The crazy thing is, between this and all the signal stuff, this administration has had one of the worst cyber security standards and have seen the most compromising of their accounts over any other administration.
1638
aflyingsquanchMar 27, 2026
+688
Firing all of the actual cyber and other InfoSec IT staff was a choice.
688
whogivesashirtdotcaMar 27, 2026
+223
While bringing in Elon’s broccoli haired hackers to run riot without supervision.
EDIT: Fair correction below. Hack(er)s, maybe?
223
Seve7hMar 27, 2026
+106
“””Hackers””” is doing massive amounts of heavy lifting there
Can’t even call them script kiddies, they probably don’t even know what a script is
Guaranteed they used ai for everything they did
106
_disengage_Mar 27, 2026
+81
They said so in their depositions. If you haven't seen, it's interesting to watch young fascist idiots try to justify their depravity.
81
SurfinPirateMar 28, 2026
+13
It's in the EO. Stop badgering me!
13
Accidental_BallyhooMar 28, 2026
+24
Prompt-tarts?
24
Brotorious420Mar 27, 2026
+22
At least the DOGE bois were able to copy everyone's data to unsecured USB drives to use in their future private sector jobs, and got all of those investigations into fElon derailed. Won't someone please consider the feelings of the Epstein class?
22
Global_Crew3968Mar 27, 2026
+26
Truly one of \*the\* choices of all time, maybe ever.
26
friendofH20Mar 27, 2026
+172
One of the axioms of cybersecurity is that people are the biggest vulnerability in any system. Its not hard to figure out why there are so many incidents with this admin.
172
ericf505Mar 27, 2026
+71
I agree, I have always been told:
"Cyber security is not a technical issue, but a user issue."
With this administration, it does not surprise me. I wonder how much malware is sitting in our government systems because they needed to 'download some more RAM'.
71
Seve7hMar 27, 2026
+12
Just like with mechanics “issue is located between chair and steering wheel”
Or in this case “between chair and computer”
12
artfulpainMar 27, 2026
+6
ID 10 T issues.
6
Jaggs0Mar 27, 2026
+17
had a prof in grad school that told us what his old cybersecurity firm would do when making proposals to new clients. when they would go to the offices of prospective clients they would drop a few flash drives around the office, like under tables in conference rooms, bathrooms, or break rooms. one of the files in it would be called something like "employee_salaries.xlsx" and when someone opened it it would immediately send an email from their computer to the company contact they were negotiations with.
17
CarlosHDangerMar 27, 2026
+9
And Nutlick’s gift from Israel of that nice pager.
9
beachfrontprodMar 27, 2026
+26
They don't have any standards. That's the point. I mean these people were handpicked for that very reason. They are absolute trash and garbage people.
26
DrapedInVelvetMar 27, 2026
+15
Within a month they were given doge employees with no background check full access to the entire government with no supervision. Just wild stuff
15
dartdougMar 27, 2026
+16
As someone who has oversight of cyber security, one of the things we have to do sometimes is tell people "No, you can't do that." When asked, I'm happy to explain the reasoning. Sometimes people think the rules we enforce are borderline paranoid fantasy but ultimately things are kept safer as a result.
But all of this takes the backing of upper management AND there have to be penalties if employees violate the rules.
Do you think anyone in cyber security in this Administration gets the backing of the higher ups? And will someone who violates the protocols face consequences?
Answer: No to both.
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ShadowRancherMar 27, 2026
+22
but her emails!
22
uclatommyMar 27, 2026
+6
The people want an inept government, so that’s what we got.
6
brokeboipobreMar 27, 2026
+5365
Holy shit don't tell me Iran is gonna release the full unredacted Epstein files.
5365
twirlingmypubesMar 27, 2026
+2128
If we suddenly start becoming buddies with them and start spending billions rebuilding everything, we'll know why
2128
AlternativeRun5727Mar 27, 2026
+1074
4d chess by Iran, they don’t need to threaten America, they just need to threaten Trump. The war will be won over emails.
1074
drummingcraigMar 27, 2026
+351
But what about “her” emails???
351
Flashy-Read-9417Mar 27, 2026
+221
Her emails? What about the laptop from HELL???
