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Florida teens charged in alleged murder plot seen laughing in patrol vehicle following arrest

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SmallRocks Mar 14, 2026 +953
How do people like this find each other?
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OnePride Mar 14, 2026 +913
They're teenagers. Their brains aren't fully formed and they'll go along with just about anything to fit in. My guess is one of them has deep-seated issues and mostly pushed the idea forward, and the other one has issues of her own, but mainly just went along.
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michal_hanu_la Mar 14, 2026 +488
> The victim reportedly reminded Valdez of Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter, and "she believed if she killed the victim, she would have a blood bond with Adam Lanza, which would resurrect him from the dead," ...OK, but these sound less sane than most.
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cantonic Mar 14, 2026 +226
I mean… when we were young, who among us *didn’t* try to form a blood bond with a dead murderer so we could resurrect them and be with them forever? At this point it’s almost a cliche!
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Donny_Do_Nothing Mar 14, 2026 +63
Man, if social media was a thing when I was a kid, I'd have SO MANY embarrassing blood bond murder videos floating around out there.
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SkinnyBill93 Mar 14, 2026 +10
I don't know some teenage girls have an affinity for gruesome stuff, Ive known more than one with a fascination with serial killers and this was before all the recent mini dramas and movies mystifying them
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Arboreal_Web Mar 16, 2026 +2
Having a fascination with true crime is not in the same universe with…”If I kill someone who looks like him, he’ll come back as a zombie”. That is psychotically unhinged, not “an affinity for gruesome stuff”. Plenty of goth girls out there who never try to murder anyone.
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smurfsundermybed Mar 14, 2026 +33
Some of us plotted murders for more sane reasons. We were trying to break the 7th seal and bring forth the end of days. Not some batshit crazy stuff like them. Oh and, in case you were wondering, /s
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DrKynesis Mar 14, 2026 +10
It was a cry for attention I just wanted people to come and see.
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LittleKitty235 Mar 14, 2026 +5
Never break more than the 6th seal!
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shoulda-known-better Mar 14, 2026 +3
And I thought light as a feather stiff as a board was big! Geez
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GloInTheDarkUnicorn Mar 14, 2026 +6
Reminds me of Morgan Geyser
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Adultery Mar 15, 2026 +3
Did they get this shit from a tv show or something? How would a kid come up with that organically?
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boygriv Mar 14, 2026 +119
Harris and Klebold immediately come to mind.
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molskimeadows Mar 14, 2026 +63
The Slenderman girls as well.
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Little_Menace_Child Mar 14, 2026 +47
I just listened to a podcasts that did a deep dive on these two and it definitely reminds me of that. Both of them did horrible things that should never have been done but it was pretty clear who was the ring leader based on their journals and other things that were found.
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Virginia_Dentata Mar 14, 2026 +15
What podcast?
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SchroederWV Mar 14, 2026 +8
Another case like this that had a podcast done recently is the last podcast on the left just dropped an episode about the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs, the kids from the “3 guys, 1 hammer” video. Definitely recommend checking out if you’re into this sort of history.
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Shaved_taint Mar 14, 2026 +2
Time Suck by Dan Cummins did a really good episode on them. He also did a good job of humanizing the victims throughout the podcast
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brakeb Mar 14, 2026 +3
Nothing like podcasts allowing these people to have their celebrity and be worshipped. These monsters should be unnamed and forgotten
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Little_Menace_Child Mar 15, 2026 +2
Psychology in Seattle. They did a columbine 5 (maybe 6) part series. It's a psychologist and his friend who's in the tech industry and they talk about all kinds of stuff.
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IWillBaconSlapYou Mar 14, 2026 +6
Skylar Neese. She and her childhood best friend Shelia became a trio with this new girl Rachel. Shelia and Rachel got super cliquey and Skylar was feeling the squeeze. Then they lured her out of her house and stabbed her to death "because they didn't like her anymore". Shelia helped the parents search and staged big emotional breakdowns where she shut herself in Skylar's room. Some months later, Rachel had a mental breakdown and confessed everything. Shelia was remorseless and obviously the leader. 
