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Calm_Departure2258 Apr 2, 2026 +8

I'm gonna say that 1 is the lie because I've heard caffeine is toxic to dogs (I think). Here's mine: 1. I've never pulled an all nighter 2. I am fluent in 2 languages 3. I am a twin

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +19

So my dog (a mini schnauzer)loving coffee is actually a truth! It’s sort of a forbidden fruit for him since it is toxic. He once had to get his stomach pumped cuz he polished off a full mug when we weren’t looking. We have to be super careful since he will do anything to steal a lick!

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K_Marty Apr 3, 2026 +9

A dog’s favorite thing is rarely safe for it! 😂

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Whatever-ItsFine Apr 3, 2026 +3

We're not so different from dogs, are we? lol

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ms_directed Apr 3, 2026 +1

i had to start using cups with lids with my old dog for coffee *and* wine, lol

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lemonfaire Apr 2, 2026 +5

You've never pulled an all nighter and you're a twin.

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Calm_Departure2258 Apr 3, 2026 +9

Yep! How'd you know?? 😂

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +8

I dunno! I never pulled an all nighter either - and being a twin is cool!

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Comfortable_Rip6435 Apr 3, 2026 +2

My sister's dog of course isn't *allowed* to have coffee, but if you leave a mug unattended within her reach she will be drinking it.... When she was young she would actually try to get at my mug when I was holding it and she has thankfully mellowed out about that. She don't care when we tell her coffee isn't for dogs. 😒

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kalendral_42 Apr 3, 2026 +1

True - 2 & 3 Lie - 1

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RemoteControlled-Cat Apr 3, 2026 +1

My cat loves coffee too ☕️

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MissLabbie Apr 3, 2026 +1

My dog stole and ate half a bag of beans. Luckily most of them came out whole. She loves drinking my coffee dregs too.

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Bmc00 Apr 3, 2026 +5

1 - I'm 1 of potentially less than 25 people that have 2 specific medical conditions. 2 - My mom is technically my aunt, but not in an Alabama way. 3 - I've been to New York twice, but have never seen the Statue of Liberty

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +5

...#3? Because I so want 1 & 2 to be true for you to then share the stories associated with those!

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Bmc00 Apr 3, 2026 +2

2 is the lie! I know a guy that is in that situation and that's how he describes it lol ... 1, I have a specific heart defect, and had 2 detached retinas. According to AI, it's like 1 in 300 million people that would have both those things happen to them. 3, I guess I was just never on the right side to see it!?

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Oh interesting for 1! Good point that the combination of situations can be super unique, I never thought of it that way! And congrats on not doing the most touristy things in NYC, lol. I was young. Also the statue is surprisingly small.

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ShortIrishGuy Apr 3, 2026 +1

Jack Nicholson was raised by his grandma and his sister was really his mom.

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Glockenspiel-life32 Apr 3, 2026 +1

🤣 my grandmother was technically my great great aunt? I think that is the correct term. She was the sister of my biological great grandfather. And yeah, not in the Alabama way lol.

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 2, 2026 +4

1. I'm a really good cook. 2. I lost my virginity at 21 3. I have two patents under my name.

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MostBoringStan Apr 2, 2026 +7

2 is a lie because you're still a virgin

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +5

Wrong! Lol

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MostBoringStan Apr 3, 2026 +10

Damn I thought it was an easy bet since you're a listnookor

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +5

Hehe.. Normally, that would make sense. But I think I'm a lot older than your average listnookor! Lol

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Dr-Jim-Richolds Apr 3, 2026 +3

Savage, but also true lol

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Calm_Departure2258 Apr 3, 2026 +5

Using elimination, I have determined that 3 is the lie 🤓

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +3

You're sharp as a tack my friend!

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +3

Fluffy meat would taste odd - so I'm going to say that no, you are not a good cook

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm a very good cook!

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +3

Interesting - You only have 1 patent?

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +6

Lol! NO. I have zero patents! I do however have some black patent heels that I love! Lol

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +5

Look at you in your fancy ass shoes!!!

