The simple question you should always ask yourself is: "If he was a Russian asset what would he be doing differently"
After a year of breaking up with all of Americas allies, starting a global tariff war that has led most of the west to seek other sources of trade, threatening to leave NATO, removing military aid for Ukraine, trying to force Ukraine to give up land to Russia, backing Israeli genocide and invading Iran so that 30% of the worlds oil supply is restricted, shyrocketing oil prices and then removing oil sanctions on Russia, whose biggest export and source of foreign currency is oil...what more could Putin ask for?
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NewspaperNelsonApr 1, 2026
+379
One of my favorite college classes I ever took was Survey of Intelligence at the University of Alabama, a 300 hisotry class taught by a former station chief who served in Central America. I believe one day in the future kids taking that class will learn about how the election of Donald Trump is the single-greatest intelligence operation ever run in the history of man, greater even than the 12 spies sent into Canaan.
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LowSkyOrbitApr 1, 2026
+181
**Donald Trump's playbook:**
Do whatever you want
Get addicted to Sudafed and Cocaine. Claim you don't drink though.
Ask your racist-slumlord dad for money to buy up parts of Manhattan.
Have some Russian mobster and KGB agent wash money through European banks so that you can get a hotel and sport license in Russia, but also to make them rich.
Keep doing illegal things so many times that they can't end the investigation because you keep committing crimes.
If anyone wrongs you then you sue them
If you get sued counter-sue them.
Take money that has very specific rules on how it's to be spent and buy gold toilets and personal art. Don't worry some judge will just say your family can't run a charity in NY.
If you do get in more trouble, run for office. Double down how cool it is to sexualy assault women.
If get into the top 3, make every news outlet have a reason they talk about you, good or bad.
Make enough believe a business man who bankrupted casinos can run America and make it great again, but never saying when it was really great before, and no real economic plan on what you'll do, but hey give your opponent a terrible nickname and your fans will eat it up.
Get into office and just slack off. Nothing as bad as 9/11 would happen again. Right?
Tell people you don't trust America's top doctors, the agencies they work for, and maybe liquid bleach or horse pills are better medicine.
Get impeached but not for ruining a pandemic, but you don't get removed because everyone is afraid that you will do something too crazy.
Incite a riot on the Capitol Building your last few days in office.
Finally have the law catch up on you for hurting women before your presidency.
If you get convicted, run again for office so you don't get sentenced to jail.
Deport people to Venezuela regardless if they are from Venezuela.
If you get caught tied again to a pedophile ring, start a few wars because Israel said they would release what America is hidding in the pedo files.
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SillyGoatGruffApr 1, 2026
+57
The abridged version:
F*** around, don't find out
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EmphasisFrosty3093Apr 1, 2026
+1
For a more completed record, google McSweeny's
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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AcanthaceaeAway9377Apr 1, 2026
+44
That was a hell of a breakdown. I cant believe its only been 10 years with this a******. It feels like 30 years. Its painful to watch a country i served for 8 years downspiral into oblivion.
I honestly think it would take two democratic terms of presidency to overturn everything he did. The man has decimated every single fundamental of this country.
If we do win the midterms (skeptical of him rigging it) then I think we can finally put this mfkr behind bars. We have to write new legislation to prevent this from ever happening again. I want to see him rot in a prison cell for the rest of his life. Throw in the whole administration while we are at it.
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ReverendRevengeApr 1, 2026
+23
As a Brit, watching all this in stunned horror, I have to say I’m worried you lot aren’t getting the chance to vote again anytime soon.
I’m a pessimist, true, but I’m quite often right, and in Trump’s case I cannot see him taking the risk of ending up in jail, or worse… he’s safe where he is, and only where he is.
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-Majgif-Apr 1, 2026
+12
As an Aussie, I mostly agree. However, I believe they will have a chance to vote in the mid-term, although Trump will work hard between now and then to supress as many votes as he can, particularly people likely to vote against him. If/when Trump doesn't like the results, he will declare them fake and start another insurrection. He will deploy ICE and whatever military units will obey his orders to stomp out any resistance.
I think it's probably 50/50 chance that there's a civil war before he leaves office.
12
LowSkyOrbitApr 1, 2026
+15
I'm from NY it's been my whole life.
15
AcanthaceaeAway9377Apr 1, 2026
+6
Man, I really do feel sorry for you guys up there. Having to endure this assclown for more then ten minutes is hard, much less an entire lifetime.
Hope Mamdani works out well for you guys. I've got faith in the man!
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georgekn3mpApr 1, 2026
+7
You forgot "drop any defamation lawsuit before discovery" and "go cry about the Supreme Court for being meanies."
7
GahvynnApr 1, 2026
+5
The USSR/Russia could never defeat NATO in straight warfare, it’s espionage where they had/have the edge.
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RampSkaterApr 1, 2026
+361
I'm hesitant to say this was a long-con with Chump completely on board with infiltrating the top levels of the US government. If that's the case, then bravo to all involved because it's been masterfully done so far. ...but I don't think Chump is smart enough to be involved with anything that requires careful conversations and manipulation. He's not Littlefinger from Game of Thrones. He would have to be the greatest actor in existence to play this level of stupidity for so long when a far more likely explanation is that he's incredibly, mind-numbingly, jaw-droppingly stupid in every conceivable way about every conceivable topic.
My guess is Putin saw an opportunity to manipulate and/or blackmail an idiot to throw a wrench in the 2016 election, but didn't expect him to (1) get so far into the process, and (2) that Americans were dumb enough to elect him. He basically won the l****** at that point, throwing some praise at Chump now and then, and encouraging him to do all the ridiculous shit he does.
To reference John Mulaney, Putin let a horse loose in a hospital and it clearly shouldn't be there.
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BucserApr 1, 2026
+303
Trump is an asset. The definition of asset in intelligence operations is, that he provides benefits to his handlers willingly or unwillingly.
He is thoroughly compromised through Epstein and his Property and money dealings with Russia and the Russian mob.
