This bill had soooo many other things in it, from loans to dentsits for school to low thc mj. Good for a clickbait article though I guess.
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Ginger_AnarchyMar 17, 2026
+389
Yeah, it was a 30 page bill with the cousin marriage being one small part.
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junkyard_robotMar 17, 2026
+218
So, you're telling me that this rider was added as a poison pill to prevent other good things from hapoening in Florida?
218
padizzledonkMar 18, 2026
+106
>So, you're telling me that this rider was added as a poison pill to prevent other good things from hapoening in Florida?
"Free Healthcare? But do i still get to f*** my cousin? No? Thats a no vote from me Chief"
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junkyard_robotMar 18, 2026
+23
It reads the opposite direction to me. Bill against marrying your own cousin fails.
Some double negatives there get tricky.
Sounds more like free healthcare, weed, and loans for dentistry students was poisoned by banning marrying your own cousin. Because cousin f****** is more important than being successful as a society.
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phxtravisMar 18, 2026
+12
Have you never had a hot cousin?
12
wafflenova98Mar 18, 2026
+3
Doesn't say you can't f*** 'em....
3
Hayabusa_BlacksmithMar 17, 2026
+10
You wish 😂😂
10
ajaxandsofiMar 18, 2026
+9
It was the whole point of the bill buried under distracting fluff
9
mrporter2Mar 18, 2026
+7
God riders should be illegal
7
Walmartian_BetaMar 17, 2026
+98
They do that intentionally, hide other things than lead with the ONE thing everyone agreed was bad, so they can say shit like, "Hey look, the Democrats wouldn't vote for our bill that outlawed eating puppies!" when the bill had a dozen or so really awful things in it too.
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myrevenge_IS_urkarmaMar 18, 2026
+61
When I was a kid I remeber being in complete disbelief that a bill didn't have limited subject matter. Like why would it contain completely unrelated items? I couldn't make sense of it. Now of course I know it's just to hide things, sneak things in, and misreport what's being passed. What a corrupt system.
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oddistrangeMar 18, 2026
+19
Why the f*** does the Big B****** Bill have a section about stealing the Shuttle Discovery from the Smithsonian and giving it to Texass?
19
Ok_Mathematician938Mar 18, 2026
+2
Narcissistic personality disorder is a hell of a drug.
2
TotakaiMar 18, 2026
+21
This. It needs to be outlawed decades ago
21
NoWarmEmbraceMar 18, 2026
+4
It's so strange and foreign to me why they try to pass 100 items in 1 bill. None of those grey fuckers is gonna ready everything nor comprehend even 30% of it.
US was doomed to fail from the start with how it's structured
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myrevenge_IS_urkarmaMar 18, 2026
+2
And let's be honest. The lobbyists write them anyway and just tells Congress to sign them so they do. That's how all these same bills end up in every state.
2
lordofthehomelessMar 18, 2026
+8
Bills should contain one law not whatever the f*** we want to staple together today.
8
Beetlelarva25Mar 18, 2026
+2
10000%, the people who vote on them should also be required to read them in full.
2
lordofthehomelessMar 18, 2026
+2
Our government is a joke told by the least funny clowns.
2
v3ritas1989Mar 17, 2026
+10
no that is a clickbait bill
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Holiday_Speaker6410Mar 18, 2026
+5
I haven't been keeping up with the mj issue in Florida the last few months, but they really need to get their shit together, hopefully will be the first domino to fall in the south.
5
Ambitious_Bit_9389Mar 18, 2026
+2
So politics as usual…
2
dontrikeMar 18, 2026
+2
With that said if this was the only thing that was in the bill Republicans would absolutely vote against it 100%.
2
Baystars2025Mar 17, 2026
+873
Watch out Bobby Sue, Billy Ray's been eyeing you.
873
Tenzil422Mar 18, 2026
+35
Bobby Sue took the money and run
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dqt91Mar 18, 2026
+6
Headed down south and their still runnin today.
6
AirbagOffMar 18, 2026
+5
Ooooooh lawd!
5
FinallyArtMar 17, 2026
+399
Sounds humourous but I checked and its legal in Canada. A bit of research shows its not considered as incest in most places in the world.
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nfavsMar 17, 2026
+80
Les Cousins Dangereux
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donaldfranklinhorniiMar 18, 2026
+6
I like the way Quebeckers think!
6
MeiyouxiangjiaoMar 18, 2026
+4
r/expectedbananastand
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breakfastatmilliwaysMar 18, 2026
+2
I’m slightly concerned that I clicked that wondering if it was a thing and it is but whatever it is happens to be private. What are you hiding r/expectedbananastand ??
