Remember that time he went 2 days without a tweet and everyone thought he was dead?
5537
MLJ9999Apr 2, 2026
+1848
I came close to wasting a bottle of champagne.
1848
TampertApr 2, 2026
+453
if a bottle of champagne is consumed, is it ever really wasted though?
453
Mysterious_Camel_717Apr 2, 2026
+200
By definition is it not no. But it tastes better when f it’s for a celebration
200
backflashApr 2, 2026
+136
Two days of silence is, in itself, worth a small celebration, though. I'd take whatever I can get these days.
136
KirkDeepthroatGOATApr 2, 2026
+71
I remember foolishly thinking when Biden won that maybe we'd at least get a little bit of a break from this f****** moron but no, it's been over ten years nonstop from this pathetic loser.
71
BitRunner64Apr 2, 2026
+83
He was easier to ignore when he wasn't the president. Here in Europe nobody really talked about him during those years because we didn't think they'd be stupid enough to elect him again.
83
puterTDIApr 2, 2026
+15
honestly, in the US he was way easier to ignore. Less reporting on him, the shit that spewed out of his mouth actually couldn't be enforced, and I didn't feel like I was failing at my civic duty when I ignored him.
15
Automatic_Actuator_0Apr 2, 2026
+8
Yeah, he was background noise. Now he’s actually getting a lot of people killed. harder to ignore.
8
fleeblegangerApr 2, 2026
+6
I thought there was gonna be a deal for him to quietly go away and we’d simply never bother him again.
6
TalmaskaApr 2, 2026
+13
You know when you open a bottle it starts to go bad. You have to drink it right away.
13
TampertApr 2, 2026
+18
same with vodka
18
TalmaskaApr 2, 2026
+3
I heard that!
3
ZarniwoopxApr 2, 2026
+4
It's about pairing the right beverage with the occasion. Champagne for celebration, and in this case store-brand vodka in a plastic container.
4
crackrabbit012Apr 2, 2026
+270
Crazy how it only takes a day or two of silence to think he died. Can we please go back to boring politics in the near future?
270
RhetoricalOratorApr 2, 2026
+192
That was, in my opinion, the best thing about Biden. He was as boring as a room temperature ham sandwich.
192
crackrabbit012Apr 2, 2026
+183
He was quietly doing the job he was elected to do, rather than find something EVERY DAY to make it about himself.
183
project23Apr 2, 2026
+65
Remember when the choice was 'boring policy wonk' and 'guy I'd have a beer with'? Yah, that awful choice got us into a 20 year war in Afghanistan. (the public chose beer guy)
To think the US Government had a budget SURPLUS at the time... Geez, what could have been.
65
NYC_NoguestlistApr 2, 2026
+12
The funny thing is, I wouldn't even want to have a beer with Trump. Genuinely cannot see the appeal - it boggles my mind daily.
12
Guy_GuyGuyApr 2, 2026
+13
By all accounts, he doesn't even drink and never did. He drinks Diet Coke in quantities that his doctors have repeatedly told him he needs to dial back on.
By all accounts he's also absolutely miserable to be around unless you want something from him and are willing to blow sunshine up his ass.
13
brokenringlandsApr 2, 2026
+11
>Remember when the choice was 'boring policy wonk' and 'guy I'd have a beer with'?
And then Dubya was a recovering alcoholic, living sober. So it would be cruel to have him drink anyway!
When I found that out, my view of the situation changed. What sadistic person would want their political hero to relapse?!
11
LordBiscuitsApr 2, 2026
+22
Remember the good old days when Dubya was the peak of stupidity?
Looking back now in comparison with the modern crop, he was a verifiable genius
22
ComedynerdApr 2, 2026
+10
I really didnt like Biden's approach to foreign policy, but God I miss not having a new domestic or geopolitical crisis every 12h
10
vba7Apr 2, 2026
+3
He did the right thing - focused on impact, not posting on twitter
3
FemHawkeSlayApr 2, 2026
+3
I don't think we can afford to go back. Biden didn't have the energy to communicate his will or his wins, hopefully the next president can take some notes from Mamdani about communicating.
