It's ok for US to trade with China, but other countries like Canada can't. Trump is such a hypocrite.
3080
reflect25May 12, 2026
+690
lol i do find it pretty funny that usa is trying to force canada, mexico, eu etc.... countries to stop trading with china. While simultaneously basically the top fortune 500 ceos are flying to china.
690
EmbarrassedCockRingMay 12, 2026
+282
Trump is being summoned, the CEOs are in it for the opportunity, and the US will be more fucked either way it goes.
282
dimizarMay 12, 2026
+72
They finally gonna replace Trump with a Terracotta clone.
72
BendicantMiasMay 12, 2026
+38
That would be an upgrade!
38
GyarydosMay 12, 2026
+5
It’s a more natural color than orange that’s for sure
5
JaambieeMay 12, 2026
+14
The clay probably has a higher IQ and smells less
14
Ray_of_glumshineMay 12, 2026
+2
The found the perfect orange clay mix?
2
DrkocktapusMay 12, 2026
+2
Probably had to draw a pentagram in blood to get him on that plane.
2
VietzombMay 12, 2026
+23
It’s okay, we don’t really take the US that seriously anymore anyways.
23
SuzyCreamcheeziesMay 12, 2026
+186
We’re doing it anyways. Trump can get bent.
186
pokerafMay 12, 2026
+35
At least he’s shitting involuntarily and his boot lickers have to also double as bum sniffers.
35
space_prostituteMay 12, 2026
+4
Karoline has been carrying those wet wipes for a lot longer than she's had a baby.
4
TuckerCarlsonsOhfaceMay 12, 2026
+55
Without double standards republicans wouldn’t have any standards at all.
55
p-d-ballMay 12, 2026
+8
Your name . . . the nightmares it carries!
8
manacharMay 12, 2026
+47
Trump, like all conservatives are not hypocrites. No, they are liars without any principles beyond selfishness.
They know they cannot say “heads I win, tails you lose” or “everything exists for my profit” so they come up with a never ending parade of talking points that will constantly shift in any way that benefits conservatives.
Freedom of religion, but only if you’re the right kind of Christian.
Freedom to do what you want unless it’s abortion or anything trans.
47
asoapMay 12, 2026
+16
It's ok. China will own baseball and football afterwards.
16
Plastic-Fox0293May 12, 2026
+12
China is the new world leader for so many reasons.
Americas future depends on maintaining good relations with them now. We destroyed our scientific apparatus so we are gonna need to piggy back off of theirs for the rest of the century.
But they took the lead anyway so... I guess whatever.. Saves us some money.
12
victhebutcher2020May 12, 2026
+5
Don't forget pedophile and rapist
5
yoortyyoMay 12, 2026
+4
Also China is evil and scary politically but perfectly perfect to keep making the worlds stuff.
I can trade trillions peacefully with these folks but also I shouldn’t trust or work with them. So why did we give them trillions of dollars a year to build up?!?!?
Covefe !
4
TheRealMrChipsMay 11, 2026
+775
Then why is Jensen Huang (Nvidia) on the adjoining photo? He's not in that group at all. LOL
775
CloudieRaineMay 12, 2026
+82
The article is so weird, says Huang not invited because White House focusing on agriculture and aviation.
But the list has Micron and Qualcomm, no difference than Nvidia.
I think Asian CEO are not invited, this is a MAGA trip.
82
dbxpMay 12, 2026
+13
Maybe he and Lisa declined since they're Taiwanese
13
TheRealMrChipsMay 11, 2026
+155
Oh, I see...it's because he's the one guy with a brain that decided to nope-out of the trip.
155
Sevastous-of-CariaMay 12, 2026
+78
The same guy that attended Trumps Ball to get concessions? The one thats ready to sell a part of his soul to palantir?
78
SkrivusMay 12, 2026
+41
I dunno if that's it. He had a meltdown in the interview with Dwarkesh Patel when questioned about the security issues of selling his chips to China.
41
shittyaltpornaccountMay 12, 2026
+11
One of the few times I actually saw a crash out of a answer in response to Dwarkesh, a lot of his interviews are just softball after softball.
