Weird times when 4 incredibly shitty people seem slightly less shitty compared to the biggest piece of shit on earth.
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DrowCarnotaurusApr 9, 2026
+112
Even the Joker sided against Red Skull
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Massive_Town_8212Apr 9, 2026
+72
The Joker also pays his taxes!
72
Nelson_PancakesApr 9, 2026
+33
And pre-pays for an electric car...that he never got
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Massive_Town_8212Apr 9, 2026
+36
WHERE'S MY GOTDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?!
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theaviationhistorianApr 10, 2026
+17
I love that this is the first thing in his mind when he realizes he's Batman. Not that he's the caped crusader. It's that Batman is this pompous elitist who ripped Joker off over an EV.
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DirtyBirdDawgApr 10, 2026
+2
I really need to go back and finish Harley Quinn.
2
EPLemonSqueezyApr 9, 2026
+19
Shit winds are blowing...
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DuaneDibbleyApr 9, 2026
+17
These people mix like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
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theaviationhistorianApr 10, 2026
+8
An EF5 shitnado because this timeline didn't suck enough already.
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Fancy_Yak2618Apr 10, 2026
+9
You know what a shit-barometer is, Bubs? Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin
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TransitionExciting60Apr 10, 2026
+3
Whoah whoah slow down. You know I didn’t get my grade 10
3
Fancy_Yak2618Apr 10, 2026
+3
You make my words, I am gonna get my grade 10, and everybody else can go catch a boat to Fuckoffityland.
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These-Macaroon-8872Apr 10, 2026
+3
This is actually fun to say
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simulated_copyApr 10, 2026
+3
Crazy times I agree with Tucker at least once a week now.
3
milelongpipeApr 9, 2026
+17
The blessings of free speech.
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TheChainsawVigilanteApr 9, 2026
+3
This is called constipaggression
3
New_Simple_4531Apr 9, 2026
+6
When all these certified wackos are saying "Whoa man, cool it", then perhaps his wacko is going way too far.
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bubbablk34Apr 9, 2026
+2
Exactly and they will vote for the same POS the next time
2
SuzieQ1818Apr 9, 2026
+349
No one likes you, Donald
Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens have the largest audiences. It’s why he’s bothered they are turning against him
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ConfederacyOfDunces_Apr 9, 2026
+75
They are about to go nuclear on him. I hate both of them as well, but Trump stirring his his pot just shows you how insane he’s become
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blahmeistahApr 10, 2026
+12
They are not. They will need a way back in when the time comes.
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Lindo_MGApr 10, 2026
+9
Tucker yes, candance went too far away from the camp
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wingspanttApr 10, 2026
+4
They are. Candace also converted to Catholicism and is very aligned to it meanwhile Trump's cabinet is threatening the pope with death or exile
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abbyl0nApr 10, 2026
+3
Tucker is too much of a weasel, Candace might though
3
officer897177Apr 9, 2026
+106
As long as Fox News is glazing him, he’s not going anywhere. Rupert Murdoch could end this in an afternoon.
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Shafter111Apr 9, 2026
+45
That will be Christmas for NewsMax.
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Puzzled-Parsley-1863Apr 9, 2026
+27
Tucker Carlson's entire pivot to working independently has proven that established networks don't have nearly as much sway as they used to. You could put loads of other people in the exact same category. If Rupert Murdoch could've assassinated Nick Fuentes I think he would have
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Less_LikelyApr 9, 2026
+12
Rupee Murdoch could end Fox in an afternoon. People don’t keep going to the drug dealer’s place when he stops selling drugs and starts selling health food.
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Cyan-rangerApr 9, 2026
+9
Lachlan Murdoch. Robert hasn’t been pulling the strings at fox for a couple of years now.
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AppliedEpidemiologyApr 10, 2026
+4
I was going to say: He is *95*…
4
WhyWeStillDoingThisApr 9, 2026
+10
They’ll be back though. They can’t help themselves.
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CrankyYankersApr 10, 2026
+2
They never actually left.
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CrankyYankersApr 10, 2026
+2
I believe they are pretending to move away from Trump in order to save the Republican party. This group of assholes is PURE MAGA and I don't believe for ONE SECOND that they have actually changed.