Also he is very stupid who thinks he is smarter than anyone else. Therefore easily manipulated by Putin and his FSB and KGB leaders.
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BabyWrinklesApr 1, 2026
+72
Something as simple as “Hey Don, really appreciate what you did with the oil sanctions. Did us a huge solid. Putin said it was the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for him and wanted me to give you this gold medal from the Olympics to thank you for it. We continue like this, you’ll get the Russian Piece Pries in no time. Hey - by the way, Putin’s been really worried about the oil on those Iranian tankers. It’s just sitting there because of the sanctions, and it would probably help stabilize the world economy. If you’ve got any ideas on how to get those things moving again, we’d love to hear them!”
Tickle his ego, describe the problem, outline the high level solution, and let him think it was his brilliant idea.
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RampSkaterApr 1, 2026
+11
Agreed. Chump wants people to think he's amazing at everything and strongly supports anyone that treats him that way. All Putin has to do is say he's impressed with something Chump is doing and he'll blab about anything to keep that attention coming.
One of my big concerns is not what Chump has been told is too important to talk about, but what he believes is unimportant and too stupid to realize *is* important.
[It makes me think of this scene from Ocean's 11](https://youtu.be/IS5Z249NDqg?si=8SysULg9ohHOtRSR&t=230) and the winning hand played with the joke, "Not sure what the four nines do, but the ace I think is pretty high." I imagine him like that, but without the actual skill. He's the type that would play that hand thinking the ace is going to win it for him and the nines don't matter.
He might think keeping the "ace" information a secret is the right thing to do but the "nine" information doesn't matter not understanding the importance at all. "I won't talk about all the security we have in our nuclear missile silos, but if you give me a map, I'll show you where they're all located. You'll be impressed by some of them."
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MagdalaNevisHoldingApr 1, 2026
+6
And at the end of Trumpie’s first term he steals top secret documents of all kinds and takes them home to Mar-A-Lardo so he can sell them to the Russians if the American people turn on him, in hopes he can escape to Sochi.
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RampSkaterApr 1, 2026
+29
Oh, I agree he's an asset, but don't think there was some secret meeting in the early 2010's with Chump, Putin, and others where they decided Chump should run for president, create chaos, etc.
I think Putin just grabbed an opportunity.
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BucserApr 1, 2026
+37
There was a trip by Trump in July 1987 to Moscow (before the fall of the USSR). After which he went back to NY he announced he wanted to run for president. But by the time this would have come to pass, the USSR collapsed.
I wonder if the 1987 plan was just dusted off in 2016.
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BatchetApr 1, 2026
+8
There was also the infamous meeting in Trump tower where they offered Clinton's emails, they probably had a stick to go with the carrot. Afterwards, Kushner was caught trying to set up a secret channel to communicate with Russia. Reports from 2017 and 2019 indicate that Trump confiscated his interpreter's notes after a meeting with Putin in Hamburg, Germany, and instructed the interpreter not to discuss the conversation with other US officials.
There's a lot of sketchy comms going between them and why would Trump be so complimentary to Putin, even siding with him over American intelligence reports.
It's just too much to indicate otherwise. Trump is Putin's puppet
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randallpjenkinsApr 1, 2026
+5
Both can be true (the idiot and the asset).
He doesn’t have to be able to execute the genius long con you’re describing to still do small isolated things that easily line up to favor NOT America. Technically a war with Iran isn’t something Russia LOVES but it still benefits them greatly by some later actions. If they know he’s always likely to be so arrogant to believe he can solve anything and to take the opposite of normal US positions on things, it’s pretty easy to add some slight manipulation on top.
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OilpaintchaApr 1, 2026
+22
You forgot building a ballroom, just next to the White House, no it won’t even touch it, just close—next thing you know a third of the White House is gone, the architect quit and refused to make it bigger, like, THEY HADNT EVEN DRAWN UP AN ESTABLISHED PLAN FOR THEIR LUNACY, they just did it.
Edit: Just to note that the East wing was the same wing they were throwing trash bags out the window last year. What happened? Any dead hookers missing?
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failed_noveltyApr 1, 2026
+7
Why hasn't the company that handled to desruction of the East Wing been arrested yet? They had to know there's required clearances, paperwork, etc for modification of landmarks and they obviously didn't have it.
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We_Are_The_RomansApr 1, 2026
+11
>what more could Putin ask for?
Huge amounts of highly classified documents (which he got) and probably voter rolls and personal details for the whole country (via a DOGE thumbdrive or just fully compromised security during DOGE ransacking)
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FlightlessGriffinApr 1, 2026
+11
Pretty much this. Plus, we gotta remember, there're other explanations. Trump withheld arms to Ukraine because he claimed America needed them for a future conflict. Said conflict came with Iran, which we know he's been on the warpath against since his first term. The US has always, always stood by Israel regardless of everything so that part was never surprising.
It's useful to Putin but because Trump is his own chaotic agent, he won't *always* be useful to Putin. And not too long ago, he wasn't. Some point out that backing Sharaa in Syria and going to war in Iran decreases Russia's global presence, and *isn't* useful to Putin.
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spiritusFortunaApr 1, 2026
+5
let's include stopping all alternative sources of clean energy, to drive us back to oil and his Saudi buddies. As well removing environmental protections to treat the Earth like a garbage dump and destroy our non-human brethren traveling with us through spacetime.
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Low_Effort_ShitpostsApr 1, 2026
+554
He's an asset to the ruling class, at the expense of everyone else
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Euphoric_Anxiety_162Apr 1, 2026
+170
Miller saying poor ppl have to be eradicated. 😡 Brutal thinkers in that cabinet.
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BoneVoyagerApr 1, 2026
+213
I agree poor people should be eradicated…. By raising minimum wage, implementing ubi, overhauling the healthcare system, the military industrial complex, and the education system.
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i-touched-morrisseyApr 1, 2026
+24
Absolutely!!