11
RevolutionaryGold325May 12, 2026
+12
Nvidia needs to change the policies in USA.
Tesla, Apple and Boeing needs to change the policies in China.
12
RevolutionaryGold325May 12, 2026
+3
Jensen should sent a message to Xi Jinping to make a deal with Nvidia in exchange for Tesla+Apple+Boeing.
3
BendicantMiasMay 12, 2026
+2
Nvidia needs to change policies in China too, as they've already chosen to shun it even if the US were to allow Nvidia to export there - [https://techcrunch.com/2025/09/17/china-tells-its-tech-companies-they-cant-buy-ai-chips-from-nvidia/](https://techcrunch.com/2025/09/17/china-tells-its-tech-companies-they-cant-buy-ai-chips-from-nvidia/)
2
Flat-Adhesiveness317May 11, 2026
+38
Cause he asians? 🤷 LOL at whatever algorithm they used for these link.
38
rollinrobMay 12, 2026
+7
Doesn't he have earnings the week that Trump is going to China?
7
okachobiiMay 12, 2026
+4
He's the designated survivor.
4
Chrono_PregenesisMay 12, 2026
+5
Cause that was the first "Asian tech bro" image that came up
5
Jansen__May 11, 2026
+360
Lmao fuckin megacorps deciding on the future of the american people when they werent even voted in
360
QuasiNoModoMay 12, 2026
+139
It’s the wet dream that republicans dream of.
139
I_am_BrokenCogMay 12, 2026
+40
well, see, unlike how the democrats dreamed of solving the climate crises for forty years, and dreamed about sensible healthcare and yada yada yada ...
the GOP didn't spend any of that time dreaming.
They started with the easily manipulated "pro life" crowd and increasingly convinced their voting base into turning away from logic, reason and facts and instead slurp on emotions, religion and delusions of becoming rich ... because not taxing wealthy people magically lets their money trickle down into the poors' pockets, I guess?
The result is that they have a voting base which supports Corporate Person-hood, Citizens United the Patriot Act and believes everyone other than trumpff is out to get them.
40
JackedUpReadyToGoMay 12, 2026
+19
Really shows how thoroughly the billionaires and corporations have hollowed out our government and turned it into a tool for enriching themselves even further.
“How Capitalism Works”
1. Capitalism concentrates wealth into a few rich pockets.
2. The rich use that wealth to corrupt the government.
3. The government rewards the rich with even more money and fewer regulations.
4. See Step 1.
19
NecroCannonMay 12, 2026
+9
They voted themselves in by stealing our wealth and making the government proud
Yet… silence
9
Fitz911May 12, 2026
+10
What are you talking about? Americans voted them in. That's why we all told you to go vote in 24.
The rules were clear. Elect the woman with her crazy laugh who will start a war. Or elect the stable genius that would avoid any war.
Americans made their choice. They voted pro pedophile. Now live with it. Imagine you had to hear her laugh every day. What's worse?
Edit: since it's for Americans: there might be sarcasm in my text. Just for the slow...
10
Sheepherder8537May 12, 2026
+105
So tired of including random billionaires in political affairs. This shit should be unequivocally illegal from top to bottom. Dude is literally taking oligarchs with him on his field trip.
105
CalculonxMay 12, 2026
+21
If Russia did this, Americans would be pointing and laughing how corrupt Putin is and their country is so corrupt.
So... What stocks would go up if they worked out a deal that let China take over Taiwan but maintain status quo for chip production and delivery?
21
BeenDragonnMay 12, 2026
+3
Elon and Cook paid good money to be shadow president
3
GirthyGeoduckMay 11, 2026
+628
Hopefully they don’t return…
628
vand3lay1ndustriesMay 12, 2026
+131
The delegation list:
Tim Cook of Apple
Larry Fink of BlackRock
Stephen Schwarzman of Blackstone
Kelly Ortberg of Boeing
Brian Sikes of Cargill
Jane Fraser of Citi
Jim Anderson of Coherent
Larry Culp of GE Aerospace
David Solomon of Goldman Sachs
Jacob Thaysen of Illumina
Michael Miebach of Mastercard
Dina Powell McCormick of Meta
Sanjay Mehrotra of Micron
Cristiano Amon of Qualcomm
Elon Musk of Tesla
Ryan McInerney of Visa
131
ZAlternatesMay 12, 2026
+203
We sending Corporate CEOs to represent government “diplomacy”.
