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Donald Trump Plans to Add His Signature to US Currency

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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/trump-signature-dollar-currency

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B-Z_B-S Mar 26, 2026 +6163
If Trump wants people to see his name, the most expeditious way would be to release the Epstein Files.
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Hidden_Affair Mar 26, 2026 +448
That would definitely get everyone’s attention real quick, no doubt about that
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GuerreroUltimo Mar 26, 2026 +221
I doubt that. We know what is in it. And that is the thing here. I was talking to a local contractor doing a job for me this Monday. He is hard core MAGA. My wife knows his wife and that is how he got this job. Plus he is certified and supposedly the cheapest. Literally was cheaper than other quotes. But took 10 minutes to do the job. No joke. And charged $350 for labor. I could have done it but state requires certified person. I digress. After the job he is talking about Trump and voting. How stupid liberals are and all that. He starts in on the waste of time the Epstein files are. I mentioned how Trump was in them and all this. The huge ties to Epstein. So much more. Even going so far as to say the files mention Trump and underage children and some happenings. Response: "Who the f*** cares though? I know many in this county that are Trump supporters and none care. They will tell you. Trump was duly elected even though the liberal Democrats tried to cheat like they did in 2020. He is serving our agenda and the mandate the people of this country gave him." He went on and asked if i was actually a liberal. Saying he thought I was a Republican. And how I should not listen to those lying liberals with their fake headlines and all that. Nope, those files likely change nothing. And really, they probably destroyed the worst of it. Think about the Epstein murder. They likely destroyed evidence around that as well.
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lkmk Mar 26, 2026 +119
Proof that they’ve never cared about child abusers, just Democrats who abuse children.
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CoderDevo Mar 26, 2026 +55
Nah, they didn't care about that either. Children are less than pawns in their games of political tic-tac-dough.
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lkmk Mar 27, 2026 +7
Just Democrats, then.
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parasyte_steve Mar 27, 2026 +16
Yet they call us groomers for not hating the LGBT. I was called a groomer today. I had to remind him the president was an actual groomer and pastors are groomers not the LGBT and there is tons of evidence backing that up.
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nhavar Mar 26, 2026 +39
I once had a similar conversation with a conservative friend regarding a televangelist she like. One of those faith healer types. I showed her proof that he was a fake and how he'd been busted multiple times and he was just bilking people out of money and not spending anything on the poor. Her response: "It doesn't matter if he's lying if he's bringing people to Jesus!"
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NoKids__3Money Mar 26, 2026 +33
Religious people are the easiest marks of all time
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Robertroo Mar 26, 2026 +26
Wouldn't give my buissness to a MAGAt, boycott these traitors.
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Proper-District8608 Mar 26, 2026 +15
I admire your spunk and restraint. But yes, won't make difference. His rallies brought files back to forefront, but now that he's elected and no prosecution on former dem presidents, the horror is all made up, or worse yet, didnt exist
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Beawake23 Mar 26, 2026 +14
Giving this guy your money. I always said the only way to get to these guys is through their wallets. Laughing all the way to the bank.
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YourShowerCompanion Mar 26, 2026 +34
Trump - Epstein files™
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Ok_Ball_788 Mar 26, 2026 +22
So we change it from the *petro dollar to the pedo dollar*?
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Luddites_Unite Mar 27, 2026 +5
Id rather read it off a gravestone
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ZonghZonghZongh Mar 26, 2026 +3074
I'll vote for anyone running for president in 2028 who promises to destroy every remnant of Trump's presidency. Burn all the banners of his ugly face that are hanging in front of various agency headquarters, demolish the ballroom, remove his name from the Kennedy Center, etc.
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DariusIII Mar 26, 2026 +767
Same as Egyptians did for hated rulers or their offspring. Change their names in documents, make them a bloody nobody, or erase their names like they never existed.
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WildYams Mar 26, 2026 +223
[This is what I want from the next Democratic president, hopefully on January 20th, 2029.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRLTAbd1T3Y)
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Rawrsomesausage Mar 26, 2026 +31
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dgdio Mar 26, 2026 +56
Defacing US Currency is illegal but banks will replace a ripped dollar bill, nudge nudge wink wink
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Raise_A_Thoth Mar 26, 2026 +12
I will 100% be doing this, not that I carry around much cash.
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throwawtphone Mar 26, 2026 +69
That and SEIZE assets unlawfully gained, prosecute illegal activities of all from the top to the bottom.
