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JohnVanVenker Apr 1, 2026 +232

The Republican Party is full of draft-dodgers and chicken-hawks. And Lindsay Graham, who sashays around Disneyland with a bubble gun.

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TooOldForThis--- Apr 1, 2026 +58

And then there’s the Noems…

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faulternative Apr 1, 2026 +69

One slays puppies, the other slays the *stage*, girlfriend.

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cheffartsonurfood Apr 1, 2026 +16

Hubby wears less makeup fully dressed than the puppy killer.

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GinAndDumbBitchJuice Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yeah, he ate, but the uneven nipnops left crumbs.

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InnocentPrimeMate Apr 1, 2026 +9

The underwear Noems?

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Apprehensive_Error36 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Step 3, prophet!!

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Hot_Welcome_Pants Apr 1, 2026 +1

Honestly, her husband has a great set of cans.

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besleysfw Apr 1, 2026 +10

Just taking his little ladybugs out for a walk.

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Atomicsciencegal Apr 1, 2026 +10

Please - if this comment doesnt make sense to you, DO NOT GOOGLE IT. Stay innocent.

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The_Lapsed_Pacifist Apr 1, 2026 +5

For everyone reading this comment she is not overstating matters. You do NOT want to know, if you do you will be reminded constantly and that is something that will actively make your life worse.

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Atomicsciencegal Apr 1, 2026 +1

Some things you can’t unknow.

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Signal_Fondant_2732 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I have held off researching this, and while I am curious, I just have a feeling this is something I should trust 😅

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Fun_Western164 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Yikes, I just found this out yesterday, luckily without googling it 😦

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Porunga23 Apr 1, 2026 +5

I wish people would stop bringing that up. My brain keeps trying to suppress and forget that information, and then someone brings it up again and then I have my internal voice going “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” nonstop for the next week. I’m so tired of having screaming in my head constantly… please bring back the silence.

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TheBelicia Apr 1, 2026 +1

Bubble wand\* Don't want to give him an inch in trying to spin it.

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Fast-Damage2298 Apr 1, 2026 +501

Rob found a c**** hack to get his name in the news, which is something he never accomplished as an actor.

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Etzell Apr 1, 2026 +109

Rob Schneider definitely accomplished being a c**** hack as an actor.

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IowaJL Apr 1, 2026 +1

I will never forgive Adam Sandler for lifting up this wiener.

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True_Pirate Apr 1, 2026 +1

I’ll never forgive audiences for lifting up Adam Sandler

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ButterMyPancakesPlz Apr 1, 2026 +40

Seriously and this post shows it's working. Would we really have a post on here today if he behaved and just did some bland comedy. I'm not sure why we continue to provide a platform for the worst

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Terrible_Tell3115 Apr 1, 2026 +2

The Irish star, r/entertainment, and others keep making sure he's relevant.

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Pendraconica Apr 1, 2026 +29

When you realize that a fundamental aspect of human psychology revolves around a desperate need for attention, amd when you cant get positive attention, negative attention works just fine, maga makes a lot more sense.

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Imapatriothurrrdurrr Apr 1, 2026 +9

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

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United_Efficiency330 Apr 1, 2026 +5

"There's a sucker born every minute."

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Imapatriothurrrdurrr Apr 1, 2026 +7

Every 30 seconds in the US.

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SplitSecondImmortal Apr 1, 2026 +4

The late Hulk Hogan, Stallone, Jamie Kennedy and Russell Brand all fit in with this

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jmizzle2022 Apr 1, 2026 +3

Awww didn't know about Jamie Kennedy, makes sense tho

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Illustrious-Egg5565 Apr 1, 2026 +9

The only way anyone is going to hear about him is if he says something stupid that’s political in nature or if Adam Sandler gives him another job

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SplitSecondImmortal Apr 1, 2026 +5

Makes me wonder about Sandler when he considers someone like Schneider a longtime close friend.

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Consistent_Heat_9201 Apr 1, 2026 +6

He was a true dud from the beginning.

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Captain_Eaglefort Apr 1, 2026 +5

Adam Sandler isn’t making any movies right now, so Schneider has nothing but time on his hands.