If you say you want to go back to boring politics you're going to perk the ears of consultants and centrist establishment dems...well look at Schumer. He seems pretty fine about the Iran war tbh.
3
Trustable_ladApr 2, 2026
+73
He is such an attention w**** that he HAD to do that lamest press release because the whole world was focused on Artemis launch and not him.
73
rafaelloaaApr 2, 2026
+21
And of course the kicker is, he could totally have been taking credit for it, USA number one blah blah blah. But the simple fact that it was not his name in the headline meant that he was upset.
21
FrostyD7Apr 2, 2026
+14
It's also NASA. A bunch of lib science bitches to him and his base. They would prefer Musk replace it with SpaceX at this point.
14
rafaelloaaApr 2, 2026
+11
Also the fact that the astronauts include a black man, a woman, and a Canadian. Gasp.
11
given2fly_Apr 2, 2026
+6
It's also using a Service Module built by the European Space Agency and Airbus.
6
Johannes_PApr 2, 2026
+3
Trump knows well that the Artemis II astronauts are better than him and that future human societies will better remember them than him.
3
willunApr 3, 2026
+5
Our plane landed and the pilot said "Now you can turn your phones back on to see what HE has done". We all knew who HE was. This was in his first term.
5
3-DManApr 2, 2026
+63
Remember when he was banned from Twitter, wasn't President, so we had a nice chunk of time without him?
*Pepperidge Farm intensifies*
63
CAD_ChaosApr 2, 2026
+9
Except that the press had to keep that blasted sound bite machine alive. They wouldn't let well enough alone. We kept having to hear what his ass thought about *everything*.
9
brokenringlandsApr 2, 2026
+17
>Remember that time he went 2 days without a tweet and everyone thought he was dead?
I still say he had a stroke. He came back droopy faced one side, I remember.
17
PrincessNakeyDanceApr 2, 2026
+9
It’s possible that that’s when he had the stroke
9
badbunnygirlApr 2, 2026
+5
I think that was hope, my friend. We hoped he was.
5
JohnBongohamApr 2, 2026
+1876
You just know he's frantically drafting unhinged responses on TruthSocial.
1876
saulsa_Apr 2, 2026
+502
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
502
luapmrakApr 2, 2026
+87
that's too normal, you need a few exclamation marks to end the sentence
87
JonoczallApr 2, 2026
+39
preferably all caps
39
Juventus19Apr 2, 2026
+202
"Mad MACRON, whos leading FRANCE to SUICIDE becaus of his BAD leadership, needs APOLOGIZE today, or the US will TARIFF ALL PRODUCTS FROM france AT 20000%"
202
vkarabutApr 2, 2026
+10
I bet, he will insult Macron's wife, somehow.
10
apexxinApr 2, 2026
+78
You say drafting like he’d go back and edit lol
78
frickindealApr 2, 2026
+74
He's long been known to avoid the draft.
74
AllaplgyApr 2, 2026
+8
Monkeydrum.gif
8
SomethingIWontRegretApr 2, 2026
+6
My eyes actually rolled and I sighed. I'm on my way to a music store right now so I can do a badum-tish.
6
ty_xyApr 2, 2026
+16
If you think Trump drafts anything, think again. It's all diarrhea of what passes as consciousness for him.
16
mist_kaeferApr 2, 2026
+28
“I CANNOT believe this guy met his WIFE when he was only 15 and she was 39 years OLD! What kind of IDIOT does that? Everybody knows those ages should be swapped! You gotta get ‘em while they’re YOUNG! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!”
28
Effective_Olive6153Apr 2, 2026
+11
like a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum, only with full might of US military at his disposal, and surrounded by sycophants that praise his every word while he soils his diaper
11
smartcoolApr 2, 2026
+3
Are you implying Trump prepares a draft before he regurgitates a reply?
3
Eclipse434343Apr 2, 2026
+1982
Can he not speak at all? It would improve americas public health and economic well being overall
1982
IndieRusApr 2, 2026
+399
It would improve EVERYONE’s wellbeing!