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ichosethis Mar 26, 2026 +17
He's committed multiple crimes, treat him like so many cops treat people driving with cash. Seize it and make him prove it wasn't part of a crime to get it back (hint, they don't give it back most of the time).
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eskimospy212 Mar 26, 2026 +133
It’s a good idea. Not just from a good governance perspective as it’s a bad idea to do this personality cult shit but also because very publicly removing him from everything will drive him (if he’s still alive) and the fellow cultists insane. Bonus points as we can use those opportunities to talk about how un American that all was. 
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sebrebc Mar 26, 2026 +51
F*** him and f*** them too. Erase him, then put the Epstein files on display for the world to see. Erase him and destroy his name in people's memories by showing the world who he really is. 
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Kitty-lou-B456 Mar 26, 2026 +95
Also reinstate the name Gulf of Mexico.
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PhilDGlass Mar 26, 2026 +72
And the Dept of Defense.
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uniklyqualifd Mar 26, 2026 +58
It's not even gone. He issues an EO and the bootlickers pretend it's done.
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BrianWonderful Mar 26, 2026 +35
It still is the Department of Defense. It would require Congressional law changes to rename the department.
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littleotterpop Mar 27, 2026 +7
The rest of the world calls it the gulf of Mexico, he can't just rename it. He's so stupid
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mowotlarx Mar 26, 2026 +58
Whatever Egyptians did with the pharaohs they hated, that's what we need to do. I want him to seem like a myth, like Caligula.
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arizonadirtbag12 Mar 26, 2026 +19
Do him like WWE did Chris Benoit. Just straight into the memory hole. Normally not a fan of that, mind. 1984, and all. But for him? Yeah.
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WildYams Mar 26, 2026 +16
We should not just ignore and forget him. We need to remember what he did so people in the future don't make the mistake of electing anyone else like him ever again.
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Consistent_Heat_9201 Mar 26, 2026 +6
So we make a monument of dog shit with an explanation plaque.
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WildYams Mar 26, 2026 +3
https://i.imgur.com/uJXMoKJ.jpeg
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boogalooshrimp82 Mar 26, 2026 +18
Coining it "The Ctrl Z" platform. Undo undo undo.
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MilsYatsFeebTae Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah, give him the same what’s his name treatment that ancient Egypt gave to what’s his names I through XIV
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BrianThatDude Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah I used to be excited about celebrating the day cholesterol finally wins, but I really hope he's around just long enough to see every piece of his legacy erased.
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TinyMavin Mar 26, 2026 +13
I remember thinking like this after Bush. But then I was like, “maybe it’s just better to move on, reunite the country, and repair the damage together”. Well - that didn’t work and it got worse. My bad everybody. In Game Theory, the best strategy is for everyone to cooperate; unless there are defectors. In that case, the best strategy is “Tit for Tat” - basically science has proven that “F*** Around and Find Out” is optimal.
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boomerangthrowaway Mar 26, 2026 +15
You say things like this but there are genuinely candidates who will run and have no business being in politics but jump on board the burn everything Trump bandwagon (even trumpers) so it’s a calculated thing imo. We need to be smart about who we elect and once they’re in and it’s solid, THEN take care of the trash expeditiously I support your comments just wanted to make sure I noted a caveat I see and hope is paid attention to throughout the recovery post Trump
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Deto Mar 26, 2026 +4
Or, there will be qualified candidates who also run on this?
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boomerangthrowaway Mar 26, 2026 +3
Great point 😮‍💨 Needless to say, we’ve got a task ahead of us in a post Trump America.
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turningsteel Mar 26, 2026 +3
America doesn't seem to like qualified candidates.
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ThaiJohnnyDepp Mar 26, 2026 +6
You forgot impeach all his appointees
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the2belo Mar 26, 2026 +4
I want a detrumpification campaign
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damsel84 Mar 26, 2026 +3
We should seize his assets to pay for the recovery.
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bk1285 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Can the govt do like auctions like “the highest bidder in this auction will be allowed to burn this banner”
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krom0025 Mar 26, 2026 +4
I'll vote for whoever promises to imprison the highest number of Republicans.
