I'll miss the constant deer in the headlights look he gives about everything.
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GonkarApr 3, 2026
+1
Kash "Wait, did someone just shit in my pants...?!" Patel
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ShatterProofDickApr 3, 2026
+1
That's cocaine. Unbridled cocaine grit shining like the upward failure he is.
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D0013ERApr 3, 2026
+1
Kash "I just saw my first pair of b****," Patel.
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CrimkamApr 3, 2026
+1
Must have been Kitty’s from arrested development
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JaseBirdApr 3, 2026
+1
From two different trucks.
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XSinTrick6666Apr 3, 2026
+1
Hah! exactly that
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XSinTrick6666Apr 3, 2026
+1
They call it "exit" now ..? Like they'll be doing a funny jazz-hands goodbye dance out the door? Buh bye unqualified snivelers. Perks gone. Snivel from afar, on one of the 999 hate channels Trump has forced in.
Crystal clear that Trump FAILED BADLY - BECAUSE obviously ... everybody ELSE's fault
But never fear, bigger blunders ahead: Some of these emptied seats are normally critical during wartime / domestic threat (already frog-marched-out the true experts). GOP core is steadily crumbling, and confirmations will soon face Dem Tsunami. Uh oh
These chaos clowns just entertain the ringmaster - cut them loose. it's his destruction-show that must be sacked.
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Aromatic-Cash-2896Apr 3, 2026
+1
deadass its wild how some peeps just cant read the room, like chill out guys
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BadahBingBadahBoomApr 3, 2026
+1
This?... (⊙_⚆)
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Mikethebest78Apr 3, 2026
+1
The Truely frightening thing is that the next bunch of people he finds to take this job will be worse. Qualified people with a sense of ethics are not lining up to take jobs in this administration.
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BlitzCrazyApr 3, 2026
+1
It’s not like the people he picked in the first place were gems. Kash Patel is maybe the only person in the administration who is stupider than Trump.
At this point, you’ll get lousy incompetent duds replacing lousy incompetent duds. The lousy incompetent duds who align themselves with Trump deserve the eventual humiliation they’ll get when they are terminated, so I don’t mind it.
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CT_Phipps-AuthorApr 3, 2026
+1
Kash is an interesting case because he's nakedly corrupt and awful at his job but he weirdly seems like the most normal member of the administration. Kash uses his job to get free plane rides to his girlfriend's concerts and ride in Lego cars. It's almost endearing versus the psychopathic Nazis and dog murderers.
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PatriarkApr 3, 2026
+1
Then chimes in «To Valhalla!» with his squeaky voice, to show he’s one of the bros
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Melxgibsonx616Apr 3, 2026
+1
The guy covers for pedophiles. Nothing endearing about this piece of shit.
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Ren_KaosApr 3, 2026
+1
> almost
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laluneodysseeApr 3, 2026
+1
Also let go of bunch of people from a special division for Iranian counterintelligence right at the time where that is the worst possible thing you could do. Not that the war is justified at all.
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exophrineApr 3, 2026
+1
Nothing normal about a piece of shit podcaster that can't see straight with no law enforcement experience put in charge of doing investigations for the government
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DaveChildApr 3, 2026
+1
> Kash Patel is maybe the only person in the administration who is stupider than Trump.
RFK Junior is arguably dumber than both of them.
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fergehtaboditApr 3, 2026
+1
The dumbest Kennedy since that one the family lobotomized...or whatever they did to her
Electroshocks?
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HolyStupidityBatmanApr 3, 2026
+1
Lobotomy. Not stupid. She got trapped. Lobotomy is awful. Death of personality kinda shit.
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LSF604Apr 3, 2026
+1
Which is exactly why it will be so amazing to witness how he chooses candidates that suck way more
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Ok_Consequence7829Apr 3, 2026
+1
Im tired of the propaganda and fear mongering that the next batch will be worse. Like, at some point, it can’t actually get worse.
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kapsamaApr 3, 2026
+1
Oh but it can. Every time an authoritarian purges people for not being extreme enough they look for crazier replacements.
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Zulmoka531Apr 3, 2026
+1
People really gotta look up [Himmler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Himmler) and look at the current parallels.
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mrgedmanApr 3, 2026
+1
But that often means they are less effective at doing... Well anything I suppose...
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NoblesseuxApr 3, 2026
+1
I mean they're already pretty ineffective. It's like one of the few things that might save us in the end.