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +3

🥰

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +1

You're a bad cook is my guess.

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +1

And wrong! Lol

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RemoteControlled-Cat Apr 3, 2026 +1

You’re a terrible cook :)

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Perish the thought! #3 is the lie.

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +4

I think your dog loves coffee and your first concert was at 25. 1. I don't own a dishwasher or a microwave 2. I can write backwards in cursive 3. I love most music

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ButDidUDie78 Apr 3, 2026 +3

You do not love most music.

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +3

Bingo. 😀

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ButDidUDie78 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Here is why. As a mirror writer, or ambigram writer, music would probably have to make sense, in all ways. Seeing outside the box is hard for a normal person. I'm sure you love a wide variety of music, just not all. Being outside the box, has its own benefits. Being able to write cursive, is also like making your own short hand. No one can read your notes.

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second-time-around99 Apr 3, 2026 +1

2 is the lie, most people can’t even write forward in cursive anymore.

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +3

[https://imgur.com/a/bygUVXu](https://imgur.com/a/bygUVXu) Look at it in a mirror

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +4

I'll bite! I also vote "never had pizza" for you! 1. I can wiggle my ears on command 2. Last time I threw up was 25 years ago 3. I get along with my mother-in-law

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +3

#3?

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +5

Nope, she just spent 2 weeks taking care of me while I recovered from a hysterectomy. (I absolutely love her. I know it's rare and I cherish our relationship!)

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

I'm so glad you have an awesome mil! 2?

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Me too 🥰 Nope, I can't wiggle my ears! I've tried so, so hard growing up. Still annoyed I can't do it. I have a combination of an aversion to alcohol (so no hangovers), no kids (so no daycare germs), a strong stomach, and a ridiculous fear of vomiting, so even when I got the very few gastros or food poisoning over the years, I just willed myself to not puke 😅 (no fun, I don't recommend, better out than in, but I just can't get past the fear yet). Except I've been getting more and more motion sickness as I age so I've been fastidious bringing gravol with me in long car rides recently. One day, my streak will be reset to zero. I do not look forward to that day.

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

That will be a bad day and I hope it doesn't happen!! I get motion sickness and have the most pathetic gag reflex. So I am JEALOUS

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Nooooooooooooo I'm sorry! ... But I bet you can wiggle your ears?

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +1

Sadly I cannot! But I can write with my toes!

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +3

Thanks for the prompt by the way, this is sparking cool conversations!

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B_Jonesin Apr 3, 2026 +1

It's gotta be two. I mean puke free since 2001?? What a life to live 🤣

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Then I am blessed! For it is insanely true! I can't wiggle my ears.

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B_Jonesin Apr 3, 2026 +1

So jelly but seriously love that for you. Like you saw 9/11 and were like you know what, nope, never throwing up again

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

... yeah, when you put it that way 🤣

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AlveolarFricatives Apr 3, 2026 +1

How is that even possible?? I can’t even count how many times I’ve puked in 2026 (I get migraines and run ultras, both of which often lead to puking).

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Non-drinker, no kids (no daycare germs), strong enough stomach, and a pathetic phobia of puking, so I will myself to not puke even when it would be better to have stuff out than in. I know there will be a day of reckoning eventually. I am not looking forward to it. Edit: typo

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Also screw migraines, I'm sorry you have to live through those! I'm just a musician so now I have to shamefully google what ultras are, but my brain imagines it's super high intensity awesomeness races and I'm already in awe!

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ShortIrishGuy Apr 3, 2026 +1

Until last year I hadn't puked since the mid 90s.

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 2, 2026 +3

Never trying pizza is the lie!

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BZCmy3dogs Apr 3, 2026 +3

I think 1 is a lie. Mine 1. I've walked the Himalayas in tennis shoes. Went downhill. 2. I have driven a Bentley going 120 uphill on a Virginia country road. 3. Went sky diving and forgot to pull the cord. Oops.

