Does... Does this mean ram will be cheaper? Or just that I can't get a cancer diagnosis and ram is still expensive.
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noseshimselfMar 26, 2026
+258
You will get no diagnosis because power will be too expensive to justify wasting it on you.
258
Comfortable_Yam_9391Mar 26, 2026
+102
That power could’ve been used to generate h*****, not save your feeble human life
102
MessiahPrinnyMar 26, 2026
+27
I want my h***** generated by HUMAN hands.
27
Wurm42Mar 26, 2026
+25
Oh look, the big spender here wants *artisanal* h*****.
25
Discount_ExtraMar 27, 2026
+5
H***** enthustists can be very picky, because art is a***.
5
Snake973Mar 26, 2026
+8
craft h*****?!?!? during the prelude to world war 3??? how decadent
8
Tibbaryllis2Mar 27, 2026
+6
They can pry the artesianal h***** out of your cold dead tentacles.
6
MessiahPrinnyMar 27, 2026
+3
H***** fresh from the h***** well!
3
sithelephantMar 27, 2026
+2
Octopus hands are fine too.
2
noseshimselfMar 26, 2026
+7
From my point of view, neither are required.
7
UnionThug1733Mar 26, 2026
+2
But who will watch it when we’re gone
2
Comfortable_Yam_9391Mar 26, 2026
+3
It’s just gonna be billionaires and the ultra wealthy paying each other a shit ton for various products. One guy can be the h***** dealer for the planets population of a million people.
3
UnionThug1733Mar 26, 2026
+2
I’d like to think the AI robots will just continue the trend but it will go harder than anything humans could have ever imagined
2
RaammsonMar 27, 2026
+2
Some would call it Hent-AI.
2
oldsecondhandMar 26, 2026
+1
Life is temporary, h***** is forever.
1
PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+34
RAM was already scheduled to increase in 2026, a Helium shortage will see RAM prices increase if the shortage continues.
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Another_Slut_DragonMar 26, 2026
+26
France just confirmed 30-40% of a ALL of the oil infrastructure in the gulf has been destroyed. Minimum 3 years to rebuild it.
Get ready for years of 1970's lineups at the pumps, and those fuel shortages will show up as increased prices on just about everything.
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SigX1Mar 27, 2026
+4
50% of the helium used in semiconductor production is from Qatar.
4
Another_Slut_DragonMar 27, 2026
+1
Yup. Shits fucked.
1
rockycoreMar 26, 2026
+11
Damaged or Destroyed. There is a difference between the two.
But yeah it's not good.
11
NiobiumThornMar 26, 2026
+6
It's just a little burning it's still good it's still good!
6
McQueenFan-68Mar 26, 2026
+4
Just gonna get a little cancer Stan.
4
Early-Yak-to-resetMar 26, 2026
+14
You're spreading misinformation. No one said it was destroyed. They said it was damaged. There is an absolutely massive difference between one storage tank being hit by a drone(damaged facilities) and a smoking crater in the ground( destroyed). Read the articles before you spread misinformation.
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+5
"French Finance Minister Roland Lescure confirmed that 30% to 40% of the refining capacity in the Persian Gulf has been damaged or destroyed due to ongoing conflict."
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Early-Yak-to-resetMar 26, 2026
+7
Yes, so only saying destroyed is blatant misinformation.
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PrinceLucipurrMar 27, 2026
+1
I never said what they said wasn't nuanced, I just provided a more accurate portrayal, showing that it was both, parts damaged and parts destroyed.
It's the same there's a nuance with inaccurate information, as if you claim their intention to be blatant inaccurate information, then this would be disinformation, not misinformation.
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certcivMar 27, 2026
There's a huge difference between "ALL of the oil infrastructure", and "refining capacity".
0
certcivMar 27, 2026
+1
There's a huge difference between "ALL of the oil infrastructure", and "refining capacity". Neither are good, but between that, and "damaged or destroyed", I think an accusation of spreading misinformation is justified.
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PrinceLucipurrMar 27, 2026
Blatant misinformation is an oxymoron
0
starrpamphMar 27, 2026
+1
And prey the don’t alter the deal further
1
logdog421Mar 26, 2026
+28
Shortage? More expensive.
