Even death has to experience Chuck Norris one day. RIP
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DEIrebootMar 20, 2026
+398
I heard that the opening 27 minutes of Saving Private Ryan were loosely based on a game of dodgeball played by Chuck Norris in 2nd grade.
398
iAMthebankMar 20, 2026
+70
This would have occurred around the mid 40’s. So, of course there isn’t video.
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Ordinary-Leading7405Mar 20, 2026
+33
There’s video, but Chuck’s spin generated a magnetic field intense enough to rip electrons from their shell. So the film is pure static with a lot of screaming.
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PatMagroin100Mar 20, 2026
+7
It was 18 hours of static
7
scratchydaitchyMar 20, 2026
+8
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
8
alexi_bMar 20, 2026
+2
I understood that reference
2
Pomdog17Mar 20, 2026
+12
You made my day. Thanks 😊
12
LibrarianEven5464Mar 20, 2026
+95
RIP to death
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DaBear1222Mar 20, 2026
+19
Does that mean we can live forever now ?
19
Sunshine030209Mar 20, 2026
+18
Aww man, I was really looking forward to not having to do dishes and stuff eventually.
18
-Nightopian-Mar 20, 2026
+1
Death Jr. is still alive.
1
Porkchopp33Mar 20, 2026
+6
"In the eyes of the unsuspecting Ranger" RIP 🪦🪦🪦
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iwellyessMar 20, 2026
+3
If Chuck chooses to stay dead
3
austinsuttMar 20, 2026
+20
I haven’t felt like this since Steve Irwin passed. I guess the silver lining is that Chuck’s physical energy has passed back into the earth so we should have a super earth now. No in all seriousness heart felt condolences for his family, friends, and all who loved him.
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Fun-Tooth-622Mar 20, 2026
+22
Comparing these two is wild
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GenoThymeMar 20, 2026
+24
Chuck Norris said there would be 1000 years of darkness if Obama was re-elected. No sympathy for him getting to experience that darkness for himself for eternity, and that’s even before comparing him to Steve Irwin.
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Simon_the_GreatMar 20, 2026
+6
Chuck Norris said to grieving after the world drops off his plane of existence
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MexicanChalupaMar 20, 2026
+2
Even death must face he's demons one day.
2
KttuluMar 20, 2026
+611
RIP. Some of my favorites memes from the late 2000's were Chuck Norris jokes
611
lol_AwkwardSilence_Mar 20, 2026
+119
Barrens chat was unstoppable
119
Sea-Hour-6063Mar 20, 2026
+32
Now he will be with that dudes wife near the little hut
32
jtrainacominMar 20, 2026
+16
i literally learned about his death from r/classicwow
16
RealLeaderOfChinaMar 20, 2026
+8
Trade chat was going wild
8
bankruptonspellingMar 20, 2026
+41
86 is dead at Chuck Norris.
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HuffteyMar 20, 2026
+27
Rip. Definitely one of the best memes from those days
Also if Chuck Norris is in heaven does this mean the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is nearly upon us
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
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ResonatingOctaveMar 20, 2026
+5
You have awoken a part of my childhood that was burried and forgotten. Thank you for making me remember my childhood joy again
5
zooalbertMar 20, 2026
+4
The Conan and walker texas ranger clips bit was art.
4
Steamed_Memes24Mar 20, 2026
+446
Family just confirmed it on his Facebook. I hated what he turned into, but i did enjoy his older content he used to make.
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soulmagic123Mar 20, 2026
+81
Curious what he turned into, really have no idea.
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whichwitch9Mar 20, 2026
+540
While people are dismissive of it in this thread, he was very openly anti-lgbtq+. For lgbtq+ kids that grew up with the memes and thought of him fondly, him doing things like advocate against gay marriage in 2008, call the boyscouts "too gay", tout "family values" as a reason why while having an illegitimate child he ignored from an extramarital affair, and generally just spread hateful rhetoric, hurt moreso than normal.
He was also a Christian nationalist who advocated for creationism in schools, was part of a group advocating for adopting Bible teachings into public schools, and was very intolerant towards non Christians.
But if you were a white Christian straight man, or he thought you were, he was great to you in person. Just not great to everyone else.
540
batmanineuropeMar 20, 2026
+306
Damn. It sounds like Chuck Norris should have kicked his own ass.
