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dankscott Mar 28, 2026 +1813

Any other time in history: oh f*** 2026: lol f*** that guy

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AdultContemporaneous Mar 28, 2026 +424

I have no idea how I'll ever explain the American troubles to my kid when she's older. Especially since we are from here. I get the sense that this is on every parent's mind, mainly because nobody talks about it. At all.

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fathertitojones Mar 28, 2026 +783

"We let the extraordinarily wealthy off from paying their part to society based on a social contract that they broke. By the time we realized that they had no intention of paying back their share that they stole from society, it was too late and their greed consumed us all." Idk something like that.

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contude327 Mar 28, 2026 +23

"Now, be quiet and eat the rest of your billionaire."

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capital_bj Mar 28, 2026 +120

The shitters full and there are no plumbers left, the end

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billybonghorton Mar 28, 2026 +23

Someone call Mario’s brother.

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NoConflict3231 Mar 28, 2026 +13

Lmfaoo

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crscali Mar 28, 2026 +48

More like we said “tax the rich” which pissed the rich off so they took over the country. Then they got more money from the poor.

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fathertitojones Mar 28, 2026 +38

Except we used to tax the ever living shit out of the rich. It’s not even a new idea. It’s a reversion to some of the most prosperous thinking in US history.

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Liimbo Mar 28, 2026 +16

Man thats crazy. There must be a ton of them to be able to completely control the entire population so completely! No way people would just let the .00001% own the entire world!

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Chutetoken Mar 28, 2026 +18

One of the robber barons once claimed he was rich enough to hire half the country to kill the other half.

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DreariestComa Mar 28, 2026 +21

"Honestly, it only took a few. When the difference between following orders or standing up against them meant putting food on the table...you'd be surprised how many people traded their freedom for a c**** tank of gas."

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International_Emu600 Mar 28, 2026 +16

Mass propaganda is a hell of a thing

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Old_Leopard1844 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Turns out unwashed masses with pitchforks at best are easy to own lol

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AcknowledgeUs Mar 28, 2026 +28

It was Sabotage!

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CBreezer Mar 28, 2026 +44

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight - this Watergate

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_PROBABLY_CORRECT Mar 28, 2026 +17

Listen all yall

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BookieeWookiee Mar 28, 2026 +7

It's sabotage

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ZumboPrime Mar 28, 2026 +6

Don't forget "a third of us cheered them on as they destroyed our lives".

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rarestakesando Mar 28, 2026 +6

The dream of becoming part of the 1% replaced the promise of heaven. Being rich meant you are smarter even if you lie and cheat and morality was for the week. Something like that

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PhishGreenLantern Mar 28, 2026 +2

Shall we shout? Shall we scream? What happened to the post war dream? Oh Donnie, Donnie what did we do?

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42TheAnswer2TheUnive Mar 28, 2026 +1

Well said.

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Neknoh Mar 28, 2026 +112

"People cared more about hurting others than protecting democracy, so they fell for a cult of personality where their own truth was more important than reality and reinforced by multi billion dollar media campaigns. It was modern fascism and all the signs were there, but that didn't matter to the people angry that a black man got to be president."

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rolandofeld19 Mar 28, 2026 +22

God, it really is like a rewrite of 1930s Germany with a few details changed but human nature very much the same.

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Windturnscold Mar 28, 2026 +25

I tell my six year old that the president is an evil man. She gets it.

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 +1

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Windturnscold Mar 28, 2026 +7

Do you actually have children? It’s bizarre to me that you’d think this would be a problem. My daughter is vastly more capable of complex thought than you’re worrying about

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OliveSoda Mar 28, 2026 -13

Definitely too young that its basically indoctrinating something they won't understand. Like watching the conservative elementary school kids with protest signs and their parents. The two party system was always gonna end up fucked I guess

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CamRoth Mar 28, 2026 +23

>the president is an evil man. This is just a straight up objective fact though.

