CBS boss David Ellison hosts dinner honoring Trump amid $111 million CNN merger

Billion not million

Alternate title: Rich person kisses the ass of a clown to try to make more money.

Can you freaking imagine if any Hollywood boss had ever hosted an event to “Honor” (Clinton, Obama, Biden etc). The ridicule and outcry from the right would have droned on for months.

Corruption rules during the Trump regime!

So how many hamberders are going to be served for a $100 million thank you meal?

Traitors to America

111 BILLION dollar merger . Monopoly of the Mass Media . USA home of the fees and rich

No end to the greed.

How to find time when trump is so busy honoring himself?

He knows how to asskissing that’s for sure.

“Yes sir, Mr. Trump. As deep as you can get it in me!”

Don’t forget the knee pads, David

But he's not biased at all

CBS won't get a minute of my TV viewing ever again.

sycophants, the lot of them.

Don’t forget to cup the balls, David.

Dinner For Smucks reboot.

Can somebody please explain to me how America and its capitalist system isn’t just pay to play by powerful billionaires? How the f*** is this system of greed sustainable?

His teeth whitening obsession has caused an irreversible squint 

It’s all out in the open. They don’t care what we think. They’re not afraid of us.

Someone will have to wake up trump so he can eat his McDonalds

Truly embarrassing.

The corruption runs deep in this one.

What’s Donald’s cut I wonder.

As they spiral the drain flailing while kissing the backside of a moronic conman.

That’s bus change. Small entertainment expense to his income statement.

Think of the additional billions they’ll have once it’s Ellison and then 250 AI bots filling every position beneath him. Except maybe a human PA until they get the kinks out of those new Chinese robots. The shareholders will be beyond ecstatic! Until the drivel that is pure AI starts turning up as content. And generation on generation of AI self consuming and training itself means it’ll only get progressively worse and worse as the bot algorithms start syncing into utter c***.

Title got the value wrong - its billions, not millions.

Kneel before Zod!

I remember when people were mad that Biden wanted to ban tiktok. They said that “the president can't interfere in that kind of matter”. Geez I hope they are mad now. Who am I kidding? They don't care unless it's a democrat.

Follow the money

Openly celebrating complicity is not a good look now or for any foreseeable future except the very darkest.

Sounds about right! It's the easiest way to buy approval for your CNN purchase. So brazen.

Hope you like the way his ⚽🏈 taste while they're in your 👄.

I wonder how many warehouses CBS owns. hmm? oh, no reason...

Is it an open invitation to everyone?

Ellison's are bad and will ge their comeuppence someday!

I h*** these mf’ers!!!! F***

They they had an Oligarch Freak Off that went long into the night.

“Million.” That’s cute.

Held at jr’s club in dc. Always payola.

Fun.

If Mr Ellison is reading this please hire me sir. I shall work for you and be a great ass kissing et.