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News & Current Events Mar 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM

Donald Trump will 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make peace deal, White House says

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Trump to 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make deal, White House says
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Trump to 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make deal, White House says
The United States and Iran are still engaged in peace talks, Karoline Leavitt said, despite Iranian state media saying Tehran had rejected Washington's plan to end the war.

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sub-a-dub-dub Mar 26, 2026 +4586
Ahh yes, right on schedule. Friday is tomorrow and the markets are closed over the weekend. 
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TheWizardOfFries Mar 26, 2026 +1128
Boots on the ground Friday after close
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unfinishedtoast3 Mar 26, 2026 +323
6 am saturday in Tehran is 930 PM Friday in DC. watch for that Iranian sunrise announcement
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Visible-Extension685 Mar 26, 2026 +122
Are they gonna be pumping YMCA as they run in?
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unfinishedtoast3 Mar 26, 2026 +89
nah, theyll steal something from Bruce Springsteen like Born in the USA and then ignore the cease and desist notice
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given2fly_ Mar 26, 2026 +40
And...you know...the lyrics...
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lookmeat Mar 27, 2026 +4
Honestly born in the USA as the soundtrack to sending soldiers into a war that could easily be worse than 'Nam would be very ad hoc lyric-wise.
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villageidiot33 Mar 26, 2026 +10
As dumb as they are it’ll be some CCR Fortunate Son just cause they think it sounds cool but never paying attention to the lyrics.
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Dash_Harber Mar 26, 2026 +7
He's literally cosplaying Putin at this point.
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VeritasLuxMea Mar 26, 2026 +163
It gives a whole new perspective on the term "Weekend Warriors". Imagine trying to plan D-day around the S&P500?
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Spiritofhonour Mar 26, 2026 +58
This is getting too standard for the poors.
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BobEvansBirthdayClub Mar 26, 2026 +5
🫡 what a comment sir; I salute you.
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TheWizardOfFries Mar 26, 2026 +14
Yeesh
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TomCorsair Mar 26, 2026 +7
I visited the D-day landing sites last year. The planning, meticulous execution and unimaginable scale it took to pull that off is incredible. A far fry from ‘I am King, you go there now, shoot at country’ ‘ where’s my Big Mac?’
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SSGASSHAT Mar 27, 2026 +10
I would genuinely prefer a lobotomized, barely-verbal neanderthal over the president we have now.
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PowerResponsibility Mar 26, 2026 +61
Can we stop saying "boots on the ground," a phrase neocons put into rotation to try to sound cool during the Iraq war, and just use the proper terms like "ground troops" or "infantry"
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nzmx121 Mar 26, 2026 +90
“FPV drone targets”
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karsh36 Mar 26, 2026 +37
Isn't boots on the ground meant to indicate they are deployed, whereas ground troops and infantry are not necessarily deployed? So there is a tangible difference?
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EDDYBEEVIE Mar 26, 2026 +35
It was first put into rotation during Vietnam and was revived during Iraq just as an FYI.
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BigPickleKAM Mar 26, 2026 +19
Not quite. "Feet on the ground" was the term coined by Sir Robert Thompson in 66 about the Vietnam war. "Boots on the ground" came from The Christian Science Monitor in 1980 relating to the ongoing Iranian Hostage Crisis. It's been used ever since.
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TheLegendTwoSeven Mar 26, 2026 +21
And that was repurposed from Rome’s Gallic Wars, when Caesar put “sandals on the ground” to conquer what is now France. Note for Satire-Impaired Listnookors: this was an attempted joke
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i_am_voldemort Mar 26, 2026 +5
Or how about "America's sons and daughters"?
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Tucancancan Mar 26, 2026 +10
No way, we're brining all those buzz-words back baby! I can't wait to hear about troop surges and pulling out all over again /s
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mekanub Mar 26, 2026 +5
Makes sense, nu metal is back and the US government is making early 2000’s style war footage compilations. It’s all cool again.
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espngenius Mar 26, 2026 +135
Trump is redefining the term “Weekend Warrior”.
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MeIIowJeIIo Mar 26, 2026 +19
Don’t forget, there will also likely be a distraction on Saturday during the no kings protests
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pixiemaster Mar 26, 2026 +46
not polymarket though…
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mdlinc Mar 26, 2026 +25
Barron? Is that you, boy
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Curleysound Mar 26, 2026 +5
You think he does that shit himself?