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Wurm42Mar 26, 2026
+5
The cancer diagnosis one. American hospital systems are already rationing the liquid helium needed to run MRI scanners.
5
certcivMar 27, 2026
+3
Most MRI's use closed loop systems now, so don't require as much replacement helium.
3
Designer-Salary-7773Mar 26, 2026
+258
Donold and his GOP enablers created this debacle. They elected to ignore advice of myriad experts and thought they knew better. Here we are … I am betting that they (personally) have been profiting handsomely. Your sons and daughters will fight their war. .
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Cohens4thClientMar 26, 2026
+112
Theres absolutely a ton of market manipulation, timed almost perfectly woth Trump's announcements,.and then a little later,.a.reversal. Billions of oil stocks traded
They're not experts. Donnie has zero military experience, same for Hegseth.
For sure, soldiers.will die, but Donnie.says they are "suckers and losers", so its.ok for republicans to support the child molester sending them to die
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sillyhillsofnzMar 26, 2026
+34
According to a 2020 report in *The Atlantic*, corroborated later by his former Chief of Staff John Kelly, Donald Trump made disparaging remarks about American war dead, questioning the motivation of soldiers buried in France by asking why they would fight and what was "in it for them?"
For Trump it is always about what is in it for him (and only him).
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thepianoman456Mar 26, 2026
+9
They’re doing market manipulation and insider trading with prediction markets now.
F*** the entire existence of those things… they should be illegal. It just opens up more doorways for corruption and even journalist intimidation.
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lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11lMar 26, 2026
+15
Tucker Carlson, one of Trump's closest allies, and whose son is JD Vance's assistant, is being investigated for treason, because he tried to convince trump not to do the war. biggest leopard ate my face ever
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Koladi-OlaMar 26, 2026
+10
In his defense, he needed something big to take the focus off the Epstein list.
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Discount_ExtraMar 27, 2026
+1
Surprisingly, the privatization of the Helium reserves happened under Biden. (process started way back in 1996 though)
1
AsteroidMikeMar 26, 2026
+26
This is what happens when your president doesn’t have any actual thought process beyond just start a war and bullshit the public about it.
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xShooKMar 26, 2026
+5
Watch him open up American helium reserves to foreign chip makers.
5
peepeebutt1234Mar 27, 2026
+12
> American helium reserves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_Privatization_Act_of_1996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Helium_Reserve
Clinton signed a law requiring the sale of US helium in 1996 and the US started selling its helium stockpile in 2005. The last of it was sold at auction in 2024.
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xShooKMar 27, 2026
+10
Haha. Thank you for that, I didn't realize it was all private now already. Brilliant, and short sighted.
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chrisni66Mar 26, 2026
+85
Nevermind the MRI machines, what about my party balloons!
85
jadewolf42Mar 26, 2026
+38
Prices are just too inflated!
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+3
This comment needs more upvotes! They're certainly lifting my spirits 😹
3
bionic_cmdoMar 26, 2026
+9
Sorry no gender reveal balloons for you!
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noseshimselfMar 26, 2026
+9
Sorry, no gender for you.
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mschuster91Mar 26, 2026
+14
Party balloons get waste-grade helium (80% or less in purity), that cannot economically be refined further.
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KurazarrhMar 26, 2026
+10
Though if prices get too high and stay that way long enough, those economics might change...
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mschuster91Mar 26, 2026
+8
The economics might change, yes, but you'd need to design and build entirely new distillation lines. Not exactly something doable over night.
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KurazarrhMar 26, 2026
+6
Ah, I'm sure I can cook up something in my garage with two peanut butter jars, some old copper speaker wire, and a salt lamp! :P
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Discount_ExtraMar 27, 2026
+2
is it low grade from the refiner, or recovered medical waste filling children's party balloons?
2
killall-qMar 27, 2026
+1
That's no problem, we can always fall back to using hydrogen. /s
1
Leather_Egg2096Mar 26, 2026
+34
Making computers expensive while opening up data centers isn't an accident. Their trying to make them so expensive you have to rent one so they can prevent you from benefitting.
