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News & Current Events Mar 27, 2026 at 2:58 PM

FBI Director Kash Patel’s Personal Inbox Breached: Iranian Hackers Leak Private Photos and Resume

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FBI director Kash Patel’s personal email breached: Iran-linked hackers leak private photos, resume
The Indian Express
FBI director Kash Patel’s personal email breached: Iran-linked hackers leak private photos, resume
A Justice ⁠Department ⁠official confirmed to ⁠Reuters ‌that Kash Patel's emails ​were ‌compromised but did ‌not ​go ​into ​detail. The FBI ​did not ⁠immediately respond to a ‌request ⁠for comment.
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ZeeDyke Mar 27, 2026 +5621
I am hoping they will leak his resume. Should be fun to see what his qualification are for his position.
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Mike7676 Mar 27, 2026 +2799
It's just the words "I'M A BIG STRONG BOY!!" typed over and over again, double spaced.
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Famous_Stelrons Mar 27, 2026 +262
Nah. Just a picture of Bruce Jenner crossing the finish line.
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randobis Mar 27, 2026 +456
He wrote a book that latched onto "deep state" conspiracies and reinforced the idea that the FBI was being weaponized to persecute Trump. I'd be surprised if that didn't play a significant role in him getting the position.
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MarekRules Mar 27, 2026 +104
It’s genuinely comical that this dude got the director of fbi position, one of the most prestigious law enforcement positions in the world, by writing a children’s book about a president being some super hero or some shit lmfao. What a horrible horrible timeline we’re in
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SausageClatter Mar 27, 2026 +184
And it was a children's book. I'm guessing it was at the top of his resume, if it wasn't the only thing.
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wesgtp Mar 27, 2026 +157
A children's book where the main heroic character is King Trump so Kash could curry favor. The sycophancy is at a level you can't even imagine
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Derikari Mar 27, 2026 +35
And he wrote a sequel
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BTMarquis Mar 27, 2026 +55
Doesn’t the article say it was leaked?
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dual_citizenkane Mar 27, 2026 +83
I believe it says the hackers claim to have it, but the sample of materials shown so far is mainly correspondence at the moment.
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supercyberlurker Mar 27, 2026 +7262
Shitty opsec by incompetents. I'm actually, literally, surprised it hasn't happened to Hegseth too.
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PieceMaterial5213 Mar 27, 2026 +2278
How do you know it hasn't? Maybe they figured out his "AlphaMale2024" password ages ago but are having too many laughs and would rather keep the game going.
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Blochamolesauce Mar 27, 2026 +363
You give him too much credit. We all know his [password](https://youtu.be/LcHnf7VQuhc?si=_eFF4HpIBfxgLpys) is much simpler than that.
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pixelprophet Mar 27, 2026 +302
Hegseths password is "1488".
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ShallotIllustrious98 Mar 27, 2026 +49
You forget he's also a Christian nationalist, so his password is godisgreat1488
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Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mar 27, 2026 +38
godiswhite1488
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laptopAccount2 Mar 27, 2026 +16
Hegseth doesn't need a password he just forces his way in.
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Neko_Shogun Mar 27, 2026 +82
I got in, password was CincoDeDrinko
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GarbledComms Mar 27, 2026 +165
The scary breaches are the ones we don't know about.
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JohnnySnark Mar 27, 2026 +66
Yes exactly. It's how Israel and Russia keep these maga morons on leashes
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Aldren Mar 27, 2026 +410
Why would they have to hack Hegseth? They're probability CCd on all of his emails anyways
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TheBalzy Mar 27, 2026 +31
Oh it definitely has, except what the Iranians/Russians/Chinese have gotten from it is so valuable they don't want to let anyone know they got it.
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BiBoFieTo Mar 27, 2026 +21175
Oh God. We're gonna see his d*** aren't we.
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Castrol-5w30 Mar 27, 2026 +10107
Maybe see it double, like he does.
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anacondatmz Mar 27, 2026 +4610
One of the funnier jokes I've heard about the guy, was a couple special forces dudes on a podcast talking about how Patel could clear both corners of the room at the same time.
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Wise-Hippo6088 Mar 27, 2026 +3241
I heard he has mortgage eyes. One is fixed and the other is variable.
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TheRealPitabred Mar 27, 2026 +1291
Got a tragic case of atchyaforya. One eye is looking at ya, the other one is looking for ya.
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LongSaltyDanglers Mar 27, 2026 +377
Good f****** luck sneak up on this guy with his 270 degree view.
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JebusKristoph Mar 27, 2026 +166
HE NEVER BLINKS!
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wickaboaggroove Mar 27, 2026 +58
Wrong; he blinks so much and so fast you don’t even notice. Only alphas blink with the frequency and intensity of a hummingbird.
