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News & Current Events Mar 25, 2026 at 5:38 PM

Dude Where's My Car Original Cut

Posted by Maxwe4

I recently re-watched Dude Where's My Car and I noticed some of the jokes were cut out on the bluray version. Specifically at one point Jesse and Chester say about the Keepers Of The Continuum Transfunctioner (something like) "There's those totally gay nordic dudes at 3 o' clock". That entire scene was missing. And when the Jumpsuit Chicks first encounter Jesse and Chester, they originally say something like "We will give you oral pleasure if you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner" and I've seen it edited to either "e***** pleasure" or in the bluray they just cut it out to say "We will give you pleasure". Does anyone know if there is an uncut version of the movie or an original cut anywhere out there that has all the scenes intact?
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PseudoLucian Mar 25, 2026 +369
Sounds like it was an edit for TV broadcast.
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byerss Mar 25, 2026 +70
Bootleg with the TV edit? 
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ActionQuinn Mar 25, 2026 +45
Those can be so weird. I remember ace Ventura the tbs version had scenes that weren’t in the regular movie. Like they traded raunchy scenes for bonus scenes
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ModernistGames Mar 26, 2026 +24
TV edits with additional/alternate footage has been a thing forever.
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DaoFerret Mar 26, 2026 +9
I still remember the extra scene at the end of the broadcast version of Death by Murder with Sherlock Holmes arriving as everyone else is leaving. I’ve heard that scene didn’t appear in theaters, and isn’t usually on the physical copy?
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ucjj2011 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Murder By Death? The spoof of detective films?
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DaoFerret Mar 26, 2026 +1
Dang. Yes. Reversed the title in my head. Thanks for catching that.
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ActionQuinn Mar 26, 2026 +5
Well I want to see that footage in the streaming version. Please
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0xsergy Mar 26, 2026 +1
You can find fan-edits of some films. Found some for the 2nd and 3rd pirates movies on reddit. Look around, if the movie is big enough it'll have a fan edit.
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Rampage_Rick Mar 26, 2026 +1
See the "Ulysses Cut" of Waterworld...
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Nulovka Mar 26, 2026 +8
I was watching Crocodile Dundee on TV once and the whole "Dundee Check" scene at the bar was cut.
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ActionQuinn Mar 26, 2026 +3
Yeah same with ace Ventura a lot of the trans person parts seemed to be minimized
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Salzberger Mar 26, 2026 +1
One of the greatest scenes in Ace is when he's Heinz Getsvelsvet and talking about talking to the dolphin. Imagine my surprise when I found out that hardly anyone even knows that scene because somehow it shows up in the Region 4 DVD release and hardly anywhere else.
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TinyPanda34 Mar 26, 2026 +1
I remember watching Con Air on my TBS or something, and they added a few extra scenes. The John Cusack character had an assistant or something and it is shown that his assistant had some type of crush on him. Independence Day too. There was a side subplot of the crop dusters son having some type of sickness. You still see it in one part of the movie in the RV where they pull over and he pukes. But on the TV broadcast version there's like two or three more scenes where he's sick talking about not being a baby and he doesn't need his medicine and shit It's kind of weird but I guess they probably needed to add more time to the movies for the stuff they cut out.
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bigtotoro Mar 26, 2026 +34
Very typical. When ABC aired Superman the first time in the early 80s they had to add stuff for the 3 hour time s***. This included major FX sequences not in the theater. For years, the ABC bootleg was popular at dork conventions. The Godfather had lots of stuff added in when they showed it over 2 nights.
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Franco_DeMayo Mar 26, 2026 +1
What I consider the definitive cut of Waterworld is one of those. Added in some stuff that was cut for the theatrical release and made a better film for doing so.
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EgotisticalTL Mar 26, 2026 +1
Same with the Wrath of Khan (finally released for home viewing as the director's cut) and Blazing Saddles.
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mmavcanuck Mar 25, 2026 +406
Finally I can watch Dude where’s my car for its phenomenal cinematography and acting, without the juvenile comedy getting in the way.
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steelcityrocker Mar 25, 2026 +147
Wait till you see the Extended Cut with 13 extra minutes of "And Then"
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HeyLookImInterneting Mar 26, 2026 +58
NO AND THEN
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Ihadthat20yearsago Mar 26, 2026 +25
SWEET! What does mine say?
