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News & Current Events Apr 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM

Australia appoints woman to lead its army for the first time

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RadiumJuly Apr 13, 2026 +342
As an Australian I just want to say, good for her, and I hope I never ever have to hear from her again. Every time somebody from the military comes up it's for all the wrong reasons. May she have a long and boring career!
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Nz_Kasadiya Apr 13, 2026 +56
\+1 The good eggs are the ones just get it done, she looks solid. Unlike some of the other officers promoted, like that dickhead that had multiple complaints against him, still getting pushed higher up the chain.
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Adventurous-Total636 Apr 13, 2026 +9
She is a good un'
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Equivalent-Repair488 Apr 13, 2026 +6
Idk about Australia, but over here in my country, we will hear about them usually thrice. When they assume a high command position, then their step down from said position years later, then a little bit later news about their new position in our politically dominant party. Not many scandals though thankfully.
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jango_mando_mango Apr 13, 2026 +1
Sounds like Singapore.
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Equivalent-Repair488 Apr 13, 2026 +1
It is lmao
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plutoforprez Apr 13, 2026 +1
As an Australian, I’d be worried about the glass cliff if I were here (See: Susssssan)
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Wakkaboyy Apr 13, 2026 +103
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay. Which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
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TowelCarryingTourist Apr 13, 2026 +43
Wait until you hear what the emu can do. 
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herlanrulz Apr 13, 2026 +7
American here: (sorry) Aren't they the birds that participate in non-consensual love?
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TowelCarryingTourist Apr 13, 2026 +10
Search for "great emu war". Thr kangaroos have never won a war.
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herlanrulz Apr 13, 2026 +3
That sounds like some current conflicts. Conventional armies spending their nations into oblivion to combat drones that cost a couple hundred bucks.
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EtherealPheonix Apr 13, 2026 +1
Maybe not on their own, but the Canadian's brought hundreds of them to battle the Germans back in the day.
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Idrawstuffandthings Apr 13, 2026 +6
I thought ducks were the biggest offenders there?
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herlanrulz Apr 13, 2026 +4
I've spent a lifetime online, and used to have a bunch of Aussie guildmates. It's not always easy to separate fact from "aw I was just yankin' your chain mate".
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TowelCarryingTourist Apr 13, 2026 +1
Yep. Just when you think we are taking the piss by pulling your leg, we turn around and take the piss be being straight as.
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redmusic1 Apr 13, 2026 +1
You need to read up on The Emu Wars ( spoiler - the Australian Army lost ).
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AlcoholicWombat Apr 13, 2026 +1
It was consensual with the ginger and boots
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ExistentialMeowMeow Apr 13, 2026 +2
you afraid of the roos and emus? it's the drop bears that'll get ya
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za72 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Emus aren't real, that's just a coverup
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Sans-valeur Apr 13, 2026 +6
Does that mean that next door with 5.3 million, we’re safe because we’d need to fight less than 14 per person? That’s reassuring. Plus the wallabies and laser kiwis would have our backs.
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poukai Apr 13, 2026
Excellent, our masterplan luring Kiwiland into a false sense of security has worked. Emutopia for ever! Release the Tasmanian devils! \*evil laughter intensifies\*
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danimal6000 Apr 13, 2026 +3
Do you think that’s going to be a thing or can I rest easy in my opera house?
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Trep_xp Apr 13, 2026 +2
If you're in an Opera House you're more at risk from attack by [seals](https://incidentallysydney.com/blog/bennytheseal).
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KnotSoSalty Apr 13, 2026 +3
The President of Uruguay probably has a Ned Stark type who reminds him that the Kangaroos have no ships.
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N0guaranteeofsanity Apr 13, 2026 +1
They don't need ships! https://youtube.com/shorts/g6R-tE_HjQE?si=qo9RZmwUhE1UimcL
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squeeze-my-lizard Apr 13, 2026 +3
As a neighbor of that amazing small country, I can confirm you (or cangurus) cannot fight Uruguay. It’s impossible. They are the nicest people, in less than 5min you’d be drinking mate with them and calling them hermanos.
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Trep_xp Apr 13, 2026 +2
Pffft that's so unrealistic But they *could* invade NZ. It's just across the ditch.
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Acceptable-Lie188 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Found Bob Catters sock puppet account right here.
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sljxuoxada Apr 13, 2026 +76
...and she probably still uses less makeup than Pete Hegseth.
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beegtuna Apr 13, 2026 +14
Less eyeliner than couch f*****
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herlanrulz Apr 13, 2026 +15
probably? Trump and Kegsbreath could give the cast of Drag Race a run for their money on makeup used.
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HungryCurrency8481 Apr 13, 2026 +22
Facebook dads about to lose their minds between this and their favourite war criminal getting arrested 
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derverdwerb Apr 13, 2026 +6
They’re way ahead of you. My Facebook feed is just full of these mysogynist idiots saying they stand with the murderer and accusing the army of DEI.
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Uzorglemon Apr 13, 2026 +1
As someone who is on Facebook all to often for work, I'm already seeing a staggering amount of negativity and outright misinformation. It's really sad.
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ILUVMOVIESSS Apr 13, 2026 +21
But what's her plan for the second emu war?
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Unumbotte Apr 13, 2026 +6
A pre-emptive strike.
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beegtuna Apr 13, 2026 +9
They have been 2 months away from making a nuclear bomb for 3 decades.