221
Cell1padMar 27, 2026
+106
Yeah, what ever did happen to Hunter's laptop? That was going to damn several Dems wasn't it? Didn't it have CP on it?
They couldn't have possible made it all up, could they have? I mean once the Magats took over, shouldn't they gone and picked Hunter up and paraded him across OAN and Breitbart?
106
Flashy-Read-9417Mar 27, 2026
+80
The real laptop was the friends (and enemies) we made along the way 🥀🥀
80
GrumpyCloud93Mar 27, 2026
+62
Parnas (who went to jail over Ukraine) mentioned in the documentary that the laptop was a Russian invention.
ETA: Hunter's laptop. It was a Russian plant.
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AnonEMoussieMar 27, 2026
+13
Like the paper clip!!!
13
oroborus68Mar 27, 2026
+4
"the paper clip was discovered 184 years ago..."
4
mrbigglessworthMar 27, 2026
+12
Weird that now trump is illegally installed that the laptops just fell off the radar.
12
Mathlete911Mar 27, 2026
+54
Buttery males were the friends we made along the way
54
CuteFluffyGuyMar 27, 2026
+55
Let’s not forget that the Persians invented chess…
55
MyVeryRealNameMar 27, 2026
+8
Pretty sure it was the Indians
8
MeunderwearsMar 27, 2026
+18
Let's start a war over this!
18
MyVeryRealNameMar 27, 2026
+11
4D chess war over 4D chess
11
beepingclownshoesMar 27, 2026
+11
Big dawg with the bullseye here.
11
elphinMar 27, 2026
+18
Actually, to beat this bunch they only have to moderately good at checkers.
18
LHGray87Mar 27, 2026
+12
Chutes and Ladders or CandyLand, actually.
12
Oddworld777Mar 27, 2026
+31
To some degree they’ve always only hated our dumbass leaders. The “they want all Americans to die”/“they hate America”/“they threaten America’s way of life” is pretty much American propaganda. TBC I’m not an apologist for other things they’ve done or oppression in their own views and policies. I’m saying just specific to what you’re getting at.
I always recall that Ali Khamenei went out of his way to explain this in like 2019.
On the Death To America rallying cry: “It means death to America’s rulers … we have nothing against the American people,”
It always seemed to me like it wouldn’t be effective misdirection for their Supreme Leader to talk like this unless it held some truth. Maybe I’m super wrong though. I have a good grasp of geopolitics but I’m by no means an expert on Iranian<>US specific relations and propaganda.
31
bejammin075Mar 27, 2026
+46
We should also remember that the main reason they had the revolution in 1979 was because the US & CIA toppled their leader in 1953, we installed a brutal dictator. When we instigated this coup in 1953, they had a much more secular government, with a popular & elected leader with a 95% approval rating.
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Oddworld777Mar 27, 2026
+28
We’re so good at doing stuff and then victimizing ourselves later.
28
crisperfestMar 27, 2026
+9
Why did the US do that? I have no idea, but my first guess would be oil.
9
bejammin075Mar 27, 2026
+8
Yep. Iranians had realized they were getting screwed out of lot of money the way their oil deals were setup with Western companies. They nationalized their oil production, which was a grave sin to the US. I think England had just done the same with their coal, but nobody invaded England. So then the US engineered a coup to install a dictator that would give the Western companies cheaper oil.
8
EunuchsProgramerMar 27, 2026
+8
Khomeini thought Western Culture was pure evil, especially women's dress and sexual liberation. The West and women's legs became symbols and justification to consolidate power and silence opposition.
The Reactionaries in Iran oppose everything from the Enlightenment to swimsuits and shopping malls. The Great Satan is absolutely not limited to just Western leaders.
https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/abs/critical-introduction-to-khomeini/khomeini-and-the-west/41E5A25E505AC13DC5B78BC9676BC01E
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Not-reallyanonymousMar 27, 2026
+11
Iran is also primarily interested in projecting power internally, not externally. This is a general trend for authoritarian governments. They tend to design their militaries around making it painful to invade, but no capability to exert power externally except occasionally against a smaller neighbor in an irredentist campaign (which will often be a neighbor that does have historical ties, which carries with it roads/other favorable aspects to invasion, often small or no military, and little capability to resist, so it doesn’t take a large or powerful military to execute that campaign).