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CoidzorApr 1, 2026
+18
That eradicates poverty. Miller wants us all to die and decrease the surplus population.
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Cramer12Apr 1, 2026
+11
Isnt eradicating poverty good for businesses? More people have more money to spend. Why do they not ever think this way?
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CoidzorApr 1, 2026
+11
They don't want to make the pie bigger, or they believe it is no longer possible to increase the size of the pie, so instead they have to make sure they get as much of the pie that is there as possible, even if it shrinks the pie.
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Euphoric_Anxiety_162Apr 1, 2026
+5
Don't forget whose money is running this country cuz it's not from taxing the super-rich.
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pavlovs_monkeyApr 1, 2026
+3
Happy Cake Day!
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IAMA_Plumber-AMAApr 1, 2026
+5
I'm convinced these people don't think the poor are the same species as themselves.
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civil_politicianApr 1, 2026
+20
I mean not really though? Theres a point where ok you have all the money but you’ve destabilized the country and have placed the target on yourself
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NoselessmonkApr 1, 2026
+13
I'm convinced that for most multi billionaires, it's become a mental illness, like hoarding. Instead of hoarding all the junk, it's hoarding all the money.
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PolyxenoApr 1, 2026
+6
They seem to be testing that theory . . .
But yes. They were already ultra-rich . . . now they have more money but the world they're wealthy on is degenerating rapidly.
They seem to have been afraid that democracy and law were going to come for them eventually even if they didn't go full evil. But maybe they've just been super evil for a long time, just less obviously.
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SuppaflyApr 1, 2026
+10
> He's an asset to the ruling class
He regularly does short sighted things that f*** them over too. Honestly surprised they haven't moved to get rid of him.
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CrazyNegotiation1934Apr 1, 2026
+3
That, for sure he has given massive benefits to certain US people
3
Casey4147Apr 1, 2026
+3
Anybody who can pay his entry fee…
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vapebongsonthehourApr 1, 2026
+3
A ruling class who are also Satanists who eat babies.
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Actual_Air_7500Apr 1, 2026
+68
Asset to someone. Just doing the process of elimination on who.
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Josey_whalezApr 1, 2026
+83
It’s not really hard. The Israel/AIPAC lobby gave him over 300m dollars in 2024. I don’t understand why people are confused or still bringing up all the Russia nonsense. Miriam adelson, an Israeli and US citizen by marriage, gave him over 100m alone. All this lady cares about is Israel. He has even made jokes about it. No mental gymnastics involved like all the Russia stuff, just simple money. You don’t even have to bring the Epstein stuff into it, just money. All out in the open.
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MasrimApr 1, 2026
+49
Russia comes up because of his debts/loans with Russia as they were the only banks willing to do business with him. Also his constant fawning over putin and deference to him as well as allowing putin to do whatever he wants without consequence.
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niz_locApr 1, 2026
+20
I'll add here....
I don't have the answer as to why. But I was in Russia a few years back. (Shit.. I say a few but it was 2018 so almost a decade ago.... seems like... 4 years ago...)
Anyway, someone there asked me if I like Trump. I don't but didn't want to get into politics, so I just kind of gave some simple answer. "Not into politics" or something.
... dude tells me when their news announced Trump was elected (the news everyone sees clips of on listnook), all the hosts starting cheering. (I found the video once so it's true). He asked me why that was?
.... and I asked him why that was...
... and we both stared at each other for minute before changing topics.
So I have no idea if Russia has something on Trump or not. But his relationship to them is obvious.
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BadAdviceBotApr 1, 2026
+8
How many billions did the Saudis give Jared again?
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EuphoricUniversity23Apr 1, 2026
+14
That would mean he’d believe he has an obligation to someone AFTER their check clears and obviously that’s not true.
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Real_Estate_MediaApr 1, 2026
+13
Satan seems pretty appeased as of recently.
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jaycutlerdgafApr 1, 2026
+24
Israel first, baby!!!
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DaKrazie1Apr 1, 2026
+13
MIGA!!!
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No-Resort164Apr 1, 2026
+3
LMFAO, this kills me.
3
ElRoy3107Apr 1, 2026
+134
I don't think they think of him as an asset, "useful idiot" is probably the term they actually use.
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Smee_agairnApr 1, 2026
+891
More than just a foreign asset. Asset to anyone who gives him money or licks his boots.
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ScallyWag-IdiotApr 1, 2026
+90
the mueller report pretty much lined out collusion with russia, was only just missing a slam dunk smoking gun. but ultimately concluded more probably than not
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DHFranklinApr 1, 2026
+70
The Mueller report showed that there was far more evidence to support the claim that Trump and his administration actively colluded with Russian attempts to interfere with the election. Far past plausible deniability. That plausible deniability and it's defense was what the president could have to hide behind.
He however said that it is an open question to see if a sitting president can be tried for a felony. Or that congress even had the power to unseat one. There isn't a legal mechinism for the *how*. Congress can't arrest people. They can press charges and have the attorney general carry it out, but can't force anyone to.
He knew it. He punted. Congress didn't push it. So it fell through.
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FerelarApr 1, 2026
+4
And it's a ridiculous bar because this type of crime pretty much NEVER has a smoking gun. It'd be like being unable to prosecute ANY drug charges unless the dealer said "Greetings [YourNameHere], you are here to buy the felonious amount of the controlled substance methamphetamine today, April first, at 4pm, correct?" and the other person answering "Yes, I am here at that time and date and with that name and intend to purchase these drugs despite fully knowing that they are illegal." If that was the actual bar we set for nonviolent crimes we'd have to set the majority of our prisoners free.
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icehot54321Apr 1, 2026
+57
Or films him raping kids or watching prostitutes pee on a bed
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haaammooondApr 1, 2026
+7
exactly, Donny has 0 loyalty towards anything that's not money or not stroking his massive ego constantly
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+2904
What would he be doing differently if he were a Russian asset?
The answer, patently, is he would be doing nothing differently.
