Orange country is the Netherlands already.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Orange-Nassau?wprov=sfti1
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sysadminbj4 days ago
+165
It’s a pretty simple play, to be honest. The best way to get Dipshit Donnie on your side is to stroke his ego. Name something after him and you’re golden. I’ll bet you almost anything that whatever gets named after Donnie will get renamed soon as he’s gone.
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Emotional-Dress86194 days ago
+39
qatar gave him a plane didnt help
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konnichi1wa4 days ago
+35
They didn’t keep the flattery and bribe level consistent and constant. Donny won’t even remember a bribe that happened more than two weeks ago.
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ThePlanck4 days ago
+17
So you are saying that for manipulating Trump, a consistent stream of small bribes is better than one big bribe?
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foghillgal4 days ago
+7
Fifa peace prize one week, renaming your dog to Trump the next, whatever it takes ;-).
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Mr_Waffles1234 days ago
+3
How about we just named each bowel movement after. That should keep a pretty consistent donation streams. That’s all they feed us.
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boookworm03673 days ago
+3
Reading this while sitting here dropping a ~~grumpy~~ Trumpy.
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iyqyqrmore3 days ago
+1
We can just use trump like the Smurf’s use Smurf
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abolish_karma3 days ago
+1
Top of mind is where it's at.
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budbk3 days ago
+1
I think you're on to something.
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Competitive-Reach2874 days ago
+3
That's where they went wrong, you need to subscribe to the Premium Bribe Service.
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Sharing_Violation3 days ago
+2
Considering his mental state, 3 minutes is a stretch
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abolish_karma3 days ago
+1
They should probably give it an official flag as well.
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Emotional-Dress86194 days ago
+1
seems to remember the epstein files and they happened back in the 90s
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Bobcat-Stock4 days ago
+1
That’s cause we can’t seem to shut up about the Trumpstein files. Also, to note, the content of the Trumpstein files didn’t stop in the 90’s.
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Predator_3 days ago
+4
Qatar allowed him to park $500 million of seized Venezuelan oil revenue in their banks. Which Qatar makes money on...
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/trump-venezuela-oil-revenue-qatar.html
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abolish_karma3 days ago
+1
In this case, forgetting plays into their hands. This is a good play.
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alspdx3 days ago
+1
Yes, but they didn’t name it after him
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nativeridge_3 days ago
+1
Dementia doesn't recall origin stories
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det89243 days ago
+1
That’s the thing flattery is always short lived, he’s gonna ask for more bribes he’s gonna want more and more until you can’t give more and then bye.
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emotional_program04 days ago
+13
It's hilarious how transparent it is. People know how to easily sway Trump to their side, and that really says a lot about him and the geopolitical situation of the US now.
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sysadminbj4 days ago
+4
Is it bad that transparent corruption is preferable to sneaky corruption?
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Several-Opposite-7464 days ago
+2
They just have to look at his cabinet meetings to see the grotesque flattery he demands. America used to make movies parodying extreme flattery to make fun of a leader's incompetence, insecurity, and tyranny. Now it's real life and it's pathetic.
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OldeFortran774 days ago
+2
Oh, they're good!
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3050_mjondalen4 days ago
+2
Not a wind farm though lol
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dear87263 days ago
+1
And then to be making it SO obviously a dig at Mr Cheetoh too. Zelensky is next level!
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Fun-Memory15233 days ago
+1
Not too long ago they were disputing and had a huge falling out. Now this?
We do live in the craziest of times
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sweetno23 hr ago
+1
Just tell him Donbas is named in his honor.
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madogvelkor4 days ago
Heck, Yale University named itself Yale in order to try and get some rich British guy to give them money. It was originally "Collegiate School".
At least they didn't name it after the guy who supported them first and talked Yale into giving them money -- Jeremiah Dummer.
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clamorous_owle4 days ago
+50
How about Don-Bash?
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DTH20014 days ago
+12
That’s just the original name while doing a Sean Connery impression
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xgbsss4 days ago
+5
I was don-bashing your mother last night Trebek.
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strvd4 days ago
+24
How about Dumb-Ass?
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Alternative-Ad-10273 days ago
+1
This sounds more plausible.
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abolish_karma3 days ago
+1
Don-bas.
Just add an official hyphen and a flag, to showcase local people's eternal gratitude for Trump's comittment to peace.
While still pissing off Russia.
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oculeers4 days ago
+10
Putin will counter by renaming Moscow "Doncow," then Iran will rename Teheran "Trumpran" and world peace will follow /S
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Several-Opposite-7464 days ago
+13
Don't forget the coveted Donbas Peace Prize.
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OldeFortran774 days ago
+13
"Donaldgrad". He'd NEVER let anyone bomb Donaldgrad.
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Shjfty4 days ago
+9
The whole world knows you just have to suck up to trump and he’ll do whatever you want
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IndieRus4 days ago
+5
He won’t do anything unless he is threatened.
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sysadminbj4 days ago
+1
Or paid.
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ZachMN3 days ago
+5
Just tell him the “Don” in “Donbas” refers to him. He won’t know.
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Imzocrazy4 days ago
+3
I can’t read article…please tell me it’s a war torn part of the country….cause he actually deserves to have a disaster named after him (especially one that he’s part responsible for)
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Bakedfresh4204 days ago
+3
It’s one of the parts of the country they’ve been fighting over for the last 12 years, since before the official start of the war. Russia controls the vast majority of it
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Flat-Emergency48914 days ago
+3
So sad what people have to do to get a little support from the US.
