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Dr. Oz Says Trump Argues That Diet Soda Is 'Good for Him' Because if It Kills Grass, It'll Kill Cancer Cells

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Dr. Oz Says Trump Argues That Diet Soda Is 'Good for Him' Because if It Kills Grass, It'll Kill Cancer Cells
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Dr. Oz Says Trump Argues That Diet Soda Is 'Good for Him' Because if It Kills Grass, It'll Kill Cancer Cells
President Donald Trump justifies his habit of drinking diet soda by claiming the beverage can prevent cancer, Dr. Mehmet Oz said during a podcast episode released on Monday, April 13

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Saelvinoth Apr 15, 2026 +580
Presumably the cancer is killing itself so as to not be a part of him.
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Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 15, 2026 +138
The doctor called cancer and said he had some bad news, "you have Trump". 
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Marckthesilver13 Apr 15, 2026 +9
If the moon was infested with drumpf would it quit orbiting Earth 🌏?
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sjesmith127 Apr 15, 2026 +24
Poor cancer! It has stage 4 Trump. What a horrible way to go
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anonymousetache Apr 15, 2026 +10
Took a while but we finally got a pro cancer comment. “F*** cancer” 7,295,949,127 “Aww cancer” 1
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T_Shurt Apr 15, 2026 +26
This is f****** hilarious! If I could pin comments, this would be at the top. Well done! 🤣
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_1JackMove Apr 15, 2026 +6
First recorded instance in medical history. Turns out he might be useful after all. The only validity to his evilness. And even curing cancer that's pushing it lol.
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lsb1027 Apr 15, 2026 +4
Cancer cells choosing to commit suicide before eating one of his
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3d1thF1nch Apr 15, 2026 +3
I...wow. That is a profound argument. Cancer dislikes him so much it's actively going into remission in him over and over again. It's funny, but I get it.
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Mr_Horrible Apr 15, 2026 +948
Makes total sense because gasoline can kill grass and I drink that shit all the time
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blinkysmurf Apr 15, 2026 +193
Sure. And it probably makes you run faster, too, given that it makes cars run.
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ryapeter Apr 15, 2026 +56
Depend on the octane number. Use the wrong one and you go backward
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regoapps Apr 15, 2026 +21
The wrong octane causes your tail pipe to make backfire noises
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swampopawaho Apr 15, 2026 +5
Finally! Found the problem. Thanks, Dr Oz. I'll stop eating beans and up the octane
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sc0lm00 Apr 15, 2026 +19
Someone needs to alert RFK Jr to your scientific discovery.
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Moriartea7 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Yeah but it can make you gassy too.
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atlantic Apr 15, 2026 +3
PM me, I’d like to invest in your ideas. Do you also do AI?
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InterPunct Apr 15, 2026 +2
It acts like the afterburner on an airplane when you fart.
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cmarkcity Apr 15, 2026 +2
They wouldn’t call it guzzolene if you weren’t supposed to drink it.
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gekkonkamen Apr 15, 2026 +2
That is only partially correct. Low octane stuff is useless, you need to drink those 94+ octane gas to see any real result
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Gunner1Cav Apr 15, 2026 +15
SNIIIIIFF
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exophrine Apr 15, 2026 +5
[ Simpsons did it!](https://youtu.be/4KTunUXHip8)
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not_a_moogle Apr 15, 2026 +3
Wow, thats not the clip I expected https://youtu.be/OwgkHr9F1vw
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skibbady-baps Apr 15, 2026 +6
Don’t forget about bleach. It kills Covid too.
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legomaximumfigure Apr 15, 2026 +4
Really? In this economy?
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John_East Apr 15, 2026 +3
Wouldn’t mind a candle that smells of gasoline
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BigBoyYuyuh Apr 15, 2026 +3
Chocolate Mousse, is that you? (Top Secret movie)
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Mr_Horrible Apr 15, 2026 +3
Ha! I think of that scene a lot
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TraditionalMood277 Apr 15, 2026 +2
You drink shit for breakfast?
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Apprehensive_Bird357 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Yeah, my lawnmower obliterates grass, so I’ll snack on pieces of the blade.
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supersonicdutch Apr 15, 2026 +2
I just huff it to avoid the calories from ingesting it. And I kinda need the gas to fuel my car so I can drive to my job building a data center next to a daycare and dialysis clinic.