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MeiyouxiangjiaoMar 18, 2026
+2
Maybe r/unexpecteddevelopment works?
2
Firefox72Mar 17, 2026
+142
Yeah people from the US might be surprised but first cousin marriage is pretty much legal in most of the world.
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Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 17, 2026
+97
It's socially acceptable here in my Vault community.
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quexopalocoMar 18, 2026
+22
So much cousin stuff.
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Lizard_kingdom_x001Mar 17, 2026
+32
And very common in certain parts of the world
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CummyMonkey420Mar 17, 2026
+49
Makes sense. Why miss out on a hot piece of ass just because you share a few genes
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Walker5482Mar 17, 2026
+36
Because repeatedly doing it leads to birth defects.
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the_balticatMar 17, 2026
+12
I’m pretty sure u/cummymonkey420 just forgot the /s
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CummyMonkey420Mar 17, 2026
+57
No I didn't
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the_balticatMar 17, 2026
+26
Ok cool thanks for the clarification
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Lizard_kingdom_x001Mar 17, 2026
+14
I'm very much against cousin marriage so don't take that as me condoning it lol.
There's a fascinating show on Tubi, "should I marry my cousin" about this
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NoWarmEmbraceMar 18, 2026
+4
Entire show can be summed up with 'No'.
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non_Beneficial-WindMar 18, 2026
+3
Ask Rudy Giuliani
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an-invisible-handMar 17, 2026
+4
I don't think countries like Iceland could exist without a few cousins getting married
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dmont89Mar 17, 2026
+5
I think the issue is more in other countries it is to keep the good family gene together.
In Florida case, well we get more adventures in Florida man
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tht1guy63Mar 17, 2026
+19
Isnt that how some old european royalty ended up mentally ill or disfigured.
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hugzilla1889Mar 17, 2026
+8
I highly recommend Fackham Hall. It's a funny movie about exactly that.
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ITAdministratorHBMar 18, 2026
+11
They were like, magnitudes of more inbred that just first cousins once. They had aunt and niece, uncle and nephew, and all ranges of cousin marriage. And over and over for generations, which is the main issue with cousin marriage.
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ChucknasticalMar 18, 2026
+2
Also in places where family law gives male Descendents pretty much everything and extended families tend to pool resources together.
If you have only daughter(s), when they marry, the son(s) in-law will get your stuff and his family will benefit from your wealth.
So if you marry to their first cousin, the funds/assets stay within the family allowing that family's capital to grow. Your wealth benefits your grand kids as well as your surviving siblings and their kids.
This is also why there's all this disgusting shit like honor killing and what not. Who your kids marry is a huge family financial commitment.
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rosen380Mar 17, 2026
+134
This -- legal in most of Europe as well.
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gggg_4_lMar 17, 2026
+23
I know there is a joke here somewhere
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Bloody_buttplugsMar 17, 2026
+19
If your looking on advice about marrying your first cousin I would say just stop counting
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0neshoeinMar 17, 2026
+11
Sweet home Birmingham!
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LooptydudeMar 17, 2026
+46
But you see, it's only important because it is in the US.
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TiberiusDrexelusMar 18, 2026
+5
Not just US bad, but in Bad State, in Bad Geographical Region!
5
RLewis8888Mar 17, 2026
+35
For what it's worth, I saw a study several years ago that, in the US, the gene pool is sufficiently diverse that first cousins having children is really not much of a birth defect risk.
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willstr1Mar 17, 2026
+44
The real risk is from multi generational inbreeding. Renaissance Europe had plenty of genetic diversity too, but the Hapsburg problem still happened because of the generations of inbreeding
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EitherRecognition242Mar 18, 2026
+4
Just have to have the talk with your kids. Saying even though we did it, doesn't mean you won't have fucked up kids
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oddistrangeMar 18, 2026
+4
Queen Victoria carried the hemophilia b gene and spread it across Europe through marriages. One affected descendant was Alexei Romanov of Russia.
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orlybatmanMar 18, 2026
+3
People who carry hereditary diseases have a higher risk of issues arising than first cousins, which is interesting since we generally have no issues with people marrying and having children with that risk.
It's moreso the ick factor of first cousins. We have dating apps now. You don't need to flip through the family album for dates.