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mdlinc Mar 26, 2026 +10
He knows computers. His papi said so. Gotta be true and now he's a billionaire. WTF are we doing with our lives? We need some insider trading warmongering corruption or something to get ahead!
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unfinishedtoast3 Mar 26, 2026 +4
he can turn them on. dude is unstoppable
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thatpokemonguy Mar 26, 2026 +20
How do I, a chump with no polymarket or stock experience, learn to profit from these obvious plays?
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Kvenner001 Mar 26, 2026 +76
You don’t. People jumping on board poly market with no insider trading knowledge are the ones that the insiders are making money off of.
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Cheshire_Khajiit Mar 26, 2026 +33
Yep. You can’t “learn” to beat cheaters in a game that is thoroughly rigged.
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Different_Victory_89 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Unless you're in the pedo ring, you're the sucker who they get the winnings from.
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ku2000 Mar 26, 2026 +17
Do not. This is strictly gambling.
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Cheshire_Khajiit Mar 26, 2026 +21
Worse than gambling. There is no reason to believe that the house plays by any rules.
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Sekret1991 Mar 26, 2026 +5
It's playing carnival games and expecting a fair result.
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exoriparian Mar 26, 2026 +5
You don't. You lose your money.
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JD0x0 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Bro, if you're gonna gamble, throw it all on Red/Black on a r******* table. Faster returns and lower chance of getting fucked over.
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UltraBakait Mar 26, 2026 +1592
After all these years of multiple people unleashing hell, I wish someone would find a way to 'unleash heaven' for once.
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[deleted] Mar 26, 2026 +460
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Adavanter_MKI Mar 26, 2026 +166
I mean... heaven for us... hell for him. I'm still totally down for that.
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BrianWulfric Mar 26, 2026 +59
I check listnook every morning to hopefully read THAT story about him. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet.
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Catsaretheworst69 Mar 26, 2026 +27
There's a website called "did it happen" that's it's sole purpose.
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irishbball49 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Make sure to save some drinks in the back of the fridge folks!
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jupiterkansas Mar 26, 2026 +11
I hope to never see "Trump, 80..."
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exmojo Mar 26, 2026 +9
On that promised morning We will wake and greet the dawn Knowing that your wicked life is over And that we will carry on - TMBG
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Chocu1a Mar 26, 2026 +6
I've got my dancing shoes ready.
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zerombr Mar 26, 2026 +11
Same. Every damn day
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To-Far-Away-Times Mar 26, 2026 +3
Even his family will be celebrating.
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meneerdaan Mar 26, 2026 +67
You want to bomb Iran with Kenneth Copeland don't you?
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dvolland Mar 27, 2026 +36
Literally drop him out of a plane, from 30,000 feet, right onto the deserts of Iran? Yes.
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bigredthesnorer Mar 26, 2026 +27
Isn't that what Hegseth and the evangelicals are trying to do?
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Radoslavd Mar 26, 2026 +16
Most likely. We do have s blind spot: we understand that there are fanatical Muslims and fanatical Jews, but we can't see the fanatical Christians walking among us. If there's any reason other than a blind power madness, it's fanaticism.
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Saturn_winter Mar 26, 2026 +8
It does seem pretty sad that even on a global scale, politicians aren't really talking about things getting better as much anymore. Even when they do talk about improvements, its at the expense of other people. Like I feel like not too long ago there was at least a veneer of wanting to improve things. The only current politicians that come to mind are ukraine and the new NYC mayor, and maybe some EU politicians or like Carney in Canada seems like he's at least trying. But yeah these last 10-20 years feel like a significant decline in... hope, I guess. I'm not sure what other word to use.
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reallysupergay Mar 26, 2026 +12
I think some in the administration believe this will do just that: bring about the rapture and end of days or whatever nonsense they believe.
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TheWhiteManticore Mar 26, 2026 +3
Da Donald is just excited to share his natural habitat with everyone
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Gunldesnapper Mar 26, 2026 +769
What is he going to do? Randomly bomb them for no reason?
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rabidstoat Mar 26, 2026 +280
There was supposedly a deadline for Friday for Iran to fully open the strait, or else the US would start bombing their power plants. I think Trump will Taco and say that the "present" of Iran allowing 10 Pakistani ships through shows that significant progress is being made. Though Iran already said it would let ships through from countries that weren't the US or Israel or supporting them in the war.