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CptJaxxParrow Mar 27, 2026 +4
The Kennedy Center thing is actually kind of funny if you take a look at the building for more than a few seconds. It looks like a prime example of malicious compliance. According to the new nameplate, the name of the building is "The Donald J Trump and ***The*** John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts" If you look at photos of the nameplate (or just go there in person) the formatting of the whole thing seems like huge "f*** you" that this tacky moron will never notice. *"The Donald J Trump and"* is in a slightly different font and the finish on it is slightly lighter than the original nameplate. It is also on its own line, slightly off center, above the original nameplate which remains untouched. I wouldn't be shocked if it's just stuck up there with command strips. They are expecting to pull that down the moment he leaves office, if not sooner.
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fathertitojones Mar 26, 2026 +3
I think we should destroy everything with him on it and build the arch he wanted, but only as a monument to the grave dangers of fascism and division.
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thehermit14 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I would vote for that if I could.
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amilo111 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Might have to tear the entire White House down at that point.
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badwolf1013 Mar 26, 2026 +3
No. Leave them up. Let Americans have to look at what we let happen. Leave them there until every person who was 18 years old on Election Day 2024 has finally passed away.
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Lonely_Noyaaa Mar 26, 2026 +670
There's a $250 bill being proposed with his face on it and the justification given was that families need a larger denomination because of inflation. The man caused the inflation and now wants his face on the bill that proves it. Also there's literally a law from 1866 that exists specifically to prevent this and the response was just to write a new law creating an exception for himself? :)
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JaronJervis Mar 26, 2026 +105
are you serious, I was just making that joke earlier. Saying he was gonna replace Franklin on the $100 dollar bill.
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West_Cut_9265 Mar 26, 2026 +62
I mean Franklin stands for f****** older women which Trump supports the opposite
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WhyAmINotStudying Mar 27, 2026 +10
I would petition for Trump's face to be on the -$100 bill. If you hold it, you have $100 more debt.
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Pipe_Memes Mar 27, 2026 +8
They can already do that by buying literally any piece of his branded merch lol.
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jasonlitka Mar 26, 2026 +31
No one needs a $250 bill. The only time I even carry cash is in Las Vegas.
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Mediocre_Scott Mar 26, 2026 +6
Trump is the face of inflation
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Radeondrrrf Mar 26, 2026 +7
If that $250 bill comes out, we’ll call it “Trump Flags”
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FarImprovement2840 Mar 26, 2026 +659
He is such a massive piece of shit
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Additional-Signal327 Mar 26, 2026 +94
Shit serves a purpose. He’s far worse than shit. 
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whatproblems Mar 26, 2026 +19
toxic sewage
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Any-Ask563 Mar 26, 2026 +6
I think he already forged Mnuchin’s signature to put his own writing on currency. Who signs their name in uppercase print ?
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frolie0 Mar 26, 2026 +15
The fact that anyone is ok with this is insanity. How did we get here? Especially under the guise of doing it as part of America's 250th anniversary. Ya, f*** any of America's incredible history, let's put the sitting president's signature on money to celebrate the country's history.
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joeyGibson Mar 26, 2026 +256
Of _course_, he does, because he's a goddamned worthless narcissist, who has to piss on literally everything.
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DandDMattressMan Mar 26, 2026 +74
it's genuinely so f****** exhausting at this point. the only thing more pathetic than his blatant narcissism is how many f****** people are fully onboard with it
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Smooth_Read_3495 Mar 27, 2026 +1
The reason they are on board with it is that it is an attempt to rewrite the ideation and myths of a nation until only their version of history or events is left.
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KRS_THREE Mar 26, 2026 +9
They are still, *this late in the game*, oblivious to just how much of a self-serving, self-loving, wannabe superstar he is. He *literally does nothing for them* except be an offensive prick and blame the left for everything and the smooth brains just gobble it up and ask for more.
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Gay_Giraffe_1773 Mar 26, 2026 +434
I'm so f****** tired, boss
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SilveryDeath Mar 26, 2026 +24
Every morning I wake up wondering what fresh hell awaits me. Can't believe I'll have to see this dipshits signature on money.
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Jeanlucpuffhard Mar 26, 2026 +35
Dog tired.
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YourShowerCompanion Mar 26, 2026 +10
Getting tired of winnings already within 1 year? The whole 2026, 2027 and 2028 are ahead for so so much winnings. 
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badamant Mar 26, 2026 +12
That is the plan. It literally is a fascist propaganda technique called “Flood the Zone with Shit”.
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SlumdogSkillionaire Mar 26, 2026 +49
Great, now every time I get paid I'll be reminded of his connection to Epstein!