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elevatormusicjams Mar 14, 2026 +31
For real. Last night I watched the new Hulu doc series about the murder of Skylar Neese. One of the murderers is 100% a sociopath, and the other had a ton of issues from being in a religious and abusive household. It's so strange how teenage brains can escalate to a point of murdering someone just because you're mad - but everything feels like life or death when your brain is underdeveloped. Add in turmoil at home and groupthink, and it's a recipe for disaster.
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Zealousideal-Cut4232 Mar 14, 2026 +264
We all have been teenagers, mate. Fascination with murder and school shooters is not a common issue with teenagers in most parts of the world.
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HomeInternational69 Mar 14, 2026 +80
Doesn’t have to be common, only takes 1
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Iohet Mar 14, 2026 +3
Considering this is about groups, it takes more than one
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Poops-Ahoy-Matey Mar 14, 2026 +137
The comment you’re replying to doesn’t say anything about how common it is for teenagers to be fascinated with killers. It only says how malleable a teen’s brain is, which is true.
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seizure_5alads Mar 14, 2026 +66
It's like some people don't want to understand, and just post a snarky retort for Internet points.
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Iohet Mar 14, 2026 +5
Don't want to understand what? Teenagers aren't idiots nor are they without agency. They know right from wrong, even if they push limits. Blanket statements about "teenagers" being easily manipulated into anything including murder is ridiculously wrong
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beauchywhite Mar 14, 2026 +23
It says teenagers would do nearly anything to fit in. Which is ofcourse an exageration and not true at all.
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reginaldwrigby Mar 14, 2026 +4
Right but try reading the article maybe, she was obsessed with sandy hook/columbine shooters
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burner_account5829 Mar 14, 2026 +17
Yea seriously. Plotting murder was not exactly the kind of shit that was on my mind as a teenager…
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DifficultOpposite614 Mar 14, 2026 +41
I am as docile as they come and I went through a phase as a teenager where I was absolutely obsessed with serial killers and mass shootings. I had no desire to hurt anyone (well besides myself), but I just was obsessed with learning everything about these people and events. Teen brains are weird.
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banandananagram Mar 15, 2026 +2
Yeah, my friends and I were definitely edgy with our interests as teens and liked far more grizzly content (serial killers, forensics, true crime) in a much more callous way than my adult self can handle. I never would have hurt anyone, but it was definitely a power fantasy kind of a thing; it’s effectively the only way a teenage girl can be scary and intimidating. Finally having it set in as an adult that it’s not terribly uncommon for people actually genuinely push that into hurting others means, hey, people actually have valid reasons for taking any of it seriously and reacting negatively. Teen brains are terrifying because the wrong influences can completely recontextualize everything for them, and you have no means of predicting where it’s going to go. Luckily, if anything, I’m more empathetic and sensitive as an adult because of it, but people would definitely think I was a psycho in waiting if they met me at 15. I sometimes wonder if being around the wrong type of crazy at that age would have completely changed who I am.
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RunLacyRun Mar 14, 2026 +25
There are people fascinated with murder in every country. Murder is not an American thing.School shootings are more common in the USA. However mass murder is definitely a world wide issue.
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Rechochet_ochet Mar 14, 2026 +1
To say school shootings are more common in the US is the understatement of the year. Like the difference for how common it is compared to the rest of the developed world is so astronomically large, that on a bar graph comparison, the bar for "Rest of the World" may as well not exist at all. Also, again compared with the rest of the developed world, no country kills each other like Americans do. Like to say these things are just simply more common in the US is borderline disingenuous.
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EmbarrassedW33B Mar 14, 2026 +12
Teenage hooliganism is basically universal. Combined with an incredibly sick society influencing people to become the worst versions of themselves and this isn't surprising. 
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Zealousideal-Cut4232 Mar 14, 2026 +4
Hooliganism yes. Shooting up schools, nah. There’s a massive difference.
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DuskOfANewAge Mar 14, 2026 +4
I've come across quite a few teenage girls obsessed with serial killers and mass murderers in my time. There are a lot more than you think.
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erenjaeger99 Mar 14, 2026 +8
Idk where tf you grew where that murder is something a teenager will "just about" "go along" with
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SmallRocks Mar 14, 2026 +15
Yeah I wasn’t thinking about murder as a teen and I certainly wouldn’t have gone along with it just to fit in. Edit: I love that this has gotten downvotes as if I’m the one who’s wrong here 😂
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starspangledcats Mar 14, 2026 +5
And their education is fucked in Florida.