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +4

Omg i hope 3 is the lie

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The_Mountaineer_ Apr 3, 2026 +2

Yes! God, I have so many of these (a friend and I made into a drinking game) A: I’ve snuck into an abandoned subway station on foot B: I had extra wisdom teeth C: I once threw up at an audition What is the lie?

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +1

These all sound completely real! Ok I'm going for B as the lie.

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The_Mountaineer_ Apr 3, 2026 +4

Nope! I actually had 4 wisdom teeth (I think the standard number is 2 or 3). And a potential 5th one coming in. I also had both my tonsils and adenoids grow back as a kid. I guess I'm a medical oddity! Lie: I've seen an abandoned NYC subway station from a train, but never on foot. It's truth adjacent, which makes it a good lie. You're technically not supposed to do this, but at the final Manhattan stop of the 6 train (Brooklyn Bridge), if you stay on as the train makes a roundabout turn to head back north to the Bronx, you pass through the old City Hall station which is no longer in use, but still exists. They actually filmed part of Ghostbusters II in that old station (it's where Ray discovers the slime)!

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Namasiel Apr 3, 2026 +3

Most people have 4 wisdom teeth. Some have less and some more, but 4 is standard. You’re gonna have to start changing that one for this game.

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The_Mountaineer_ Apr 3, 2026 +2

Maybe it was 5 then. I'll be honest: I can't fully remember. It was nearly a decade ago I got them removed. I do remember my oral surgeon telling me I had an extra. Either way, for this game, I definitely have other factoids at my disposal.

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The_Mountaineer_ Apr 3, 2026 +2

It was 5, actually. Believe it or not, you're actually jogging my memory. I hadn't really thought about it in years, but nothing like a simple game on a sublistnook to jog the ol' hippocampus.

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +1

It was a tough selection! But I was pretty sure about the audition being real, lol

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The_Mountaineer_ Apr 3, 2026 +2

😂. Yeah, unfortunately so-- surprisingly not because of nerves, food poisoning from bad sushi. It was a long time ago tho, in high school

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

As a performer - agreed. Lol.

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Maximum_Surprise_103 Apr 3, 2026 +2

Is 3 the lie? Seems like that kind of trick. Here’s mine: 1. My dog takes Prozac 2. I’ve only lived in one town my whole life 3. I love mushrooms

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +1

#3 is the lie!

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Maximum_Surprise_103 Apr 3, 2026 +2

Wrong. I love mushrooms. And I’ve lived in two towns my whole life 🙃

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Fluffy_Meat1018 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Oh well. You got me! 😊

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crazycatlady331 Apr 3, 2026 +2

1) My first cousins were born in 5 different decades. 2) I've never met a sandwich I didn't like. 3) I've traveled by plane with a cat.

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wordsofpeace Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm going w/ number 2

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm going with 2 as well.

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +2

I'm guessing 1 is false. I hope so because coffee is bad for dogs! Mine: 1. I've seen both the former president and former first lady of my country in person. 2. I have a birthmark I've never seen fully outside of photos. 3. My favorite author is Brandon Sanderson.

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Odd-Protection-1856 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Life before death!

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +2

Don't understand, guess that's your answer

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Ok I gotta know the story of #2

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +3

I have a spot on one side of my head (actually both sides but one is smaller and less pronounced) where the skin is somewhat thin/weak, looks like a big bruise. I can kinda see it if I drag my hair to the side, but not that well. Only seen it fully in baby pictures because after that I had hair.

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Interesting! So my dog (a mini schnauzer)loving coffee is actually a truth! It’s sort of a forbidden fruit for him since it is toxic. He once had to get his stomach pumped cuz he polished off a full mug when we weren’t looking. We have to be super careful since he will do anything to steal a lick!

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +3

😳 welp, I'm glad he survived that! Poor pup! (Also TIL coffee is toxic for dogs, which I should have realised because I knew chocolate is also toxic for dogs because ours LOVED it and it was insanely difficult to sneak chocolate in the house, lol)

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +2

Oh wow! Sorry, shouldn't have assumed you let him have coffee. Glad he ended up ok!

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

So you don't like Brandon Sanderson?