203
pabodieMay 12, 2026
+40
It’s just Trump trying to show that he has some pull, some friends and a network. Just another pathetic one dimensional checker move. Like a nerd inviting the football team to his birthday party.
40
i_am_13th_panicMay 12, 2026
+9
these are all the companies that China can and have replaced for domestic customers and these fellows are going to try and get market share back. I doubt they will be successful.
9
whyuhavtobemadMay 12, 2026
+21
The transparency is refreshing
21
ZAlternatesMay 12, 2026
+26
Not really.
It means they know there will be no repercussions.
26
eypandabearMay 12, 2026
+8
It is not unusual for industry reps to participate in a diplomatic mission if that mission is focused on trade negotiations. At least my country (Germany) does this all the time.
What is worrying is that these reps are some of the richest people on the planet. Elon Musk may be on the list as “CEO of Tesla” but he is first and foremost Elon Musk.
8
Adventurous-Zombie-1May 12, 2026
+30
What, no Oracle? Larry must be at a different meeting of evil corporations that week.
30
ZAlternatesMay 12, 2026
+3
He will be listening…
3
GirthyGeoduckMay 12, 2026
+92
Well, if you ever wanted to know who the real deep state is - now we know.
92
TonySuMay 12, 2026
+10
There is no deep state, if there were they would have long replaced their puppet for one without dementia. This is Trump trying to compensate for his trash deal making ability. I guarantee you that we’re going to see a room full of Chinese officials and US execs watch Trump ramble about the ballroom and/or Biden.
10
YakResident_3069May 12, 2026
+30
Between these companies and china, I'm rooting for China.
30
SislarMay 12, 2026
+58
The party of small goverment
58
MedallicatMay 12, 2026
+11
Fascism 101
11
MrDerpGentlyMay 12, 2026
+2
That government does sound like a small party, now that you mention it.
2
ThaiJohnnyDeppMay 12, 2026
+11
Seriously all of them in one place???
11
vand3lay1ndustriesMay 12, 2026
+16
They’re flying on a plane made by Boeing, so there’s a 50/50 chance that they make it.
16
mothtoalampMay 12, 2026
+6
The bus factor on that flight is something else. Regardless of if you'd actually like to see that factor take place, putting the factor so high is a sign of serious incompetence.
6
AlterWanabeeMay 12, 2026
+19
Damn, if Satan wants to save time dragging people to hell, he can just target this airplane and get 17 people in one go.
19
rizorithMay 12, 2026
+9
Ahh I see so he's taking his cabinet
9
SetPhasersToFuckUpMay 12, 2026
+26
This is totally normal.
26
Ragor005May 12, 2026
+7
Damn, the whole epstein avengers
7
vand3lay1ndustriesMay 12, 2026
+3
This one made me lol
3
paulerxxMay 12, 2026
+6
USA is just another Oligarchy, Citizen United made this obvious
6
SkrivusMay 12, 2026
+3
Going to meet to get their bribes & concessions to carve up Taiwan. Bribes being the price China pays to get the US to stand by while China invades.
3
Top-Horse2204May 12, 2026
+3
Tim Apple! Great guy!
3
Rich_Housing971May 12, 2026
+3
lmao the only non-white person who's going is the most white-passing Indian I've ever seen, and he's only going because it's Micron.
No Satya Nadella, no Lip-Bu Tan, no Jensen Huang.
Also, does Trump really think Xi Jinping has time to talk to ALL those people? Xi's gonna have some tea with Tim Cook and MAYBE Elon Musk. Why the f*** would he even care about US financial institutions?
