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davis_away Apr 1, 2026 +1

He went to a place where he was expected to sit quietly and listen for hours, and there weren't even any cameras. Of course he left.

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westondeboer Apr 1, 2026 +1

Couldn’t fall asleep

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Cyrano_Knows Apr 1, 2026 +1

Shit his pants.

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Ok-Information-3934 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Came here to say this, prolly nothing more dramatic than a code brown. Daily occurrence I’m sure.

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ynotfoster Apr 1, 2026 +1

Code brown! Thanks for the chuckle.

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destonomos Apr 1, 2026 +1

If you didnt know code brown is a real code hospitals use. Along with pink - nicu stuff Code blue - cardiac arrest incident

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ynotfoster Apr 1, 2026 +1

I didn't know and I used to work as a programmer at a large hospital. I found out one day in the cafeteria when they announced a code blue right in the cafeteria what it meant. There was an instantaneous sound of screeching chairs as all the MDs stood up to assist. I had not heard of code brown. I looked it up and it is a sanitation emergency. Glad I didn't hear that one during lunch.

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No_Tone1704 Apr 1, 2026 +1

That was the special that day.

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scowlinGILF Apr 1, 2026 +1

I don’t think he even knows when it happens anymore…and even then, he seems to enjoy forcing everyone to sit there wallowing in his stink

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Militantpoet Apr 1, 2026 +1

I love when conservatives talk about senile old sleepy Joe until you point out that Trump literally poops his pants lol

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peonies_envy Apr 1, 2026 +1

Falls asleep during meetings Mispronounced and mumbled words I know we are supposed to talk about war, but remember when we had sandwiches when you were 15 and I drooled all over your lunch?

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gogoluke Apr 1, 2026 +1

Aren't we meant to talking about the Epstein files?

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DrMobius0 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Do you think he even cares if he shits his pants? Or that he can even feel it?

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atoolred Apr 1, 2026 +1

If the rumors are true that he’s been shitting himself since before The Apprentice, then he absolutely does not care at this point. And if he does he’d never let anyone know he cares

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snowlock27 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It could possibly even be a power thing with him. Are any of his sycophants going to say anything to him when he shits his diaper? No, and he knows that they'll just stand there with a smile and pretend hes an orange god.

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FunnTripp Apr 1, 2026 +1

Came here to say the same thing.

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Vilnius_Nastavnik Apr 1, 2026 +1

Lmao I’m a lawyer and bet one of my colleagues $5 this morning that he wouldn’t be able to sit through the whole thing. Appellate arguments are generally long as hell and only interesting to big nerds like me. Might as well have taken him to a dramatic reading of a Ken Burns script.

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MadRaymer Apr 1, 2026 +1

He can't even sit through the extremely interesting stuff like classified intel briefings. He gets everything summed up and in bullet points. They've even started making video versions of the president's daily brief that sound like a Fox News report to get him to pay attention. I'm no intelligence expert, but I would still be fascinated beyond belief to sit in on one of those classified briefings. It would be amazing to see all our intel capabilities up close and see what we know about everyone else. I wouldn't just sit in silence either. I would ask follow up questions to make sure I'm understanding the big picture (at least, as best as I could). I could sit in briefings like that for hours without getting bored. And I'm just an average computer nerd, not some geopolitical mastermind. It's monumentally depressing that the guy with access to stuff like that absolutely does not care about it at all, aside from the personal benefit he can extract from it.

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Dr_Watson349 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The man has no natural curiosity or interest.

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Silver_Entertainment Apr 1, 2026 +1

He has an interest insofar as how he can turn a profit off of it or curry favors with others.

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Self_Reddicate Apr 1, 2026 +1

On a side note, how interesting must those Fox-news-style video briefs be, right? The world's most sophisticated intelligence apparatus, filtered and condensed for the most important audience member in the world, filtered again by his 'handlers' to make sure he gets the message they want him to get, and then edited into a talking-heads style broadcast. WTF. My mind is melting at the thought of what that must look and sound like.

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Heavy_Whereas6432 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I would pay real money to watch our government overlords fill out information to receive social benefits. It would be hysterical.