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hbarSquaredApr 1, 2026
+684
I do think if he were an explicitly trained and operated asset he'd be a lot more subtle and cautious because no one would assume they would be able to get away with all this.
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Spiel_FossApr 1, 2026
+501
A useful idiot asset that doesn't really even understand they are an asset is exactly how Russia has "trained and operated" for decades. The trained-spy trope of movies isn't required when a fool like Trump can simply be blackmailed and manipulated.
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spezial_edApr 1, 2026
+90
Step 1: blackmail with something that might just cause a bit of backlash, can be pretty petty.
Step 2: blackmail with evidence he’s now a puppet, way more of an existential threat.
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LegendaryOutlawApr 1, 2026
+46
I've thought that for a few years...that the alleged 'pee-pee' tape is small potatoes at this point. Even if it exists and was released on YouTube, MAGA would just claim deepfake AI or that it's not a big deal and lots of strong men like to be peed on.
But show him all the proof you have that he's financially insolvent, that he's been leveraged by foreign governments for decades to keep his failing businesses afloat? Yeah, he'll do anything to keep that out of the media.
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_6EQUJ5-Apr 1, 2026
+45
I firmly believe the fabled "Pee tape" exists, but it is actually "P tape" as in "pedophile".
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Pvt_Lee_FappingApr 1, 2026
+10
It should be well-known by now that his favorite restaurant isn't McDonald's because they don't serve **c**heese **p**izza.
10
Express-Rub-3952Apr 1, 2026
+7
¿porque no los dos?
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boot-on-their-throatApr 1, 2026
+6
Firing squad for that
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arcieres123Apr 1, 2026
+25
No one can manipulate U.S. politics the way Israel can.
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xSaviorselfApr 1, 2026
+11
Somehow I think they're all connected to a dead man who definitely didn't kill himself.
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Spiel_FossApr 1, 2026
+3
What they are covering up is that the child r*** business didn't begin or end with Epstein. He was just one part of the problem.
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Summer_FormApr 1, 2026
+142
Oh no one said he was *trained*.
I take ‘asset’ to mean an agent, either their own or a foreigner, to whom they give orders/instructions and expect them to be carried out - whether said agent is motivated to comply by payroll, patriotism, or fear of the release of certain files isn’t relevant to the designation, imo.
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sokttocsApr 1, 2026
+28
Trump has way too much ego to be taking orders. Bribes on the other hand.
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Spiel_FossApr 1, 2026
+73
Trump is a puppet and takes orders. People just learned long ago that tricking him into thinking everything was his idea is so easy that Trump takes orders and still thinks he is in charge.
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StepsOnLEGOApr 1, 2026
+18
Exactly, he's a foreign agent to whichever government (or billionaire) last flattered him or put money in his bank account. It's why his strategies make no sense.
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xSaviorselfApr 1, 2026
+8
Any deals with this country can't be taken seriously because he'll just try to renegotiate them the moment he figures he has a losing position. His entire mindset is domination, rapist mentality shit. He doesn't see trade or negotiation as anything but zero-sum and that's a massive reason people like him shouldn't ever be allowed near the presidency again.
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Huge_Campaign2205Apr 1, 2026
+15
He is surely being blackmailed by the KGB and Mossad, not defending him or his actions because he belongs 6 feet under no matter what. Bride's and blackmail is how he runs his administration.
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6waysWestApr 1, 2026
+3
He was bailed out of real estate deals. That’s the hold. Russia/isreal are his personal financiers. Which is why he’s so soft with them. When normal banks won’t touch him, he goes foreign, and they hold his nuts. He is transactional, he will not betray the only slice of lending he has access too.
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+37
That's exactly what a Russian asset would want you to think
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Wet_Spicy-81Apr 1, 2026
+10
We have now reached the part where every explanation sounds like part of the plot, that's wild
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buenzlifischApr 1, 2026
+3
imo that whole "russian asset" accusation is just copium... people want to believe theres something bigger going on, some bigger evil behind it all... but no, the US president is in fact as stupid as he acts.
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ImprovementFar5054Apr 1, 2026
+8
Not all assets are trained. Some are perfectly useful as they are, or are extortion subjects, or taking bribes.
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VordeoApr 1, 2026
+10
That was the first term.
Second term he basically realized his base wasn't going to drop support for him no matter what.
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feuwbarApr 1, 2026
+8
He is a useful idiot whose lust, greed and the rest of the seven deadly sins has provided foreign adversaries with all of the kompromat they could wish for. Foreign assets need not be subtle and cautious to wreck everything.
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DGlenApr 1, 2026
+36
To paraphrase West World, If you can't tell the difference, does it matter?
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Charming_BarnthroaweApr 1, 2026
+85
And we already got to know that he literally borrowed money from them. And the US somehow still elected this man… twice.
I think the number of potential assets in the Electoral College sounds more worrying.
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pantstoaknifefight2Apr 1, 2026
+40
I'm just copy/pasting this:
"Well, we don't rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia," was reportedly made by Eric Trump in 2013 or 2014 to golf writer James Dodson.
Here are the key details regarding this report:
The Context: James Dodson, a golf writer, stated he was playing golf with Eric Trump and asked how the Trump Organization was funding their golf course projects during the financial recession when banks were not lending.
The Quote: According to Dodson, Eric Trump replied: "Well, we don't rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia." When asked if that was true, Eric allegedly added, "Oh, yeah. We've got some guys that really, really love golf, and they're really invested in our programs. We just go there all the time."
The allegation echoed a 2008 remark made by Donald Trump Jr., who told a real estate conference that "Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets" and that the family business saw "a lot of money pouring in from Russia"
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christine-bitgApr 1, 2026
+11
The Electoral College is a formality. It's really just a way of handling the presidential election with w*****-take-all for almost all of the states.
The news media know who won each state not long after the polls close in each of the states.
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Happy-Comment-408Apr 1, 2026
+44
100%
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ABn0rmal1Apr 1, 2026
+16
Exactly! So the question really, Is he an intentional asset or really just that dumb?
