Iran war not going well enough so they want to repeat a Venezuela?
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whatproblemsMar 21, 2026
+129
well they need a distraction from iran which is a distraction from venezuela which is a distraction from greenland which all is a distraction from epstein
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drinkduffdryMar 21, 2026
+41
Damn, if this goes sideways, cuba is fucked.
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hoppertnMar 21, 2026
+17
Cuba’s just a side quest for this guy. Guaranteed someone’s made a presentation to him about hotels along the beaches and licensing his name to put on one. Only 90 miles from Florida Mr Trump! You could be like Michael Corleone!
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onyxengineMar 21, 2026
+1
This is exactly how he does anything terrible people with access pitch ways he can make money, and then. He just does it and asks for a cut.
First it was government services, now its military expenses..
US government is a flamming pile of shit right now
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viola-purpleMar 21, 2026
+7
They are already fucked...
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Money_Statement_9861Mar 21, 2026
+22
You forgot they already have cuba as the next target. Trump is drunk on power with the largest military on earth. This is disgusting that they think they can just destroy country after country just because they feel like it. This is f****** hitler shit and the fact that no one in the government really wants to curb it is insane.
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hoppertnMar 21, 2026
+8
You know I’m starting to think the people who voted for him right not be good guys.
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viola-purpleMar 21, 2026
+2
I'm not into video games yet it reminds me of those
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hoppertnMar 21, 2026
+31
Trumps chasing that high. Venezuela was such an easy hit, Iran is turning into a bad trip, so gonna extract Columbias President to get back on top!
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Bubbles_2025Mar 21, 2026
+8
He needs to go back to coke or start chasing the dragon and chase that high elsewhere.
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BrizerorBrianMar 21, 2026
+1
His high has always been notoriety and money. The notoriety can be good or bad. All press is good press.
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project23Mar 21, 2026
+3
If only people would stop talking about Epstein connections and the fact that
> Donald Trump’s name appears in more than 38,000 references across the January 2026 document release, according to a New York Times review — spread across about 5,300 separate files.
Geez. As he said, theres nothing there... /s
And that is just the PUBLICLY RELEASED HALF OF THE FILES THAT THE DOJ IS LAWFULLY REQUIRED TO RELEASE. The DOJ is criminally complicit in a coverup and it is painfully obvious the whole damned world. So embarrassing.
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Fedora_Million_AnkleMar 21, 2026
+1
First hit is free (taxpayers exempt)
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TheDwarvenGuyMar 21, 2026
+1
Something Trump's gonna realize is that if you keep making high risk high reward gambles you're going to lose big eventually
1
S4FFYRMar 21, 2026
+1
Can someone just kidnap the St Tropez fake tan Stalin & his administration and try them for war crimes the way he thinks he can do to Venezuela?
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AudibleNodMar 21, 2026
+268
The United States is Colombia's largest trading partner, accounting for 34 percent of Colombia's total trade, and Colombia is a top ten supplier of crude oil to the United States. Meanwhile, Colombia is the fifth-largest export market in the Western Hemisphere.
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mvw2Mar 21, 2026
+185
So it is once again...about oil.
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Much_Guest_7195Mar 21, 2026
+57
Strait's closed
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DonnictonMar 21, 2026
+23
Straiter's clogged
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Dicky_PenisburgMar 21, 2026
+10
.....thanks Eddy
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winky9827Mar 21, 2026
+4
Ain't she a beaut, Clark?
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lmdrunkMar 21, 2026
+9
Strait’s taken
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S0rry7h15N4m374k3nMar 21, 2026
+6
Strait has AIDS and stingrays
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dfafaMar 21, 2026
+9
In my brain I read this in the same cadence as "seats taken" from Forrest gump for some reason
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Much_Guest_7195Mar 21, 2026
+14
Vladimir Putin: You can sit here if you want!
Donald Trump: I remember when I heard the sweetest voice in the world - he was like an angel!!
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Independent-ReaderMar 21, 2026
+13
Aaaand f****** America over, to be sure.
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cyanescens_burnMar 21, 2026
+5
Maybe the free coke too?
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Th1rte3n1334Mar 21, 2026
+7
Ding ding ding, they need something to Trump doesn’t fall asleep at meetings anymore. Also to sober up Kegsbreath.
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eightbitfitMar 21, 2026
+5
Gustavo Petro has also been a very vocal critic of Trump. Speak out against fascists and they will attempt to silence you.
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Jae_Rides_ApesMar 21, 2026
+35
The definition of imperialism
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zeolus123Mar 21, 2026
+22
Not even that complicated lol. The guy sad doesn't like Trump so it's enough to depose him if you're an American conservative.
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omegadirectoryMar 21, 2026
+3
If the trade relationship is so good, why target Colombia?
3
JustwaspassingbyMar 21, 2026
+5
Because the White House is filled with idiots?
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tabrizziMar 21, 2026
+82
Yep, any leader we don't like develops a tie to drug traffickers. It's part of how we operate.
