A prequel before marketing came in! This one has Angela Bassett and Zendaya as the young version.
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MartianMutinyMar 15, 2026
+2
The Stuff
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KingSporkMar 15, 2026
+4
Attacked it wrong
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[deleted]Mar 15, 2026
+6
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B00G3RMar 15, 2026
+3
? It’s the name of a burger on their menu
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smurphy8536Mar 15, 2026
+1
I haven’t heard of her yet
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XThePlaysTheThingXMar 15, 2026
+128
That photo…the disrespect.
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ScootSchloingoMar 15, 2026
+72
Season 1 of the show just looked like that. Everything had a piss-and-Vaseline filter.
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_Arctica_Mar 15, 2026
+4
I don't think the Vaseline was a filter.
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garathnorMar 15, 2026
+3
filler?
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_Arctica_Mar 15, 2026
+17
Literal Vaseline on the lens
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XThePlaysTheThingXMar 15, 2026
+1
I’ve heard it called the Barbara Walter’s Blur as it was a particular soft-focus lens that Walters preferred while on-camera.
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no-tenemos-triko-triMar 15, 2026
+5
Pixelated and puckered.
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outbluesMar 15, 2026
+2
That lighting is homophobic
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AndrewH73333Mar 15, 2026
+32
Botulism burger was only $6.99, you can’t pass up a deal like that.
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SourPuzzMar 15, 2026
+14
I got a notification for this on my phone and genuinely thought it was gonna be PooCrave
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DarbyDownMar 15, 2026
+3
I blame the buns.
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bbyxmadiMar 15, 2026
+6
someone’s stage name being “OG PorkChop” is new to me
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kerrypartridge1601Mar 15, 2026
+20
Her name isn’t OG Porkchop but it would be amazing if it was! She was just on the first season of the series, and it’s adored because she was the first contestant ever eliminated.
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Bobobo-bobobo-bo-boMar 15, 2026
+10
Adding a little context about “OG Porkchop” after Porkchop’s elimination her name “porkchop” just started to apply as the term for the first girl eliminated each season so there have been many “porkchops” but only one OG Porkchop.
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JaaiiimesMar 15, 2026
+7
Wow they certainly bulked that story out, could have just said: “Porkchop gets the shits, hospital takes opportunity to over treat and charge plenty of money.”
A physical therapist… for what? How to wipe your arse better while shitting water?
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BadtacocatdabMar 15, 2026
+17
You clearly are not in medicine.
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JaaiiimesMar 15, 2026
-8
Nope. I just make uneducated guesses and post them, so we do have that in common.
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VelinnaMar 15, 2026
+6
Probably not an uneducated guess if they read you properly.
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alternatingflanMar 15, 2026
+6
I wonder if that is related to that post-covid allergy to meat we’ve been hearing about.
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GrimaceisbabyMar 15, 2026
+39
Do you mean alpha gal? I thought that’s just from ticks?
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A1sauc3dMar 15, 2026
+24
Yeah I’ve never heard of it from Covid. There’s long Covid, but that does cause meat allergy
Anyways, they got food poisoning and that triggered a bunch of health issues.. Says so right at the beginning of the article
> after an intense internal infection
> The note explained that "shortly after eating the hamburger, he started vomiting, had diarrhea, and was severely dehydrated. [This] lasted 72 hours.
> he was "pumped with antibiotics" .. he was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation (an irregular heartbeat), acute kidney injury, hyponatremia due to an intestinal infection, and hypertension.
So nothing to do with Covid or ticks, just a really REALLY bad burger, apparently.
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GrimaceisbabyMar 15, 2026
+1
A lot of people with long covid get MCAS and can react to different foods and allergens in bad ways but not at the intensity of alpha gal so it’s probably that
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DrunkenGolferMar 15, 2026
+6
I don’t think there is reliable peer-reviewed evidence to suggest this. There is some correlation with MCAS-like symptoms but as much data refuting it as causing it.
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PenPrestigious8842Mar 15, 2026
+1
Plus all the secondary things in that list were caused by the severe dehydration
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mimikyutie6969Mar 15, 2026
+3
Alpha-gal can also trigger MCAS.
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AreteQueenofKeresMar 15, 2026
+1
I've been seeing a LOT of people getting food poisoning after eating fast food burgers lately.
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drunkenstuprMar 15, 2026
+10
Alpha Gal would be a great drag name
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raised_on_robberyMar 15, 2026
+3
Probably E. coli
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RichtofensDuckButterMar 15, 2026
What you're describing doesn't exist
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loyaloneMar 15, 2026
+2
I think any joke placed here would be in bad taste.
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SnooDonuts3878Mar 15, 2026
+3
I’m thinking it wasn’t the hamburger…
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honestdiaryMar 15, 2026
+1
Should of had the pork chop....
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HappyGoElephantMar 15, 2026
+1
What do you think is in the burgers?
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OnesixthShapeMar 16, 2026
+1
This sounds like an snl weekend update headline.
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kindnessoffensiveMar 15, 2026
+1
Was she the one that was also on Botched?
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hashtaglurkingMar 15, 2026
If you're going to culturally appropriate the term, at least use it properly.
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