2
mr9025Apr 9, 2026
+131
lol. F*** everybody mentioned in a never ending circle.⭕️
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gugliataApr 9, 2026
+21
The worst Human Centipede imaginable
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Juice___SpringsteenApr 10, 2026
+2
nightmare blunt rotation
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_evilalien_Apr 9, 2026
+60
The worst people in the US are fighting with each other 🍿
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CHEVIEWER1Apr 9, 2026
+12
🍿🥤Yes…A little more butter please
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CGI_OCDApr 9, 2026
+14
Love that for them.
Salted Caramel 🍿here btw. So good.
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[deleted]Apr 9, 2026
+179
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No_Fig_5964Apr 9, 2026
+95
Everything you said is absolutely spot-on, just with one slight correction...he's ALWAYS been a global laughing stock way before he entered politics. Don has always been a smarmy, unserious piece of shit.
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JustHereForMiatasApr 10, 2026
+2
And amazingly, this was bipartisan knowledge with like 80-90% of the country, until the moment he managed to win the Republican primary.
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LittleSodaPop13Apr 9, 2026
+19
This. It's like a sand castle being built too close to the ocean; this was going to happen sooner or later.
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ConfederacyOfDunces_Apr 9, 2026
+35
I agree completely. This feels very different this time around. Trump is losing his base in real time.
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bearbrannanApr 9, 2026
+48
Dude literally ran on no new wars, many supporters feel like he lied to them and betrayed their trust. Especially when half the country has been calling them gullible deplorable morons.. Also gas prices and they all drive jacked up trucks..
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Responsible_Sink3044Apr 9, 2026
+32
Being a true believer in one of the world's most famous con men is a special kind of pathetic
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playfulmessengerApr 10, 2026
+5
Bush did the exact same thing. Some R's who lived through it actually remember being duped once before.
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CruzAderjcApr 10, 2026
+5
Fool me once… uh… fool me twice… yup.
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SparkleCobraDudeApr 9, 2026
+27
I’m remaining skeptical.
I’ve heard he is done for basically 10 years
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EmuMan10Apr 9, 2026
+31
He did the one thing you can’t do to these people. Make them pay more for gas
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stephscoApr 10, 2026
+14
I hate that this was the line
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Potatobender44Apr 10, 2026
+9
That’s how f****** unbelievably stupid they are
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ripChazmoApr 9, 2026
+14
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger loser.
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vinnybawbawApr 10, 2026
+9
Agreed. I think his Dementia is also starting to snowball and he can’t hide it as well as a year ago. And once you can’t hide it anymore, it gets worse REALLY quickly.
What I’m afraid of is that if he goes down he brings the whole world with him. But he’s probably also too senile to remember the Nuke codes so there’s that.
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JustHereForMiatasApr 10, 2026
+2
Password hint: it's the same combo as your luggage.
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PigglyWigglyDeluxeApr 10, 2026
+1
> He’s done.
Yeah okay. I’ve heard that before.
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No_Yogurtcloset7776Apr 9, 2026
+36
How to Make friends and influence people.
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geewillykersApr 9, 2026
+72
F*** off Megyn, go rot in a ditch along with donny boy.
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gettumsApr 10, 2026
+10
Didn't she say donny could drop a nuke like 2 days ago?
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QuiGonColdGinApr 9, 2026
+21
They are all pustules on the ass of society.
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Schen_The_GeniusApr 9, 2026
+23
Oh, Finally.
The four assholes of the apocalypse are getting chewed out by Lord bacon bit, I've been waiting for this!
Let them fight.
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Tommy__want__wingyApr 9, 2026
+18
Didn’t Kelly say she’d still vote for him if he dropped the nuke?
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TipRare1321Apr 9, 2026
+18
Yeah, and she supported him after he said the most vulgar things about her. She's an awful awful person
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CHEVIEWER1Apr 9, 2026
+4
Yes she sure did
4
Blueberry_H3ADApr 9, 2026
+16
Didn’t she just say that same day she is still falling in line with him?
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Joey-WilcoXXXApr 9, 2026
+16
Yeah Megyn Kelly is the worst.