Its military has explicitly been designed for 1) internal repression, and 2) for defending against the sort of war that’s occurring now. It has never been developed with capability to project power in a meaningful way.
Iran’s main beef with the US has always been its meddling in the Middle East, particularly in ways that reduces Iran’s capability to operate independently (e.g. sanctions).
Its proxy groups are largely oriented to keep the US/Israel from boxing in Iran, both militarily and also to bolster Shia minorities to keep them politically relevant (and therefore keep the governments at least partially sympathetic to Iran, keeping trade routes open, etc.). Remember it’s conventional military doesn’t have the capability to do exert power externally, so proxy groups allows it to achieve the objective of not being boxed it by keeping the conflicts external.
They saw what happened in Iraq and Libya, and what’s been happening in Syria. Israel and the US have been clear and definite threats to Iran’s independence and prosperity (on their own terms).
When Iranian leaders think Western culture is pure evil, they’re primarily interested in keeping it out of Iran, not attacking it outside of Iran. At least a part of that is motivated by a desire to keep Western soft power from affecting it.
11
Visual-Chemical9685Mar 27, 2026
+8
Got their strategy from The Michael Scott Paper Company.
“I don’t think we need to outlast Dunder Mifflin… I think we just need to outlast you.”
8
toritxtornadoMar 27, 2026
+53
my friend said Iran is gonna liberate us and i can't stop thinking about it
53
Mother_Airline_6276Mar 27, 2026
+14
Though you’re joking(I hope 🤣), we have to be mindful that this admin will probably commit a 4Chan-ers wet dream, which is a false flag operation. Do not be surprised if “Iran attacks us” somewhere near the mid-terms. Choads, the lot of em.
14
SarrdonicusMar 27, 2026
+3
Plans for the liberation of California have already been advanced to the proper state authorities.
3
woolgirlMar 27, 2026
+51
lol. So true
51
SonicDethmonkeyMar 27, 2026
+4
“Did we just become best friends?!”
4
Prior_Implement_9279Mar 27, 2026
+90
Every hacker in the world should be trying to get those files
90
drew_p_wevosMar 27, 2026
+19
I would not doubt it if every major intelligence agency has those files or their very own detailed files already. I am 99% sure Putin has them.
19
caitnicrunMar 27, 2026
+465
Ikr? Hey, Iran, if you're listening...
465
MrFishAndLoavesMar 27, 2026
+65
I like my buttery males of age, thank you.
65
Twl1Mar 27, 2026
+30
Thankfully, you're in luck! This pedo ring has gone unpunished for so long that most of the incriminating emails are probably old enough to drink!
30
lostpassword100000Mar 27, 2026
+135
It’s his personal email. Epstein files SHOULDN’T be on there but you never know with these idiots
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lankyfrog_reduxMar 27, 2026
+35
If the full epstein files are in his personal email, we have to ask what else he's stolen.
35
bejammin075Mar 27, 2026
+18
I wouldn't be surprised if there were emails brazenly managing an Epstein file coverup.
18
Stunning-Chipmunk243Mar 27, 2026
+5
That shit is done in person, why do you think successful upper executives love golf so much? That's where business gets done. Out on the fairways and greens away from listening ears the truth of themselves and their ventures are poured out but only to those in the trusted inner circle.
5
Wonderful-Pause1048Mar 27, 2026
+94
Oh, that would be amazing! Then Iran would have endless leverage over Trump
94
skrameMar 27, 2026
+21
If they release the files, they don’t have leverage.
21
BadahBingBadahBoomMar 27, 2026
+7
I think if they released enough compromising information they wouldn't be too worried about not having leverage over him because there isn't much benefit having leverage over an ex-President.
7
funk_addictMar 27, 2026
+56
Kind of like how Israel does now?
56
HootbagMar 27, 2026
+51
Russia: The line forms behind me.