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Aggravating_Money992 Apr 1, 2026 +1

>President Donald Trump left the Supreme Court on Wednesday after spending just over an hour in the courtroom. His departure came as justices heard arguments over the constitutionality of his order seeking to end birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to parents who are in the country illegally or temporarily. >Trump appeared to attend only the government’s portion of the arguments and departed shortly after Solicitor General John Sauer concluded his presentation, before the plaintiff began making her case. He is the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the nation’s highest court.

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sexfighter Apr 1, 2026 +1

This is on brand for MAGA. They don't want to hear any argument that challenges their worldview.

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rewlor Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’s also brand for him having the attention span of a f****** gnat.

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My-1st-porn-account Apr 1, 2026 +1

I wish his heart had that same attention span.

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static-klingon Apr 1, 2026 +1

Worldview? MAGA doesn’t have a worldview. They live day-to-day and sometimes hour to hour waiting for their talking points from disgusting Donnie.

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davemee Apr 1, 2026 +1

This true. World view implies an outward looking vantage: theirs, and his, is entirely *inward*. They only have a *trump frame*, how would we consider this if we could be as vile as he?

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Druken_sincerity Apr 1, 2026 +1

By a woman also

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GenericMacAndCheese Apr 1, 2026 +1

They way its been presented it sounded like he ran way because his argument is so bad, but he left after "his" lawyers spoke because of course he did.

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browneyesays Apr 1, 2026 +1

Sounds like intimidation tactic.

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blake_ch Apr 1, 2026 +1

Emergency diaper change?

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Historical_Film5737 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Fat useless f***.

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forthewatch39 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I thought the u stood for ugly, but that works too.

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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 1, 2026 +1

That’s all this f***** does is lose. Literally, everything he touches fails.

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atyler_thehun Apr 1, 2026 +1

In a way, he is most successful at failing.

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No_Delivery_329 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Pedophile rapist racist lying fraud pos

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Show_Me_Your_Cubes Apr 1, 2026 +1

Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Special Potus

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reject_fascism Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don’t forget stupid!

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MrPloppyHead Apr 1, 2026 +1

Most likely shat himself.

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jrizzle86 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hey! That’s insulting to fat useless fucks, they don’t want to be associated with Donald Trump

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LuckyTheBear Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yeah, I eat salmon and hang out in the woods all day, I don't diddle kids. I might eat them to prevent their genes from passing on, but NEVER diddle, WTF

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Zepcleanerfan Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don't forget pedophile!

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iamacheeto1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

that's a disgrace to all fat useless fucks everywhere. He's worse than that.

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DarthHiccups Apr 1, 2026 +1

He was bored, because he doesn't understand anything, because he's not very bright, and because his dementia doesn't allow for that. or B: He likely shat himself.

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False_Ad_5372 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Both

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SlinkyAvenger Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's wannabe mob boss intimidation tactics. Unfortunately, SCotUS has far more protection than your standard judges.

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orangebluegreen123 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Please let it be he shit himself.

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CEOPhilosopher Apr 1, 2026 +1

You know, usually I don't go for what people would call "low hanging" fruit, like body stuff, disabilities people can't help, etc... but for him? There's no insult or degradation that is good enough for how disgusting and abhorrent he is. I hate everything about him. I also hope this happened, I hope it was a miserable experience, and I hope that he goes out of this world traumatized, horrified, disgraced, and in agony.

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Complex-Attempt6501 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Por que no los dos?

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ranchoparksteve Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trump suddenly discovered how stupid his argument really is and how the best lawyers in the land couldn’t get around that stupidity.

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Brilliant-Advisor958 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He thought his presence would intimidate the justices.

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Ser_Twist Apr 1, 2026 +1

Pretty much. This is the first thing I thought when I heard he’d be there. He doesn’t care about their arguments, he’s not curious about the process, he just wanted to intimidate the judges and when it didn’t work he left.

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Darkhallows27 Apr 1, 2026 +1

“I don’t understand, these people owe me! I should get what I want!”

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Ghee-Buttersnaps- Apr 1, 2026 +1

You just know he’s screaming this right now

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_the_sound Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ketchup all over the walls

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WhatAcheHunt Apr 1, 2026 +1

When profit-driven food scarcity leaves open beta, our nation will collectively scoff at this condiment prodigality. They will scoff!

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ShartingEnU Apr 1, 2026 +1

One of the articles I read said he was staring down every judge that talked the whole time he was there. 100% attempted intimidation

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Dan_Berg Apr 1, 2026 +1

This is a little upsetting, not because I'm surprised, but because I thought he would have fallen asleep in the middle of it due to his age and cognitive decline, and he may not be as close to the, ahem, finish line as I was hoping.