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issmMar 26, 2026
+12
Look on the bright side, this might pop the AI bubble first.
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Rude-Revolution-8687Mar 26, 2026
+39
I guess all those tech workers will just have to speak in their normal, deep voices then.
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8andahalfby11Mar 26, 2026
+31
As a side note, on top of tech and party balloons, we can also expect this to hit the cost of space based services. Helium is required to keep most rockets pressurized as the fuel drains during launch.
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bebothecatMar 26, 2026
+14
We should probably just halt those in the face of a helium shortage affecting life saving medicine... Right?
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8andahalfby11Mar 26, 2026
+10
Only if you don't want the satellites that keep your agriculture, weather, and positioning for emergency services under control... or in people terms, seeing all of your supermarket purchases double or triple again beyond what the oil shock is already doing.
Oh, and you can go back to reading books on planes...if you can afford the tickets.
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hlgb2015Mar 26, 2026
+5
I can’t imagine the rockets have *that* huge of an impact on supply, i mean we’re still filling party balloons with the stuff. Maybe we cut that first before we just decide to abandon all space launches.
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bebothecatMar 26, 2026
+5
We should definitely stop using it for balloons too. It's not that hard to determine which rockets are necessary or just rich people showing off
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cyclemonsterMar 27, 2026
+1
There's different grades of helium -- the stuff we use on balloons doesn't have the purity required for these other applications.
Also, enormous amounts of helium come out of natural gas wells that we just vent into the atmosphere, because it's not economical to capture.
1
8andahalfby11Mar 26, 2026
+3
Funny story, party balloons were originally rare because the governments were storing all if it in a reserve so that they could pressurize nuclear missiles during WW3. Then in the 80s the US switched from liquid-fueled ICBMs to solid-fuel ICBMs and suddenly didn't need the reserve anymore. As a result party balloons became super c****, with the 1986 price being just ten cents per balloon. As the reserve has drawn down, the price has slowly crept back up ever since.
So yeah, your party balloons as a kid were subsidized by the government because they found a better way to bomb people...
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ScientificSkepticismMar 26, 2026
+3
At some point party balloons should just switch to hydrogen. It'll make for more interesting parties. Half the weight so twice the lifting power of helium so Timmy will have memorable balloons\*.
^(\*it's honestly not that flammable, but its lifting power is not double, it's about 7% more)
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8andahalfby11Mar 26, 2026
+2
This was banned in the US in 1922 due to the flammability issue causing problems at parties.
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Wurm42Mar 26, 2026
+2
Sure, you just have to convince noted emphatic, other-focused, humanitarian rocket tycoons like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos that they should shelve their private space programs and default on their government contracts.
I'm not holding my breath.
But if the helium shortage becomes a long-term thing, it's possible to update those rocket systems to use argon instead of helium.
2
AntikatastaseisMar 26, 2026
+7
Literally nothing here had to be done, at no point was this war a necessity or necessary.
7
Rogue_AI_ConstructMar 26, 2026
+14
It’s a stupid thing happening from something that didn’t even need to happen. The Iran war should never have been started.
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joshspoonMar 26, 2026
+13
Time to make some sourdough again.
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Koladi-OlaMar 26, 2026
+15
It's really weird that we can actually run out of the 2nd most common substance in the universe.
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Minimum-Agency-4908Mar 26, 2026
+29
It is a finite resource on Earth and when we release it, it leaves the atmosphere and our planet.
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Koladi-OlaMar 26, 2026
+12
Yeah, I realize that, just commenting on the fact that a quarter of the observable universe is helium and we're running low.
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SpiderSlitScrotumsMar 26, 2026
+9
You should be surprised that there is so much around. The average density of helium in the universe is only about an atom per about 10 cubic meters.
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Wurm42Mar 26, 2026
+3
It's not that earth is running out of helium; it's more that most of the helium is extremely spread out. There are only a handful of places where we've built the infrastructure to commercially extract helium; mostly natural gas deposits with high concentrations of helium that are near the coast.
