>This is not the first time the CDC has paused some of its lab testing. But it is pausing more kinds of tests than ever before, and it is not totally clear why, said Scott Becker, chief executive officer of the Association of Public Health Laboratories.
To "own the libs" of course
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myislanduniverseApr 2, 2026
+289
I've gotta think it's funding.
ETA: to be clear, the people who have cut the funding have done so maliciously, but I believe the staff at the CDC are probably making hard decisions about what they can afford to do, where.
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ManChildMusicianApr 2, 2026
+63
Definitely funding for rabies testing. It’s not a rapid test. Remember in the Godfather when they sent a severed horse head?
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Crocodilian4Apr 3, 2026
+1
People don’t know about the brain smoothie enough tbh
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TrynnaFindaBalanceApr 2, 2026
+54
Lack of funding and lack of ability to attract talent.
It turns out that when you hollow out an organization, destroy its prestige, make it unsafe to work there and prioritize blind loyalty over merit or skill, you deter people who are actually good at their jobs from working there.
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DryPersonalityApr 3, 2026
+2
This here is lost ion so many people. If they could read they would be upset. The damage will be felt for a long time.
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Fried_puriApr 2, 2026
+21
That’s it, by the way. No clue why people would blame the CDC instead of the administration who has been clearly and openly cutting funds from everyone and everywhere.
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Visual_Fly_9638Apr 2, 2026
+23
Papa Nurgle loves you and wants to spread his love to you, one pustule at a time.
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oldsecondhandApr 2, 2026
+7
Always thought the Harkonnens were too unrealistic, but finally the picture is coming together.
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dorarahApr 3, 2026
+1
Pestilence… war… what were the other two?
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bugabooandtwoApr 3, 2026
+1
Will hurt rural areas most of all.
1
gabacus_39Apr 2, 2026
+321
Make Rabies Great Again
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smurfsundermybedApr 2, 2026
+115
Lockjaw is now a key component of looksmaxxing.
115
Potemkin_JediApr 2, 2026
+51
Look, if you’re hydrophobic you’re gonna look so f****** cut!
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AwarenessRude5541Apr 2, 2026
+10
"Get rid of all that pesky water weight with these two simple steps! Drink raw milk and get rabies!"
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Visual_Fly_9638Apr 2, 2026
+3
Hugh Jackman went on a water fast before his wolverine shirt-off scenes to look extra chiseled. This is just making sure you're always looking camera ready!
3
hirudoredoApr 3, 2026
+1
tbh I'm down with letting the incels give themselves lockjaw.
1
MyAnusBleedsForYouApr 3, 2026
+1
You like rabies? I love em!
1
GroomsiApr 2, 2026
+3
Make Diseases Great Again!
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Low_Pickle_112Apr 2, 2026
+2
Who's going to make sure that our roadkill is safe to eat now?
2
PM_ME_ITALIAN_STUFFApr 2, 2026
+212
A few years ago when I was working for my degree, our field had the CDC/NIH as one of the most prestigious places you could ever work for. Today, that is now the total opposite.
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DifficultOpposite614Apr 2, 2026
+27
Are we great again yet????
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dragons_fire77Apr 2, 2026
+14
Yep. My sister worked overseas for many years and any drugs approved by the FDA always got a fast lane approval there. Absolutely not the case now.
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TucuRebornApr 3, 2026
+9
My cousin worked alongside the CDC to develop treatments/vaccines for diseases. One of the teams she worked on ended up getting a Nobel Prize, in fact.
She quit during Trump's first term, she saw the writing on the wall that shit was going to get bad. She's now a university professor, and is a lot happier without the fuckery of admin changes.
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firefighter26sApr 2, 2026
+59
I guess you can't have an outbreak if you're not testing for anything, right?
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GozerDGozerianApr 3, 2026
+3
Right!
Anyhow, I’m not feeling so hot. I’m gonna go lay down for a few months and get some rest.
