If you don’t want babies but still want to have sex, there is always a***.
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Jerri_man12 hr ago
+2
Don't threaten me with a good time
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No_Signal_696913 hr ago
+1
And you're okay with some stds
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calstanfordboye13 hr ago
+2
Definitely a lot more STDs
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Ragnarawr10 hr ago
+1
It means more soldiers for them.
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ThrowAwayLurker44414 hr ago
+34
Finally something that won’t affect listnookors
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SoulBonfire13 hr ago
+8
I would have called the headline “Condom prices to _swell_ by 30%…”
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BongoTheRat15 hr ago
+13
Trump wants a baby boom!
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opermonkey15 hr ago
+9
I bet he does. 😔🤢
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hgwelz15 hr ago
+11
Condiments? I never use them. - Stallone
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GroundbreakingUse79414 hr ago
-2
Condominiums*
-2
two_to_toot15 hr ago
+8
Everything at my yard sale is going up as well. I will also blame the Iran war.
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Potential-Bee386615 hr ago
+5
"Trump fucks everyone"
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TattooedBear15 hr ago
+2
Cowabunga it is
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SportsDegen186714 hr ago
+2
Gotta start sticking it in the butt it seems
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MechKeyboardScrub13 hr ago
+2
Considering 36 decent condoms is at $19 on Amazon right now, that's an extra 17¢ per condom. That's probably the cheapest thing being used that night.
Aren't condoms available for free if you know where to look?
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iuuznxr12 hr ago
+1
It should be only a fraction of that, since the condoms consumers buy have a big margin and the company above sells to big brands and aid organization at rates much closer to the true cost of production.
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arkencode11 hr ago
+2
Now we really have to give a f***.
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JiveChicken0010 hr ago
+2
Trump is f****** us all, as usual.
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IfIRespondImRight15 hr ago
+3
Oh noooo all the sex I have oh jeeeeez damn ah shucks now what am I gonna do
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rdyoung14 hr ago
+2
Calm down morty.
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TrumpetSolo938 hr ago
+1
You're gonna have to stick it waaaay up your butt Morty.
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Tempest-in-a-B-Cup15 hr ago
+2
Dugger family says: What are condoms?
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OtherlandGirl15 hr ago
+1
Ah, the real reason! Gotta start popping out those babies now
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mightyboink14 hr ago
+1
D*** move
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Logan9Fingerses14 hr ago
+1
The price hit raising kids has also gone up
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ABob7113 hr ago
+1
They are hoarding them in preparation for the next olympics
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sfc-Juventino15 hr ago
+1
Is that because Trump is f****** around with everything so much, he's finally run out of rubber ?
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EatinSumGrapes14 hr ago
+1
The price of condoms are not affecting the amount of births, not yet anyway.
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coffee_collection14 hr ago
+1
Oh cum on, this isnt fair. Nothing says “global crisis” like making protection less affordable. Bold strategy Karex.
Guess we’re all just raw-dogging inflation now.
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MisterPistacchio13 hr ago
+1
And that is how you find out that this was the long game of how the governments with declining populations will get their birth rates up. Start a war.
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