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+17
Why not both?
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SxualhrssmntpandaApr 1, 2026
+4
Dingding! He got himself in a position to be manipulated because he's rich, dumb, and greedy.
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ProgrammingPantsApr 1, 2026
+9
Not true. He cut Russia off starlink, gave Ukraine permission to strike deeper into Russia than Biden ever did, and imposed sanctions on Russian oil companies that Biden didn't touch. He would not have done those if he was a Russian asset
But he also cut Ukraine off from intelligence sharing for a while making them lose important territory and lots of soldiers, stopped giving them weapons for free and straight up stole some that they and their allies paid for, and literally rolled the red carpet out for Putin.
The lesson here isn't that he's a Russian asset, because he's done things that were legitimately bad for Russia that even Biden didn't do.
The lesson here is that he's a moron without any coherent strategy or goal.
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DannyVee89Apr 1, 2026
+29
I think it's clear he's also being blackmailed by netanyahu because I can't understand why else he attacked Iran.
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+23
Russia's doing very well out of the war with Iran. Attention and materiel diverted away from Ukraine, oil sanctions lifted...
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DannyVee89Apr 1, 2026
+12
Sure that is true as well but Israel benefits much more directly from this.
For fun I'll include more of my theories below:
One of my main suspicions for why Russia has Trump in his pocket is blackmail and also financial ties and support - but ultimately I think many people have that same blackmail so I think there's a list of people that can call on Trump to make demands now, Netanyahu among them.
Frankly I think Epstein was an agent of Netanyahu tasked with gathering blackmail that Israel can use as leverage to strengthen their position in the world. Epstein has far too many ties to Israel to ignore, I think that whole pedophile ring was Israel's plan and operation all along.
And I'm not saying Russia isn't using it to their advantage. Surely at some point they found out about it and infiltrated the program or got the data and are now using the same blackmail to push world events in their own favor as well.
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SunshineFlowerPersonApr 1, 2026
+11
Ehud Barrack, former leader of Israël was a frequent houseguest of Epstein. Any questions?
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PM-me-ur-sphynxApr 1, 2026
+17
> What would he be doing differently if he were a Russian asset?
The answer, patently, is he would be doing nothing differently.
I disagree. I think he if he was actually an active foreign asset, he’d be **WAAAAY** more subtle about it.
I think Trump is an extremely compromised individual who’s motivated solely by greed and the innumerable child r*** kompromat that virtually every hostile government has on him from over the decades. He’s also dumb as shit so it’s way easier to motivate him.
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FreddydaddyApr 1, 2026
+19
You’re describing an agent. An agent has agency, ie they can make decisions. Trump is an asset, assets get used. He is simply a tool being used by agents to destroy America from within, like cancer.
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silverfox762Apr 1, 2026
+8
Which makes him an *actual* asset. "Useful idiot" is a term Putin and the GRU/FSB use for such people.
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ZombieZookeeperApr 1, 2026
+4
He'd be doing what he's doing, but competently.
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+5
He's never done anything competently in his life. He's the ultimate example of failing upwards.
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Josey_whalezApr 1, 2026
+4
He would have not given lethal aid to Ukraine during his first term, which Obama refused to do during his presidency because he, correctly, thought it would be too inflammatory to the Russians and invite conflict.
He would have actually ended the Ukraine conflict and stopped all aid and assistance and intelligence sharing/targeting data like he said he would on day one.
This entire Russia narrative is, IMO, kept alive by propagandists and/or idiots, with the purpose of distracting from the fact that he is completely controlled by the Israelis. You can’t have two masters in such things.
Have you considered that he is, via blackmail and extortion, an Israeli asset?
He is making war right now on one of Russia's allies (and Israel's enemies), hello McFly
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facedawgApr 1, 2026
+6
Israel!
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gardenfellaApr 1, 2026
+3
You mean wading into an "Israeli war" that has let Iran off the leash and led to the removal of sanctions from Russian oil and the diversion of not only focus but also potentially military supplies from Ukraine?
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NanofeoApr 1, 2026
+5
Because Russia wants the US to attack Iran?
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SteedOfTheDeidApr 1, 2026
+6
Probably would not be sending weapons and intelligence to Ukraine to use against Russia lol
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Raveen92Apr 1, 2026
+4
I think the term useful idiot is better, you promise him some money, scratch his back, and he throws his tantrum in another direction.
4
-SineNomine-Apr 1, 2026
+7
he would prop up Iran and cut starlink. The Russian asset theory is bonkers.
He's Israel's proxy pretty much.
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Poison_the_PhilApr 1, 2026
+8
Right, intentionally or not he’s playing into Putin’s hands beautifully.
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McKoijionApr 1, 2026
+5
You guys are still pushing the Russian propaganda when it’s blatantly obvious he’s compromised by Israel?
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Silver-Bread4668Apr 1, 2026
+820
He is functionally equivalent. The why's are obvious.
820
CruelAngelsPostgradApr 1, 2026
+126
Precisely. Whether he is or isn't a foreign agent, the outcomes since he's taken office are indistinguishable from that if a foreign intelligence officer were to have become POTUS.
Scary shit.
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Kingkwon83Apr 1, 2026
+119
This is so true. Copying and pasting what I just wrote in a different thread 15 mins ago:
Right before he became president again in early 2025, for fun I asked Chatgpt what actions would a compromised US president take. Scary how accurate it was:
>If a hypothetical U.S. president were a puppet of a foreign power with the goal of undermining and destabilizing the country, their actions might include:
>1. Eroding Democratic Institutions: Undermining trust in free and fair elections, attacking the media as “fake news,” and delegitimizing the judiciary to weaken checks and balances.
>2. Sowing Division: Amplifying cultural and political divides, stoking racial tensions, and promoting conspiracy theories to create chaos and distrust among citizens.
>3. Alienating Allies: Damaging long-standing alliances with countries like those in NATO, pulling out of international agreements, and isolating the U.S. on the global stage.
