At CPAC, the "America First" Crowd Ponders Giving War a Chance

Vote-rigging with pinto beans. The first three paragraphs are gold. Remember, these are the same people who purport to be concerned about "election integrity." :-) >For the first two days at this week’s Conservative Political Action Conference in Dallas, two Mason jars of pinto beans had been casually set on a table to measure support for the war in Iran, and for much of the event, the bean count was close, with a few more “yes” pintos than “no” pintos. >Then at some point late Thursday, or perhaps in the wee hours of Friday morning, a huge infusion of beans materialized to tip the scales toward giving war a chance. >Rigged or not, the unofficial poll, featured in a booth set up by a group called Republicans for National Renewal, captured the week’s events as the organizers of CPAC — which in recent years has served as a platform for America First anti-interventionists — have tried to keep the faithful on the White House bandwagon.

They may be "america first" isolationists but they're always interested in other nation's resources.

Let them go serve.

These “people” don’t have an opinion on anything until it’s given to them

They'll find a way to rationalize it.

Where’s the “we’re all terrorists” banner?

America first to war I suppose 

I am pretty sure that is not how the jingle/song went. I admit it has been quite a few years since i heard it last though, heck i cant even remember what the conflict/situation around it was tbh... something in Africa maybe?