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ashedmypanties Mar 27, 2026 +46
Nope, sorry but this is wrong. He licks his eyeballs clean.
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megasmash Mar 27, 2026 +112
We’d call it a walleye. He’s got an eye on you, and an eye on the wall.
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morocco3001 Mar 27, 2026 +273
He's prolific at cheating on his girlfriend, I mean he's always seeing people on the side
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cashedashes Mar 27, 2026 +36
All you should go on a kash comedy tour. All the jokes are fire!
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heinencm Mar 27, 2026 +74
Born on a Wednesday, looking both ways for the weekend.
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this_curain_buzzez Mar 27, 2026 +170
His eyes are clearly blue. One blew one way one blew the other.
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davejugs01 Mar 27, 2026 +69
His eyes are like the stars, so far apart
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morocco3001 Mar 27, 2026 +41
If he dropped a dollar he'd pick up two 50c coins
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JVM_ Mar 27, 2026 +264
If I had a dollar for every time Patel looked me in the eyes I'd have $0.50
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NeedsMorBoobs Mar 27, 2026 +99
Put Sarah Huckabee in the other corner and nothings getting past you
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makemineamac Mar 27, 2026 +30
He was born on a Wednesday looking for the weekend
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Sal1160 Mar 27, 2026 +252
Dude perpetually looks like he just realized that fart was more than a fart
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Dramatic_Side_856 Mar 27, 2026 +30
\#nevertrustafart
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Digigma Mar 27, 2026 +59
Don't stoop yourself to their level. No need to make fun of him just because you can't see eye to eye with him
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PrestigiousEvent7933 Mar 27, 2026 +29
Okay that mean but I am gonna admit I laughed
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royale_wthCheEsE Mar 27, 2026 +19
Holy shit. All the burn .
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Scribble_Box Mar 27, 2026 +509
Definitely not the head of the FBI I wanted to see.....
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Renverseur Mar 27, 2026 +44
What a hairy situation to be in
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SussySpecs Mar 27, 2026 +115
Or his boner pill subscription 
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ImWrong_OnTheNet Mar 27, 2026 +39
Blue chew code K$H20
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AgentInkling99 Mar 27, 2026 +40
If so it will be a gov record for 30 years lol
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Feisty_Blood_6036 Mar 27, 2026 +24695
The fact that the head of the FBI can’t better secure his email is utterly amazing. There’s a myriad of ways to secure accounts these days, and Kash is apparently too stupid to use them
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lrpfftt Mar 27, 2026 +8465
You’re thinking old school head of the FBI. Trump’s FBI is filled with incompetent lap dogs.
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Delta632 Mar 27, 2026 +3764
It’s worse than just plain incompetence. They’re trying to get themselves over. They’re actively just self promoting and enriching themselves while duties fall by the wayside. It is wild to see happen in real time. My father worked his entire life to get into the DIA and the Joint Staff and served with honor. All these lackeys shit on that legacy every damn day.
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Westbrooks3ptShot Mar 27, 2026 +2461
EVERYONE Needs To realize this entire administration is simply plundering as much money from the American people as possible while distracting the public with insane story day after day. Kristi noem 220 million dollar commercial Pete kegsbreath: 93 billion spent in one month. Tom Homan: brown paper bag Pam bondi: money for covering up Epstein class Trump family: billions in crypto and prediction market money from sons, stealing Venezuelan gold and oil in offshore accounts. Billions to bored of peace, ballroom, Qatari jet, constantly manipulating stock market with tweets about tariffs and war. 94 billion in for profit ice prisons. People need to wake up!
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point2mind Mar 27, 2026 +867
The Trump Crime Family. Literally stealing from people openly and being cheered on by those who are their victims.
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calicat9 Mar 27, 2026 +458
And who parroted "Biden Crime Family" for the last 5 years
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sparf Mar 27, 2026 +475
Every accusation is a confession.
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he_is_Veego Mar 27, 2026 +191
Every accusation is them scheming to get ahead of the news. And it works on the idiotic American populace.
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aaronwhite1786 Mar 27, 2026 +63
Yeah, it's not a confession so much as it is planting the seeds of mistrust. If they can spend years painting Biden as corrupt because of his business dealings and his son then if it comes out that Republicans are doing it the voters will just think "Who cares, Democrats have been doing this forever!" even though none of the investigating Republicans did proved that, which doesn't get covered on the right wing news, just the allegations of corruption and the grandstanding from Republicans, followed by the any missteps or fumbled responses from Democrats. It's not so much an admission as much as it is paving the road towards acceptance. After all, if your opponents will apparently do anything to win, why would you be mad if "your team" did the same?