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Fit-Welcome-8457 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Never read him, so don't like or hate him I guess

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

1. Once I got into a verbal altercation with Nelly 2. I have been bitten by an anaconda and an alligator 3. I was involved in a bank robbery

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +3

Ok these are tough. #2? Because you've only been bitten by ONE of the two? Damnit I should have used my own bank robbery factoid as one of my truths.

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

It's 3. I've been bit by way more than that. WHATS YOUR FACTOID?!? I need to know

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +4

... and I need to know why you keep getting bit by alligators & co!! I was 6 years old with my mom and brother (7 y.o.) at the bank. We were being brats. This was in the 80s, there were writing stations and comfy swivel chairs throughout the bank, so of course he and I were arguing over who would get to swivel next. Bank robber comes in with a gun, everyone hits the floor, except, of course, my bro and I, because we kept fighting about the swivel chair usage. I clearly remember my mom RUNNING towards us in a half-crouch with her arms and hands stretched out, grabbing us, and chucking us to the floor. I had zero idea what was going on. Totally remember seeing the dude with the gun and just not really reacting. Was too young, naïve, and clueless I guess. No one got hurt in the end. Except we got an earful from mom after. Lol.

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +3

Oh holy shit! That's crazy town! Your mom is a real one! So I worked reptile rescue and rehab. And you might be shocked to hear that people are MORONS and get a freaking anaconda and breed her, then realize an 18 ft snake that has live birth might be a bit much. The mom bit me, the babies bit me as I moved and weighed them. So much bleeding Alligator was in a STOCK TANK in a dudes living room That was awesome A 6 foot black and white tegu ("new" word monitor) I had a chunk taken right at the back of my ass I spent so much time really hating people, really working hard to help the animals, really bleeding a lot

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +3

Props for the work you do!! Yeah I can imagine slightly unhinged people to stupid things with dangerous animals all the time. I had to google "stock tank". That's ... yeah. No. I'm sorry I genuinely laughed out loud when I read the mom snake biting your arm, then all the babies biting you too on the way. It makes for a really funny image, but ... ow. Yeah, mom was pretty awesome (cancer got her too early).

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

Im really sorry for your loss. F*** Cancer I don't do it anymore, and sometimes I do miss it. I really miss the successes Omg, momma anacondas are ANGRY. And 37 babies. Thirty seven 12-24 in angry hissing shit covered babies

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Holy shit. 37.

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lunameow Apr 3, 2026 +5

Are you the yoink guy? [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dd3Y2bk-0lA](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dd3Y2bk-0lA)

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +3

Lolllll! I love that! Grabbing the snake like that took me back Nope, I guess I would have been a yoink girl!

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lunameow Apr 3, 2026 +2

The dude even yoinks rattlesnakes. No fear at all.

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

It's less no fear, it's more like knowing you have to move *incredibly* smoothly and with intent You freeze its gonna get bad I froze and that's how the tegu took my ass cheek

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Plane_Experience_271 Apr 3, 2026 +2

1. I never learned to ride a bike 2. I've never tried Chick Fil A 3. I've never broken a bone.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'd say #2 because 1 and 3 kinda go hand in hand?

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +2

Lie is #3 Here are mine: 1. I was conceived and born in the back of the same car 2. I was once a private bodyguard for Richard Simmons 3. My dad married someone with the same first name as his sister, and I married someone with the same first name as my sister

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Damnit I want to believe both 1 and 2, but #1 just might be the lie.

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +1

you would be correct.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Richard Simmons! Ha! Cool!

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +2

It was a day I will never forget, that's for sure....and it was at the peak of his fame

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Oh damn! Was he decent to you and your team?

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beyeg Apr 3, 2026 +3

Yes, he was quite a character. I was one of only a handful of staff (in college at the time) who got to interact with him on a personal basis. At one point, I got caught staring and he asked if I liked his shirt - nervous, I said yes - he then offered to "bedazle one up for me" if I was interested. I remember that day like it was yesterday.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Ok that's magical.