51
runawaydoctorateMar 27, 2026
+76
A better troll move would be to release files with only the redactions required by the law (that they'd be under no obligation to follow, btw...but that would only make it more beautiful). Bonus points if they attach a note about how their redaction team is now taking some time off to consult with their spiritual advisors about appropriate ritual purification.
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MountainMan2_Mar 27, 2026
+5
Just send all the files inside a CRT TV playing all of the clips in there that they have of trump f****** children on loop
5
ChampieMar 27, 2026
+17
Trump would destroy the world with our entire nuclear might if they did this.
17
SucksTryAgainMar 27, 2026
+11
I doubt they have them cause that would be the thing they’d threaten to release if all demands aren’t met. That could literally end the war in an instant.
11
VadionMar 27, 2026
+13
Imagine if they even just *bluffed* about it though. lol.
13
Henshin-heroMar 27, 2026
+10
In Lego format
10
ChiGuy6124Mar 27, 2026
+1107
"Kash Patel had his personal email hacked by a group of Iran-backed hackers, who published photographs of the FBI director and other documents to the internet."
"The group, Handala Hack Team, claimed responsibility for the security breach and said Patel "will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked victims."
"A Justice Department official confirmed to *Reuters* that Patel's email had been breached and said the material published online appeared authentic."
“The so called ‘impenetrable’ systems of the FBI were brought to their knees in a matter of hours by our team,” the hackers wrote. “All personal and confidential information of Kash Patel, including emails, documents, conversations, and even classified files, is now available for public download.”
"The group claimed the attack had been in response to the FBI “proudly” seizing its domains and announcing a $10 million reward for information on its members, which it described as a “ridiculous show.”
“This is the security the U.S. government boasts about?” the hackers added.
"Handala, which calls itself a group of pro-Palestinian vigilante hackers, is considered by Western researchers to be one of several personas used by Iranian government cyberintelligence units."
A sampling: [https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2037533001312026827?s=20](https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2037533001312026827?s=20)
"The Gmail address the hackers say they accessed matches an address previously linked to Patel in older data breaches tracked by the dark web intelligence firm District 4 Labs. A sample of the material appears to include a mix of personal and work-related correspondence dating from 2010 to 2019. The scope of the breach and how the account was accessed were not immediately clear."
[https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-email-hack-iran-handala-fbi-11747658](https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-email-hack-iran-handala-fbi-11747658)
1107
Mysterious-Tie7039Mar 27, 2026
+904
His f****** password was 12345, wasn’t it?
904
pleasantlake87Mar 27, 2026
+439
That’s the kind of password a moron would have on his luggage!
439
GanrokhMar 27, 2026
+117
That's amazing! I've got the same password on my luggage!
117
imtoowhiteandnerdyMar 27, 2026
+34
*"Prepare Spaceball One for immediate departure... and change the combination on my luggage!"*
34
slimdizzyMar 27, 2026
+83
Heil Skroob!
83
HoleyBodyMar 27, 2026
+13
*idiot
13
Equivalent-Excuse-80Mar 27, 2026
+211
Ka$hMoney42069
211
willclerkforfoodMar 27, 2026
+84
Actually it was COCAINECOCAINECOCAINECOCAINE
84
whogivesashirtdotcaMar 27, 2026
+56
No way would that dumbass have spelled cocaine right four times in a row.
56
XenuiteMar 27, 2026
+29
Big Eric Clapton fan, that guy.
29
eking85Mar 27, 2026
+24
I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes
24
drummingcraigMar 27, 2026
+57
“KashMeOutside8008”
57
Mysterious-Tie7039Mar 27, 2026
+13
How bout dat
13
JatnallMar 27, 2026
+13
No its K$p@tel
13
cosmicjunkbotMar 27, 2026
+8
It was probably "KA$H".
8
LHGray87Mar 27, 2026
+5
Dragonslayer69!
5
taftMar 27, 2026
+3
we have to laugh or else we will cry
3
Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3dMar 27, 2026
+4
I was going to make this joke....then I realized there was no way it hadn't already been said haha
4
bluAstridMar 27, 2026
+9
Bold of you to think he can count to 5.
9
Circuit_GuyMar 27, 2026
+161
Whatever, it's just his personal email, not like there's anything official in it.