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Bizhammer Apr 15, 2026 +2
Easy there axel...
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Typical-Tax1584 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
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Crafty-Walrus-2238 Apr 15, 2026 +2
You rich?
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Sir_Fuzzy_Bottom Apr 15, 2026 +2
The Onion just had a short yesterday https://youtu.be/UqsoH4rI8Ec?si
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Any-Ad-446 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Make sure you drink the high octane one or you get the runs.
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Andovars_Ghost Apr 15, 2026 +2
I LOVE drinking explosive liquid dinosaur! It’s got electrolytes!
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Ronlaen-Peke Apr 15, 2026 +2
Well used to make sense when gas was cheaper than milk. Now idk
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MediocreSeesaw Apr 15, 2026 +2
Bleach too! Just imagine the market for all of these amazing, healthy, cancer-killing drinks!
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yaboonabi Apr 15, 2026 +2
Urine can also kill grass. Bottom’s up! 
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Hesitation-Marx Apr 15, 2026 +2
Belches are rough tho’.
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OneBillPhil Apr 15, 2026 +2
My dog’s piss kills the grass too. Turns it from green to yellow, maybe it will do the same to cancer cells. 
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icepick3383 Apr 15, 2026 +2
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme fanta I desire!
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FlamingoResident7882 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Great scott. You may have just uncovered the cure for cancer. No one has even tried that yet. Edit: obvious /s
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HurtsOww Apr 15, 2026 +2
For anyone wondering…if you could metabolize gasoline, it would be about 10kcal per teaspoon!
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Prudent_Shake_8149 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Bleach too!!!! Can’t argue with Doctor Jesus. 🤷
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[deleted] Apr 15, 2026 +2
Hmm, I've not tried gasoline but have been getting good results with bleach.
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badcall196 Apr 15, 2026 +2
That’s an expensive habit.
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scotchybob Apr 15, 2026 +2
Try Chevron 91 octane. It's delicious. You'll never go back to that ARCO c***.
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mbrant66 Apr 15, 2026 +2
How can you afford it?!
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FranksCabanaWear Apr 15, 2026 +2
Look at Mr money bags over here still drinking gas
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AsassinProdigyX Apr 15, 2026 +206
He’s also the same person that thinks the human body is like a battery and exercise is unhealthy because it drains it.
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knowledgeable_diablo Apr 15, 2026 +53
The old “number of heartbeats” hypothesis back out to play! Damn these guys find new and exciting ways day by day to prove they are just dumber than the average idiot.
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NOLASLAW Apr 15, 2026 +15
I thought the “number of heartbeats” hypothesis was always pro-exercise? Because the more you work out the lower your resting heart rate and the less times your heart beats?
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JustHereForGCB Apr 15, 2026 +10
He thinks your heart is like a turbo button in a video game. You only get so much, and then that's it.
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Grimmbles Apr 15, 2026 +2
They don't think it through that much, of course. The elevated heart rate while exercising is burning their valuable limited beats. The fact that doing it regularly will lower your heart rate the other 98%+ of your life while you are not exercising doesn't compute.
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Significant-Owl-2980 Apr 15, 2026 +20
I feel like he gets all of his “facts” from the 1890s. Like maybe his parents taught him these old wives tales. He obviously never paid attention in school and really has no knowledge of anything. His glaring lack of knowledge of history in this country and the world is the worst offense. He has no business being the President.
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JackHughman69 Apr 15, 2026 +74
That’s genius! Roundup actually seems to kill grass even faster, so he should drink that instead!
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never_not_phlegmy Apr 15, 2026 +4
I heard roundup works too. But you know what? Tastes terrible. I took one sip and said, “no thank you.” Nothing beats an American Coke, right folks?
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Complete-Appeal8572 Apr 15, 2026 +2
This is why that RoundUp lawsuit was so stupid. Sure, it causes cancer, but then it kills the cancer it caused so what’s the problem?
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Jedi_whores Apr 15, 2026 +151
When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt.
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account009988 Apr 15, 2026 +44
Trump is a real idiot
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LorettaJenkins Apr 15, 2026 +75
Oddly specific. Why is he worried about cancer... does he have cancer?