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Rayearl Mar 27, 2026 +65
Been trying to tell people this and no one is listening. You are exactly correct. Edit: I just saw on CNN that Michael Flynn is getting a million dollars for "Wrongful prosecution". Just another to add to the pile.
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NotSoSureBigWaves Mar 27, 2026 +30
And he pled guilty. Nothing wrongful about his prosecution except it should have been for treason.
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mental__hospital Mar 27, 2026 +295
> Pete kegsbreath this will likely get buried, and it will likely be written off as unbelievable, but i beseech you, tell everyone you know as it is god's honest truth as told by someone i believe: pete hegseth used to be married to the sister of someone i know a little bit. he was cripplingly addicted to his blackberry. at a family dinner, pete dropped his phone in the toilet; where a normal human might consider putting it in a bag of rice or whatever, pete freaked the f*** out and immediately started trying to suck the toilet water out with his mouth in front of the family. i am not, really, truly, making this up - i can't 100% say it happened but this was shared directly from the source who was there. i heard this maybe six months ago and have, obviously, thought about it every time i've seen his name since and this seems like a good time to share the story on here
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jamaicanadiens Mar 27, 2026 +62
He did say he doesn't believe in germs...
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TrinityCodex Mar 27, 2026 +49
This is 100% true, im the toilet
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O2XXX Mar 27, 2026 +20
I mean the man has said he doesn’t believe in germs and hasn’t washed his hands in a decade, so it sounds completely plausible.
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immoral_hazard Mar 27, 2026 +41
Seems too oddly specific to be made up. I believe it.
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chatapokai Mar 27, 2026 +94
He’s been doing that since day one and there have been no consequences for it since then. He’s literally used taxpayer money to pay himself while he stays at his own resort, he’s paid off people with taxpayer money, and now they’re straight up pillaging the country with no accountability. People have been physically dethroned for less. Between doge, the epstein/israel/russia shit, ice, and now unwanted fake war I’m literally in shock each day that no one’s even attempted a citizen’s arrest if that’s even a thing or possible. But a march is totally going to solve our problems. Keep filibustering and sending money to israel dems, it’s working.
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RNG_Champion Mar 27, 2026 +15
A citizen's arrest wouldn't work in that scenario at all. Ignoring the logistical issues of somehow attempting to do that (while not getting killed at the very least), it is ironic to suggest that a march is useless while suggesting a far worse alternative in trying to do a citizen's arrest on a top political official in this administration.
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SeniorShanty Mar 27, 2026 +11
My vote this next cycle goes to whomever vows to investigate and prosecute every corrupt a****** in this administration. I want them to claw back every goddamn cent stolen from the American people and I want every grifter and swindler involved thrown in prison for life. I want treason charges against whoever made the trades preceding Trump's tweet earlier this week.
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PIngp0NGMW Mar 27, 2026 +109
I think this is the thing that gets me the most, especially when I talk to people who think America can just wait this out until Trump dies. America's institutions are being completely dismantled and at an incredible pace. FBI, CDC, DOJ, education, health, all the university research funding, etc. All of these institutions are completely compromised. That doesn't even include all the shit that DOGE got up to. Or the big one, the Supreme Court. How are any of these things going to get returned to normal operation even if the Democrats take over all levels of government? America will never be the same with all of these protections and oversight agencies hollowed out and/or replaced with corrupt lackeys. There are no more checks and balances in America and it's hard to imagine how they could be restored. I grew up when the Cold War was still a thing and even as a Canadian, fed a steady diet of spy thrillers. I truly believe that America had some of the smartest and most dedicated analysts and agents in their employ. To see their legacy just get absolutely annihilated from within by someone like Trump...I just can't even imagine how that must feel. To see your life's work and service to your country just given away for...money. The Russians or more specifically Putin and his cronies, won the Cold War. All of America's might and power, respect and prestige, just given away by the worst of America. Built over decades, destroyed in seconds. I see ads on bus shelters for a new TV series, "CIA". I just laugh now. It's all fantasy and propaganda. America is an enormous joke.
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eggnogui Mar 27, 2026 +25
As an European, I get the feeling. Movies that portray competent American figures in government, military or intelligence just do not feel the same anymore. Some are just sad, others infuriating in how much they turned out to be blatant propaganda, in terms of portraying a strong America when we all saw it surrender immediately to domestic traitors with zero resistance.
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nrith Mar 27, 2026 +175
Fake it until you break it.
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JenNettles Mar 27, 2026 +33
>They’re trying to get themselves over Bunch of Jabronis
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MenstrualColander Mar 27, 2026 +28
Yup. Literally everyone in Trump's second admin is much more interested in performative bullshit and grifting as much money as they possibly can. Guarantee you half the cabinet secretaries are doing massive insider trading shit, along with Trump.