306
fabulousfantabulistMar 20, 2026
+98
Walker, Texas Ranger would definitely have roundhouse kicked his ass
98
tooclosetocall82Mar 20, 2026
+21
Would he though? The only progressive part of that show was reverence for Native Americans.
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jotsea2Mar 20, 2026
+37
Which is a big move away from the rangers historical stance on said issue
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w3stvirginiaMar 20, 2026
+3
His costar was Clarence Gilyard, a black man.
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tooclosetocall82Mar 20, 2026
+6
Walker was always shown to be superior to him though. There was no confusion about who was the better ranger.
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7degreeZMar 20, 2026
+6
Tbf the show was called Walker, Texas Ranger. Not Walker & Trivette
6
here4astolfoMar 20, 2026
+32
he also switched from dem to rep oddly around the same time a black guy became president.
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the president /s
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sabres_99Mar 20, 2026
+7
He was always uber conservative. Huge Reagan fan, supported prop 8 in CA, part of the Obama “birther” movement. Guy was an a****** who hated people who were different. There’s a lot of shitty stuff he did.
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Tough_Object7659Mar 20, 2026
+6
He said there “would be 1,000 dark years” if Obama was elected. Yeah, Chuck was a pos.
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atlanticMar 20, 2026
+39
> while having an illegitimate child
seems to be on point.
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cowsintheclosetIGMar 20, 2026
+46
I literally had absolutely no idea about any of this. I looked up to him due to Walker Texas Ranger, my grandma watched it religiously.
This is highly disappointing to hear about him. And definitely changes how I view him. Not that I really gave a shit about him on the daily lol but all the memes and shows definitely painted him in a positive light to me. Thankyou for the info btw. All bigots should be called out always
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ChurnsbutterMar 20, 2026
+6
Lmao I’m in the same situation. Although, we did find some magazines about how bad abortion was in her house after she passed, so I think she would have supported him more.
6
Qoric422Mar 20, 2026
+10
Yeah Chuck Norris was an a****** but it's still funny. I just found out Afroman hit a woman on stage and is super Republican I'm like damn is just every rich person a piece of dirt? That's rhetorical yes yes they are
10
username_KellyMar 20, 2026
+14
I told my family, one less Trumpster.
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FetusGoesYeetusMar 20, 2026
+6
I honestly knew nothing about him other than the memes so this sucks to hear.
6
GawdiscoolMar 20, 2026
+3
Thank you for sharing. It’s interesting a lot of people didn’t know this and hope it changes someone’s view.
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Elissa-Megan-PowersMar 20, 2026
+2
Hear hear needs more upvotes to the top. He made fun movies while I was growing up still fun to watch but he’s a real piece of shit, so I won’t be going out of my way to leave flowers at his grave.
2
Daily-Double1124Mar 21, 2026
+2
One of my co-workers commented that Death experienced Chuck Norris. I replied that Death experienced my mom 5 months ago,and it was a much better experience.
2
BottomOfTheSea88Mar 20, 2026
+2
That’s unfortunate
2
MrGreen17Mar 20, 2026
+133
I believe he ended up being super-MAGA-ey.
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soulmagic123Mar 20, 2026
+25
Ah. I suspected that but recently I was in hotel watching a walker texas ranger marathon and for whatever reason the season had mark cuban sprinkled in , like he was staying at mark Cubans house, about to get married, it felt random, but I never caught wind of him going full MAGA.
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AlistarDarkMar 20, 2026
+48
He was pushing for the Bible to be taught in schools as a legitimate textbook. He believed the Bible to be taken literally, that it wasn't metaphor, allegory and/or tall tales.
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steauengeglaseMar 20, 2026
+9
Biblical literalists are like offensive realists. They believe in it 100%, but only 50% of the time. Otherwise they'd be more worried about sea monsters coming out of the ocean than Obama being the antichrist.
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Striking-Composer838Mar 20, 2026
+2
So yeah, the same as 1/3 of the people in our enshitified country.
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Donald_Epstein69Mar 20, 2026
+5
Wait what??? Did anybody even know who Mark Cuban was when Walker Texas Ranger was on?
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MagnetoWasRight24Mar 20, 2026
+3
Maybe right at the end of the show? Cuban didn't buy the Mavs until 2000 he definitely wasn't famous in the 90s.
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kgal1298Mar 20, 2026
+2
Probably just well connected enough where studios knew him...it happens way more often than people realize.
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Darmok47Mar 20, 2026
+2
He became rich in the late 90s. So it's possible.