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Yorks_RiderApr 3, 2026
+1
They are doing very effective work for Putin. He can just sit back and watch the USA self-destruct.
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dat_oracleApr 3, 2026
+1
good joke.
wait, you're serious??
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WatsonwesApr 3, 2026
+1
Hate to break it to you: it always can get worse
Like Homer said to Bart when Bart says today is the worst day of my life
Worst day of your life so far
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He2oinMegazordApr 3, 2026
+1
But things can move horizontally to a different type of worst
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ratherbealurkerApr 3, 2026
+1
In his first term he was going through AGs like tic-tacs and finally tried to get rid of Rosen for one that would finally do what he wanted, declare that the 2020 election was fraudulent to overturn it. A bunch of other people in his administration threatened to all quit en masse if he did it.
It can always get worse.
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StrongAromaApr 3, 2026
+1
You remember Giuliani et al at the four seasons total landscaping? It's gonna be like that again. Just a parade of less and less competent losers looking for a payday. Too bad so many people are gonna die this time, but hopefully America will wake the f*** up out of whatever f****** shared delusion they're living in and F****** DO SOMETHING.
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digitalcashkingApr 3, 2026
+1
The last Trump admin killed; what was it? 500,000 people due to denying Covid existed. I may be off by 100k but still…
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Apprehensive-Buy5773Apr 3, 2026
+1
1.5 million Americans died of Covid
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StrongAromaApr 3, 2026
+1
Yeah but this time is actual guns and bombs. 😩
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genidaApr 3, 2026
+1
And cutting off USAID, and medicaid, and healthcare, and everything else that could possibly help anyone at all...
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Main-Inspection-8605Apr 3, 2026
+1
Americans have always longed for the American Dream so much that it’s become the modern day American Delusion.
They all agree something needs to be done, but it’s like we’re already too far along in a sci-fi space odyssey *Wall•E* scenario where everyone’s grown complacent or just plain forgot how to stand up for themselves.
They’ll be telling themselves to “look for the helpers”, even as they sift through the charred remains of their peers in some camp a dozen years from now.
What’s left of me can run through their fingers like grains of sand.
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dancingfordatesApr 3, 2026
+1
Lol that was so funny...
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YadahoomApr 3, 2026
+1
Exactly.
These people aren't being fired because they're so evil and horrible, it's because they aren't evil and horrible enough.
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GreenLost5304Apr 3, 2026
+1
That’s also a good thing though.
These people will be less and less qualified, but which also means worse at doing their jobs, so they’ll be even worse at doing their evil supervillain stuff.
Their incompetence may be the only thing that saves us.
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Prior_Coyote_4376Apr 3, 2026
+1
This is exactly what happened with the Nazis. They destroyed Germany as a total intellectual and manufacturing powerhouse by repeatedly rooting out anyone who was still connected with reality and didn’t do enough self-destructive loyalty tests. It sucks that it’s happening to America but it’s only a matter of time before fascists collapse on their own incompetence
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mishap1Apr 3, 2026
+1
Trump brand barrel scrapers have progressed through any remaining barrel head material, through the floor, and into the joists in search of anyone who could possibly pass even perfunctory Senate hearings without creating a larger scandal.
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SmoothWanderApr 3, 2026
+1
Yea, that’s the scary part. When qualified people won’t touch it, the bar doesn’t just drop, it disappears.
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Virtual-Squirrel-725Apr 3, 2026
+1
Trump is in a tough spot.
He only wants people who will be slavishly loyal to his fascist agenda. But nobody competent wants to do it and destroy their reputation for Trump.
So the pool of people willing to join his administration are clownishly stupid sycophants.
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mrgedmanApr 3, 2026
+1
Kash, hegs and jfk are three piss poor examples of 'next guy would be worse'.
Naw man, Erik trump might just be better at any of the three jobs, for real
1
orcinyaddersApr 3, 2026
+1
I don’t know if that’s true. These people are all America-hating monsters who exist to kiss Trump’s ass and protect him from the Epstein files and all of his other egregious, evil shit. They’re all as bad as the next person in line.
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dave__autistaApr 3, 2026
+1
I genuinely dont expect them to be worse. its just gonna be the next ass kisser yesman/woman in line. its the same mold
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mastad0420Apr 3, 2026
+1
Or how they just go back to their normal lives after betraying the country. If they are not put in jail by the next administration, we need to make sure they never have a day of peace in society. Every coffee shop, concert, kids play they attend, they need to be peacefully shamed for their crimes.