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pongjinn Apr 1, 2026 +1

He was probably all juiced up for this occasion

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FunkyChewbacca Apr 1, 2026 +1

His psychology is simple: he thinks he’s tough, he thinks he’s loved, but he is neither.

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NeverLookBothWays Apr 1, 2026 +1

He found out the stupid way you can't really intimidate those who are not up for re-election and are not fireable.

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No_Tone1704 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Then he shat himself.

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the_tinsmith Apr 1, 2026 +1

That's redundant.

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No_Tone1704 Apr 1, 2026 +1

No. Normally he shit talks.

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WanderingKing Apr 1, 2026 +1

Bro genuinely believes people fear him instead of hate and laugh at him

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New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Once again, the dumbest thing he could have done. If they uphold it, all the headlines will be "SCOTUS overturns after Trump intimidates them!"

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mrjbacon Apr 1, 2026 +1

Luckily, I think SCOTUS has just enough of an ego for them to rule against the administration's argument out of spite. I hope.

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dotajoe Apr 1, 2026 +1

Thankfully, the Trump Administration’s argument is also very stupid, so it doesn’t even need to be spite.

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duckinradar Apr 1, 2026 +1

Not sure what your news source is but I haven’t seen a single major source take the kid gloves off with him in a decade

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vlatheimpaler Apr 1, 2026 +1

Maybe it would have if they're not lifetime appointments.

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phoenix823 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I don't think he's that bright. He thinks having the head of NATO in the Oval Office is a big deal.

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Spicy_Weissy Apr 1, 2026 +1

All of his former staff basically confirm that yes he is actually stupid.

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asminaut Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's so funny too because he's a frumpy 80 year old that falls asleep when he's bored and has awful public poll numbers. Who finds him intimidating right now?

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Zepcleanerfan Apr 1, 2026 +1

He does not have the best lawyers lol. Literally only chumps will lawyer for him at this point

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Drain_Surgeon69 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The best of the worst!

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FoneTap Apr 1, 2026 +1

SAY THAT I’M PRESIDENT SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT -Y-yes Mr President and I realize that worked last time, but- SAY THAT I’M PRESIDENT SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT -Ok, yes and I hear you but- SAY THAT I’M PRESIDENT SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

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Heliosvector Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yup. Remember 2020-2024, lawyers were so untrusting of him that no one would work with him unless he paid them in full beforehand. Not just a retainer.

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QbertsRube Apr 1, 2026 +1

I remember hearing that, in his pre-politics life, his lawyers refused to meet with him one-on-one because they wanted a witness there to corroborate what he had told them since he lies and changes his story constantly.

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HyzerFlipDG Apr 1, 2026 +1

Grifters grifting grifters at this point.

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JDDJS Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm sure that he thinks that he has the best lawyers on the planet though.

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HellveticaNeue Apr 1, 2026 +1

Remember how Alina Habba showed up to court with a gaming laptop? 😂 https://futurism.com/the-byte/trumps-lawyer-rog-gaming-laptop

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uhohnotafarteither Apr 1, 2026 +1

You think he has the best lawyers in the land working this? Have you seen the lawyers he installs in places of power?

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steve_yo Apr 1, 2026 +1

I can assure you he did not discover that.

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Deto Apr 1, 2026 +1

There's very little to be sure of in this world...but you can be sure that Trump will never realize how stupid he is. That's why he's so stupid.

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somefunmaths Apr 1, 2026 +1

He probably just had to make a poopy or got bored. I don’t think he’s capable of following a SCOTUS oral argument, certainly not now in his old age and diminished mental capacity, if he ever could’ve before. It’s a bit like saying a pigeon realized it had lost a game of chess so it knocked over the pieces and shat on the board; the simpler explanation is the pigeon just did that because it’s a pigeon.

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WordSaladDressing_ Apr 1, 2026 +1

> He probably just had to make a poopy or got bored. Can't it be both?

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rje946 Apr 1, 2026 +1

*wins anyways because the court is a theater*

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andyraylan Apr 1, 2026 +1

I really want to agree with you on this, as it would be evidence of him assessing the situation and coming to a reasonable conclusion. But I actually don’t think he is capable of doing that. His thought was probably something closer to “my lawyers are terrible, my judges are stupid, I’m going back to my house to work on my ballroom”.