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knowledgeable_diablo Apr 15, 2026 +39
One can only hope.
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RealLavender Apr 15, 2026 +39
This actually being Oz letting it slip that he has cancer would be the least surprising thing considering how they're both such amazing doctors.
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RiftHunter4 Apr 15, 2026 +10
This is the part everyone is apparently missing. Bro low-key dropped that the sitting US president has cancer.
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JayKay8787 Apr 15, 2026 +6
The dementia seems like its gonna get 1st place, cancer is probably gknna end up 3rd behind his clogged arteries
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Eaglepursuit Apr 15, 2026 +5
That's what I was thinking. Who brings up cancer in a discussion about drinking soda? And even if it did have some affect on cancer, why would that be a noteworthy benefit for such a robust, healthy active man? /s
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ciopobbi Apr 15, 2026 +4
Or grass?
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T_Shurt Apr 15, 2026 +66
From the article: Dr. Mehmet Oz revealed that Donald Trump defends his habit of drinking diet soda by claiming the beverage kills cancer cells. During an interview with Don Trump Jr., Dr. Mehmet Oz said: “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass - if poured on grass - so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body.” Oz continued, “We were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something and he’s got an orange soft drink on his desk. He’s got a Fanta on the desk, and I say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ He [Trump] says, ‘You know, this stuff’s good for me, it kills cancer cells.’” “OK, OK,” Don Jr. interjected, “but then maybe he’s onto something. Because I will say this: I know a lot of guys pushing 80 - not a lot have his level of energy, recall, stamina.”
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LoaKonran Apr 15, 2026 +92
Someone should gift him a bottle of weed killer. That really removes grass. Must be super healthy.
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craznazn247 Apr 15, 2026 +11
If he loves orange soda so much, he’s gonna love Agent Orange! It’s like they named a soda after him.
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uncultured_swine2099 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Perhaps some agent orange? Kills plants dead. Or maybe hes already putting that on his face.
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Logical-Knee-9046 Apr 15, 2026 +41
Those idiot kids of Trump are scared to death to do anything but worship him. Eric nearly cries when he defends an insult towards his dad. It’s undoubtedly from a lifetime of being treated like shit. Of course Ivanka has some leverage.
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RocknRolla2008 Apr 15, 2026 +9
That's only because Ivanka's his girlfriend, duh.
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Luster-Purge Apr 15, 2026 +4
The tell-all books in the future are going to be *wild.*
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SirTabetha Apr 15, 2026 +3
Yeah. She most likely was his pet during her preteen years.
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BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 15, 2026 +9
If Senior’s current level of energy, recall, and stamina is noteworthy and laudable, just imagine if he wasn’t so robust. 🫣
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Meli-Honey-Be-Noble Apr 15, 2026 +7
Isn't MAHA/ RKJ stance removing artificial dyes in food. Hey Donald, Fanta contains Red 40 and Yellow 6....
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djanes376 Apr 15, 2026 +3
If I recall correctly, he also described his orange Fanta as being ‘fresh squeezed’.
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Luster-Purge Apr 15, 2026 +3
My 93 year old grandmother has more energy than Trump, by virtue of simply being able to stay awake for most of the day.
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eduo Apr 15, 2026 +3
And just like that, Dr. Oz blew up his single chance of redemption ever, opting instead to try and bend reality so he could sound enough of a sycophant to be liked by the son of an idiot.
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Logical-Knee-9046 Apr 15, 2026 +57
If it killed cancer, Trump would have been dead long ago. He’s a cancer on …. well pretty much everyone and everything. Fukn moron.
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Sargonnax Apr 15, 2026 +29
BRAWNDO! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
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TheDarkKnightZS Apr 15, 2026 +15
It’s got what plants crave..
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CGI_OCD Apr 15, 2026 +11
Because…you know…it has electrolytes and stuff.
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walrus_vasectomy Apr 15, 2026 +21
My piss kills grass. Trump should start drinking a bottle a day
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joojie Apr 15, 2026 +17
I mean, there are plenty of things that can kill cancer. The biggest problem is finding something that kills *only* cancer.
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Jack-Cremation Apr 15, 2026 +14
Dr. Oz is a complete fake and his words mean absolutely nothing! He literally says anything to make a dollar.