399
FriscogonewildApr 2, 2026
+140
"If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”
-Douglas Adams
140
Jackadullboy99Apr 2, 2026
+18
You’d think this would be easy for someone who doesn’t believe in excercise…
18
nondesirableeffectApr 2, 2026
+33
Is it the thing with the US Presidents in general or only Trump's? Maybe it didn't reach me previously, but I swear, he just rants on camera for no reason at all.
33
Bagz402Apr 2, 2026
+71
Yes, every single press conference, media event, special announcement, etc he has ever made has always been just 2 hours of him ranting.
Other president would usually lay out actual info, and wouldnt have to add how tremendous it is, how nobody's ever heard of it, how powerful it is, or how mean or sub-human the opposition party was
71
quats555Apr 2, 2026
+44
He’s a narcissist, not a statesman.
44
Cactusfan86Apr 2, 2026
+18
Only Trump, for past presidents giving a speech or press conference or interview was a big deal as they would only do it when there was something important to say or share.
18
badnuubApr 2, 2026
+13
Trump is uniquely disastrous. W was kind of unique at the time for his occasional blunder on camera saying some kind of low key dumb shit. Trump cranked it up to a solid 15/10. Obama on the other hand was by and far one of the best public speakers of our time. His campaign speeches were electrifying.
13
WaterwoogemApr 2, 2026
+23
All other recent Presidents have been coherent and 0% narcissistic, its only Trump
23
helmApr 2, 2026
+33
Yeah, even Bush Jr, who certainly did not have an issue with lying at times or being self-righteous, did not make everything about him and had to be in everyone's face once a day.
33
onarainyafternoonApr 2, 2026
+3
Because they respected the sanctity of the office's awe-some power. Trump couldn't give two fucks about the sanctity or respect for America and its institutions.
3
Bagz402Apr 2, 2026
+27
That one year after he lost the 2020 election and before he started ramping up for 2024 was bliss. Outside of that it's been a decade of nonstop rants and whine fests from this dude. He's just soooo f****** *whiny*
27
Guy_GuyGuyApr 2, 2026
+5
January 2021 to the start of 2023 or so. He was basically a persona non grata. He was banned from Twitter, Parler was banned from multiple app stores and web service providers, Truth Social was a fledgling pit of ignored lunacy. The news almost didn't cover Trump's bullshit at all.
It was mid-2023 that he started getting spotlight again. Around that time Elon Musk bought Twitter and unbanned him, and mainstream news gradually started giving him spotlight and sanewashing him again.
Everyone with the power to stop him had the ability to do so, and did, until they chose not to.
5
whitejaguarApr 2, 2026
+11
I am following less and less worldnews nowadays. It is orange d***** here, orange d***** there, orange d***** said this, orange d***** said that.
Like this m*********** is the pinnacle of the human race.
11
MirabelleApricotApr 2, 2026
+3
If it was only "said"... Nowadays it's orange d***** said he'll commit a warcrime and here is the video of a bridge collapsing under bombs in Iran and orange d***** so proud of himself !
3
shriandApr 2, 2026
+21
Mental health too.
21
Pecncorn1Apr 2, 2026
+10
If anyone is in doubt after his *address to the nation* they need to see a mental health professional. The man is mad and surrounded by lemmings.
10
MutchmoreApr 2, 2026
+3
How will he rig the market then?
3
scarab1001Apr 2, 2026
+520
Diplomatic way of saying "STFU"
520
ednorogApr 2, 2026
+91
While also being one of the least diplomatic things a head of state has said recently, except for the American one.
91
scarab1001Apr 2, 2026
+32
Fair but compared to the Orange Molester it's positively saintly. Something out of Jane Austin
32
TheLordBearApr 2, 2026
+17
I'm glad Trump is finally getting told to shut up by other world leaders instead of the constant tiptoeing around his feelings like they have done for the last couple years.
Hopefully more of this from everyone else. It makes no difference if you appease him, he'll just forget a few days later anyway.
17
thisaccountwashackedApr 2, 2026
+3
"Say less."
3
Soft_Pin2812Apr 2, 2026
+897
*America has now declared war on France. France has 48 hours to apologise for the mean comments or their cheese storage gets bombed*
897
ZaneyZapApr 2, 2026
+244
Donald Trump has declared victory over France and all their means to insult has been decimated
244
PM_THE_REAPERApr 2, 2026
+133
Trump is now requesting allies assistance with their means of insults that he has already obliterated.