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Ultra_Metal4 days ago
+4
That's not a bad idea to get more support. They can always rename it again when Trump is no longer in office.
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particleman34 days ago
+4
I hate it, but from ukraines perspective they would be able to say Russia is attackijg the land they named after Trump and he would hate that
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TheIndividualist4 days ago
+2
Might aswell call it Dumbass
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DeadlyBrad424 days ago
+2
The modern world is scary, but in old times we had leaders who would wear improperly-colored suits. So both sides are kinda bad.
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DillDandin4 days ago
+2
They should call it “Southern Donaldland”
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BigTedBear4 days ago
+2
Maybe a public convenience in Donbas would be acceptable.
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NEOK533 days ago
+2
Please please please don’t let Zelenskyy turn utter sycophant. After these last few years, that would be utterly pathetic.
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Signal_Reward_52813 days ago
+2
Only Ukraine could dream this one up
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KareenTu4 days ago
+3
Dumbass becomes Donnyland. Perfect!
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DarkIllusionsMasks4 days ago
+2
I bet if Ukraine voted to rename their country Trumpistan and make Trump the official ambassador to Russia for life, he'd back them 100%.
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diveboydive4 days ago
+2
Pedoville
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DrAtomic14 days ago
+3
Good strategy, name the Russian controlled side Donnyland and he may start to help Ukraine instead of the Russians.
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Alternative-Ad-10273 days ago
+1
Putin will just say we will agree on the name changes.
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Plastic_chucker844 days ago
+2
How about Trumpsass?
“In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass”
“Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”
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HumanBeing73964 days ago
+4
“There has been an explosion in Trumpsass”
“Trumpsass is being pounded by Special Forces”
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Accomplished_Clue7334 days ago
+1
Donaldbas
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roller_coaster3254 days ago
+1
That’s just crazy enough to actually work.
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roller_coaster3254 days ago
+1
Dipshitistan
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DramaticWesley4 days ago
+1
This is a pretty smart move, playing to his fragile ego.
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Orwellian_world4 days ago
+1
Sure Dumbass Donnieland, suits him perfectly
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Fridge_Art4 days ago
+1
This would only work on someone who actually honors relationships and agreements. Pointless gesture
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Sooperooser4 days ago
+1
Donbas J. Trump?
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jimicus4 days ago
+1
They’re angling for money, then.
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muchmusic4 days ago
+1
Perhaps “Donnybrook”?
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30yearCurse4 days ago
+1
cesspool?
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MikeSteamer4 days ago
+1
Donkeyland perhaps? Traitoria? Nocardassia? Epsteinland? Uncertainia? Profiteeria? Skunkland? Putinvania? Magastrophia? Couchland? Goldium? Mushroom Corner?
So many possibilities
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Alarming_Purpose40814 days ago
+1
not likely they would... and nor should they ever. He sides with Ruzzia anyways, so it wouldnt help anything
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Beautiful-Lie12393 days ago
+1
Dumbass?
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Capital-Control3083 days ago
+1
They have learned nothing. Trump and a seriously on the Russian side and nothing they can do will change that. Trump once said that when he was in Russia Putin himself sent beautiful young women to him and he turned them away. They definitely have something on him
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Bugger95253 days ago
+1
I took a Donald and wiped my trump.
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grating3 days ago
+1
they know how to do a pisstake
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Asleep_Operation41163 days ago
+1
It’s Don Bambastic!
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Gutterfoolishness3 days ago
+1
The are going to rename it the Dumbass Region?
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Scared-Hope-8683 days ago
+1
Ukraine needs to be true to itself, and not replace one pos for another.
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Calm-Professional1033 days ago
+1
How about « Putin’s Present »? Signed with an orange bow from Trump. His b****** administration is selling the Ukraine up the river to prove it’s love of Russia.
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thediggestbick23 days ago
+1
Smart move, now Ukraine will get more help?
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blondetown3 days ago
+1
Oh please use The Donald instead.
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Agile_Animator93373 days ago
+1
Dumbass ?
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deedee21483 days ago
+1
I mean he's dumb and vain enough to accept this.
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Kaffe-Mumriken3 days ago
+1
They know how to play the game. Props
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Somhlth4 days ago
+1
Another advantage to renaming part of the Donbas after Trump, is that Russians won't want to live in The Shit-Stain either.
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samuraipanda854 days ago
+1
If that's what it takes to stroke his ego until he explodes funding all over Ukraine's direction, then fine. They can change it back once he's buried.
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Plastic_chucker844 days ago
+1
How about Trumpsass?
“In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass”
“Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”
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thesilveringfox4 days ago
+1
Заповідна зона болота Трамп
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Minimum_Run_8904 days ago
+1
F****** insane
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GrunkTheOrc4 days ago
+1
Not cool Ukraine. Dont suck up to Trump, the rest of the world wont reapect you.
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Piscator6293 days ago
+1
Sure and we will rename New York as New Zelenski.
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Fresh-Till-48693 days ago
+1
They really shouldn’t
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Adept-Mulberry-87204 days ago
This is pure bullshit!
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Plastic_chucker844 days ago
How about Trumpsass?
“In today’s headlines, Russia bombed Trumpsass”
“Russia loses x amount of troops in Trumpsass”
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