>4. Weakening National Security: Defunding or demoralizing intelligence agencies, leaking sensitive information, and compromising key defense strategies.
>5. Economic Sabotage: Starting trade wars that hurt the domestic economy, increasing national debt irresponsibly, and implementing policies that widen income inequality.
>6. Mishandling Crises: Failing to respond effectively to national disasters or health crises, or even deliberately exacerbating them to create disorder.
>7. Promoting Corruption: Appointing unqualified or corrupt officials to key positions, engaging in self-dealing, and dismantling anti-corruption measures.
>8. Suppressing Dissent: Expanding surveillance on political opponents, limiting free speech, or using federal agencies to target critics.
>9. Undermining Education: Promoting disinformation, undermining critical thinking in schools, and cutting funding for education.
>10. Environmental Neglect: Rolling back environmental protections, denying climate science, and allowing unchecked pollution.
>These actions would systematically weaken the nation’s fabric, making it more vulnerable internally and externally. Let me know if you want to explore any of these points further!
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scoops22Apr 1, 2026
+36
That’s actually unreasonably spot on
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Tsquare43Apr 1, 2026
+13
And uncomfortably on point. It is scary to see that every one of these has come to pass.
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AdventurousBit1829Apr 1, 2026
+6
scarily accurate
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RrraouApr 1, 2026
+54
Intentional or not, if I wanted to make a 15 point plan on how to disrupt US influence in the world, destroy it's economy, and sow discord in it's population, it would look exactly like what's going on right now.
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Mountain-Way4820Apr 1, 2026
+90
It's spelled "asshat"
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AmbitiousReaction168Apr 1, 2026
+20
I believe that he is so dumb that he doesn't need to be. Just stroke his ego and give money and he'll do anything.
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Humble_Key_4259Apr 1, 2026
+19
One hangup people have is confusing asset with agent.
He could easily be an asset, even an unwilling one.
An agent is much less likely
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Straight-Part-5898Apr 1, 2026
+155
I think he’s an idiot, not an agent
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ApotheosisApr 1, 2026
+74
Can definitely be both.
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phred14Apr 1, 2026
+23
I don't think anyone in their right mind would make him an agent. He's too likely to spill the beans by bragging at some point or some other stupid move.
His own natural tendencies are so basic and predictable that exploiting him that way is far easier, more reliable, and less subject to blowback.
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ApotheosisApr 1, 2026
+21
Asset, not agent is the better way of putting it
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nochumplovesucka__Apr 1, 2026
+9
The term "useful idiot" comes to mind.
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SyriseUnseenApr 1, 2026
+7
The guy brags about anything, hard to be a foreign agent if youd just give that info away.
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thnk_moreApr 1, 2026
+7
He has done 1000 things that match what Putin wants and maybe 1 thing that helps me.
If he were only stupid, corrupt and narcissistic his results would be much more scattered across the spectrum.
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Agitated_Celery_729Apr 1, 2026
+5
Asset, not agent.
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rebelbadbutt388Apr 1, 2026
+8
Agent and asset are not the same thing. Someone can unwillingly or unknowingly be an asset.
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ShoddyInitiative2637Apr 1, 2026
+3
Useful idiots make the best tools. Dumb enough to manipulate and make them think it was their own idea in the first place.
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hectorgarabitApr 1, 2026
+236
It’s probably hard to accept but trump is independent, he has free will. He doesn’t take stupid decision or say stupid shit because someone makes him do it. He does it because he is an absolute moron. The president of the USA is stupid. That’s all there is to it, no conspiracy theory needed.
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DemalabApr 1, 2026
+115
I don’t think either are mutually exclusive
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pab_guyApr 1, 2026
+61
Yeah he's the classic "useful idiot" asset.
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goinupthegranbyApr 1, 2026
+31
I mean yeah, but you don't think Russia and Israel have physical evidence of him committing sex crimes? Its pretty clear, from his own words even, that he spent most of his life committing a series of sex crimes so there being countries who have evidence of some of those crimes seems... pretty likely.
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AnothernamelesacountApr 1, 2026
+5
And who would give a shit?
Part of the country wouldnt believe it if they had empirical proof, part is just hoping and waiting that this dies down and the next president plays nice (while doing the exact same things in terms of foreign affairs) and part just doesnt f****** care because they know the rich and powerful do what they want and nobody is willing to stop them.
The only red line Trump is not allowed to cross is bothering the rich and powerful. Unless he does that, he could f****** shoot people in the street.
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hectorgarabitApr 1, 2026
+9
He is the US president. He has at his disposal the biggest army by far, the biggest intelligence agencies by far. If he wanted to, he would neutralize these blackmail operations.
I agree that one country, Israel, has a massively oversized influence on our government. It is not only the president that is blackmailed, it is our full government. The question is: who in our government is not an Israeli asset? Trump is not special in this aspect; he is like our average career politician but substantially dumber.
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no-more-nazisApr 1, 2026
+22
Neutralize? How exactly? Just tell a trusted CIA representative "delete that picture from every computer in the world"?
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deport_fascistsApr 1, 2026
+6
we couldn't even neutralize iran....
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Shorts_at_DinnerApr 1, 2026
+5
And has no morals and is a complete egomaniac
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DoublePostedBroskiApr 1, 2026
+9
Not just the president, but several lawmakers and staff.
Don’t forget the July 4 meeting from his first term when he and several lawmakers went to visit Russia for a closed meeting with Putin. No press, fellow lawmakers, or even translators were allowed in.
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ZeraDoesStuffApr 1, 2026
+179
No, he just wants to be loved by pootin. He really reaaaaally wants Putin to call him a big boy.
Some of his goons defenitely.
But Trump is too easy to buy and manipulate to call him a foreign asset. He is everyones asset if the price is right.
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ImSuperSerialGuysApr 1, 2026
+49
That would still make him an asset. Assets aren't just willing conspirators. Useful idiots to be taken advantage of who are reliably manipulatable are also considered assets.