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BrownSugarBare Mar 27, 2026 +4
For real. He's putting his pubic hair symbol on all US paper currency.
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VanguardAvenger Mar 26, 2026 +127
Won't happen. The signatures in the bills are part of the hand engraved master plates that take several years to create (since they have to change minor design details every single time they start a new master plate as a counterfeiting measure) To give an idea of how long the process takes, the Bureau of Engraving and ⁠Printing is still currently producing notes with the signatures of Joe Biden's ​Treasury secretary, Janet Yellen, and Treasurer Lynn Malerba. They haven't even had the time to finish the regular plates with Trump offical names on them. No chance in hell they can restart the process and be done in 3 months. And they can't just throw manpower at it either, there's maybe 10 people on the planet with the skillset required to do it..
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Astronitium Mar 26, 2026 +67
We’ll find out they spent millions trying to do it anyways.
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StinkyPete4722 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Paying their friends/themselves millions for research
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illydelph Mar 26, 2026 +24
> They haven’t even had the time to finish the regular plates with Trump official names on them. The article makes it seem like these *are* those plates though. I hope you’re right, but this seems like something dumb and vain enough that he would have got rolling on it on literally day 1 of his second term and we’re only finding out about it now.
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VanguardAvenger Mar 27, 2026 +10
That's a fair point. I will say when I was working for the Treasury back during the first Trump term, it took them 6 or 7 months to get the correct version of Trumps Presidential portrait put up. And that administration seemed much more competent. Plus Trump can't keep a secret, so the idea hed not mention this for a year is unlikely. So I doubt your right, but Ill concede its the one and only way I see this being possible
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Old_Man_Robot Mar 26, 2026 +39
You’re assuming normal, reasoned, process in the face of a dictator.
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VanguardAvenger Mar 26, 2026 +12
Im assuming science. After the master plate is created, negatives have to be created, then those are used to grow the plate used in the press. Not only can the growth process not be rushed, the precision required has leeway of about 3/100th of a milmeter, or the grown plates won't fit the press. So theres no real option to tamper with the process
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xxx_poonslayer69 Mar 26, 2026 +12
You're assuming they'd do it correctly
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Shot-Possibility-399 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Oh yeah that'll stop them. They'll just force through a shitty version that's easily faked regardless 
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Fire_Lake Mar 26, 2026 +4
Article from the guardian seems to indicate it IS happening
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zubuneri Mar 26, 2026 +35
Is he using autopen or signing every dollar?
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gourmetgooch Mar 26, 2026 +8
Press need to hound him with this question.
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papaHans Mar 26, 2026 +57
Time to buy a stamp that says "#1 pedophile" to put right above his signature.
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thenasch Mar 26, 2026 +23
Or "rapes kids" underneath it
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BigHungryFlamingo Mar 26, 2026 +174
Great way to force people to fully adopt digital currency so they don’t have to deal with carrying RapistBucks. 
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Colonel-Mooseknuckle Mar 26, 2026 +72
Diddle Dollars.
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CrackingToastGromet Mar 26, 2026 +16
Omg - diddle dollars is perfect
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S-gg-ha_of_Leng Mar 26, 2026 +6
Need to make an "I diddle kids" ink stamp for under King Diddler's chicken scrawl on every bill I get. Be the new "Where's George?"
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indiemike Mar 26, 2026 +3
Pedo pesos
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ConnectionJust9118 Mar 26, 2026 +8
Literally it is for me
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ALoudMeow Mar 26, 2026 +3
I’ll be asking for used bills only at the bank.
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PsychGuy17 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Well since he's against autopen Im sure he will spend the rest of his life signing one dollar bill at a time. I'm fine if it gives him something to do and we never hear from him again.
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JaronJervis Mar 26, 2026 +26
Signature? By the end of the year the GOP will propose his pedo face to replace Franklin on the $100 bill. The bill won't be worth anything at that point, but the gesture is all MAGats really care about. Aesthetics, as Dumpy likes to say.
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ConnectionJust9118 Mar 26, 2026 +20
We are at war for no reason and this f****** madman is doing currency projects It feels like he’s spiraling more every day
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hayyimsandwich Mar 26, 2026 +21
Megalomania is a psychological state characterized by delusional fantasies of power, wealth, and grandiosity, along with an inflated sense of superiority. Symptoms include narcissistic behavior, omnipotence, and a desire to control others. It is often associated with conditions like narcissistic personality disorder, bipolar disorder, or paranoia
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Haunting-Ad788 Mar 26, 2026 +20
Feels like the entire country has just become a make-a-wish for this pedophile with dementia.