3
imaginary_num6erMay 12, 2026
+2
Glad the CEO of Amex is not going
2
AltaredboyMay 12, 2026
+2
Would be awesome if they were all on the same plane
2
dandanuaMay 12, 2026
+2
The real USA government
2
AspectSpiritual9143May 12, 2026
+2
Tim Apple, On-flight Cook
2
DieAnotherDayAgainMay 11, 2026
+326
It's a Boeing, so an engine or four could fall off.
326
GeneralDumbtomicsMay 11, 2026
+251
Dear God, if you ever wanted to prove that you exist and love us...
251
todddepriMay 12, 2026
+74
Omg can you imagine. I would open champagne.
74
TheSoCalledExpertMay 12, 2026
+44
The expensive bottle
44
applehead1776May 12, 2026
+27
The comically large bottle
27
dominantspeciesMay 12, 2026
+16
I’ll build a f****** church
16
SemiHemiDemiDumbMay 12, 2026
+33
I'm willing to end 5 months of sobriety to celebrate
33
Parametric_Or_TreatMay 12, 2026
+13
I’m out for 2026 too. With one possible exception.
13
CallmeChapybaraMay 12, 2026
+5
I would take a week off tbh😅😅😅
5
TuckerCarlsonsOhfaceMay 12, 2026
+14
I would become religious
14
Local_PhenomenonMay 12, 2026
+2
I'm praying for a Cadillac, also good news for once 👍
2
Cosmic_ShipwrightMay 12, 2026
+21
Reminder that scumbag Boeing tried to get the court to block pain and suffering charges in their crash lawsuit by arguing that the passengers felt no pain in the crash since they passed instantaneously.
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/05/31/business/judge-rejects-boeing-pain-suffering-argument/index.html
21
smellybuttcheeeksMay 12, 2026
+35
Musk cooks for Apple and is also the CEO for Boeing?
35
GenericUsername2056May 12, 2026
+15
Not sure why Apple's sending a cook. Wouldn't someone from management be a better fit for such a trip? They should ask Tim Apple.
15
Monterey-JackMay 12, 2026
+5
Yeah, what a terrible title.
5
DKDamianMay 12, 2026
+33
Really appreciate how out in the open the connection between politics and business is. Good job everyone you did it question mark.
33
[deleted]May 11, 2026
+133
[removed]
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SerpentongueMay 12, 2026
+54
Babysitters, so he doesn’t f*** them over
54
FTwoMay 12, 2026
+4
Are they bringing golden pacifiers?
4
Nero92May 12, 2026
+14
Going to laugh when Trump returns and tries to spin a win. China's probably going to slap them all down.
14
Rich_Housing971May 12, 2026
+2
Please God, let China accuse them of being spies and detain them indefinitely it will be so f****** funny, the rest of the world wouldn't even care because it would be so funny.
2
aztech101May 11, 2026
+79
I like the slowly decreasing familiarity in the title. Full name, company and last name, company.
79
Defiant-Peace-493May 11, 2026
+16
Kelly Ortberg, apparently, is the CEO of Boeing. Musk, on the other hand, is the CEO of enough companies you'd think it would be a full-time job.
16
Moral-RelativityMay 12, 2026
+6
They should all be referred to like Tim Apple. Elon Tesla, Kelly Boeing etc.
6
Routine_Bit_8184May 12, 2026
+22
Musk is one of those guys that works for an hour at 9:00am then goes to the gym (well not elon) and lunch and other activities for the rest of the day, then cranks out a few rage emails at 9:00pm getting super angry about something he doesn't understand because he isn't actually paying attention to what goes on and says he worked 12 hours that day and that it is everybody else who is slacking off. Then he goes back to generating fantasy p*** and complimenting himself on his own website.
22
whapitah2021May 12, 2026
+8
Did you mean trump?
8
hotDamQcMay 12, 2026
+28
China has a sweet new law against pedophiles. Hope they start using it now.
28
Informal_Process2238May 12, 2026
+5
But the system !
5
ChimvapeMay 12, 2026
+46
Pure corruption just out in the open. What the f*** have we become.
46
7thAndGreenhillMay 11, 2026
+121
Just need one Simple Twist of Fate...
