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Announcements Mar 26, 2026 at 11:27 AM

Democrats Say FEMA Official Who Has Claimed to Be Teleported Is ‘Unfit’ for Role | FEMA Associate Administrator Gregg Phillips did not appear for scheduled testimony at a House Committee on Homeland Security hearing Wednesday.

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BlotchComics Mar 26, 2026 +72
Getting blackout drunk and waking up in a strange places makes you perfectly suited for this administration.
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purr_petals Mar 26, 2026 +18
the bar is so low it’s basically in the basement. We’re talking about an agency that’s supposed to handle national disasters, and we’ve got people claiming they can teleport? If "blackout drunk" is the excuse, that’s almost more professional than actually believing you’re a sci-fi character.
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BlotchComics Mar 26, 2026 +12
He didn't say he was blackout drunk, he claims he actually teleported. But if you're driving and suddenly you're 40 miles away in a ditch, you probably passed out at the wheel. And it's the only reason anyone would ever end up at a Waffle House.
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e_t_ Mar 26, 2026 +6
One time, I was sent to retrieve my grandmother from her home in Olympia, WA and bring her to our home in Kent. During the return trip, in Tacoma, I realized I had no memory of the journey between Olympia and Tacoma. I had *never* had alcohol at that time in my life. My conclusion, however, was that memory is imperfect, not that I had teleported.
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Sminahin Mar 26, 2026 +3
Some drives are like that, tbf. I had to drive across Ohio all the time when I was young--entire hours of my memory would just be blank and time became an abstract concept measured in corn/soybean fields.
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neatyouth44 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Road dissociation is a thing, ask any trucker!
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Starfox-sf Mar 26, 2026 +1
Or you were abducted by aliens
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Humdaak_9000 Mar 26, 2026 +1
You have discovered the philosophical zombie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie
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GrumpyGiant Mar 26, 2026 +1
The bar is so low OSHA made Satan put up a tripping hazard sign.
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Euripidaristophanist Mar 26, 2026 +7
You know, being drunk makes teleportation a much more bearable experience
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hairijuana Mar 26, 2026 +1
You ask a glass of water!
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peeple-pleeser Mar 26, 2026 +1
Thats what she said.
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Pump_and_Magdump Mar 26, 2026 +3
And it's one thing if that was just some shitty did when he was college and he's embarrassed about it now and acts better. Lots of people do manage to grow out of that shit. But talking about it like it's just a f****** funny joke? That makes it clear that he's not ashamed of his past and he keeps acting like that.
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LustOfUsXXX Mar 26, 2026 +2
Exactly, it really does feel like competence and accountability have taken a back seat sometimes. You’d hope leadership would set a higher standard, not reinforce chaos or recklessness
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specqq Mar 26, 2026 +47
Somewhere around 2016 I was suddenly teleported to an alternate dimension where the stupidest f****** people on the planet were in charge of everything. So I know how disorienting teleportation can be. But unlike this guy’s trips to various Waffle Houses, I’ve never been able to leave.
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velvet_violet_vixen Mar 26, 2026 +10
We’re all stuck in this "alternate dimension" with you. The fact that "I can teleport" is a sentence used by a federal official in 2026 tells you everything you need to know about the current state of the government. It’s a clown show, and we’re the ones paying for the tickets.
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TrueLegateDamar Mar 26, 2026 +5
Harambe and David Bowie were the secret anchors of this reality, losing them both in close order unraveled the multiverse.
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Zealousideal_Look275 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Losing Gene Wilder was the last safe guard 
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daly1010 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Amazingly enough this isnt why hes unfit for this role. Go take a gander at his Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_Phillips He's the executive producer of 2000 mules and has been defrauding state governments for decades. Knowing all of this, I assure you this dude is praying for a massive emergency to occur so that he can run his repetitive scheme to enrich himself. It's absolutely mind bottling that this guy was given this position, of all positions.
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Martholomule Mar 26, 2026 +10
\>mind bottling somehow, this still works
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Straight-Ad6926 Mar 26, 2026 +9
To be fair he probably showed up for the hearing, just in a different dimension. The committee really needs to work on their multiversal outreach.
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Hyattville5 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Trump never fails to nominate the most idiotic bizarrely corrupt and incompetent people in his cabinet.
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threehundredthousand Mar 26, 2026 +2
Makes sense if the goal is to cripple the US government.
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CGI_OCD Mar 26, 2026 +3
They should probably check out the nearest waffle house.
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leapfall Mar 26, 2026 +3
Imagine if he interviewed at Waffle House and told them he teleported to a Waffle House. They would never hire him for any position.
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kevinnoir Mar 26, 2026 +3
I bet if you run that "teleporting" stuff back to when he first claimed it, its gonna involve a highway rest stop with a weird pelvis level hole in the stall separator and a handsome trucker named Sticky Rick. Cant stop now, too deep in the lie.
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PeopleB4Profit Mar 26, 2026 +2
He is with Burt Campbell [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2njq6si-I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2njq6si-I)
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sanctaidd Mar 26, 2026 +2
Planet dropping him in a ditch is a definitive message that he will undoubtedly not recieve.
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CuntsInSpace Mar 26, 2026 +1
Does anyone have a link to the full conversation? I keep seeing the clips but cannot find the podcast to watch the whole thing
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mowotlarx Mar 26, 2026 +1
What he described was a drug or alcohol or schizophrenia induced black out event. Everyone should question why he'd be deemed fit for FEMA.
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77Robbs Mar 26, 2026 +1
Weird he missed his appointment. You’d think if he was stuck in traffic he’d just use his teleportation power…
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OrranVoriel Mar 26, 2026 +1
For a guy who says he can teleport you thing Gregg could have easily shown up.
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South_Masterpiece724 Mar 26, 2026
This guys job is disaster response and he thinks he teleports. Yeah, that seems fine. Totally normal.
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Dinker54 Mar 26, 2026 +1
I see a “heck of a job Brownie” moment in our near future.
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