Weird times when 4 incredibly shitty people seem slightly less shitty compared to the biggest piece of shit on earth.
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DrowCarnotaurus3 days ago
+112
Even the Joker sided against Red Skull
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Massive_Town_82123 days ago
+72
The Joker also pays his taxes!
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Nelson_Pancakes3 days ago
+33
And pre-pays for an electric car...that he never got
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Massive_Town_82123 days ago
+36
WHERE'S MY GOTDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?!
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theaviationhistorian3 days ago
+17
I love that this is the first thing in his mind when he realizes he's Batman. Not that he's the caped crusader. It's that Batman is this pompous elitist who ripped Joker off over an EV.
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DirtyBirdDawg3 days ago
+2
I really need to go back and finish Harley Quinn.
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EPLemonSqueezy3 days ago
+19
Shit winds are blowing...
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DuaneDibbley3 days ago
+17
These people mix like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
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theaviationhistorian3 days ago
+8
An EF5 shitnado because this timeline didn't suck enough already.
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Fancy_Yak26183 days ago
+9
You know what a shit-barometer is, Bubs? Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin
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TransitionExciting603 days ago
+3
Whoah whoah slow down. You know I didn’t get my grade 10
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Fancy_Yak26183 days ago
+3
You make my words, I am gonna get my grade 10, and everybody else can go catch a boat to Fuckoffityland.
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These-Macaroon-88723 days ago
+3
This is actually fun to say
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simulated_copy3 days ago
+3
Crazy times I agree with Tucker at least once a week now.
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milelongpipe3 days ago
+17
The blessings of free speech.
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TheChainsawVigilante3 days ago
+3
This is called constipaggression
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New_Simple_45313 days ago
+6
When all these certified wackos are saying "Whoa man, cool it", then perhaps his wacko is going way too far.
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bubbablk343 days ago
+2
Exactly and they will vote for the same POS the next time
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SuzieQ18183 days ago
+349
No one likes you, Donald
Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens have the largest audiences. It’s why he’s bothered they are turning against him
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ConfederacyOfDunces_3 days ago
+75
They are about to go nuclear on him. I hate both of them as well, but Trump stirring his his pot just shows you how insane he’s become
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blahmeistah3 days ago
+12
They are not. They will need a way back in when the time comes.
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Lindo_MG3 days ago
+9
Tucker yes, candance went too far away from the camp
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wingspantt3 days ago
+4
They are. Candace also converted to Catholicism and is very aligned to it meanwhile Trump's cabinet is threatening the pope with death or exile
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abbyl0n3 days ago
+3
Tucker is too much of a weasel, Candace might though
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officer8971773 days ago
+106
As long as Fox News is glazing him, he’s not going anywhere. Rupert Murdoch could end this in an afternoon.
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Shafter1113 days ago
+45
That will be Christmas for NewsMax.
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Puzzled-Parsley-18633 days ago
+27
Tucker Carlson's entire pivot to working independently has proven that established networks don't have nearly as much sway as they used to. You could put loads of other people in the exact same category. If Rupert Murdoch could've assassinated Nick Fuentes I think he would have
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Less_Likely3 days ago
+12
Rupee Murdoch could end Fox in an afternoon. People don’t keep going to the drug dealer’s place when he stops selling drugs and starts selling health food.
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Cyan-ranger3 days ago
+9
Lachlan Murdoch. Robert hasn’t been pulling the strings at fox for a couple of years now.
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AppliedEpidemiology3 days ago
+4
I was going to say: He is *95*…
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WhyWeStillDoingThis3 days ago
+10
They’ll be back though. They can’t help themselves.
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CrankyYankers3 days ago
+2
They never actually left.
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CrankyYankers3 days ago
+2
I believe they are pretending to move away from Trump in order to save the Republican party. This group of assholes is PURE MAGA and I don't believe for ONE SECOND that they have actually changed.
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mr90253 days ago
+131
lol. F*** everybody mentioned in a never ending circle.⭕️
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gugliata3 days ago
+21
The worst Human Centipede imaginable
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Juice___Springsteen3 days ago
+2
nightmare blunt rotation
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_evilalien_3 days ago
+60
The worst people in the US are fighting with each other 🍿
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CHEVIEWER13 days ago
+12
🍿🥤Yes…A little more butter please
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CGI_OCD3 days ago
+14
Love that for them.
Salted Caramel 🍿here btw. So good.
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[deleted]3 days ago
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No_Fig_59643 days ago
+95
Everything you said is absolutely spot-on, just with one slight correction...he's ALWAYS been a global laughing stock way before he entered politics. Don has always been a smarmy, unserious piece of shit.
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JustHereForMiatas2 days ago
+2
And amazingly, this was bipartisan knowledge with like 80-90% of the country, until the moment he managed to win the Republican primary.