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4PurpleRain Mar 27, 2026 +300
You mean the old days where people working at the fbi had actual degrees in law enforcement, forensics, and cybersecurity. Why would we need that when we can hire conspiracy theory podcasters? 😂
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GuelphEastEndGhetto Mar 27, 2026 +58
Now you have YouTube and IG influencers along with podcasters and TV personalities running the show.
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doglywolf Mar 27, 2026 +741
or like every CEO ive worked with , think the rules dont apply to them and by pass their own security rules and do shit like Turn off their MFA cause they forget their phone in the car too much or other such stupid BS.
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Seigmoraig Mar 27, 2026 +167
The only people where I work that don't have MFA are part of the csuite because they find it too annoying. One of them had a different MFA app for each service
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Bird-The-Word Mar 27, 2026 +35
The enemy of security is convenience.
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shanyo717 Mar 27, 2026 +111
Honestly if I was C-Suite, I would just hire an assistant to push the MFA button for me. It would be cheaper in the long run then a sensitive breach.
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Frozty23 Mar 27, 2026 +84
I just pictured the football coaches who have assistant whose sole gametime job is to hold them by the belt and drag them back from the field of play instead of getting a penalty. That would make a good SNL skit in the corporate world: MFA, pull-backs for hands-off the female staff, opening a PDF, buying shit on Amazon, keeping their wives and mistresses e-mails in seperate folders.
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freeone3000 Mar 27, 2026 +60
This used to be a real job. We used to have secretaries, for god's sake.
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PiccoloAwkward465 Mar 27, 2026 +14
I saw an article about the decline of secretaries since idk the 70s/80s. It used to be literally the most common job title in many states. Typing was an actual skill, something you'd put on your resume.
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peepee2tiny Mar 27, 2026 +45
So they can send a message like. "Noted - thx Sent from IPhone"
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lorgskyegon Mar 27, 2026 +99
Hell, during his first term Trump refused to use the secure phone the Secret Service got him to tweet with
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ultrasneeze Mar 27, 2026 +63
After having spent the previous 8 years complaining about Obama ordering a secured Blackberry. I know, the hypocrisy means nothing to those who think they belong on top.
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mybutthz Mar 27, 2026 +72
Yuppppppp. Phishing scams don't just happen because you're a CEO, they happen because the CEO got scammed. Soooo many times I've worked for companies where the staff starts getting phished, only to find out the CEO caused some sort of security breach themselves.
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Cowgirl_Taint Mar 27, 2026 +34
A year or two back we had a "technical all hands" where the CEO got all of Engineering/Platform and IT onto a call to explain that the company was under attack and we had to lock things down (Good since our firewall was a joke). And five times during that call he talked about how he had received a personal call from a TLA telling him that "China" was attacking the company and the only thing protecting us was that we were headquartered in the US. The way everyone (competent) on that call immediately froze their face for the next hour was something I desperately wish could be shared.
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doglywolf Mar 27, 2026 +38
Yep id say 3/4 of the security issues i deal with are from Execs . But they are also heavier targets . Second up is Sales reps that are that type A go go go mentality falling for emails from the "CEO". Mostly Gfft card scams. But they are getting more advanced just this week one of the sales Reps got a spoofed email that somehow got past the any spoof controls that we are looking into and on top of it at the same time of the email they receive at text from the CEO asking them to please reply to the email and do what it asks ASAP . Luckily the Rep had the CEO real cell phone in their phone and was suspicious when the text came from an unknown number and works on the same floor as the CEO to verify . But it could of gone very differently .
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mybutthz Mar 27, 2026 +19
Yeah, obviously CEOs are more regularly targeted, but also you would think they'd be more cautious lol. Scams are getting kind of crazy though. I got one recently (maybe a year ago) from a number that showed up as Chase, and I googled it while on the phone and it was an actual Chase number. They walked me through this whole thing, and said there was a transaction that was fraudulent on my Zelle account, which I think was actually there, but was probably just a request for money. Anyway, eventually they were trying to get me to enter a transaction ID into my account and I started asking why I would do that and they got flustered and angry - as they often do - and eventually hung up. But, it's definitely getting more complicated and harder to catch, and will only become more so with AI being out in the open now.
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Bird-The-Word Mar 27, 2026 +15
Told this story a couple times but always find it relevant. Worked IT for a school. Got a call from the Super "I can't get into my email.". We used G Suite, so Google. Go take a look, it's a Google alert saying "We have found your password to be compromised, please contact your IT Administrator to change it", and wouldn't let him advance. It was legit. We forced his password to be reset, explained to him that the message was saying he had used that password elsewhere and it was a compromised password. All seems well. Until later that day.... "I'm still getting that error!" and of course up in arms and blaming us/the system. We go see again, and talk to him. This absolute moron set it to the SAME password he had it at before, and completely ignored what we told him when explaining that it was COMPROMISED. Same kind of guy that insisted he needed access to everything, plus having his OWN "Superintendent Twitter" rather than a "School Twitter" which just plasters himself everywhere and paints a big target on him with a "phish/hack me!"
