They have been trying since the 1600's, they want an American Inquisition, with these sociopaths as inquisitors.
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Candid-Change-40511 day ago
+29
This, it’s the descendants of the same assholes so religiously intolerant that Christian Europe, fresh off a set of wars over whose interpretation is correct found them too difficult to deal with. They set up shop in America and made their fundy twist of their undies everyone’s else’s problem since.
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HiiiTriiibe19 hr ago
+7
If you read some of the works of the original inquisitors, those mfs were absolutely sociopaths, they went and changed the definition of heresy when their grift stopped being profitable because they weren’t able to find any after they killed all the heterodox Christians
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T_Shurt1 day ago
+253
Watch the [video here](https://youtu.be/At3dA3mRJak?si=_sNwQ19IVSZ4DvI3) 📺
From the article:
*The Daily Show* sounded off on Hung Cao stepping in as acting Navy Secretary, suggesting he’s as “crazy” as the rest of the Trump administration.
Host Michael Kosta called out Cao’s past anti-Wiccan commentary, in which Cao feared his home state of Virginia would be taken over by witches.
After airing footage of Cao’s former remarks, Kosta said: “What the f*** are you talking about? I mean, why is everybody they appoint so f****** crazy?”
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NobodyLikedThat11 day ago
+70
Sounds like witch talk to me /s
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SpruceSpringstream21 hr ago
+8
I practice witchcraft and this is hilarious.
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Jo-Wolfe1 day ago
+63
Had a knock at the door a few weeks ago, opened to a couple in their 70s.
‘Hello we’re Jehovahs Witnesses’.
‘I’m a witch’.
‘Oh…. goodbye’
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buffysmanycoats1 day ago
+64
I put a sign on my door that says “solicitors will be sacrificed to the old gods, not the new” and I haven’t see a jehovas witness since 💀
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thisistherevolt1 day ago
+19
Can confirm it's effectiveness.
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Elexandros1 day ago
+7
Seconded. I have the same sign and the God-bothering has stopped completely for me.
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HappyTurtleButt1 day ago
+3
This is wonderful, lol.
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Candid-Change-40511 day ago
+15
It’s no joke on how well that works. I’ve got a skull and crossbones Christmas wreath that went up two seasons ago that I’ve never bothered to take down. The door camera footage of bemused religious or political would be door stops is a source of great entertainment in my house.
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cupcakes02201 day ago
+13
I crocheted a pride flag to hang on our front door, and our ring has caught two mormon groups pausing and deciding to move on to the next house.
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Tymathee1 day ago
+6
Funny thing is they're not supposed to be afraid of people like that but are smh
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RSquared1 day ago
+10
I used to live in Utah, and for the longest time I'd get out a beer just to answer the door with it when an LDS came knockin'.
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Which_Produce44181 day ago
+3
that's good clean fun right there
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Seayarn1 day ago
+3
I only had to tell them once.
No one ever came calling again. Apparently there is an invisible sign on my home now even us witches can't see!
But all the black cats in the neighborhood love me!
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thepsycholeech1 day ago
+12
I’d rather have wiccans take over than Christians
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BassesNBikes22 hr ago
+6
Hungton Caosby not only fears witches, he's also a Vietnamese white supremacist.
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epicgrilledchees1 day ago
+206
Can a reporter please ask trump his stance on witches?
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DennenTH1 day ago
+76
And when he inevitably goes on his grandpa rant about "[news group] has terrible ratings" as a distraction... They need to follow up "Yeah that's cool and all, but you have failed to answer my question. I don't care about your whining. I don't care about your misdirections. Just answer the question, or are you just going to continue to signal to America that you have no intent to be honest, just loud?"
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mrdude051 day ago
+23
And then he goes on the exact same grandpa rant and gets even more hostile to the reporter before telling them to shut up and going to the next question.
People have tried to pin him down on lies and call out contradictions, and he just walks all over them because they can't actually force him to answer
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Tangent_Odyssey1 day ago
+13
It’s also the quickest way to ensure you never see another White House press pool again.
I don’t like access journalism either, for the record. But that is where we are.
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Fabulous-Appeal-68851 day ago
+16
Quiet piggy! 🐷
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DennenTH1 day ago
+11
And by never asking the hard questions, it just makes all of the media complacent in all of this with no teeth.
Used to be a day where that was completely not normal. Used to be a day where talk shit get hit was the policy and getting hit was done by hard investigative journalism.
Not anymore... Now you just get people afraid they won't get invited back to the circus.