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GolotasDisciple Mar 26, 2026 +195
Well, Trump and the USA would carpet-bomb Iran already if they could... it is the USA after all. But if Iran's threat of destroying desalination infrastructure is true, then the Gulf states are basically walking a thin line of proper implosion, and we would probably see one of the biggest modern humanitarian crises that would resolve in insane amount of deaths and massive exodus of general population. At the end of the day, Iran has nothing to lose. From their perspective, it does not matter whether they give up or fight... I mean, we do not even know what the American and Israeli demands are other than nuclear bombs, which apparently they are not trying to create, but also want to create according to Israel... and now it's not about the Nuclear Capabilities it's a bout Piece of Land/Water that they control.... Iran is by no means the good guy here, but I am flabbergasted by how docile and brainwashed Americans are. They are being screwed on literally every front, the legal and justice system is compromised, the police are compromised, and politicians would rather play on Polymarket than do their job. Literally one of the very few countries that built a doctrine based on the principle of freedom and civilian self-armament, yet they simply do not care. It is all just business... Like, Europe has always kind of been a bit of a shitfest when it comes to uprisings, wars, and massive protests... but honestly, I prefer that over whatever USA "culture" is. At this stage, American and Russian citizens are about the same: "I cannot do anything," "not my fault."
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Emotional-Mine-1495 Mar 26, 2026 +39
It’s sad but you’re pretty spot on. It’s hard to do any predictions as to what will come, but this weekend has the potential of being the start of a major paradigm shift in global economy.
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Sxualhrssmntpanda Mar 26, 2026 +9
That has been predicted for decades. Americans are just in denial about it and Tump has accelerated it.
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Unusual_Sherbert_809 Mar 26, 2026 +25
Trump didn’t even change the USA. All he did was take off the mask the USA had been wearing for the past several decades. It’s why his followers love him. They didn’t like all the pussyfooting all the prior POTUS did. And yes, he’s still *strongly* supported by 82% of Republicans.
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GeneralErica Mar 27, 2026 +3
For me that writing was on the wall with the American Political Cult of Personality antics. This is not just about flags, either. I’m German, we dont really like to swing our flags around, for historical and factual reasons (why would you need to wave a German flag in Germany? Youre in… Germany). If we imagine a German Election Campaign where people would wear Shirts with Friedrich Merz‘s Likeness running on stage with „Friedrich Merz“ Basecaps screaming „WE LOVE YOU!“, youd get declared medically insane. This is such a glaringly massive overstep in how we approach politics, it might well not even be on the same plane. The thing is though, there’s a reason why we are doing politics the way we do. AfD-Idiots excepted (and guess who they’re allied with), we are painfully aware of the fact that politicians should be sober and „boring“ public servants and nothing more.
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xynith116 Mar 26, 2026 +18
Being a superpower does not give you the right to play god.
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BadmiralHarryKim Mar 26, 2026 +16
It never has and yet they always do. "The strong do what they will and the weak do what they must."
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StewGoFast Mar 26, 2026 +6
Either that or he accepted Iran’s offer to be the new supreme leader and as Iran’s new supreme leader he’s made the decision to keep the straight closed. 
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wittymcusername Mar 26, 2026 +4
Well obviously, the new Supreme Leader of Iran has to stand up to the US.
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droidtron Mar 26, 2026 +5
He'd be in a dumpster by the end of the week if he was a real mob boss and not the shitty wannabe he's been acting like for decades.
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TrynnaFindaBalance Mar 26, 2026 +15
>think Trump will Taco And then what? There are two solutions here: 1. The US and Israel fully commit to a multi-trillion dollar ground war that will likely take years/decades to remove the existing the regime and prop up a new one 2. The US pays Iran monetary reparations for all the damage they did, acknowledges them as the sole sovereign country in control of the Strait of Hormuz, backs off militarily (including forcing Israel out of Lebanon) and lifts sanctions, i.e. a new status quo that objectively leaves the US and Israel weaker than they were before the war started. There isn't really anything to TACO out of here because Iran holds all the cards.