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Japples123 Mar 27, 2026 +243
Password was Valhalla1!
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Ok-Blackberry-3534 Mar 27, 2026 +196
Ka$hMoney
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RoboRougar0u Mar 27, 2026 +88
877Ka$hnow
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Hvarfa-Bragi Mar 27, 2026 +43
To me it just looks like *******
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Nu-Hir Mar 27, 2026 +39
His password was hunter2 as well?
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BearFacedLie69 Mar 27, 2026 +99
This whole administration has not been able to secure anything private because they are incompetent. Almost every person in his cabinet is woefully under qualified. I’ve been an ER nurse for 10 years, that doesn’t mean I can be a surgeon. It’s the same thing.
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SatanicPanic619 Mar 27, 2026 +51
Remember when email practices were the primary topic of a presidential campaign?
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Bradparsley25 Mar 27, 2026 +17
These aren’t heads of state or cabinet members. They’re sycophants wholly unqualified for their positions that did the proper bowing, lip service, and favor tax to secure their positions. Most of them are no more knowledgeable or experienced in their positions than the average idiot off the street.
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HobbesNJ Mar 27, 2026 +5388
Not a single competent person in the entire shit show of an administration.
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Educational_Work896 Mar 27, 2026 +291
It sounds like the FBI IT department needs to do more phishing tests. I work in government and I get a couple of emails a month from itdepartment@micrasoft.com telling me that my work OneDrive account will be disabled if I don't click the link and request more storage. Clicking the link auto-enrolls the user in remedial security training.
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loverofreeses Mar 27, 2026 +45
State gov't here and we get the same thing. I've also heard about gov IT departments leaving flash drives scattered throughout employee parking lots. If someone were to pick that up and bring it into work with them and plug it into their government-issued computer: IT is instantly notified who did it and they are auto-enrolled into trainings that tell them "don't do that, idiot".
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GamermanRPGKing Mar 27, 2026 +825
Rubio is technically competent, but lacks a spine. That's it
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dansdansy Mar 27, 2026 +617
He knows better, which kinda makes it worse.
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banzaizach Mar 27, 2026 +131
I think most of them do. Yesterday with Trump talking about the sharpies I can't imagine Hegseth wasn't thinking "This is the stupidest shit ever I can't believe I have to smile for this jackass"
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BigRudy99 Mar 27, 2026 +77
Please. Most of those fuckers are thick as thieves. You'd be surprised what morals and standards folks are willing to compromise once their pockets start getting lined.
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turningsteel Mar 27, 2026 +167
I doubt it considering Hegseth is a cornucopia of stupidity himself.
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Darth_Nox501 Mar 27, 2026 +53
Kegsbreath is the last person to think that lol. Out of all the unqualified people in this administration, his drunken ass is the worst. He probably wakes up everyday in disbelief that he's SecDef.
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True_Window_9389 Mar 27, 2026 +79
It’s funny that Rubio is seen as competent when his Senate career and presidential runs were total jokes. He was only a spineless wimp in the Senate who folded on immigration and then clearly only cared about using his senate seat as a springboard to run for president, thinking he was a conservative version of Obama. And his campaigns were terrible and embarrassing.
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chanaandeler_bong Mar 27, 2026 +48
Competent for Trump means “will not end the world if left in charge for a day or two.” The bar has never been lower.
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seeasea Mar 27, 2026 +102
Secretary of State is probably the one position model requiring a spine. 
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Suro_Atiros Mar 27, 2026 +25
which is EXACTLY what Trump supporters prefer, never forget that. They think the government is a joke and should be run as such.
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dermatthes Mar 27, 2026 +2562
he looks like a guy that would use 12345 as password
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Show_Bewbs Mar 27, 2026 +1267
12345? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
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Pumperkin Mar 27, 2026 +451
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
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GrecoRomanGuy Mar 27, 2026 +201
Keep firing, assholes!
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GeniusOfLove74 Mar 27, 2026 +70
What's the matter, Colonel Sanders?!? CHICKEN!!?!?
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lidsville76 Mar 27, 2026 +25
p^(reoare shirp) Prepare Ship for Ludicrous speed
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Archercrash Mar 27, 2026 +21
Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?
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lostroadrunner22 Mar 27, 2026 +94
He's an a****** sir! I know that! No, A******, Major A******!
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ToucanSam-I-Am Mar 27, 2026 +42
I'm currently wearing my "spaceballs the t-shirt" shirt.