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Simmery Apr 1, 2026 +1

More likely he was just bored and didn't understand anything anyway.

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B-Z_B-S Apr 1, 2026 +1

He had to go have Mike Johnson change his diaper. Or take a nap.

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UnknownAverage Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's 50/50 "trying to look tough and send a message to the judges" or "shat his pants." Maybe he created the opportunity to do both.

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FizzyBeverage Apr 1, 2026 +1

Legal argument to end birthright citizenship? Shid on by SCOTUS. Trump’s Pants? Shid.

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BaconLibrary Apr 1, 2026 +1

I bet he thought they were going to kiss his ass

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QbertsRube Apr 1, 2026 +1

Thought they were going to give him the inaugural 2026 SCOTUS Peace Prize.

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Kokopelli_Squidward Apr 1, 2026 +1

No worries, still time for that

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JournalistRecent1230 Apr 1, 2026 +1

3 possibilities: 1. He pooped his pants again 2. He got bored 10 minutes in because they weren't saying his name every 10 seconds 3. He had another mini-stroke and needed more IVs in his hand for some fresh hand bruises.

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krashundburn Apr 1, 2026 +1

there is a 4th: Leave early to get headlines speculating on the reasons for leaving and talking heads to discuss it. i.e., another day of distracting from Epstein content. Remember who we're talking about here.

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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He want to control the Supreme Court, like everything else.

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mattgen88 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Right, I take this as a mafia scare tactic...

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Stranger-Sun Apr 1, 2026 +1

He probably gave them the "I shat myself" stare from his mug shot photo for an hour before he realized there aren't any cameras in the Supreme Court.

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ChiliCorndogs Apr 1, 2026 +1

Damn even TACOd this too

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PowerTreeInMaoShun Apr 1, 2026 +1

Off to draft an executive order to dissolve the Supreme Court no doubt

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HiDHSiknowyouwatchme Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don't temp me with a good time! Then at least we'd have a chance to rebuild it in 2 years!

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Alu_sine Apr 1, 2026 +1

He wasn't able to follow the conversation. Although the conservative justices were probably saying things Trump agrees with, they said them in complex ways he doesn't understand.

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hotpajamas Apr 1, 2026 +1

He’s not interested in the conversation. He was there to intimidate the justices and to make sure the government knew he was watching them.

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ReleaseTheSheast Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm astonished at how many people are completely overlooking the part where it says no sitting president has ever attended these hearings. That should be a pretty big freaking red flag.

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CockBrother Apr 1, 2026 +1

As far as he's concerned he stayed and listened to the whole case - his side.

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Ven18 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He is going to claim there is no argument against his view on the matter and if the court rules against him he will claim it is rigged.

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freexanarchy Apr 1, 2026 +1

I was reading the daily beast article but my favorite is them asking the us govt “are native Americans citizens under your definition?” And they’re like “I don’t know, I’d like some time to think about it” it’s the mf’ing Supreme Court oral arguments and you haven’t had one thought about the questions you’d receive? There’s attorneys out there that get passed over to argue at that level, that are questioning their life choices and cursing the govt lawyers out right now.

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walterpeck3 Apr 1, 2026 +1

> There’s attorneys out there that get passed over to argue at that level, that are questioning their life choices and cursing the govt lawyers out right now. Likely they got fired by Trump.

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SirRichardLove Apr 1, 2026 +1

Because he's a f****** child.

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eightdx Apr 1, 2026 +1

What an absolute cuck of a president. We may have to just abolish the institution and start the f*** over after this guy. He wants to strip millions of citizenship and can't be f****** bothered to stick around for the counterpoints? Cuck, wimp, moron, fascist. I suppose the last in that line makes the other tautological.

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Tlaloc79 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Probably needed a diaper change.

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teamdiabetes11 Apr 1, 2026 +1

“Suddenly” is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the sensationalism here. Trump left at the conclusion of the government’s arguments. His bootlicker was getting eviscerated by SCOTUS and looked bad. Trump was only ever there to intimidate and try to look strong for the court to back him and fall in line. Once it was clear they would not, Trump had nothing to gain in his mind and left. This is very on brand and not at all “suddenly” imho.

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SharMarali Apr 1, 2026 +1

That was as long as he could stay awake. I'm not entirely joking.

