Prostate cancer treated for early-stage Benjamin Netanyahu
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AdditionalActuator81Apr 24, 2026
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I suppose this will stop him from standing trial now right?
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DadrepusApr 24, 2026
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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fireman2004Apr 24, 2026
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Most people wage a courageous battle against cancer, I can only assume Netanyahu will be committing war crimes against it.
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SlimsuperApr 24, 2026
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ost2lifeApr 24, 2026
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I just want to say to the cancer: sorry you have to go through this.
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SoDakZakApr 24, 2026
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Then by all means, eliminate it
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NoobChumpskyApr 24, 2026
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We gotta get rid of this cancer, it's two months away from getting nukes
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JoviAMPApr 24, 2026
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My Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water!
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gullboiApr 24, 2026
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Wow, didn't know cancer was so antisemetic /s
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SantzesApr 24, 2026
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On the other hand for Bibi prostate might be worse - the man is fully made of a******
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Fflow27Apr 24, 2026
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didn't know cancers could get cancers
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KimJongFunkApr 24, 2026
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Oh no. Anyway, what’s everyone having for breakfast today?
I’m having a breakfast burrito with extra salsa.
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Numerous_Photograph9Apr 24, 2026
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I had leftover spare ribs.
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BarailisApr 24, 2026
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Well, I don't hope for the best for him.
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Donnermeat_and_chipsApr 24, 2026
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A Benjamin Netanyahu was removed from a tumour recently, the tumor is reported to be feeling much better
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jeffismybabyApr 24, 2026
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The world has late stages Trump-Epstein-Netanyahu disease
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zak55Apr 24, 2026
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Those poor cancer cells
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PigeonsOnYourBalconyApr 24, 2026
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Sometimes bad things do happen to bad people
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ikesbuttApr 24, 2026
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Maybe him and Trump could have a race for who bites the dust first?
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pc01081994Apr 24, 2026
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Treated with that free healthcare paid for by the American taxpayers.
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PeakomegaflareApr 24, 2026
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F*** Cancer, but f*** Netanyahu more.
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provocative_bearApr 24, 2026
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cancer so I put cancer on your cancer so that you can be fundamentally sick while your nation is fundamentally sick!
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JustYerAverageApr 24, 2026
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Praying!
What I'm praying is none of your business.
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AdministrativeUse469Apr 24, 2026
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That p**** has a prostate?
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TheTresStateAreaApr 24, 2026
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That poor cancer attached itself to a pile of shit
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DanielCraigsAnusApr 24, 2026
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I hope the cancer is okay
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boats-and-boatsApr 24, 2026
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Send in JFK Jr to solve this with raw milk.
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bindingofandrewApr 24, 2026
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Inshallah I will not fedpost
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omgthepopeApr 24, 2026
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He will be alright, he lost his manhood long ago
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ohnotchotchkeApr 24, 2026
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I hope his doctor doesn’t treat shit!
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genuineshockApr 24, 2026
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It couldn't have happened to a more deserving fella
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Not_Sure__CamachoApr 24, 2026
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Kind of ironic, since I consider Netanyahu to be the prostate cancer of humanity.
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TurabApr 24, 2026
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Remember. When they release info . It’s probably much much worse. Maybe late stage.
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mostly_sarcasticApr 24, 2026
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So... he was treated for himself?
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circuitj3rkyApr 24, 2026
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he's medically a pain in the ass now
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chaos_vulpixApr 24, 2026
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My condolences to the cancer
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Defiant_SonnetApr 24, 2026
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So you're saying there's a chance.
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RickshmittApr 24, 2026
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I hope both sides have fun
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porsj911Apr 24, 2026
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This isnt exactly what people mean with the cancer in the middle east, too bad they caught it early.
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loledpandaApr 24, 2026
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missingmedievalistApr 24, 2026
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This is unsurprising. The limp d*** energy has always been strong with him.
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TedKoppelzApr 24, 2026
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We can at least take comfort in knowing he had to deal with all that butthole stuff.
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williamtheturdApr 24, 2026
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Might be easier to treat old Ben if they remove Dumpin’ Donnie from his arse…
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indifferentindiumApr 24, 2026
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I don't want anyone to misinterpret what I'm saying, I'm also wishing Benny a long life as well. 93
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SirDalavarApr 24, 2026
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I volunteer to fix it, please, step into my basement...
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KosmonautfpvApr 24, 2026
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Seems like prostate cancer goes for the worst of the genociders. First Biden now Netanyahu hopefully next Trump
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ShatnipsApr 24, 2026
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When Biden got cancer, the right was getting scolded and bashed for making jokes about it. Now that its someone on the opposite end, it's ok to make cancer jokes now?
It's not right on either end. Cancer isn't funny and isn't something to joke about. I hope both Biden and Netanyahu recover quickly and with the least amount of pain and suffering as possible.
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ballzsweatApr 24, 2026
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So he probably has a year depending on how late in the stage he is…
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Trifle_UsefulApr 24, 2026
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Just a lesson in why you shouldn’t be a vile and disgusting human. Not many people will have sympathy for you.
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Interesting-Risk6446Apr 24, 2026
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What would be more epic is Biden living longer than Trump and Netanyahu.
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