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crushrocker Mar 26, 2026 +25
Dude
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invalidlifeform Mar 26, 2026 +10
Sweet! what does mine say?
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Freakjob_003 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Dude!
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Ken-_-Adams Mar 26, 2026 +1
DUDE! What about mine?
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amilliondallahs Mar 26, 2026 +1
Not something I want to see see. I agree gree!
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DigitalBoy05 Mar 25, 2026 +45
I think regardless of the movie, if you saw it's original theatrical release and can't find that version for purchase or stream it's frustrating. Its bad enough I haven't been able to see Han shoot first since I was a child.
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Flintstone012000 Mar 25, 2026 +41
This is pure hogwash. Han didn’t shoot first, shooting first insinuates there was a second shot 
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DigitalBoy05 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Respect
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who_is_athrun_zala Mar 26, 2026 +1
You’re right, Han didn’t shoot first. He was the only one to shoot
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sanitarypotato Mar 26, 2026 +1
Yeah, it was "han shot" also while I have you here do you know r2d2 and Darth Vader never met in the original trilogy. Apart from that time Darth shot the little droid in the head.
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ON3i11 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Search up "Project 4k77". It blows DeSpEd out of the water in terms of faithful restoration. I still love Harmy's work on DeSpEd, but if you want the exact theatrical cut then Project4k77 is the way to go
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DaoFerret Mar 26, 2026 +1
1) go looking for the “despecialized edition” and you might be able to find what you are looking for. 2) there is significant evidence/speculation that Disney is working on 4K restorations/scans of the original theatrical Star Wars trilogy prints, for the 50th anniversary. https://youtu.be/J29_AcURtyc
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SmellsLikeLemons Mar 26, 2026 +1
If that's true, I would see them again in the cinemas. If there's one tiny bit of post release Lucas shitfuckery, I'm out.
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Richard_U_Pickman Mar 25, 2026 +4
What are you talking abou...MACLUNKY!
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vewfndr Mar 26, 2026 +1
Dude, where's my original cut?
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ripyourlungsdave Mar 26, 2026 +1
As a queer man, I wholeheartedly thank [insert production company] for protecting us queers from the viscous, targeted hate of.. *checks notes*... being comedically associated with s*** Scandinavian men.. I feel safer every day. Ignore the CEOs of their company voting for fascists that actively want us all dead. They took the word "Gay" out of a 20 year old Ashton Kutcher stoner comedy. We're all saved. I loosen my wrist and lisp my tongue in your honor, [Production Company]. You dicks.
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EstusSoup Mar 26, 2026 +2
I’ve always that of it as a modern citizens Kane myself.
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Howeblasta Mar 25, 2026 +113
Read the book, so much better.
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NaiveRepublic Mar 25, 2026 +65
I agree, although I found the parts with Tom Bombadil rather boring.
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True_to_you Mar 26, 2026 +9
It's only one chapter though. 1 30 Page chapter. 
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fuzzy_sphincter Mar 26, 2026 +1
lol I’m reading Fellowship of the Ring rn and was just thinking the same thing the other day. What an odd fellow
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KoburaCape Mar 26, 2026 +1
That being the main criticism of the first movie makes me roll my eyes at most of the rest of the criticism. Mary Sue as hell.
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xMyDixieWreckedx Mar 25, 2026 +10
I can tell you didn't listen to the 10 part radio play.
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freezymcgeezy Mar 26, 2026 +11
I prefer the live action broadway musical with the stunning musical number “no and then”.
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tralfazusmc Mar 25, 2026 +55
Oooh boy my original dvd is gonna be worth so much!
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KEENMACHlNE Mar 25, 2026 +43
And then?
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Daovin Mar 25, 2026 +22
no and then
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thetyler83 Mar 25, 2026 +9
Annnnnnddddd theeeeennnnnnn
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wicker_warrior Mar 25, 2026 +7
I’ll give you $3.50
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Baduke Mar 26, 2026 +4
Don’t go givin that god damn Loch Ness monster no tree fiddy!
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lynch1986 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I gave him a dollar.
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CptAngelo Mar 26, 2026 +1
Im keeping my dvd copy safe lol
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Protolictor Mar 25, 2026 +19
Did you buy it at Walmart? Aren't they known for having specially made censored versions of books and movies?