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satanssweatycheeks Apr 1, 2026 +1

Adam Sandler has a movie coming out soon on Netflix.

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Equal-Veterinarian11 Apr 1, 2026 +3

If it wasn’t for Sandler he probably wouldn’t have acted in the last 20 years

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FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs Apr 1, 2026 +2

Haha. You said c**** hack.

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Hour-Confection-9273 Apr 1, 2026 +1

*REAL celebrities hate this ONE SIMPLE TRICK..*

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mojo-jojo-was-framed Apr 1, 2026 +1

You must not have seen “The Stapler” or “A Carrot”. Classic cinema

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EffectiveDandy Apr 1, 2026 +1

He couldn't do it.

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wavelines Apr 1, 2026 +1

Rob Schneider is ... "A C**** Hack"! Coming to Pure Flix this summer!

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Kingbeef66 Apr 1, 2026 +243

What a chicken hawk. That douchebag also bragged about no war with Iran under Trump on his past tweets.

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rigertplakento Apr 1, 2026 +51

Paid mouthpiece.

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CheapWeight8403 Apr 1, 2026 +27

With how he dresses you know he's not getting paid enough.

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AsherTheFrost Apr 1, 2026 +12

Not paid yet, still desperate for someone to care enough to cut him a check.

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PigglyWigglyDeluxe Apr 1, 2026 +3

There is always a tweet

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Important_Power_2148 Apr 1, 2026 +1

D***** Bigelow?

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IrishStarUS Apr 1, 2026 +159

Schneider, who has never served in the military himself, continued, "Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our nation's young people.

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curseAgain Apr 1, 2026 +40

Send him first. His career is a bomb that could be dropped from an airplane.

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DrThunderbolt Apr 1, 2026 +6

I think showing his movies would violate the Geneva convention's rules about torture.

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NthDegreeThoughts Apr 1, 2026 +8

Typical MAGA. I’m for something that is bad for loads of people, but doesn’t impact me. Do your part people who are not me ! Whatta d*****.

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alexbruns Apr 1, 2026 +127

Rob is such a turbo f****** loser

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myotherbike Apr 1, 2026 +16

Thank you. ‘Turbo loser’ has now entered my vocabulary, kind stranger. Rob is, indeed a turbo loser. Turbo. F******. Loser.

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alexbruns Apr 1, 2026 +7

Hell yeah lol

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TheThatNeverWas Apr 1, 2026 +37

I wish Norm Macdonald was still alive. He’d bring Robbie down a few notches with one sentence.

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JayneT70 Apr 1, 2026 +93

Adam Sandler needs to dump his ass

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Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 1, 2026 +66

I don’t know how to tell you this…

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CheapWeight8403 Apr 1, 2026 +66

Squibbly Dibbly doooooooo! Adam Sandler is a magachud! Ragadagadooga doh!! (that's my best Sandler in writing.)

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mostlygroovy Apr 1, 2026 +14

Well done

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CheapWeight8403 Apr 1, 2026 +10

OPERA MAN - BYE-AH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SilentJ87 Apr 1, 2026 +56

Their political views likely aren’t that far off from each other. The difference is Adam Sandler chooses to not share those views publicly to preserve the broad appeal of his brand.

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CheapWeight8403 Apr 1, 2026 +11

I'm glad I have never paid to see one of his movies.

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cazber Apr 1, 2026 -11

I have always hated Adam Sandler, and i never knew why, there is just something off about him.

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United_Efficiency330 Apr 1, 2026 +31

You do realize Adam Sandler is a VERY long time h******* Republican, don't you? And to those downvoting me, I'm a VERY h******* Democrat and have been my entire adult life. I take ZERO glee in pointing out that information regarding Mr Sandler. Facts are facts though.

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Elegant_Struggle_281 Apr 1, 2026 +13

He’s very rich

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United_Efficiency330 Apr 1, 2026 +10

So are a LOT of celebrities.

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WarmMelonWithAHole Apr 1, 2026 +4

I mean he’s republican, but what has he done that pushes him into h******* republican?

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United_Efficiency330 Apr 1, 2026 +4

He's been a major backer of Republican politicians for decades. Including the Orange Guy. He simply downplays it though because he is all too aware that much of his audience are Democrats.

