacefulWarrior4 days ago
+2
>if you don't understand the specifics of the situation.
The headline says they're behind the moon. All someone needs to know is that radio requires line of sight and it makes sense. Sure there are probably a few numpties who honestly think radio is magic ripples in the ether or something, but I'm fairly sure most people understand that radio transmissions won't get through if there's a Moon in the way.
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theCommTech3 days ago
+2
> All someone needs to know is that radio requires line of sight and it makes sense.
Most people don't know this which is why it sounds like something bad happened. Look man, I'm just answering the guy's question. There's no reason to even reply to me in the first place.
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GingeredPickle3 days ago
+1
I can see that. I was watching the background on the news yesterday morning, so suppose that context helped.
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TheOG-OutletStickers4 days ago
+29
Sounds relaxing
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platinumarks4 days ago
+34
Not likely. The entire time they were taking pictures, recording voice files on what they observe, and collecting data on the spacecraft's functions.
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Ryangel04 days ago
+36
Ya, I was blown away to learn they're only making one rotation around the moon this trip. That's an important 40 minutes.
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platinumarks4 days ago
+21
Really, that's all they can realistically do without bigger engines. They use the pull of the Moon to basically slingshot themselves back to Earth.
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8andahalfby114 days ago
+6
The engines aren't the issue. They are de-risking the flight by having the moon handle the return conditions rather than Orion's main engine. If they aim for a low lunar insertion and the engine explodes, the moon would slingshot them into a much higher orbit instead, and even with a functioning engine they don't have the fuel to get home from that.
So they aim for a higher lunar orbit that permits a "free return trajectory" which sends them back to low Earth orbit without them having to do anything. Same method as Apollo 13.
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ForsakenRacism4 days ago
-14
Nah they did all this extra stuff around earth first. Obviously the next Artemis will enter moon orbit
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IhamAmerican4 days ago
+3
I'm not sure you understand fully understand orbits. I won't pretend to be an expert in orbital mechanics but some basic hobbyist research has taught me that orbit is a very vague term, throwing a baseball puts it into an orbit, what you're thinking of is a stationary orbit. Also all the extra stuff you referred to around earth was them in a slingshot orbiting maneuver to gain the momentum to reach the moon, that has no bearing on how long they can stay.
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Dreazy9914 days ago
+2
bro kerbal space programs
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Dreazy9914 days ago
bro does NOT kerbal space program
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TheOG-OutletStickers4 days ago
+1
Wow yeah seriously!
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ThaiJohnnyDepp4 days ago
+5
Deploying mystery goo and reading the thermometer slapped to the outside of the capsule
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SYLOH4 days ago
+1
I read somewhere they get to name any new moon craters they find.
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sorestgore4 days ago
To them complete long those aspects of the missing may be genuinely calming. Accomplishing a monumental achievement
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macross19844 days ago
+25
The astronaut join the rare breed who saw behind the moon. Now, that is a bragging right.
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Toginator4 days ago
+13
Worth it to become an astronaut just to miss out on 40 minutes of hearing Trump's insanity.
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reggiecide4 days ago
+4
In the span of about two or three hours, these people went further from Earth than any humans ever, saw parts of the moon that no creature ever has laid their own eyes on, spent 40 minutes totally cut off from humanity, and saw a type of eclipse that no creature has ever seen (including several meteor impacts). Any one of these things would be a life-changing experience.
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AbsoluteSmithy4 days ago
+3
They are seeing all the alien bases…lucky.
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i_did_nothing_4 days ago
+5
lol, he hopes we use the time to come together…. Nope, didn’t work.
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Gadshill4 days ago
+4
I’m sure they were disappointed to find the earth just as dysfunctional as it was before they lost contact. Probably the best 40 minutes they had over the last decade.
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yzeerf13134 days ago
+2
Only way to avoid trump apparently
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Cleanbriefs4 days ago
+3
That means they are mutated now and can’t be let back on earth.
Trust me I have seen how this ends for all of us…
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CensoredbytheGOP4 days ago
+2
Gotta hide the transformer's crashed intergalactic ship.
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hippodribble4 days ago
+1
Ooh, let's catch up on the news. On second thoughts,...
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gra8na84 days ago
+1
That must’ve been so peaceful
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TheDungen4 days ago
+1
It's called LOS and always happens when you pass the moon.
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parkie_gras4 days ago
+1
Imagine they out on their monkey costume to mess with us
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wkarraker3 days ago
+1
Just throwing this out there, what if NASA deployed a communication satellite that orbited pole to pole around the moon, perpendicular to Earth? Could a spacecraft in the shadow of the moon still make contact? Timing the antennas to maintain alignment would be a problem but a computer could easily anticipate alignment ahead of the trip.
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Guaymaster3 days ago
+1
It's a solution, but it's hard to maintain unlike the systems on Earth. Until now it was simply not worth it, as it had been decades since we sent people there.
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Pitiful_Ad_9003 days ago
+1
Wha a dream
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ken_the_boxer2 days ago
+1
Let's see if they find a black monolith.
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SLR107FR-314 days ago
+1
I'm scared. Have them come back and tuck me in
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furytempest4 days ago
+1
100% it was a secret alien rendezvous
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ProbablyFullOfShit4 days ago
+1
How do we still not have relay satellites orbiting the moon to avoid this?
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ThannBanis4 days ago
+5
Elon hasn’t added Luna to Starlink
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Override96363 days ago
+1
The budget really doesn't justify sending expensive relay satellites for the 40 minute black out for the handful or lunar missions. If we were sending astronauts up every couple of months, then it might make more sense.
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SideburnSundays4 days ago
+1
Anyone who's watched Apollo 13 knows about this...