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rabidstoat Mar 26, 2026 +34
Trump declared mission success, says that the strait is not his problem, and the US presence leaves. Will Iran keep bombing? Sure, but they can't reach the US mainland. Will it piss off our Gulf allies if we leave them hanging after making the mess? Sure, but Trump apparently isn't bothered by treating allies like shit and also apparently doesn't care about long-term consequences of doing so. He's done this with other countries. Will oil go up and US gas prices go up and US inflation go up? Yes, but Trump will claim it's everyone's fault but his own. Will Americans believe him and continue to vote for him and Republicans? Some will. Some won't. Hopefully enough won't.
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Dio_Frybones Mar 27, 2026 +3
Trump can't wash his hands of this just by backing off, because Iran can and likely will continue to launch whatever missiles it has at US bases in the area and obviously at Israeli interests. Trump has to deal, but thats okay because he's a genius. Apparently.
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TJ-LEED-AP Mar 26, 2026 +22
he’ll bomb more schools
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sagevallant Mar 26, 2026 +7
Warcrimes, mostly.
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No_Celery_5373 Mar 26, 2026 +268
Trump can't be seen as the loser in this conflict, his ego does not allow for it.  Even if he's offered an off ramp, it's going to have to be one where he can claim victory somehow.
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magneticnorth_SWEDEN Mar 26, 2026 +148
He will claim that regardless of outcome.
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RobertJ93 Mar 26, 2026 +61
He already claimed it lol on like day one or two.
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MagnetHype Mar 26, 2026 +17
Both days actually
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Altaredboy Mar 27, 2026 +6
He's claimed it a few times now hasn't he?
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NotUniqueWorkAccount Mar 26, 2026 +22
Just like he claimed he wasnt in the Epstein Files?
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rabidstoat Mar 26, 2026 +46
He can just lie and claim victory and ignore people pointing out that he is wrong in his claims. He's done that before.
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SlowCrates Mar 26, 2026 +32
That's practically the only f****** thing he does.
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rarz Mar 26, 2026 +3
He was pretty much a loser before this conflict even started, though.
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LittleShrub Mar 26, 2026 +252
It’s too bad we didn’t elect a president that knows how to negotiate a f****** deal.
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o0EvilAmoeba0o Mar 26, 2026 +126
It’s funny how making deals is the thing he bases his entire personality on and he’s totally shit at it.
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DlphLndgrn Mar 26, 2026 +19
Remember 90 deals in 90 days? I am also sure his supporters are going to get their doge checks in the mail any day now, just before they get their tariff checks. Lol.
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zoinkability Mar 26, 2026 +7
His only move is to to bluff in an attempt to scare people into complying with his demands. When someone says "lol no" he isn't left with much.
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Stanjoly2 Mar 26, 2026 +9
To Trump, a deal is "they do everything i say and i do only what I want". Then he intimidates people into accepting it. The guy is a f****** moron but he has enough money and connections that this tactic works for him more often than not.
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Koekoes_se_makranka Mar 26, 2026 +20
"Our president will start a war with Iran because he’s weak and ineffective and he has absolutely no ability to negotiate” An actual Trump quote about Obama from a video message in 2011
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RickySan65 Mar 26, 2026 +51
It's too bad you elected a president that tore up an existing agreement with Iran, just because he has a hate on for the president that made that deal..
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SummerInPhilly Mar 26, 2026 +17
I wonder if he’s learning why (rockets to Middle Eastern allies, Straits closures, a shit ton of drones, ruining the global oil market, a couple dead servicemen and women…) the approach has historically been carrots more than sticks
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wittymcusername Mar 26, 2026 +19
\> I wonder if he’s learning I’m gonna go ahead and stop you right there. He’s not.
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SummerInPhilly Mar 26, 2026 +3
You’re right. I bet even if he learned something he’d convince himself no one knew it and he discovered it, like that stupid paper clip story (“nobody knew…”)
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Law_of_the_jungle Mar 26, 2026 +15
That is because "mutually beneficial" is not in Trump's vocabulary. That's why he says USMCA is bad because Canada and Mexico got benefits from the deal instead of the US taking everything.
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kryonik Mar 26, 2026 +11
He ripped up the nuclear deal that Obama made with Iran. He's so bad at making deals he's undoing deals that already did what he wants to be done.
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Icommentor Mar 26, 2026 +4
Does The Art of the Deal advise people to only negotiate with people who are already subservient to them? Because these are the only deals Trump ever closed.
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YuppiesEverywhere Mar 26, 2026 +9
she had a weird laugh.
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LeonardSmallsJr Mar 26, 2026 +110
It sounds like he’s threatening to become their president.