2
GoodtimeZappaMar 20, 2026
+14
Just remember the insanity of any single episode of Walker Texas Ranger and forget about anything else. It's too funny to be ruined.
And, never forget what Walker told you...
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SaWalkerMakasinMar 20, 2026
+11
Walker told me I have AIDS.
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BrutusMcGillicudyMar 20, 2026
+36
A right wing nut job.
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I-need-ur-dick-picsMar 20, 2026
+11
A full-on unapologetic MAGA a******. Obama birther and everything.
The world is a better place without him.
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henryhollawayMar 20, 2026
+4
MAGA piece of shit.
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dayumbrahMar 20, 2026
+4
Thank you, so many folks ignore how he really was. Its important to talk about these things. As someone who grew up with him on TV and then the memes, we all thought he was a legend but really he was a sad, angry bigot. Shame to see anyone behave like he did
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ShortSqueezeMeeeeMar 20, 2026
+3
See this is the type of comment that I wish people would spread. Not hate, just disagreeing and that’s it. I hate seeing people celebrating and wishing death on someone who doesn’t support their views. +1!
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WashOffOMar 20, 2026
+130
He had to tell death when he was ready.
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Katicflis1Mar 20, 2026
+47
Dude was posting pictures of himself throwing punches at a training-partner just days before his death.
May I be in that good shape up to the end.
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fellow_who_uses_reddMar 20, 2026
+5
Monkey paw finger curls, you get extra fit but die within a year from a car crash
5
Katicflis1Mar 20, 2026
+2
Why dude. Why.
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MiyamotoKnowsMar 20, 2026
+10
Guy was such a coward. He used his fame to punch down on marginalized groups. There is a little less hate in the world today and I can only applaud the reaper.
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ViciousVendittaMar 20, 2026
+77
Death once came for Chuck Norris… now it works for him.
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Magnus-ArtifexMar 20, 2026
+3
Death once came for Chuck Norris
Death settled for monogamy
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dudeloveall2814Mar 20, 2026
+3
Chuck Norris got tired of kicking deaths ass and gave him a mercy win.
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nim314Mar 20, 2026
+64
Guess that in the end even Chuck couldn't defeat death. Or racism. Or homophobia.
I feel sorry for his family but do not, myself, mourn his passing.
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HotHits630Mar 20, 2026
+15
F*** that bigot.
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jotsea2Mar 20, 2026
+11
Well said
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CallmeKahnMar 20, 2026
+142
Before God said "Let there be light", he asked Chuck for permission.
Due seriousness, peace to him and his.
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Free_Investment4013Mar 20, 2026
+31
I was going to say, God wanted a vacation so he called Chuck back to work.
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Great-Worth-6812Mar 20, 2026
+8
Lmao. He ain’t in heaven
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Purring4KrodosMar 20, 2026
+5
So Chuck Norris got....86'd
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BrosefDudesonMar 20, 2026
+42
I guess it's a thousand years of darkness for ol' Chuck
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Ok_Bookkeeper_3481Mar 20, 2026
+20
Did JD visit him?
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myrmadon8Mar 20, 2026
+48
Chuck Norris didn’t pass away. He simply moved beyond measurable strength.
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SuplewichMar 20, 2026
+24
This is so scary when you look at his last three days. Wednesday, he was training with someone. Thursday, he got a medical emergency. Today, he passed away. It is so crazy how quickly life can take someone away when you think about it. RIP.
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senator_corleone3Mar 20, 2026
+19
It’s not unusual for 86 year-old people to die suddenly.
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Angelic-Boytoy-407Mar 21, 2026
+2
Tom Jones Reference 😅
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AlpineVibeMar 20, 2026
+3
It's not unusual for anyone, regardless of their age, to die suddenly.
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FallenAngelIIMar 20, 2026
+5
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone?
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Useful_Major_5797Mar 20, 2026
+9
Tis the brevity of life, granted he was 86, I thought he would have lasted well into his 90s.
Just do what ya can to stay healthy.
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nicosloft04Mar 20, 2026
+3
his mom died at 103 not even two years ago
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yukabyMar 20, 2026
+3
I mean he was 86.
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BenevolentFart223Mar 20, 2026
+2
Dude you can be in amazing shape and still get struck down by a brain aneurysm. Much earlier than 86 too.
2
Ali_Gator_2209Mar 20, 2026
+2
Good for him. There is nothing worse than months or even years of suffering.