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LittleSodaPop133 days ago
+19
This. It's like a sand castle being built too close to the ocean; this was going to happen sooner or later.
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ConfederacyOfDunces_3 days ago
+35
I agree completely. This feels very different this time around. Trump is losing his base in real time.
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bearbrannan3 days ago
+48
Dude literally ran on no new wars, many supporters feel like he lied to them and betrayed their trust. Especially when half the country has been calling them gullible deplorable morons.. Also gas prices and they all drive jacked up trucks..
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Responsible_Sink30443 days ago
+32
Being a true believer in one of the world's most famous con men is a special kind of pathetic
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playfulmessenger3 days ago
+5
Bush did the exact same thing. Some R's who lived through it actually remember being duped once before.
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CruzAderjc3 days ago
+5
Fool me once… uh… fool me twice… yup.
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SparkleCobraDude3 days ago
+27
I’m remaining skeptical.
I’ve heard he is done for basically 10 years
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EmuMan103 days ago
+31
He did the one thing you can’t do to these people. Make them pay more for gas
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stephsco3 days ago
+14
I hate that this was the line
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Potatobender443 days ago
+9
That’s how f****** unbelievably stupid they are
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ripChazmo3 days ago
+14
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger loser.
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vinnybawbaw3 days ago
+9
Agreed. I think his Dementia is also starting to snowball and he can’t hide it as well as a year ago. And once you can’t hide it anymore, it gets worse REALLY quickly.
What I’m afraid of is that if he goes down he brings the whole world with him. But he’s probably also too senile to remember the Nuke codes so there’s that.
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JustHereForMiatas2 days ago
+2
Password hint: it's the same combo as your luggage.
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PigglyWigglyDeluxe3 days ago
+1
> He’s done.
Yeah okay. I’ve heard that before.
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No_Yogurtcloset77763 days ago
+36
How to Make friends and influence people.
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geewillykers3 days ago
+72
F*** off Megyn, go rot in a ditch along with donny boy.
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gettums3 days ago
+10
Didn't she say donny could drop a nuke like 2 days ago?
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QuiGonColdGin3 days ago
+21
They are all pustules on the ass of society.
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Schen_The_Genius3 days ago
+23
Oh, Finally.
The four assholes of the apocalypse are getting chewed out by Lord bacon bit, I've been waiting for this!
Let them fight.
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Tommy__want__wingy3 days ago
+18
Didn’t Kelly say she’d still vote for him if he dropped the nuke?
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TipRare13213 days ago
+18
Yeah, and she supported him after he said the most vulgar things about her. She's an awful awful person
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CHEVIEWER13 days ago
+4
Yes she sure did
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Blueberry_H3AD3 days ago
+16
Didn’t she just say that same day she is still falling in line with him?
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Joey-WilcoXXX3 days ago
+16
Yeah Megyn Kelly is the worst.
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Mission_Macaroon3 days ago
+7
Yes, she said she would still vote Republican if they dropped a nuke.
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tinathefatlardgosh3 days ago
+14
Says CNN gave him 100% approval then goes on to call them fake news within the same post. This guy could f*** up a cup of coffee.
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NotAtAllExciting3 days ago
+2
He could, and that’s why people make it for him.
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jojomoodie3 days ago
+11
No you don't get it he's just negotiating with them
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ryanb4503 days ago
+13
Oh I knew they’d all turn on each other eventually. I’d be excited if I wasn’t so terrified
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RVFVS1173 days ago
+11
Let them consume one another
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moaterboater693 days ago
+21
And watch all of them simp again for daddy.
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Eggsegret3 days ago
+19
Is this the start of MAGA finally crumbling
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No_Fig_59643 days ago
+11
It's been a gradual process since Don the Con turned on Elon last year.
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Joey-WilcoXXX3 days ago
+4
That wasn’t real, they’re still okay.
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_GloryKing_3 days ago
+2
Elon was on a call that Trump had with Modi. They're fine.
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WhiteLycan20203 days ago
+9
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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aro_ha3 days ago
+8
The fallout is starting. Also got Greene going on CNN speaking out about the atrocity of the war.
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Cavalier17063 days ago
+8
If you can’t convince those four you totally fucked up Trump.
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Substantial_Court7923 days ago
+13
Don’t worry, Megyn has never gotten off her knees.
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No_Swing_69593 days ago
+7
They need to respond with a “I aint reading all that”
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The_Goondocks3 days ago
+8
Deplorable fight!
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SomewhereNo83783 days ago
+6
Controlled opposition.
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No_Fig_59643 days ago
+6
*Senile, petulant man-child name-calls fellow MAGAs...story at 11.*
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Ok-Coconut-59653 days ago
+5
Hard to believe that Diddlin’ Donny would be involved in any railing and blasting with legal adults.
