This is something that I've always wondered about but have never asked anyone.
I've always assumed that it was just the natural way of things. But I've also learned to assume very little.
So, do most folks do this?
It always starts with a number 1, then number 2, then a bit of number 1 again if it sat a bit too long lmao
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Glad-Alternative3423Mar 28, 2026
+8
I mean #1 comes first for me or simultaneously while #2 starts
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brahdzMar 28, 2026
+3
I assumed this was how it worked for everyone.
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esboardnewbMar 28, 2026
+1
🤔
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NoCold3997Mar 28, 2026
+3
Sometimes i do a #1 #2 and #3 together 😁😁
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ScrackrackMar 28, 2026
+3
I mean you get the whole podium by yourself? Kewl!
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esboardnewbMar 28, 2026
+1
😂😂😂
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ObjectiveOk2072Mar 28, 2026
+2
It depends. The bigger the 2, the later the 1. Small 2, 1 comes first. Regular 2, both at the same time. Big 2, 1 comes after
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esboardnewbMar 28, 2026
+2
This really is fascinating stuff, I kinda mean it too. Apparently my 2 then 1 then done is kinda just my way...
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TectonicMongooseMar 28, 2026
+2
precisely
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MediocreFun3002Mar 28, 2026
+2
nah, you're definitely not alone on this one. a lot of people do the same; it just feels like a natural way to wrap things up.
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CLHthisbitch101Mar 28, 2026
+1
A #1 doesn’t always come with a #2 but a #2 always comes with the #1
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fishnwirenreeseMar 28, 2026
+1
Funny you mention this...
When I was younger...I would always pee before poohing.
I'm not sure when I happened...but for a while I've noticed I don't pee until I've finished poohing.
Sometimes I think maybe I'm done poohing...but I don't pee. I'll sit there for a bit and then pooh a little more...THEN I'll pee.
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OneDoesntSimplyMar 28, 2026
+2
I can only picture someone saying “poohing” in the thickest of british accents
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fishnwirenreeseMar 28, 2026
+1
Canadian here.
"Pooing" just doesn't look right.
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tryin_to_chillMar 28, 2026
+1
I don't do this
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catfink1664Mar 28, 2026
+1
Personally I don’t know how everyone else has paid enough attention to know the answer lol. Now I have to do a week of testing to find out my own answer
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