Dr. Oz Says Trump Argues That Diet Soda Is 'Good for Him' Because if It Kills Grass, It'll Kill Cancer Cells

Presumably the cancer is killing itself so as to not be a part of him.

Makes total sense because gasoline can kill grass and I drink that shit all the time

He’s also the same person that thinks the human body is like a battery and exercise is unhealthy because it drains it.

That’s genius! Roundup actually seems to kill grass even faster, so he should drink that instead!

When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt.

Trump is a real idiot

Oddly specific. Why is he worried about cancer... does he have cancer?

From the article: Dr. Mehmet Oz revealed that Donald Trump defends his habit of drinking diet soda by claiming the beverage kills cancer cells. During an interview with Don Trump Jr., Dr. Mehmet Oz said: “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass - if poured on grass - so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body.” Oz continued, “We were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something and he’s got an orange soft drink on his desk. He’s got a Fanta on the desk, and I say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ He [Trump] says, ‘You know, this stuff’s good for me, it kills cancer cells.’” “OK, OK,” Don Jr. interjected, “but then maybe he’s onto something. Because I will say this: I know a lot of guys pushing 80 - not a lot have his level of energy, recall, stamina.”

If it killed cancer, Trump would have been dead long ago. He’s a cancer on …. well pretty much everyone and everything. Fukn moron.

BRAWNDO! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

My piss kills grass. Trump should start drinking a bottle a day

I mean, there are plenty of things that can kill cancer. The biggest problem is finding something that kills *only* cancer.

Dr. Oz is a complete fake and his words mean absolutely nothing! He literally says anything to make a dollar.

So it kills the healthy grass but not the healthy cells? Our country is never going to be right again.

Ahh i see his source is from a study reviewed by a one Dr. Pepper

There’s always been something about Dr.Oz that just creeps me out in every way imaginable.  Don’t look up his pajama party episode, it’ll scar your soul 

Oz bout to be fired lmao

You know what else kills grass? Trump hacking divots around on a golf course.

Now all his c\*\*\* followers will probably add Diet Soda to their shopping list. The amount of misinformation and nonsense he spiels is astounding.

Who knew soda was so discriminating, especially on a cellular level? What a genius we’ve got in Mango Unchained!

So does This mean he has cancer

I encourage Donald to drink as much diet Coke as he can. You know, for his health.

Molten aluminum also kills grass

did Oz just admit that Trump has cancer? Why would he need it to kill cancer cells?

It’s got what plants don’t crave

I can’t tell from the headline if dr oz is making fun of him, genuinely concerned, or thinks he’s a genius. So I read the article. I’m still not sure even when I found out that he was saying those things to don jr.

Idiocracy was a documentary. 

"My momma always told us if you eat a sweet you drink a diet sodie pop to cancel it out"

And people act like we’re being disingenuous when we say he told people to consider injecting disinfectant to kill viruses. Stop hitching yourselves to morons and we will stop considering you also a moron.

feels very 'if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball' to me

Well, he is also a doctor.

Dumb and Dumber

Gatorade for plants is better than water because it has electrolytes.

Hmm he might be onto something. He should try bleach that is even better at killing grass

Well then, it must be true. I was supposed to see my oncologist tomorrow, but I’ll tell him I’m on the diet soda plan now, so no more methotrexate for me!

Just... Just let them. It'll be fine.

Are they not scared of killing their idiotic base? I can imagine there’s at least a handful of true believers who will give up treatment for a diet Fanta.

It's what plants don't crave.

Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave

Dog piss also kills grass

If Trump gets cancer, he should rely on Diet Coke for his treatment.

Same guy who wanted to inject bleach to kill COVID.

It's got what plants crave!

So by saying this are they admitting that Trump has some form of cancer they are hiding from the public?

Sounds like some dumb shit Rogan would argue with the world leading scientist on the topic.

Get this man some roundup

Did Oz just say Trump has cancer without intending so?

Dog piss killed grass too, should I start drinking that?

It’s killed his brain cells, that’s for sure.

Ah so he has cancer. That makes sense with all the medical secrecy and bruises. Trump says the silent part out loud all the time, so Im guessing Oz just spilled that Trumy dumpy has cancer.