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BaseBeautiful7581 Apr 15, 2026 +4
Exactly, thanks Oprah
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Learned-Dr-T Apr 15, 2026 +12
So it kills the healthy grass but not the healthy cells? Our country is never going to be right again.
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Hobbes579 Apr 15, 2026 +10
Ahh i see his source is from a study reviewed by a one Dr. Pepper
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omeganaut Apr 15, 2026 +9
There’s always been something about Dr.Oz that just creeps me out in every way imaginable.  Don’t look up his pajama party episode, it’ll scar your soul 
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NCHouse Apr 15, 2026 +5
Oz bout to be fired lmao
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moveoutmicdrop Apr 15, 2026 +5
You know what else kills grass? Trump hacking divots around on a golf course.
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Meli-Honey-Be-Noble Apr 15, 2026 +16
Now all his c\*\*\* followers will probably add Diet Soda to their shopping list. The amount of misinformation and nonsense he spiels is astounding.
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CubitsTNE Apr 15, 2026 +14
It's easy to take because the ivermectin hides the taste!
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BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 15, 2026 +5
Who knew soda was so discriminating, especially on a cellular level? What a genius we’ve got in Mango Unchained!
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dekabreak1000 Apr 15, 2026 +5
So does This mean he has cancer
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9millibros Apr 15, 2026 +5
I encourage Donald to drink as much diet Coke as he can. You know, for his health.
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GovernmentBig2749 Apr 15, 2026 +4
Molten aluminum also kills grass
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KermitMadMan Apr 15, 2026 +3
did Oz just admit that Trump has cancer? Why would he need it to kill cancer cells?
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Tosslebugmy Apr 15, 2026 +3
It’s got what plants don’t crave
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malac0da13 Apr 15, 2026 +4
I can’t tell from the headline if dr oz is making fun of him, genuinely concerned, or thinks he’s a genius. So I read the article. I’m still not sure even when I found out that he was saying those things to don jr.
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thisismeingradenine Apr 15, 2026 +4
Idiocracy was a documentary. 
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sopedound Apr 15, 2026 +5
"My momma always told us if you eat a sweet you drink a diet sodie pop to cancel it out"
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HeartlessCards2-22 Apr 15, 2026 +4
And people act like we’re being disingenuous when we say he told people to consider injecting disinfectant to kill viruses. Stop hitching yourselves to morons and we will stop considering you also a moron.
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USSSLostTexter Apr 15, 2026 +7
feels very 'if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball' to me
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Decent_Two_6456 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Well, he is also a doctor.
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Unlikely_Side9732 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Dumb and Dumber
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whenyoda Apr 15, 2026 +3
Gatorade for plants is better than water because it has electrolytes.
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Better-Problem-9327 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Hmm he might be onto something. He should try bleach that is even better at killing grass
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Wihtlore Apr 15, 2026 +3
Well then, it must be true. I was supposed to see my oncologist tomorrow, but I’ll tell him I’m on the diet soda plan now, so no more methotrexate for me!
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Venomous87 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Just... Just let them. It'll be fine.
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alexlp Apr 15, 2026 +3
Are they not scared of killing their idiotic base? I can imagine there’s at least a handful of true believers who will give up treatment for a diet Fanta.
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Fit_Seaworthiness387 Apr 15, 2026 +3
It's what plants don't crave.
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-I_Have_No_Idea- Apr 15, 2026 +3
Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave
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shindleria Apr 15, 2026 +3
Dog piss also kills grass
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bookon Apr 15, 2026 +3
If Trump gets cancer, he should rely on Diet Coke for his treatment.
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OtherwiseACat Apr 15, 2026 +3
Same guy who wanted to inject bleach to kill COVID.
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Charming-Lychee-9031 Apr 15, 2026 +3
It's got what plants crave!
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MechaD13579 Apr 15, 2026 +3
So by saying this are they admitting that Trump has some form of cancer they are hiding from the public?
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Lord_Nurggle Apr 15, 2026 +3
Sounds like some dumb shit Rogan would argue with the world leading scientist on the topic.
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LithoSlam Apr 15, 2026 +3
Get this man some roundup
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jumbee85 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Did Oz just say Trump has cancer without intending so?
