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Questions & Help Mar 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM

Border Patrol's Gregory Bovino to retire, sources say

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/border-patrol-gregory-bovino-retire-immigration-enforcement-rcna263751
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Wazula23 Mar 16, 2026 +2749
Steve Lockjaw got his corner office
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Mykiss420 Mar 16, 2026 +518
Nevermind the air freshener coming from the vents
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CelestialFury Mar 17, 2026 +92
*cries in happiness for getting an average corporate office* The man died happy.
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Wazula23 Mar 17, 2026 +30
He loved black girls.
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EagleForty Mar 16, 2026 +418
"I believe she was a sperm thief" "A semen demon?" "That's correct." "Colonel Lockjaw, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in reverse?" "They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it."
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drethnudrib Mar 16, 2026 +195
That right there is why OBAA won Best Picture. The script is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
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-Thick_Solid_Tight- Mar 16, 2026 +59
She wanted his precious bodily fluids.
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DifferentActivity812 Mar 16, 2026 +44
Won the Academy award for adapted screenplay too! “Semen Demon” is literally an Oscar worthy line.
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EagleForty Mar 16, 2026 +62
I didn't particularly like the movie, but it had a few laugh-out loud moments like this, and Leo falling off the roof.
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drethnudrib Mar 16, 2026 +142
The whole gag with Leo not remembering the passphrase was f****** gold.
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GueroBorracho3 Mar 16, 2026 +64
"I'm calling in a Grayhawk 10! That's right! Cause you're a miserable f****** prick!"
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ClownBaby10 Mar 16, 2026 +29
Life man... LIFE!
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Cervical_Plumber Mar 16, 2026 +17
agree, so f****** funny.
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DefiThrowaway Mar 17, 2026 +14
It was a masterclass in pacing.
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R-K-Tekt Mar 17, 2026 +20
I literally laughed out loud when he said this line in the movies. Completely insane dialogue
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4RCH43ON Mar 16, 2026 +17
He was certainly channeling Gen. Jack D. Ripper.
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[deleted] Mar 16, 2026 +42
“Oh Momma!”
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itslikewoow Mar 16, 2026 +24
Hail Saint Nick
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TobysGrundlee Mar 16, 2026 +7
If only.
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HardWorkIsHappyWork Mar 16, 2026 +10
Too peaceful
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SpiceEarl Mar 16, 2026 +15
He won his Oscar, now it’s time to retire.
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0o0o0o0o0o0z Mar 17, 2026 +5
> Steve Lockjaw got his corner office Unless he gets some special air freshener in that office, he is getting hauled into Congress over and over and over here come past Nov.
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mrdominoe Mar 16, 2026 +3197
"Retire?" The piece of shit should have to spend the rest of his life in f****** solitary.
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PaulSarlo Mar 16, 2026 +351
Maybe. In this administration, the bad tends to get replaced by worse. If you don't lick boots well enough, you get traded out. If you don't perform the impossible/illegal, you're shuffled off. If you make the boss look slightly bad, even when you do exactly what he told you, you're out. His show was a huge window into how he's running the country, with the inclusion of making up a new emergency every couple weeks to keep everyone involved off-balance.
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Donnicton Mar 16, 2026 +193
Homan *is* the worse replacement. The best description I've seen of the two is what while Bovino wanted to strut down the street and have you see him coming, Homan wants you to wake up one morning and find everyone in your building is already gone. And that is very much still happening, The Littlest Gestapo may be off the streets and out of the news but the new threshold has successfully been placed forward and people continue to be be grabbed all over the country and it's not slowing down.
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thegreedyturtle Mar 17, 2026 +65
You essentially just described the difference between the Brown Shirts and the SS.
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Xefert Mar 16, 2026 +29
Exactly. Bovino had the citizenry actually paying attention. A more civil approach, not so much
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GetsBetterAfterAFew Mar 16, 2026 +71
This is why fascism will always lose because it will always eat itself eventually, well said.