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Bubuhbuh Apr 1, 2026 +14

I hope you realize that Adam Sandler is also MAGA, as is Kevin James. Adam Sandler is just smart enough to keep quiet about it.

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red_riders Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hip Hop Anonymous?

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The-Bangalorean Apr 1, 2026 +3

Bro you need to dump Adam Sandler. One of the highest paid movie stars in America and is donating way more than Schneider to Trump.

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Ltrain86 Apr 1, 2026 +33

There's no record of Sandler ever donating anything to the Trump campaign or publicly supporting the MAGA movement. Do you have a source for that claim, or are you just making a baseless assumption because he's historically been a moderate Republican?

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Klayguodala Apr 1, 2026 +3

That's not how listnook works. Evidence? Sources? Facts? No thank you! Something someone said on listnook: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

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Dgdaniel336 Apr 1, 2026 +4

Source or you just made that up

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JayneT70 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Used to be a Sandler fan many years ago Got tired of all his friends in his movies

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Valentine70078 Apr 1, 2026 +21

Can we draft just Rob Schneider to go to Iran and any people of his generation that say young people should go. I suddenly think he might oppose it.

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The_Dark_Vampire Apr 1, 2026 +34

It is odd how those who often call for stuff like this are to old to be drafted

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villianrules Apr 1, 2026 +8

It's the powerful, rich, old people who declare war while those who aren't are sent to fight and die for a few more bucks more for the upper class

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seance515 Apr 1, 2026 +38

Hard to believe he has friends. Makes me think it's a fake article

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Nerdlinger Apr 1, 2026 +34

It seems the guy is less a friend and more a professional acquaintance: > PR expert Ryan McCormick, who knows the actor, has urged him to retract his comments. Speaking exclusively to The Irish Star, McCormick began by saying, "I have met Rob Schneider a number of times, and he couldn't have been a nicer guy. He's one of those rare people that treats every single member of the staff with respect and Rob genuinely loves interacting with his fans (I used be one of them until today)."

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ManChildMusician Apr 1, 2026 +3

That’s a PR rep giving him wise advice for free.

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Erika_Blumenkraft Apr 1, 2026 +19

Even if he did serve it's a stupid take. As a veteran of the Army infantry I can tell you that it's good to know that the soldiers to your left, right, and watching your back also purposefully signed up to do roughneck shit instead of being forced.

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CarlosAVP Apr 1, 2026 +8

I don’t know if I can trust someone that wears that kind of hat all the time. Dude, you’re going bald, live with it.

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Drug_fueled_sarcasm Apr 1, 2026 +9

Stupid f****** stapler.

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the_jesters_codpiece Apr 1, 2026 +6

I could imagine Rob Riggle pretty vocal

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Past-Lunch4695 Apr 1, 2026 +6

Wait! Rob Schneider has a friend?!!?

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Ltrain86 Apr 1, 2026 +8

I would say we should drop Rob Schneider in a parachute out of a plane over Iran, but the Iranians have suffered enough lately.

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deadrabbits76 Apr 1, 2026 +4

Waste of a good parachute.

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CrotasScrota84 Apr 1, 2026 +4

So he really is a moron he portrays in all his movies

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Papichuloft Apr 1, 2026 +5

Any punk who talks tough and a big game and never participated in, should sit the F down. Personally, I don't care if a person served or not, it's blowhard chickenhawks that should be given a special waiver to join. And watch how quickly they'd high tail it to the hills like Marion Morrison or Cheech Marin.

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CheapWeight8403 Apr 1, 2026 +5

Rob's wife recently left him. Let's all cheer her on.

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axlgreece5202 Apr 1, 2026 +4

Rob...the Robster...makin' stupid statements...

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Howiknow202 Apr 1, 2026 +5

Schneiders most memorable role is saying "you can do it" in one scene in an Adam Sandler movie. Does it matter what he thinks about anything?

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KrookedDoesStuff Apr 1, 2026 +4

>> Rob Schneider has suggested 'every American' should serve two years in the military once they reach 18, despite never serving in the military himself Says everything you need to know

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No-Tap-2772 Apr 1, 2026 +5

Let him sink and lose jobs based on his opinions. The guy isn’t funny and his career is basically over. His own kid hates him so you know his own cancer runs deep.

