They fired his girlfriend so he rage quit. Tale as old as time.
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909nonMar 29, 2026
+52
wasnt he at the shield of america meeting with noem? just jumped to different agency on paycheck
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IWant2FIREMar 29, 2026
+37
Why would Lewandowski leave? Does he not want to serve the American people anymore?? 🤷🏻♂️
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MAGNUMXLMar 29, 2026
+28
His guardian angel was banished so he started getting questions like “what is it exactly you do around here?” and decided it was time to go.
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venom21685Mar 29, 2026
+1
He didn't want to have to f*** Markwayne Mullin.
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kinglouie493Mar 29, 2026
+1
You're assuming he was the top and not the bottom...
1
Affectionate-Set952Mar 29, 2026
+76
Now that he can no longer suck out taxpayer money, he'll suck her out.
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Compl3t3AndUtterFailMar 29, 2026
+9
Doesn't he do that already? If not, he should.
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OnionDartMar 29, 2026
+1
Is this why he has jolly ranchers listed as his favorite candy?
1
brickyardjimmyMar 29, 2026
+26
This guy is quite the cockroach. He's hard to get rid of.
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DaliscaMar 29, 2026
+1
That's MAGA. Expose them to sunlight and they scatter while shouting "Fake news!"
1
ZonaDesertRatMar 29, 2026
+16
Guess he's back to flying coach and the only DHS employees feeling him up know are his unpaid TSA officers.
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yaboonabiMar 29, 2026
+11
Peg him till the Dow is 50,000
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Karate-SchnitzelMar 29, 2026
+6
He can’t get pegged without her
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HumidMindMar 29, 2026
+1
POS dirtbag fucked every shareholder of GEO , which we now know why was passed over for ICE contracts.
Shook down GEO and they said fk off. And my invest went half priced.
1
Deep_Stick8786Mar 29, 2026
+1
Did he give up his gun and fake badge?
1
a_goonieMar 29, 2026
+1
Yeah cause he's not grabbing some balls to get to do whatever he wants.
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