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mostlyfire Mar 28, 2026 +36

Just show them Game of Thrones and explain that Trump was basically Joffrey but 70 years older with more incest. And skip the last season

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Insaiyan_Elite Mar 28, 2026 +9

First term Trump is more like Joffrey imo. He had some competent advisors who mostly kept him from going off the rails. This time around, he's like a white walker who'd have been real good friends with Ramsay Bolton

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Spare-Willingness563 Mar 28, 2026 +7

What’s crazy is many marginalized communities can explain this as business as usual except with a new demographic being targeted. This stuff is so far from unbelievable for some of us.

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No-Savings3537 Mar 28, 2026 +3

Very hopeful to think it's not going to continue getting worse and worse

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timpham Mar 28, 2026 +5

Because many are complicit. That’s why

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ProfessionalFlan3159 Mar 28, 2026 +2

My own kids in 8th grade have been learning about the Constitution. It's been wild.

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Parzival-44 Mar 28, 2026 +1

ChatGPT, how do I explain the American troubles to my kid when I'm older? ChatGPT: Depends on how rich you are. If you're poor, ask chatgpt! If you're rich, tell them it all worked out and stupid poor people are still using ChatGPT

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 +16

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The_Nice_Marmot Mar 28, 2026 +13

Sometimes there’s no “good guy” in a war, but if I had to pick one…

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iwantboringtimes Mar 28, 2026 +4

The "David vs Goliath" effect is definitely making me favor Iran in this match-up. USA and Israel come off as such big bullies in this situation.

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donkeykong64123 Mar 28, 2026 -11

Lmao rooting for Iran when they put a bounty on the US presidents head. And this is getting upvoted.

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gh0u1 Mar 28, 2026 +19

That's not a US President, that's a wannabe dictator who rapes children, get it right.

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 -22

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Domoavocado_ Mar 28, 2026

They're so embarrassingly hypocritical it hurts. The very people they defend don't give two shits about them.

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Exact-Pound-6993 Mar 28, 2026 +1296

"See you in Valhalla, brother."

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TJMilkshake Mar 28, 2026 +180

You have to die in battle to make it there. Those two are going to Hel for sure

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GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace Mar 28, 2026 +58

Dude he battles to focus on one thing in front of him every day

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Due-Dot6450 Mar 28, 2026 +19

Leave Hel out of it, we don't want them here.

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pimpfmode Mar 28, 2026 +2

One's already there

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 -22

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Extreme_Fantastic Mar 28, 2026 +23

Hel is the Norse land of the dead and goddess of death

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WeakBlueberry5071 Mar 28, 2026 +1125

Oh god for the good of mankind just release what you have on WikiLeaks

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mopeyunicyle Mar 28, 2026 +175

If they wanted to help mankind surely leak everything else that isn't public in the Epstein files then.

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KeppraKid Mar 28, 2026 +23

They don't have it because they got his personal email.

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Exciting-Ad-7083 Mar 28, 2026 +32

You think this guy was smart enough not to forward his work email to his personal email?

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mwilkens Mar 28, 2026 +27

The $50 million isn't the price to release the records, it is a bounty they're placing on Trump and Netanyahu's heads.

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DoradoPulido2 Mar 28, 2026 +159

Assange has already been imprisoned. Just like they did to Manning and tried to do to Snowden. There's no justice in the USA, just a long shadow that only falls on some of us.

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Rinzlerx Mar 28, 2026 +72

Assange has been out for more than a year. If it matters.

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Historical_Lynx_2674 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Shell of himself tho

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ps120evo Mar 28, 2026 +9

Manning and Assange are free.

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LeftToaster Mar 28, 2026 +8

I don't think Trump uses email and pretty much every thought he has goes out on Truth Social.

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thegoodnamesrgone123 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Someone pointed out how much he is in the Epstein files foe someone who doesn't really email

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davenTeo Mar 28, 2026 -4

Talked to my gf today--just new people to blackmail those in power.