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bros402 Mar 14, 2026 +6
surprisingly, they are [22nd](https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education/prek-12) in the nation
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Helenium_autumnale Mar 14, 2026 +3
Um, "going along" with **murder** was not a feature of my childhood or something that happened in my peer group. These two didn't TP a teacher's house, or shoplift something on a dare, or help with a senior class prank; they committed murder.
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Eziekel13 Mar 14, 2026 +1
Many cultures seem to think teenagers are capable of making their own decisions…therefore bare responsibility for their actions… In the US we believe it is possible for children to make adult decisions…. but only when it’s crime… and the US will try the child as an adult. The youngest person tried as an adult in the US was Nathaniel Abraham convicted of murder at age 11 in Michigan in 1999…the youngest person ever sentenced to life without parole in the US was Lionel Tate at age 13… and the youngest executed was 14-year-old George Stinney Jr.
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GermanPayroll Mar 14, 2026 +9
That’s not necessarily true. Teenagers are capable of making a bunch of decisions, but they can be vetoed by themselves later (such as if they sign a contract), or by a parent. Thing is, if someone commits a crime, it’s not a decision that can be reversed - the act still happens.
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PointMeAtADoggo Mar 14, 2026 +1
Ngl I’m pretty sure the girl is the ring leader
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Cain_Virethorn Mar 15, 2026 +1
> They're teenagers. Their brains aren't fully formed and they'll go along with just about anything to fit in. Of course, always people making excuses for teenagers.
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Available_Border1075 Mar 18, 2026 +1
I was a teenager, I was never tempted to murder someone and laugh about it.
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Ok_Passion_6771 Mar 14, 2026 +2
There’s a really good line in the movie American Animals (/pseudo-documentary, seeing as there are interviews with the real people during the film) about this feeling young kids get when trying to figure out where they want to fit in society. The Real Spencer Reinhard: “Van Gogh ended up killing himself. Monet went blind. I felt like they understood something more about life that I wasn't getting to experience. Art has to be about more than just, "My life is great and I'm really good at drawing. […] To have this, this need to know what is on the other side of that line, and realizing the only way to actually do that is to cross it, there's never a point in your life after that where you haven't already crossed that line. Um... you know, it's... it was... It was definitely a terrifying thing.”
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scatterbrained_scamp Mar 14, 2026 +1
Social media
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AldieGrrl Mar 14, 2026 +1
Nervous systems attract like nervous systems.
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RLewis8888 Mar 15, 2026 +1
A large number of people believe a pedophile and convicted felon is a Christian savior. How do you imagine their children are bein raised?
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Heavy_Early Mar 14, 2026 +172
Yeah, that'll wear off.
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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Mar 14, 2026 +69
They are both going to shit themselves when the judge sentences them to years in prison.
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guccimanecares Mar 14, 2026 +163
Cheers to whoever was the anonymous tip…
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ScottScanlon Mar 14, 2026 +455
“They are being charged as adults”……which means this isn’t a slap on the wrist. It’s all fun and games until you realize you’re about to serve serious time with legit criminals who will terrorize you. I work with incarcerated individuals re-entering society and it can be pure hell inside.
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TheyveKilledFritzz Mar 14, 2026 +204
I was a SGT at a maximum security prison for 5 years.Before that I worked Intake as a CO and I remember every 18 or 19 yr old that came in for a a life sentence (with possibility of parole after 25 yers if they were under 18 when they committed the crime) the look on these kids face of like holy shit this is real. Man that always got to me. Like damn kid your whole life....
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RabbitOutTheHat Mar 14, 2026 +80
My cousin ended up in one of these in Florida at the age of 17 for an assault that resulted in a homicide (same 25-life with possibility of parole). We’re 10 days apart in age and both turning 39 this year. I can only imagine how this true reality check hit him at that age and wonder if he will ever get out in the next few years.