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ChainLCApr 1, 2026
+32
certainly Israel, Saudi and Qatar know this to be true. As does Musk, Bezos, Zuck and the rest of the oligarchs.
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sadicarnotApr 1, 2026
+6
Seems like especially Qatar got screwed on the deal.
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Majestic-Macaron6019Apr 1, 2026
+4
Macron has made use of this, too. Just flatter him, and he'll do whatever you ask. Until the next guy, at least.
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poukaiApr 1, 2026
+6
Yeah, I really wonder what the Gulf states are thinking now after he has fucked over the global economy, but especially their economy and he is probably going to take his ball and go home like a angry child.
I'm pretty sure that was not what the Qataris and Saudis thought they would get when they funneled large sums into Trumps crypto and what ever other crazy shit his family has been doing the last year or so.
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Alternative_Sort_404Apr 1, 2026
+8
I mean, that makes him a foreign asset… certainly a danger to our safety and security
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notyouravgredditorApr 1, 2026
+3
Hanlon's Razor
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chef-throwawat4325Apr 1, 2026
+53
I don't think he is knowingly a foreign asset because he is too senile to not let everyone know if he was.
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BurntPopcornSmellApr 1, 2026
+25
Yes! Knowingly is the word. He is their asset, just a dumb one. Everyone knows how to play him - “oh yes, brilliant idea, you are the best ever” as they pull his strings like a puppet
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AMWJApr 1, 2026
+13
I used to think this, but if he were a Russian asset, why would he attack Venezuela, Iran, or India all Russian allies? Surely, if Trump were a a Russian asset, other countries allied with Russia would be having a word with Putin, indicating they don't like where this is going, and telling him to stop the attacks on his own allies.
China too - if Russia had an asset as President, after China gave Russia troops and arms, it would take one phone call to get trade back to stability.
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r0bayApr 1, 2026
+8
Attacking Iran increased oil prices, and then him temporarily listing Russian sanctions to sell their oil for more then they have been able to doesn’t seem like helping them to you?
Watch the documentary Active Measure (2018) and then you’ll understand how Trump has been an asset to Russia since 1991, when he was 3 billion in debt, and Russia bailed him out.
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onlycodepostsApr 1, 2026
+16
Russia? Putin would have to be ok with Trump seizing their oil tankers and attacking/blockading their allies Iran, Cuba, and Venezuela. Not to mention we armed Ukraine so they could fight against Russia.
It doesn't hold up, considering Trump's actions against Russia.
You'd have a much better case for Israel.
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TheStayReadyApr 1, 2026
+100
I think all the US politicians are controlled and assets to Israel at this point.
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TheGanduApr 1, 2026
+36
I always thought this was an outlandish idea until i saw that video of a debate where apparently everyone was expected to travel to Israel and Mamdani was being grilled on why he wouldn't.
Edit: [Posting a link. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/9B-ILm-NP0s?si=YtinVguA7Ufxwyf4)
Also, it's a different link than the one I posted further down in the thread because that channel was called out for being biased i guess?
I'd like to add clarity that I don't personally believe that everyone in the US govt is an Israeli asset. I would like to say that there isn't any other country, even from larger represented demographics in the US itself which seems to hold as much influence and importance as Israel does. It's definitely strange to see from an outside perspective though. Also please don't take this as any sort of commentary on the Jewish people.
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TheStayReadyApr 1, 2026
+17
Yeah exactly and both sides of the political scale are falling into unfortunately.
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The_Se7enthsignApr 1, 2026
+5
I appreciate your bravery.
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GrumblepuckApr 1, 2026
+5
Felt like I was going crazy with the amount of bots talking about Russia, when Israel and AIPAC is right f****** there.
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smohyeeApr 1, 2026
+33
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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RedditLurkAndReadApr 1, 2026
+19
Stupidity that somehow always aligns with Putin's will. It's not one or two or three cases. There is a mountain of evidence that points in this direction. If Trump's decisions always benefit Putin "because of stupidity" they are still effectively Putin's will. You may discuss the semantics all you want, but the outcomes speak for themselves. Russia first, Americans and America's allies last.
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InvictusFragsApr 1, 2026
+39
At minimum he works to advance those who have paid him and his family.
This Iran war has been good for Russia and Saudi Arabia
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khune_and_friendsApr 1, 2026
+35
You mean Israel? The entire reason this war even exists
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barktreepApr 1, 2026
+4
Israel is literally bombing Iran and everyone is like “this seems like a Russian plot”
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fern-growerApr 1, 2026
+10
No just a moron.
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SweetishdruidApr 1, 2026
+5
When he was being investigated for having been connected with russian spies and the russians helping him rig the election, the people investigating it were fired and called traitors. And now he's trying to pull out of nato, he is letting russia sell oil still which bro's using the oil money to fight ukraine and the us by helping iran
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captainsmoothieApr 1, 2026
+5
Yes. Deutsche Bank loaned billions to Trump's failing businesses despite multiple red flags, irregularities, etc. Someone at DB had to decide this was a smart thing to do...repeatedly. In the civil fraud trial, DB's folks had to shrug off the AG's continued inquiry as to WHY they kept approving loans when they knew Trump was lying about his assets. To hear them tell it, whoopsie-daisy, they're just bad at banking!
Does anyone believe this?
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Sure-Current-3267Apr 1, 2026
+4
Destroys confidence in international treaties. Weakens mutual defence agreements. Threatens allies. Proposes concessions to Russia in the Ukraine.
These are just examples what I would expect a random Russian agent to do.
Now let’s look at the things Trump has done…
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lazybear1718Apr 1, 2026
+4
If you look at the news, Donald Trump is proven to be willing to accept from foreign governments, like look at the plane that qatar offered him in exchange for letting build an air base on US soil, or the time he talks favorably of Putin and the prime minister from Hungary, and Israel, he's compromised.