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fiction8 Mar 27, 2026 +29
Spaceballs 2 next year! Here's hoping Mel's still got it.
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Enough-Persimmon3921 Mar 27, 2026 +10
I'm hoping it's called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
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WizardWell Mar 27, 2026 +19
Man the day this reference is not understood will be a sad day...
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Sidekicknicholas Mar 27, 2026 +44
Try “bigboobz” with a Z. …. We’re in.
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wambamthxmam Mar 27, 2026 +12
It was actually Ka$hmoneyrecords
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Hiraeth1968 Mar 27, 2026 +926
Dear Iranian hackers: PUBLISH THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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ImWatchingTelevision Mar 27, 2026 +217
Iran, if you're listening...
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Altruistic_Neat7996 Mar 27, 2026 +59
Lmao iran closer to fulfilling the law to release the Epstein files than the American DOJ what kinda hotdog future is this?
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Joaaayknows Mar 27, 2026 +1320
Really? Iran can hack our head of FBI’s email? We’ve been at odds for 3 weeks. Imagine what China has already found that they have no reason to reveal. Jesus Christ. Our leaders are a f****** joke. Seriously. They all talk a big game and then leak top secret info at the highest level. These aren’t novel security breaches. Signal chats? Email 2FA? Really?
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ladyperfect1 Mar 27, 2026 +376
I STILL can’t wrap my head around Jeff Goldberg being included in that f****** Signal chat and it’s just gotten worse and worse. My brain was not made for the Trump news cycle.
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nygdan Mar 27, 2026 +101
And he outted himself almost immediately. They never figured it out he had to tell them and remove himself.
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Longjumping_Pay_8852 Mar 27, 2026 +95
china could probably shut down our whole grid if they wanted. i remember a few months ago it was found that they were putting kill switches in solar panels lol
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drntl Mar 27, 2026 +48
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vxbytjDSM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vxbytjDSM) China was found in multiple electrical and water systems in smaller cities. Trump fired the commander of the United States Cyber Command right after.
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Sleyvin Mar 27, 2026 +61
Iran has a very very strong hacker scene, one of the most effective. When I was studying cybersec a while ago the biggest underground hacking scene were in Russia, China and Iran.
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irregular_caffeine Mar 27, 2026 +31
And that ”underground” is either state sanctioned or the actual government in a silly hat
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idoma21 Mar 27, 2026 +717
You just know he fell for a phishing email like, “Military approved combat boots with 3 inch lifts at a never before seen d*******!!!” Kash forwarded to Lil’ MarkWayne.
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Winter_Desk_443 Mar 27, 2026 +487
He wouldn’t be stupid enough to send some unredacted Epstein files with his personal email…. right….?
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Substantial_Sea7327 Mar 27, 2026 +249
I'd bet my left nut Iran is now going to claim they found the full list of epstein perpetrators, and they're going to release it to the world unless trump stops the war
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Tzayad Mar 27, 2026 +138
They should just release it in that case
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Worthyness Mar 27, 2026 +44
But now they can just blackmail everyone like Trump and Israel have. Apparently easy money
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Odd_Extreme_1080 Mar 27, 2026 +3639
BUT. HER. EMAILS.
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OrneryZombie1983 Mar 27, 2026 +764
Mandatory congressional hearings are the rule, right?
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zapdoszaperson Mar 27, 2026 +143
So he gets publicly embarrassed, an almost daily occurrence, and nothing comes of it
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Swesteel Mar 27, 2026 +49
He’s a republican, of course not.
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AppleS33d89 Mar 27, 2026 +93
Buttery Males
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Ecomonist Mar 27, 2026 +1409
We don't need the Patel'stein files, we need the Epstein Files. Get your head in the game Iran.
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Different_Height_157 Mar 27, 2026 +272
Hopefully he emailed orders to hide files of Trump f****** kids
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Flankdiesel Mar 27, 2026 +80
Valhalla calling here please delete all the pedo stuff involving our bosses shaka bro
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mapped_apples Mar 27, 2026 +30
Ironically even if he didn’t, now that Iran has accessed it they can just say he did and release something that looks reasonable and it would be hard for the public to tell the difference. This is why you don’t put absolute norons in charge..
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Beginning-Key-3432 Mar 27, 2026 +12
What if this is how the full Epstein files gets leaked? He just has a ton of the most embarrassing and redacted stuff in his inbox from the redaction team asking questions.
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Romanopapa Mar 27, 2026 +61
Think about it though. If Iran has the files, they will never release it and just use it to blackmail trump. It’s the tried and tested way as proven by Israel and Russia.
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chanaandeler_bong Mar 27, 2026 +20
I mean he already lifted the sanctions on their oil. I would assume they want to humiliate and embarrass him as long as possible. The Kash thing might be a “see we will leak this shit.”