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Mission_MacaroonApr 10, 2026
+7
Yes, she said she would still vote Republican if they dropped a nuke.
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tinathefatlardgoshApr 9, 2026
+14
Says CNN gave him 100% approval then goes on to call them fake news within the same post. This guy could f*** up a cup of coffee.
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NotAtAllExcitingApr 10, 2026
+2
He could, and that’s why people make it for him.
2
jojomoodieApr 9, 2026
+11
No you don't get it he's just negotiating with them
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ryanb450Apr 9, 2026
+13
Oh I knew they’d all turn on each other eventually. I’d be excited if I wasn’t so terrified
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RVFVS117Apr 9, 2026
+11
Let them consume one another
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moaterboater69Apr 9, 2026
+21
And watch all of them simp again for daddy.
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EggsegretApr 9, 2026
+19
Is this the start of MAGA finally crumbling
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No_Fig_5964Apr 9, 2026
+11
It's been a gradual process since Don the Con turned on Elon last year.
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Joey-WilcoXXXApr 9, 2026
+4
That wasn’t real, they’re still okay.
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_GloryKing_Apr 10, 2026
+2
Elon was on a call that Trump had with Modi. They're fine.
2
WhiteLycan2020Apr 9, 2026
+9
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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aro_haApr 9, 2026
+8
The fallout is starting. Also got Greene going on CNN speaking out about the atrocity of the war.
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Cavalier1706Apr 9, 2026
+8
If you can’t convince those four you totally fucked up Trump.
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Substantial_Court792Apr 9, 2026
+13
Don’t worry, Megyn has never gotten off her knees.
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No_Swing_6959Apr 9, 2026
+7
They need to respond with a “I aint reading all that”
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The_GoondocksApr 9, 2026
+8
Deplorable fight!
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SomewhereNo8378Apr 9, 2026
+6
Controlled opposition.
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No_Fig_5964Apr 9, 2026
+6
*Senile, petulant man-child name-calls fellow MAGAs...story at 11.*
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Ok-Coconut-5965Apr 9, 2026
+5
Hard to believe that Diddlin’ Donny would be involved in any railing and blasting with legal adults.
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SmokinRibzApr 9, 2026
+5
In the latest episode of “As the Dipshit’s Turn”
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DaSauceBawssApr 9, 2026
+6
The pile of shits are throwing shit at each other lmao
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kernel-troutmanApr 9, 2026
+5
The Art of the Squeal
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PointOfFingersApr 9, 2026
+5
The election is looking brutal for the GOP if they are turning on Trump.
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ArchonFettApr 9, 2026
+4
And this is how “pick me” ends
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No-Lead-6769Apr 9, 2026
+5
It says alot that he thinks they're not shit because they aren't on "TV" that's peak old man yells at cloud behavior. These people i bet make tons more on their own platforms than they ever could on tv. He's so concerned about late night shows and the view, Rosie O'Donnell and Bruce springsteen, this guy is stuck in the 90s
The people he listed may be pieces of shit but their opinions are the ones he should be worried about. I wonder if he thinks about what Paulie Shore or Mr. T thinks.. at least he still has the Hulkster in his corner right??
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Critical_Letterhead3Apr 9, 2026
+6
He left out rogan and MTG
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Acceptable_Catch_714Apr 10, 2026
+5
Every time he does this I just think “Does he know other countries can see this?” It’s so f****** embarrassing. All four of my grandparents served in WWII and were so proud of their country. I cannot imagine how they would have reacted to something like this during their lifetimes. Aghast doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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GreyTigerFoxApr 10, 2026
+4
f*** donald trump. He raped women and children and deserves to rot in prison.
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pissjugmanApr 9, 2026
+4
Tough when the soldiers who’ve been simping for you for years turn. Maybe it’s you and not them
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Ironman_2678Apr 9, 2026
+5
Aww the shit is eating the shit. Im so sad. They can all get shot straight into the sun as soon as possible.
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cannot_walk_barefootApr 9, 2026
+4
I don't think any of those four give a flying f*** about Iran and especially Iranian people. I just think they're paid by Russia who didn't want the US attacking Iran. I think its just as simple as that. When have those four ever shown a backbone? When have they ever cared about brown people being blown up?