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CormacolindeMar 17, 2026
+15
Doing my genealogical tree I found two instances of first cousins marrying each other (from totally unrelated families). In both cases, the marriage entry in the parish book mentioned the name of the priest who did genealogical research before giving dispensation. Back then, the Catholic Church would allow these marriages only with a dispensation following a verification to make sure the couple didn’t hqve a history of close marriages. Cousins getting married is not a serious issue if it only happens once in a family, it’s when it starts happening often that it gets bad. Today, they recommend genetic testing for people who are related or even if you are from certain regions with lower genetic diversity and known recessive diseases.
Heck, Iceland has an app for people to make sure they’re not too closely related.
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bagofporkMar 18, 2026
+4
>Doong my genealogical tree
I will do no such thing.
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venom21685Mar 17, 2026
+55
Yeah, so around the time when things like phrenology and eugenics were all the rage, there were some theories that first cousin inbreeding was the cause of "idiots" in society. IIRC modern studies have shown the risks of birth defects in one-off first cousin inbreeding isn't that high -- it's about the same as pregnancy when the mother is 40. Only if it's repeated it can be more problematic.
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TomSki2Mar 17, 2026
+25
The risk of birth defects for a 40-year old mother are not small, mind you, so if you use it to prove there's nothing to worry about, it is a bit deceiving.
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venom21685Mar 17, 2026
+31
At the same time, it's not high enough that we make it illegal.
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TomSki2Mar 17, 2026
+12
There is always some tradeoff between personal freedom and common interest. The problem magnifies when it becomes a multigenerational family tradition...
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ButteredPizza69420Mar 17, 2026
+15
*Pakistan enters the chat*
Im pretty sure Pakistan is one of the countries today that still has a super high rate of marriage to first cousins.
Edit: google suggests around 60% of Pakistani marriages are between first cousins
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Worldly_Anybody_9219Mar 17, 2026
+5
And a lot of health problems because of it!
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EverestkidMar 17, 2026
+4
Yeah, in Canada we even allow avunculate marriages. That's between an aunt/uncle and nephew/niece.
The law is literally that you can't marry direct ancestors, descendants or siblings, probably including step- and adopted relations (and probably half siblings too). Everyone else, no restrictions as long as they're an adult.
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fellowsportsfanMar 17, 2026
+3
I think the other part too is what happens if it’s purely accidental (envisioning your grandad or grandmother sleeping with a neighbour and having an affair). Or a small town where genetic inbreeding is practically guaranteed You had no idea but a generation goes by and here we are
Think culturally disowned is probably more appropriate
3
LackingUtilityMar 18, 2026
+2
Given the increase in childless couples, is it necessarily bad? The issues are around recessive genes and procreation, but if you don’t procreate…
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Zestyclose-Novel1157Mar 18, 2026
+2
lol in the UK it is so common in certain populations they are having to actually do something about it because kids are being born with problems.
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csappenfMar 17, 2026
+1
We have varying laws in the US, and the distribution was not what I expected. Texas, Kentucky, and West Virginia criminalize it, while California, New York, and 17 others allow it with no restrictions. The rest are somewhere in between. Like, "We're not going to throw you in jail, but we won't recognize your marriage."
I conjecture that states without bans fall into two categories: in one we have states where it just isn't a problem, and in the other we have Alabama, where it's too late to do anything about the consequences.
My own state of Missouri bans it, and rightly so. No one wants to be Alabama.
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YounomsayinMawfkMar 17, 2026
+147
Reverse cowgirl is frowned upon in the South bc you don't turn your back on family.
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Centered_BeingMar 17, 2026
+24
I’m sick rn w the worst cough ever, I nearly lost half a lung laughing at this. Now I gotta call in sick tomorrow too
24
gesasage88Mar 18, 2026
+3
I too am dealing with that plague. Get well soon friend! 😷
3
Jakesummers1Mar 17, 2026
+6
I heard this in Dominic Toretto
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Osiris32Mar 18, 2026
+3
I got in trouble at work for telling that joke. First time in 20 years I've been called into HR.
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mynameisnotspartaMar 17, 2026
+27
🤦🏼♀️ one of my SIL’s parents are first cousins. They are not from USA. They are Mediterranean European.
*New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey and California join Florida among 16 states where first cousins are allowed to get married with no restrictions. Others allow it in certain instances — such as one of the cousins being infertile — while 32 have blanket ban.*
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SkinnyBill93Mar 18, 2026
+5
I got married in NJ and definitely had to sign a waiver swearing my wife wasn't a blood relative. We didn't have to go so far as a blood test but hard to believe "zero restrictions"
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IceNeinMar 17, 2026
+10
When you say “allow it with no restrictions” what you really mean is that they haven’t written laws against it. In a lot of cases laws are not written because it isn’t a problem that happens frequently enough to warrant laws.