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Darth_JinnApr 2, 2026
+54
No way this could go south...
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ShortStoryIntrosApr 2, 2026
+14
That's the plan
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eileen404Apr 3, 2026
+1
But there have been no measles cases
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LystAPApr 3, 2026
+2
It always gets worse.
2
vba7Apr 3, 2026
+1
Putin must be happy his investment pays off
1
diligentPond18Apr 2, 2026
+24
We're #1 ~~at speedrunning the apocalypse~~ 🦅🦅🦅
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gnanny02Apr 2, 2026
+28
Probably because they got rid of all the people doing that work.
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spottie_ottieApr 2, 2026
+20
CDC - still a 'center' but really dropping the ball on controlling diseases
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NewsCardsApr 2, 2026
+38
> The pausing of lab testing comes in the wake of the dramatic downsizing of the CDC in the last year through layoffs, retirements, resignations and the nonrenewal of temporary appointments. Staffing fell by 20% to 25%, according to different estimates, and was felt across the agency — including in the laboratories.
Wow, look at those cost savings!
And imagine the cost savings when millions of people fall ill and die!
Republicans really do know what's best for America!
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sicilian504Apr 2, 2026
+12
This is giving "If we stopped testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any" vibes.
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chazz1962Apr 2, 2026
+8
The reason is clear…. RFK JR is an idiot.
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2q_xApr 2, 2026
+15
They suspended the test for poxvirus molecular detection. That's the test for **smallpox**.
https://cdc.gov/infectious-diseases-labs/php/test-directory/index.html
Combined with similar moves at DHS to shuffle staffing for ICE raids, the US is pretty much wide open for a bioterror attack and genocide.
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The_Space_JamkeApr 3, 2026
Wouldn't it be the damn karmic cherry on top of the shit smoothie if the death knell to the American Empire was a smallpox outbreak, considering how the Natives were practically annihilated by the disease?
If we're in a simulation then apologies for bringing the possibility up.
0
FallouttgrrlApr 3, 2026
+1
We're in a simulation and the only player is Trump
Nothing else makes sense other than his outright cheating the game
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UbiSububi8Apr 2, 2026
+25
Great. Now Atlanta can become the next Wuhan wet market.
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SkewedZenith7Apr 3, 2026
+7
If you don't run any tests, you won't have any cases
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Kiwi_In_The_CommentsApr 3, 2026
+2
treating epidemiology like a toddler playing a game of peekaboo.
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SkewedZenith7Apr 3, 2026
+1
I mean, this is what they're doing haha
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WyrdHarperApr 2, 2026
+5
FWIW most of these tests are not exclusive to the CDC. The (potential) loss of disease tracking and reporting is a bigger issue.
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MichaelJayDogApr 2, 2026
+11
We'll see how convicted the anti vaxxers are in their beliefs when they get exposed to rabies
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winterwolf2010Apr 3, 2026
+5
Then why the f*** have a CDC then? This is like taking over a fire station in your town, selling all the trucks, laying off most of the firefighters, and telling people who call in an emergency to go f*** themselves. Damn this shit is so f****** stupid.
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PigFarmer1Apr 3, 2026
+2
King Donnie doesn't care what rational people think.
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iDoWeirdApr 3, 2026
+5
>Hey, Dale! Do you have enough gas in your truck to get me to Nowheresville Under Trump Southern Rural Area General? I can’t afford gas and I got bit by a pretty foamy critter…
>Nah, Hank. NUTSRAG got shut down last week. Found out lookin’ to see if they needed a Senior Abscess P**** after the only other facility lost funding last month and all us SAPs were outta the job.
>Damnit, Dale! Well. Maybe I’ll be okay. I’ll just call J.R. over at Animal Control to grab the critter to test ‘em for rabies. Shot ‘em dead after gettin’ bit, gotta try somethin’l
>Nah, Hank. Animal Control sent samples from critters ain’t actin’ right to NUTSRAG.
