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Plus-Writer-1524 Apr 21, 2026 +112

The new names is Orange county?

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PlatypusRare3234 Apr 21, 2026 +32

More like Orange Cunty

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Eastern-Reindeer6838 Apr 22, 2026 +1

Moron County

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No_Conversation_9325 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Orange country is the Netherlands already. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Orange-Nassau?wprov=sfti1

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sysadminbj Apr 21, 2026 +165

It’s a pretty simple play, to be honest. The best way to get Dipshit Donnie on your side is to stroke his ego. Name something after him and you’re golden. I’ll bet you almost anything that whatever gets named after Donnie will get renamed soon as he’s gone.

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Emotional-Dress8619 Apr 21, 2026 +39

qatar gave him a plane didnt help

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konnichi1wa Apr 21, 2026 +35

They didn’t keep the flattery and bribe level consistent and constant. Donny won’t even remember a bribe that happened more than two weeks ago.

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ThePlanck Apr 21, 2026 +17

So you are saying that for manipulating Trump, a consistent stream of small bribes is better than one big bribe?

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foghillgal Apr 21, 2026 +7

Fifa peace prize one week, renaming your dog to Trump the next, whatever it takes ;-).

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Mr_Waffles123 Apr 21, 2026 +3

How about we just named each bowel movement after. That should keep a pretty consistent donation streams. That’s all they feed us.

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boookworm0367 Apr 22, 2026 +3

Reading this while sitting here dropping a ~~grumpy~~ Trumpy.

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iyqyqrmore Apr 22, 2026 +1

We can just use trump like the Smurf’s use Smurf

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abolish_karma Apr 22, 2026 +1

Top of mind is where it's at.

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budbk Apr 22, 2026 +1

I think you're on to something.

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Competitive-Reach287 Apr 21, 2026 +3

That's where they went wrong, you need to subscribe to the Premium Bribe Service.

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Sharing_Violation Apr 21, 2026 +2

Considering his mental state, 3 minutes is a stretch

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abolish_karma Apr 22, 2026 +1

They should probably give it an official flag as well.

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Emotional-Dress8619 Apr 21, 2026 +1

seems to remember the epstein files and they happened back in the 90s

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Bobcat-Stock Apr 21, 2026 +1

That’s cause we can’t seem to shut up about the Trumpstein files. Also, to note, the content of the Trumpstein files didn’t stop in the 90’s.

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Predator_ Apr 21, 2026 +4

Qatar allowed him to park $500 million of seized Venezuelan oil revenue in their banks. Which Qatar makes money on... https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/trump-venezuela-oil-revenue-qatar.html

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abolish_karma Apr 22, 2026 +1

In this case, forgetting plays into their hands. This is a good play.

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alspdx Apr 21, 2026 +1

Yes, but they didn’t name it after him

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nativeridge_ Apr 21, 2026 +1

Dementia doesn't recall origin stories

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det8924 Apr 21, 2026 +1

That’s the thing flattery is always short lived, he’s gonna ask for more bribes he’s gonna want more and more until you can’t give more and then bye.

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emotional_program0 Apr 21, 2026 +13

It's hilarious how transparent it is. People know how to easily sway Trump to their side, and that really says a lot about him and the geopolitical situation of the US now.

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sysadminbj Apr 21, 2026 +4

Is it bad that transparent corruption is preferable to sneaky corruption?

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Several-Opposite-746 Apr 21, 2026 +2

They just have to look at his cabinet meetings to see the grotesque flattery he demands. America used to make movies parodying extreme flattery to make fun of a leader's incompetence, insecurity, and tyranny. Now it's real life and it's pathetic.

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OldeFortran77 Apr 21, 2026 +2

Oh, they're good!

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3050_mjondalen Apr 21, 2026 +2

Not a wind farm though lol

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dear8726 Apr 22, 2026 +1

And then to be making it SO obviously a dig at Mr Cheetoh too. Zelensky is next level!