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mynameisnotspartaMar 18, 2026
+6
I didn’t say it. The internet search did.
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nowutzMar 17, 2026
+185
Good thing the government is focused on ‘the gays’. Ain’t not bigger problem then them queers. /s
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MonoBlancoATXMar 17, 2026
+18
Ain’t not indeed!
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AlwaysUpvotesScienceMar 17, 2026
+11
mamma dun toed me ain't not none of dem queers gunna not never get it to see no baby Jesus.
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MonoBlancoATXMar 17, 2026
+5
I like the baby Jesus best!
5
Decent-Ganache7647Mar 17, 2026
+17
Interesting, I read on Wikipedia that it’s criminalized in 8 states, the only places in the world to do so.
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HrekiresMar 17, 2026
+60
Rudy Giuliani breathing a real sigh of relief
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pantry-pisserMar 17, 2026
+6
Whatever happened to that mfer? It's like he disappeared
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AhelexMar 17, 2026
+3
Camouflaged himself with hair dye.
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ilikebeer19Mar 17, 2026
+17
Einstein married his first cousin. You expect the Florida legislature to challenge Einstein's theory of Relativity??
Wait, that's not what that's about?!?
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Krimreaper1Mar 17, 2026
+16
I’m surprised it’s not the law *to* marry your cousin in Florida.
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blackmagichustleMar 18, 2026
+5
Yeeee haw! That calls for some banjo heavy cousin fuckin music! Get the jugs, and grab that tism. Find your kin and do more than kiss em!
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Hwood658Mar 17, 2026
+4
Just one of the bill's "pork" elements... Fitting.
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MildTyMar 18, 2026
+5
I might be in the minority but all “bills” need to be single items. No more bulk bills unless everything in it relates to each other directly. I’m so tired of these games
5
claisen33Mar 17, 2026
+27
What particular problem would this law have solved?
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SeaWitch1031Mar 17, 2026
+18
Cousin f******.
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bernardfarquartMar 17, 2026
+2
Cousin stuff
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PeterBeaconMar 18, 2026
+5
Kim Schmidt from Punta Gorda humorously remarked, “Well, it makes for a nice small wedding party.”
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iprobablybrokeitMar 18, 2026
+3
> Cousin marriages are permitted in some countries, including those in the Middle East and North Africa. Margie Vanbentizen, a Polish native, stated, “No! Definitely not in Poland.”
I lost the narrative half way through. Is this the new Shittymorph template? I feel as if it has the same vibes as Shittymorph, which is exactly why you shouldn't let this distract you from the fact that cousin marriages are permitted in some countries, including those in the Middle East and North Africa. Margie Vanbentizen, a Polish native, stated, “No! Definitely not in Poland.”
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kaner63Mar 17, 2026
+10
The Habsburgs and most of European royalty are relieved
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CatholicSquareDanceMar 17, 2026
+12
i think it's distasteful but i really see no reason to make it wholly illegal.
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NCSUGrad2012Mar 17, 2026
+6
I also wonder if judges even check for this? If you have a different last name how would they know unless they dig through birth certificates?
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Odds0cketMar 18, 2026
+3
Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll...
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spyd3rm0nki3Mar 18, 2026
+2
🎶 Like Cletuuuus the slack jawed yokel 🎶
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TheStoicSlabMar 18, 2026
+3
Most places dont need that bill - says a lot about FL.
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D2djMar 17, 2026
+41
This explains so much.
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[deleted]Mar 17, 2026
+46
[removed]
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bagofporkMar 17, 2026
+57
>New York
If we're talking about the part of New York I grew up in:
Yes. Yes, it does.
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HchrisHMar 17, 2026
+11
New York's weird. The further north you go the further south you get.
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bagofporkMar 17, 2026
+4
You don't have to go *that* far north, either. I grew up in Delaware County, only a few hours away from Long Island/NYC (my family was from downstate, so we made the trip often). It's beautiful, but shit can get weird real fast.
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KarateKid917Mar 17, 2026
+20
Upstate NY is more like the south than NYC and Long Island than you’d think, so absolutely yes
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hehateme42069Mar 17, 2026
+13
Saw my first confederate flag up there, good times!
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MrICopyYoShtMar 17, 2026
+5
Suffolk county is pretty damn southern as well. We call it the Alabama of LI.
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D2djMar 17, 2026
+32
There are almost certainly people on California or New York this would explain, we just didn't elect those people president.