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FreedomBread Apr 1, 2026 +1

Imagine being President and hating the US so much that you can't stand its Constitution or the Supreme Court, a coequal branch of government to Congress and the President. Worst President ever.

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Donuts__For__All Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change.

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SenorDipstick Apr 1, 2026 +1

Musta shid his pantaloons.

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FuckingFuuuck Apr 1, 2026 +1

For once he did something that pleased at least a room full of people

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we_are_sex_bobomb Apr 1, 2026 +1

Did a swarm of flies follow him out? I’m guessing he shit his pants again.

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ViolinistDirect4536 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He probably shit himself again

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electricballroom Apr 1, 2026 +1

C'mon grampa. Let's get you cleaned up.

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Suntree Apr 1, 2026 +1

He s*** himself.

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No_Progress_278 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He thought they would be scared of him lmao😭

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JaerBear62611 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Sure, he may be demented and stupid enough to believe his physical presence would intimidate the justices, but lets not lose sight of the fact that IT IS STILL STOCHASTIC TERRORISM in the first place and will result in more threats to federal judges in general even if he can’t change the outcome of this decision.

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M0BBER Apr 1, 2026 +1

He was there to intimidate them, obviously didn't work...

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governorNuome Apr 1, 2026 +1

Clean up in aisle 47

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Childish_Tycoon_Ship Apr 1, 2026 +1

How is this not the same as witness tampering, or at the very least intimidation?

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Bizzzzerk Apr 1, 2026 +1

Probably shit himself

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Soggy-Maintenance Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change.

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iamarddtusr Apr 1, 2026 +1

Needed to change the diaper

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Jo3ythrash Apr 1, 2026 +1

I bet he pooped.

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Dr4gonfly Apr 1, 2026 +1

There is also a non-zero chance he needed a diaper change

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Beer-Me Apr 1, 2026 +1

Thats what happens when he's not the center of attention and everyone is using multisyllabic words

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Sam102989 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Needed his diaper changed and only KKKlevit can do it correctly.

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Zargoza1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

When you’re sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst …

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scubascratch Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trump thinks he’s Vincenzo Pentangeli showing up at a hearing but he’s really Fredo.

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chasky16 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Posts you can smell

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JCole Apr 1, 2026 +1

He’s always saying how the US is the only country in the world that has birthright citizenship. Canada and Mexico have birthright citizenship. So does Brazil, Guatemala, Bolivia, etc. Trump is a lying, racist, pedophile.

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digiartist21 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Its crazy how much free time this guy has.

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overmonk Apr 1, 2026 +1

He shat his pants.

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Muscleman1122 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Must’ve shit his pants..?

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Dorkseid1687 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Did he shit himself again ?

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awill316 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper was full

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BigBadBabyDaddy_420 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Musta shit himself.

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Gemini911 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change

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PaddlefootCanada Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change?

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avogadro23 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Must have pooped himself again.

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HardcoreMode Apr 1, 2026 +1

Baron Von Shitzinpantz has left the building. For a shit. In his pants.

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ThePhonyOrchestra Apr 1, 2026 +1

Just like the rest of MAGA, crybaby whiners

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perplexedtortoise Apr 1, 2026 +1

Not surprised this strategy backfired – he's a lumpy, old, fat guy. Nothing intimidating about him.

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CEOPhilosopher Apr 1, 2026 +1

No attention was on him, and no one is intimidated by a fat, diaper-filling, dementia addled pedophile. Besides. He had to leave. There are more children in the world that he can abuse.

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Davepen Apr 1, 2026 +1

Probably shit himself again.

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cataclyzzmic Apr 1, 2026 +1

He thought he could sit with his arms crossed and pout at the judges like an upset toddler. Then realized he would have to sit through people talking with big words and no pictures. And worst of all, they weren't telling him what a good boy he is!

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Accomplished-Run221 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change.

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NorthernFreak77 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Pooped himself

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Rockeye7 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The discussion was over his head and not what he wanted to hear. Can’t wait for the official verbal diarrhea from the Oval Office. Oh wait Fake News Social

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Igmuhota Apr 1, 2026 +1

“Toddler president does toddler things, fellow toddler supporters cheer emphatically despite not knowing exactly why or what they are cheering for.”

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Raspberries-Are-Evil Apr 1, 2026 +1

Pooped his diaper.