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moonstrous Mar 28, 2026 +153

> Cybersecurity firms, including Check Point Research, track Handala under the name Void Manticore, which Check Point describes as 'one of the most active groups pursuing strategic objectives through cyber operations' on behalf of the Iranian regime. The group is also tracked under the names Banished Kitten, Storm-0842, and Red Sandstorm. Better look out for da Red: Sandstorm

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sky_concept Mar 28, 2026 +79

Void Manticore F****** SICK name

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itsfunhavingfun Mar 28, 2026 +21

Banished Kitten is my band name. We may have to change it now. Blink Storm-0842 sounds pretty cool though.

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in5idious Mar 28, 2026 +8

It ain't no Darude: Sandstorm

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pantry-pisser Mar 28, 2026 +6

That scene in Blade is one of the best action movie sequences of all time.

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KBWordPerson Mar 28, 2026 +116

“That’s the stupidest password I’ve heard in my life. That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.”

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ogie381 Mar 28, 2026 +25

"1-2-3-4-5" Ah, I see you've cracked my luggage code!

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LeftToaster Mar 28, 2026 +7

Thank you your highness ...

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SneakyCheekyHobbit Mar 28, 2026 +2

Someone surrounded by assholes?

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I-seddit Mar 28, 2026 +1

I got tired of using "*****".

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Cross_22 Mar 28, 2026 +166

Okay, but are they actually going to pay or is that like one of Trump's IOUs ?

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KimchiLlama Mar 28, 2026 +78

Hackers: “Can you prove that you were the one that really killed him?” Assassin: “Of course, here.” Hackers: “okay one sec.” *muffled sounds* *click* *dialling* Hackers: “Yea hello is this the FBI? I’d like to leave an anonymous tip.”

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Dripdry42 Mar 28, 2026 +14

FBI: “all they left us was the tip. that’s gonna make verifying this a lot harder…”

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SquishedGremlin Mar 28, 2026 +8

It's rather sad looking

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KimchiLlama Mar 28, 2026 +5

You’re holding it upside down.

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Critical_Cat_8162 Mar 28, 2026 +9

Does it matter?

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No_Hana Mar 28, 2026 +7

They will probably pay but you will then also have to basically become an Iranian and under Iranian authority. Which is probably not a bad deal cuz they definitely will praise you and treat you like a celebrity. as long as you dont die from war and stuff. You don't just go collect the bounty and go on about your day obviously. But yes I believe you will be paid and held in high regard. But also become a target yourself.

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pantry-pisser Mar 28, 2026 +7

You'd be dead within a week.

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ReactionJifs Mar 28, 2026 +2

they can just jump on GoFundMe

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DDHLeigh Mar 28, 2026 +163

Please hack Trump's email. Password is probably "cheeseburger". Edit: spelling

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selfownlot Mar 28, 2026 +66

hamberder

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a_rude_jellybean Mar 28, 2026 +12

Bubba

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1badh0mbre Mar 28, 2026 +9

Bubba69!

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mostlyfire Mar 28, 2026 +33

Some kid in his last term actually cracked his password one time lol and it was pretty obvious. Something like maga!2024 I think.

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HauntedCemetery Mar 28, 2026 +26

It was YOURFIRED then the kid let them know and told them they should change it. He then password guessed it again, MAGA2020 These are the guys conservatives want to have the nuclear codes

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Toby_O_Notoby Mar 28, 2026 +11

If it was "YOURFIRED" that's hilarious because it should be "YOU'RE".

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FuckeenGuy Mar 28, 2026 +22

Holy shit I’d forgotten this! Didn’t that kid get the book thrown at him too? Like it’s his fault the president is a f****** moron.

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xt1nct Mar 28, 2026 +4

Peaceprize2024

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Ok_Replacement4702 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Beesechurger

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hey_its_drew Mar 28, 2026 +1

I think misspelling might have actually got through the pass.

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ZealousidealDegree4 Mar 28, 2026 +44

I see they aren't wasting money on clash.

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JaRuleTheDamaja Mar 28, 2026 +6

ol siderkash

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nope_a_dope237 Mar 28, 2026 -3

Happy Cake Day

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finch5 Mar 28, 2026 -5

Happy cake day!