> appears to include a mix of personal and work-related
Oh!?
> even classified files
Oh!
If true I'm very exhausted with the ruling class *rules for thee and not for me* thing. Can you imagine if you had work related documents like IP, other employees socials, whatever on your personal Gmail and the absolute shit show it would be if it got hacked? It's so much worse for a government employee with legal obligations and consequences that affect everyone in the country.
161
WhenallareoneMar 27, 2026
+74
Something something "but her emails"
74
GozerDGozerianMar 27, 2026
+9
Yeah funny how when it was somebody on the wrong team it was a major pearl clutching outrage.
9
HauntedCemeteryMar 27, 2026
+5
Hillary clinton using a personal email server 2 years before it was illegal for government officials to use a personal email server was banner f****** news on Fox for like 2 years, but absolutely f****** everyone in trumps administration uses them and worse, 3rd party messaging apps.
Conservatives don't care, because they dont *actually* care about anything.
5
dannyb_prodigyMar 27, 2026
+11
>even classified files
That is just a claim of the hacker group. I haven’t seen independent reporting yet that indicates classified files were actually obtained. In general, the reporting I’ve seen dates the leaked emails from 2010 to 2019 (before Kash’s time as FBI director).
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kevinnoirMar 27, 2026
+9
To be fair, its the smart move to claim classified stuff if you're looking to just cause chaos! Even the suggestion plants that seed and the US government isnt the most trustworthy these days in the denial.
This is the kind of thing Iran has been planning for, for DECADES. They have tons of plans for what they knew would be the inevitable attack from Israel and/or the US. Bad luck for America that they have the LEAST capable people in charge in the countries history.
9
Circuit_GuyMar 27, 2026
+4
Yeah, like I said, "if true". Information is a weapon as much as a gun or bomb. Good to keep in mind. So for everyone - please don't get too enraged for now, but demand accountability
4
proton-testiqMar 27, 2026
+182
Gmail address? GMAIL ADDRESS?
182
mrmagosMar 27, 2026
+191
As a sysadmin, I don't find this particularly egregious. I don't understand when people use their work email for personal correspondence and non-work purposes. Keep your work and personal life separate.
That said, I would hope that the FBI Director's personal email account would be better secured than the average person. This was a state-sponsored targeted attack, though. The purpose was to embarrass and make him look incompetent, not that he needed any help in the latter department.
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artfulpainMar 27, 2026
+42
He probably ignored any policies he was instructed to follow, though he's the one in charge. There's no way they aren't using some kind of secure key.
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[deleted]Mar 27, 2026
+40
[removed]
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kpanzerMar 27, 2026
+19
We are talking about the Trump admin...
During his first term, Trump didn't like using the secure Blackberry devices because it wouldn't let him use *Twitter*.
During this term Hegseth was sharing secure info on Signal.
It wouldn't surprise me if Patel was using his personal email in a "professional" capacity to get around record keeping. Which I believe this admin has already been caught doing.
There is also the possibility that group claiming to have breached his email used social engineering to decipher his password based on his social media posts or maybe they sniffed his passwords while he was using an unsecured device or network.
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KorzagMar 27, 2026
+18
Yeah... I'm really annoyed at this "breaking news". Getting into a gmail account is not in slightest the same as getting into his FBI email.
Granted I wouldn't be surprised if he was doing federal business from that email or has dirt spilled on him from his personal account being exposed to the world.
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slipperyMonkey07Mar 27, 2026
+5
Would not be surprised at all if he clicked a phishing link.
This is basically the same as every time there is a story that signal was "hacked." Reality is someone fell for a scam.
5
scattered_ideasMar 27, 2026
+26
A Gmail address that's been leaked in the past. The incompetence of this administration is mindblowing.
26
el_lobo1314Mar 27, 2026
+11
right?!
11
RidingYourEverythingMar 27, 2026
+56
Was he supposed to have classified documents in his personal email?
56
SkipioZorMar 27, 2026
+17
This iss the real question right here
17
fuck_ur_portmanteauMar 27, 2026
+6
Butters emails!
6
GigMistressMar 27, 2026
+18
I'm not sure what the "impenetrable systems of the FBI" have to do with a gmail account.