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CalamitousIntentions Apr 1, 2026 +1

Maybe his diaper was full

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adelynn01 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Diaper change

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bojanglesish Apr 1, 2026 +1

He shit himself

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Separate_Farm7131 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Bless his heart, he thought he would intimidate them.

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kinotravels Apr 1, 2026 +1

Guess the attempt to intimidate judges was too much for sleepy Caligula.

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Sea-Opportunity5812 Apr 1, 2026 +1

btw no president has ever shown up to watch oral arguments ever. this is a case where he has a vested interest and he's mad they’re saying no. this is not normal.

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Duckrauhl Apr 1, 2026 +1

Maybe he had an accident....

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Famous_Reading5518 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He probably shat himself and forgot a change of pants

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Jeromes_Pornostache Apr 1, 2026 +1

There’s no way he understood any of the arguments being made. He just wanted to intimidate the court, like the mafia thug he is.

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Brickzarina Apr 1, 2026 +1

Nappies full

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Comet439 Apr 1, 2026 +1

probably because he didn’t understand anything since it was beyond his IQ

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Floydthebartender Apr 1, 2026 +1

Nobody glazed him and he lost interest.

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juggy_11 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I listened in on the arguments. Trump probably got bored and couldn’t understand like 99% of it.

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Sarduci Apr 1, 2026 +1

Children like to do things that draw attention to themselves.

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Shimshang Apr 1, 2026 +1

I want a president who is too f****** busy to sit in the Supreme Court for an hour. What a waste of human body parts.

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ballsackface_ Apr 1, 2026 +1

I think he came to only hear the govt side and left shortly after. Also to probably glare at his court picks to try and sway them.

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HearYourTune Apr 1, 2026 +1

His handlers must have ushered him out when he started snoring.

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r0b3rtab0ndar Apr 1, 2026 +1

Donald J Trump suddenly still a whole ass b****

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birria_tacos_ Apr 1, 2026 +1

Has there ever been another president in history that's as vindictive and petulant as this guy?

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Alert_Damage_883 Apr 1, 2026 +1

F*** Trump!

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DeltaFoxtrot144 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He shit his pants for sure and has to leave before the smell wafted to the bench

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erimid Apr 1, 2026 +1

Probably shit his diaper again.

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kevendo Apr 1, 2026 +1

He thinks he's a mobster. And if this intimidation tactic works, the Court will have no further credibility.

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Ferengi_Quark Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’s obvious he went there as an intimidation tactic. That’s how mobsters operate.

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TheSavouryRain Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's obvious that he was trying his mob boss style intimidation tactics, but SCotUS has literally no reason to fear him

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MustBeThisTallt0Ride Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hopefully it was a medical emergency

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HolidayThanks3412 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He shouldn’t have been there to begin with!!!

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RLewis8888 Apr 1, 2026 +1

So later today he will whine about how unethical and unprofessional the SC is - the same SC that exonerated him for all crimes committed while he's in office.

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scarr3g Apr 1, 2026 +1

So...TACO strikes again?

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Guppy-Warrior Apr 1, 2026 +1

He showed up to put pressure on the court to vote his way. Mob tactics

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Memitim Apr 1, 2026 +1

Why wouldn't Trump leave? Nobody around to nod at his lies and pretend like they can't smell him. No cameras to wave at while he tries to remember where his latest sentence is going. No small children to evaluate for potential hookups. The only reason for Trump to ever be in a courtroom is to pass some time in as a defendant while waiting to skate out on charges via corruption.

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SapientChaos Apr 1, 2026 +1

Mobster sits in court room with a baseball bat starring at the judges. Nothing to see here.

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Cactus112 Apr 1, 2026 +1

When you’re in the Supreme Court and your side comes up short… diarrhea

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PatrickMO Apr 1, 2026 +1

He never actually wanted to be there. He just wanted the “positive” press coverage about him showing up. Like he’s gonna look tough like he was intimidating them. Then when he realized that wasn’t gonna happen he TACOed.

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budha2984 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It was a lesson in law. He doesn't believe in the law or the Constitution.

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Comfortable-Inside41 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I mean… the fact he sat there that long at all is crazy.

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WhatWouldJordyDo Apr 1, 2026 +1

He probably had another accident in his pants

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elrey2020 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Had to poop, and he’s a home toilet guy

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pet_dragon Apr 1, 2026 +1

He shouldn't have even been there in the first place.

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