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mymikerowecrowApr 3, 2026
+1
You can't possibly be less qualified than Kash Patel. They might be just as unqualified. But this shows that it is getting more and more difficult to cover for Trump's lies. Pam Bondi did everything she could and it still wasn't good enough.
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ZephkielAUApr 3, 2026
+1
No, this is a good thing. I firmly believe someone else has been pulling the strings behind the orange shitgibbon, going off his social media posts (half are clearly written by someone else) and his steady/consistent cabinet of goons that haven't been infighting and a revolving door like his first term.
I think after Iran Trump's gotten the shits with whoever that is (Miller? Hegseth?) and is going back to doing things his own way. In the last few weeks we've had a stack of them pushed out.
The reason I think it's a good thing is because it could be alluding to MAGA infighting with this shadowy heritage foundation f***** on the out-and-out.
Trump sucks, but he's just generally chaotic. Someone else has been relentlessly marching an agenda forward.
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Mostly_llamaApr 3, 2026
+1
I wonder how many hours it’ll take his girlfriend to leave him when Patel is fired
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coatofforearmApr 3, 2026
+1
" you mean that private jet isn't yours?"
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valg_2019_fanApr 3, 2026
+1
And cocaine is now illegal?!?
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JuniperJupiter4Apr 3, 2026
+1
Has the FBI solved anything recently? I feel like the only win they had was the Kirk kid turning himself in.
Didn't they just give up on the Guthrie case?
It seems like they just show up after that fact and are like "mm hmm, yes sir-ree, that certainly is a crime you have here."
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Baby_FarkApr 3, 2026
+1
Except Patel bungled the shit out of that too. Didn’t he tweet something like “the subject is in custody” like a half hour after the shooting? “Subject” being the wrong word, and then it turned out it was also not even true?
Trump voters will never be forgiven for this f****** juvenile ass shit they‘ve put us through.
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dat_oracleApr 3, 2026
+1
u mean the kid with the rifle that didn't match the bullet?
aside from that, fbi agents are still competent, even without a smart guy at the top
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HoboWithoutShotgunApr 3, 2026
+1
And the sherrif who brought him in who just suddenly resigned?
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pacman_slApr 3, 2026
+1
> u mean the kid with the rifle that didn't match the bullet?
That's not what his defense said, but surely what they want you to believe. After all saying things true but misleading is practically their duty.
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No_Strike655Apr 3, 2026
+1
And now we enter the Mooch era for these jobs again. The churn is going to be f****** hilarious
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zubbs99Apr 3, 2026
+1
Yep Trump already proved back then he's the worst hiring manager in presidential history, so here we go again.
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GreyClayApr 3, 2026
+1
So the war in Iran **will** actually lead to regime change!
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StrangerFew2424Apr 3, 2026
+1
Good riddance. Too bad his replacement will be as bad if not worse..
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Northstar0566Apr 3, 2026
+1
It's probably happening because we got similar reports for both Bondi and Noem. I said to some friends today when Bondi got canned I wouldn't be shocked if Kash was next. The thing with Trump is he will burn anyone but himself. Ask Mike Pence and so many others from his first term. The wild thing too is we've got so many more months to go, a war, and an unstable economic environment. We are going to see some crazy stuff guys and gals.
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JBirdale77Apr 3, 2026
+1
They’ll just give him another job where he’ll do nothing just like Noem and Bondi
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pixelwhipApr 3, 2026
+1
Anyone else feel like they are going to take the bad people and find a way to replace them with far worse?
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D-MAN-FLORIDAApr 3, 2026
+1
What is he going to do?!? He already booked his Jamaican hotel for his summer vacation!?! How is he supposed to pay it without our tax dollars?
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irishguy_2012Apr 3, 2026
+1
And so it begins.... again.
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supercali45Apr 3, 2026
+1
What the f*** is this .. this isn’t even real government
Just keep firing people?
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_ficklelilpickleApr 3, 2026
+1
He used to do it in front of cameras for his reality TV show and everyone loved him.
Turns out politics isn’t a reality show, who knew
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Castdeath97Apr 3, 2026
+1
He did the exact same thing in his first term.
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XionicApr 3, 2026
+1
The Apprentice: White House Edition is getting a little boring so I guess it's time to introduce a new cast for Season 2.
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heroman3Apr 3, 2026
+1
Don't worry guys Kash Patel is gonna find a way to kiss Trumps ass even harder and he will be safe.
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goodtimesinchinoApr 3, 2026
+1
It’s about time to rotate his staff of clowns. New shields/puppets for the bid stupid show.