But there's a lot more helium out there. In 2015, European researchers identified a string of natural gas deposits rich in helium under the Rocky Mountains in the United States and Canada:
https://web.archive.org/web/20150906100157/http://www.eag.eu.com/about/media/lightness-of-helium/
In 2024, the US Bureau of Land Management set aside 165,000 acres in Colorado for future helium production, land that's over one of the deposits identified in 2015:
https://www.hcn.org/articles/how-a-dwindling-helium-supply-is-impacting-public-land-management/
So if the US federal government decides the helium shortage is a problem that needs solving, they could probably start drilling this summer.
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Minimum-Agency-4908Mar 26, 2026
+6
I cringe every time I see He balloons selling at a store.
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cyclemonsterMar 27, 2026
+1
We get every other noble gas from fractional distillation of the air, and we could get helium that way too if we wanted. It makes up about 5 parts per million of atmospheric air. It's more abundant in the air than xenon or krypton.
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fishhfMar 26, 2026
So we'll be sending troops to other planets soon?
0
2kWikMar 26, 2026
+17
[U.S. Government sold the stockpile of the United States helium ](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/us-just-sold-helium-stockpile-s-medical-world-worried-rcna134785)[shortly after taking office.](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/us-just-sold-helium-stockpile-s-medical-world-worried-rcna134785)
Edit: I thought it was from 2025, so I edited it out to U.S. Government. I got confused with everything else Trump has done.
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flumydumdumMar 26, 2026
+4
I have never seen a man being that brilliant at being utterly stupid...
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peepeebutt1234Mar 27, 2026
+3
We started selling our reserves in 2005 after a law that Clinton signed in 1996.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_Privatization_Act_of_1996
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SeeisforComedyMar 26, 2026
+4
That would've under the Biden administration. The article you linked is from 2024, which links to a previous article on the subject in 2023 discussing how it had been being negotiated for over a year. Biden was Jan 2021-Jan 2025.
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peepeebutt1234Mar 27, 2026
+6
We started selling our helium in 2005 after a law signed in 1996 by Clinton required it. The last of it was finally sold in an auction in 2024.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_Privatization_Act_of_1996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Helium_Reserve
It has nothing to do with either Trump or Biden.
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AccujackMar 26, 2026
+6
We haven't run out. What's happened is that we have disrupted the supply from overseas, where we had been getting it relatively cheaply. Most natural gas wells and refineries in the US don't extract and collect helium for sale.
Fortunately an incredibly rich bubble of gaseous helium has been found in MN, and they're working on developing it into a "mine".
6
PeterTheWolf76Mar 26, 2026
+5
The earth has a finite supply and last estimates were anywhere from 100-300 years are left of viable reserves at 2024 levels. Given demand has skyrocketed... that 100 might be more accurate unless new techs are developed for extraction and given the rise in price that should happen.
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slavetothesoundMar 26, 2026
+6
Doesn't fusion produce helium? Maybe we'll get that working before we run out.
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cyclemonsterMar 27, 2026
+1
That estimate is based on currently-known deposits and would be hopelessly inaccurate upon discovery of more.
The peak oil people have been wrong about the quantity of oil reserves for 70 years now -- the Earth is unfathomably huge and we haven't looked everywhere.
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noseshimselfMar 26, 2026
+4
It's somewhere out there while we're trying to heat up our planet as fast as possible to send it out into space.
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WolfMany2752Mar 26, 2026
+2
Aww shit helium is my plan b, i guess i better get a tank sooner than later
2
Smooth-Ad5257Mar 26, 2026
+2
There should be a new word for this "i-know-better-than-the-experts" attitude. To Donald or please don't trump like that ... Have his name on it... This attitude - everywhere .... Ffs
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+3
The satirical definition of "Trump Card" 😼
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NiobiumThornMar 26, 2026
+2
We warned you damn it
"No no it's fine we have a strategic helium reserve" how's that going
2
ChareonMar 27, 2026
+1
What strategic helium reserve? The US one got sold off.
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NiobiumThornMar 27, 2026
+1
lmfao what
unsurprising but wow
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noseshimselfMar 26, 2026
+3
That's it with c**** computers for the gamers and "the rest of us". And what's left of electricity will go to the new AI masters anyway.