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C3POB1KENOBIMar 27, 2026
+5
Doesn’t the GOP consistently use personal devices and unsecured apps to communicate to avoid accountability? The FBI systems are still impenetrable they are just not being used, which I might add is illegal
5
Ancient-Bat1755Mar 27, 2026
+8
Anyone have summaries of the leaks beyond the cheesy photos on twitter of himself
8
StarrrBriteMar 27, 2026
+109
Let me guess… his password was FBI1234.
109
thisdopeknows423Mar 27, 2026
+64
KashMoney42069
64
_Panacea_Mar 27, 2026
+9
"v41h4114"
9
nanopicofaredMar 27, 2026
+27
I was thinking it was Trump2028!
27
PossessivePronounMar 27, 2026
+279
When informed of the cybersecurity breach, Patel looked surprised.
279
CouchCorrespondentMar 27, 2026
+350
He is so freakin' incompetent.
350
Un1CornTowelMar 27, 2026
+68
Even if he were magically competent all of a sudden, he still would have resting-incompetent-face and look universally untrustworthy.
68
ProfessionalBench832Mar 27, 2026
+20
He has resting "the drugs just kicked in" face. He always looks like he isn't quite sure this is reality.
20
cowfishduckbearMar 27, 2026
+6
"Ahh!!! You startled me."
6
wontelluMar 27, 2026
+15
His password was "valhalla123"
15
TheSwampTrampMar 27, 2026
+412
The [early leaks](https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2037533001312026827?s=20) seem to be exactly what you’d expect. What a loser.
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dgn90Mar 27, 2026
+82
I dont have twitter, what is it?
82
raised_by_toonamiMar 27, 2026
+123
It’s a bunch of Kash’s vacation pictures of him in Cuba. One has him posing next to the statue of Hemingway in La Floridita.
123
HEYYYYYYYY_SATANMar 27, 2026
+78
Hemingway would’ve thought Patel was a dork
78
TheSuburbsMar 27, 2026
+73
He would’ve thought Patel was a piece of shit. Hemingway was known for claiming that the FBI was stalking him. After he passed away, it was confirmed the FBI had a file on going back to the early 40’s.
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XPacEnergyDrinkMar 27, 2026
+6
Mariel* Hemingway
6
TheSwampTrampMar 27, 2026
+69
I don’t have it either, but you could still preview the link, it’s just a whole bunch of cross eyed selfies
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OptimusMatrixMar 27, 2026
+10
You can click the link and still see or copy the link and add the word "cancel" right after the X in the address. It'll pull it up and allow you to view the entire post.
10
rgvtimMar 27, 2026
+54
If their smart they release enough to prove they did it, and then keep the really bad/damaging hostage as part of the negotiations.
54
TheSwampTrampMar 27, 2026
+73
If they were *really* smart, they’d hack the Trump Files (feat. Epstein) and sit back while America destroyed itself.
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VaGaBonD2Mar 27, 2026
+27
Victor Gao, the chinese correspondent, hinted that China has them in a Craddle interview. That everything one day has to go out in the sun and wait.
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TheSwampTrampMar 27, 2026
+37
If they truly have them and haven’t released them then f*** them. F*** everyone who is sitting on this to feather their own nests or protect pedos
37
NEClamChowderAVPDMar 27, 2026
+18
I agree. All the threats of “Trump would be destroyed if everyone knew what’s *really* in the files that I’ve seen but won’t share. But I have seen them and they’re bad. Don’t make me release them because I’ll do it” have gotten so old. It’s so obvious every single one of the them are using the files as leverage instead of just doing the right thing. Idk if it’s all just political theater but I think most of us can see these threats for what they actually are.
I truly don’t know how these people sleep at night. Especially if they have seen the un-redacted files like they claim and continue to enable Trump and enrich themselves. It’s disgusting.
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rainshowers_5_peaceMar 27, 2026
+7
Unless they got into an email account he hasn't used since 2019, I can't tell which.
7
Prior_Implement_9279Mar 27, 2026
+37
Ugly as ever too
37
Orpa__Mar 27, 2026
+5
Personally embarrassing but nothing damaging, yet.