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TheyveKilledFritzz Mar 14, 2026 +39
In my experience they never get out the first parole board. Parole wants to see if they act out after theyre denied. A guy i knew from prison robbed a drug dealer when he was 16, his friend shot the drug dealer, dealer died. I met that guy when he was 32. He was denied his first 2 even though he didn't even shoot the guy AND was in PC for leaving his gang on his moms advice. Got it on his 3rd go. Legit hope the guy is doing well. He was a smaet ass but was always a decent guy to all the officers 16 to 35....like dude missed his whole early adulthood over trying to get some quick cash
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bulking_on_broccoli Mar 14, 2026 +35
I was once a kid. I believed that life was much closer to a video game and I was a main character, that was of course until I threw a baseball through a window to impress my friends. After that reckoning from my parents, I understood life was indeed full of consequences. I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I had the access to today’s internet then.
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RavensQueen502 Mar 14, 2026 +71
I mean, did you read the article? They thought they were going to do blood magic and resurrect the Sandy Hook shooter. This isn't main character syndrome or internet, it's mental illness 
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bulking_on_broccoli Mar 14, 2026 +3
I mean, teenagers are pretty impressionable. Mental illness may play a role, but age definitely took it over the line.
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ToranjaNuclear Mar 14, 2026 +22
Yup, just looked it up, they ain't laughing anymore in more recent pictures lol
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overthemountain Mar 14, 2026 +14
What the hell is the point of having separate laws for adults and juveniles. I feel like they just charge kids as adults all the time. Do they just arbitrarily decide based on how much money your parents have and the color of your skin? Are those rules there so they can go softer on the rich white kids and not seem racist for it?
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Infamous-Arm3955 Mar 14, 2026 +11
Not that you're going to care but this video is actually a great example of why the law treats juveniles differently than adults. Juveniles generally lack life experience and maturity to foresee the consequences of their actions. Kids get transferred to adult court usually based on the severity of their accused crime. Cases like this receive the most "hot topic" media attention which can make it seem like it happens all the time even though it represents a pretty small portion of juvenile cases. 
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Ralphie5231 Mar 14, 2026 +2
Ding ding ding
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Available_Border1075 Mar 18, 2026 +2
Prison will probably make these two even worse
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MiaowaraShiro Mar 15, 2026 +1
What's the criteria for "being charged as adults" I wonder... it comes up often but nobody talks about how it's decided really.
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SynthwaveSax Mar 14, 2026 +123
Just wait. It’ll be Niagara Falls when it’s time for sentencing.
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Wildeyewilly Mar 14, 2026 +47
Florida teens cry gator tears
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xporkchopxx Mar 14, 2026 +13
couple face tattoos and reduced sentences later and theyll be back to shenanigans
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AZFUNGUY85 Mar 14, 2026 +362
Anyone who works in, near, or is friends with someone in schools understands this is not shocking.
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Yodaloid Mar 14, 2026 +174
Huge lack of emotional comprehension/literacy in so many kids these days. iPad babies in particular.
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breadandbunny Mar 14, 2026 +64
This is so jarring to me as someone who would literally be bawling about anything bad happening to fictional characters when I was a very young child. I could never stand for anything bad to happen to anyone. Could not imagine doing this to others as a kid.
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saltface14 Mar 14, 2026 +24
Same! I am 38 and I’ve never been able to watch Bambi because the part where her mom dies devastated me as a kid
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breadandbunny Mar 14, 2026 +7
I cried my eyes out at that and had to stop watching.
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PianoDick Mar 14, 2026 +3
It’s interesting that Bambi was a flop when it released. Like they lost money. Yet it’s considered an ultimate classic.
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breadandbunny Mar 14, 2026 +4
I did not know this. Lol, pianodick. Fun username.
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Seamonkey_Boxkicker Mar 14, 2026 +5
Like playing a “choose your own adventure” type of RPG and can never bring your character to crossing that line toward the evil side. Always have to be the hero.
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onarainyafternoon Mar 14, 2026 +31
"kids these days" dude this has been happening since the dawn of time. Teenagers' brains are not the same as adults. It's literally why they are not considered adults by society.
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tk-093 Mar 14, 2026 +11
100% correct. We only seem to hear about it more because the Internet makes it so easy.
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faulty_flowers78 Mar 14, 2026 +32
People have been saying this about teenagers since I was a teenager (15+ years ago). I work with teens and I don’t buy that there’s something fundamentally different with this generation besides us seeing the same impulses manifest through a slightly different technology.