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ilovefacebookMar 21, 2026
+25
except for that honduran guy. he's cool
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travishollidayMar 21, 2026
+11
And the Ecuadorian president...
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LargofarburnMar 21, 2026
+4
The way they project I’m seriously starting to wonder if ol Donnie is actually a drug lord himself and just taking out the competition on the taxpayers dime.
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unfunnysexfaceMar 21, 2026
We developed the connections for noriega.
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Over_HSMar 21, 2026
+95
Well... It looks like Colombia will be the next to get "freedom"
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YouShouldGoOnStrikeMar 21, 2026
+46
I get the sarcasm but that's a democratically elected president. Never has that been contested.
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ETxsubboyMar 21, 2026
+28
But did they elect the person that Trump wanted them to? You know, someone that either Trump looks up to- corrupt and incapable of doing something for the good of the country unless he profits personally, or someone spineless enough to give up their country's natural resources, minerals, small children, and the odd prestigious award to Trump and the people he has surrounded himself with.
Because if the person that your country elects dares to stand against Trump on anything? Then there is a plan being drafted to bring "American democracy" to your nation. One bomb at a time.
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moan_of_the_arcMar 21, 2026
+1
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SternSternButFairMar 21, 2026
Everyone understands that, the joke is that americans are f****** dumb and a burden to the rest of the planet
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fyrefox45Mar 21, 2026
+19
Depends on if there's a traitor around like Delcy or not. That doesn't happen naturally. Probably why Cuba wasn't the first and probably won't be next, as much as Rubio would like.
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jimmy_talentMar 21, 2026
+2
Pretty sure Cuba is next, this is laying the groundwork to do regime change in Columbia after we do regime change in Cuba.
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IKillZombies4CashMar 21, 2026
+31
Is the U.S. trying to corner the oil market? Is this how the officials see the only way out of the debt bomb?
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cyanescens_burnMar 21, 2026
+17
I’m thinking part of it is also for the tech broligarchs to have more leverage and freedom to set up their nodes of their network state (the so called “freedom cities”). Basically anarcho-capitalist/right libertarian company controlled districts or cities, where they can develop technology and biotechnology/medicine without any regulations (there’s more to it than that, like controlling the financial system, because they can own all parts of it).
These folks did some good coverage on it this week (part 1 of 2).
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5vjK5blU9AiViLf3aSIXXW?si=C-tmV1GZQTGduEcVPNP3Ww
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/venture-capital-the-monster-fueling-tech-fascism-327260179
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ETxsubboyMar 21, 2026
+7
We are the number one consumer of oil in the world. The more oil producing counties that are under American control, the more "campaign contributions" everyone gets.
By everyone I mean everyone who has the power to stop this madness but want us to believe that we need to be absolutely sure that there aren't "gender imposters" using the restroom in the stall next to us.
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tsuabMar 21, 2026
+57
What a joke. We are the world’s greatest sponsor of terror. The small silver lining of having an administration full of morons and shameless sellouts is that we can’t hide how evil we are.
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viola-purpleMar 21, 2026
+6
Since 1953...
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cantproveididMar 21, 2026
+2
Look into the US and the Mexican revolution.
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viola-purpleMar 21, 2026
+3
I thought more about the putsch in Iran, regarding oil.
But will check that one, didn't know about it. Didn't want to start until after WW2 - as a bavarian I'm quite glad the facists were gone when I was born
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nathismMar 21, 2026
+14
Didn’t they just pardon a different president that was found guilty of moving tons of cocaine into the us?
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AluggoMar 21, 2026
+13
So yeah. Go onto the next war. This is looking more and more like the past.
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BarracudaCritical227Mar 21, 2026
+13
He mustn't have paid the bribe to Trump.
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ElzapatoverdeMar 21, 2026
+8
Not only he hasn't paid the bribe, he has called Trump a pedophile publicly lol
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PsykpatientMar 21, 2026
+1
He paid it but Trump never keeps his deals so he's f****** his partner in the ass like usual.
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RagnarawrMar 21, 2026
+26
Get in line boys, Canada and Greenland still waiting their turn.
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Dawg605Mar 21, 2026
+15
It's because he calls out all the BS of the West and Israel.
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287fiddyMar 21, 2026
+6
How about we focus on Pedophiles in American Politics 🤔
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blerpblerp2024Mar 21, 2026
+7
Cool, cool. So will we go with:
Plan A. Send in a bunch of operators to kill anyone nearby and then kidnap the Colombian President (and wife?), OR
Plan B. Drop a bunch of bombs to kill the President, heads of government agencies and all the important cartel leaders in Colombia, OR
Plan C. Just keep dropping bombs until Colombia no longer exists as an economically viable country.
Pretty sure our current Admin can't think outside of those boxes.
Meanwhile, the DEA is also investigating these little jewels:
>a scheme to leverage his “total peace” plan to benefit prominent traffickers who contributed to his presidential campaign.
>allegations that representatives of Petro solicited bribes from drug traffickers at the Colombian jail La Picota in exchange for a promise that they not be extradited to the U.S
Sound like a familiar pattern? I guess it's only corruption when it applies to people who aren't Trump and Co.