5
middlebirdMar 27, 2026
+13
Those aren’t bad. Guess it takes time to get to the good stuff.
13
TheSwampTrampMar 27, 2026
+9
They’re just corny. From what I have seen online, it appears to possibly be limited to things from 2010-2019
9
TheArchitect_7Mar 27, 2026
+14
Unfortunately these people are wise to email now and use signal and other tools.
Golden age is over
14
rainshowers_5_peaceMar 27, 2026
+5
Every article I've read says the newest things are from 2019. They're either in an old account or are holding things people want to see ransom.
5
twirlingmypubesMar 27, 2026
+92
I guess clicking that "meet available singles near you" popup was a bad idea
92
Ausrottenndm1Mar 27, 2026
+31
They are just trying to assist him to get to Valhalla?
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MissMoonvalleyMar 27, 2026
+33
Patel is a professional tourist 😳
33
Stunning_Mast2001Mar 27, 2026
+34
This is a good time to remember that unlike Obama and other presidents who try to choose actually smart and qualified people for government, Trump chooses dumb and unqualified people who are personally loyal to him, so that no one ever shows him up
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El_Dud3r1n0Mar 27, 2026
+29
Kash: Fires Iranian Task Force
Also Kash: Gets hacked by Iran.
*Shocked Pikachu face, but cross eyed.*
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Auerbach1991Mar 27, 2026
+85
Good lord, I have no desire to see his D pics, and you know this guy is the type to send X photos unprompted.
85
boomerxlMar 27, 2026
+36
If he understood consent he wouldn’t be on the payroll.
36
The_B_WolfMar 27, 2026
+39
Kash Patel: SUPER SPY
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PatamarickMar 27, 2026
+44
IQ 007
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DoctorTacoMDMar 27, 2026
+36
If Iran really wants to stick it to Trump they should hack into major hospitals and credit card systems and delete the debt of the American people. That would sure show us…
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Chronis67Mar 27, 2026
+7
Trump would take credit for fixing the economy 😂
7
AceSidewinder13Mar 27, 2026
+12
Don't worry folks. Everything is fine. There's no way there's work correspondence in his personal email. No politicians do that so we should be safe.
12
oh-shazbotMar 27, 2026
+10
iran if you're listening, release the files!
10
Imaginary-Ad-7919Mar 27, 2026
+19
Rough week for anyone with a .gov address.
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Crypt0NihilistMar 27, 2026
+21
I'd love SNL to get Aziz Ansari in. Kash is the living incarnation of Tom Haverford, but without any of his redeeming qualities.
21
TommyblahblahMar 27, 2026
+8
Even I could have guessed that his password was:
"Femalebodyinspector#1!"
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TremolatMar 27, 2026
+7
Likely hugely misleading. The hackers released only Kash's emails. That doesn't mean his was the only inbox compromised.
7
ClicquotMar 27, 2026
+8
Every Senator who voted yes on this clown, needs to lose their seat. That is the least the people in this country can do.
8
robcwagMar 27, 2026
+9
Considering this administration has essentially fired everyone in charge that had a brain, I am not surprised at all.
Kegsbreath and the Signal app was just the tip of the iceberg. When you have dolts such as these, there is no level of security that can defend against utter blathering stupidity.
9
SpiderbananaMar 27, 2026
+8
Please, oh please, tell me there is at least one classified document (and hopefully something that doesn't endanger anyone) on his PERSONAL email box.
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ClarityOfALotusMar 27, 2026
+7
Patel: One.
Iran: One.
Russia: One.
Patel: Two.
Iran: Two.
Russia: Two.
Patel: Three.
Iran: Three.
Russia: Three.
Patel: Four.
Iran: Four.
Russia: Four.
Patel: Five.
Iran: Five.
Russia: Five.
Iran: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
President Trump: That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
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olderdeafguy1Mar 27, 2026
+18
Password is "AssKisser"
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CryptographerCrazy49Mar 27, 2026
+10
Valhalla
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Euclid_JrMar 27, 2026
+5
Valhalla_Bro!