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TowelCarryingTourist Apr 13, 2026 +1
Wasn't it 47 years?
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Klarok Apr 13, 2026 +2
Pre-emutive strike
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Metacomet99 Apr 13, 2026 +15
Congratulations from this female US Army veteran!
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Sieve-Boy Apr 13, 2026 +1
Just go read General Coyle's experience, leadership and command history, training and education. The General has a lot of experience.
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vacri Apr 13, 2026 +3
Was wondering why she and her predecessor were 'only' lieutenant generals. Apparently the only full 'general' in our army is whomever holds the post of chief-of-army (I'm used to hearing other militaries having many 'generals')
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AdventurousDay3020 Apr 13, 2026 +1
The rank of “General” in Australia is only held by those appointed to the position of CDF, not CA. Hence why both Simon Stuart and Susan Coyle are “only” Lieutenant Generals. There are only 2 permanent three star positions in the ADF being the other service chiefs who hold an equivalent rank but there are other three stars across the Australian Defence Organisation.
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vacri Apr 13, 2026 +1
So sometimes we have a 'general' and sometimes we don't, depending on if a soldier is holding that office at the time (rather than a sailor or airman)?
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AdventurousDay3020 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Correct. In the same way that navy only have a four star Admiral if the CDF is navy.
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GageRoadsGull Apr 13, 2026 +1
Close but not quite, a full General (a four star rank) would be Chief of the Defence Force, while the heads of Army, Navy and Air Force are all three star ranks (Lieutenant general, Vice Admiral or Air Marshal). The previous Chief of Defence was from the Army and was a General. The current Chief of Defence Force was appointed from the Navy and is a four star Admiral, while the Chief of Navy is ‘only’ a three star Vice Admiral.
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beegtuna Apr 13, 2026 +3
He’s probably drunk right now
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Krocsyldiphithic Apr 13, 2026 -6
Go girl! Women are just as capable of perpetuating immorality as men!
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drainfrog_92 Apr 13, 2026 -23
Genuinely cool milestone, but I’m way more interested in what she does about stuff like veteran care and procurement waste. Maybe media should press harder on those instead of just the “first woman” angle.
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derverdwerb Apr 13, 2026 +33
The Chief of Army doesn’t have jurisdiction over veterans’ affairs, and if she did, it’d only be for members of the Army - not the other two services. Those issues are the jurisdiction of the Department of Veterans’ Affairs.
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AdventurousDay3020 Apr 13, 2026 +15
I would recommend knowing what Australia’s Chief of Army does prior to commenting on it if you’re going to make silly comments and disparage her achievement
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-Striking-Willow- Apr 13, 2026 +10
Maybe you should try harder at knowing what you're talking about before you start looking for something to criticize. Neither of those are things she will be responsible for. If those are topics that you actually care about and aren't just bristling automatically because a headline mentioned the "first woman" angle, which is, as you acknowledged, a noteworthy milestone, you could start by looking up the department of veterans affairs and the minister for veterans affairs and defence personnel, Matt Keogh
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Dismal_Animal4637 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Army don’t run large procurement projects - CASG exists to do that, and is where you’d be looking for procurement waste (outside of small procurement, but that’s not the main waste). CASG have a civilian head (Depsec CASG) not a uniform one.
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 -32
That's some prime DEI right there, gj
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AdventurousDay3020 Apr 13, 2026 +17
She’s been commander of the Middle East AO for Australia, previously held the appointment of Chief of Joint Operations, Commander of FORCOMD and has multiple deployments under her belt. She’s had a distinguished career since 1987, and there are only three out of the nine three star officers in the ADF who are female, so please tell me how she is a DEI hire when she has clearly gotten to where she has on her own merit.
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derverdwerb Apr 13, 2026 +10
She isn’t a DEI promotion, u/Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 just hates women.
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 -20
I do? Ah thanks for clarifying that
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joefarnarkler Apr 13, 2026 +12
Are there any conditions for you, under which a woman could have this kind of job without being accused of being a DEI hire?
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 -21
That's the problem nowadays, it's so pushed everywhere all the time that we don't know anymore who deserves it or not
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joefarnarkler Apr 13, 2026 +16
You seemed to have been able to make up your mind. How did you come to your conclusion?
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 -10
What do you mean?
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Ohmynamageoff Apr 13, 2026 +1
Surely an Officer who’s been in since 1987 is a person who would clearly qualify, ya gronk Ps worked with her, would do so again
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Plenty of old timers in the army, and plenty have worked with plenty. What's you point
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Athrul Apr 13, 2026 +1
Yet you know exactly that she doesn't deserve it... 
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 +1
We don't know who deserves it anymore 
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Highwinter Apr 13, 2026 +7
Saying this right after it came out that the head of the US military blocked promotions of certain people (almost all POC and women) in order to push people who share their loyalties is hilarious. You're being played like a fiddle.
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AdvertisingFun3739 Apr 13, 2026 +1
DEI is when women do things
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 +1
DEI is when you force things to happen because of a bias
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AdvertisingFun3739 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Could you provide an explanation as to why a woman isn’t deserving of this position?
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Unhappy-Bullfrog5597 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Already discussed above. Not saying she doesn't deserve it, the problem is we'll never know
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Lase189 Apr 13, 2026 +1
Yay, more women war criminals. This is the second best news for feminism I've heard after Kim Jong Un's daughter being named his successor.
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