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Halation2600Apr 9, 2026
+4
You know it's bad when even the pro-wrestling-esque, soulless, huckster, idiots have even turned against King Diaper.
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NickyNicholsApr 9, 2026
+3
All of his followers watch at least one, if not all, of these people. This is not going to end well.
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LittleSodaPop13Apr 9, 2026
+3
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Trump doesn't value loyalty. You have to be a mindless, repetitive peon, or he'll turn his back on you the moment you try to point out a problem. I knew this was going to happen, and I have been enjoying watching this. These people supported this monster, and now he's turning his back on them. Deserved.
3
sm04dApr 9, 2026
+3
Yeah go after the people with the biggest audiences. That's smart.
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Own-Anywhere1523Apr 9, 2026
+3
Let’s all stress him out as much as possible
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NLtbalApr 9, 2026
+3
He should have SLAMMED them!
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Sufficient_Prompt888Apr 9, 2026
+3
Alex Jones is still around?
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insertUserNameherenoApr 9, 2026
+3
This is so funny cause they mentioned all the biggest losers in a group composed of just losers. Like all the people even the pariahs don’t want to hang out with lol
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DopamaxxerApr 9, 2026
+3
I just don’t understand how republicans in congress can’t see that he is a losing proposition and the OBVIOUS best political move they can make is to purge the government of Trump and pick up from there. That doesn’t even mean they would give up control or a majority, just let Vance take office.
3
WeNeedWorldPeaceNowApr 10, 2026
+3
Alex Jones sent child p*** to sandy hook victims
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BookofdrewsusApr 10, 2026
+3
Your turn, Rogan.
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Double_Priority_2702Apr 10, 2026
+3
such a thin skinned non alpha p****
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ryeguymftApr 10, 2026
+3
the walls are closing in Diaper Don
3
ChinaCatProphetApr 10, 2026
+3
Oh no, the MAGA primates are chucking faeces at each other again.
3
cowjuicer074Apr 10, 2026
+3
Tucker was a HIGE Trump supporter. Don’t let that punk off the hook
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DifferentEvent2998Apr 10, 2026
+3
He called them out for grifting, only after they showed they were no longer loyal golden retrievers
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Murky_Comparison1992Apr 9, 2026
+2
Well he WAS supposed to be the anti-war president.
2
buffalobill36001Apr 9, 2026
+2
Another day, another day of Trump-a-dump btching about someone
2
EraserheadBabyyyApr 9, 2026
+2
Thank god the word Against is in the title
2
olipoppitApr 9, 2026
+2
Imagine those fine folks being right… Jesus we are fuxked
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Ok_Communication7518Apr 9, 2026
+2
Within their own party, they hate each other and don't know how to wake the F up from the BS they are living and swimming in. Drain the swamp!
2
SmallBarracuda4700Apr 9, 2026
+2
Leopards eating leopards’ faces all over the place
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Altruistic_Craft3560Apr 9, 2026
+2
Derangement syndrome
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TeeFuceApr 9, 2026
+2
Keeps biting the hand that feeds him.
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AceofKnaves44Apr 10, 2026
+2
Oh he definitely wrote this one. Look at all of those insane quotation marks.
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Initial-Progress-763Apr 10, 2026
+2
Aww, what a sad baby
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KendrickBlack502Apr 10, 2026
+2
I thought Megyn KKKelly backed him up?
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Takeda_8Apr 10, 2026
+2
Put them all in a pit and let them fight each other to the death.
On ppv.
All proceeds go to help people under poverty line in America that trump raised a few notches to attack Iran.
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mavigogunApr 10, 2026
+2
Let the d***** cannibalism commence!
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ITSOVERGUYS88Apr 10, 2026
+2
Soap opera fulla jackoffs.
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MANGIX135Apr 10, 2026
+2
Loyalty that is not absolute is absolute disloyalty.
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GMclassMSApr 10, 2026
+2
Going after them is like firing your own marketing team mid-campaign and calling it a strategy.