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SmokinRibz3 days ago
+5
In the latest episode of “As the Dipshit’s Turn”
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DaSauceBawss3 days ago
+6
The pile of shits are throwing shit at each other lmao
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kernel-troutman3 days ago
+5
The Art of the Squeal
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PointOfFingers3 days ago
+5
The election is looking brutal for the GOP if they are turning on Trump.
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ArchonFett3 days ago
+4
And this is how “pick me” ends
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No-Lead-67693 days ago
+5
It says alot that he thinks they're not shit because they aren't on "TV" that's peak old man yells at cloud behavior. These people i bet make tons more on their own platforms than they ever could on tv. He's so concerned about late night shows and the view, Rosie O'Donnell and Bruce springsteen, this guy is stuck in the 90s
The people he listed may be pieces of shit but their opinions are the ones he should be worried about. I wonder if he thinks about what Paulie Shore or Mr. T thinks.. at least he still has the Hulkster in his corner right??
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Critical_Letterhead33 days ago
+6
He left out rogan and MTG
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Acceptable_Catch_7143 days ago
+5
Every time he does this I just think “Does he know other countries can see this?” It’s so f****** embarrassing. All four of my grandparents served in WWII and were so proud of their country. I cannot imagine how they would have reacted to something like this during their lifetimes. Aghast doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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GreyTigerFox3 days ago
+4
f*** donald trump. He raped women and children and deserves to rot in prison.
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pissjugman3 days ago
+4
Tough when the soldiers who’ve been simping for you for years turn. Maybe it’s you and not them
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Ironman_26783 days ago
+5
Aww the shit is eating the shit. Im so sad. They can all get shot straight into the sun as soon as possible.
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cannot_walk_barefoot3 days ago
+4
I don't think any of those four give a flying f*** about Iran and especially Iranian people. I just think they're paid by Russia who didn't want the US attacking Iran. I think its just as simple as that. When have those four ever shown a backbone? When have they ever cared about brown people being blown up?
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Halation26003 days ago
+4
You know it's bad when even the pro-wrestling-esque, soulless, huckster, idiots have even turned against King Diaper.
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NickyNichols3 days ago
+3
All of his followers watch at least one, if not all, of these people. This is not going to end well.
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LittleSodaPop133 days ago
+3
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Trump doesn't value loyalty. You have to be a mindless, repetitive peon, or he'll turn his back on you the moment you try to point out a problem. I knew this was going to happen, and I have been enjoying watching this. These people supported this monster, and now he's turning his back on them. Deserved.
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sm04d3 days ago
+3
Yeah go after the people with the biggest audiences. That's smart.
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Own-Anywhere15233 days ago
+3
Let’s all stress him out as much as possible
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NLtbal3 days ago
+3
He should have SLAMMED them!
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Sufficient_Prompt8883 days ago
+3
Alex Jones is still around?
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insertUserNamehereno3 days ago
+3
This is so funny cause they mentioned all the biggest losers in a group composed of just losers. Like all the people even the pariahs don’t want to hang out with lol
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Dopamaxxer3 days ago
+3
I just don’t understand how republicans in congress can’t see that he is a losing proposition and the OBVIOUS best political move they can make is to purge the government of Trump and pick up from there. That doesn’t even mean they would give up control or a majority, just let Vance take office.
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WeNeedWorldPeaceNow3 days ago
+3
Alex Jones sent child p*** to sandy hook victims
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Bookofdrewsus3 days ago
+3
Your turn, Rogan.
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Double_Priority_27023 days ago
+3
such a thin skinned non alpha p****
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ryeguymft3 days ago
+3
the walls are closing in Diaper Don
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ChinaCatProphet3 days ago
+3
Oh no, the MAGA primates are chucking faeces at each other again.
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cowjuicer0743 days ago
+3
Tucker was a HIGE Trump supporter. Don’t let that punk off the hook
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DifferentEvent29983 days ago
+3
He called them out for grifting, only after they showed they were no longer loyal golden retrievers
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Murky_Comparison19923 days ago
+2
Well he WAS supposed to be the anti-war president.
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buffalobill360013 days ago
+2
Another day, another day of Trump-a-dump btching about someone
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EraserheadBabyyy3 days ago
+2
Thank god the word Against is in the title
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olipoppit3 days ago
+2
Imagine those fine folks being right… Jesus we are fuxked
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Ok_Communication75183 days ago
+2
Within their own party, they hate each other and don't know how to wake the F up from the BS they are living and swimming in. Drain the swamp!
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SmallBarracuda47003 days ago
+2
Leopards eating leopards’ faces all over the place
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Altruistic_Craft35603 days ago
+2
Derangement syndrome
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TeeFuce3 days ago
+2
Keeps biting the hand that feeds him.