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Traditional-Look8839Apr 3, 2026
+1
Do celebrate too early. Each one the administration will replace with will be even worse than the last.
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mytoemytoeApr 3, 2026
+1
Also need to recognize that they are firing anyone who isn’t white or male. This is the KKK Government they’ve always dreamed of
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CrotasScrota84Apr 3, 2026
+1
Pete the alcoholic is next because Trump needs a person to put the Iran disaster on
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litivyApr 3, 2026
+1
That's for after the ground invasion fails disastrously.
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Positive_Chip6198Apr 3, 2026
+1
If all the employees are performing poorly, maybe it’s time to evaluate the boss?
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TravelerdudeApr 3, 2026
+1
So one year is up. Got it.
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Logician22Apr 3, 2026
+1
They are stupid and should be doing the 25th amendment before they get screwed over by Trump
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Red_Wing-GrimThugApr 3, 2026
+1
How is anyone going to get senate approval?
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Inevitable_ButtholeApr 3, 2026
+1
Lmao thats easy
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gizajobicandothatApr 3, 2026
+1
Narcissists always throw loyal sycophants under the bus. The narcissist demands the impossible (to be made to look good, no matter how abhorrent their actions). They can never accept they've done anything wrong, so when reality bites, under the bus people go.
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mok000Apr 3, 2026
+1
It’s Trump feeling everything is going to shit and he needs to blame someone. Firing people makes him feel good. His chief of staff is battling with cancer and is not completely present, so he gets to follow his reptilian instincts.
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Taman_ShouldApr 3, 2026
+1
It would be funny to preemptively write a review of the “tell-all” books these chuds will try to make money off of a few years from now, or potentially as soon as this year. The “20% off” sticker will be already part of the cover, no need for stores to put it on.
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WilliamAgainApr 3, 2026
+1
Paywalled.
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Gwigg_Apr 3, 2026
+1
Kash is certainly going to prison
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StatelyTreeApr 3, 2026
+1
So this is a bit concerning as he mainly wants them gone because he doesn't think they've gone *far enough* in getting revenge on his rivals. These people were 100% lackeys, but he wants even more sycophantic people in that will basically just lock up whoever he doesn't like at the moment. His personal criminal defense lawyers should have never been allowed within 1000 ft of the DoJ, but here we are...
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FirmDingo8Apr 3, 2026
+1
Just Trump's way. If things aren't working out as he wants them (Iran, Epstein, revenge issues) it can't possibly be his fault. How could Donald not be right (in his mind). So blame the lackeys......rather than quiet introspection
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Potential_Salt_5780Apr 3, 2026
+1
These were useful idiots that Trump will just toss away when he is done. They think they are special but they really are not.
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AXEL312Apr 3, 2026
+1
Fall guys did their job?
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maeryclarityApr 3, 2026
+1
I see that Shadow President Miller and his partner in crime Russel Vought are not under threat. Curious because they have been the architects behind so many of these disastrous decisions. I guess they really are the power whispering in Trump's ear then shoving him out in front of a microphone.
They're probably cleaning house of Trump's most loyal sycophants because when they invoke the 25th they want the cabinet to agree with them.
See if they invoke the 25th but don't impeach Trump then JD will be ACTING President but it doesn't count against the two terms he could serve if elected. I imagine Rubio could be his VP.
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La_Rata_de_PizzaApr 3, 2026
+1
He’ll always have that moment in the locker room in Milan
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bigtiddyhimboApr 3, 2026
+1
Oh no, however will he constantly watch his girlfriend now?
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EternalAngst23Apr 3, 2026
+1
This reeks of desperation. Trump knows he’s screwed, and that Republicans are on track for a wipeout at the midterms. He’s not ready to pull out of Iran, and even if he does, it’s unlikely that food and gas prices will come down in the short term (certainly not before November). He’s now trying to make scapegoats out of his cabinet, when in reality, all he’s doing is shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship that is the Trump administration.
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rom_rom57Apr 3, 2026
+1
You know what happens during regime change…the next people may be worse than the ones removed. I heard that somewhere.
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projecto15Apr 3, 2026
+1
Nah, he'll probably cling on. He's a male after all, unlike Noem and Bondi... Although he ain't white. hmmm
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[deleted]Apr 3, 2026
+1
Still just a report for now if true, it would be a significant shift. Until confirmed, it’s best to treat it as ongoing speculation around Donald Trump’s team.
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