>DagNABBIT, Dale. Well…let me think. Wait, isn’t there that big ol’ disease place few states by where all them nerds can do it? They’re always doin’ stuff like that. Post office is open…kinda…JR can send it over.
>Nah, Hank. If you mean the CDC, they fired a buncha those nerds and don’t bother lookin’ into critters or other nasties anymore.
>DargNARBITZ, Dale! How come? This ain’t cuz we didn’t want those OTHER vaccines, is it? Are they fussin’ at us over it?
>Nah, Hank. You ‘member JR’s cousin Vaccine Maxine? She used to work at that CDC, if you can’t believe it. Girl that never ditched with us in grade school ‘n went to that fancy expensive college wantin’ to cure cancer or something? Told JR they shut down her critter testing department and pulled whatever “grants” for other stuff.
>Gosh, Dale. Maybe JR knows what else I can do? I think I’m gettin’ to worry.
>Nah, Hank. You didn’t hear? JR’s been gone since them ICY dudes nabbed him during bowling last week. Turns out JR ain’t for Junior, it’s short for Javier RuhRoh! Said he was Mexican Scooby Dooing something, but I don’t know ‘bout that.
>Shit on a biscuit, Dale! I’m bettin’ you can get us up to the city by tomorrow morning. They’ve got loads of hospitals out there.
>Nah, Hank…no one wants a professional SAP, so I cain’t buy even ten miles worth of that $6 gas. Definitely cain’t be gettin’ city trippin’ tank full! ‘fraid you and me are both stuck in Nowwheresville for a hot minute.
>Uh…Dale?
>Yeah, Hank?
> Am I gonna be okay, Dale?
> Nah, Hank… Don’t think so.
> Well, shit, Dale…
———-
Halting critical testing for some pretty nasty diseases while causing rural healthcare to crumble seems like a pretty blatant culling strategy.
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Unique-Coffee5087Apr 2, 2026
+10
"This is not the first time the CDC has paused some of its lab testing. But it is pausing more kinds of tests than ever before, and it is not totally clear why, said Scott Becker, chief executive officer of the Association of Public Health Laboratories."
If you don't test, it's like the disease isn't here, right?
Now, think of why the regime wants to conceal the number of these infections in the U.S. Does this imply that there are growing instances of rabies, monkeypox, etc to be embarrassed about?
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KenUsimiApr 3, 2026
+5
So now, instead of knowing if the dog that bit you had rabies, you’ll just have to sorta guess.
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Kiwi_In_The_CommentsApr 3, 2026
+2
relying on pure guesswork after a feral animal bite is an method for reducing the long term burden on the medical system
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sawyouoverthereApr 3, 2026
+2
Prophylactic rabies treatment still exists
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AnonymousJoe35Apr 3, 2026
+3
How stupid are we as a country?
Asking for a friend.
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TsunamaRamaApr 2, 2026
+3
Don’t worry, they’ve also taken plenty of short-sighted actions to speed run the destruction of this country’s biodiversity. No animals, no rabies!
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SleepingToDreamingApr 2, 2026
+3
Let the monkey bites reign supreme?
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RidingRedHareApr 2, 2026
+3
The Horseman of Pestilence doing his work.
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Fire_Z1Apr 2, 2026
+3
Republicans don't believe in vaccines. They believe God will protect them
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WeightmonsterApr 2, 2026
+3
If there’s no test, it doesn’t exist.
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d3k3dApr 3, 2026
+3
Why? Because GOP wants to thin out the herd. This is a direct result of the funding cuts.
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napalmnaceyApr 3, 2026
+3
The stupidity of this is absolutely f****** galling.
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Mad_Minotaur_of_MarsApr 2, 2026
+5
Just put that blue shit in your water, you'll be alright
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AfvalracerApr 2, 2026
+2
Brilliant decision! What could possibly go wrong
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allanon1105Apr 2, 2026
+2
Surely this won’t come back to haunt us in the future…
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SponchmanApr 2, 2026
+2
I believe the ultimate goal is to privatize much of the CDC and punt this research over the private pharmaceutical companies.