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latticegwop1 day ago
+8
Waiting for a reporter to state clearly: "you granted us access to be in here, vet us, and continue to coordinate and discuss with us. Do you want to contribute to your role as president and communicate to the American taxpayer or are you going to continue avoiding the truth?" But money.
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hobo_at_a_library23 hr ago
+4
His answer, "You know, you're a real loser, you know that?"
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SharMarali1 day ago
+8
I have been thinking lately about how awesome it would be if some reporter said “Yes, I suck and so does my publication. I’ll stipulate to that. Now, about my question…”
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Greatsnes1 day ago
+2
Sounds good in the shower. Wouldn’t make a difference. He’d just keep ranting and the reporter would get removed and nothing would come of it.
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LawfulValidBitch1 day ago
+10
If I’m being honest, I actually really don’t want someone to do that. I was raised as a pagan, and a lot of people I know and love are pagans. I know this might seen like a joke to a lot of people, but the community he’s complaining about is real, and so far we’ve flown under the radar. Asking Trump and making it a public spectacle would just make one more community of people who are endangered by this administration. I literally know a lot of Wiccans/Pagans/witches in Virginia, who might become targets of right wing nutjobs because of what’s already been said.
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KemShafu1 day ago
+3
And when he deflects that question, have the next reporter ask. They never have each other's backs.
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Bajileh1 day ago
+2
TMZ, if you're reading this, you're up.
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Nerdlinger1 day ago
+44
Breaking: Pentagon asks congress to $12 Billion to provide ducks for the US Navy.
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impressive1 day ago
+8
Clever. Then they can burn anyone who weighs the same as a duck.
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Salty_Paroxysm1 day ago
+11
What's the ivermectin budget for curing newt transformation?
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Few_Advisor35361 day ago
+5
There isnt one, everyone knows you just get better.
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marion851 day ago
+30
Because they're all greedy, deranged, narcissistic, misogynistic white supremacist, christian nationalists?
What about that is unclear at this point?
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SeanCrevalle1 day ago
+4
This. It shouldn't surprise anyone.
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HappyTurtleButt1 day ago
+2
They are not actual Christians at all though. Probably celebrate Jesus’s death, instead of being upset he was martyred.
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FreneticPlatypus19 hr ago
+1
I’m an atheist and I’m a better Christian than any of them.
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Firesky541 day ago
+11
It’s time to admit entire administration is a Benny Hill sketch.
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frackthestupids1 day ago
+6
Don’t diss Benny like that
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Wombatapus7361 day ago
+2
Seems more Monty Python to me but the point stands.
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Seve7h1 day ago
+3
Monty Python would actually be funny, all this is just deranged and depressing
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Blonde_O_Rama1 day ago
+9
In high school all my teachers thought I was a witch and they let me get away with everything because they were scared I would hex them lol. But alas, I was just goth with no super powers
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nappingondabeach19 hr ago
+3
Tina Belcher?
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xylicmagnus751 day ago
+7
“I’m not a witch! I’m not a witch!”
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Seeker801 day ago
+5
[I'm not a witch, I'm YOU!](https://youtu.be/44mqiBrB0zI?si=vqmnNRue7dTuNiog)
You can barely remember when this was the most crazy we'd had to deal with in a while.
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JakeHelldiver1 day ago
+2
Christine O'Donnell! That poor woman. You look at certain crazy people and you can just tell that their childhood was a carnival of horrors.
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burl_2351 day ago
+3
This ISN'T my nose. It's a false one!
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Conan-Da-Barbarian1 day ago
+15
His name is hung cao. Which I believe is Chinese for “hung f***.”
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Randomwhitelady21 day ago
+7
The people running the US, and the ones who voted from them are mentally ill. We are controlled by a pack of liars, conspiracy theorists, and con men. God help us all
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thisistherevolt1 day ago
+13
As a dude who's dated a couple ladies who into Wicca: He ain't slick. Dude has a crazy ex girlfriend he's afraid of/really freaking resents.
He's still bonkers and unfit to serve.
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dorianvovin1 day ago
+15
It’s also perfectly likely that the guy’s a Christian Nationalist and that’s all the reason he needs to hate witches. The administration has condemned “anti-Christians” as terrorists already, it doesn’t really require much effort to speculate that the administration of Christian Nationalists appointed another one and he’s still peddling 80’s era satanic-panic bullshit.
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GinAndDumbBitchJuice1 day ago
+4
Yeah, that's way more likely.
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Powergeyzer1 day ago
+5
How long till we have public witch burnings in the capital? Gotta get those evil witches before they eat more kids.