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kalendral_42 Apr 3, 2026 +2

True - 1 & 3 Lie - 2 1. My favourite author is Merceds Lackey 2. I love spaghetti bolognese 3. I once set off a Geiger counter

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B_Jonesin Apr 3, 2026 +2

I'm gonna guess 2 because I feel like 3 is too obvious a choice 🧐

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Jerrytheone Apr 3, 2026 +2

1. I went to a short culinary school back in college because I was either gonna starve or be drained of my wallet and happiness if I didn’t know how to cook. 2. I have lived in Europe, Africa, North America, South America, and Asia for over a year. I have also visited the Antarctic circle, and is planning to see the Arctic Circle next year 3. I have over 10,000 hours in all the games I’ve played, with my most standing at 2k (but I quit a few years back because it was too toxic lol)

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kalendral_42 Apr 3, 2026 +1

True - 1 & 3 Lie - 2

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Jerrytheone Apr 3, 2026 +3

Yep! I have only lived in Europe, Asia, and the Americas. Antarctic and the Arctic circle are a bit out of my reach.

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Interesting_Cut_7591 Apr 3, 2026 +2

I broke my pinky while playing paintball. I broke my foot while on a trampoline. I broke my nose while two-stepping.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

I don't like that you broke so many things. #3?

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Interesting_Cut_7591 Apr 3, 2026 +3

Nope! 2 was the lie. I actually broke my foot playing volleyball. I was an active kid, my poor parents should have had their own parking space at the hospital.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Ok well I guess it comes with the being active territory. Thanks for the laugh re: parking spot 🤣

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Exact_Development385 Apr 3, 2026 +2

1. I have read every single book in the Percy Jackson universe. 2. I have never been outside of my country. 3. The city in which I live in has about 8.5 million people.

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Significant_Potato29 Apr 3, 2026 +2

I'm going to say number 3 is the lie. Here's one for me 1. I've never watched Lord of the Rings 2. I've never watched Star Wars 3. I've never watched Indiana Jones

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Ray-ay-achel Apr 3, 2026 +2

A. I have a second degree black belt in Okinawan Jiu Jitsu. B. I speak 3 languages fluently. C. I have knee-length hair.

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melston9380 Apr 3, 2026 +2

\#2 is your lie

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Fun-Talk-4847 Apr 2, 2026 +1

2 is a lie

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nneighbour Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I’m good at soccer. 2. I can’t drive. 3. Oatmeal is one of my favourite foods.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

1! Just because I know people for whom 2 & 3 are true. Edit: took me long enough to realise the pound symbol makes the font bold.

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +1

You can't drive? 2

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Alarming-Hope-2541 Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I have been to Africa. 2. I am an amazing cook. 3. I am an ordained minister.

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lemonfaire Apr 3, 2026 +3

Ok, going with 2. Somebody's got to be a bad cook.

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Alarming-Hope-2541 Apr 3, 2026 +3

So true. I would rather get a root canal than cook. I’m a picky eater and find no joy in food. But if you want to compare passport stamps and need someone to marry you. I got you!

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flytingnotfighting Apr 3, 2026 +2

2 is the lie??

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Alarming-Hope-2541 Apr 3, 2026 +2

You guys are good.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

#2 also here!

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vanetti Apr 3, 2026 +1

Your lie is that you’ve never tried pizza. My turn! 1. I’ve shared shots of whiskey with Peter Dinklage. 2. I met someone, went skydiving with them, and never saw them again. 3. I can’t whistle.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

I want 1 to be true so I say 3 is the lie.

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vanetti Apr 3, 2026 +2

>!You’re correct! 3 is the lie! I can totally whistle.!<

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Storytiiiiiime! (Once others have had the chance to guess too)

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vanetti Apr 3, 2026 +1

ehhehehe oh it’s a good one too

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

👀

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SideshowBobFanatic Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I am related to someone who had a very rare case of a condition called microhydranencephaly. 2. I have had Bell's Palsy. 3. I can recognize all of the world's country flags.

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Sufficient-Country29 Apr 3, 2026 +2

1 and 2 are very specific conditions so I’m gonna guess #3 is a lie? But would be a cool trait if it ends up being true!