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mdp300 Mar 16, 2026 +52
Unfortunately, a lot of people get hurt in the process.
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StarktechJanitor Mar 17, 2026 +12
No it doesn't. North Korea, Russia, China, all alive and well. There's a way to make a stable fascist state.
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CrotalusHorridus Mar 16, 2026 +5
Yeah but how many millions have to suffer or worse.
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tokes_4_DE Mar 16, 2026 +22
Bovino is one of the ones I feel truly couldnt be replaced by someone "worse,". He was an abhorrent excuse for a human being without a single remotely redeeming quality. He's pure f****** evil, he and Miller both. Plenty of others too but I feel they stand out ontop of the pile of shitty people.
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noonenotevenhere Mar 16, 2026 +16
Homan IS the worse replacement.
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skond Mar 17, 2026 +4
I'm beginning to think this administration has a staff whose entire purpose is saying "Hold my beer."
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boogermike Mar 16, 2026 +40
Actually I want him to have to walk around in the public. He was the public face of ice and he deserves all that comes with that
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QueefSeekingMissile Mar 17, 2026 +6
I bet he's going to go home and hang up that nice sharp nazi uniform of his. That just won't do.
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[deleted] Mar 16, 2026 +20
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tarion_914 Mar 16, 2026 +6
Him and the rest of the cosplatriots can line up to go to Iran first.
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salami_cheeks Mar 17, 2026 +3
Sorry pal. Look at your next paystub and know that a tiny portion of your Fed withholding is paying dude's pension.
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[deleted] Mar 16, 2026 +2807
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Tyrrox Mar 16, 2026 +580
He should receive all courtesies his desicions offered to civilians.
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wahoozerman Mar 16, 2026 +152
He has a family apple orchard in Boone, NC. Where half the population hates him for for what he did, and the other half hates him because Trump threw his ass under the bus after he "made Trump look bad."
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StayWeirdGrayBeard Mar 16, 2026 +32
Yeah, I don’t think he’s gonna get the quiet retirement he was hoping for here.
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RhetoricalOrator Mar 16, 2026 +19
One can hope.
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GoLow63 Mar 17, 2026 +9
I read a blurb that said he's moving to Italy after retiring ? If true, he'll be the first of many out of Trump's circus to flee the U.S. once the Orange Shitgibbon is gone.
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betheusernameyouwant Mar 17, 2026 +7
Lol I hope he does move to Italy. I don't think he'll have a great time there considering how Italians feel about ICE and maga
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igetproteinfartsHELP Mar 16, 2026 +249
That applies to everyone complicit with this administration
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JohnBrownOH Mar 16, 2026 +9
[Everyone](https://imgur.com/gallery/everyone-DHTlmFZ) Fascism...nazis...the confederacy....they're all a cancer on humanity and the problem we're dealing with now is because, in the past, we've left parts of the cancer behind to fester and grow.
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yukonnut Mar 16, 2026 +15
I believe it can no longer actually be referred to as an administration, and has veered into “ regime “ territory.
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After_Ride9911 Mar 16, 2026 +49
Yeah, but he’ll probably go at least 5’3” “under the radar”
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yhwhx Mar 16, 2026 +90
He should be sent to CECOT.
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b1argg Mar 17, 2026 +3
No, he should be sent to ADX Florence.
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temujin94 Mar 16, 2026 +63
This is the dumbest opinion ever, he was an American citizen who committed crimes in America against American citizens. Remember when the US citizenry was almost completely silent when they were openly running offshore torture camps during the war on terror? Well those in the Trump administration watched that and made notes and now you're seeing them employ similar strategies on migrants and other groups they want to demonize, which included sending them to offshore torture prisons (CECOT). So prosecute these people lawfully and correctly this time and maybe you can learn from the mistakes of the past and one thing to learn from Trump is don't outsource your justice system to dictators in South America.
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_Schrodingers_Gat_ Mar 16, 2026 +59
Alligator Alcatraz it is, but the 2’ cube cage may need to be downsized.