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Smooth_Read_3495 Mar 26, 2026 +54
Dictators gonna dictate, cowards gonna let them 
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Frigguggi Mar 26, 2026 +15
Why does every single f****** thing have to be a monument to his pathetically fragile ego?
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torinismyname Mar 26, 2026 +14
Lol he's so f****** desperate. *"Maybe they'll like me more of they see my name some more!"* Pathetic
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moaningimports Mar 26, 2026 +28
The only place I wanna see his f****** signature is on the court order that incarcerates him.
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Robertroo Mar 26, 2026 +11
The Participation Trophy President
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AngryMillennialFU Mar 26, 2026 +19
Anything he is doing will be undone. F*** him.
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percydaman Mar 26, 2026 +16
It better be. Any Democrat running in the presidential primary, had better make some serious promises to absolutely undo everything possible. I don't care how much it costs.
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No_Succotash890 Mar 26, 2026 +9
That’s one way to devalue it
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JournalistRecent1230 Mar 26, 2026 +9
Once democrats control the house, senate, and white house again can we please purge trump's monuments, and renames, and rebrands, and name stamps, and coins from all government assets please. This narcissistic kim jong un level of self promotion is so disgusting.
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manachar Mar 26, 2026 +8
Assuming we get a Democrat in charge at some point, we really need to pass a law that forbids living individuals from being on our money, federal buildings, military installations, etc. That should be a stand alone no brainer that likely would even have bipartisan support.
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Tralphazoor Mar 26, 2026 +9
But it doesn’t matter what laws are on the books when breaking them is an hourly event for MAGA, and it goes unchallenged.
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Forsaken_Thought Mar 26, 2026 +8
Our nation deserves to have his name on every f****** thing including schools, streets, bridges, on and on. That way the entire world will know how f****** stupid we were for voting him in for decades and centuries to come.
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Luckydog12 Mar 26, 2026 +7
Cool, publc hair on our dollar bills now…
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Oblique9043 Mar 26, 2026 +8
Revelation 13 16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.
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Big-Leadership-4604 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Beast from the Sea.
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zenmin75 Mar 26, 2026 +8
He's jealous because Mark Carney has his signature on Canadian money from when he headed the Bank of Canada.
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Valuable_Sea_4709 Mar 26, 2026 +7
So he wants to crash the value of the US dollar even more than he already has? I mean literally everything that this man has ever put his name on has either gone bankrupt or been shut down for fraud. The man bankrupted a c***** that he bought. He went out and paid money for a failing Atlantic City c***** (already the dumbest move possible, everyone was going to Vegas the much better gambling hub, leaving Atlantic City in the dust), spent millions more on renovations, refused to pay the companies and contractors who were doing those renovations, in response to which they obviously sued, ultimately getting paid anyway. Then even with his father reportedly buying at least one duffle bag full of c***** chips, pumping potentially millions in fraudulent cash into the c*****, he still managed to run it into the ground, racking up massive unpayable debts, to the point that he was forced to declare bankruptcy. That is until he assumed the highest office in the world, and then leveraged it, as much as he physically could whether or not it was legal, to boost and protect himself, his friends and his companies. When are people going to wake up and realize this man is the WORST businessman, the WORST decision maker, and the WORST statesman possible? He's just outright bad at everything that he does. He doesn't have the focus or patience to follow through on anything. When are people going to realize the only reason he's not yelling at nurses at an old folks home, like anyone else with his health, personality, and crippling narcissism would be doing, is purely because his father had a lot of money when he died? And he would have burned through all of it and bankrupted his father's company in 2008 were it not for a timely purchase by a Russian oligarch of a Palm Beach Florida property. A property this Russian oligarch, who was later sanctioned individually for money laundering on behalf of the Russian Mafia, never even visited if reporting of the time is to be believed, he instead bulldozed the mansion that he had paid a massive premium for, and sold off the bare land to a condo developer, FOR A LOSS. If he hadn't have sold that property exactly when he did, months later he'd have been unable to make two multi-million dollar balloon payments on the shitty loans he took out, where he had for years been buying into the housing bubble on more and more debt.