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Tricky_Potatoe Mar 27, 2026 +281
So where are the leaked material ?
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cripplehank Mar 27, 2026 +204
i found a cached version of the site https://web.archive.org/web/20260327153947/https://handala-team.to/kash-patel-current-director-of-the-fbi-hacked/
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DrBurgie Mar 27, 2026 +242
A Kashed version if you will
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nerfherded Mar 27, 2026 +36
Looks like a trip to Cuba. Also, he didn't go to West Point.
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Dead_Internet69420 Mar 27, 2026 +43
You know, I really didn’t think it was anything worth seeing when they said it was pics of him smoking cigars and posing with a bottle of rum, but Jesus. That dude just *looks* like the kind of guy that would be a target for foreign espionage. How can someone who gets so overtly impressed by stupid material bullshit become an FBI agent in the first place?  Also, it’s kinda funny that he’s way in the background of the rum mirror selfie, but his c*** eye is the clearest thing in the photo. 
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RoarOfTheWorlds Mar 27, 2026 +12
It’s surprising to me that archive.org is keeping this up. It’s literally his private address, email, and phone number.
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SexualMetawhore Mar 27, 2026 +59
In his resume he is stating "Classified Details available"... I see, so he is willing to sell those to his benefit. The whole basis for classified info is "Need to Know"... nobody interviewing him needs to know of classified details it would just be beneficial to know. This alone should revoke his clearances.
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Mindless-Development Mar 27, 2026 +72
I love that his personal address and phone number are on it. And his email. I'm gonna sign him up for every Jehovah's witness and Latter Day Saints email and call list I can find
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BloodbendmeSenpai Mar 27, 2026 +197
Probably saving it for an October surprise. Seems Iranians are a lot smarter than Republicans take them for .
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Cosmic_Seth Mar 27, 2026 +46
Yup. And they're still in their 40 days of mourning, which ends April 5th I believe.
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WeirdIndividualGuy Mar 27, 2026 +12
Not sure how leaking emails of the FBI director in October are going to affect midterms much. It's not like he's up for election himself EDIT: You guys are misunderstanding, the average Republican is not going to hear whatever scandal that comes from this and think "well this completely changes my vote for the GOP senator who had nothing to do with this", because that's exactly how they will think: that their GOP candidates will be completely unrelated to Cash's antics
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AlashC Mar 27, 2026 +27
I’m hoping somebody can track this down. The article mentions the hacker group has a website but didn’t link it. Cant find it with Google either obvs.
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Top1CmntrsAreLosers Mar 27, 2026 +17
[https://handala-team.to/kash-patel-current-director-of-the-fbi-hacked/](https://handala-team.to/kash-patel-current-director-of-the-fbi-hacked/) Whenever you have something that “obviously” wouldn’t be on Google, it’s on yandex. Found almost immediately there.
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MrKrustySocks Mar 27, 2026 +94
Holy shit that is hilarious
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Legitimate-Tip-2149 Mar 27, 2026 +418
Now do Kegsbreath.
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mylittlebluetruck7 Mar 27, 2026 +77
Or better, Trump directly
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loweffortflashmob Mar 27, 2026 +94
Trump can’t read or write, I don’t think he’s ever sent an email
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ProLifePanda Mar 27, 2026 +56
Trump intentionally doesn't use email and destroys written records. He has mocked people that used emails because they get caught with written proof in charges and trials.
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deathtoicefucknazis Mar 27, 2026 +33
Maybe, but he's genuinely illiterate. He's the only president in history who gets briefs in video form instead of written.
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OldBayOnEverything Mar 27, 2026 +27
Functionally illiterate. He has the capability of reading words (at a very low level), he just has very low comprehension. He's like a dumber Ron Burgundy.
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Lostinthestarscape Mar 27, 2026 +27
This is the weirdest timeline. I've been hoping for the Iranian regime to collapse for decades. I actually had the thought "huh, the one good thing Trump might accomplish is instilling fear in the regime over killing dissidents by threatening immediate action". Then they made theur strongest show of support when the carrier was IN THE CARRIBEAN and 8000-32000 of the strongest snti-regime voices got slaughtered. Now, it's completely amateur day every day and they can't get a plan together, Israel is being idiotic and stirring the pot with other countries, Iran hasn't capitualted and it sounds like boots on the ground but not enough to actually do anything. On top of that, the complete lack of seriousness of this administration toward data security puts ALL of us at much greater risk. So here I am hoping the regime falls, hoping the administration falls, cheering that Patel got busted and hoping some f****** adults can get involved in solving this clusterfuck. Unfortunately no one in the administration is going to suffer real consequences - so at very least I'm hoping for the personal consequence of video evidence of Kash taking part in cuckholding kink as the voyeur while his girlfriend shouts to high heavens over how his tiny d*** can never satisfy her to the same degree as the femboy f****** her , while the cuckholder keeps alpha staring him down as he cries and pretends he's alright with his life.