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Intensityintensifies Mar 16, 2026 +11
He takes up very little space, throw him under the shoebox under my bed and be done with it.
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OldTimeyWizard Mar 16, 2026 +29
> Remember when the US citizenry was almost completely silent when they were openly running offshore torture camps during the war on terror? I actually don’t remember the US citizenry being completely silent. The Torture Memos were frequently talked about and lead to like a dozen people being court-martialed over Abu Ghraib. Literally the only reason the general public knows about Guantanamo Bay is because of the torture going on there being a frequent talking point during the War on Terror. Obama literally ran on closing Guantanamo the first time around. There was actually a time where closing Guantanamo had bipartisan support, but after years of Fox News fear-mongering about “super terrorists” the right lost the will to close it.
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MrMeeseeks33 Mar 16, 2026 +13
Friend of mine is a bar tender in Vegas and said he was there once at her bar. Her words were “dude looked like he has seen or been through shit, but deserves to f*** off and never know peace”. She claimed she served him one beer and closed him out telling to “don’t order another beer here again”.
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EddieVanzetti Mar 16, 2026 +15
He'll move to Florida most likely, buy a McMansion in a gated community, go golfing and watch OAN all day and night in between beating his wife and complaing how "this new Border Patrol is too soft".
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Educational_Bend_941 Mar 16, 2026 +9
He's 5'2" and unhappy about it. He's never known a moment of peace
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Bubbles_2025 Mar 16, 2026 +10
At least his walk of shame will take longer.
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bigsteve72 Mar 16, 2026 +7
Take his benefits away
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RussiaOwnsAmerica Mar 16, 2026 +596
It would be an absolute shame if the general public took it upon themselves to make this guy hate every remaining second he has on this earth.
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Fun-Durian-1892 Mar 17, 2026 +60
It’s pretty easy to look up where someone lives if they own or mortgages a house in this country…
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OkAssignment6163 Mar 17, 2026 +15
We seen that shit stain standing next to others. We don't have to look up.
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BeccasDreamboat Mar 17, 2026 +12
He has said publicly that he plans to retire to his hometown of Blowing Rock, NC. That's just outside progressive Asheville so he won't see a day of peace for the rest of his life. His sister (also in this article) is a nurse in Boone and made herself and her life very public. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15288355/greg-bovino-border-patrol-family-secret-donald-trump-immigration.html https://chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdogs/2025/12/12/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-deportation-elcentro-california-blowing-rock-boone-north-carolina-migrants-immigration
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Thief_of_Sanity Mar 16, 2026 +50
Or doxxed him. Whoops.
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chris14020 Mar 16, 2026 +846
We still need to prosecute this man for his terroristic actions. 
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NaiveChoiceMaker Mar 17, 2026 +118
* Greg Bovino targeted civilians and peaceful protestors * Greg Bovino lied under oath * Greg Bovino lit the fuse that got two americans killed and then tried to cover it up.
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anticrom2 Mar 16, 2026 +163
And cancel any pension he thinks he’s getting for retiring.
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chris14020 Mar 16, 2026 +28
Of course, I should hope he isn't collecting a pension in prison. 
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the_crustybastard Mar 17, 2026 +3
His family can. They shouldn't benefit either.
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ChuckNorrisSleepOver Mar 16, 2026 +44
Did yall know you can find peoples address from the tax records online of the county they have property in? It’s a very convenient way to pay your taxes. Put in your name (last, first) and it’ll bring up your property taxes. You can easily cross reference your parcel ID that you get from the tax record on the local GIS website to get a view of your plat. You get to see on a map where your property is and how it connects to your neighbors. It’s super convenient.
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invisible_nc Mar 17, 2026 +11
Avery County, NC is a good place to start
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Correct_Emu7015 Mar 16, 2026 +490
Retire!? F***** should be in jail.
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PigFarmer1 Mar 16, 2026 +63
I would imagine he's got a gig lined up with Faux or Newsmax.