133
AnalTinnitusApr 2, 2026
+98
Trump says France is begging for ceasefire and negotiations are going great. France denies any contact with US.
98
Future_Onion9022Apr 2, 2026
+56
Trump has declared that they dont need France manufactured Textile and food anyway
56
_aviemore_Apr 2, 2026
+66
Trump says if the world wants French cheese they should get it themselves.
66
Prestigious-Lynx-177Apr 2, 2026
+56
Trump has renamed La Manche to its correct name, the Trump-English Channel.
56
FabJebApr 2, 2026
+38
Trump discussed bombing cheese factories with a former president whom told him that it was the right thing to do and he never had the balls to do it himself.
38
rocketmonkeeApr 2, 2026
+23
Trump issues executive order renaming Bay of Biscay to Bay of America. Google and Apple both obey and update their maps for no apparent reason.
23
Quasar375Apr 2, 2026
+21
Trump says negotiations are advancing tremendously and asks britains help to secure the Trump-English channel
21
jtclimbApr 2, 2026
+3
Trump demands France purchase Kraft American cheese and Charles Shaw wine equal to all cheese and wine exported by France to the entire world. Also that Marcon issues 4 Michelin stars to McDonalds.
3
ToJ85Apr 2, 2026
+13
Donald Trump reveals his plans to get all the cheese from france that was meant for weapons of mass cheeses. Even to, American cheeses is the best, and they don't need inferior French cheeses.
13
AnonEMoussieApr 2, 2026
+18
He asks Google Maps to change the Champagne region to Trump Valley, and starts selling Trump Valley Sparkling Wine.
18
SeeMarkFlyApr 2, 2026
+4
They still have:
Head full of sailboat fuel.
Shouldn't be left in charge of a ham sandwich.
They put his swing too close to a wall as a kid.
I'm responsible for what I say, but not for what you hear.
One wave short of a shipwreck.
Trump's the reason that I look both ways when crossing a one way street.
4
twat69Apr 2, 2026
+3
Couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, or an o*** in a brothel. Even with a fist full of cash and the fleet in port.
3
boerscApr 2, 2026
+7
Interestingly, 'decimation' would mean 10% was destroyed. Not really that bad, the French will be able to handle that.
7
IselkractokidzApr 2, 2026
+5
Indeed, 'decimation' was a punishment given to roman legions where a random selection of one in every 10th man was killed.
5
Kingtoke1Apr 2, 2026
+12
He will legit try to sue him for $50 billionn
12
MrDopple68Apr 2, 2026
+9
Make French Cheese Grate Again.
9
FiallachApr 2, 2026
+6
Our cheese is in cave.
You won't be able to touch it.
6
twat69Apr 2, 2026
+5
At least 246 caves. N'est ce pas?
> 'How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?'
5
randobisApr 2, 2026
+219
> "This is not a show. We are talking about war and peace and the lives of men and women," the French president told journalists upon arrival in South Korea for a state visit.
This is what Trump doesn't get or doesn't care about. He thinks his presidency is just another season of The Apprentice and he needs to constantly get attention and boost ratings. Why this is acceptable to Americans as leadership is mind boggling.
219
According-Bet-141Apr 2, 2026
+30
Macron lost Trump at "This is not a show".
30
ReverendDizzleApr 2, 2026
+19
If he were actually to be quiet and attempt to do his job as President of the United States for even 48 hours, he would have a mental breakdown. He's completely incompetent and completely over his head. He has less grasp over the gravity and importance of the position than a moderately intelligent high schooler.
His life is like some sort of tragic Twilight Zone episode where he can only exist if he is creating a spectacle. He is a man of absolutely no substance or value, so only in constantly spewing out things to enrage the world and entertain the small cult that worships him can he continue to exist without collapsing in on himself.
19
gidimeisterApr 2, 2026
+13
After reading this, I realise that we are not getting rid of Trump even after his presidency. He'll not have the power to do any more harm, and that is a fantastic boon to every living soul on earth, but he will keep on this show until he loses his ability to speak. I can just see a dotty geriatric going on about how he "ended 8 wars" and was "denied a Nobel."