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Fun-Memory1523 Apr 22, 2026 +1

Not too long ago they were disputing and had a huge falling out. Now this? We do live in the craziest of times

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sweetno Apr 24, 2026 +1

Just tell him Donbas is named in his honor.

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madogvelkor Apr 21, 2026

Heck, Yale University named itself Yale in order to try and get some rich British guy to give them money. It was originally "Collegiate School". At least they didn't name it after the guy who supported them first and talked Yale into giving them money -- Jeremiah Dummer.

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clamorous_owle Apr 21, 2026 +50

How about Don-Bash?

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DTH2001 Apr 21, 2026 +12

That’s just the original name while doing a Sean Connery impression

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xgbsss Apr 21, 2026 +5

I was don-bashing your mother last night Trebek.

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strvd Apr 21, 2026 +24

How about Dumb-Ass?

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Alternative-Ad-1027 Apr 21, 2026 +1

This sounds more plausible.

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abolish_karma Apr 22, 2026 +1

Don-bas. Just add an official hyphen and a flag, to showcase local people's eternal gratitude for Trump's comittment to peace. While still pissing off Russia.

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oculeers Apr 21, 2026 +10

Putin will counter by renaming Moscow "Doncow," then Iran will rename Teheran "Trumpran" and world peace will follow /S

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Several-Opposite-746 Apr 21, 2026 +13

Don't forget the coveted Donbas Peace Prize.

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OldeFortran77 Apr 21, 2026 +13

"Donaldgrad". He'd NEVER let anyone bomb Donaldgrad.

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Shjfty Apr 21, 2026 +9

The whole world knows you just have to suck up to trump and he’ll do whatever you want

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IndieRus Apr 21, 2026 +5

He won’t do anything unless he is threatened.

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sysadminbj Apr 21, 2026 +1

Or paid.

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ZachMN Apr 22, 2026 +5

Just tell him the “Don” in “Donbas” refers to him. He won’t know.

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Imzocrazy Apr 21, 2026 +3

I can’t read article…please tell me it’s a war torn part of the country….cause he actually deserves to have a disaster named after him (especially one that he’s part responsible for)

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Bakedfresh420 Apr 21, 2026 +3

It’s one of the parts of the country they’ve been fighting over for the last 12 years, since before the official start of the war. Russia controls the vast majority of it

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Flat-Emergency4891 Apr 21, 2026 +3

So sad what people have to do to get a little support from the US.

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Ultra_Metal Apr 21, 2026 +4

That's not a bad idea to get more support. They can always rename it again when Trump is no longer in office.

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particleman3 Apr 21, 2026 +4

I hate it, but from ukraines perspective they would be able to say Russia is attackijg the land they named after Trump and he would hate that

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TheIndividualist Apr 21, 2026 +2

Might aswell call it Dumbass

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DeadlyBrad42 Apr 21, 2026 +2

The modern world is scary, but in old times we had leaders who would wear improperly-colored suits. So both sides are kinda bad.

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DillDandin Apr 21, 2026 +2

They should call it “Southern Donaldland”

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BigTedBear Apr 21, 2026 +2

Maybe a public convenience in Donbas would be acceptable.

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NEOK53 Apr 22, 2026 +2

Please please please don’t let Zelenskyy turn utter sycophant. After these last few years, that would be utterly pathetic.

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Signal_Reward_5281 Apr 22, 2026 +2

Only Ukraine could dream this one up

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KareenTu Apr 21, 2026 +3

Dumbass becomes Donnyland. Perfect!

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DarkIllusionsMasks Apr 21, 2026 +2

I bet if Ukraine voted to rename their country Trumpistan and make Trump the official ambassador to Russia for life, he'd back them 100%.

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diveboydive Apr 21, 2026 +2

Pedoville

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DrAtomic1 Apr 21, 2026 +3

Good strategy, name the Russian controlled side Donnyland and he may start to help Ukraine instead of the Russians.

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Alternative-Ad-1027 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Putin will just say we will agree on the name changes.