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Thatone805guyApr 1, 2026
+4
I believe he’s been putins puppet since the Cold War, and this has all been putins way of getting back at the west and everything it stands for. What’s the best way to topple a country, let alone an empire? From within, these seeds have been sowing for a long time in my opinioj
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Peg_Leg_VetApr 1, 2026
+23
He has been the most effective Russian/Chinese/Israeli asset of all time. Look at all the countries turning to Russia and China to fill the trade void his choices have left in the world. And he started a damn war for Netenyahu.
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girlbartender99Apr 1, 2026
+13
He certainly isn't an asset for this country because its a mess here
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LobsterbibApr 1, 2026
+12
I would challenge anyone, Republican or Democrat, to point out the technical differences between the actions taken by a hostile foreign actor vs Donald Trump in regards to weakening this country.
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kalamazoo43Apr 1, 2026
+9
It would have been the easiest thing in the world for the Russians. Trump’s Moscow hotel is wired for sound and video and they send in 13 year old twin girls that look like Ivanka. Instant asset for life.
I suspect Putin played a clip at the “peace summit” and that’s why Karoline Levitt looked “ashen” coming out of the meeting.
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Appropriate-Food1757Apr 1, 2026
+3
Yes, since literally everything he does benefits Russia
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AttilaTheFun818Apr 1, 2026
+3
I think calling him a foreign asset might be over-stating the situation.
I think it’s more that he’s not a US-asset. He’s a Trump-asset and it doesn’t matter who else that benefits or hurts.
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PurgiiApr 1, 2026
+3
Part of me says yes, part of me says no. At best, he's an oaf that continually acts in the best interests of foreign adversaries to the detriment of the US. At worst, he's perpetually giving Putin a reacharound.
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davidswintonApr 1, 2026
+3
How could anyone do so much harm in such a short amount of time when 70% of the nation is against it unless it was intentional??
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GMN123Apr 1, 2026
+3
I'm sure he's a foreign asset, the only thing I'm not sure of is whether he knows it.
His actions have weakened the US, the west, Europe and NATO, and played entirely into the hand of Russia.
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JapaneseChef456Apr 1, 2026
+3
Yes, Russia and Israel. Russia has their own Kompromat. Israel has the Epstein file selection.
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Dependent_Tune_1333Apr 1, 2026
+3
I do not. That's a bit too conspiratorial for me.
But he absolutely IS a complete idiot who doesn't believe in alliances with our traditional allies. He views everything as transactional.
As a result, he LOOKS like a foreign asset. And behaves like a foreign asset. So he may as well BE a foreign asset.
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Heavy_Direction1547Apr 1, 2026
+5
Probably both the Russians and Israelis have compromising material proving his criminal and treasonable activities. I think he would sell out the country, his family, anything for personal gain.
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DrkBlueXGApr 1, 2026
+4
Yea it's pretty damn obvious to smart people
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djazzieApr 1, 2026
+10
I absolutely do. Everything he’s done this term and his previous one is to undermine the US economy and soft power. He’s broken several centuries- and decades-long relationships. He’s praised Russia and condescended long term allies. He’s trusted Russian disinformation more than the US’s own intelligence community. He’s made people poorer and put their long term well being at risk.
You have to ask yourself: If the president was a Russian asset, would he do anything differently? And the answer is that he wouldn’t. Therefore, it is highly likely he is.
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drbartApr 1, 2026
+6
Definitely a foreign asset. Whether by choice, coercion, or just being a greedy, easily manipulated useful idiot (or all of the above) doesn't really matter.
He's the US's biggest liability in all respects.
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Fragrant_Fisherman84Apr 1, 2026
+3
Yes. Because I have eyes.
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kaiiizenApr 1, 2026
+3
Krasnov? Yes. Money launderer. Close associate of Epstein. Kid diddler. Compromised by both Russia and Israel.
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AnacondoyngApr 1, 2026
+4
He's an asset of Israel. An Israeli whose sole political objective is American support for Israel provided $250,000,000 to his campaign. He has repeatedly acted against the interests of the US and in favor of the interests of Israel, the starkest example being the the current disastrous war in Iran.
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ZwirbsApr 1, 2026
+8
If he were a foreign asset who was trying to destabilize US global superiority and leadership, what would he be doing differently?
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VictoriousStalemateApr 1, 2026
+6
Lol. Just when you think Listnook can't get any more ridiculous, this shit pops up.
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JRiley4141Apr 1, 2026
+7
Absolutely, but not in the way we traditionally think of a foreign asset. There's a better term. He's a w****. He sells himself to anyone who can meet his price. He has zero loyalty to any of his Johns. He just bends over for whomever is handing over the cash at that moment.
The President of the United States is a w****.
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RectumRandyApr 1, 2026
+2
I don’t believe he’s an asset of any capacity
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Yeet-Retreat1Apr 1, 2026
+2
Hes just an idiot.
The people around him thought are not shy of the fact that they're foreign agents and dont even bother to hide it anymore.
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TPWPNY16Apr 1, 2026
+2
While he probably wasn’t overtly recruited or directed, he has been influenced indirectly and carries out about as much as what Russia could ask for in a recruited asset. I’d posit that Paul Manafort was key in this influence. Do some research on him and you’ll see.
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faceintheblueApr 1, 2026
+2
On the one hand, he could not be doing more to achieve Putin's foreign policy objectives.
On the other hand, why would Trump be more competent as a foreign asset than in anything else in his working life?
On the whole, I do think he's highly suggestible and easily manipulated. On the other hand, never attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance. He's more likely to be a useful idiot than a willing and knowing Russian agent.
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GuestCartographerApr 1, 2026
+2
I actually don’t.
I see the logic in it, and it wouldn’t surprise me, but I really do think that everything he does is just as easily explained by the fact that he is a senile malignant narcissist who has surrounded himself with peons, isolationists, tech bros, and wannabe tough guys. He wants legacy and he wants to be adored by the kinds of people who cant stand him because he’s a boor. He has no compassion, no intellectual curiosity, and no capacity for self-reflection. All of that is enough to explain why he does what he does.
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