13
ReverendDizzleApr 2, 2026
+5
Oh yeah; he won’t be silent until he’s dead.
We’ll be hearing from that dipshit for a good while, alas.
5
Hefty-Revenue5547Apr 3, 2026
+3
Most Americans are losers
3
GoneinaSecondededApr 2, 2026
+149
People have to realize that Trump is not normal. He is a deeply damaged human. Even if he wasn't fully into his dementia. He has no shame or guilt and cares only for himself. It is a grave error to treat him as if he is normal because he isn't.
149
badnuubApr 2, 2026
+35
Tell that to our media.
35
Ok-Masterpiece-468Apr 2, 2026
+9
tell that to american voters, how TF has this man been elected TWICE. i’ll never comprehend.
9
GoneinaSecondededApr 2, 2026
+4
I hear ya man. But they are driving clicks and marketing attention. Honestly feels pretty hopeless.
4
kent_ehApr 2, 2026
+5
> Trump is not normal. He is a deeply damaged human. Even if he wasn't fully into his dementia.
Yet, even with all that, he still has a ridiculously high approval rating, and a rabid fan club of cultists who will agree with whatever he says or does.
5
FigureMost1687Apr 2, 2026
+275
Ta gueule Trump
275
canadianpersonasApr 2, 2026
+112
Ferme ton osti de yeule, Trump. Gros niaiseux.
- Un Québ
112
FigureMost1687Apr 2, 2026
+47
Merci beaucoup Quebec :)
47
LiberkhaosApr 2, 2026
+16
🎵"Crève mon saaale, t'es un mangeux d'marde, un maudit crotté"🎶
16
lixiaApr 2, 2026
+23
Farme ta calisse de yeule osti de gros jambon orange. Tabarnak!
23
freebyte33Apr 2, 2026
+7
Y a rien à dire de plus. Avec le petit plus Québecois, c'est encore plus savoureux.
7
the2beloApr 2, 2026
+3
Listnook my entire feed is in French what should I do
3
Johannes_PApr 2, 2026
+5
*Merci à nos cousins de la belle province*.
5
External-Praline-451Apr 2, 2026
+8
Fermez la Bouche Trump
Edit: Listnook autotranslated my high school French 😭 Disappointing as I was impressed I remembered it!
8
RedditTipiakApr 2, 2026
+16
Your teacher should have taught you "ferme ta gueule", it means stfu.
French is more and more the language of Résistance against Temussolini.
16
External-Praline-451Apr 2, 2026
+3
Ha ha, thanks, I'll remember that!
3
supra_klApr 2, 2026
+122
Trump’s about to throw his ketchup and ~~French~~ Freedom Fries on the floor.
122
IntelArtiGenApr 2, 2026
+58
"Macron is very bad for us, I imposed a 822585% tariff on French wine!"
58
OmgItsMrWApr 2, 2026
+17
Trump prefers Pedo Fries
17
RussoCrowApr 2, 2026
+103
Trump answered renaming french fries to american fries, and demanding wikipedia to change the article's name.
Every american company has 48hrs to change their menus.
103
JRMielApr 2, 2026
+10
It's not even French but from Belgium.
So you can call it whatever you want
10
RussoCrowApr 2, 2026
+8
The point is not how you call it, it is the kind of thing that DT would do, like the "Gulf of México".
AIso, I thought of putting "Belgium says they keep neutrality", but didnt know if it would be that popular.
8
SeeveenApr 2, 2026
+12
French fries are actually french, but we let the Belgians believe what they want because they're a friendly bunch
12
Lazy_Consequence8838Apr 2, 2026
+54
How else is Trump supposed to manipulate the stock market
54
ImLiushiApr 2, 2026
+5
By dying. The day he dies, the markets are gonna surge.
5
JaVelin-X-Apr 2, 2026
+20
political speak for "STFU were tired of you"
20
CoffeemonsterNLApr 2, 2026
+14
But Trump has the biggest words. the best words in the world. Everybody comes to listen to his words, with tears in their eyes. And to watch his ballroom. America knows everything about ballrooms. And France does not have any ballrooms. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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harlotstoastApr 2, 2026
+53
That’s hilarious
53
brazilliandannyApr 2, 2026
+9
It's also so true. If true power is "speak softly and carry a big stick" Trump is a guy with a big stick and won't shut up about it.