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ZenthiapApr 10, 2026
+2
trump turning on his own cheer squad already? wild
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extrastupidoneApr 10, 2026
+2
He cant stand when anyone disagrees with him publicly.... thats a problem in itself
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TheNightKing99Apr 10, 2026
+2
MAGA civil war. It's imminent.
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Consistent-Leek4986Apr 10, 2026
+2
cracks in the burnt crust of maga. pathetic crowd
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prof_dr_mr_obviousApr 10, 2026
+2
Good to hear the president is focussed on the things that matter. F****** jackass.
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hoothizzApr 10, 2026
+2
I got my popcorn ready for this one.
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hashtaglurkingApr 10, 2026
+2
They are eating their own faces.
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WitnessDesperate4854Apr 10, 2026
+2
Evil is a great snake that devours everything but eventually it will devour itself
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Alternative-Rock-406Apr 10, 2026
+2
My 3 year old granddaughter is more grown up than Trump.
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thiefofalways1313Apr 10, 2026
+2
Megyn is going to cry and bend the knee even harder today.
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Clean-Physics-6143Apr 10, 2026
+2
Ooooh the girls are fightingggg!
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A-Sh1t_sh0wApr 10, 2026
+2
Yet all these people still lick his…boots.
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muffman81Apr 10, 2026
+2
Trump had no legitimate reasons to go to war with Iran. The only reason he had was Bibi Netanyahu telling him it would be fun to kill some innocent people together because they’re “f****** tyrants.”
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ButchQueenGeekApr 10, 2026
+2
Republicans have become the party of grievance...
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SelfDepricatorApr 10, 2026
+2
Yes yes tear each other apart
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ImpossibleProduct654Apr 9, 2026
+3
none of this matters.
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jaypea222Apr 9, 2026
+1
Be careful, he might Primary them
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hayyimsandwichApr 9, 2026
+1
maga **Ouroboros! yes**
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Open_Mortgage_4645Apr 9, 2026
+1
Trump has to be really careful about pissing off the right-wing media stars and influencers because they're the ones who MAGA listens to. MAGA is conditioned to listen to what they say, and accept it as truth. If they turn against Trump, their words become a virus that gets past the MAGA immune system, and infects them from within.
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ComprehensiveEast376Apr 9, 2026
+1
There is one common denominator
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NoPoopOnFaceApr 9, 2026
+1
That man will be soooo much smarter after his brain transplant from a female mosquito.
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B1GFanOSUApr 10, 2026
+1
Always with the negative. He basically picked up Fetterman. Take the W.
1
Hikingcanuck92Apr 10, 2026
+1
“Captain shoots at rats as they flee sinking ship”
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TheLordofthethingApr 10, 2026
+1
He's railing everybody
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dat_oracleApr 10, 2026
+1
what blackmailing does to a mf
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fountsqarApr 10, 2026
+1
This has to be his Grandpa Joe moment.
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Marples3Apr 10, 2026
+1
Trouble on Epsitine island
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antifolkheroApr 10, 2026
+1
All of them are disgusting monsters.
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BladeRunner_DeckardApr 10, 2026
+1
When an animal is cornered, it will often lash out at everything….
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augustus-aureliusApr 10, 2026
+1
This man is incapable of honest reflection, isn’t he?
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CupcakesAreMiniCakesApr 10, 2026
+1
Reading this headline is like a bizarro opposite universe
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SnapDragon2525Apr 10, 2026
+1
They all need sectioning Kelly would still back Trumpy if he dropped a nuke.
1
These_Drama4494Apr 10, 2026
+1
Haha his whole megaphone is all crumbling what a f****** idiot
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deviousnippleApr 10, 2026
+1
This is like Regina George losing control of the plastics. When do we get the bus scene…???
1
Nos_ZoddApr 10, 2026
+1
Like Candace told Kanye, "politics is downstream from culture", and they smell blood
1
donutseasonApr 10, 2026
+1
“Baby with soiled diaper throws poo poo at all his friends”
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romanadvoratrelunarApr 10, 2026
+1
He’s demented and sundowning.
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Deep-Assignment4124Apr 10, 2026
+1
They are just mad they aren’t in on those sweet insider trading deals.
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