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Past_Trouble Mar 26, 2026 +1
I distinctly remember buying a Wal-Mart edited (unknown to me until the ride home) version of Curtain Call and the unrated murder-p*** version of Saw 3 at the same time.
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destinyschode Mar 25, 2026 +44
gotta snag it on dvd from a thrift type shop
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Asclepius-Rod Mar 25, 2026 +10
I miss going to pawn shops and getting like 50 movies for $25 and living like a king. Pre-streaming times
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prairieengineer Mar 25, 2026 +4
You can’t?
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0xsergy Mar 26, 2026 +1
I'd say(without going to a local one myself) that the selection is likely way smaller since not many folks buy physical media anymore and those that do buy it to keep. I'd bet there will be some movies but not nearly as many as the olden days.
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thefinalcutdown Mar 26, 2026 +1
I’ve been building a small blu-ray collection recently and you can actually find quite a bit at thrift and pawn shops. Blu-rays are usually pretty limited (though you can often snag some top tier films for $2-5). The DVD collections can be pretty extensive though. They can’t give those things away as quickly as they’re being donated.
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Asclepius-Rod Mar 25, 2026 +3
I don’t have the storage space for thousands of DVDs anymore unfortunately
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Doctor_Badass_ Mar 25, 2026 +18
I had to check to make sure I wasn't crazy. I skimmed through my Blu-ray. The scene about the Nordic dudes was still there. There was no mention of "oral" pleasure which aligns with what I remember from previous watching. They just say e***** pleasure the first time. Maybe you have some weird version on Blu-ray?
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monty_kurns Mar 26, 2026 +5
I feel like the “oral pleasure” line was in cut/extended scenes on the dvd. They very well could have later made another dvd with that stuff added back in for a cash grab, but definitely don’t remember it from the PG-13 version I saw in theaters.
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Porksta Mar 26, 2026 +5
Yes, the oral pleasure line is a deleted scene.  I remember watching the scene and trying to figure out how it was different from the scene in the movie.  Then it dawned on me.
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Hugspeced Mar 26, 2026 +1
Wouldn't surprise me if the "Blu-ray" OP is referring to is a torrented version that could be from another market or something. Not throwing any shade, I've sailed the seas many times, but it would be really weird if they spent any extra effort to recut or ADR a somewhat niche movie after the fact unless it was a compliance/regulatory thing.
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CrocadiaH Mar 25, 2026 +18
The old DVD had a director/ actor narration over the movie. Commentary was better than the movie. They even go for a beer run in the middle.
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Secksualinnuendo Mar 25, 2026 +19
I wonder if you got a weird version from a different market. I recently bought Transformers One on blu ray. Bumblebee has a scene we're he's excited because he has knife hands. The part is in the trailer. But apparently I got a UK version where he says sword hands instead because knife attacks are a touchy subject in UK.
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Island_Maximum Mar 25, 2026 +10
I think it's always been "e***** pleasure" ZOLTAN!
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DigitalBoy05 Mar 25, 2026 +6
Quick! To my Mom's minivan!
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Maxwe4 Mar 25, 2026 +5
Maybe it was the second time the Jumpsuit Chicks encounter them (or when they encounter Jerry O'Connell's brother) but there is a scene in the movie where they say "oral pleasure" and it's edited out. I remember that because it was such a weird thing to edit out when there's already a scene of a blind kid groping a womans breasts, lol.
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RebelJustforClicks Mar 26, 2026 +1
I remember the oral pleasure part as well and I saw the movie on DVD the first time
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secretsinthesuburbs Mar 26, 2026 +9
I named my Traeger Grill “Smokey McPot.”
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starkiller_bass Mar 26, 2026 +3
Not Johnny Meatsmoker?
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MyAngrySpider Mar 26, 2026 +3
It's a breakdancing stripper emergency!
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Paralta Mar 26, 2026 +3
ZOLTAN
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ucjj2011 Mar 26, 2026 +1
The original theatrical version was PG-13. It's possible the first version you saw was an unrated version, especially if you first saw it on DVD.