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ryancementhead Apr 15, 2026 +3
Dog piss killed grass too, should I start drinking that?
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Donkey_Bugs Apr 15, 2026 +3
It’s killed his brain cells, that’s for sure.
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blackmobius Apr 15, 2026 +3
Ah so he has cancer. That makes sense with all the medical secrecy and bruises. Trump says the silent part out loud all the time, so Im guessing Oz just spilled that Trumy dumpy has cancer.
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craznazn247 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Agent orange, radiation, Heavy metals, bleach, fire, actively boiling water, and most of the weapons in the US military arsenal all kill grass. Anyone down to try any of those for cancer prevention? F****** dumb pieces of shit. I can’t believe they are allowed to waste our collective thoughts with having to entertain theirs.
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UtopiaNow2020 Apr 15, 2026 +3
So is he dying of cancer and his treatment is diet soda? (please say yes, please say yes).
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totesnotmyusername Apr 15, 2026 +3
Also arsenic kills grass he should try that.
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Amoeba-Shteve Apr 15, 2026 +2
[they’re both idiots](https://tenor.com/1UFB.gif)
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The_Odd_One27 Apr 15, 2026 +2
yes please, drink and eat all the unhealthy shit in this world.
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EinSchurzAufReisen Apr 15, 2026 +2
Bullets kill cancer as well, just saying.
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Machdame Apr 15, 2026 +2
I mean despite most things, he's still alive somehow. It definitely counts for something as I am less than half his age and yet stress is an ever devious b****.
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Kitchen-Plant664 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Bleach kills germs so by that logic drinking bleach would be good for Trump too
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_1JackMove Apr 15, 2026 +2
Cognitive pisso-nonce.
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CarolinaPanthers2015 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Well, uh, that's just yet another stupid claim made by none other than President Donald Trump himself. No f****** cap here, bro.
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Acrobatic_Club2382 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Yes he should keep drinking it. Along with his bleach. 
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Low_Intention_1327 Apr 15, 2026 +2
And bleach kills surface germs so it should kill covid if you inject it, remember? Trump is an idiot with the mentality of a child. Children can be curious and question everything they dont know, so they'll make statements like his because theyre kids. Seeing this sort of stuff come from the man in charge of America is scary. 
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wumr125 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Try drinking some piss then, moron
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Noahms456 Apr 15, 2026 +2
2 Liters all around for the entire cabinet and senate
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cmbhere Apr 15, 2026 +2
What an odd and yet specific thing to say. Did they just admit Trump has cancer?
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Apprehensive_Bird357 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Please let that mean he has cancer.
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whyyoutwofour Apr 15, 2026 +2
I mean, you're the guy following him....who's the f****** idiot here?
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RelativeCan5021 Apr 15, 2026 +2
So Trump has cancer.
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ZombDob Apr 15, 2026 +2
Brawndo, if it’s good for us, it’s good for the plants!
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Legitimate-Public-56 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Belushi use to eat little chocolate donuts all the time and he got gold in the decathlon.
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sheezy520 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Somebody that monumentally stupid should not be in control of any government.
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Ambigram237 Apr 15, 2026 +2
I’m starting the think he might not be that bright.
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Henry-8th Apr 15, 2026 +2
That man has a bigly intellect.
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PuffPuff74 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Because we know that diet coke targets cancerous cells specifically
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bmtl514 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Dr Nick from the Simpsons is more qualified than this guy
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InevitableAvalanche Apr 15, 2026 +2
Dumbest people and conservatives voted for this insanity.
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BTSArmyFan2025 Apr 15, 2026 +2
What happened to this man? Did years on tv warp his brain? he was well known well respected cardiothoracic surgeon who went to harvard medical school.
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upsidedown-funnel Apr 15, 2026 +2
There are studies showing how $ and power have the brain. So, warped kind of works as a descriptor here.
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SnarkyOrchid Apr 15, 2026 +2
So, does that mean Trump has cancer?
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3006mv Apr 15, 2026 +2
Yup he’s finally right about something /s
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Curious_Orange8592 Apr 15, 2026 +2
I agree, he should keep drinking it and more often. Never drinking diet soda Donald and also always.go large on your McDonalds order
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AlwaysTheMore28 Apr 15, 2026 +2
That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!
