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Questions & Help Mar 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM

DOJ suspends minimum work experience requirements for hiring attorneys after staff purges

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/department-of-justice-attorneys-hiring-b2940171.html

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Johnny_Appleweed Mar 18, 2026 +216
Hey look, more evidence that Republicans were totally full of shit when they talked about meritocracy. They’re literally lowering standards to hire people with their preferred ideology.
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stackjr Mar 18, 2026 +86
It's MAGA DEI.
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akpenguin Mar 18, 2026 +9
I believe the word you're looking for is "meritocracy." Be aware that you have to keep the quotes around it when using their definition of the word.
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albatroopa Mar 18, 2026 +4
MAGA doesn't know what that means. They don't know what DEI means, either, but they at least know how they should react to it.
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xynith116 Mar 19, 2026 +2
I believe the word you’re looking for is “idiocracy”.
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quats555 Mar 18, 2026 +11
It’s all in the definitions. That IS “merit” to the right-wing cult that Republicans have become. Much like “people” are only white, “Christian” straight men worth at least a quarter million; the rest of us peons are just rabble to use or rouse as needed.
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DeltaShadowSquat Mar 18, 2026 +3
Well sure. Trump even got a participation trophy for the peace prize he didn’t earn. Not to mention the one he stole as well as other trophies/medals.
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Predator_ Mar 19, 2026 +3
Oh its even worse... "In a March 13 message with the subject line, “Suspension of Attorney One Year Experience Requirement,” DOJ headquarters informed US attorneys’ offices that the department’s lawyer recruitment office now permits them to exclude the one-year minimum when advertising vacancies. The memo reviewed by Bloomberg Law goes on to state, “This suspension is in effect until February 28, 2027, and was implemented due to an exigent hiring need for attorneys across the Department.” There are now public postings for assistant US attorney openings in Minnesota, South Florida, Montana, Alaska, and Louisiana that list a law degree and active state bar membership as required qualifications. They don’t mention a minimum period of service, while other US attorney’s offices still mandate at least one or three years out of law school." https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/doj-to-allow-hiring-of-us-prosecutors-straight-out-of-law-school
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Baystars2025 Mar 18, 2026 +164
Next - waiving the bar exam
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seedless0 Mar 18, 2026 +29
Just use LLM chatbots. I mean, [what could go wrong](https://www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-lawyers-asks-chatgpt-how-to-void-250-million-contract-loses-terribly-in-court/)?
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ValentineEsq Mar 18, 2026 +13
I mean if the bots have an LL.M., surely they’re qualified! /s
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All_Hail_Hynotoad Mar 18, 2026 +1
Thank you for making the joke I was thinking about!
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TowelCarryingTourist Mar 18, 2026 +1
Well, as long as they've studied at the best. Only the finest twitter based references 
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tabrizzi Mar 18, 2026
That's Master of Legal Law degree.
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o_MrBombastic_o Mar 18, 2026 +13
That's not a joke they're trying to bypass that or come up with alternatives because their ideology goes against legal experts and precedents and the ABA
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Baystars2025 Mar 18, 2026 +5
"ABA is a has been Swedish pop band and has no place in the DOJ. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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hellfriend35 Mar 18, 2026 +6
Finally, Kim Kardashian can become a lawyer
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AssociationFit3009 Mar 18, 2026 +2
I have actually been thinking of applying and seeing they’ll overlook my complete lack of qualifications.
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tabrizzi Mar 18, 2026 +1
You only need to pass the loyalty test. Bonus if you have the right type of tattoos
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oldnjgal Mar 18, 2026 +5
Seems the ones they had that did pass it knew Jack Shit anyway.
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ThisOnes4JJ Mar 18, 2026 +1
didn't they already do this in Texas?
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ToddlerPuncher5000 Mar 18, 2026 +38
Once I get put on trial for my many crimes against the state it'll be a relief that I'm being prosecuted by a MAGA version of the HyperChicken.
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akpenguin Mar 18, 2026 +12
Until you find out who the judge was appointed by. RIP in peace, friend.
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rockchalkchuck Mar 18, 2026 -4
the IP in RIP stands for In Peace.
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akpenguin Mar 18, 2026 +9
It's an old meme.
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onlyifidie Mar 18, 2026 +3
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
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Auburn_X Mar 19, 2026 +4
smh my head
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rockchalkchuck Mar 18, 2026 -9
and you speak in memes?
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SSN_on_liquid_sand Mar 18, 2026 +6
Sir, this is the internet not a Wendys.
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rockchalkchuck Mar 18, 2026 -3
I understood that reference.
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LittleShrub Mar 18, 2026 +39
They’ve also proposed that DOJ attorneys should be exempt from ethical standards.
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B3owul7 Mar 18, 2026 +12
If that doesn't screem evil I don't know what does.
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compuwiza1 Mar 18, 2026 +15
Now, it will be staffed by people who watched court shows like Boston Legal instead of actual lawyers.
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YounomsayinMawfk Mar 18, 2026 +2