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DiamondGeeezer Mar 17, 2026 +18
should be supermax
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Mattlh91 Mar 16, 2026 +10
What's crazy is he's basically being forced to retire because he mockingly said something about Jews being 'the chosen people' in a phone call.
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TableAvailable Mar 16, 2026 +29
He can still be prosecuted for the crimes he committed.
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igetproteinfartsHELP Mar 16, 2026 +150
Gregory Bovino, the U.S. Border Patrol head who became the face of President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, will retire at the end of the month, two Customs and Border Protection officials told NBC News. Emails obtained by NBC News showed Bovino was frustrated in Chicago in October when he was told to conduct “targeted” arrests rather than “full scale immigration enforcement.
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IntriguedPsycho2 Mar 16, 2026 +73
The fact that “targeted” and “full scale” are not synonymous in his mind is only slightly concerning /s. Sorry Mr. Bovino, you can’t just walk up to someone randomly and arrest them for looking illegal. Or well, you can but it says the quiet part out loud. Guess the administration was too woke to work for.
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neep_pie Mar 17, 2026 +9
Kavanaugh already declared they can stop people simply based on accent and appearance.
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ddkent Mar 16, 2026 +19
The real reason he got pushed out is because he went on an anti-semite rant. Very simple.
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Curmudgeonadjacent Mar 16, 2026 +97
He needs to be prosecuted.
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sweetangeldivine Mar 16, 2026 +72
Nuremberg 2.0 should be coming for his Nazi cosplaying ass
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Th1rte3n1334 Mar 16, 2026 +124
Why hasn’t this guy been prosecuted for encouraging his subordinates to commit horrendous acts of violence against people that opposed ICE? Surely someone has to be investigating the violent crowd control tactics, violation of judicial orders, destruction of property, unauthorized searches, falsifying reports, and lying to the courts that his people did under his watch. Will he really go into retirement free of all the illegal practices he did and encouraged others to do?
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Meta2048 Mar 16, 2026 +54
Who would prosecute him?  The Trump administration encouraged and supported him to do all those things.  They still encourage current leadership to keep doing those things.
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Th1rte3n1334 Mar 16, 2026 +10
Honestly, I know no one in this administration will prosecute any of their own no matter how horrendous the crimes are. Never forget our President has been convicted of sexually assaulting a woman and has been accused by ~~women~~ girls in the Epstein files of r***. Yet they decided that not even that was worth investigating.
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O-parker Mar 16, 2026 +67
His retirement should be served in prison
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BigBubblesNoTroubles Mar 16, 2026 +35
Enjoying the rest of his life on your tax dollars. 💸
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Dick-Guzinya Mar 16, 2026 +13
Have fun eating spit burgers the rest of your life.
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rolL_uP_one_more Mar 16, 2026 +9
Great, now prison for life
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Tokie-Dokie Mar 16, 2026 +20
May he enjoy his corner office in the Christmas Adventurers Club.
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mrmrspersonguy1 Mar 16, 2026 +9
Send him directly to jail
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Xefert Mar 16, 2026 +8
Minnesota and Los Angeles should both have filed charges against him by now
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SweetLoLa Mar 16, 2026 +6
He should be arrested and put on public trial for crimes against humanity.
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thatmntishman Mar 16, 2026 +8
Retire in a cell with an orange jumpsuit would be my suggestion.
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Latter-Possibility Mar 16, 2026 +7
When’s he going prison is what we really want to know!
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iIdentifyasGrinch Mar 16, 2026 +6
Now he can devote more time for cosplaying as Gollum
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black_metronome Mar 16, 2026 +6
He should be thrown in prison
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JoshuasOnReddit Mar 16, 2026 +6
Retire? Dude needs to be in prison
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ajfrye44 Mar 16, 2026 +5
“I imagine you’re gonna wanna take off that handsome-lookin’ S.S. uniform of yours, ain’tcha?… Now that I can’t abide.”
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Fhlex Mar 16, 2026 +5
To retire? Should be to prison. What a time we live in.