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MarkNutt25 Mar 27, 2026 +22
Unfortunately, at this point, it seems like if the Iranian regime *does* collapse, the thing that'll most likely replace it is an ultra-nationalist military dictatorship funneling the riches pouring in from their permanent absolute control over the Strait of Hormuz into acquiring ever bigger and better weapons.
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JY0950 Mar 27, 2026 +212
Release the files!
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Garbarrage Mar 27, 2026 +42
Now do the Epstein files. It would be hilarious if Iran released the full unredacted files.
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SidFinch99 Mar 27, 2026 +17
If Iran gets the unredacted Epstien files and releases them, it will definitely create some interesting new paradigms in world politics and international relations.
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Frequent-Suspect5758 Mar 27, 2026 +30
I guess the password - password123 isn't as secure as Kash Patel thought.
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SockPuppet-47 Mar 27, 2026 +36
I thought his resume was writing that stupid kids book fawning over Trump.
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Bitter-Tumbleweed282 Mar 27, 2026 +13
Where are the pictures? I want to see the pictures.
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Mindless-Development Mar 27, 2026 +10
Here's one archived site: https://web.archive.org/web/20260327153947/https://handala-team.to/kash-patel-current-director-of-the-fbi-hacked/
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Somnambulist815 Mar 27, 2026 +28
Lol. And, to further elaborate, lmao
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_AmanAmongBots_ Mar 27, 2026 +57
We are SO fucked. It’s the laziest and dumbest people running the country right now, and they’re killing people all over, making enemies of smarter folk. There is going to be an incident, and American citizens will die and be hurt. And that’s the direct cause of these people being incapable of basic security practices, let alone advance preventative measures at a national scale. And then I’m guessing they’ll try to use the incident as a 9/11 type rallying moment. Hopefully their incompetence is still their undoing in that moment. I hope you all are taking heed and staying as safe as you can. Limit travel, limit spending, try to be in the best position you can be to avoid being a victim of these corrupt morons.
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BrantheMan1985 Mar 27, 2026 +27
So hell was raised about Hilary Clinton's emails a decade ago........
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SasquatchsBigDick Mar 27, 2026 +24
Damn, who would have thought the director of FBI's emails would be leaked before the Epstein files were released.
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AniNgAnnoys Mar 27, 2026 +24
Something interesting in that article that I didn't know about Kash's family. > Family forced to flee Uganda. Patel's parents — Indian immigrants of Gujarati ancestry — left Uganda as the country began instituting anti-Asian policies, uprooting a settled life under threat of persecution. Wild that he is now in the US doing the same thing to other people. Absolute dog shit tier human. *Edit oh the irony ... /u/Altruistic_Neat7996/ finds out that Kash Patel was born in the USA and is American and immediately jumps into stripping away Kash's American status because he seems more Indian and Ugandan than American and isn't showing "good old fashioned American values". To be clear, that is just as bad as what MAGA does. It is just as disgusting and racist. F*** anyone that wants to call someone born in America, not an American. That was exactly what Kash's parents fled from in Uganda and it is exactly the opposite of what makes America, America. No matter what a shit heap he is, he is an American.
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veyper Mar 27, 2026 +23
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.
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Bambi0817 Mar 27, 2026 +120
I think this might be one of Iran’s ways of making Trump believe they can even access the FBI’s system or possibly epstein files as well. It could be more about psychological impact and showing capability rather than an actual full system breach.
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YeetedApple Mar 27, 2026 +70
This was his personal gmail, not fbi email
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sweepernosweeping Mar 27, 2026 +122
With this administration, What's the difference?
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AndalusianGod Mar 27, 2026 +11
LMAO, Patel definitely looks like the sort of guy that doesn't use a password manager, and uses the same password for everything.
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Bleezy79 Mar 27, 2026 +48
Trump fired all the competent, qualified people in our government and agencies. America is probably the most vulnerable we've been in the last 25 years.
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ThisAd7070 Mar 27, 2026 +16
*golf clap* 👏
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Harvest827 Mar 27, 2026 +8
I can't wait for his d*** pics to leak so we can all point and laugh. I'm not happy that this is where I'm at, but these fools brought me to this shit show.
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SuperCatchyCatchpras Mar 27, 2026 +9
Didn't trump run his entire 2016 campaign on something about leaked emails? If irony were sweet I'd be in a diabetic coma at this point in history
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hoodlumonprowl Mar 27, 2026 +7
This f****** guy, what a walking disaster
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