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SideshowBobFanatic Apr 3, 2026 +3

>!Nope, 1 is the lie! Yeah the flags thing is usually the thing I end up mentioning when people ask fun facts and stuff. My favorite is the flag of Albania!!<

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SideshowBobFanatic Apr 3, 2026 +1

And I'll do one more because I love these. 1. My favorite color is crimson red. 2. My favorite movie is C*****. 3. My favorite show is South Park.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

Ok no not fair they're all so low-stakes!! (I think you win at this game, lol) #3?

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SideshowBobFanatic Apr 3, 2026 +1

>!2 is the lie lmao, my favorite movie is Goodfellas!<

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

And you're smart enough to put your answer behind a censor. K. You, I like.

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SideshowBobFanatic Apr 3, 2026 +1

😆😆Ty

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +2

>!HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T NOTICE YOUR USERNAME lol ok 🤦‍♀️ I need sleep!<

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Severinaa95 Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I have (successfully) put together a stripper pole while tripping on mushrooms 2. I have the entire script of "Labyrinth" memorized, and watch the movie at least once a month to destress 3. I went to a very strict private school that used corporal punishment, and was spanked with a cricket bat wrapped in orange duct tape

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

I don't know which one to pick. I don't want 3 to be true but I feel like it is, and I easily believe 2 - so, 1 is the lie?

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External_Crochet7562 Apr 3, 2026 +1

I hope #1 is the lie, here's mine: 1. I can whistle 2. I can name all the members of bts 3. I can ride a bike

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Knight_thrasher Apr 3, 2026 +1

No yes no

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B_Jonesin Apr 3, 2026 +1

Ok ok I'll bite. 1. I flipped my car and walked away without a scratch. 2. I have a six toed cat. 3. I once had a sex dream starring the one and only Gary Sinise.

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Micah_Torrance Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm in: I'm going with never having pizza as the lie. Now for mine: 1. I married a Playboy Bunny. 2. I got drunk with a US ambassador. 3. My MIL is an academy award w*****.

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm going to go with 3, but only because it's a half-truth and someone else in your family is an academy award w*****?

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Micah_Torrance Apr 3, 2026 +1

They are all true but number two is a half truth. Ambassador Z got drunk but I held my own ;)

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saindonienne Apr 3, 2026 +1

Haaaahahaha nice one!! Congrats to your MIL and I hope you and your wife are happy :)

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Micah_Torrance Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm in: I'm going with never having pizza as the lie. Now for mine: 1. I married a Playboy Bunny. 2. I got drunk with a US ambassador. 3. My MIL is an academy award w*****.

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ackley14 Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I was born with half a heart 2. i used to be a game developer 3. i currently design cardboard boxes for a living

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OkTransportation1152 Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I’ve had 12 brain surgeries. 2. My eyes are two different colors. 3. I’ve had plastic surgery.

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constantlycurious3 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Hi! Number 2 is the lie! 1. My first, middle and last name all have 7 letters. 2. I have 2 brothers that were born a day apart but are not twins. 3. I have never drank alcohol.

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idiotbotb Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. i have a fish named kat 2. i have a cat named phish 3. i’ve been robbed at gunpoint

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likeablyweird Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I was raised in a genderless environment. 2. I've never broken a promise. 3. I'm afraid to really dance.

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Blondelefty Apr 3, 2026 +1

Here are mine: 1. I had my first child at 19 2. I’ve had chicken pox twice. 3. I carry a gene which makes me an anomaly.

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Ocinfuscate Apr 3, 2026 +1

No. Yes. No.

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Anathema320 Apr 3, 2026 +1

I'm gonna guess your lie is about pizza. 1) I know five languages but can only speak 4. 2)I have five siblings ranging from 27 to 60. 3)I have gone to the same rock band's concert every summer since I graduated college.

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melston9380 Apr 3, 2026 +1

\#2 is your lie

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Anathema320 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Number 3 is the lie! I've never been to a concert.