With the idea that is treating a disease is profitable then a company will take care if it.
If the affect population of said disease isn't profitable then f*** em.
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UprisinqApr 2, 2026
+2
They’re going to attempt to kill all the poor people by denying them care systemically and enabling easily preventable yet deadly diseases to spread
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avgjoe33Apr 2, 2026
+1
But then who will do all the actual work for the superrich?
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Solesky1Apr 2, 2026
+3
Robots. That's the ultimate plan with the data centers. You can have a stable human population of 100,000 or so
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avgjoe33Apr 3, 2026
+1
It is interesting, I think robots could be labor, but I dont think you can generate wealth from robots. I think wealth must come at some expense of others. Like all that robo labor has to make a thing that some sucker will buy for more than the cost of the robots and the time to make it. Getting rid of the people at the bottom just makes a new, self-same bottom again.
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Long_Appointment_341Apr 3, 2026
+1
They aren’t thinking that far ahead. These idiots thing only of the next quarter.
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millos15Apr 3, 2026
+2
boy that brainworm is really running the show.
How F****** embarrassing of USA to be acting like this
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Atomic0691Apr 3, 2026
+2
Can’t have a confirmed outbreak if you’re not testing for it…
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NotAChanceBuckoApr 3, 2026
+2
"It would be fake and gay to continue these experiments . All of these guys are total losers. " - Trump , probably
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Kevin686766Apr 2, 2026
+2
Good.
When the CDC is being funded by a shitty administration it is just wasted money.
Right now public testing by non government groups will give better results and be more publicly known.
I would trust testing by third party groups over the currently government funded CDC.
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bobbersonbob06Apr 2, 2026
+1
Did you steal my rabies out of my dresser drawer?
I like to shoot up rabies before a big game
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KindlyAdvantage7726Apr 2, 2026
+1
What could possibly go wrong????
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MallardRiderApr 2, 2026
+1
Make America sick again.
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arxaionApr 3, 2026
+1
That's okay, now we have more money to blow up schools and residential homes.
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PigFarmer1Apr 3, 2026
And send people to the moon.
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letsseeitmoreApr 3, 2026
+1
It’s a bold strategy Cotton
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Informal_Process2238Apr 3, 2026
+1
Remember what happened when trunp stopped the early warning program that monitored diseases in china ?
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KingSilverApr 2, 2026
So now people are just expected to go through rabies shots anytime they get bit by an animal or risk death? Wtf
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sawyouoverthereApr 2, 2026
+8
That’s been the recommendation for a long time, so yes.
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thegamenerdApr 2, 2026
+11
That is the safest option when getting bit by an animal, I wouldn't wait on potentially getting test result back on the critter when the risk of death is so incredibly high and the window is so tight for effectiveness of the post exposure rabies shots.
To clarify: I still think the CDC stopping this test is so incredibly stupid that it's hard to put into words. This will impact tracking of these diseases to a incredibly dangerous degree!
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hyoukoApr 2, 2026
+3
That is in fact the protocol generally, yes, unless there is documentation showing the animal in question is up to date on their shots. Even if the animal gets tested (and at least for bats, the test is postmortem, conducted on their brain tissue) you do the shots first because the test isn't reliable and once rabies symptoms show up you are in for a horrible death.
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RazZadig_2025Apr 2, 2026
+1
I saw another article that said there is only one employee left in the rabies unit and none in the pox unit.
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audible_smilesApr 2, 2026
+1
Well, at least it’s not like rabies is almost universally fatal or anything.
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Verum_OrbisApr 3, 2026
+1
Rabies is a disease with a 99% mortality rate and once you exhibit symptoms there is no cure or treatment.
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sawyouoverthereApr 3, 2026
+2
Yes but testing is not the first thing that is done. Vaccination is.
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