121
Flash_ina_panMay 11, 2026
+29
We've all collectively rolled a series of nat 1s on the accountability checks recently. I don't forsee a nat 20 on this one
29
-SaCMay 12, 2026
+6
"That just means I'm due a nat20!"
~ my players
6
ReadybreakMay 12, 2026
+7
They will probably all take their own private jets.
7
Xenolith666May 12, 2026
+16
Trump is basically going to sell Taiwan out as long as China doesn’t disrupt the chip manufacturing of Apple and Boeing..
16
MasChingonNoHayMay 12, 2026
+13
Government is the only thing that can protect us from corporate Greed and abuse. They are supposed to work for us. This government is compromised
13
TheRealNicCageMay 12, 2026
+11
China has the opportunity to do the world a great service
11
Ok_Replacement4702May 11, 2026
+38
Thoughts and prayers
**for a multiple bird strike**
38
gothicsharkMay 12, 2026
+9
wouldn't it be funny if they were all on the same airplane and it crashed in the Pacific.
9
AnyEmployment4054May 12, 2026
+2
Yeah not one tear would be shed. On the other hand they all probably taking their own private jets.
2
MerkenfighterMay 12, 2026
+20
The Chinese delegation will eat these idiots for breakfast.
20
MRSHELBYPLZMay 12, 2026
+7
Why the CEO of Nvidia on the picture and he’s not involved in this at all?
7
Darth_AnnoyingMay 11, 2026
+13
Can we just leave them there?
13
ElonMusksQueefMay 12, 2026
+7
I would f****** love if China did one of their random drug tests on Musk as he enters the country. Please, please, please.
7
Shanbo88May 12, 2026
+6
Why does Elon Musk get both names, Time Cook get one and the Boeing CEO get none?
6
redsterXVIMay 12, 2026
+7
I think you misread the title, because what it actually says is that Elon Musk is both the cook of Apple and the CEO of Boeing
7
Shanbo88May 12, 2026
+2
Damn man that's way funnier 😂
2
Mysterious-Prompt212May 12, 2026
+5
If only there was a Trans Pacific Partnership or something. Oh that's right Tramp shit all over it.
5
KateEatsWorldMay 12, 2026
+3
Will they all be able to fit in the clown car?
3
GetThisManAUsernameMay 12, 2026
+2
Maybe if we told them there were children in there.
2
Spacepickle89May 12, 2026
+13
Can China keep them?
13
nfsternMay 12, 2026
+7
Send them to a cultural reeducation camp.
7
CottonjawMay 12, 2026
+10
China... baby.. hey how ya doin love ya food, do me a favor.. lock them up. It would be hilarious.
10
icestationlemurMay 12, 2026
+4
Hope they're on a 737 max
4
PracticalDistrict237May 12, 2026
+5
Trump’s bringing his posse of crutches because he’s a royal p*ssy and knows he’s totally outmatched vs. Xi if it’s just one on one. Let me guess… he’ll depart China saying China will now buy $10 Trillion of corn and soybeans from American farmers. Blah..blah..blah…bullsh*t.
5
OrposerMay 12, 2026
+4
Let's piss off everyone and tell them what to do. Then go beg them to trade with us! This 5D chess from a man who shits himself.
4
reflect25May 12, 2026
+4
>Elon Musk, Apple's (AAPL.O), opens new tab Tim Cook, GE Aerospace's Larry Culp and Boeing's (BA.N), opens new tab Kelly Ortberg will join U.S. President Donald Trump on his visit to China this week, a White House official told Reuters.
Others taking part include Meta's Dina Powell McCormick, BlackRock's Larry Fink, Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, Micron's Sanjay Mehrotra, Mastercard's Michael Miebach, Qualcomm's Cristiano Amon and Visa's Ryan McInerney, the official said. Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins was invited by the White House to join the China trip but was unable to attend as the company's earnings will be released this week, a company spokesperson said.
(my assumptions after the comma)
* Tesla, Elon Musk: for the Tesla giga factory, and probably the Full self driving enablement
* Apple, Tim Cook: for the iphone factories of course
* ge Aerospace Larry Culp :for the GE engines for the plane order
* Boeing Kelly Ortberg: for the 500 Boeing plane order
* Black rock ,Larry Fink: probably for panama port deal, and general investment into china's financial sector
* Meta Dina, Powell McCormick: mhmm maybe because of the Manus deal?