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UnwittingMachicolati Apr 3, 2026 +1

Wait, youve never had pizza?! That is honestly blowing my mind right now, you definitely need to change that ASAP. Also your dog has excellent taste, though my cat would probably judge them for it.

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Cave_Bear_Cult Apr 3, 2026 +1

No Yes No

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SleevieSteevie Apr 3, 2026 +1

Threes truths and two lies: 1. My first concert was Marky Mark and the Funk Bunch 2. I was in a drive-by shooting 3. I’ve visited the set of the Mos Eisley Cantina from Star Wars 4. I got 70 stitches on my face 5. I hosted a karaoke night for nine years

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RemoteControlled-Cat Apr 3, 2026 +1

Oh, fun! 1. I can carry three cats at a time 2. I have spent $6,000 on a half sleeve high quality space tattoo 3. Right now we have over 150 seedlings growing (tomato, pepper and squash)

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Burntoastedbutter Apr 3, 2026 +1

As a cat owner, I am inclined to say 1 is a lie 😂 Here's mine: 1. I shoved my hand in the escalator chains as a kid and got a scar. 2. My parents sent me a picture of our dog's body on fire in the incinerator. 3. I saw my university professor on bumble and nearly hooked up with him.

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A_Trash_Homosapien Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I've kissed a dolphin 2. I've been to an active volcano 3. I almost died in a car accident

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saison257 Apr 3, 2026 +1

This is so much fun but I have nothing even remotely interesting to contribute compared to everyone else's stories. Great question!

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Green-Minimum-2401 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Here is mine: 1. I am fluent in 4 languages 2. I voted for DJT 3. My body count is in thw triple digits.

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Kris_The_Fae Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I've held the original steering wheel from chitty chitty bang bang. 2. I've picked Einsteins nose. 3. I've traveled to multiple countries

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PerplexedPoppy Apr 3, 2026 +1

2 has to be a lie!! Here’s mine: 1) I can lick my elbow 2) I had a pet caterpillar 3) I can play the guitar

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Burntoastedbutter Apr 3, 2026 +2

I'm going to say 1 is the lie, there's no way. I will believe you have a pet caterpillar over that.

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PerplexedPoppy Apr 3, 2026 +1

I’m sorry but you are wrong.

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Jackrabbit61 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Awww, this is SO fun- I wish I’d seen it earlier!

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JiuJitsuNinja43 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Johnny Cash was my first concert in 1983 I ghosted a professional athlete after a date I am right handed

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JiuJitsuNinja43 Apr 3, 2026 +1

My dog was in prozac so its 2

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Mathandyr Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I have tested multiple times for being in the top 1% for memory recall 2. I have tested multiple times for having deeper sleep than 95% of people 3. I have tested multiple times for having an affinity for cold temperatures that would send most people into shock after 3 minutes. I lasted 3+ hours.

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Tight_Moment_7255 Apr 3, 2026 +1

If we are gonna play, you have to make it at least interesting. Like- I caught two huge rock stars who are not out f****** each other in a dressing room. I was asked hot off the street to model about ten times total. I played truth or dare once and they made me and this other girl kiss and she didn’t want to stop. She said “dannng. You’re a good kisser. Someone make me do that again.” I have surfed Bali.

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ShortIrishGuy Apr 3, 2026 +1

I've been published three times. My cat is white. I had sex with a current member of congress before they were into politics.

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Excellent-Wear-2208 Apr 3, 2026 +1

Before reading comments I’m guessing 3 is a lie. Other two seems too outlandish they might be true lol. Here’s mine: 1. I can hold my breath for 62 seconds 2. My cat can fluently play the piano 3. I have moved 16 times in my life

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Kimbadawhitelyon Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I have seen one of my major organs being held by a nurse before a doctor quickly proceeded to shove it up my wazoo 2. The newly built private high school I went to was named after me 3. I am 6 months older than my aunty and we went to previously mentioned high school together

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snekks_inmaboot Apr 3, 2026 +1

1. I have 8 siblings. 2. I once had a freckle on my eyeball. 3. I once broke my ankle by getting it caught in a bicycle tire.

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