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TheForeverUnbanned Mar 14, 2026 +3
Hey I’m 41 and I grew up in Littleton Colorado, please explain to me what your definition of these days is because, man, you seem to have some real issues remembering what happened before “these days”
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MoonieNine Mar 14, 2026 +46
I'm not being mean, but obviously these 2 aren't very bright. And stupid people do stupid things. Prisons are full of people who just aren't very smart. Sure, you get some intelligent ones here and there, but for the most part... dumb ass people. And I'm guessing if you look at these girls' parents, they're not very bright either.
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AprilShowers53 Mar 14, 2026 +17
Low IQ is heavily associated with low impulse control
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IWillBaconSlapYou Mar 14, 2026 +6
I feel like this isn't talked about enough. Most of the criminals I've met have just been kind of dumb. 
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MoonieNine Mar 14, 2026 +4
Exactly. They make dumb impulse moves without thinking it through, without thinking of consequences. And usually, like I said, their parents aren't very bright, either. My friend worked at a prison. He said some of the prisoners were the nicest people. But talking to them, most were really stupid who continually made poor life decisions.
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MiaowaraShiro Mar 15, 2026 +3
You can't fight stupidity. Immorality you can at least reason with. You might disagree but you're working on the same intellectual level. With stupidity you can't employ reason... so what do you do?
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Harry_Mud Mar 14, 2026 +26
They wont be laughing when they are convicted and put in prison for years.
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thejayroh Mar 14, 2026 +93
Psychopathic maniacs with grandiose delusions. They're going to love prison.
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Molto_Ritardando Mar 14, 2026 +8
Or political office. It is the US after all. /s
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Tityfan808 Mar 14, 2026 +7
Too bad they weren’t in the Epstein files, they could’ve gotten a free pass.
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[deleted] Mar 14, 2026 +3
Some idiot is downvoting you for speaking the truth.  Hey people , in case you don't know, the world is run by pedoes that want to r*** and murder your kids and they've already gotten away with it for decades if not centuries.  Sorry to have to tell you.
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PikkiNikki13 Mar 14, 2026 +44
They always laugh when first caught, but then cry when that “guilty” verdict is read out. 
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edingerc Mar 14, 2026 +268
And their 15 minutes of fame is joking about an almost-murder to act as a blood ritual to the Sandy Hook Massacre shooter. The first responsibility of the Justice systems isn't rehabilitation, it's public safety. If these two have such poor decision making skills, would the public ever be safe if they aren't incarcerated?
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Setting-Remote Mar 14, 2026 +327
Having just read the article, one of them believed that because he physically resembled Adam Lanza, stabbing the victim would create a blood bond which would resurrect Lanza from the dead. That's not poor decision making, that's severe mental illness. There's a very good chance that once this girl is treated and medicated, she's going to feel very differently about what she planned to do.
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Binky390 Mar 14, 2026 +161
Reminds me of the two girls that lured their friend to the woods to sacrifice her to slender man.
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Nezrite Mar 14, 2026 +24
The only reason anyone not from Wisconsin can properly pronounce Waukesha.
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BummyG Mar 14, 2026 +4
Walk-a-sha?
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Nezrite Mar 14, 2026 +2
More or less. There's usually a hint of a long "e".
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Setting-Remote Mar 14, 2026 +32
That's exactly where my mind went, too.
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Kendall_Raine Mar 14, 2026 +14
And then one of them proceeded to escape from prison and got caught again
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DrRussleJimmies Mar 14, 2026 +44
This isn't entirely true. She was released from prison and was in a half-way house when she took off her ankle monitor and left. Didn't exactly "escape from prison". I don't know what it is about her case, but it has the most disinformation about it floating around of any case I've seen.
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overts Mar 14, 2026 +10
And of the two girls in that case the other is not in prison and no longer has to be under GPS monitoring.  I believe she still has to go to regular psychiatric counseling and has her Internet usage monitored. People point to Geyser, the one who fled, as an example of why we should have incredibly harsh sentences while ignoring Weier whose release has been handled fine.
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Lildicky91 Mar 14, 2026 +11
Adding on to this… it is still considered escaping though. Yes the prison wording people use is wrong, but she was still in non secure custody. More than 60% of escapees from custody come from halfway houses.