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Plastic_chucker84 Apr 21, 2026 +2

How about Trumpsass? “In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass” “Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”

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HumanBeing7396 Apr 21, 2026 +4

“There has been an explosion in Trumpsass” “Trumpsass is being pounded by Special Forces”

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Accomplished_Clue733 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Donaldbas

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roller_coaster325 Apr 21, 2026 +1

That’s just crazy enough to actually work.

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roller_coaster325 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Dipshitistan

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DramaticWesley Apr 21, 2026 +1

This is a pretty smart move, playing to his fragile ego.

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Orwellian_world Apr 21, 2026 +1

Sure Dumbass Donnieland, suits him perfectly

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Fridge_Art Apr 21, 2026 +1

This would only work on someone who actually honors relationships and agreements. Pointless gesture

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Sooperooser Apr 21, 2026 +1

Donbas J. Trump?

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jimicus Apr 21, 2026 +1

They’re angling for money, then.

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muchmusic Apr 21, 2026 +1

Perhaps “Donnybrook”?

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30yearCurse Apr 21, 2026 +1

cesspool?

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MikeSteamer Apr 21, 2026 +1

Donkeyland perhaps? Traitoria? Nocardassia? Epsteinland? Uncertainia? Profiteeria? Skunkland? Putinvania? Magastrophia? Couchland? Goldium? Mushroom Corner? So many possibilities

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Alarming_Purpose4081 Apr 21, 2026 +1

not likely they would... and nor should they ever. He sides with Ruzzia anyways, so it wouldnt help anything

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Beautiful-Lie1239 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Dumbass?

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Capital-Control308 Apr 21, 2026 +1

They have learned nothing. Trump and a seriously on the Russian side and nothing they can do will change that. Trump once said that when he was in Russia Putin himself sent beautiful young women to him and he turned them away. They definitely have something on him

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Bugger9525 Apr 21, 2026 +1

I took a Donald and wiped my trump.

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grating Apr 21, 2026 +1

they know how to do a pisstake

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Asleep_Operation4116 Apr 21, 2026 +1

It’s Don Bambastic!

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Gutterfoolishness Apr 21, 2026 +1

The are going to rename it the Dumbass Region?

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Scared-Hope-868 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Ukraine needs to be true to itself, and not replace one pos for another.

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Calm-Professional103 Apr 21, 2026 +1

How about « Putin’s Present »? Signed with an orange bow from Trump. His b****** administration is selling the Ukraine up the river to prove it’s love of Russia.

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thediggestbick2 Apr 22, 2026 +1

Smart move, now Ukraine will get more help?

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blondetown Apr 22, 2026 +1

Oh please use The Donald instead.

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Agile_Animator9337 Apr 22, 2026 +1

Dumbass ?

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deedee2148 Apr 22, 2026 +1

I mean he's dumb and vain enough to accept this.

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Kaffe-Mumriken Apr 22, 2026 +1

They know how to play the game. Props

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Somhlth Apr 21, 2026 +1

Another advantage to renaming part of the Donbas after Trump, is that Russians won't want to live in The Shit-Stain either.

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samuraipanda85 Apr 21, 2026 +1

If that's what it takes to stroke his ego until he explodes funding all over Ukraine's direction, then fine. They can change it back once he's buried.

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Plastic_chucker84 Apr 21, 2026 +1

How about Trumpsass? “In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass” “Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”

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thesilveringfox Apr 21, 2026 +1

Заповідна зона болота Трамп

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Minimum_Run_890 Apr 21, 2026 +1

F****** insane

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GrunkTheOrc Apr 21, 2026 +1

Not cool Ukraine. Dont suck up to Trump, the rest of the world wont reapect you.

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Piscator629 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Sure and we will rename New York as New Zelenski.

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Fresh-Till-4869 Apr 21, 2026 +1

They really shouldn’t

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Adept-Mulberry-8720 Apr 21, 2026

This is pure bullshit!

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Plastic_chucker84 Apr 21, 2026

How about Trumpsass? “In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass” “Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”

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gregaustex Apr 21, 2026

How terrible that it might actually work.

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‘Donnyland’? Ukraine Proposes Renaming Part of the Donbas in Trump’s Honor

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