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m3g4m4nnn Mar 16, 2026 +4
May he feel perpetually threatened for the rest of his miserable life. Disgusting little gremlin.
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Agreeable-Agent-7384 Mar 16, 2026 +5
Unless he’s retiring in a jail cell in El Salvador getting “lost” I don’t want to hear it. Prison should be his only stop.
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Olden_Grey_1889 Mar 16, 2026 +6
Retire to an isolated Federal Prison, I hope!
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Big_Replacement2631 Mar 17, 2026 +6
They misspelled, “be prosecuted and jailed.”
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PopeAlGore Mar 16, 2026 +4
He's going to join some company and when he does it is very important that that company becomes the target of the public's scrutiny.
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whydontyousuckmyball Mar 16, 2026 +5
That usually means they are certain he would be fired if the Democrats take congress. If he retires now he can keep his retirement vs losing it if he is fored or charged with a crime.
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deRgiB6319 Mar 16, 2026 +4
What a chicken shit DOG......... F****** MUTT.
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Skinnieguy Mar 16, 2026 +4
Dude looks like the type who will live the rest of his life in South East Asia
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AmatuerApotheosis Mar 16, 2026 +4
He should not be allowed to retire. He should be held accountable and punished for his illegal and immoral actions.
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jonnysunshine Mar 16, 2026 +4
With government pension and benefits.
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BillyShears17 Mar 16, 2026 +4
I recall seeing a post here that someone on 4chan predicted this couple weeks back and they have all the info where he will be from his new address to the diners he frequents and such. Someone close to him must've been the one who leaks that info
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Interesting-Yellow-4 Mar 16, 2026 +5
Nah, man, he needs to be locked up pending trial.
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Available_Leather_10 Mar 17, 2026 +3
Moving to El Salvador for the lower cost of living.
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PorygonTriAttack Mar 17, 2026 +4
What a piece of shit. 55 years old and he can retire early. Meanwhile the rest of the Americans he helped f*** over will still be working and paying for this guy's pension. This is such a cushy job for someone who is a total moron.
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worldscollice Mar 17, 2026 +4
Retirement isn’t enough. There’s no space for people like Bovino on this planet.
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hamsterfolly Mar 17, 2026 +3
It’s crazy that Republican administration officials get to just leave office as their punishment.
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ExtensionIcy2104 Mar 17, 2026 +4
Good now charge him with crimes
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ninfan1977 Mar 16, 2026 +24
So he retires while Alex Pretti and Renee Good are dead. Thats not justice. Thats corruption and passing responsibility. America is cooked as a legitimate country
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kingsumo_1 Mar 16, 2026 +9
You know what's sad. If he were taller, and better at interviews, there's a really good chance he'd still be in his old position.
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Kannazuki1985 Mar 16, 2026 +5
It almost seems like a guarantee that a bar fight gone wrong is gonna be what does him.
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Cold-Permission-5249 Mar 16, 2026 +3
That’s not accountability, that’s just removing a problem. He should’ve been fired, investigated, been charged with any crimes uncovered during the investigation, and lost his pension. That’s how you start building back confidence in government and ensure people face actual consequences of their actions.
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psycospaz Mar 17, 2026 +3
To a nice career making up bullshit on fox news most likely
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aquoad Mar 17, 2026 +3
guessing he'll end up as a talking head on some right wing talk show or channel or something.
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xeonicus Mar 17, 2026 +3
Take his f****** pension too. He doesn't deserve to retire comfortably.
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DArtagnanPierre0129 Mar 17, 2026 +3
May he never experience a day of peace and quiet for the rest of his miserable life. F*** that guy sideways with a rusty monkey wrench
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Niceguy955 Mar 17, 2026 +3
My bet is that Trump will pardon him. As he will the ICE murderers, Kristi Noem (lying under oath), Pam Bondi (same), Hegseth (war crimes), RFK jr (crimes against humanity with his vaccine war), and the rest of the criminals.
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Colecoman1982 Mar 17, 2026 +3
Don't forget to include embezzlement for virtually all of them...