Soon, bird law expert Charlie Kelly will be nominated to the Supreme Court
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MentalSky_ Mar 18, 2026 +11
As we have already seen. Incompetent lawyer with no experience fail to successfully prosecute people 
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akpenguin Mar 18, 2026 +3
Can you fail to prosecute a case that doesn't even make it to trial though? (slightly/s) Sports teams don't get a loss on their record if the game doesn't get played.
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PaidUSA Mar 18, 2026 +1
Considering they are taking L’s in grand juries over and over it’s more like premier league teams losing to every national league team they face in the Cup tournaments. Or a top 10 tennis player playing the 60 year old club champ and losing every game. They’ve probably 100xed the number of failed grand jury indictments in a year in federal history at this point. They can’t even win their for fun games.
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imoftendisgruntled Mar 18, 2026 +10
Bring it. The more they pack the administration with morons the more likely it is they'll be unable to hold onto it.
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Willing_Drawer_3351 Mar 18, 2026 +10
When I graduated law school, eons ago, a job as an AUSA was coveted, a career-defining appointment. Today, I would tell young lawyers to avoid that agency and go to work for your State AG, or be a private attorney. 
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Lavi_6170 Mar 18, 2026 +9
This just means they will lose even more court cases.
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iaymnu Mar 18, 2026 +7
I thought the Republicans were pushing meritocracy??? I guess idiots flock together.
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LoserBroadside Mar 18, 2026 +8
When Republicans say “meritocracy” it’s code for “white.”
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Combdepot Mar 18, 2026 +4
It’s important that prosecutors have little experience when they are hired to shelter pedophiles and open corruption.
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yetagainitry Mar 18, 2026 +4
Law and Order party making sure all cases get thrown out.
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ni_hao_butches Mar 18, 2026 +3
Direct pipeline from Ave Maria School of Law to DOJ coming up. TTT
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wingfan1469 Mar 18, 2026 +3
What could possibly go wrong?
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Chillow_Ufgreat Mar 18, 2026 +3
Lmao Maduro gonna walk
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richincleve Mar 18, 2026 +3
“How familiar are with the TV show ‘Law And Order’?” “I think I’ve watched a few episodes.” “You’re hired!”
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Willing_Drawer_3351 Mar 18, 2026 +2
One time in my career, I appeared in the courthouse where the film Law and Order. I could not stop humming the theme song during the entire court appearance. The show is very accurate compared to the real life place. But the courtrooms are lit brighter than the show.
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smurfsundermybed Mar 18, 2026 +3
And the real world reboot of Idiocracy continues.
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takeitawayfellas Mar 18, 2026 +3
I know we've had a lot of cases thrown out because the prosecutor was unqualified to bring charges, but lets see about more lawyers with fewer qualifications.
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NovelDraft5175 Mar 18, 2026 +3
You know it's bad when lawyers don't want to work for you because you are too corrupt
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yorapissa Mar 18, 2026 +3
We’re going to get everyone else’s rejects running the DOJ.
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TheGooch01 Mar 18, 2026 +3
Lawyer from DC area here. Won’t matter. No one will risk their career working for this admin. Also, there is a huge shortage of criminal attorneys. This won’t fix anything.
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toney8580 Mar 18, 2026 +2
Kim Kardashians dream coming true!
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henryptung Mar 19, 2026 +3
"Meritocracy" at work, I see.
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ThunkEnuff Mar 19, 2026 +3
I got my law degree at Costco. I know I can hardly believe it myself. Luckily my Dad was an Alumnus here and pulled some strings.
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RhoOfFeh Mar 18, 2026 +1
I'm sure this will improve the success of their efforts to get convictions for things that are specifically protected by the bill of rights.
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sluggo752 Mar 18, 2026 +2
Lionel Hutz, attorney of law!
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Mysterian999 Mar 18, 2026 +2
"No knowledge of the constitution required."
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PigFarmer1 Mar 18, 2026 +1
Or even *desired*...
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PigFarmer1 Mar 18, 2026 +1
But, but purges worked great for Stalin... lol
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tabrizzi Mar 18, 2026 +2
Just another opportunity to hire only the very best. /s
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notoriousToker Mar 18, 2026 +2
lol as if anyone intelligent or educated would ever work for this disgusting piece of c*** 
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KeepWalkingGoOn Mar 18, 2026 +2
They can’t find people to willing to sacrifice their careers for this criminal president.
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LivingIntelligent968 Mar 18, 2026 +2
Only the best and brightest. I wonder how the current DOJ prosecutors win loss ratio compares to previous administrations.
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grasshopper239 Mar 18, 2026 +1
Well, the AG position doesn't require a law degree, so why should any other?
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SimonPho3nix Mar 19, 2026 +1
Finally, my knowledge of Bird Law will shine amongst the commoners!
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Wolfram_And_Hart Mar 19, 2026 +2
DEI for me but not for thee
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BaltimoreBaja Mar 19, 2026 +2
He practices law as Jerry Callo
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phosdick Mar 20, 2026 +1
>DOJ suspends minimum work experience requirements ... and welcomes any who won't discriminate against pedophiles.
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