* Stephen Schwarzman blackstone: also just investment into china's financial sector
* Sanjay Mehrota micron, probably for the existing xi'an memory factories
* Mastercard's Michael Miebach, Visa's Ryan McInerney: I assume for more credit card opportunities in china?
* Qualcomm's Cristiano Amon: for the 5g chips for EV cars and for phones
Honestly biggest shock is that Micron's Sanjay Mehrotra is going when he is openly calling for china's DUV machines to be shutdown (he's pushing for the match act)
4
LootthatbodyMay 12, 2026
+4
Ok, as soon as they leave, we change the locks, turn off the lights, and pretend we aren’t home.
4
Have_A_Jelly_BabyMay 12, 2026
+4
Cool.
They should stay there.
4
sunnyspidersMay 12, 2026
+4
Well wouldn’t THAT be a shame.
Everyone on one plane seems like a risk.
4
joxx67May 12, 2026
+4
I sure hope their plane doesn’t crash, that would be just awful!!
4
7th_SimMay 12, 2026
+5
Oh look, it's the oligarchs who run the US bringing their demented puppet to China. While he makes the US a laughing stock, they'll be trying to keep Chinese tech out of our hands.
5
Ltsmash99May 11, 2026
+7
Nazi Muffin, Tim Apple and a Pedo walk into a bar.
7
Sad-Corner-9972May 12, 2026
+3
You’re face to face with the men who sold the world 🎶
3
Aggressive-Fail4612May 12, 2026
+3
US is a corporation with a garbage CEO
3
CodeMonkeyPhotoMay 12, 2026
+3
Its not Apple's Cook, it's Tim Apple.
3
susanrezMay 12, 2026
+3
China is about to become the new world superpower, all because these tech bros thought they could do a soft takeover of the U.S. government by buying all the politicians.
They’ve f\*cked themselves and all of us by putting the Epstein class in charge of America.
I hope it’s an endless humiliation, parading their snoozing, dementia riddled, pdf president in front of the Chinese government for the next two days while they beg for Xi to end the Iran war and give them access to rare earth minerals.
3
Confused_Nun3849May 12, 2026
+3
So why am I looking at a picture of Jensen Huang?
3
saurus-REXiconMay 11, 2026
+5
It’s cause Donnie is so f****** dumb he thinks that bringing these two will make him seem Intelligent. “Cuz wich people is smawt.”
5
GoodIdea321May 12, 2026
+2
It's more like he wants to show how subservient those CEOs are, because his ego cannot handle anything else.
2
goalsforscholesMay 12, 2026
+6
Hopefully they take a Boeing plane and it crashes
6
oatmeal28May 12, 2026
+2
The United CEOs of America
2
lidsville76May 12, 2026
+2
Can they just not come back?
2
PottopherMay 12, 2026
+2
As soon as they leave let's change the locks!
2
Sargent_Duck85May 12, 2026
+2
I hope China tells them all to get bent.
It’s weird, but this past year have seen me cheering for Iran and China. And they’re NOT the good guys.
2
Mysterious-Form5860May 12, 2026
+2
A little business trip?
2
nhpipMay 12, 2026
+2
Can we ask China to keep them?
2
MedialunchMay 12, 2026
+2
Begging China to slow down
2
Chicagoj1563May 12, 2026
+2
Whatever he’s doing, it’s likely related to making him money or doing something malicious to citizens.
2
VertualMay 12, 2026
+2
Don't come back now, ya hear?
2
craignumPIMay 12, 2026
+2
Cause they were totally voted in..just like Trum.....oh wait. China is laughing
2
Striking-Still-1742May 12, 2026
+2
This list is essentially a collection of Trump’s election + donor interests. In the short term, energy, agriculture, aviation, and traditional manufacturing—old interests—take priority. The recent hype about a Sino-US deal to restrict AI appears to be a rumor; even if discussed, it would likely be a trivial issue.
The Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, and Secretary of Defense are absent from the delegation. As a result, there is still no possibility of negotiations on the Taiwan issue, meaning this round of talks will only bring short-term economic détente. Clearly, Trump needs to boost confidence among interest groups.
In summary, this visit is unlikely to yield exceedingly unexpected breakthroughs, and any agreements reached will face a high risk of reversal. It is a visit of limited significance.
2
Mike-SBAMay 12, 2026
+2
Lots of sweet deals to negotiate while Trump gets bamboozled by XI !
2
b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFhMay 12, 2026
+2
I can see why Cook is going. Apple is doing business in the country, but Musk? It's not like Tesla is ever going to mean much in China. Maybe he's looking to strike up a import deal on Ketamine precursors, or he's just there to keep El Presidente in a good mood. On his knees.
2
Moral-RelativityMay 12, 2026
+2
Why use picture of John Nvidia when article specifically says he's "not in attendance?"
2
AlissinarrMay 12, 2026
+2
Please tell me the plane is a Boeing (boing, boing)
2
fistofthefutureMay 12, 2026
+2
The is why Apple is getting a new CEO, it’s not because Cook is retiring. Apple needs someone that can get their hands dirty, for none of the blowback in the press.
Keep saying “Apples Cook”.
2
alarminglyslowmindMay 12, 2026
+2
It's gonna be a hoot.
2
BorntoBombMay 12, 2026
+2
Oddly, jensen huang not going.
And thats a statement.
Who else isnt going? Hock Tan
2
EatpineapplerightnowMay 12, 2026
+2
Keep them!
2
octopus86sgMay 12, 2026
+2
Hope china just ignore and give trump a middle finger
2
I-sedditMay 12, 2026
+2
Could they please be forced to take a Spirit airplane, made by Boeing?
Just asking.
2
HoneyBadger552May 12, 2026
+2
hat in hand
2
TheHersheyMunchMay 12, 2026
+2
how does one cook an apple?
2
riztazzMay 12, 2026
+2
The title reads like a south park episode
2
okram2kMay 12, 2026
+2
love the title, Everyone knows who Musk is, Cook might get some recognition but best to include he's the CEO of apple and not many care who the CEO of Boeing is.
2
DonkeyTron42May 12, 2026
+2
Hope they enjoy the aroma.
2
spoonballoon13May 12, 2026
+2
they’re going to try and make a deal to enslave all of humanity.
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KnephMay 11, 2026
+3
Stay there
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Cold_Specialist_3656May 12, 2026
+4
Good to see unelected oligarchs running US foreign policy. Might as well get them a room in the White House too
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SingleHitBoxMay 11, 2026
+2
Trump showing his hand and cards.
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Holly_GoloudlyMay 11, 2026
+2
The common denominator being rare earth minerals
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Wonderful_Confusion4May 11, 2026
+2
Maybe they should all fly together to save on fuel, maybe the CEO of Boeing can provide a 737 Max 8 to fly there. 🤔
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Extension_Pin_6359May 12, 2026
+2
I thought I couldn’t lose more respect for Tim Cook re: Trump.
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theillustratedlifeMay 12, 2026
+2
It's not a surprise. Government relations was specifically called out as one of his responsibilities as executive chairman.
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New-Anybody-6206May 11, 2026
+2
Do they promise to stay?
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jolecore204May 12, 2026
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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Overall_Curve6725May 12, 2026
+1
Trump is a coward and needs other to hold his hand…. and change his diapers
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Jerminkus_SilverbeefMay 12, 2026
+1
The Boing! CEO hopes to learn how to value engineers over profits at all costs (the costs are multiple human lives). I can see in to the future. He won’t learn shit about that!
1
RhoeriMay 12, 2026
+1
Birds of a feather fly together.
1
DimSumFanMay 12, 2026
+1
I'll be playing Don McLean
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GlitteringLychee803May 12, 2026
+1
So China is going to get rid of all the pedos for us?
1
bass248May 12, 2026
+1
Don't you mean Tim Apple? Also did Boeings CEO rename himself CEO?
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