Booby-Trapped Insoles Allegedly Reached Russian Troops

Opens a letter from his mom from home. Boxing glove on a spring punches him in the face

I don't even remember how many years it's been since the poisoned underwear thing. We've been in the Looney Tunes phase for ages and ages...

We aren't above f****** with ammunition either....

It will make everyone mistrust or be suspicious not just Russia

Plus since they published the explosive's size, any soldier wanting to opt out of deployment can arrange to personally confirm the rumor.

It was a segment aired on Russian state media a few days ago. If I remember correctly they tied it in with the coincidental shutting down of Moscow and St.Petersburg WiFi. I don’t know, personally, when something like this is shown on Russian state media I automatically assume it’s either completely fabricated, exaggerated, or simply a false flag. Putin is absolutely in love with false flags.

The Russians are definitely suspecting something is afoot.

They are getting cobbelered apparently

I haven't heard that of one.  Thanks for the heads up. 

Thanks for that Pornfest

Ruzzian piggy went to hell.

Pfahahahahahahaha

This little piggy turned to mist

I will be saying this forever.

Is that you kash patel?

It could create toenail fungus shrapnel.

They always are at that age. 

You must be a mathematician

Explosive detonation follows the path of least resistance, which definitively won’t be the ground in this case. Under the quality of care I expect they get, it’s probably enough to require amputation.

I would guess that only the best soldiers get heated insoles. Fuckin genious.

Slammed by ads on mobile, was a bit hard to read, but heated insoles when powered is a bit devious as long as you can guarantee that any of the tampered units are accounted for once distributed. Would be bad to have any make their way to civilian aid.

All the units are mixed when it comes to guns. Bullet weights are in grains or grams, bullet diameters is millimeters or inches.

You are right in that this is sometimes done, e.g. German Wikipedia ([in the article about the unit itself](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gran_(Einheit\))) states this: > Die Einheit wird zunehmend durch Karat bzw. Milligramm ersetzt. Jedoch werden die Massen von Hand- und Faustfeuerwaffengeschossen, von Pfeilspitzen sowie von Treibladungspulver bei Munition weiterhin allgemein in englischen Grain angegeben. > (auto-translate) The unit is increasingly being replaced by carats or milligrams. However, the masses of handgun and pistol bullets, arrowheads, and propellant powder in ammunition are still generally given in English grains. But it doesn't seem to be common on its own at all. For example, the article you quoted: > You'll see that the bullet weight is described in terms of grain No, you won't. The bullet weight is stated as "4,08–9,53 g", and the g is for grams, not grain. In the article text, there is a bullet weight given in grain once, but only in combination with the weight in grams: "124 grain bzw. 8 Gramm Gewicht". - - - If you want to see a really fucked-up use of units, look at the English version of the article, which includes this sentence: "The 9×19mm Parabellum has 0.86 ml (13.3 grains H2O) of cartridge case capacity." So there, they aren't just using grains as a unit of mass, but also as a unit *of volume*, by comparing to the amount of water that would have the same volume.

You gotta be careful talking like that, you're likely to upset the listnookors

I've tried to invent these many times, but I always got cold feet

I have a problem with used thongs in my freezer.

Maybe..but all it takes is one guy putting on the boots, going for a walk his feet blowing up, and them inspecting and tossing all the boots. it's a minor disruption, but a lot of work for potentially only getting 1 person and them having to throw away a few boots

It's more about the paranoia it instills, and extra inspections, than the number injured.

I used to have heated insoles, you get a little battery pack and like a scrunchy that you can put on your fat part of your leg that I can't think the name of. This usually has a tail that hangs down and your insolves have the male tails coming up. They only last for a few hours, so you would more than likely keep it unplugged until you start having painful feet. Depending on their operation they might not even plug them in for weeks. Because chances are you're not getting new batteries any time soon. The catch is because of that, your hands are going to be close to the power source if you ever intend to use them too. But also the ones I had got a recall notice for lighting themselves on fire. This is just an Amazon delivery landmine. It really is a-z

that's how electric heaters work.

They're supposed to be electrically heated insoles, gotta plug it in to power it.

"Yuri! I'm about to get my 10k steps in to..."

The five point sole exploding foot technique.