3
SanityShrimpManMar 26, 2026
+3
oh good, because those weren't fucked enough already
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slingbladdeMar 26, 2026
+3
Shortages Shortages everywhere, price hikes for everything, another reset..prices will not go down..till the corps have squeezed all that market manipulated profit and move on to next reset.
3
No-Philosopher3248Mar 26, 2026
+2
Not to mention the birthday balloon supply business. One could argue that it’s much more important.
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Aria_AthenaMar 26, 2026
+2
Running out of Helium xD... there is some irony for you. Helium is like 1/4 of matter in the universe. I don't even think there is a substitute for what it's used for. Nitrogen doesn't work, and I don't think any other noble gasses work either. 40% of it apparently comes from Qatar, whose natural gas production is already reduced by 20% for at least the next 5 years. Fun times all around.
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cantuseMar 26, 2026
+3
I'm confused, how fast are we using helium? This isn't the first 'helium shortage' in my lifetime and I thought there was a discovery in Africa that effectively doubled the supply of helium, thus alleviating the previous crisis. What gives?
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falcobird14Mar 26, 2026
+9
Fast enough to create a supply crisis.
I worked at a company that used to get a single truck of helium tanks every week. That one truck was 50% of the supply of helium for the entire state.
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+8
Storing helium is an absolute nightmare, which is a major reason why every supply dip becomes a full-blown "crisis." We don't have a global network of "helium warehouses" because helium is arguably the most difficult substance on Earth to keep in a container.
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Rampage_RickMar 26, 2026
+2
I thought that hydrogen is harder to store, but far more abundant?
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+9
While hydrogen atoms are smaller than helium atoms, hydrogen typically exists as a diatomic molecule, which is physically larger than a single monatomic helium atom.
To store Helium efficiently as a liquid, it must be cooled to -269°C, the lowest boiling point of any element. Even the best-insulated tanks can only hold liquid helium for about 35 to 48 days before it warms up, turns back into gas, and must be vented to prevent pressure buildup.
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Upset_Development_64Mar 26, 2026
+3
I love it when OP not only actually engages in the conversation on the article they posted, but is also knowledgeable about the subject. Thank you
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Discount_ExtraMar 27, 2026
+1
Wouldn't the easiest storage be to combine it with oxygen, and then use electricity to separate it when and where needed?
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ChareonMar 27, 2026
+1
Helium is inert and largely doesn't combine with other atoms (I say largely only because there might be some crazy edge case I'm not aware of. Any such case would almost certainly require incredible amounts of energy to pull off and be wildly unstable).
You're probably thinking of hydrogen which obviously does combine with oxygen to form water.
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GeshtiannaSGMar 26, 2026
+6
Good luck booking an MRI in the near future.
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No_Clock2390Mar 26, 2026
+1
More high prices under trump
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BD_9xMar 26, 2026
+1
An nice first AI now this BS
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tweeglitchMar 26, 2026
+1
Fortunately, there's an unlimited supply of birthday-grade helium to steal from the unsuspecting moon.
1
CaptainSnarkyPantsMar 26, 2026
+1
Welding about to get more expensive. Ugh
1
InertStateMar 27, 2026
+1
What’s the trade to make in anticipation of this getting bad?
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LiesthroughisteethMar 27, 2026
+1
They best end this nonsense soon, before the entire world comes to a grinding halt.
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cyclemonsterMar 27, 2026
+1
I work at a balloon store, and we are a little nervous. The Russian invasion of Ukraine led to a nearly overnight 50% jump in prices. People don't really want to pay five dollars per balloon.
1
Gamebird8Mar 26, 2026
+1
Bring on the Bubble Popping
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PrinceLucipurrMar 26, 2026
+3
Helium balloonists are the first to get hit hard as non-essential Helium users. They will have reduced poppings.
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2kWikMar 26, 2026
good, f*** the tech industry until AI blows up.
0
Ok-Jury-6161Mar 27, 2026
Good thing they don't celebrate birthdays with balloons...or that could be a problem
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