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yooossshhii Mar 14, 2026 +6
She’s getting treatment and medication? Won’t they just lock her up?
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DonkeyImportant6545 Mar 14, 2026 +1
She. They are both girls.
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XJ347 Mar 14, 2026 +41
You can do both...
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OaktownU Mar 15, 2026 +14
They’re laughing as a defense mechanism for being arrested. They’re coping with it by laughing it off. It’s likely how they respond to any other situation in which they are caught for doing anything else wrong, or when being laughed at themselves, or when being excluded, humiliated etc. As a teacher I recognize the same behavior in students who know they will bomb a test or don’t do their homework, or otherwise get called out; they announce it loudly - “man I’m about to fail this test so bad!” Or something like that. It’s all about saving face, and the behavior becomes so ingrained that it becomes the default. They can’t be seen to ever care seriously about anything that others take seriously. It’s the only way to “win” for them in so many situations when they repeatedly “lose.” As a teacher, I try to encourage those students as much as possible; welcome them to class after extended absences, don’t joke about them showing up late, provide extra help, talk to them like they’re not hopelessly behind, try not to get angry with them, etc. Basically, try NOT pile on to the other bad experiences they have all day. It usually doesn’t work, they fail the class anyway, but it’s often all I can do. I don’t say any of this to excuse them. But yeah, I totally recognize those laughs.
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Wolfwoods_Sister Mar 15, 2026 +2
Thank you, as a teacher, for being a frontline person with kids on the edge. We know too well how much you all put in to your jobs and how little you get by way of support. Two great teachers made a huge difference in my life. I would’ve set the world on fire for them, conquered armies, faced anything. Please continue to care and to use that experience and intuition. It really does matter, even if these two kids didn’t make it.
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nyITguy Mar 14, 2026 +67
Accountability is just a quaint, old fashioned notion.
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toddtherod247 Mar 14, 2026 +58
Why were they placed in the same vehicle?
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gonewild9676 Mar 14, 2026 +275
Because it's recorded and anything incriminating that they say is admissible.
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[deleted] Mar 14, 2026 +55
"anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
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gonewild9676 Mar 14, 2026 +14
And the corollary: nothing that you say will be used to acquit you.
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Nasty____nate Mar 14, 2026 +72
That is going to be some of the most damaging evidence. Their reaction is and anything thats said is going to bury them. None of this would have happened if they were in the same vehicle. "It shows them laughing while discussing bringing a knife and other supplies to school to carry out the murder in a restroom where they sharpened and tested the knife," the state attorney's office said in a statement on Thursday. "It also confirmed their fascination with Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter Adam Lanza and Columbine High School shooters Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris."
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tk-093 Mar 14, 2026 +4
Thankfully they couldn't keep their mouths shut and told someone about their plans.
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Robtism Mar 14, 2026 +11
Let them laugh. Laughing is what makes judges throw the hard book. Then they cry.
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Trenga1 Mar 14, 2026 +9
i had a heart attack thinking this was related to that poor teacher I heard about not too long ago. there have been way too many deaths lately...
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penguished Mar 14, 2026 +33
If that shocks you wait till you see what politicians laugh about.
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LongLiveRock_n_Roll Mar 14, 2026 +7
Ages 14 and 15, JFC! Thank goodness for the anonymous tip reporting. “They are being charged as adults”. These two are in for a rude awakening! 
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Emergency_Office_736 Mar 15, 2026 +3
Let's see a pic of them when the sentence gets handed down.
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barbietattoo Mar 14, 2026 +8
Teenagers simply do not give a single f*** until they’re staring consequence directly in the eye. Plus, Florida.
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Keshire Mar 14, 2026 +2
> staring consequence directly in the eye Sometimes these people are so far gone they're still questioning what went wrong as they bleed out after being shot by someone defending themselves.
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SaltSync Mar 14, 2026 +8
They look like Shrek and donkey
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Excellent_Set_232 Mar 14, 2026 +22
I don’t think I’ll go to Florida anytime soon
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vindman Mar 14, 2026 +6
Yeah everyone in Florida is exactly like this
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Showdown5618 Mar 14, 2026 +3
Do they have any clue about what's going to happen next? I don't think they'll be laughing once reality hits them hard.