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DessertFlowerz Mar 26, 2026 +6
It's wild that the answer to "how did Hitler take over Germany" was that "40% of the country thought it was funny to piss off 40% of the country and 20% didn't care".
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Tobimacoss Mar 26, 2026 +6
Cult leader needs an ego boost.  
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Reasonable_Being6376 Mar 26, 2026 +5
just one day please without this bullshit, just one f****** day
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colondollarcolon Mar 26, 2026 +7
This goes beyond narcissism. This is Emperor Nero, Emperor Caligula level insanity,
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Odd_Collection7431 Mar 26, 2026 +6
i hate him more than i thought i could hate anyone
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EntropicInfundibulum Mar 27, 2026 +5
The mark of the beast.
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Fair72 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Are you ready to throw out money with a pedophiles name on it? I am
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Thebritishdovah Mar 26, 2026 +4
So,, he literally wants Trump bucks. Probably is a few steps away from trying to get the US renamed to the United States of Trump.
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Tralphazoor Mar 26, 2026 +4
Guess I’m buying a “Pedophile” stamp to cover that up in every bill I get. Every. F******. One.
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IamNICE124 Mar 26, 2026 +4
I just want it to be over..
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YouAreSoul Mar 26, 2026 +4
Will he personally sign each one or use some sort of autopen?
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Snoo_39666 Mar 26, 2026 +5
God I can’t wait till I see **the** headline.
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Will_Sommers Mar 26, 2026 +5
He's putting his signature on money? Why? I don't need another reason to stop spend money.
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Filmore_Graves Mar 26, 2026 +4
Making money even more worthless
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GrungeHamster23 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Start buying your "is a pedo" stamps now, people!
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BenefitAdvanced Mar 27, 2026 +4
Hopefully people out there will replace his signature with truth words like “rapist” and “pedophile”
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RobbieStew Mar 27, 2026 +3
More reason to not touch USD.
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erov Mar 27, 2026 +4
Lol hes got trump derangement syndrome...
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ChrisEFWTX Mar 27, 2026 +3
What a f****** pedophile.
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CobraPony67 Mar 27, 2026 +4
I guarantee that any bill with his signature will have f\*ck in front of his name.
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LFS1 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Can someone in the Republican Party grow a spine???
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Mugwump6506 Mar 27, 2026 +1
He's found a new way to devalue the currency.
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ELStoker Mar 27, 2026 +1
But he's not a fascist dictator, right?
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Crazycook99 Mar 27, 2026 +1
It's not his signature, it's auto pen
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Chudmont Mar 27, 2026 +1
I'm going to redact his name just like in the Epstein files.
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triscuitsrule Mar 26, 2026 +3
The US is a banana republic and quickly becoming a rogue state.
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teflonPrawn Mar 26, 2026 +3
If he uses an autopen, it voids the currency.
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mowotlarx Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's moving like a man who knows he's not long for this world. He's the real world version of Bender doing the "Remember Me" statue of himself in Futurama.
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BradlyPitts89 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Well at least he’s focused on the important stuff
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subliver Mar 26, 2026 +3
Looking forward to our new ‘Mark of the Beast Bucks’.  I hope his Evangelical supporters are just eating this up with no sense of irony.
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woodpaulusgnome Mar 26, 2026 +3
How appropriate that Vanity Fair is leading with this story. Could there be anyone more vain than Trump?
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xondk Mar 26, 2026 +3
Geezes maybe it is the position of power he now has, but he is acting like he is almost the archetype of narcissism
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choopie-chup-chup Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's really trying to kill the USD isn't he
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DruidDog Mar 26, 2026 +3
trust me bro, nobody is going to forget what you will have done to the economy
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GestureArtist Mar 26, 2026 +3
hasn't he devalued the dollar enough?
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FogPot Mar 26, 2026 +3
Every bill will have "pedophile" written next to his name in sharpie
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Bayarea0 Mar 26, 2026 +3
No I don't want our money to become more worthless.
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dwadefan45 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Same signature that was on the letter to Epstein?
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atda Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's just the most vain,  unprincipled oaf of a president ever.
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DawgPound919 Mar 26, 2026 +3
The Thing is so pathetic.
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PositionBeneficial12 Mar 26, 2026 +3
We need every single person to take a marker and add ‘is a pedo’ after his signature on the bills.