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Childoftheway Mar 26, 2026 +376
>"President Trump does not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again." This is like something Joseph Goebbels would say about Hitler.
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lostwisdom20 Mar 26, 2026 +176
Bro has already bluffed and iran called him out on that lol.
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tobiasfunkgay Mar 26, 2026 +16
But we promise he's not bluffing this 3rd time...
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I_Got_A_Truck Mar 26, 2026 +81
The term TACO exists for a reason!
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3MATX Mar 26, 2026 +7
One of these times though he’s going to just say f*** it and make another horrible choice.  
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supercali45 Mar 26, 2026 +31
All Trump does is bluff … is he stupid? TACO is his name and everyone sees through this schtick except his supporters
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zirky Mar 26, 2026 +115
why is he unleashing hell on the country that gave him a present of indescribable value?
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bpm6666 Mar 26, 2026 +36
Dementia
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shockaBITW Mar 26, 2026 +34
Trump heard that 12 year olds can be in the Iranian army now and is ready to go all in.
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0Hakuna_Matata0 Mar 26, 2026 +58
He has such an infantile perspective of events and the world. He’s like a child playing with army figures on a map. I can’t even imagine how humiliating it is to understand war and geopolitics being yelled at by him to “figure it out” and “take it I don’t care how vicious you have to be” understanding the cost in human lives and economic damage
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onlyhightime Mar 26, 2026 +14
He said himself he has the same temperament he did as when he was a child.
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Koala_eiO Mar 27, 2026 +7
He has the same hand size too.
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Boatster_McBoat Mar 26, 2026 +5
At least the child would have looked at the map
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Angedelanuit97 Mar 26, 2026 +24
Quiet, piggy
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moose_drip Mar 26, 2026 +30
Unleash hell? so that means he is going to leave the US and then be president of Iran so he run that country into the ground.
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Longjumping_Rip6033 Mar 26, 2026 +13
>President Trump does not bluff That's all he does. aRt oF THe DeAL.
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TJ-LEED-AP Mar 26, 2026 +45
Do it p****
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dstrelioff Mar 26, 2026 +13
He'd rather grab it
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TJ-LEED-AP Mar 26, 2026 +11
Irans too old tbh
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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Mar 26, 2026 +22
Why didn't he make a deal before the war?, What a mess.
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rabidstoat Mar 26, 2026 +15
His Fifteen Points Peace Plan is probably the same as Obama's deal with Iran. The one Trump said was awful and threw out.
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CogentCogitations Mar 26, 2026 +8
Points 1-14: you must praise Trump, say he is the greatest negotiator ever, tell the world how only he could get so much in this deal, etc., etc. Point 15: whatever was in the Obama deal.
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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Mar 26, 2026 +6
His Fifteen Points Peace Plan only benefits Trump. If I lived in Iran, I couldn’t take Trump seriously, and the regime is never going to give up. It is Trump who is desperate.
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Ngothadei Mar 26, 2026 +23
Orange Man, you’re getting absolutely f****** outmanoeuvred at every single turn, yet you’re still strutting around like you’re the one in command. It’d almost be impressive if it wasn’t the most pathetic, delusional shit I’ve ever seen. All that noise, zero f****** sense, and not a single shred of actual control.
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feyrath Mar 26, 2026 +11
Tariffs?  1000000 copies of the Melania movie?  open a c***** in Iran?
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xCAAx Mar 26, 2026 +25
Iran has threatend to take down the desalination plants of their neighbours. Can I assume, that the US is prepared to rescue tens of millions of people within days after that unleashment?
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Wonderful_Discount59 Mar 26, 2026 +30
I think you can assume that the US is prepared to demand that NATO do that.
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Radoslavd Mar 26, 2026 +8
Naah, he is going to direct them to EU and will then sell the humanitarian aid to EU so that they can feed the refugees. Then he'll use that as a basis to ask for Nobel humanitarian prize.
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Front_Promise_5991 Mar 26, 2026 +45
This war is already vengeful and brutal. What can they do more - flatten and carpet bomb civilian homes like russia does? All these armageddon analogies... well do it and less talk about it.
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LeafTheTreesAlone Mar 26, 2026 +22
There’s a couple more schools still standing
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adreamofhodor Mar 26, 2026 +11
Trump has threatened to bomb energy infrastructure.