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WhitehatnetizenMar 21, 2026
+17
They're litteraly having their presidential elections in a couple months, and the president is very likely to be voted out can't they just wait?
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NemeshisuEMMar 21, 2026
+18
Colombian presidents are elected by popular vote for a single, four-year term and cannot be re-elected, according to the 1991 Constitution.
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WhitehatnetizenMar 21, 2026
+16
Ahh, so he won't even be voted out, he legally cannot be re-voted in!
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WaffleHouseGladiatorMar 21, 2026
+7
Nope. Trumpy needs a win to fluff his fragile ego.
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zaaaaaMar 21, 2026
+1
You think Trump has a couple of months? Ok then.
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Left_Lack_3544Mar 21, 2026
+5
Sure. Like the drug boats. No credibility.
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MinutesTakerMar 21, 2026
+5
Hostile takeover dressed up as “freedom”
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MacarioTalaMar 21, 2026
+5
I bet it's because he called the trumps a clan of paedophiles
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Some_Kinda_WeirdoMar 21, 2026
+4
Someone needs to tell him he can't have more war until he finishes the war he already has.
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McCool303Mar 21, 2026
+3
Obviously no new wars really mean’t 4 new theaters of war. And the threatening to annex 2 allies.
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DealerHumble1103Mar 21, 2026
+3
I'm surprised Trump hasn't already pardoned this guy
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ElzapatoverdeMar 21, 2026
+3
And you're believing the "US prosecutors" lmao, this is just the "drug boats" again. We don't have much oil in Colombia, but we do have a lot of rare metals, and the country would be a great beachhead in South America. Please don't be naive, this is not about drugs (again).
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Dizzy_Inside_7444Mar 21, 2026
+3
What about corrupt felon leaders in America? Why don’t we ‘priority target him’? It’s America first after all….
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JediMasterTrekMar 21, 2026
+4
Cuba says hold my beer…we’re next!
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Left_Lack_3544Mar 21, 2026
+2
Can’t use Greenland anymore, pivot back to South America.
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cyanescens_burnMar 21, 2026
+2
Maybe they got high off the first Iran hit (the refining facilities) and then the fairly smooth hit in Venezuela, but were surprised at the public opinion and fighting back from the current Iran attack (I read he was surprised Iran hit so many neighbors) which made them bummed out when it got so complicated and people were mad in the US, so now they want another high from what they think will be an easy win.
Or they just want to make it easier for US companies to do whatever the hell they want down there with no regulations. What do I know?
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GreyBeardEngMar 21, 2026
+2
Maybe the cartel leaders in their families should be priority targets.
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viola-purpleMar 21, 2026
+2
The next one on the "Death Sentence without Trial"-List? Asking for a friend
Seriously I'm glad I'm not important
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Electrical_Iron_1161Mar 21, 2026
+2
So are we going to invade Columbia and kidnap another president
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BenGay29Mar 21, 2026
+2
So now we’re going to invade Columbia?
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ThePensiveEMar 21, 2026
+2
Another snatch and bribe coming huh?
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matunosMar 21, 2026
+2
We sure are starting a lot of wars under our anti-war president.
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BlubboloMar 21, 2026
+2
He pardoned the ex president of forgot what state and now this bullshit?
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WaffleHouseGladiatorMar 21, 2026
+1
Aww shit, here we go again.
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antaresivMar 21, 2026
+1
Another to distract from the other war to distract from the files
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cyanescens_burnMar 21, 2026
What do you think, did that Chinese government agency actually get all the unredacted files? It was in the news this week.
I read a while back that some hacker (at least a year or more ago) got into the files, was disgusted by it, and then contacted the FBI to report the owner of the files. The FBI apparently had to work hard to convince the hacker that they were the real FBI and in control of the files.
Point being, some random hacker got into them, a state actor like a Chinese cyber unit probably could too, especially when combined with more old school espionage and social engineering.
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ScenicandwildMar 21, 2026
+1
A priority target for….. a presidential pardon from uncle Donnie?
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R82009Mar 21, 2026
+1
Another Nike tracksuit incoming?
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scrndudeMar 21, 2026
+1
Didn’t they just pardon him like 3 months ago?
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SubstantialPressure3Mar 21, 2026
+1
Okay, someone explain to me which drug traffickers, who are presidents of other countries are good, and which ones are bad?
One former president gets pardoned while they are imprisoned in the US, and the other gets kidnapped and brought to the US.
Has there been any other time in American history that we have kidnapped a leader of a foreign country and just told everyone about it?
That alone is pretty wild. Much less kidnapping one, and releasing another one that did exactly the same thing.
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idlefritzMar 21, 2026
+1
trump desperately looking for a shittier President than himself
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gamechangerspMar 21, 2026
+1
Trump trying to control drug trade to his favor. You can't stop the drugs you can only pick who is allowed to do it and who can't that's what he's trying to do like a true mob boss
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TheGaelicPrinceMar 21, 2026
+1
Just play a game of football or basketball and the w***** gets the other country's Pres.
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