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RheaSloane1 day ago
+4
honestly... thats kinda wild, ive never really thought about trumps stance on witches before, thats a funny thought though lol
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dorianvovin1 day ago
+5
The Heritage Foundation, Stephen Miller, Peter Thiel, etc. are all openly Christian Nationalists, Evangelicals who still believe in Satanic Panic bullshit. Trump will happily peddle religious hate to pander to his base, even though he isn’t actually religious himself.
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AnglerOfAndromeda1 day ago
+5
Instead of *thoughts and prayers* it’s *headlines and distractions.*
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heidismiles1 day ago
+4
Because you have to be deeply, profoundly ill to support and participate in this administration. Period.
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Jokong1 day ago
+3
Yep, you'd have to be crazy to apply for the job, so it takes care of itself.
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blue_sidd1 day ago
+3
For exactly this reason.
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McTerra21 day ago
+3
In case you haven't noticed, the ~~police of Sunnydale~~ US administration are deeply stupid"
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ExaminationRare99871 day ago
+3
Because only batshit crazy people want to work for turd... he is batshit crazy too.
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seandeann1 day ago
+3
The CIA , in 1965, instructed the Indonesian military to spread lies about feminist communist witches after a failed coup. The military took over and scoured the country for leftists and feminists, which they raped and murdered as part of an extermination campaign sponsored by the United States of America. The same trope was marched out for the coup in Brazil the previous year. Sounds pretty familiar
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CrissBliss1 day ago
+2
Which one is the guy who thought he could teleport to a Waffle House?
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Dry-Clock-14701 day ago
+2
VA said no. Trump? Hell yeah.
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minervascats1 day ago
+2
It's *because* they're so f****** crazy. It's a job requirement.
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ChaoticForkingGood1 day ago
+2
I would pay women in black to follow this dude around with a candle and burning sage, while muttering and giving complete crazy eyes.
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mikeinanaheim21 day ago
+2
Why, you ask? It's because no truly qualified, sane person would ever be associated with the Trump Circus. He even said he likes "losers" and sure can pick them.
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PiaggioBV3501 day ago
+2
Bec the destruction of America as a world power is the goal while he and the ultra rich profit
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fluffyflugel1 day ago
+2
Because only one qualification is required: Servility to Donald J Trump.
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Last-Darkness23 hr ago
+2
These Xtians that thinks they are in a literal, physical war with demons and human agents of Satan are so weird. How to they stay employed?
I used to manage people. Almost all the wacky fringe Christian’s (the ones that just had to tell everyone about their beliefs) almost always got fired for some majorly unethical behavior. Usually stealing, saying customers were in league with Satan or were a Witch and sometimes making up ridiculously complicated lies.
To me the Christian that believe there are demons walking around working with humans to “bring about the destruction of god” are exactly the same as kids playing “monsters are going to get us” at sleepovers or camping or whatever equivalent you did.
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MACHOmanJITSU1 day ago
+1
They do what they’re told and are expendable. Only requirements to work for Drumpf
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blue_pen_ink1 day ago
+1
Believing in witches is no different than following religion
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poop_parachute1 day ago
+1
Because, contrary to popular belief, crazy people can be controlled when they have something to lose (the veneer of credibility, apparent respect from non-crazies, a position of power that gives them control over non-crazies).
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Matches_Malone9981 day ago
+1
It makes for really easy scapegoats. They couldn’t rip and betray a sane person and look as “good” as they do afterwards (in their opinions not mine)
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ProperPerspective5711 day ago
+1
It is a requirement to work for Trump
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XROOR1 day ago
+1
Hung Cao told classmates he auditioned for the live action “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” movie
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KemShafu1 day ago
+1
Slouching towards Gilead. It's not even going to be a coup from without, the call is coming from within the house.
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Why-baby1 day ago
+1
a functioning government would do something
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_Mewden_21 hr ago
+1
His dad, Mad Cao, is doing his best to stay out of this and let his son fight his own imaginary battles.
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Lanky-Living-259814 hr ago
+1
Sick sick b******
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Ok-Key-703914 hr ago
+1
I am the witch he fears
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WolpertingerRumo11 hr ago
+1
I have a prophetic gift. And right now it’s telling me the exact words the president will say:
„I don’t know anything about witches.“
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Mordoris841 day ago
-1
Why is this in the Listnook news feed? This isn’t “news”.
-1
Hydra_Flatline1 day ago
+3
Sadly you wouldn’t see this back when this was called Listnook Christ Website.
It’s all witches now. Busty goth witches.
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