9
thx1138-Apr 2, 2026
+5
He doesn't even have a big stick. Take that with all possible meanings.
5
FabJebApr 2, 2026
+3
More like a small and fat mushroom? Take that with all possible meanings.
3
NoctrinApr 2, 2026
+14
How does the saying go.. they hired a clown for a president and everyone's wondering why the country is being run like a circus.
14
npaakp34Apr 2, 2026
+26
I have never agreed with something so much. Trump treats the war like an influencer treats news about upcoming projects. It's tiresome.
26
[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+89
[removed]
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Dooby-Dooby-DooApr 2, 2026
+22
While I'm all in favour of the tangerine pedo in chief being slapped around like the trout faced c*** he is, slapping children is not acceptable.
22
G_MorganApr 2, 2026
+2
One slap for every decade you remain an 8 year old
2
DonaldsMushroomApr 3, 2026
+9
This is a watershed moment in the history of the American Empire.
The moment when ex-allies openly call you out for the chaos you are causing. It's now riskier to say nothing, you have to speak out - confidence is that low.
In just over a year, Trump has completely destroyed America's global standing.
Did you know, when he was a kid, Jared Kushner and family used to have Bibi Netanyahu stay with them in their home when he visited America. Now's Jared is the channel for Saudi investments to Israel. Mafia stuff....
9
igloomasterApr 2, 2026
+7
Anger translator - mon ami STFU s'il vous plaît
7
TeeBrownieApr 2, 2026
+7
Macron is spot-on. Trump and his supporters are not serious people. Everything is for entertainment or personal gain.
*The Iran war requires a "serious" approach that does not change every day, Emmanuel Macron has said, in an apparent reference to US President Donald Trump's seemingly contradictory remarks about the conflict.
"This is not a show. We are talking about war and peace and the lives of men and women," the French president told journalists upon arrival in South Korea for a state visit.
"When you want to be serious you don't say every day the opposite of what you said the day before," Macron added.
"And maybe you shouldn't be speaking every day. You should just let things quieten down."
Macron was answering questions on the US-Israel war in Iran, which has now entered its second month. France and other European countries have supported some of the US operations in the region, but have so far resisted getting dragged into the war.*
7
gwarrior5Apr 2, 2026
+6
yeah maga/gop are not serious people
6
dansdansyApr 2, 2026
+12
Mission impossible
12
shugo7Apr 2, 2026
+10
The French president is right, Trump talks and tweets way too much.
10
OpulescenceApr 2, 2026
+4
Luckily every news outlet has his face on his statements. I just don't waste my time and read them anymore. Just scroll past them.
There simply is no consistency with what that man is saying.
4
Enki_007Apr 2, 2026
+5
But he has the best words. Some are saying they are the most beautiful words they've ever heard. My uncle was good at words. He was an engineer, you know. He told me I had the mind of. And he would teach me things nobody else knows. My teachers were amazed at my words. Some they never even knew existed.
5
ChantilyAceApr 2, 2026
+4
Nobody in this Administration is serious. Nobody. It's embarrassing and shines a spotlight on the serious lack of judgement on the part of voters.
4
ddz1507Apr 2, 2026
+5
I look forward to the day when he doesn't speak at all forever.
5
Ok-Abbreviations543Apr 3, 2026
+6
Just fyi: 1. Trump is a professional clown. He is incapable of being serious. 2. Trump is a syphilitic, narcissistic, megalomaniac. He can’t shut up.
6
oldmanbeganat47Apr 2, 2026
+4
From this day forward, they will be called Freedom Fries and nothing else. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
4
Sorkel3Apr 2, 2026
+4
Good advice but Trump won't hear it, he's too busy speaking.
4
HicklethumbApr 2, 2026
+3
France is America's oldest Ally. You know you should consider things when they tell you they're tired of your shit.
3
e37d93eeb23335dcApr 2, 2026
+5
Every day? How about we start with every hour? He even tweets when his diaper is being changed.