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Bakedeggss4 days ago
They went for moon sirens call
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dimwalker4 days ago
All that technology and we can't talk around a little rock.
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ChickenNPisza4 days ago
+2
But we have the science and know how to understand that this would happen and plan for it, down to the minute.
It’s would be like finding the new world and wondering why there isn’t a Wawa lol
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dimwalker4 days ago
+1
I don't care about this wawa thingie, but if my walkie talkie doesn't work in that new world, I'm refunding it!
The world that is.
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ChickenNPisza4 days ago
+1
Much better than my half awake 4am analogy lol
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novi_prospekt3 days ago
Ahh, 21. Century radio. My geezer dad was a kid when they managed to land on the Moon. Now they are just spinning around it and loosing contact. 21st century is so inferior to the 20th, it's a joke. Now we have Putin, Trump and Xi instead of Stalin, Hitler and Mao. I'd say it's a slight improvement. But Everything else - arts, literature, technology, science, music, cinematography, sports, etc. is just blah. All we have is Internet, nostalgia acts, political correctness and Chat GPT which I wouldn't trust in herding sheep properly. Sexual revolution got stuck, but p*** got a bit better, except everybody is shaven to look like an Epstein island candidate.
Enjoy the future
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Aggressive_Piece9194 days ago
-13
Yahoo lmfao
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WardenEdgewise4 days ago
-17
How many people have thought that these four just joined a very elite “club”? Come on. Be honest. It briefly went through your mind. Four good looking, healthy people with 40 minutes to kill.
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KoalaDeluxe4 days ago
+4
How many miles high were they exactly?
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iusedtogotodigg4 days ago
+2
Approximately 250,000 miles. 250k-mile-high club.
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WardenEdgewise4 days ago
-2
If it was an 80’s comedy b-movie, that totally would have happened.
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Rich-Poetry51214 days ago
-3
Great
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Correct_Emu70154 days ago
-11
Thank Jesus they're back!!!!
/s
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Sarcastic_Sanchez4 days ago
+2
Checkmate Atheists!
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momalloyd4 days ago
+3
You should really be thanking Moon Jesus on this one.
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Osmarinhosurfer4 days ago
-3
Foram sequestrados pelo Megatron.
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rgraham8884 days ago
-4
F****** Verizon.
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Portmanteau_that4 days ago
-14
Anyone else pretty underwhelmed by the flyby? I knew they wouldn't be very close, but I honestly didn't even visually realize it was happening.
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old_righty4 days ago
-6
It was 40 minutes for us, but 40 weeks for them...
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JimmyKillem4 days ago
-8
Largest budget for Blumhouse's next found footage horror film. Im stoked
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ANTILAMER134 days ago
-26
U.S. could have send a drone satellite.
Waste of resources.
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Zwolfer4 days ago
+5
Nah
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ANTILAMER134 days ago
-14
Actually, yes.
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Zwolfer4 days ago
+5
Science, inspiration, and true advancement of the human race are things worth doing.
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ANTILAMER134 days ago
-13
And curiosity knows no bounds, right? Tell a bunch of privileged kids from the 90s they can be anything they want and hand out participation trophies.
The naive musings of a bygone era missed out on the fact that the Tragedy of the Commons was a warning which we didn’t head.
It’s disgusting to see the pipe dream of hope being argued as justifying a veil of ignorance to the suffering of humanity.
There are more important issues here on earth than exploring the predictable profitability of those who are seeking to benefit from their investment in this vanity flight.
This all meant something when the ideas/solutions space flight and research made became public info, now it’s just corporate R&D.
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Zwolfer4 days ago
+4
NASA has a meager budget and it’s set to be cut even further in 2027. It is one of the few US government agencies doing good work that benefits all of us by uncovering the origins and nature of our planet, developing cutting edge technology that is then adopted for wide use, and of course unraveling the mysteries of the universe and understanding our place in it. Arguing against NASA on economic grounds is a moot point. The trillions that go into the defense (now war?) budget are what should be diverted to more important causes which include issues that need to be directly addressed on Earth, as well as agencies like NASA.
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ANTILAMER134 days ago
+1
I’m not arguing against nasa and to compare nasa’s budget to the defense budget draws a distorting correlation into the discussion.
The defense budget is a whole different topic.
This vanity flight is a waste of resources.
I’d rather see the Goddard Space Flight Center renovated and kept open than this flight.
What purpose does it serve other than corporate R and D that won’t actually benefit humanity ?
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Jetztinberlin3 days ago
+1
Actually, no. If you bother to take 90 seconds to read the list of actions and duties they're scheduled to accomplish during this trip, you'll realize almost none of them could be accomplished by a drone satellite.
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ANTILAMER133 days ago
+1
Actually, the Artemis II mission could technically have been completed without a crew, similar to the uncrewed Artemis I mission. The primary goal of Artemis II is a crewed test flight is to validate life support, navigation, and display systems in deep space to prepare for future moon landings. Good thing they know how to use the toilet in space now.
The bigger question is do we need to go the moon? If we do go to the moon who will enjoy the rights of what we actually do once we are there?
So far, all of this appears to be corporate R&D and this won’t provide actionable information for most Americans to benefit from.
We should have keep the Goddard Space Flight Center open. It actually supports NASA mission.
This idea that we need to focus on deep space survival rather than how to live on this planet it part of the NASA rebranding under climate denialist and energy sector deep pockets. We should be pumping money into the Earth Science Division and focusing more on climate adaptation and how to survive on earth.
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iusedtogotodigg4 days ago
+4
Nah bro
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ANTILAMER134 days ago
-6
Yes, brah
-6
DramaticWesley2 days ago
+1
Anyone know if the flat-Earthers are trying to debunk this mission live? I hear they are live broadcasting 4K images back to Earth.
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