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two4ruffingMar 21, 2026
+5
Bye MAGA shithead.
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Brent_LMar 20, 2026
+76
It’s a shame he shit on his legacy with his politics.
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Meme_PopeMar 20, 2026
+15
I can assure you zero *Walker Texas Ranger* fans are upset with his politics
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metah-4Mar 20, 2026
+2
I am and I am...I didn't know this because I never followed him...just liked the show...😞
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RomanticfrysMar 20, 2026
+38
I wonder did he high kick the pearly gates down
I am Atheist it's a joke
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WalksonthreeMar 20, 2026
+8
thanks for clearing up that you're atheist
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PinksamuraiiiiiMar 20, 2026
+19
He ended up being h******* maga, so I doubt he ended up there. He re-routed himself.
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cranktheguyMar 20, 2026
+4
Norris was a fundamentalist Christian. It pleases me that he would have hated this joke.
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curtislow1Mar 20, 2026
+19
Was his last post about being MAGA?
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thousandthlionMar 20, 2026
+8
He’s been writing for alt right publications for ages. He was part of the birther conspiracy. Man was a POS for ages.
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anime-zingjohnMar 20, 2026
+35
Well, now god has to step aside.
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f_n_a_Mar 20, 2026
+5
God said things were getting tough and called in the big guns
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threedogfmMar 20, 2026
+17
The memes were fun, the Christian nationalism wasn’t.
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pablete_Mar 20, 2026
+3
...he woke up in heaven and was received by Bruce Lee with a flying kick to the head!
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven, heaven goes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
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+15
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DIYsurgeryMar 20, 2026
+12
Chuck Norris just defeated life. RIP
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Amockdfw89Mar 20, 2026
+9
Like Teddy Roosevelt
“Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight".
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Bogey_YogiMar 20, 2026
+14
Death is Chuck Norris now.
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nemojakonemorasMar 20, 2026
+9
No. 86 dead at Chuck Norris.
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Deezul_AwTMar 20, 2026
+2
Birthday effect - your statistically more likely to die on or around your birthday.
2
BoredandTypinMar 20, 2026
+2
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
2
3-orange-whipsMar 20, 2026
+2
TMZ out here farming likes
2
DentistPitiful5454Mar 20, 2026
+2
Fond memories of watching Haley Joel Osment say "Walker says I have aids".
2
JuggernautEither9986Mar 20, 2026
+2
It's the only way he could get his shot to defeat the final boss.
2
No_Street8874Mar 20, 2026
+2
Hell gained another one.
2
xRATBAGxMar 20, 2026
+2
Tired of the meme format that celebrated this bigot.
The door kicked Chuck Norris on his way out.
2
Tuberculosis_CrotchMar 20, 2026
+2
Devoted MAGA, rabid birther conspiracist (racist), homophobe, creationist. Good riddance.
2
zeubermenMar 20, 2026
+5
my condolences to death
5
furrynoy96Mar 20, 2026
+4
The best way to honor him is to keep making Chuck Norris jokes, RIP Legend
4
RandyJacksonMar 20, 2026
+4
Rip barrens chat Chuck Norris memes circa 2005
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KnowMatterMar 20, 2026
+3
Chuck Norris doesn't die he just starts New Game +.
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SpiritedTechnician63Mar 20, 2026
+2
A lot of people seem to die really close to their birthdays
2
Longwell2020Mar 20, 2026
+3
He lost the only battle none of us can ever win. I bet death was still a little nervous.
3
3N1Gma874Mar 20, 2026
+3
Actually Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years the Grim Reaper finally worked up the courage to tell him
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jnanganoMar 20, 2026
+3
And nothing of value was lost.
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+15
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+2
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+5
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Par1ahMar 20, 2026
+5
Legends are remembered.
Heroes are honored.
But Chuck Norris…
Chuck Norris is permanent.
5
Bonk0076Mar 20, 2026
+5
Man some of these comments are just inhuman. Like guy had some opinions and all but y’all can’t even be civil and NOT say something shitty? Politics has got a lot of people twisted about what’s right and wrong these days, people forgetting how to be good people.
Anyways, the only way Chuck Norris could be killed was by Chuck Norris himself - he executed a roundhouse kick so perfectly roundhouse that he accidentally kicked himself.
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Warm-Delivery1418Mar 20, 2026
+3
Ironic, isn’t it? The tolerance crowd seems to be filled with the most hateful rhetoric. It’s almost as if they’re hypocrites.