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Nickmorgan19457Mar 17, 2026
+4
Most rules are created because somebody **did** something stupid not because someone **could** do something stupid.
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RealAssociation5281Mar 17, 2026
+1
Shasta county, CA be like
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Guygenius138Mar 17, 2026
+11
Why are first cousins marrying anyone's business? Yes, I find it weird, but it's also none of my business.
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Last-Tooth-6121Mar 17, 2026
+4
Damn Florida not beating the allegations
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n0respect_Mar 18, 2026
+5
ITT: Moralists
Everyone's liberal until they come across something too icky.
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Sunlit53Mar 17, 2026
+6
It’s not particularly problematic for two people who are cousins to produce a healthy kid, if it’s a first and only generational cross. The problems come in when two families have been mixing and matching cousins for the past few generations. This is less of a problem with larger communities today but could make for problems in early america when white people locally had fewer ancestors and everyone was related. And they were such racist fucks that they weren’t willing to marry the unrelated black or indigenous people who were around.
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yetagainitryMar 17, 2026
+11
State of family values
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MannequinWithoutSockMar 17, 2026
+6
*family* is right
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pichael288Mar 18, 2026
+2
That old turtle guy in Kentucky, can't remember his name because he isn't worth remembering, constantly voted against bills to outlaw beastiality.
Mitch McConnell, that's his name. Didn't he marry his first cousin? Or was that rush Limbaugh?
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teh_maxhMar 18, 2026
+2
Do other states need this to be a law? Is the only reason the rest of the country isn't marrying their cousin because it's illegal?
2
db2999Mar 18, 2026
+2
Didn't the UK vote down a similar measure last year?
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blankvoidoidMar 18, 2026
+2
Did they attach a rider to the bill making the state musical instrument the banjo?
2
ComandatubaMar 18, 2026
+2
Every time I read one of these headlines that movie scene is the first thing that pops into my head and starts playing.
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weirdkidomgMar 18, 2026
+2
Here’s the bill https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/733
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UncleDuudeMar 18, 2026
+2
Florduh? Inbred? Noooooo
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mynameisnotspartaMar 18, 2026
+2
I had to post this that I found out while reading through first cousin marriage:
**New York is the only state that allows avunculate marriage (uncle/aunt-niece/nephew marriage) generally** 🤦🏼♀️
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gauntlet0Mar 17, 2026
+7
US
People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
**Florida:**
Yes! And marry our cousins.
US
I was- wha... what are you talking about? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
**Florida:**
Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
US
Absolutely not!
**Florida**
I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
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JonSpanglerMar 17, 2026
+11
A prefectly cromulent post.
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archlichMar 17, 2026
+5
Is that the shelbyville foundation story
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MelloDawgMar 17, 2026
+4
I kind of like the sequence of headlines on my News feed right now:
-Gas-Iran-SCOTUS-Gas-Cousin Marrying.
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osunightfallMar 17, 2026
+4
Okay, but... in reality whom would a law like this even be protecting? From what? We shouldn't make laws for the sole purpose of outlawing things people don't like.
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NSYKMar 17, 2026
+3
How else will the GOP build their base?
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pongomansweMar 17, 2026
+2
Shouldn’t people who want to marry their cousins be allowed to do so as a way of slowly but steadily getting their genes out of the pool?
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dhuskMar 18, 2026
+2
Apparently Florida's gene pool is a tea cup.
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AgenYT0Mar 17, 2026
I read the article twice and could not find an answer. Why?
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palcatrazMar 17, 2026
+9
Well, looking at the actual bill, it’s about a ton of things.
> GENERAL BILL by Health & Human Services Committee ; Gerwig
> Department of Health; Revising definitions; revising eligibility requirements for dentists and dental hygienists participating in the Dental Student Loan Repayment Program; revising requirements for department approval of qualified physicians and medical directors of medical marijuana treatment centers; creating the Neurofibromatosis Disease Grant Program within the Department of Health; prohibiting marriage between certain related individuals; revising requirements for the micro-credential component of specialized training provided by the University of Florida Center for Autism and Neurodevelopment, etc.
I don’t know why it didn’t pass, but it’s silly to refer to it as a bill about cousin marriage when that’s just one minor thing among many they were voting for.
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SnuffleWarriorMar 17, 2026
+1
No doubt lobbying from Kousinfucky
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NOGOODGASHOLEMar 18, 2026
+1
It’s kind of genius that bills are allowed to have ANYTHING in them to avoid them being passed. And you can still tell voters, “I tried my best”
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