5
Much_Guava_1396Mar 27, 2026
+18
They didn’t bother to hack Hegseth because they didn’t have enough manpower to parse through the endless beer delivery email from DoorDash to find anything of value.
18
HootbagMar 27, 2026
+3
I'll have you know, he frequents only the finest liquor stores with drive thu lanes that can accommodate a convoy of Suburbans.
3
Actual__WizardMar 27, 2026
+11
Boy I sure am glad Trump picked the most incompetent people possible before he started WW3? Uh.
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Lawrence_of_a_LabiaMar 27, 2026
+4
He should've known better than to click on the p**** enlargement ad.
4
CorporateCusterMar 27, 2026
+5
Password 123 probably was his best password to date
5
No-Weekend6347Mar 27, 2026
+5
Now; hack the un redacted Epstein files!
5
froebullMar 27, 2026
+9
But....HIS EMAILS!!!
If it was his personal email account, then nothing detrimental to the US should be in there. Right? RIGHT?
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JoebranflakesMar 27, 2026
+4
2 factor authentication is for Betas.
4
Horton_Takes_A_PooMar 27, 2026
+5
Anyone got a link? I wanna know how he had classified documents on his personal email years before he was in government
5
chwk_throwaway1Mar 27, 2026
+4
I love that for him.
4
Our1TrueGodApophisMar 27, 2026
+4
Where can I access the leaks so I can start going through it with AI?
4
love_is_an_actionMar 27, 2026
+4
We now go live with senior tech corespondent, Nelson Muntz, for his take on this shocking development.
Nelson?
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darkghulMar 27, 2026
+4
Than you Iran. Now we wait on Israel to release the hidden and redacted Trump files.
4
Dazzling-Jaguar-4674Mar 27, 2026
+4
Funny enough, Iran is recognized as a "highly capable cyber threat actor." They are very much capable of hacking other countries cybersecurity, especially personal info.
[https://thesoufancenter.org/intelbrief-2026-march-17/#:\~:text=Bottom%20Line%20Up%20Front,into%20Trump's%20presidential%20election%20campaign](https://thesoufancenter.org/intelbrief-2026-march-17/#:~:text=Bottom%20Line%20Up%20Front,into%20Trump's%20presidential%20election%20campaign)
4
eeyore134Mar 27, 2026
+4
Good thing they don't use their personal emails for top secret stuff, right? Right??
4
QuxxnOfDarknxssMar 27, 2026
+4
His password was probably “12345”
—Spaceballs Reference
4
rockclimberguyMar 27, 2026
+5
I heard that Barron trump is very good with computers. Why isn't the government using him to protect all their electronic assets?
5
bdh2067Mar 27, 2026
+5
These feckin guys… they’re not even competent villains (talking about the Americans, fwiw)
5
MelasmaFreeForeverMar 27, 2026
+4
Praying they release the epstein files
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Wonderful-Pause1048Mar 27, 2026
+3
Top security for the US! You are safe! 👍🏻
3
Ok_Speech_3709Mar 27, 2026
+3
Please publish it Iran, now!
3
twombles21Mar 27, 2026
+3
It’s always the higher ups that have the weakest passwords and never change them.
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Difficult-Low5891Mar 27, 2026
+3
Can’t wait until his emails get put online.
3
ShitShowcaseMar 27, 2026
+3
This is what happens when morons are in charge of your national security.
3
celloyellow74Mar 27, 2026
+3
These maga clowns keep repeating the same mistakes. They should all be placed in a faraday cage 24/7.
3
vacodeusMar 27, 2026
+4
Could that faraday cage also be in a vacuum chamber? At the bottom of the ocean?
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MapleHamwichMar 27, 2026
+3
How funny it will be when the Iranian dictatorship saves American democracy.
3
smittaliciousMar 27, 2026
+3
was the password "Valhalla"?
3
BigDaddyVagabondMar 27, 2026
+3
Waiting to see classified cover up stuff just blasted everywhere lol
3
TomahawkJammerMar 27, 2026
+3
His password was jocksniffer69
3
Practical-Avocado0Mar 27, 2026
+3
Never thought I would ever root for Iran against the us government in my lifetime as a us citizen.
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