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nova-prime-enjoyerMar 20, 2026
+2
Who ever said they had to be tolerant
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Warm-Delivery1418Mar 20, 2026
+2
Claiming other beliefs are intolerant while being intolerant is hypocritical at best.
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SilvrSablMar 20, 2026
+4
Oh god, my daughter is being born today. She's reincarnated Chuck Norris isn't she?
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Clint_SmegMar 20, 2026
+2
It depends. If she comes out roundhousing your wife in the ovaries, it’s pretty certain.
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SilvrSablMar 20, 2026
+2
Oh she's been doing that for months
2
ChiltonGainsMar 20, 2026
+4
He wasn't a good actor, his politics were bad, and the popular jokes about him being tough were largely unfunny.
[But he made this Conan clip possible, so RIP.](https://youtu.be/75ARfGqg76o?si=Vs1qrF-S3GpClHmP)
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+8
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CryptoAdptorMar 20, 2026
+3
He dosent do pushups he does world downs
3
Specialist_Bus2008Mar 20, 2026
+3
Hope he gets to enjoy his thousand years of darkness from the warm place.
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Kemp15Mar 20, 2026
+2
Damn sad day.. legend
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+5
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durangojimMar 20, 2026
+2
Chuck Norris could still beat Steven Seagal in a fight, even now.
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r_not_meMar 20, 2026
+3
Chuck Norris didn’t “die” he decided the afterlife needed him more
Now it is absolutely sealed, we will not win in Iran.
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Mr-PenumbraMar 20, 2026
+2
Nah dw we got Reacher
2
sac_cyclistMar 20, 2026
+2
I'll give you that I liked his character in gentlemanly warfare
2
Neener216Mar 20, 2026
+2
Wait - he was 86 and his mother died two years ago?
2
Intelligent-Ad-3850Mar 20, 2026
+2
He refused to give death permission to take her until recently
2
Successful-Cell-5732Mar 20, 2026
+2
he's already recovering
2
Downtown-Presence681Mar 20, 2026
+2
One fewer MAGA man. RIP mate
2
the_main_entranceMar 20, 2026
+1
If you go to your bibles right now you will notice all references to heaven and hell have been changed to Chuck Norrisland Up and Chuck Norrisland Down.
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_PortuGeezer_Mar 20, 2026
+1
Meanwhile the orange turd is still around 🙄
1
stringohbeanMar 20, 2026
+10
Chuck Norris loved trump…
He was a homophobic a******.
10
Key_Lie4641Mar 20, 2026
+4
Nobody seems to understand or care I guess, how much a pos chud this loser was.
4
Ninja_knowsMar 20, 2026
+1
They say he’s feeling much better already.
1
reddeadjetheadMar 20, 2026
+3
Good riddence. another Trump supporter bites the dust. too bad he lived as long as he did.
3
JellyButterPeanu1Mar 20, 2026
+3
Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, to bad he never cried
3
Zeldafan125Mar 20, 2026
+2
Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just got bored of life.
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Purp1eC0brasMar 20, 2026
+2
He’s just doing it now to break Jesus’s record since Easter is in 16 days
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PapichuloftMar 20, 2026
+3
Politics aside, he had been one of the greats to kickstart the modern action movies. He will be missed and will always be one of the action greats never to be forgotten.
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nikeguy69Mar 20, 2026
+2
He was an amazing person with great skills at martial arts.
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M25commuterMar 20, 2026
+2
Second coming of Jesus about to happen here on earth as there is only room for one messiah in heaven.
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senator_corleone3Mar 20, 2026
+2
We are all in even worse trouble if Chuck Norris is the messiah.
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chanchan_icemanMar 20, 2026
+3
Rest in peace to the man,myth and legend
Wowed us during our childhood with his action films and wowed us during the tweens to adulthood years with all the Chuck Norris fact jokes.
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Quick1711Mar 20, 2026
+3
People need to really learn how to separate the artist from the art. Who tf cares what his politics were?
RIP Chuck. You were a huge part of my childhood. And the memes were amazing!!
3
obasMar 20, 2026
Meh.. He was a piece of shit human so couldn't care less
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beargrimzlyMar 20, 2026
+1
Used to love the memes until I learned he was a MAGA freak. Very disappointing. Sorry for his family of course.
1
Mr-PenumbraMar 20, 2026
+2
You can love the memes while separating the reality of the person
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