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carlboykin Mar 26, 2026 +3
“Stupidest f****** country on earth continues to get stupider”
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chaostheories36 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Never has the world seen a person so utterly desperate to be remembered that he plasters his own name anywhere and everywhere as much as he can. It’s just… sad. He knows what his legacy will be. His children know what *their* legacy will be. And they act as if slapping their name on buildings or paper will matter. If they wanted to be remembered they’d have done something good for humanity.
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Martag02 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Every f****** day with this guy.
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FauxReal Mar 26, 2026 +3
Yeah he's totally not a narcissist.
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we_are_sex_bobomb Mar 26, 2026 +3
He’s a pedophile sex trafficker who started a war he can’t win and this is a piss poor attempt at distraction.
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Rekoor86 Mar 26, 2026 +3
How about no?
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Enigma73519 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I've been pretty optimistic lately but god I am NOT happy with this. No matter what I do I can just never get away from this man. Even if I use my money on things I actually want I'll always be reminded of this orange piece of shit.
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BrianWonderful Mar 26, 2026 +3
So, will it also include his line drawing of a 12-year old girl?
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angmarsilar Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's such a fan of Sharpies and redacting, I'll start carrying one and redact his name on every bill.
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Cock--Robin Mar 26, 2026 +3
. F*** that narcissistic a******.
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mbne84 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Can you imagine being that sad that you have to add your name to money so people will think of you? SAD
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m0nkyman Mar 26, 2026 +3
I will refuse any bill with his name on it.
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badwolf1013 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Hasn’t the dollar been de-valued enough?
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SureDog9854 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Donald Trump wants you to write on every dollar you have that he is a child raping piece of shit.
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What_the_Pie Mar 26, 2026 +3
F*** this f****** traitor. Get him out of here. Also, f*** the republicans forever.
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ApathyIsAmbition Mar 26, 2026 +3
His signature reminds me of pubic hair 🤔
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Throes_Perdition Mar 26, 2026 +3
Great, so the dollar will become worthless.
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ravbuc Mar 26, 2026 +3
Instead of a wheresgeorge stamp, we should redact them with a big beautiful black sharpie.
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MR_Se7en Mar 27, 2026 +3
I can't wait for the graffiti that is gonna be attached to his name "Donald Trump rapes children" "I fucked Donald trumps mom" "Donald trump has a tiny d***" Any currency with his signature on it it's about to be completely fucked
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kuukiechristo73 Mar 27, 2026 +3
F*** this guy. So sick of all the adolescent bullshit. What an a******.
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theSuperWae Mar 27, 2026 +3
He's such a little b****
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ohdeydothodontdeytho Mar 27, 2026 +3
This man's vanity knows no bounds.
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Blackbeards-delights Mar 27, 2026 +3
Can’t wait to deface the shit out of it
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OriginalCDub Mar 27, 2026 +3
So it’ll be even more worthless
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Brave_Nerve_6871 Mar 27, 2026 +3
He better sign every bill himself and not use the autopen
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nysocalfool Mar 27, 2026 +3
I will always carry a Sharpie and cross his name out. Every f****** one.
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Lollabrigida Mar 27, 2026 +3
Neverending cringe
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CordusPorf Mar 27, 2026 +3
Time to start selling "f***" stamps.
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Select_Bread_5808 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Add “IS A PEDO” to every bill!!
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SocraticDaemon Mar 27, 2026 +1
Not at all like an Emperor
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Mechalamb Mar 27, 2026 +1
I cannot wait to deface those bills every chance I get.
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Eddie_Gabs Mar 27, 2026 +1
thanks for the heads up! plenty of time for me to fabricate rubber stamps that I can place under his signature: "Racist" "Child Molester" "Draft Dodger", "Low IQ", ect.
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Sst1154 Mar 27, 2026 +1
A great reason to have your debit card with you at all times.
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somejerkuknow Mar 27, 2026 +1
He's just an insecure little shit head
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indianajoes Mar 27, 2026 +1
I really don't get how so many Americans don't get how fucked all of this is.
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PDXGuy33333 Mar 27, 2026 +1
I am going to carry a sharpie and redact his signature on every bill I see it on.
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Literally_Laura Mar 26, 2026 +6
He used his signature to represent an underaged girl’s pubic hair.
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Light_Storm2000 Mar 27, 2026 +5
It's because he has no real legacy. He's passed no legislation that will improve American lives, he's never stood for the American people. He will be remembered as being the most destructive and divisive president in history. That's it. 
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