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Responsible_Name1217 Apr 15, 2026 +2
1 glass of Roundup coming up, Sir.
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Primary-Floor8574 Apr 15, 2026 +2
I heard that draino can clear drains. So it must also clear artery’s. So how do I send him a years supply? Asking for a friend.
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flying_bacon Apr 15, 2026 +2
Is this his dumb way of admitting he has cancer?
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ocwilly Apr 15, 2026 +2
So is Donnie admitting he has cancer?
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PotterOneHalf Apr 15, 2026 +2
There are TONS of other chemicals that kill grass that he should try consuming.
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RobsSister Apr 15, 2026 +2
I bet Roundup works even better.
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JustABrokePoser Apr 15, 2026 +2
Why would anyone take medical advice from either of them but also, 20 years of research, nothing wrong with diet soda unless you down a thousand cans a day.
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Marshalltm Apr 15, 2026 +2
So he has cancer. Check.
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dkwinsea Apr 15, 2026 +2
He should try his earlier suggestion from his first term of the bleach. That should take care of anything harmful in his body, such as the brain.
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RiteRev Apr 15, 2026 +2
Does this mean he has cancer?
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Aggravating-Duck-891 Apr 15, 2026 +2
I can no longer tell what is real and what is fabricated when it comes to Trump "quotes".
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Bad_Idea_Hat Apr 15, 2026 +2
"Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead. We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome"."
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scruffywarhorse Apr 15, 2026 +2
Motor Oil kills grass too…so probably drink that
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paranoyed Apr 15, 2026 +2
This reminds me of the movie “Thank you for smoking”
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Link182x Apr 15, 2026 +2
He should drink some roundup then
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Picnut Apr 15, 2026 +2
Is this an admission that 47 has cancer?
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SiteTall Apr 15, 2026 +2
Just like he advocated Bleach as a killeer of Covid
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Playazero Apr 15, 2026 +2
You know what else kills grass? Dog shit. Maybe you should try that Donnie.
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Affectionate_Hornet7 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Same way drinking disinfectant kills covid.
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timberwolf0122 Apr 15, 2026 +3
Only if you also shove a flashlight up your butt too
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DrSarge Apr 15, 2026 +2
That’s an oddly specific thing to say…
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swrrrrg Apr 15, 2026 +2
I hear bleach kills cancer cells.
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Sandy-the-Gypsy777 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Idiocracy at its finest.
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GearhedMG Apr 15, 2026 +2
he's proof that it apparently kills brain cells too.
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Chrahhh Apr 15, 2026 +2
Bleach kills grass. Donald should guzzle a few gallons of that.
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thebullishbearish Apr 15, 2026 +2
Few years ago diet soda was supposedly the devil causing all kinds of health issues and diseases. Now it kills cancer. Got it.
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cocob45 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Does the president have stomach cancer?
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UniversityNew9254 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Obviously kills brain cells as well…
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Im-BackAgain-Babes2 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Just like bleach kills only the covid virus. Drink up guys, its totally beneficial
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clarkyk85 Apr 16, 2026 +2
Bleach kills grass too....
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mittelegna Apr 16, 2026 +2
This man is an f’ing moron.
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Longshot02496 Apr 16, 2026 +2
Things that will kill cancer cells: Bullets Fire Hydrogen peroxide Arsenic Radiation Time Freezing temps Blunt force Nukes Black holes Cars Antimatter
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fooknprawn Apr 16, 2026 +2
Is he a real doctor because if he is he needs his license is taken away
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Xpmonkey Apr 16, 2026 +2
Piss will kill grass. Is he drinking that too
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Queasy_Group_4534 Apr 16, 2026 +2
And this is who is running our country....
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SwiftTayTay Apr 15, 2026 +4
diet soda isn't "good" for you but it's not really "bad" for you either
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Plenty-Tradition4044 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Yeah there are people that will unironically drink regular soda because it’s “healthier” than diet, and end up getting fat as hell. Like diet soda isnt great for ya but it really helps curb my sweet tooth when I’m cutting.
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darkestb4thadawn Apr 15, 2026 +4
I sometimes wonder if Trump’s entire life and persona is some brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque performance art piece that none of us can even begin to comprehend.
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el-fenomeno09 Apr 15, 2026 +2
Go on, keep going
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