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AceofKnaves443 days ago
+2
Oh he definitely wrote this one. Look at all of those insane quotation marks.
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Initial-Progress-7633 days ago
+2
Aww, what a sad baby
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KendrickBlack5023 days ago
+2
I thought Megyn KKKelly backed him up?
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Takeda_83 days ago
+2
Put them all in a pit and let them fight each other to the death.
On ppv.
All proceeds go to help people under poverty line in America that trump raised a few notches to attack Iran.
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mavigogun3 days ago
+2
Let the d***** cannibalism commence!
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ITSOVERGUYS883 days ago
+2
Soap opera fulla jackoffs.
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MANGIX1353 days ago
+2
Loyalty that is not absolute is absolute disloyalty.
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GMclassMS3 days ago
+2
Going after them is like firing your own marketing team mid-campaign and calling it a strategy.
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Zenthiap3 days ago
+2
trump turning on his own cheer squad already? wild
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extrastupidone3 days ago
+2
He cant stand when anyone disagrees with him publicly.... thats a problem in itself
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TheNightKing993 days ago
+2
MAGA civil war. It's imminent.
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Consistent-Leek49863 days ago
+2
cracks in the burnt crust of maga. pathetic crowd
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prof_dr_mr_obvious3 days ago
+2
Good to hear the president is focussed on the things that matter. F****** jackass.
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hoothizz3 days ago
+2
I got my popcorn ready for this one.
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hashtaglurking3 days ago
+2
They are eating their own faces.
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WitnessDesperate48543 days ago
+2
Evil is a great snake that devours everything but eventually it will devour itself
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Alternative-Rock-4063 days ago
+2
My 3 year old granddaughter is more grown up than Trump.
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thiefofalways13133 days ago
+2
Megyn is going to cry and bend the knee even harder today.
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Clean-Physics-61433 days ago
+2
Ooooh the girls are fightingggg!
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A-Sh1t_sh0w3 days ago
+2
Yet all these people still lick his…boots.
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muffman813 days ago
+2
Trump had no legitimate reasons to go to war with Iran. The only reason he had was Bibi Netanyahu telling him it would be fun to kill some innocent people together because they’re “f****** tyrants.”
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ButchQueenGeek3 days ago
+2
Republicans have become the party of grievance...
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SelfDepricator2 days ago
+2
Yes yes tear each other apart
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ImpossibleProduct6543 days ago
+3
none of this matters.
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jaypea2223 days ago
+1
Be careful, he might Primary them
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hayyimsandwich3 days ago
+1
maga **Ouroboros! yes**
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Open_Mortgage_46453 days ago
+1
Trump has to be really careful about pissing off the right-wing media stars and influencers because they're the ones who MAGA listens to. MAGA is conditioned to listen to what they say, and accept it as truth. If they turn against Trump, their words become a virus that gets past the MAGA immune system, and infects them from within.
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ComprehensiveEast3763 days ago
+1
There is one common denominator
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NoPoopOnFace3 days ago
+1
That man will be soooo much smarter after his brain transplant from a female mosquito.
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B1GFanOSU3 days ago
+1
Always with the negative. He basically picked up Fetterman. Take the W.
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Hikingcanuck923 days ago
+1
“Captain shoots at rats as they flee sinking ship”
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TheLordofthething3 days ago
+1
He's railing everybody
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dat_oracle3 days ago
+1
what blackmailing does to a mf
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fountsqar3 days ago
+1
This has to be his Grandpa Joe moment.
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Marples33 days ago
+1
Trouble on Epsitine island
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antifolkhero3 days ago
+1
All of them are disgusting monsters.
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BladeRunner_Deckard3 days ago
+1
When an animal is cornered, it will often lash out at everything….
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augustus-aurelius3 days ago
+1
This man is incapable of honest reflection, isn’t he?
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CupcakesAreMiniCakes3 days ago
+1
Reading this headline is like a bizarro opposite universe
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SnapDragon25253 days ago
+1
They all need sectioning Kelly would still back Trumpy if he dropped a nuke.
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These_Drama44943 days ago
+1
Haha his whole megaphone is all crumbling what a f****** idiot
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deviousnipple3 days ago
+1
This is like Regina George losing control of the plastics. When do we get the bus scene…???
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Nos_Zodd3 days ago
+1
Like Candace told Kanye, "politics is downstream from culture", and they smell blood
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donutseason3 days ago
+1
“Baby with soiled diaper throws poo poo at all his friends”
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romanadvoratrelunar3 days ago
+1
He’s demented and sundowning.
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Deep-Assignment41243 days ago
+1
They are just mad they aren’t in on those sweet insider trading deals.
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