Don't forget to call him but his real name it isn't "Ted" its "fled"
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B-Z_B-SApr 1, 2026
+17
His real name is Rafael. He changed it to Ted to sound more White to his base.
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StorageIntelligent64Apr 1, 2026
+8
Isnt he canadian?
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FallouttgrrlApr 1, 2026
+7
I don't think they want him either
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Carlyz37Apr 1, 2026
+4
He has BIRTHRIGHT American citizenship due to American parents.
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StorageIntelligent64Apr 1, 2026
+4
So, if SC decide aginst that, he cant be politician anymore?
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Bruschetta_Bout_ItApr 1, 2026
+3
At this point Ted Cruz being on vacation during a shutdown down is just assumed, the news would be if he wasn't.
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Certain-Medicine1934Apr 1, 2026
+1
My only questions are (1) did senators flying commercial stand in line with other travelers enduring the TSA mess Congress and the president created? (2) Did senators get preferential treatment at airports? (3) How many and which senators got private flights out of DC?
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UpsyDowningApr 1, 2026
+1
Fled Cruz
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AdComprehensive7952Apr 1, 2026
+1
Oh c'mon. He just innocently took his family there because the kids begged him to do Jello shots off beach bound co-eds' sun-drenched bellies.
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