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SomeSamples Mar 17, 2026 +3
I am thinking this a****** shouldn't leave the country. He may be needed to answer some questions in various lawsuits.
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Gearran Mar 17, 2026 +3
Ha, retiring before the consequences of his actions "retire" him permanently.
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Chickennbuttt Mar 17, 2026 +3
Now remove his pension.
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Fivein1Kay Mar 17, 2026 +3
To prison? Retire to prison?
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Objective-Giraffe-27 Mar 17, 2026 +3
I'll vote for Democrats that vow to strip his retirement and pension 
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shizblam Mar 17, 2026 +3
The next president should demote him in his retirement.
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rd4635 Mar 17, 2026 +3
This dude should be in f****** prison
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AdThick8853 Mar 17, 2026 +3
Doesn’t have Momma Noem to protect him anymore. Poor wittle guy…
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Hot_Guess_1871 Mar 17, 2026 +3
May he have a very disruptive retirement
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bobcat116 Mar 16, 2026 +5
Non-violent antagonism. Make him MISERABLE. Say their names: Renee Good, Alex Pretti and the thousands of unknown humans who suffered at his hands.
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PaulSarlo Mar 16, 2026 +3
Curious as to his security situation post-retirement. I'd imagine there's going to be a lot of people pretty unhappy with what they did to their families that may carry a long-lasting grudge.
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FarGrape1953 Mar 16, 2026 +5
Retire until the Nuremberg trials next year? Have fun.
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antaresiv Mar 16, 2026 +2
Maybe he’ll get a corner office like his buddy Lockjaw
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harperluutwo Mar 16, 2026 +2
Not before he goes to jail.
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crineo Mar 16, 2026 +2
i like to pronounce his name bovine-oh
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Unusual-Economist288 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Good. Now he won’t have to go on leave during his trial(s).
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keskeskes1066 Mar 16, 2026 +2
He just wants to retire and spend some quality time with his defense attorneys.
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yard_ranger Mar 16, 2026 +2
Tell him to take the rest of the lollipop guild with him.
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Visual_Exam7903 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Can't wait for Michelle to win the next presidential election, and remove his pension.
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star-heels1969 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Not going to save him from future prosecutions. He retirement home should be a prison.
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someoldguyon_reddit Mar 16, 2026 +2
Everybody's favorite pocket nazi is calling it quits. Wanker.
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Kytyngurl2 Mar 16, 2026 +2
More time for soggy biscuit eating, his favorite hobby next to the shoe thing
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derangedplague Mar 16, 2026 +2
Is he being old yellered? Hopefully he'll buy a farm.
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manical1 Mar 16, 2026 +2
does he get to keep his pension?
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Sober_Alcoholic_ Mar 16, 2026 +2
Headed to Argentina, eh Bovino?
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Time-Industry-1364 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Knowing him, he will probably try to find one of those “Whites Only” Klan Kommunities. Him retiring makes sense though - he is more or less completely and permanently un-hireable in any legitimate capacity. Instantly recognizable and has a badly tarnished professional reputation.
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Zone_Beautiful Mar 16, 2026 +2
Good, I hope lots of people will sue him!
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Secret_Account07 Mar 16, 2026 +2
The human race is better for it I have to think lockjaw from one Battle after another was based on him
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TheSeniorBeat Mar 16, 2026 +2
Does he get to keep the Nazi coat?
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BiglyBear Mar 16, 2026 +2
We will have a nice single bedroom apartment at GITMO waiting for him!
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DylanTheV1lla1n Mar 16, 2026 +2
It is f****** absurd that this guy will receive a pension and benefits for terrorizing vulnerable people.
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All_Hail_Hynotoad Mar 16, 2026 +2
So can he be arrested now?
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Sedert1882 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Can a future AG charge him for potential criminal/civil rights violations?
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honey_graves Mar 16, 2026 +2
He’s gonna get a pension watch
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A78012575 Mar 16, 2026 +2
It’s like witness protection… but for thugs.