5
These_Lengthiness637Apr 2, 2026
+4
Ooooooh this is going to piss him off real bad.
I bet he again threatens to leave NATO citing Macron as the new reason.
4
valthor95Apr 2, 2026
+4
Finally glad someone told him to shut up !
4
OctoMatterApr 2, 2026
+4
He said what everyone was thinking and did so even without any threats or personal attacks.
4
QuirkyWish3081Apr 2, 2026
+3
Hey I’m British. That was beautiful and so classy from Macron. God bless you and your wife sir! 🇫🇷🇬🇧. He will be full narcissistic rage over this and shit orange goo in his nappy. Little baby.
3
BMCarbaughApr 2, 2026
+4
"Have you considered shutting the f*** up for five minutes?"
4
jfks1985Apr 2, 2026
+5
He 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 mentally 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼
You might as well ask a baby not to cry
5
eh_steve_420Apr 3, 2026
+3
It's crazy. All they were talking about was Biden having dementia. The government was running fine, so that's all they could really come up with because he was aging quickly and his public speaking ability, was taking a big hit. He had a few bad gaffs but overall his mind seemed sound and more of all, he stuck to his principles as much as most politicians will, and things were ss normal as they could be in a broken political system like the US has had for a few decades now.
But Trump it's just this huge whirlwind of so much bullshit. Nobody can even focus on one thing. His criminality, his pedophilia, his war crimes, is mafioso style of dealing with everybody, the fact that he's a traitor with Russia, his clearly declining mental ability. The GOP in Congress right now failed to go their job and restrict the executive branch like it's supposed to. Outside of is blatantly criminal behavior, it's understandable that a president that wants to try to do everything he possibly can to influence politics. That's how it's supposed to work when all the other branches are doing the same thing. Use people's hunger for power to fuel the systems operation. But the GOP is just letting him go unchecked... Yeah, he intimidates them and there are death threats. But if they all banded together, even 20-30 of them, they would have strength in the numbers.
Failures. Scum.
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drive_causalityApr 3, 2026
+5
I saw a sign about Biden that said: They called him “Sleepy Joe” because we could sleep at night.
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MasterStrength8493Apr 3, 2026
+4
That orange face wont be quiet
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tresslessoneApr 3, 2026
+3
In other words - shut the f-ck up
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AngryTomato027Apr 2, 2026
+6
The person who runs the most powerful military and economic in the world, had to receive this type of advice … we are so doomed 🫡
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7he8igLebowskiApr 2, 2026
+6
Good luck convincing an insane narcissist not to speak every day.
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ehowardhuntApr 2, 2026
+8
I would love to see all of our allies talk shit to him. I know that to get what you want from him requires flattery and bribery. But at this point, they should all take the opposite approach. It will trigger Trump. And unfortunately, Trump needs to go even more berserk before people will turn on him here. If even then. I hate to say it, but I don’t think we can wait for elections. I think shit needs to hit the fan and get catastrophic for anything to change.
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boerscApr 2, 2026
+3
I got the impression he speaks at least every ten minutes or so, totally contradicting himself every time.
3
Top-Reindeer-2293Apr 2, 2026
+3
Those are not serious people. I am constantly reminded of that line in ´Succession’ TV show when the father tells his sons and daughter that they are not serious people. This totally applies to Trump and his sidekicks
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Puzzleheaded-Leg2647Apr 2, 2026
+3
This not a serious administration. It's a clown show with calliope music.
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MauPowApr 2, 2026
+3
Don't speak ~~every~~ *any* day
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SomethingIWontRegretApr 2, 2026
+3
Translation from French:
Shuttez le fuque up.
Fermez la goddamned bouche.
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Banana-phone15Apr 2, 2026
+3
So In normal English, Macro told Trump, shut the f up dude! Just shut up! 😂
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ruisen2Apr 2, 2026
+3
Trump about to announce tariffs on all french fries because he thinks french fries must all be from france
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darkslide3000Apr 2, 2026
+3
These quotes read like you're watching a frustrated kindergarten teacher argue with a tantrum-throwing toddler.