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Joey-WilcoXXX Apr 1, 2026 +1

April fools! Rob Schneider doesn’t have any pals.

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Ill_Consequence1755 Apr 1, 2026 +3

Washed up actor says what in desperate attempt to remain relevant.

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Sarcastic_Sanchez Apr 1, 2026 +3

EXCLUSIVE: Guy who “met Rob Schneider several times” criticizes him from a PR perspective. PR Expert Ryan McCormick I had to scroll way too far to find out who it was.

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zkfc020 Apr 1, 2026 +3

It is the ONLY thing that keeps him relevant….and paid. He is a no talent grifter like the rest of them….even CPAC doesn’t like him…..I’m sure he is going to blame his bombing at CPAC as some sort of pro-trans operation to make him bomb.

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Horace_P_MctittiesIV Apr 1, 2026 +3

I hate with the fury of a thousand suns people like Rob Schneider and their stupid comments on war. You don’t get to say we need a draft when your weak ass isn’t going. These stupid armchair generals should shut the hell up

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GreatMacGuffin Apr 1, 2026 +3

I'd pay $8k usd, to watch Rob Schneider eat a human dookie while dressed up as a penguin.

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AdeptDark0 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Best I can do is five bucks and this box of used popsicle sticks. I’m losing money on this deal.

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frybreadrecipe Apr 1, 2026 +3

No way this dude has friends

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Trendymaroon Apr 1, 2026 +3

Perhaps the USO could visit Iran with the ground troops and he could be there on the front line just like he’d ask 18 boys to do.

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bolshoich Apr 1, 2026 +1

A USO tour is nothing compared to actually serving.

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AdeptDark0 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I mean maybe you’re not all rahrah for the troops but that’s just cruel.

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bigstrizzydad Apr 1, 2026 +3

Didn't Duece help liberate the Falkland Islands in the 80s ??

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Self_Owned_Tree Apr 1, 2026 +3

I feel so vindicated in never liking this guy and thinking he was the worst part in every SNL sketch and movie he was in.

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HypertensiveK Apr 1, 2026 +3

April fools. Rob Schneider has no “Pals”

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11Booty_Warrior Apr 1, 2026 +1

I can't imagine any positive result from bringing back the draft or requiring mandatory military service under an unpopular president who embroiled himself in an unpopular war.

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MrMansaMusa Apr 1, 2026 +2

Rob Schneider has pals!?

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faulternative Apr 1, 2026 +5

Debt collectors, probably

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Ironman_2678 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Why is anyone talking about this loser. Hes a bit character in movies and real life.

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eddierosa13 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Rob Schneider is a stapler

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Adventurous-Start874 Apr 1, 2026 +2

as if his stupid opinion matters.

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chakrablockerssuck Apr 1, 2026 +2

Never thought he was funny. He’s just a d***.

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HeavyMetalPootis Apr 1, 2026 +2

He should go back to being a carrot.

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passed_the_dawn Apr 1, 2026 +2

“Please give me money, I am very hungry. Please give me money, or I will starrrrve”

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JoMiHa Apr 1, 2026 +2

Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

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greenalias Apr 1, 2026 +2

Policy isn't made by an actor, washed up or otherwise. Celebrity occupies too much of society's time & energy.

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BassesNBikes Apr 1, 2026 +2

And so, apparently, does Rob Schneider.

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GenericDave65 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Baron goes first

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Fun-Flamingo-7285 Apr 1, 2026 +2

No one likes him so he went with maga jokes to find a crowd to be apart of.

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ecirnj Apr 1, 2026 +2

Cool, send Rob Schneider

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Temporary-Algae-6698 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Rob schreiner is so brave

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Smerkabewrl420 Apr 1, 2026 +2

3rd divorce… I can’t understand why they keep leaving lmao.

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Stillwater-Scorp1381 Apr 1, 2026 +2

He has friends that claim him?!

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Wihtlore Apr 1, 2026 +2

Oh I get it, April Fools because Rob Schneider has not pals. haha, good one.

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ObscureObjective Apr 1, 2026 +2

Rob Schneider is enthusiastic about young Americans dying to increase Israel's power.