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Andrius2014 Mar 26, 2026 +1
This is totally off topic, but your post brought back a memory for me. I was still a child when I first saw Dude Wheres My Car on TV. I was watching it and halfway through TV ads started running. By that time in life I was so fed up with being shown so many ads I had a briliant idea - I will try to find to download this movie from some shady t****** website during the ad and maybe it will be faster this way than waiting for the ads to finish... And it worked. The internet was kind of slow, but fast enough to pull this off. The ads were 12 minutes long if I remember correctly, which is a joke compared to TV ads today which are even longer and shown more often. I will always remember this time I beat the advertisement industry.
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Davieashtray Mar 26, 2026 +2
I recently rewatched the movie and my favorite joke was changed. The alien women offer them “oral pleasure” in exchange for the continuum transfunctioner. It always cracked me up when he points at his buddy and says “why don’t you give (changes to point at himself) me oral pleasure, then we’ll give you the continuum transfunctioner and then you can give him oral pleasure. For some reason the words oral pleasure combined with the quickness that she agrees to that deal is way funnier than whatever they changed it to. E***** maybe?
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Maxwe4 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Yeah, the version I watched just cut to "pleasure", cutting out the word oral, which I thought was weird.
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Aeak333 Mar 25, 2026 +4
I had no idea there was a different cut
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cmdrtheymademedo Mar 25, 2026 +7
Movies like this were recut to be less offensive (happens on some streaming services as well ) Some blu rays have the ability to change the version you are watching. Others such as older movies may just be the cut version ( they also may have had a raunchier version that you had to buy instead )
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DigitalBoy05 Mar 25, 2026 +3
Sheeeet Disney of all companies has the balls to air their original content just now with a disclaimer in the beginning.
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cmdrtheymademedo Mar 26, 2026 +2
Yea. Honestly for streaming there is no reason to censor anything They do it because of ad subscriptions (most companies that sell ads don’t like offensive shit ) but Streaming services also shouldn’t have ads so there’s that A good example is YouTube Every curse word has to be censored because of ad companies which is stupid because most of the ads ran on YouTube are p*** sites, fake dating apps and scam ads
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Maxwe4 Mar 25, 2026 +4
I didn't eaither, and I thought I was crazy at first. I even tried searching for the scene on youtube and it doesn't exist there either. I finally found the scene on some weird website by googling it, lol.
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-Reggie-Dunlop- Mar 26, 2026 +2
Never seen the movie. Did he end up finding his car?
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LongerFrogger Mar 26, 2026 +7
I swear they never explain where the car was. It gets towed and then sold at a police auction so they try to steal it from the buyer and get caught. Then it's just back at their house. I'm assuming the aliens brought it back but it's never explained. 
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coffeemonkeypants Mar 26, 2026 +1
The protectors parked their car back at their place as a reward.
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sincewedidthedo Mar 26, 2026 +1
Definitely one of my top guilty pleasure movies!
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_bigeuge_ Mar 26, 2026 +1
Who's the goose?
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skinnyJay Mar 26, 2026 +1
Could they have been deleted scenes or something? No record of that big of a cut between versions per IMDB: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0242423/alternateversions/?tab=cz&ref_=tt_dyk_alt
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Maxwe4 Mar 26, 2026
I don't know what version I watched. I assumed that since it was a newer re-release on bluray that maybe they removed the scenes to be more PC or something. That DVD version with the extended R-rated scenes sounds awesome though.
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BlueFalcon02 Mar 26, 2026 +1
In my DVD collection!
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BronzeAgeNerd Mar 26, 2026 +1
You had me wondering from the post title if the original script (or at least concept of the movie) had a cut out there. Originally the story was much more overtly a stoner comedy, which I'm sure will surprise no one, and it was apparently tamed down by a massive amount. I always wondered what the original version would have been like.
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Maxwe4 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Yeah, I would love to see the original "rated R" version that the movie started as.
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Lee_Townage Mar 26, 2026 +1
Does the blu ray not already have options for the deleted scenes and what not? That’s kinda lame
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vlvlv Mar 25, 2026 +1
thats some 1984 shit
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chespiotta Mar 25, 2026 +1
Didn’t know there was another cut
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MightyKrakyn Mar 26, 2026 +1
As we all know, the movie is completely ruined with these scenes removed
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Jazzlike_Pickle4920 Mar 25, 2026 +1
And then?
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onemanwolfpack21 Mar 25, 2026 +4
No and then
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