I was 4, i found a scissors, one thing led to another and there was a tiny version of me surrounded by decapitated plushies
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_CrimsonMystique_Apr 1, 2026
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Shaving my upper lip like my dad does.... I'm a female.
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-PMYourTastefulNudesApr 1, 2026
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That's just part of the mystique
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Norsko-TheScorpion_Apr 1, 2026
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Sex QTEs on god of war
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Silent_Rose98Apr 1, 2026
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……DEPENDS, can i talk about it on here? :))
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-PMYourTastefulNudesApr 1, 2026
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Yes?
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cantbearsedtApr 1, 2026
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you’ve made us curious now, might as well😭
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cantbearsedtApr 1, 2026
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genuinely think my dms better cause don’t really trust man like -pm over here, bros username kinda too Sus
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No-Character5158Apr 1, 2026
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my mom walked in on me fully dressed in a cape, pretending to be a superhero while fighting an imaginary villain in the living room. legit thought i was gonna get grounded for it, but she just laughed.
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emmakristinaperssonApr 1, 2026
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Practicing conversations I thought I’d have as an adult 😅
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AspireGooseApr 1, 2026
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From their perspective, when I was in middle school was caught reading an astronomy textbook I bought at the book store. Astronomy, as in stars, galaxies, and black holes.
This was weird to them because they were controlling and constantly pushed math and “doctor” as this thing to be interested in and pursue. So me being into astronomy was very unexpected, and they interrogated me several times around how I saved that much money under their nose, who exactly polluted my mind with unapproved topics, and which bookstore I went to.
My parents joked, but not really, with friends and relatives about how weird that was and how they’d be more understanding if I was just watching p***.
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peaveyftwApr 1, 2026
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Oddly enough it was the math program at my university that ran the Astronomy club. Weird reaction on their part!
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AspireGooseApr 1, 2026
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My parents thought that anything that wasn’t contributing to my grades at school or was not in the realm of biology was a distraction.
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NoseDesperate6952Apr 1, 2026
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Huffing starting fluid
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SarcasmEnabled247Apr 1, 2026
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Clearly it had an effect.
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NoseDesperate6952Apr 1, 2026
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No, thank goodness. There was a boy who did that at age 12. He died. I knew his mother. It was very sad.
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AnIcyReceptionApr 1, 2026
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Trying to summon a demon
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MoonZhangxApr 1, 2026
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i was sitting on my bed, trying on all my mom’s makeup at once. foundation, lipstick, blush—everywhere. she walked in and just froze, probably questioning all her life choices
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EugeneVictorDabsApr 1, 2026
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My dad caught me standing on the bed with headphones on lipsyncing to "Big Balls" by AC/DC. I think was 11 y/o lol
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No_Mission_8571Apr 1, 2026
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I was young but i recall trying to boil milk in the kettle. I didn't get into trouble but my parents no longer slept in on weekends.
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SovComradeApr 1, 2026
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- When me and my sister were like 7 and 5 respectively my mom walked in on us fooling around naked 🫣 naturally I got all the punishment...
- when we were 17 my grandma walked in on me and my then-not-yet-wife having sex. My then-not-yet-wife didn't notice but I did, but I was way too horny to care 😅 My grandma watched us for like ~5 sec, then silently walked out & closed the door. She thought I didn't notice either because when our second daughter was born she was like "wanna know a fun fact? I saw you guys conceiving her 😎"
- in reverse, as a parent: you know that meme scene where Arnold is gearing up & painting camo on his arms & face? I walked in on one of my daughters doing that, with my old Nerf gun and her mom's lipstick. She was one hell of a pretty commando i tell ya 😅
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Soaky24Apr 1, 2026
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Waiting for parents to leave so we could smoke pot in the house. They returned early from their shopping trip and walked into a house full of pot smoke… The old man said I’ll be damned if I smoked something it smelt that bad… Lol.
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