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pessimistkonsulenten Mar 26, 2026 +18
And Iran threatens to bomb desalination infrastructure if so. Merry go round
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lordzeromega Mar 27, 2026 +5
And that would be a goddamn humanitarian nughtmare
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LightBeerOnIce Mar 26, 2026 +8
What stocks are we working this weekend kids?
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McRibs2024 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Weekly market manipulation
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propsie Mar 26, 2026 +7
threatening to unleash hell, like it has control of hell and can let it out at will, isn't exactly refuting Iran's argument that America is the Great Satan...
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Consistent_Heat_9201 Mar 26, 2026 +5
You mean line start a war and kill a whole bunch of kids?
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victor4700 Mar 27, 2026 +6
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Individual-Praline20 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Wtf I thought they were already destroyed beyond recognition 🤭
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Protoavis Mar 26, 2026 +5
so.....he is in fact the antichrist? is that what you're saying? how else could be release hell? good think all those good christians voted in the antichrist
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Optimal-Bass3142 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Just like deploying ICE to the airports to do nothing at best, kill someone else at worst, was going to be so politically costly to....democrats for some reason?
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dnight22 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Only thing he will do is a good old TACO
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Relevant-Doctor187 Mar 26, 2026 +4
He’s loosing his mind that they haven’t surrendered.
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just_matt85 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah
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Nightsong Mar 26, 2026 +5
TACO is up to bat. He swings and misses. This is the same bullshit he pulled last week (and the weeks before) before backing down from his threat.
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doninside Mar 26, 2026 +5
Can you feel the desperation?
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Coldsmoke888 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Yes yes, kill everyone with billions of dollars in ordinance and infrastructure. Yay USA. /s
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No-Manager6617 Mar 26, 2026 +3
AAaah yea. The weekly market manipulation set-up. Let's see what ultimatum he gives tomorrow and cancels on Monday.
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Smooth-Cup-7445 Mar 26, 2026 +4
So he’s going to make lots of noise and then do something stupid, got it.
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Wasteland_Mystic Mar 26, 2026 +4
“Trump is the Devil” announces White House
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Imyoteacher Mar 26, 2026 +4
No matter what he does, the damage is done. It will take a decade to recover from the damage to oil infrastructure in the Middle East. Buckle up and don’t make any large purchases. It’s about to get rough for the entire world. Elect a Felon to make critical decisions, and this is what you’ll get.
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NeverDieKris Mar 26, 2026 +3
A lot of American soldiers are going to die for an orange manchild’s distraction war.
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LewisKIII Mar 27, 2026 +3
I feel so badly for our troops if there is a ground invasion planned. It will go badly and that's putting it lightly.
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MommersHeart Mar 27, 2026 +6
Amphibious assault with under 10k troops along a massive mountainous coastline where geography is the enemy. Not ideal.
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adrkhrse Mar 27, 2026 +3
Yep. Meat-grinder. 93 million people who know they'll end up like the Palestinians if they lose.
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LordRobin------RM Mar 27, 2026 +4
Iran rolls eyes, makes jerk-off motion with hand.
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BOHIFOBRE Mar 26, 2026 +3
He'll become their President?
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Hikarilo Mar 26, 2026 +3
Markets will probably go down to about where we were last Friday. Trump will say some random stuff over the weekend to pump the markets up next Monday. Rinse and repeat.
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Ready_Register1689 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Is he planning a trip to Iran?
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IchabodDiesel Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's officially completed his transformation to Kim Jong Un. Nobody cares about his threats anymore.
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SlowCrates Mar 26, 2026 +3
You already have, Trump, you grotesque fascist imbecile.
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mikeyfireman Mar 26, 2026 +3
Yep. Winding up the stock market for the weekend. Then Monday announce there is major progress and take the profits. Like he does every weekend.
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Dahns Mar 26, 2026 +3
But... You started the war
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_Exan Mar 26, 2026 +3
USA gonna bomb another school.
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NotAnotherBlingBlop Mar 26, 2026 +3
Watch the prediction markets for nukes being used. We'll know if we're about to nuke Iran based off the bets alone because they're insider trading on the war.
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maporita Mar 26, 2026 +3
He thinks he sounds like Maximus when he really sounds like Commodus
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Ozzel Mar 26, 2026 +3
What has he been doing up till now?