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MainSailFreedom Mar 28, 2026 +69

I bet you Trump would rather pay $50 mil to prevent those emails from coming out than pay for 25 oil tankers to get through the SoH.

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omjy18 Mar 28, 2026 +31

My biggest question is why was his x****** account name Spiderkash? Like i only saw on the original erkash so I guessed maybe like thunderkash but why spiderkash?

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Parada484 Mar 28, 2026 +17

Shoots webs?

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tarajo38 Mar 28, 2026 +7

Cobwebs?

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ScoobyDont06 Mar 28, 2026 +6

He can hang upside down from clenching a b******* on a rope

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damojr Mar 28, 2026 +9

[Urban Dictionary: spiderman ](http://spiderman.urbanup.com/17251245) While f****** a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to f*** her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"

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aidank21 Mar 28, 2026 +5

I prefer to "superman dat hoe"

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LeftToaster Mar 28, 2026 +4

Because ThunderCunt was taken.

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-ratmeat- Mar 28, 2026 +1

Spider catching flies?

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AandWKyle Mar 28, 2026 +18

dudes, they spend billions a day distracting from those files - make a bigger request Why have billions when we can have millions type shit And if they're competent enough to actually steal and have the information they claim, then they're competent enough to set up a system wherein if they get droned from space, the files release anyway I'm sad they're only asking for 50 million. that's barely enough to buy the yacht Bezos ***keeps in his yacht*** dream bigger my dudes.

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Lumbergh7 Mar 28, 2026 +6

I bet Kash’s password was 12345

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smoike Mar 28, 2026 -2

That's the same password as on my briefcase!

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duckinradar Mar 28, 2026 +11

F*** that, publish it and save the f****** world. 50 mil won’t do you shit when these morons are done

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dirtyshits Mar 28, 2026 +11

Let’s be honest. Nothing in there is going to make any difference. We know he’s raped and trafficked children and about a thousand other illegal things.

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 +38

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wng378 Mar 28, 2026 +30

Yeah, can we raise $50M to make sure it all gets released?

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nekromantique Mar 28, 2026 +6

Its not a bounty to hack/release. Its an actual bounty to eliminate them.

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[deleted] Mar 28, 2026 +5

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RespectibleCabbage Mar 28, 2026 +2

Or you know, keep it as is and still donate.

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PreparationFit6327 Mar 28, 2026 +4

Less worried about donating and more concerned with how to collect once the job is done. Where’s that link?

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Amazing_Athlete_2265 Mar 28, 2026 +4

Maybe someone will do it for free

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No_Monk_4477 Mar 28, 2026 +22

Lol, get me out of this weird time line… so stupid on every way you look at it

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ReactionJifs Mar 28, 2026 +3

which one will backstab the other for $25 million, lmao

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Meb2x Mar 28, 2026 +3

Every time a hacker threatens to hack someone, they never actually do it. I’d rather them just randomly start dropping info instead of blackmailing on an empty threat

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ballisticturtle Mar 28, 2026 +2

All I could do is a candy bar from Halloween and ripped ticket from the county fair.

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cencallude Mar 28, 2026 +2

remember when trump said theres a plan in place for iran if he ever got assassinated by iran..:hmmm

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Underfyre Mar 28, 2026 +3

They make this sound like a serious threat from a foreign nation, I hope they don't go to war with Iran.

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the_trump Mar 28, 2026 +3

How about some Trump and Melania coins? Maybe some black sharpies with a gold White House? Who says no?

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dontlooktothesky Mar 28, 2026 +1

jeez how many rial is that?

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doomgoblin Mar 28, 2026 +1

lol it won’t do anything if they got em. Their supporters don’t care. They only care about… ummm… I don’t really know..

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MattastrophicFailure Mar 28, 2026 +1

Cross Guild IRL

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GabeDef Mar 28, 2026 -5

That cyber group are sort of folk heroes.

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Navan8680 Mar 28, 2026 -2

1n3.

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