I know he said he didn’t know what to do with all those dildos but I have a few ideas. Like sign them and sell them to fans, then donate the proceeds to a charity.
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SymmlApr 20, 2026
+35
Chuck them at ICE/CBP goons outside the Whipple in Mpls.
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MakingaJessinmyPantsApr 20, 2026
+10
Put them in his butt
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Brilliant_Trouble_32Apr 21, 2026
+5
If he wants. Otherwise, there are some fun and interesting targets that deserve attention.
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milagaApr 20, 2026
+3
*double clap lmfao*
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SeriousMonkey2019Apr 20, 2026
+2
He should mail them COD to politicians
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MajorPain169Apr 20, 2026
+2
The d**** drone thing is catching on.
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SteamedGamerApr 20, 2026
+22
They really went 'all in' on this bit. Balls-deep you might say...
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kinkyslc1Apr 20, 2026
+6
I'm talkin' bout balls deep in love.
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ArbysLunchApr 20, 2026
+8
He's talkin' bout balls deep.
Love a Cleveland Jr reference
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kinkyslc1Apr 20, 2026
+5
Hey, Tyra, are you list'nin'?
We're not talkin' just the tip in.
Thank you, Scottie Pippen.
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WeirdcoolWilsonApr 20, 2026
+14
Seriously, create a website to auction these off to people and donate the proceeds
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