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Fanfics Mar 26, 2026 +3
weren't we going to Unleash Hell last Monday and then they called us pussies so we backed of and unsanctioned their oil
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therealmenox Mar 26, 2026 +3
We are already in hell bro, nothing left to unleash.
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GladWarthog1045 Mar 26, 2026 +3
The bombing will continue until morale improves
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Hungry_Guidance5103 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Donald Trump has already unleashed hell across the entire planet and we're all suffering because of this narcissist. Like what is your major f****** malfunction, conservatives? What in the name of God do you see in this man besides fulfilling your selfish apocalypse fantasy of the end f****** times. Which is exactly why no evangelical sees any problem in any of this. They have been waiting for this shit for decades and are now salivating end times "prophecy" is being fulfilled. Little do they know they worship the f****** antichrist.
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masterlich Mar 26, 2026 +3
Why would Iran make a peace deal? We are the one who randomly attacked them, now we are demanding they agree to peace? This makes no goddamn sense, even by his usual standards. What the hell is going on?
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G0ldheart Mar 26, 2026 +3
Trump's begging for under the table bribes is so pitiful.
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Revoldt Mar 26, 2026 +3
Quick! Give him another Fifa Peace Prize!
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shayKyarbouti Mar 26, 2026 +3
This is not Gladiator and he is not Maximus Decimus Meridius. He does not get to unleash hell at his command
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mormagils Mar 26, 2026 +3
So if the country we're at war with doesn't surrender then we'll just do war at them? Genius negotiator here.
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Apprehensive_Gap3673 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I mean he tomahawked 150 children in the first hour of the war that Israel forced him into, that's already in hell
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ragnaroksunset Mar 26, 2026 +3
Yeah - on Americans.
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CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS Mar 26, 2026 +3
In my house we call that a wittle temper tantrum. Get fucked Donny.
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JonS90_ Mar 26, 2026 +3
Weird to be unleashing hell after youve already "won". What's going on there Donny boy?
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Galliagamer Mar 26, 2026 +3
Going to kill more little girls?
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ptwonline Mar 26, 2026 +3
Hegseth preparing for the ramped up attack by asking Grok for a name more epic than epic and more furious than fury. Probably call it Operation Ultimate Damnation or something equally cringeworthy.
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Ill-Comms Mar 26, 2026 +3
Can MAGA be this stupid to still believe this bullshit?
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bcrosby51 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I feel like we've heard this one before.
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Crafty-Walrus-2238 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Sadly he intends to unleash hell on Americans.
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Fearless_Excuse_5527 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Trump is so desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize and it is pathetic.
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Forward-Amount-9961 Mar 26, 2026 +3
He'll throw one hell of a tantrum, per his usual.
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CardMechanic Mar 26, 2026 +3
So stop him.
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Kekistani55 Mar 26, 2026 +3
We’re already in hell Donald…
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McMacHack Mar 26, 2026 +3
Stop having War with us or we are going to War even harder. Look at these drapes aren't they nice drapes? You know Jeff had drapes just like these in his Island.
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Rob_Llama Mar 27, 2026 +3
“President Trump does not bluff.” I can’t even wrap my head around that one.
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Human_Mask Mar 27, 2026 +3
"Trump says \[Insert a Lie, Gibberish or Fart\]" Every time. Now with The Withehouse included.
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ATheeStallion Mar 27, 2026 +3
The Donald invades Iran causes price of gas and fertilizer to skyrocket. Removes Iranian sanctions and Iran has new source of taxation over Strait of Hormuz. He is printing money for Iran while tanking US economy.
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HeinziSchmolke Mar 27, 2026 +3
Donald Trump can chew on the crustiest part of my a******!
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Talenshi Mar 27, 2026 +3
He shouldn't have started this shit in the first place. Ffs
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Ashterothi Mar 27, 2026 +3
Not beating the "great satan" allegations
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Top-Respond-3744 Mar 27, 2026 +3
He will become their president?
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Signal_Bird_9097 Mar 27, 2026 +3
I get all my news at 4:01pm EST
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ItsHowItisNow2 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Has been unleashing hell on Americans since he was born, so what else is news?
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CynicWalnut Mar 27, 2026 +3
"Unleash hell" is code for shitting his pants.
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Mutex70 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Wasn't that basically what he said last weekend with the whole 48 hour countdown thing. Why is he serving tacos, it's not Tuesday! (taco = Trump Always Chickens Out)
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