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5150MEX702 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Retire but we won't forget.....
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Soulman10 Mar 16, 2026 +2
If he's smart he'll flee the country. The next administration will be coming after him.
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Ambitious_Egg9713 Mar 16, 2026 +2
lol “retire”. More like “put out to pasture”
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slabby Mar 16, 2026 +2
Now he'll just be a hobby racist, not a professional one
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Whis65 Mar 16, 2026 +2
Ya, we will be seeing you again scumbag. Your journey is not over.
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SophonParticle Mar 16, 2026 +2
May he never have a days peace.
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No_Truth4137 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Apparently he gave short notice
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RicksterA2 Mar 17, 2026 +2
He should be 'retired' to jail. And with no retirement pay.
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iamliterallyonfire Mar 17, 2026 +2
Still needs to end up in prison when the trials begin.
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Azura13 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Retirement will not save him when the bill for this administration's crimes comes due. He'd better run a lot further than NC if he wants to escape the consequences.
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ChipDouglas09 Mar 17, 2026 +2
I bet when he retires he's going to take that uniform off...and we don't like that one bit.
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RonDFong Mar 17, 2026 +2
it would be terrible if he were constantly harassed and refused goods and services at any businesses he visits.
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paka96819 Mar 17, 2026 +2
This was known when he got booted out of Minnesota
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JayGatsby1881 Mar 17, 2026 +2
This guy gonna try to hide out in Argentina after Trump is out of office lol
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sarmstrong1961 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Probably retiring to Brazil to avoid prosecution.
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emersond70 Mar 17, 2026 +2
P****. Needs to be prosecuted, if and when this administration is ever out of power.
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Stanwich79 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Good . He's a civilian now
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Bleezy79 Mar 17, 2026 +2
I sincerely hope America makes it past this extremely corrupt and inept administration so that we can hold every single one of these fascists accountable for their crimes against this country.
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wildmaninid Mar 17, 2026 +2
Noem and Bongino - the 2 Horsefaces of the apocalypse 
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ImpressPlus662 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Retired like Blade Runner? 
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The_Mediocre-Gatsby Mar 17, 2026 +2
This cover and Greg are associated forever. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kUDCVnHRMuk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kUDCVnHRMuk)
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WiSoSirius Mar 17, 2026 +2
I hope that every time he steps outside, he steps on dogshit and then gets berated for his failures in public office. No solitude for this f*** up 
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thecooltiger Mar 17, 2026 +2
Don’t let him fade into obscurity
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4030Lisa Mar 17, 2026 +2
Convenient… before the midterms and the whole administration gets thrown into a blender. He’s thinking that will save him from investigation… let’s hope he’s wrong.
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eyeballburger Mar 17, 2026 +2
He’s probably gonna hide.
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OPGuest Mar 17, 2026 +2
He can volunteer as one of the seven dwarfs at Disneyland.
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ZonerLoner Mar 17, 2026 +2
Back to smoking meth behind the 7-11 I guess.
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CelebrationFit8548 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Title should be reading 'Border Patrol's Gregory Bovino to be jailed for 30years without parole'...
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Uebelkraehe Mar 17, 2026 +2
Don't worry, they are arbitrarily abducting and murdering people with or without him.
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pipb1234 Mar 17, 2026 +2
He’s hoping his retirement will save his behind
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TheSyde Mar 17, 2026 +2
Retire in jail right? Right!
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Global_Assignment6 Mar 17, 2026 +2
C*** retires. That’s what the headline should say
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Jo-Jo-66- Mar 17, 2026 +2
Poor little man wanted to be a big hero, play soldier and pretend he was untouchable….retire to a MAGA life of misery and be remembered for all the pain and suffering you caused innocent people.
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Adventurous-Tea-876 Mar 17, 2026 +2
Colonel Steve Lockjaw
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ChrisinCB Mar 17, 2026 +2
Ah the classic bow out strategy so you can’t be prosecuted/ held responsible
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