Agent orange, radiation, Heavy metals, bleach, fire, actively boiling water, and most of the weapons in the US military arsenal all kill grass. Anyone down to try any of those for cancer prevention? F****** dumb pieces of shit. I can’t believe they are allowed to waste our collective thoughts with having to entertain theirs.

So is he dying of cancer and his treatment is diet soda? (please say yes, please say yes).

Also arsenic kills grass he should try that.

[they’re both idiots](https://tenor.com/1UFB.gif)

yes please, drink and eat all the unhealthy shit in this world.

Bullets kill cancer as well, just saying.

I mean despite most things, he's still alive somehow. It definitely counts for something as I am less than half his age and yet stress is an ever devious b****.

Bleach kills germs so by that logic drinking bleach would be good for Trump too

Cognitive pisso-nonce.

Well, uh, that's just yet another stupid claim made by none other than President Donald Trump himself. No f****** cap here, bro.

Yes he should keep drinking it. Along with his bleach. 

And bleach kills surface germs so it should kill covid if you inject it, remember? Trump is an idiot with the mentality of a child. Children can be curious and question everything they dont know, so they'll make statements like his because theyre kids. Seeing this sort of stuff come from the man in charge of America is scary. 

Try drinking some piss then, moron

2 Liters all around for the entire cabinet and senate

What an odd and yet specific thing to say. Did they just admit Trump has cancer?

Please let that mean he has cancer.

I mean, you're the guy following him....who's the f****** idiot here?

So Trump has cancer.

Brawndo, if it’s good for us, it’s good for the plants!

Belushi use to eat little chocolate donuts all the time and he got gold in the decathlon.

Somebody that monumentally stupid should not be in control of any government.

I’m starting the think he might not be that bright.

That man has a bigly intellect.

Because we know that diet coke targets cancerous cells specifically

Dr Nick from the Simpsons is more qualified than this guy

Dumbest people and conservatives voted for this insanity.

What happened to this man? Did years on tv warp his brain? he was well known well respected cardiothoracic surgeon who went to harvard medical school.

So, does that mean Trump has cancer?

Yup he’s finally right about something /s

I agree, he should keep drinking it and more often. Never drinking diet soda Donald and also always.go large on your McDonalds order

That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!

1 glass of Roundup coming up, Sir.

I heard that draino can clear drains. So it must also clear artery’s. So how do I send him a years supply? Asking for a friend.

Is this his dumb way of admitting he has cancer?

So is Donnie admitting he has cancer?

There are TONS of other chemicals that kill grass that he should try consuming.

I bet Roundup works even better.

Why would anyone take medical advice from either of them but also, 20 years of research, nothing wrong with diet soda unless you down a thousand cans a day.

So he has cancer. Check.

He should try his earlier suggestion from his first term of the bleach. That should take care of anything harmful in his body, such as the brain.

Does this mean he has cancer?

I can no longer tell what is real and what is fabricated when it comes to Trump "quotes".

"Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead. We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome"."

Motor Oil kills grass too…so probably drink that

This reminds me of the movie “Thank you for smoking”

He should drink some roundup then

Is this an admission that 47 has cancer?

Just like he advocated Bleach as a killeer of Covid

You know what else kills grass? Dog shit. Maybe you should try that Donnie.

Same way drinking disinfectant kills covid.

That’s an oddly specific thing to say…

I hear bleach kills cancer cells.

Idiocracy at its finest.

he's proof that it apparently kills brain cells too.

Bleach kills grass. Donald should guzzle a few gallons of that.

Few years ago diet soda was supposedly the devil causing all kinds of health issues and diseases. Now it kills cancer. Got it.

Does the president have stomach cancer?

Obviously kills brain cells as well…

Just like bleach kills only the covid virus. Drink up guys, its totally beneficial

Bleach kills grass too....

This man is an f’ing moron.

Things that will kill cancer cells: Bullets Fire Hydrogen peroxide Arsenic Radiation Time Freezing temps Blunt force Nukes Black holes Cars Antimatter

Is he a real doctor because if he is he needs his license is taken away

Piss will kill grass. Is he drinking that too

And this is who is running our country....

diet soda isn't "good" for you but it's not really "bad" for you either

I sometimes wonder if Trump’s entire life and persona is some brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque performance art piece that none of us can even begin to comprehend.

Go on, keep going