If you don’t want babies but still want to have sex, there is always a***.
4
Jerri_manApr 22, 2026
+2
Don't threaten me with a good time
2
No_Signal_6969Apr 22, 2026
+1
And you're okay with some stds
1
calstanfordboyeApr 22, 2026
+2
Definitely a lot more STDs
2
RagnarawrApr 22, 2026
+1
It means more soldiers for them.
1
ThrowAwayLurker444Apr 22, 2026
+34
Finally something that won’t affect listnookors
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SoulBonfireApr 22, 2026
+8
I would have called the headline “Condom prices to _swell_ by 30%…”
8
BongoTheRatApr 22, 2026
+13
Trump wants a baby boom!
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opermonkeyApr 22, 2026
+9
I bet he does. 😔🤢
9
hgwelzApr 22, 2026
+11
Condiments? I never use them. - Stallone
11
GroundbreakingUse794Apr 22, 2026
-2
Condominiums*
-2
two_to_tootApr 22, 2026
+8
Everything at my yard sale is going up as well. I will also blame the Iran war.
8
Potential-Bee3866Apr 22, 2026
+5
"Trump fucks everyone"
5
TattooedBearApr 22, 2026
+2
Cowabunga it is
2
SportsDegen1867Apr 22, 2026
+2
Gotta start sticking it in the butt it seems
2
MechKeyboardScrubApr 22, 2026
+2
Considering 36 decent condoms is at $19 on Amazon right now, that's an extra 17¢ per condom. That's probably the cheapest thing being used that night.
Aren't condoms available for free if you know where to look?
2
iuuznxrApr 22, 2026
+1
It should be only a fraction of that, since the condoms consumers buy have a big margin and the company above sells to big brands and aid organization at rates much closer to the true cost of production.
1
arkencodeApr 22, 2026
+2
Now we really have to give a f***.
2
JiveChicken00Apr 22, 2026
+2
Trump is f****** us all, as usual.
2
IfIRespondImRightApr 22, 2026
+3
Oh noooo all the sex I have oh jeeeeez damn ah shucks now what am I gonna do
3
rdyoungApr 22, 2026
+2
Calm down morty.
2
TrumpetSolo93Apr 22, 2026
+1
You're gonna have to stick it waaaay up your butt Morty.
1
Tempest-in-a-B-CupApr 22, 2026
+2
Dugger family says: What are condoms?
2
OtherlandGirlApr 22, 2026
+1
Ah, the real reason! Gotta start popping out those babies now
1
mightyboinkApr 22, 2026
+1
D*** move
1
Logan9FingersesApr 22, 2026
+1
The price hit raising kids has also gone up
1
ABob71Apr 22, 2026
+1
They are hoarding them in preparation for the next olympics
1
sfc-JuventinoApr 22, 2026
+1
Is that because Trump is f****** around with everything so much, he's finally run out of rubber ?
1
EatinSumGrapesApr 22, 2026
+1
The price of condoms are not affecting the amount of births, not yet anyway.
1
coffee_collectionApr 22, 2026
+1
Oh cum on, this isnt fair. Nothing says “global crisis” like making protection less affordable. Bold strategy Karex.
Guess we’re all just raw-dogging inflation now.
1
MisterPistacchioApr 22, 2026
+1
And that is how you find out that this was the long game of how the governments with declining populations will get their birth rates up. Start a war.
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