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ReqvhioApr 2, 2026
+3
im just glad the so called leaders of the world has shown us it has been a circus all along. hahahaha fking burn it all ill enjoy the ashes
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Chicory-CoffeeApr 2, 2026
+3
The constant stream of bullshit is to keep citizens anxious and slowly normalize the insanity. If he stopped turning up the heat at all, people might notice when it goes from tepid to boiling a little more.
We could try to ignore him and take that power away from him but we'd have to do it as a collective. And as you all know we've been trained to dislike and distrust our fellow Americans so this works even while we know we're being played.
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Rough_Championship_3Apr 2, 2026
+3
Careful now RFK might cancel French fries
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InTooManyWaysApr 2, 2026
+3
Not speaking is kind of hard for an attention w****
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CyrotekApr 2, 2026
+3
Are we - maybe - finally reaching the point where our dear world leaders call out his shit more directly?
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seriouzlytakenApr 2, 2026
+3
Macon is asking the impossible, but I'm sure he already knows that.
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viskondeApr 2, 2026
+3
Or as some people say - "shut up"
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FweenciApr 2, 2026
+3
"Shutting up is free." - Emmanuel Macron.
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fwambo42Apr 2, 2026
+3
He is being serious. He’s got the brain of a scrambled egg sandwich
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Medical_Arugula3315Apr 2, 2026
+3
Republicans really called everyone a pedophile and then voted in the king of pedophiles. Now we're going to war and bombing children just to distract from it. Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.
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hanrahsApr 2, 2026
+3
What better way to try and show you don't "love" children by killing them instead...
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eeyore134Apr 2, 2026
+3
How is he going to enrich himself by market manipulation if he keeps his mouth shut?
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Otherwise-ProfitableApr 3, 2026
+3
He ain’t wrong!
Well Said Macron. Well said 👏 thank you
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MoneyManx10Apr 3, 2026
+3
It’s embarrassing that the French president has to tell the American president how to act. We will never forgive this disgraceful loser and his idiot voters.
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That-Makes-SenseApr 3, 2026
+1
Trump lives for the cameras. I came to that realization after watching one of Trump's first covid press conferences. He loved just being on camera. He was clearly out of his element talking about anything health related, but he would go on and on, just making shit up, because he just relishes having cameras pointed at him.
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doolpicateApr 2, 2026
+10
Regime change USA! The USA needs a new president.
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FigureMost1687Apr 2, 2026
+16
looks like someone finally got brave to talk back at Trump in personal level in Europe ...
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Thurak0Apr 2, 2026
+22
Well. I am sorry to tell you that nearly 80 year old people in general do not learn any more or take a scolding from other people. And in this particular case I guess he was that way even way before this old age.
It will achieve nothing with Trump, but it's good to hear someone say it out loud and therefore marking it as highly unusual.
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saulsa_Apr 2, 2026
+9
>It will achieve nothing with Trump, but it's good to hear someone say it out loud and therefore marking it as highly unusual.
I know you’re right, and any response or interaction just feeds his ego, even negative. There is one thing that is not in short supply at the White House and that’s excuses and insults.
It’s good to hear push back, and seeing other countries come together. Macron’s response is for the benefit of the sane people in the world.
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FigureMost1687Apr 2, 2026
+6
this should have been Starmer , the amount insult Brits took from Trump is tremendous in last 30 days
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CowDontMeowApr 2, 2026
+7
As much as I don’t like Starmer I’d rather he kept quiet to keep some illusion of having ties with the US so they don’t absolutely f*** us with tariffs and/or other trade issues, I’m also a big fan of our leaders not getting into arguments online, Trump is a narcissist and isn’t going to change, I’ve met people like that through work and it’s best to just not engage with their bullshit.
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helmApr 2, 2026
+3
Unfortunately, these snipes at Trump is mostly for Macron himself. To improve his image.
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sopherooApr 2, 2026
+8
Macron has been doing the heavy work
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evatornadoApr 2, 2026
+10
Diplomacy isn't about cowardice or bravery, but certainty and uncertainty. They are in control of what and when they say and if they say something that means they are aware of possible meltdowns, but they don't think the outcome will affect the current state of affairs
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ftrowlApr 2, 2026
+7
Every day, the pedosident change the war goal every damn hour
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