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Positive-Pack-396 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Who cares about what anything this guy says? He’s just a man with his opinion, and nobody cares about his opinion

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Fragrant_PalmLeaves Apr 1, 2026 +2

I imagine Sandler and the boys having an intervention like meeting with him… but it’s too bad because I fought Sandler cares about him enough to do that - let alone talk to him at all

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DJfunkyPuddle Apr 1, 2026 +2

F*** that, he said it, he needs to own it.

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Ill-Two-510 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Sandler needs to publicly denounce him as he’s the sole reason we know who Schneider is in 2026.

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isaharr7 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Wait he still has friends?

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embiggens-us-all Apr 1, 2026 +2

He just doubles down on being stupid

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Steamstash Apr 1, 2026 +2

Guy deserves to lose his closest friends. If Sandler still wants to give Rob a platform that is questionable.

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justify-my-buy-bam Apr 1, 2026 +2

If irrelevant was a person.

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coreoYEAH Apr 1, 2026 +1

“Schneider suggested the "unparalleled freedoms and opportunities" of American citizenship are the "are the envy of the world."” I’d just like to point out that for virtually everyone in the western world, this isn’t true in the slightest.

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TheMeticulousNinja Apr 1, 2026 +1

He has pals?? That’s unfortunate

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iameveryoneelse Apr 1, 2026 +3

I mean I agree with him that everyone should be required to do 2 years of public service straight out of high school after they turn 18, and no exceptions for being rich. I just don’t think it should be military.

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aran_maybe Apr 1, 2026 +1

Peace corps should count.

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AdeptDark0 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I’m with you except my opinion is one year is good, with options like community service etc.

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DangerousUse3018 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Haha ha. He doesn’t have any pals. Just leaches

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bedteddd Apr 1, 2026 +1

I used to love this guy. But between his weird maga stance and being an absolute deadbeat dead to Elle king. This guy can f*** off.

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deezznutts Apr 1, 2026 +1

People really care about what this guys thinks?

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bakeacake45 Apr 1, 2026 +1

This “man” is nobody. He is nothing, why give him airspace

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ActiveMBE0980 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Who the f*** is Ron Schrader?

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Equal-Veterinarian11 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Didn’t know he still had friends

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Tom1952Phx Apr 1, 2026 +1

Just like Donald. A never served clown wanting others to do what they were exempt because &”&);,(,

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Mantour1 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Rob Scheinder has no friends or pals.

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db7112 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Rob Schneider is the most insignificant man on Earth and nothing he says or does matters at all

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coastline3dprints Apr 1, 2026 +1

Why does anyone care about what Rob Schneider says?

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bpmdrummerbpm Apr 1, 2026 +1

I’m begging to wonder about this Rob Schneider fellow.

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Mister_Green2021 Apr 1, 2026 +1

nobody cares, please move on.

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799green Apr 1, 2026 +1

When I have to poop really badly, I call it a Deuce Bigalow - this says all you need to know about his body of work.

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Lavendarmoon73 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I've always liked Rob, so this blew me away! Kinda lost a lot of respect for him now.

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Icy-Clerk-7715 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Who is Rob Schneider?

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Jimbo415650 Apr 1, 2026 +1

rob who? who cares

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Chuffeh Apr 1, 2026 +1

I hope Trump's balls taste as good as Adam Sandler's.

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my_midlife_isekai Apr 1, 2026 +1

CRUSH ice Here. 🧊🔨3278-5447-0437🧊🔨

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SnailLikeAttitude Apr 1, 2026 +1

I still like Rob Schneider as a carrot or a stapler, but not this new rob Schneider as a douchebag

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camtron5000 Apr 1, 2026 +1

"Please give me money, I am very hungry. Please give me money, or I will diiie"

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ChefFar4397 Apr 1, 2026 +1

His irrelevance is so irrelevant that his position lacks relevance. Literally a Black Hole 🕳️ of irrelevance from which no informational irrelevance can escape.

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Significant-Self5907 Apr 1, 2026 +1

How about just ignoring this hasbeen.

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Neilio00 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Rob has gone full fucknut. He’s too far gone now

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