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karmagirl314 Mar 15, 2026 +4
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
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Annual-Fox6520 Mar 14, 2026 +2
The main thing I don't get about these murderous people is ... Do they just not think about their freedom? Like do they even think that far ahead or are they just in the moment thinking about murder? Like if they really realised the consequence I of their freedom being stripped from them would they really consider doing it,? Like from that girls reaction you can kinda tell she doesn't really get how serious the situation is. Like she doesn't think she'll get years in jail... And if they are being trialled as adults they're certainly getting a LOT of time.  But we all know from a young she how bad it is and how long in jail you get. So it's it sjust s weird thing I can't comprehend. Like they want to murder so bad that that one murder moment is worth throwing their entire life away. It's difficult to comprehend. 
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IWillBaconSlapYou Mar 14, 2026 +5
I wonder about this a lot. Like when someone shoots a guy on Black Friday to wrestle a TV away from them.  Do they really think they're gonna just mosey up front, stand in line kind of half-reading magazine covers and debating buying a Twix bar, say "Hey, how you doing?" to the cashier, push the cart to their car, drive home, maybe do some laundry...  Like WTF???
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Annual-Fox6520 Mar 15, 2026 +2
Yeah it's bizarre! Then I also think about when they finally end up in jail, they've cleaned down and they're looking at 30 years and thinking "wtf did I do?" Like it must be bizarre for some of them because some people don't plan it they just kinda.. lose it in the moment.  I mean even with these girls you can imagine I won't fully settle in for a while, when they're 2/3 years Deepa and theyre looking at another 10... Maybe that's a point where they would think "yeah what was I thinking, I'd rather be free than to have murdered that guy". Idk, so mad 
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IWillBaconSlapYou Mar 16, 2026 +2
I wonder if they'll receive treatment and suddenly be like "I TRIED TO RAISE ADAM LANZA FROM THE DEAD???". I would hate to be in that position. 
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Wolfwoods_Sister Mar 15, 2026 +2
Very very bad executive function disorder and lack of reality on a scale that functional people can’t comprehend. That’s why it sounds so crazy to us.
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onebyside Mar 15, 2026 +2
A vid of them being told they were being charged as adults priceless
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SpeedBlitzX Mar 15, 2026 +2
But why do they look like two hench people to some other boss
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Toiletbabycentipede Mar 14, 2026 +4
I don’t f****** care. Just lock them away from society
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Conscious-Distance48 Mar 14, 2026 +3
I'm apparently going to be the first person to say that ABC could not have placed their banner in a more inconvenient place.
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Heeroyuy818 Mar 14, 2026 +3
Florida never disappoints
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Geth_ Mar 14, 2026 +10
Perspective is important here because some might argue Florida always disappoints: r/FloridaMan
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Felon_musk1939 Mar 14, 2026 +4
Whatever prison they go to it's gonna be rough because someone in there will see this video. Prison has some bizarre virtues and being a sadistic petulant d***** won't go over well.
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DFWPunk Mar 14, 2026 +1
They'll likely be split up.
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CBooy Mar 14, 2026 +2
it’s always ohio or florida.. gonna have to catch this one on EWU
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leohat Mar 14, 2026 +1
What the hell is in the water there in Florida?
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Ryjeska Mar 14, 2026 +12
NOT fluoride anymore unfortunately
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Due_Night414 Mar 14, 2026 +1
It’s all cool until you’re in a cell.
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IceFireTerry Mar 14, 2026 +1
Feels like an indie film watching them
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SoftlySpokenPromises Mar 14, 2026 +1
Peoples minds are incredibly warped. They don't understand consequences.
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weezyverse Mar 14, 2026 +1
"It's the oranges! It's the goddammed Oranges, Frank!"
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Apprehensive-Mix5178 Mar 15, 2026 +1
Everything you say and do…
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cryptogram Mar 16, 2026 +1
Stuff like this to me is terrifying because imagine if they had carried it out how horrific that would be. There would be a family whose child would be dead at the hands of these psychopaths. Glad they got caught in time.
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Specific-Detail6448 Mar 17, 2026 +1
Same energy as the clip the prosecution showed before the court in that one Saul Goodman case with the teens and the body lol
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